May 17 2007Paris Hilton gets off easy
Paris Hilton's jail sentence has been cut in half from 45 days to 23 due to "good behavior." Additionally, they'll be giving her her own special needs housing unit separated from the other prisoners.
"This was decided because of her high profile," Whitmore told Reuters. "She will do fine if she follows the rules."
I'm not going to argue with the special needs housing unit, because, well, that sounds about right, but what is this good behavior they're talking about? The only thing she's done so far is show up late to her court hearing. Oh, she didn't murder anybody? That's another 23 days off. At this rate they'll end up sending her on a Hawaii vacation and apologizing.

Reader Comments
1. bigsteamyone - May 17, 2007 11:59 AM
ho !
2. Fifth Stooge - May 17, 2007 12:00 PM
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
3. YouRang - May 17, 2007 12:00 PM
MOTHERFUCKER!!!
4. Mark Walters - May 17, 2007 12:00 PM
Fucking bullshit. Just goes to show if you're famous, you can get away with anything. Thanks Justice System!
5. Tracey - May 17, 2007 12:04 PM
Reply to Mark Walters:
Yup,..Just like Micheal Jackson!
6. The_Squizz - May 17, 2007 12:05 PM
I still think if they really want to punish her, I should be allowed to piss on her again.
7. Teh Shmex - May 17, 2007 12:05 PM
I will keel her~
8. veggi - May 17, 2007 12:05 PM
Jesus Christ! In that 3rd picture, there are 3 of her. Can you imagine????????? *shudder*
9. theresa - May 17, 2007 12:07 PM
We always knew "she got off easy"....
Oh, she got less jail time, I see now what 'cha mean.
10. Jimbo ∞ - May 17, 2007 12:08 PM
She will not even spend the 23 days in jail. They will let her out in less the a week
11. clarkehead - May 17, 2007 12:08 PM
Good behavior? How can they shorten her sentence for good behavior when she hasn't spent Day 1 in the clink yet? WTF is that all about?
She's a spoiled little shit. If she does end up doing 23 days, I hope they're the hardest 23 days she can do. Make her clean the toilets and show her some humility.
12. Fishstick - May 17, 2007 12:08 PM
I sure am glad I'm a peasant, that way I would get to serve ALLLLL my jail time.
13. Plastic Sturgeon - May 17, 2007 12:09 PM
Can someone familiar with California law please explain to me how your sentence is reduced prior to your serving time? I was in under the impression that your sentence may be reduced for good behavior once you are already in jail.
At this rate, this bitch is serving 4 hours, max. I guess there is no justice after all.
14. seashell - May 17, 2007 12:10 PM
I thought people have to exhibit good behaviour while IN JAIL in order to get time reduced? Jeesh she's getting special treatment before she even gets in there. Must be nice to have money and completely oblivious!
15. veggi - May 17, 2007 12:11 PM
She's like a slinkie, pretty much useless, but they make you smile when you push them down stairs
16. lambman - May 17, 2007 12:12 PM
Well its not because she's Paris or because of "good behavior" it because of jail over-crowding in California. Basically everybody is getting shorter sentences, but if while serving time they have bad behavior they'll have to serve the full sentence.
it sucks, because that's another 3 weeks where she's on the loose
17. daylin - May 17, 2007 12:13 PM
Is Paris wearing driving gloves? But she cant drive, and better yet why is she driving?
If I was worth 50 million dollars I would hire someone to drive my uptight, white, out-of-sight ass around town. I would also hire someone to shave my back, pour my orange juice and kick out the morning hookers!
WORD!
18. Tracey - May 17, 2007 12:14 PM
...I bet she ends up serving ZERO time.
19. captain obvious - May 17, 2007 12:15 PM
Time off for good behavior?! That is quite bizzare since she hasn't even had a chance to show good behavior yet by serving her sentence! Thats bs, peoples pockets were obviously lined and hands were greased. Big money wins again. Of course, I would have to say if she got put in jail w/ other regular inmates, she would be eaten alive...not that thats a bad thing...
20. Jess - May 17, 2007 12:15 PM
Just goes to show that she really does get what ever she fuckin wants. Not justice at all. This is unfair to the American people.
21. sweetnsnooty - May 17, 2007 12:15 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
22. Fishstick - May 17, 2007 12:15 PM
Veggi, thats awesome, I'm totally stealing that.
23. LeeLee - May 17, 2007 12:16 PM
Also technically right now she's showing good behavior--- you know, by not jumping into a car and escaping to Mexico.
