May 4 2007Paris Hilton is going to jail

Jailhouse Rapists rejoice!!!

This made my entire month.

I agree with all of the above^^

TOO DAMN FUNNY. I hope some of the other inmates rape her and film it. Paris crying and being raped will be a big hit on youtube.

"the judge made sure she wouldn't be allowed on work release, furloughs, use of an alteranitve jail, or electronic monitoring instead of jail"

This guy is a fucking GOD

Finally, my faith in humanity has been restored a little bit. It's a great day when this horrid skank is finally knocked off her precious pedestal. YAY! It couldn't happen to a nicer person!

How much does anyone want to bet that there will be a mysterious outbreak of herpes amongst the inmates in the jail while she's there?

damn straight although the bitch still has a month to wiggle out of it, it should have happened from today not a month hence.

The judge's birthday should become a national holiday. Like Washington's Birthday and Lincoln's Birthday used to be before they combined them into Presidents' Day.

That bitch deserves it.

Too bad the judge didn't decide on lethal injection.

How many wannabes will be committing crimes in LA this weekend in hopes of getting Paris as a cellmate. Look for lots of immates to get a piece of her. Awesome that she's going to jail. Maybe it will put some humility into her.

PS. I can't wait for the pictures of when she drops the soap in the shower

Her rep's testimony was considered worthless, basically that just means he was lying out of his ass. These people think laws are for the little people.

Think about that while Shawannda and her crew give you a broomstick pap-smear, whore.

Huzzah! This more than makes up for me getting rear ended today!!

Evidence that justice is not dead?

Hopefully some butch-dyke lesbos will make her their bitch & bash in her fugly parrot beak nose a few times.

My faith in humanity and the balance of the universe has been restored. Ahhhh. Serenity.

The chicks in jail won't even rape her. Hell, they know she is a disease ridden skank.

speaking of firecrotches...guess who's going to have one when they get out of jaaaaaail? booyaka!

yipppeeee skipppeeeee! Is there any way she can get bailed out or anything though? Do you reckon she will actually end up doing the whole 45 days??

Well if she's lucky Paris can one day say she's a graduate....
of Con College.
'Don't drop the soap' or is that guy's prison thing ? ...whatever. I've heard it's not the Hilton.
(Deja vu ? Huffington Post had this before you Fish. Of course I suppose I could have hit refresh)

Now THIS is almost worth O.J. going free. Whoo Hoo! Go get her Judge!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! My only question is this: why didn't the judge say, "Bailiff, please handcuff Miss Hilton and remand her to the jail. Thank you. Court dismissed." BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

P.S- check out the facials in the photo. She looks like Old Man Withers in a wig, cursing the neighbor's kids for throwing flaming bags of shit on the porch.

Nicole Richie's up on charges too. If she isn't sweating bullets, or alcohol, or heroin residue over this sentence, she will be soon.

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now she'll have street cred and a tear drop tattoo.

Next phase of her downfall, the cancellation of most of her contracts and appearances.

What respectable business wants this degenerate convict representing them?

I disagree with #1 through #24. Paris will turn this into a huge publicity campaign and get more exposure at not cost to her than anything she's done in the past, except the famous video. She's a savvy businessperson and can exploit this opportunity to her financial and personal advantage.

Hard time. Hard time Paris! That's hot!

Whatsthe bet she gets out of it. It all comes down to ching-ching-a-ling $$$$ at the end of the day

OK PEOPLE!!!

THIS IS LIKE, THE COOLEST THING EVER!!! HAHA!!!

BUT STILL.... I´LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE HER BEHIND THE BARS!!!!!!!!!

STUPID PARIS...

#28 dear god you are probably right. But let us not waste this sliver of sweet, sweet reckoning!!!!

Well it's been said before me but , I LOVE THAT FUCKING JUDGE. The guy is my hero, someone link us to a photo of him so I can blow it up and hang it on my wall.

They should dress that guy up like Judge Dredd, give him a gun and send him after all of these socialite whores.

hahahahahahahahah!!!!!
28: and by "savvy businessperson" you mean "Wonky Eyed CumDumpster" right?

Paris is going to be staring in the remake of that old Linda Blair Movie, "Born Innocent" especially the scene where she goes to jail and is raped by a bunch of women with a broom handle.

The judge probably went home, smiled a sly little smile, pulled off the mask and wig, and went out in her cowboy boots, fishnets, left the kids with kev, and strutted off to another dance session....

and some cheetos...

I'm actually kind of surprised, though.

@28...There's a possibility you are right, but IMO you are overestimating her capabilities. There's a lot of Paris fatigue out there.

there is a god.

Well well, hooray, and while I am no fan of Paris, something is out of whack here. Ummm didn't Brandy kill someone a few months ago and she isn't going to jail (yet). Hmmm. Guess killing someone isn't as bad as drunk driving on a suspended licenses.

@12 Yeah .. the Judge didn't need to spell that out. Anyone who heard the dessert-cream-nostril story knows that Elliot guy projectiles shit out of his mouth every time he opens it

Fuuuck me! I wished for it just last night and it worked! And my wife said this $2000 magic genie lamp from that garage sale at that going out of business fortune teller's wouldn't work... Dear Mr Genie... please put Vida Guerra nakedly in my bed tomorrow, covered in whipped cream and Guinness (fuck you it's my dream). Amen.

And I can't for the headline:

PARIS SURRENDERS... AGAIN

Fuck the French...

Thank God for that Judge!!!! Finally someone that is not blinded by these celebrity brats and their money! This skank has had it coming for a long time, I can't wait to be rid of her wretched image for 45 days - roll on June 5! Herpes Hilton - may you have the worst 45 days of your life and maybe you might learn that you are not above the law even though you've been flouting it for years. Good Riddance. I also want a picture of this judge, I will create a shrine to him. I'm lovin' this way too much!!

can't "wait"... I'm about as giddy as Paris at a coke party...

That's Hott. Lol.

I am so going to make myself a margarita right now and toast that heroic judge with all my heart.

Mwah! xoxoxoxox

Happy Friday Everyone! Life can be so good, sometimes!

You are all forgetting about the 'hard time' that Martha Stewart served. I know it's tempting to wish that she'll be in with Shawanda, Roquesha, and a greased broomstick enema, but it's not gonna happen.

Paris is going to wind up in some half-baked, minimum security Camp WannaEatMe type place.

Count on it.

yay!