24. Bern - May 17, 2007 12:19 PM
Is she in jail yet? What is she going to do without sperm for 23 days? Will she die of malnourishment?
25. veggi - May 17, 2007 12:22 PM
Thanks Fishstick ;)
What's the ugliest city name you can think of? We need to rename Paris to........
26. 21st century digital boy - May 17, 2007 12:26 PM
Goddamn the lot of them!!! I knew she was going to get out of this somehow. Fuckers.
27. Teh Shmex - May 17, 2007 12:29 PM
good behavior? All she's been doing is whining and trying to get out of jail!
28. Kamihi - May 17, 2007 12:30 PM
SHIT this really pisses me off this racist nasty whore deserves to go to ALCATRAZ for a life sentence, evil stupid idiotic justice system.
29. cunnybrook - May 17, 2007 12:31 PM
Bern = Boobs. Love your site, dude. Never read anything on it, but love it.
30. Kevin_FederSwine - May 17, 2007 12:32 PM
Relax, everyone. This won't be her last trip to jail. YES, she'll have her sentence cut in half. YES, she'll have her ass kissed in her "celebrity cell." I say let the good times roll and let her Robert Downey Jr. train-wreck of a life follow its natural course. The best is yet to come.
31. veggi - May 17, 2007 12:33 PM
anyone willing to rob a bank and get in there with her? Oh, the damage we could do on the inside.
32. bungoone - May 17, 2007 12:35 PM
she is clearly in love with herself. look how she's examining herself in the mirror. what a fucktard. she probably lifted one weight and had to purchase designer gloves to do so.
if i saw someone in the gym with sunglasses on, i would definitely throw one of those huge exercise balls in their face, but for Paris, it would be a medicine ball.
33. The_Squizz - May 17, 2007 12:41 PM
Do you think she sprays??
34. hayden - May 17, 2007 12:41 PM
It's not been reduced yet. It will be based on her behavior in Jail.
"Paris Hilton could be released from jail after serving only half of her 45-day prison sentence if she behaves herself behind bars, Los Angeles justice authorities said Thursday."
35. veggi - May 17, 2007 12:41 PM
I love the word fucktard. And twatwaffle.
36. Dan - May 17, 2007 12:43 PM
First.
37. Spindoc - May 17, 2007 12:45 PM
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So was her good behavior...going on TV and saying that she was being unfairlly singled out? Telling the newspapers that the cops always stop her for doing nothing because they want to ask her out? Getting photographed smoking pot at the music festival? Please, somebody explain to me just what about her recent behavior has been "Good"
38. Fishstick - May 17, 2007 12:47 PM
Veg: I think Intercourse, Pennsylvania pretty much sums her up.
39. Fishstick - May 17, 2007 12:50 PM
Paris (Intercourse) is what is known as a "Power-Whiner." This species is so god-awful annoying that punishments get magically reduced if only to quell the screeching queef sounds that emit from her.
40. Danielle - May 17, 2007 12:53 PM
Perish.
41. MassGrrl - May 17, 2007 12:57 PM
Now, I've never been to jail or anything (no, being taken into protective custody DOES NOT count), but my understanding is that you have to actually *do* some time to get time off for good behavior. Am I wrong?
42. beer - May 17, 2007 12:59 PM
it's amazing she has black guys in her posse
-- she makes racialist statements when intoxicated which is always.
43. Frankrizzo - May 17, 2007 1:01 PM
Further evidence that the world just ain't fair.
44. Fishstick - May 17, 2007 1:01 PM
Rob Thomas + John Tesh = Blowing my brains all over the keyboard.
45. beer - May 17, 2007 1:01 PM
Vgegie, she's like a TWINKIE, all blonde on the outside but full of VD on the inside!
46. Fishstick - May 17, 2007 1:03 PM
mmm...Twinkies. Oh, wait, that's just my affinity for white-bred Asian men coming out.
47. Geo - May 17, 2007 1:08 PM
So they are admitting she is going to get "special treatment" because she is (in)famous? So money and fame can legally get you out of getting your court directed punishment!
48. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 1:08 PM
California can suck my cock. Whatever happened to the RULE OF FUCKING LAW?? Since when is "showing up for a hearing" considered GOOD BEHAVIOR? She showed up late how many times? She blew off her classes on alcohal abuse?
Californians. Know this. You fuckers fuck up everything for the rest of the country. Your judges (and judgement) has become so liberal, you can't even put fucking dumb twats like Paris behind bars.