*celebrates*

^__^

@41...Actually it's not the same thing. Herpes was already given a slap on the wrist for her offense but SHE decided to spit on that and not comply with the mandated provisions of the probation. She didn't even enroll in traffic school for god's sake.
So, she's not going to jail for her original offense, she's going to jail for failing to comply with her VERY lenient sentence.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! im glad she is getting what she deserves, but this is only Jail not Prison so it wont be that bad. I hope it is tho :)

Yeah, but how 'bout Paris' asshole mother mocking the judge--"Can I get your autograph"? She thinks the judge gave her time so he could get noticed. FUCK YOU, MAMA HILTON. YOUR DAUGHTER IS A WHORE AND YOU RAISED HER THAT WAY.
Next.

#51-Is that true?

Stupid Paris can afford a limo and should've been riding in one so I have no pity for her. Hell, if I could afford a limo I would never drive.

And ten minutes late to the hearing... yeah, always smart to piss off the judge before he decides how hard to screw you, lol.

Upside to this story is that her old boyfriend Joe Francis is doing "hard time" in the Bay County, FL slammer and they can trade prison stories the next time they get together... maybe over lines of coke at Lindsay's house.

Anyway, I bet she manages a house arrest deal or some other prefered treatment. Do not underestimate the power of money.

Is it wrong that I'm getting so much joy out of something that must be incredibly painful for Paris Hilton?

Wonder if she'll come out of jail with LOVE tattooed on one set of knuckles and HATE on the other? Yep, I wanna see her come out ANGRY!!! I hope she's all pumped up like a bull dyke after working out in "the yard". Next guy that trys to go down on her, she can rip his head off with her thighs, while yelling "come here fire crotch!!!!!!"

@47 She's going to Lynwood:

LICENSED BAIL BOND BAIL AGENT FOR CENTURY STATION JAIL

The Lynwood Jail serves as LA County’s main Women’s Jail. Women arrested throughout Los Angeles County may be taken or transferred to the Lynwood Jail.

Throughout LA County sounds like Homegirls and Cholas to me, Marthe Stewart Lifetime Network prison this ain't.

Maybe Joe Francis can negotiate for an adjoining cell, and he can pork "Princess" between the bars, sort of a "reunion porking," and when he's released from jail he can return to the Howard Stern show and wax philosophic AGAIN about how much he enjoys invading Ms. Hilton's sugar walls with his miniature schween and how hot Paris is and what a fucking stud HE is. Howard can applaud like the fucking idiot he is and egg Francis on and people across this great land will pay Sirius for the honor of hearing the King Of All Assholes and reward him with another shitload of cash for dispensing his infantile, eighth-grade, pre-pubescent bullshit. God Bless America.

F**K Paris and her jail time. It's not enough. Here's hoping that it's not the last time she spends behind bars. Seriously, F**K her. What a waste of space.

#54-No. It actually makes you a better person. It's going to be one of St. Peter's questions at the pearly gates: "Were you elated on the day Paris hilton was sentenced to jail time? Yes? Wecome to Heaven."

I guess those "God Hates Fags" people were wrong. God is obviously very pleased with us, so he's rewarding us with the best entertainment this country's seen since...ever.

#58, LOL, I love you and I don't even know you.

#56- Ahhhh. Well NOW I'm officially happy.

And 45 days is enough time for her roots to grow about 3/4 inch...the return of her natural hair color is going to be the real punishment for this plastic whore.

#60-love reciprocated.

I am stuck at home with kids tonight. My husband went to a concert and my 6-year-old is having friends sleep over.
I will be here all night, giving love to all the honorable people who rejoice at the most recent downfall of Ms. Hilton.

Best news I've had all fucking year !
I hope they butt fuck her until she...
Wait, that won't bother her nasty ass.
Maybe they can make that bitch mop a floor !, then shove the handle up her worthless snatch !
(no, not bitter, just tire of hearing about her...Now, about Britney...)

Thank you!!!!! Yes, yes. I have a new found respect for this country. She must, must, must serve her time. It seems she has gotten a pass for disgracing this country, now at least she got served.

Is it wrong for me to be really happy about this?

Well, fuck you then. Who asked you?

http://www.reidaboutit.com

Some of my sources deeeeeep inside, have informed me that she will, in fact, be sold for two packs of Kools.

#55 fritobandito,.....

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The image of her coming out with tatooed Knuckles. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

come on, you guys dont really think she will be in the gen population do you? She'll never even be in the same room with another inmate-the skank.

I've never seen her not posing, and dressed so demurely hahahahahahaha what a great ending to the week way to go judge!!!!

Best ... thing ... ever ... since ...Hitler shot ... himself ... with ... a ... carrot ... enema... and ... Saddam ... swung ... on ... a ... porch ... spring

I bet you she'll still walk free and not spend a minute in jail.

Her mom really showed some class, didn't she? Yelling at the prosecutor and calling him pathetic? What a looser.

You know what? Even if she pulls a Michelle Rodriguez(funny how she actually was in her element) and just spends two days in there, it will be worth it. You know why? 'cause she didn't get her way, she thought she was just gonna walk out of that courtroom with no consequences. WRONG! now she's scared shitless

This is the happiest day of my life.

Her mom is a fucking grit. I just read she was a 'child actress', which tells me that HER mom exploited her at a young age to buy a ticket out of the trailer park.

The trash vein runs deep in that family.

Lowlands, as a newcomer, I would like your opinion if this should be a National Holiday, like Valtrex Wonky Hard Time day or something. Also need your european opinion for this hillbilly: I would like to celebrate Paris going to the slammer by meeting "the green fairy" - which has been available in Europe but will soon be available in U.S. I am not a drinker but will try this Absinthe as this is such a momentous occasion. Come watch "Closer" with me and the Green Fairy.

Everytime I begin to lose faith in a higher being, God reminds me of His existence.

I am a believer, lol....

FINALLY! Paris has to pay for her behavior. She has prison b*tch written all over her.

On a sadder note, all of the inmates will now have STDs.

#76-the warden at Lynwood has already placed an order for a crate of Dental Dams and Lysol in preparation for Paris' arrival.

If she somehow manages to get out of doing jail time, there will be rioting in the streets.

Finally! I am so glad to see her stupid ass go to jail! Let's see how well you rock that orange jumpsuit bitch!

Lowlands: Missing your commentary. Where are you, please?

woodhorse: doesn't Lowlands live in the Netherlands? What is it...five in the morning there currently? Is he usually here in evenings? (i'm not, so don't know)

I think this sentencing is great and that Paris completely deserves it, especially since, as one person put it, she and her lawyer (and people like them) believe that laws do not apply to them.

The downside to this is that Paris and all her elitist Hollywood scummy friends will use her release from jail as a reason to party/glorify her.

"Paris made it out of jail intact. She's a survivor! Hooray for Paris!"

This will do nothing to humble her. She'll be right back to her skanky, demoralized partying ways in no time.

@74 ooooo Absinthe. Lemme tell you about that stuff. I had two teeny tiny sips of it and it made my tongue numb. TEENY TINY sips!

I can't wait to see pics of her being led off to jail and in her jaily clothes HAHAHAH.

This is the best news since Jesus.

Although I would have preferred he gave her 1,000 hours of community service. Could you imagine her picking up trash on the side of the highway? I'd drive all the way out to California to throw some McDonald's at her.

Thank you mrs.t - I will get up early and try and catch him then.

Lucid Absinthe should be available for purchase in time for Paris' first day in jail. A very special occasion deserves a special treat *tips glass to Lowlands, may your eurotrash hotness endure**tips glass to Barbado Slim, I wish for you all that you could wish for yourself**tips glass to Dr. Phowstus, to your health fine Sir* - still giddy with excitement and high on absinthe: Wally get your ass in bed and take advantage of me.

Currently Lindsay is somewhere airing her vagina and scratching that extra freckled area around her anus, life is so unfair.

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton better like chicken. The hotel heiress was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood.

Inmates get three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Beef and pork aren't permitted _ "it's all poultry-based," said Capt. Alice Scott, who oversees the 2,200-inmate facility she describes as "a very nice place."

Like other high-profile Los Angeles County inmates _ O.J. Simpson, Robert Blake, Robert Mitchum, Sirhan Sirhan and Charles Manson _ Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a one- or two-person cell.

Her cell will be Spartan: 12-by-8 feet with a toilet, sink and a window 6 inches wide. She'll comb her blonde locks in a mirror made of polished metal.

Breakfast is served between 6 a.m. and 7:30 a.m., hours when Hilton sometimes gets in after a night of partying.

Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, Scott said. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards _ cellular telephones and Blackberries aren't allowed.

There have been other celebrities at the women's jail. Actress Daryl Hannah, arrested last year for failing to leave a 14-acre inner-city garden where farmers were being evicted, spent a few hours there.

A year ago, former "Lost" actress Michelle Rodriguez showed up to serve a 60-day jail sentence for violating probation terms after her drunken driving arrest in Hawaii. She was released in hours because of overcrowding.

Sometimes stars are allowed to do their time in a jail of their choosing. In such cases celebrities pay a daily room-and-board fee to the smaller jails, which afford them more privacy and comfort.

Sean Penn found a jail in Bridgeport, a remote town on the eastern flank of the Sierra, to serve a 60-day sentence in 1987 for fighting with a photographer in violation of his probation for a barroom brawl.

Cop-slapping actress Zsa Zsa Gabor served three days behind bars in 1990 at the El Segundo jail near the Los Angeles International Airport. She paid $85 a day.

But the judge in Hilton's case wouldn't allow such an arrangement, so she'll head to Lynwood on June 5

Is it true that, on her way out of court, she slipped and fell on her flappy labia?

Absinthe is made from wormwood extract....which means it should be part of everyone's healthy lifestyle. I recently finished a 28-day detox that included about five hundred capsules of wormwood to cleanse my liver and kidneys.

Wish lucid absinthe had been available a month ago...

Some brilliant criminal mind needs to sneak cameras to the inmates so we can see Valtrex Wonky without blue contacts, without weave extensions, with dark roots, wearing prison jumpsuit and no makeup. I bet she looks like a man.

I bet she looks like a dog.

And I bet we can count on Nicole Ritchie to stash her tiny cellphone in her vag, get the Paris Prison pics, and release them to the media. Wasn't she the one who thought it was so funny to show the Paris sex tape to a bunch of mutual friends?

If Joe Francis' incarceration is any indication she'll have a breakdown at right about the time they finish the delousing procedure.

money can't buy ur freedom for 45 days .. take that bitch!

Oh, this is too great...I just hope that she doesn't worm her way out of it. I bet Lindsey Lohan and Shanna Moakler (and most of the world) are laughing their asses off... However, I won't be happy til Paris Hilton is a nobody again.

The Simple Life: The Prison Diaries.

I'm totally in.

The best part will be when paris is bent over with the broomhandle waiting to pierce her rectum and she will look over her shoulder and say the 6 words every celebrity says at one time in their life,
"Don't you know who I am???"

I can almost hear her [anti]attack phrase for all of the manish partygoers of the "Panties Come Off" brigade.

"I have herpes, hear me roar!!!!"

Of course, this will only excite the crowd and by morning, she'll be a walking Rosie O'Doughnut with a slightly lower percentage of body fat.

I've got one Sacagawea half dollar that says she went home to mommy and daddy and talked very vehemently about leaving the country. Then their illegal alien pool boy convinced them that failing to comply with a court-ordered license suspension wasn't worth the prince of becoming a stateless person.

It'd be a good time to be a prison guard. With her wonky eye, she could deepthroat you without ever breaking eye contact. I'd make Paris do that in exchange for telling her cellmate she has to use the toiletbrush with the softer bristles during the usual 3 a.m. sodomy.

you guys are celebrating WAY too soon. the fact that the judge gave her until June 5 to check in means that he is leaving room for countless appeals. Paris will not go to jail. and if she does, it will only be for a few days. i'm gonna start my celebration when June 5 rolls around and i actually see Skank-Eye in jail. until then i won't hold my breath for the impact of Hilton influence.

Nicole Ritchie is a whole different ballgame. Bitch is Black. She's going to jail -- no question.

Oh shut the fuck up you racist assface.

she'll probably buy her way into a private cell anyways...too bad martha stewart isn't still locked up, then she could help decorate Paris' cell and they could stay up untill lights out and dish dish dish!

Also, today is my 23rd birthday, and this is the best present I could have hoped for!
pmsl...

It may have already been said but hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Now only if they can get her for crimes against humanity.
I fully encourage the inmates to make names for themselves because whoever kills Paris in prison is automatically considered for sainthood. A heavenly beam of light will penetrate the prison ceiling and bathe the murderer in a celestial glow causing all witnesses to drop to their knees and give thanks.
Also i hope no one decides to make "FREE PARIS" t-shirts like the FREE WINONA and FREE MARTHA shirts. That bitch needs to STAY behind bars

This judge deserves a medal. Seriously.

Next in Paris news: new legislation introduced that requires the wealthy to be spayed and neutered.

famous for being famous ? right into her face.

#107 if they do make t-shirts the first person I see with one is getting stabbed in the eyes.

#102. EXACTLY.

Man do I wish I could celebrate this. My husband and I were going to have a giant block party and release doves and rent an elephant and have a big parade. Unfortunately, celebs weasel out of this kind of shit all the time and only when Paris' diseased infested whore body is rotting in jail with dangerous angry women who want to eat her for lunch, only then will we begin our celbrations. I hope and pray that day will come but, unfortunately it may never happen. So lets enjoy the strike one against this bitch but lets not get ahead of ourselves. It will just be all that more painful and heartbreaking if we celebrate now and then the bitch never goes to jail.

The judge deserves the nobel peace prize. He is a HERO.

"Next phase of her downfall, the cancellation of most of her contracts and appearances.

What respectable business wants this degenerate convict representing them? "

ummmm KATE MOSS anyone?
This is worrying me. I'm all for the jail time but you saw what happened with Kate Moss. This kind of scandal and overexposure is probably going to propel her even further.
Lets hope she comes out a changed woman, you know, converts to a religion or something, otherwise I fear we're going to be seeing a lot more of Miss Hilton to come. Just when you thought you'd saw it all.

Basically: it could backfire.. on US

Oh yeah, thats IF by some miracle she actually goes in the end. I am very much looking forward to many years celebrating Hilton Judge(ment) Day with elephants etc but I fear those days will never come.

I hope she looks good in a orange jumpsuit

If I were Paris cell mate I would shank her and then sell her for a carton of cigarettes.

There is a God! Go America! Jail the stupid! Hooray!

Good to see that the justice system is still functional.

okay, i hate to be the one to burst everyone's bubble, but apparantly 150 some-odd people have no idea about how L.A. jail systems work. due to overcrowding, anyone serves about 10% of his/her sentance....she'll probabaly have to serve maybe 5 days. thats at the most. k.

and also....most of the shit about people 'raping' you is B/S. that's just the little hollywood fantasy gossipy rumor shit people come up with. that you go to jail and everyone is just molesting each other. lemme ask you this - if you went to jail, would you suddenly be molesting people just because you were in there? probabaly not...people in jail are still normal humans, they just got unlucky selling some crystal for the most part.

and also....most of the shit about people 'raping' you is B/S. that's just the little hollywood fantasy gossipy rumor shit people come up with. that you go to jail and everyone is just molesting each other. lemme ask you this - if you went to jail, would you suddenly be molesting people just because you were in there? probabaly not...people in jail are still normal humans, they just got unlucky selling some crystal for the most part.

yerdum and why would we have indepth knowledge of how a specific state's jail system works? Especially since we don't all live in America ...

Anyway that's what happens in most jails. The thing is, like the earlier poster said there will be uproar if she doesn't do a decent amount of time. I didn't know about Michelle R getting away with it due to overcrowding.. You not think a good idea would be to shave a few days off everyone's time instead of plain letting someone go with nothing but a few hours? Pft.
Especially people in "the public eye"

MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HER DAMN IT !!

I am soooo happy. When I read this a huge smile just washed over my face.

wat is WRONG with you people?!?!1! paris is obveeussly much more braver than ny of u cud ever hope to be if u had any sense of desensy youd make this paris bravery day for all of her...

HA. I can't do it anymore. XD
My sarcasmometer just maxed out. This explains why I had such a good feeling about today.

I declare that anyone who wears one of those damnable "Free Paris!" shirts that are bound to come out will get pushed over. Nothing excessively violent (even though the spoiled whores who will wear them deserve it), because I don't want anyone here to get in serious trouble. But a good, hard, push will do them a world of good. Or at least get their shirt dirty.

I mean it you guys. We've all got to do this if it's to work. Anyone you see in the shirt, push them over.

really? I thought the talk about raping you in jails was real. Especially since soap on a rope is so popular

With any luck she will get stuck with a hefty one toothed cross eyed bush woman as a roomate who thinks she's purdy! By the way, where is Mrs Federline today?

oh how the mighty std-infested-whorebag has fallen...

Paris is a great businesswoman. She's cheating you all out of everything. Get used to it until you get some noodles in your head.

Don't hate on her until you can get a better profit. You know you're just jealous in whatever oafish way possible.

Dude her idea of profit is buying out her own adult video release. Your a tool if you think she has earned any of the money she has spent in her twenty odd years of living. She sucks off her daddy. Kind of like you still living at home at age 30. Oh, wait you used the words hate on her, so that means you must be way younger than 30, that explains alot then.

I don't understand what appears to be the micro mohawk of the pig?

There is soooo much pure, genuine happiness emanating from this comment section... This is God's way of tipping the scales in our favor. Next time you ask why God allows bad things to happen to good ppl, remember thi s day and what God did for us on 5/4/2007..... the world seems to make a little more sense tonight. And I know that when I go to bed tonight, there wil be a littly grin on my perfectly chiseled chin.

This is great. I agree PH in jail sounds like fun. For us not her!

But for those in the US. You are paying for it with your taxes. Also she is going to take up room in prison. When the next murder comes along and your country seem to have a few of them and they can't go to jail because of PH then you will also complain.

PH has broken the law, but not a very serious one. The bigger problem is the press, on the internet, tv and papers. They caused this no one else. Leave the girl alone, dont read anything about her and she will be fine.

Fuck that 130!

Karma's a bitch.

I'd like to see her pick up road trash AND spend some quality time in jail.

I too fear she'll worm her bony ass out of any punishment.

I PRAY HER BFF NICOLE RICHIE IS NEXT. SHE WAS DRIVING THE WRONG WAY ON THE FREEWAY. PARASITE HAS TO GO TO JAIL IT'S NOT GONNA BE AS BAD AS COUNTY BUY DAYUM SHE GOT ROLLED UP!!

SHE WILL BE EATING BOLOGNA SANDWICHES AND DRINKING DIABETES FRUIT PUNCH FROM A CARTON. SHE WILL ALSO BE ON A PISSY MATRESS.

ZSA ZSA PAID TO BE IN A PRIVATE JAIL BUT THIS IS PARASITES LAST STOP. NO APPEAL THIS IS LA AND DUIS ARE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. SH EWILL DO TH ETIME PROLLY ONLY HALF THE TIME. ANYWAY SH EWILL BE IN THERE WITH PLENTY OF CRACKHEADS HOES AND JUNKIES HER SMACK SLAMMIN ASS SHOULD FEEL RIGHT AT HOME. SHE WILL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HER HERON IN JAIL NOW WHATTA DUMB BEAHC YUPPEE!! SHE IS GONNA GET SO PUNKED IN JAIL. HER MOM IS A PIECE OF SHIT FOR SAYING THAT DUMB CHIT.LET THAT TRAMP VISIT PARIS IN JAIL AND GET ROBBED AND BEAT DOWN TOO IN LYNWOOD!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Sorry about the caps I was waay too excited!

you guys are stupid. you get your world news from this site? none of you idiots mentioned what her mom told the judge. it's even funnier.

County aint no walk in tha park, either. She gonna be someone's bitch faster than... uh... faster than...

FASTER THAN BRITNEY CAN LIP-SYNCH her set at H.O.B.

#134 She has a mother??? Holy Zombie Jesus, link that shit ! ! !

What a glorious day. Petra Nemcova's tig old bitty going wild and Paris Hilton going to jail. Throw in Lindsey Lohan joining a convent and Britney Spears taking off those boots and it might just be the greatest day ever.

"When the next murder comes along and your country seem to have a few of them and they can't go to jail because of PH then you will also complain."

What are you, stupid?

"PH has broken the law, but not a very
serious one. The bigger problem is the press, on the internet, tv and papers. They caused this no one else. Leave the girl alone, dont read anything about her and she will be fine."

You are saying DUI laws are not serious?

That's, what you actually posted?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

@112...ummm she's no Kate Moss.

And people, WE KNOW she's probably gonna do 48hours max. WE DON'T CARE.

Looks like Paris has something to look out for.A 45 days free stay with free sex...On paper that doesn't look bad,that's the good news.I had to go once to court for the same case.I told the judge that i was sleepwalking and thanks to the policeofficer who stopped me i woke up.I also told him that the day before this sleepwalking incident i did a heroic deed by saving orphans and nuns out of a burning classroom all alone.

@13. Sorry to hear you were rear ended, lets hope it happens to Paris in jail.

My god, so much hatred around here. How can people get so upset by this immensly insignificant person, calling her a whore and hoping she gets raped? Stop watching TV. Start living your own lives. And NEVER say you hope someone gets raped. It's not funny.

In most European countries if you don't agree with a juridical sentence you can apply for a higher court.I think the American system is sort of similar.Paris can always fire her crappy lawyer and make another lawyer happy...

Good Morning Lowlands BABY! Everyone is in a celebratory mood, but you are right, she is getting free sex and will soon have 2200 new female inmate sex slaves (with STDs) and will make $100 mil on the "leaked" Jailhouse sex tape...

What would be the new initials for "Paris loves the Broom Handle"?

You know, I just took another look at that wonky eye and she looks evil WITH makeup, take off the makeup and she may rule the jailhouse... that is one scary bitch!

Plus, her sorry ass can buy them all coke to leave her alone...

I think some jailhouse dykes aren't going to believe their own eyes...Par(is)adise has come on earth,their own private entertainment-par(is)k is coming to them.

i love this result as much as anyone - the only problem now is that once she gets out, it'll be 'poor paris' and 'are you alright paris' and 'do you want a book deal paris?'

i can see the title now:

thugs are blind: the tragic story of paris hilton's days behind bars.

bitch. she should just taken her fucking limo.

I think she'd better start to exercise how to pick up the soap properly...If she starts now it might hurt later a little less.

At least she's getting some formal education now.She'll learn how to make matches,how to wash and iron the clothes of her inmates,how to scrub and clean toilets,dishes etc.

#148 LOL - you're right about the new amusement ride. Maybe the tatoo parlors will get rich when that 2200 serves their time and they all want "One night in Paris" tats

#149: LOL "thugs are blind"

I dont like her, but I do think that sending a young woman to jail for violating a driving prohibition is out of order. Imagine if this happened to everyone? Your jails would have no space. Furthermore the fact that she cant do anything else to prevent her from going to jail is a callous thing to do. You dont need Paris in jail, jail is a place for criminals and as annoying as she can be, she is just a silly privileged girl not a criminal.

I don't know how things are going on in a women's prison but don't they get their head shaved??

BARBADO buddy- and don't think I'm going to be a cheapskate (I can't explain that term Lowlands) - Paris doesn't count as a white tally going to jail. Just like no race wants to own Michael Jackson, no one wants to own Paris, so we're still at our previous score, whatever it was.

I honestly do not think I could be happier than this...maybe she will become some raging lesbian...within two hours. Too much time in the belly of the beast. I bet she demands conjugal visits.

155 - Brit Brit will be so happy

She looks sexy in that pic. I bet you could have some great angry sex with her right now.

The whole civilized world is rejoicing!!!

Clarification for the non-US folks: Putting Paris in jail for violating the parole she received for a DUI is a very good use of taxpayer money. The DUI was bad enough. The failure to take the class and stay off of the road is the last straw. The CHP nailed her when they pulled her over and let her off with her signature acknowledging that her license was suspended. When LA county Sheriff's deputies caught her, her ass was grassed.

A slap on the wrist is what she got the first time. American judges hate to be lied to. (Ever see Judge Judy?) Not much is going to happen on appeal. Appeals generally only succeed, in the U.S., when there is a jury involved and given improper instructions.

# 154 Just for "refrence" shites and giggles, let me give you the definition of the word criminal (someone who has committed a crime or has been legally convicted of a crime) And she missed her court date if it was a party, that skank would be the first one there. Are you gonna tell me, that because she is Paris "Hoebag" Hilton she should not have to abide by the laws? You do understand that party girl Paris has been drunk, stupid and under the influence of god know's what while she has been driving around. You also know she can and has hired a limo driver to cart her arse around town? Save your pity for the baby seals who are being clubbed and shot.

I hope she gets a good fisting.

OMG! Can you imagine Paris with "poor people"! This is too good to be true, looks like she picked up that crying in the courtroom act from her 'ol pal Joe Francis! Maybe they can write each other "hot" letters from prison! Wouldn`t that be fab!!?

yea, it must suck when you believe mommy and daddy's fame and fortune ill get you out of everything in life..and then yeah, it doesn't. poor poor baby.

Paris goes to Jail,
"Thats hot, Sexxy"

Hey 154,
The sentence Miss Hilton received is the
same as you or I would receive with a
.08 BAC, then caught driving suspended.
Mandated per California law.Money can't
buy you everything. Like I said above
"That's Hot"

Regarding mom's 'what a waste of taxpayer's money' type comment - I hear that one a lot, in very similar circumstances. I always respond with 'no, this is exactly what that money is there for - to put criminals in jail'

Most often, the person will they sneer, and walk away. Always makes my day.

I know it has been said before and I said it last night but HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a stupid dumb bitch. Did anyone see her mother throw a piss fit to the media on the way out of the court? Now we know where Paris gets her brains from.

@154 are you fucking retarded? Were you raised in a closet? She is getting what she deserves, just like everyone else that drives on a suspended license. And if our jails get filled up because people can't follow the rules, then we can build more. Believe it or not most of us are tired of Narcissistic asshole like you that think the rules are not meant for people like you

That's what happens when you break the law!

Can’t buy me free
Money can’t buy me free
Can’t buy me free
No-No-No No

Tell me what’s gonna happen to me
And I’ll be adequite
Tell me bout brooms and prison tats
and what I gotta do for drugs

I don’t care too much ‘bout rape
just keep the Poor away

My booty is free
STDs and my booty is free
My booty is free
Go-Go-Go Go

Gonna have to leak a prison tape
For my attention fix
When I make another ten mil
I’ll spit on that Judge bitch

I just hate how I look naturally
So keep the Paps away

I could kiss that judge! Somewhere an angel just got its wings.

Dr. Phowstus: Vida Guerra? That is one hellova genie lamp!!

All those trying to push the angle that this poor little shithead is going in for a "stupid traffic violation" are probably drunk drivers themselves. That's the only explanation for anyone to justify having a potential murderer running wild on the streets with with 5000lb weapon.

Not since 9/11 has the nation been so unified. Slim, love the good Dr.'s idea for a Paris Surrenders t-shirt....

#173 - also must agree with the sympathizers being drunk driver themselves... my ex father in law was convinced that his DUI's had nothing to do with him weaving all over the road and would paint his truck another color each time he got out of jail because "the cops were just out to get him" - but, no, it didn't have a damn thing to do with him polishing off a bottle of tequilla....

@174...yeah, maybe we should invade Canada!

#176: Adequite idea! They already have Absinthe there, wouldn't have to wait a month for it to be here.... let the invasion/celebration begin!!

Do you see how astounding this is? Even Danielle is agreeing with us!!

As I said regarding this in another post, I've tenatively penciled in eighteen seconds of crying time for Ms Hilton.

@#161 you know what, ur totally right having the money and life she has, shes got no fucking excuse not to hire someone to drive her around plus if shes driving under the influence of god knows what then the streets will be safer. shes going to get it bad in there...

#142

>>"And NEVER say you hope someone gets raped. It's not funny."

I hope you get raped.

Funny. Perez Hilton's site: (www.iamafatqueenandattentionwhore.com) took forever to post something about his dear friend, and cash cow, Paris.

He was also uncharacteristically kind with his comments.

Coincidence?

Yeah, and I drive a Bentley.

superficials humor is seriously slacking. i have not seen anything funny in like a year or so.

the comments are awful too, except for the petra comments which are not as bad as they have been lately.

Oh Barbado! I just read your #94. Delousing! Do you think it's going to actually work? Just the thought of her going through that makes me happy though. I am sorry to say that I am sure her cooties are too strong for standard jail delousing chemicals. Maybe the fumes will make the other eye wonky or (dare I hope?)the wonky eye even wonkier.

#183 ~ so where are you so funny at?? I'm game.

Showers with guards watching. That's hot!

LOL

I just read Paris' statement to the judge:

"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all."

That sounds like Fish was her attorney. Way to go SuperFish you sly dude!

As coroner of Munchkin City in the county of the land of Oz, I vouch for her. I thoroughly examined her, and she's not only really
dead, she's really most sincerely dead. And this is a day of independence, for all the munchkins and their descendants. Let the joyous news be spread. The wicked Witch at last is dead!

Ding Dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The wicked Witch is dead!

June 5 theme song "Dancing In The Streets"

Wow, I can't believe I missed this Friday, it would have totally cheered me up!!! I was busy quitting my job.

So, I wonder if they will allow her to take her hair extensions in with her. she may need them to hang herself.

#190 Hope you didn't miss my post that you are now my fashion leader.

I am? When did you say that?

Oh, heh he, just saw it....the cell phone thing. Yeah, you should totally do that. and so far I only have 3, well two aren't mine, but I can pretend.

FRIST - the last post, under Petra's boob falling out.

Hey, it's Cinco de Mayo! And I haven't showered yet. Better get to it, I can't let myself have a Dos Equis til I'm CLEAN!!!

Come on now. Paris is going to appeal and end up with communtiy service. There's no way the Hiltons are going to let her go to jail.

#193 Oh yeah, the pretend part is even cooler cause you know the celebs are totally pretending. I am going to pretend I am talking to you and about all the stuff we bought when we were shopping and how ugly everybody else's clothes are.

Just when you think the judicial system is fucked up, this happens - all of those jailbird dykes will be soaking their prison issue panties hoping to get a shot at her...and I hope they all get it...

#196 Everyone was having a good time til you showed up.

This escaped me until noontime in NYC. When I snapped up the New York Post I started laughing and smiling. People turned to look at what I was laughing about. They were startled by that childlike joy.

Now as I said before in the beaut of a line from "Bonfire of the Vanities," "jail, jail, no bail raaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh."

This judge is so awesome. Clearly not one to be trifled with and was so annoyed almost threw her in the slammer right then and there.

Now that would have made for a perfect weekend. But this is so great from the sniveling mother down to the castigation of her weasely lawyer.

And the lamentations from this piece of racist garbage chick is just the ultimate.

Wonder how her condescending jokes about the poor will go with her fellow inmates?

Stop worrying about an appeal. She plead GUILTY to the original DUI charge. Yesterday's event was the probation hearing, from which there can be NO APPEAL.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am still giddy.

Cinco de Mayo, baby! Lave sus manos.

this judge is a dumbass probably next week he is find dead in his apartment....no one in his 5 senses would mess with Paris, thats stupid....i hope that judge goes to eat a piece of crap, hopefully things wont be hard for her in jail (so sad...poor mrs hilton)

#197 Totally. Did you see what Britney was wearing when we were at Target today? Ugh..what a slut, well at least she was shopping for new fishnets,so that's good...

Found dead in his apartment? This judge would be a threat to the Govenor if he there was an election later this year. He could run as an independent and would get every demographic except for the limo liberals in Hollyweird.

And for the record, the judge didn't mess with Paris so he is definitely safe from STDs.

A lesson for parents everywhere: if you only teach your daughter to be a little whore and train her to screw when she's a teen, this is what happens.

Oh, it' going to get better. And then some.

#202 Paris, get off this site!!!
Then learn to spell.
Then go to jail.
Then go to hell

HA!!! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!!!

That's hot!

I was thrilled when I saw the front page of the New York Post this morning!!! That judge got some balls on him!! But, I think it will be reversed on appeal and she won't do a day in jail. =(

#203 and I said, "Britney, no way, do NOT wear that plaid man's hat with the flowers, use the yellow beret if you have to and she DID NOT listen and she's mad now cause I won't let her borrow my black half boots but damn you know she will wear them out til there is nothing left but the zipper....

Woodhorse, good call. Do NOT lend her footwear, I did and she gave me athletes foot. Plus she put a hole in the toe from kicking some SUV. BITCH!!!

Maybe her sister Nicky could already check some baking-books for how to bake a cake with a vile hidden inside.

@202....Son, we've got some of the best trolls in the business here at the Superfish.

Your trolling is lacking and sub par.

#202 You've been watching too many R-rated movies. While the Hiltons are wealthy, they are not the Sopranos, nor the Cordeleons. (I use names from fiction so as to not piss-off real-life thugs) If the judge could be bought it would have happened already and she would have received another slap on the wrist. There are lots of people in LA, with far more money than the Hiltons, that want to keep the little drunk bitch off the roads.

He (Judge Sauer) is my hero.

#207 While I could be mistaken, there will be NO APPEAL from this probation hearing.

Who said this isn't funny? I am busting a gut laughing. There may be a lot of things that people in this country disagree about; the war in Iraq, abortion, welfare, taxes, Coca Cola in the public schools. But there is virtually no argument about the need to incarcerate criminals (except of course among the criminals). And yes, while it is not a felony, which by the way would mean prison and not the county jail, it is still a petty crime and contrary to # she is a petty criminal.

And #126, "Paris is a great businesswoman" She is dumber than wood. You don't "cop a plea" and then violate parole. You got a limo, use it for the 120 days of probation.

While there are various types of prisons; SuperMax, Country Club, etc. County Jails are all generally about the same; boring.

45 days of losing her liberty may just straighten her out. Keep a happy thought.

Isn't Lynwood near South Central? When momma comes to visit the limo driver will be instructed to get the hell out of the neighborhood until she is ready to be picked up.

@212...Yup Lynwood is most definitely near the idyllic community that we all know by the name of Compton and it provides a much needed service to said community.

What you wrote about the appeal is pretty much on point. This is just a revision of the terms of probation that is well within the judge's discretion. The hilton lawyers will probably smear some bullshit on paper just to do some billing (you know what the say about fools and their money)it will FAIL and she'll have to report to do whatever time she's gonna do.

Thanks #212 and Barbado, for keeping my spirits up - the naysayers are a wet blanket. I am definitely ordering that Lucid Absinthe to celebrate on June 5th.

we already told you...

we're takin
the weekend...

off := )

Maybe when she gets out she can have a tea party with Martha Stuart and they can exchange prison stories.

http://www.canada.com/topics/entertainment/story.html?id=068f7bc5-2e10-4676-a9ee-926204fbaf8b

Take a look at that.

"Innmates there get three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Beef and pork aren't permitted -- ''it's all poultry-based,'' said Capt. Alice Scott, who oversees the 2,200-inmate facility she describes as ''a very nice place.''"

Have fun Paris.

=)

Finally, someone who doesn't buy into her bullshit

Frist Sugar, a tea party with Martha might be awkward as they only have one thing in common ~other than jail time~ and that is they both like the Muff. Maybe Kelly Osborne will hang with Paris because none of us are friends with Kelly anymore after she ruined the party the other night.

Barbado - pasted this from another news article:
Until late last year, overcrowded jail facilities in the county had led Sheriff Lee Baca to release most inmates early, including immediately processing out anyone sentenced to less than 90 days in jail. That is no longer true, and Baca’s spokesman, Steve Whitmore, said Friday that his understanding of the judge’s order meant Hilton was likely to serve the full 45 days.

-------will this give Paris "street cred"?

They have more than that in common...they are both celebrities and have more money than God.

Speaking of God, God I'm drunk. Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone!!!

THIS IS LONG BUT I DON'T CARE and I don't spell check for Paris the whore Hilton posts.

#154.
Are you fucking kidding me? Of course she is a criminal. She drove under the influence, which is where this all began? Do you know what happens when people drive under the influence? They fucking kill people. A DUI isn't a right of passage or some trendy trophy on a celebrities resume, it is a selfish heinous dangerous CRIMINAL, punishable offense. She could have injured or killed other people. It is the law to not drive under the influence because when people do the authorities have to scrape the bloody crushed dead body of someone's kid or someone’s parent or spouse or brother or sister off the fucking ground. When you commit such a dangerous act they suspend your license, because since you are willing to put other people at risk and potentially crash into other cars crushing them to bits while the innocent unsuspecting drivers and passengers inside get crushed and ripped apart by broken metal and glass YOU MAYBE DON'T DESERVE A FUCKING LISCENCE.

Anyone who drives under the influence is a loser and a fucking criminal. FOR ALL THOSE WHO DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY THE JOKE WILL BE ON YOU WHEN YOU HAVE TO APPOLOGIZE TO SOME MOTHER FOR KILLING HER KID BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD TO GET IN YOUR CAR AND DRIVE OR THE DAY YOU GET A PHONECALL AND FIND OUT THAT YOUR LOVED ONE IS GOING TO BE COMING HOME IN A WHEEL CHAIR OR WORSE A BODY BAG. You break the law you are a criminal.

Paris Hilton is a worthless piece of shit spoiled little bitch. She is a millionaire who doesn't pay her bills. Her storage facility, which if you know anything about celebs is the size of a fucking a home depot warehouse full of this greedy bitches shit that she doesn't need, was never paid properly which is why her stuff got auctioned off. She also pulled false advertising by releasing a CD when she can't even sing.

Her mother is the biggest bitch on the planet. What I wouldn't give to tell that FAT UGLY whore what a worthless ugly slut of a daughter she has raised. PARIS HILTON is the laughing stock of the world she is hated and ridiculed all over the planet. She is a racist, homophobic, greedy, slutty WHORE. Her mother threw a fit and yelled "you're pathetic" to the prosecutors.
I repeat, Paris Hilton's mother told law officials that THEY are pathetic, that is the funniest shit I have ever heard.

I loath Paris Hilton and all celebrities like her. They get away with MURDER, two letters O and J. Someday that shit is going to have to change. If there was anything I could do to make sure that little slut was rotting in jail I would. Luckily she is a worthless loser and she will get hers and then some. What goes around comes around and this worthless bitch is due for a SHITLOAD OF KARMA.

IF YOU LIKE OR WANT TO DEFEND PARIS HILTON, GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Agreed

I'm going out to drive my car now

#214 I thought Absinth was illegal (in the U.S.). Did something change?

I'm kidding, of course

By the way, if I was Judge, I would have found Mrs. Hilton (for her audacity to speak while court is in session) in contempt of court and thrown her sorry old ass in the jail for 48 hours.

Looks like Paris Hilton is having the best week ever. Waiting for the ghey Behind the Music series to cover and chronicle her rise and fall.

Why is she in isolation!! Well, apart from the prospect of celebrity assrape. Put her in with the rest of the population!

You're going to hell for having Paris as your hero, Shaye. Stttttraiiiight to hell.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

Yay for the judge but I won't believe it until the jail door slams behind her.

#225 It's legal now. See LucidAbsinthe.com. It should pack quite a punch for me as I normally don't even drink alcohol. Frist, Lowlands can be our Designated Driver - he's had experience handling the cops.

The end of an era--- maybe now celebs will start looking at more productive things to do with their time and $$ than getting drunk and going to rehab or court.

I mean, they know they have a lot of influence, why not use it?

...as long as they don't use it in a crazy Tom Cruise/Sean Penn way.

@220..good work Woodster!! I was hoping that Corrections Administration would make an effort to see the judge's sentence carried out in full. In all probability OTHER people will be RELEASED to make space for Miss Thing here.

MUAAA HAA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HA HA HA BWA HA HA MUAAAAA BWAAA HAAAAAAAAAA

I wanna see the video tape of the courtroom when the judge read her sentence!

#222 That was the most eloquent piece of prose that I have read in ages. Right On.

YAAAAAAYYYY!!!

that's hot.

superfish can you post a rerun of this every week... just to cheer us up. or weekly updates on paris's stay.

As many have said...

Thats hot

still laughing over THIS one!!! Now, instead of "free paris" shirts, can't you get someone to drop her off to serve her time? "JAIL PARIS" - "serving time in the Lynwood Hilton" would be so much more appropriate!!. Just send her in and get the paps ready with the cameras for the day she comes out, all so HOT and stuff. I hope the biggest hairiest ugliest bull dyke thinks the wonky eye is a come hither wink/invite!!
God Bless America, now do the time bitch.

New reality show: Paris in Chains!

This story really brings warmth to my heart. Thank you judge.

@#222 Great job.

What do you think her first jail tattoo will be?

"You got served"

It must be sad when your prized slut daughter is locked away for 45 days. Sad for them but makes me laugh on the inside. What is she going to do without her stupid cell phone?

I totally believe that Paris was not verbally informed of her license suspension. Or that it might hade be a clerical error. The fact that she was driving around with the papers stating that she can't proves that she might not hade been fully aware of the severity of her punishment. This is all totally possible I don't understand why the Judge was being a total dick. He's harshness in his sentencing Paris to jail for 45 days and his making sure she wouldn't be allowed on work release, furloughs, use of an alteranitve jail, or electronic monitoring instead of jail. Seems to be completely unjust. It is obvious that this Judge based base his decision on who she is and not on what she did. It's not justice and this shit needs to be stop.

Maybe the dumb bisquit should have signed up for those alcohol awareness classes. How did she think ignoring that shit was gonna make it go away?

She could've hired someone to attend but as always, this dumb bisquit always thinks she can turn a lazy eye at the camera and work her way out of it... lol

Nathiest (#244), Do you think they'd let you off with a light sentence if you "weren't fully aware" of the same deal? I didn't think so. Ignorance of the law is not an excuse, as I found out when I took over a small country and spit-roasted all of the children for sport. Turns out they frown on that sort of thing in the UN.

Paris, is going to fry! No, I think that her money will have her safely away from anybody! She, is a millionaire!

With Nicole Richie almost on her way to jail, the two should join forces and shoot A Simple Life: In Jail. Now that would make for some very interesting reality tv. I don't know what would be more scarier, Paris without make up or Nicole actually eating.

All you paris-haters deserve to be put into guantanomo and gang raped for hating paris so much. I mean it must really burn that your an absolute noone and paris is so popular. I'm sure she'll come out like a phoenix with many more versions of Simple LIfe - my favorite show on tv (after Pussycat Dolls)

that's all that needs to be said

@154

"You dont need Paris in jail, jail is a place for criminals and as annoying as she can be, she is just a silly privileged girl not a criminal."

Faking Brilliant observation - i've been in law for the last 15 years and i have never heard a better argument - i think Paris should dump her attorneys and hire you.

I feel truly sorry for the guy. He meant well. Too bad society thought otherwise.

as a lawyer i have never been proud of the criminal justice system as much as i'm proud of it these days :)

btw her lawyer is dum ... but hey i'm not complaining :)

i'm not quite satisfied with the terms of her imprisonment. I'm sure all the ladies (and men) would like to see the clause that she may work as a bathroom janitor as a truckstop to avoid jailtime (it would have to be videotaped) or perhaps a page from the movie 'life stinks' she should be forced to live as a homeless person on the streets of Los Angeles...jail...crackwhore...cleaning up the restrooms in a mexican resort ....I don't care as long as it's videotaped...and we can all watch and laugh.

First post!

at Kmart in Aus.. if you buy the Paris perfume you get a free plush Tinkerbell hahaha

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b390/beccr216/paris.jpg

@244....Even if ALL that bullshit were true. SO? WHAT? A judge's sentence is not an invitation, it's not an "experience," or a suggestion. Those bound are informed when it is handed down, and their duty as citizens is to shut the fuck up and comply, she'd already had her day in court.
As most of those at the newly minted Lynwood Hilton would surely tell you, THEY didn't get one third of the courtesies this degenerate has gotten over this before they got locked up, so CRY