She get 23 days in her own cell in a wing with no other inmates. Fucking bullshit right there. And the world wonders why these pieces of shit act like they are entitled. After all, the system tells them they are better than tha average person and fuck if that isn't just wrong.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA!!! FUCK YOU!!
49. Geo - May 17, 2007 1:09 PM
What exactly are the income guidelines for getting out of your jail sentence? Is there a actually networth amount? or just a flat fee?
50. jack d. ripper - May 17, 2007 1:14 PM
You only hate us because you're jealous of our good weather and fresh produce, GreatRack.
Seriously, though. Don't include every Californian in your little tirade. This has nothing to do with the Liberal majority of voters. It has to do with celebrity and favoritism.
She's getting off light because she's Paris Hilton, and she's getting her time cut because it's presumed she'll behave. Who else gets such a break before they've even gone to jail? Um...nobody!!
Keep your fingers crossed. Maybe her limo will take a detour to Quentin and she'll be gangraped for 48 hours straight before being stoned to death. Wouldn't that be a pleasant surprise?
Liberally, Jack D. Ripper
51. Solaera - May 17, 2007 1:19 PM
Somebody's getting some saddlebags. Lol.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA!!! FUCK YOU!!
God. Get a grip, asshat.
52. RIP Cali - May 17, 2007 1:20 PM
Cali is one shake away from falling into the ocean, much like Michael J. Fox on a yacht.
53. Lowlands - May 17, 2007 1:25 PM
Wtf!I've lost my faith in justice.
54. The Superfish guy is on coke - May 17, 2007 1:27 PM
She's "special needs" alright. "special needs" ala short bus. Seriously is anybody surprised? If you are then your "special needs" yourself.
55. Quinn - May 17, 2007 1:31 PM
This has to be a misstatement of fact. You cannot get good behavior before you even go to jail. It's just illogical. Good behavior is determined by conduct IN JAIL. I believe what is stated above is simply a misunderstanding of the law.
If it isn't I say all you people in California have license to start rioting and just completely disregard the law.
56. slash - May 17, 2007 1:31 PM
Yep, everybody sinks or swims on their own merit, we're not a corrupt aristocracy like over in that there Europe, us Americans pick ourselves up by our bootstraps, yes we do... (HUMS "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL)"
Eh, I though it was sorta stupid to stick her dumb ass in prison anyway. Yeah, she broke the law, but she broke a law that tons of people do all the time. People here (in Texas) joke about driving drunk, that's how seriously they take it.
The rich get treated differently anyway, why not let them buy themselves out of trouble (for minor, nonviolent offenses, of course, not shit like murder or rape) like they already do, only be upfront about it instead of pretending they have to abide by the same laws we do and then making backroom deals with them after all the reporters have left? Call it a rich asshole tax. I bet the Hiltons would have paid $5 million to keep her ass out of jail. Of course, then they'd get a high-priced attorney to argue that they're being treated unequally under the law, but let's give it a try anyway. Could get rid of the budget deficit in California in one year and run surpluses every year after.
57. SJ - May 17, 2007 1:35 PM
Agreed with Jack d., don't hate on California. I want her to be in jail like the next person. Let's face it, the justice system has been in the toilet for a long long time. Remember OJ.
58. eXtasyStef - May 17, 2007 1:37 PM
What's funny is that anyone's surprised. I was shocked the bitch is doing any time at all. He who has the gold makes the rules.
It's probably a damned publicity stunt...If we see Nicole Richie in there with her, that'll be the tipoff.
59. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 1:49 PM
Oh, don't start me on OJ... Or Robert Blake... WTF California... Arnold Schwarzenpenis? The guy was a complete asshole who groped and assaulted women throughout his career. Good choice for Gov.... Sorry Ripper if you are one of the few sane Californians but your fellow Calis eat shit. I really love to see those protests where the illegals carry the Mexican flag and shout about their American rights (that they don't have).
Nope. California can eat a pound of shit.
60. Sandra - May 17, 2007 1:52 PM
Thank you, GreatRack. I can't wait for California to detach from the mainland.
I hope that bitch dies from her herpes.
61. schack - May 17, 2007 1:54 PM
This was expected. Stay tuned for more. She'll be back.
62. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 1:56 PM
SJ - when you remember OJ, remember that Californians voted the DAs and judges into place.
63. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 1:58 PM
alrite, so I was happy to hear the news that Intercourse was going to jail, but not for one minute did i ever think she would actually have to serve any time. i mean, seriously, its just how it is. i'd slap the shit out of anyone of you who actually thought paris.. i mean intercourse, was going to serve any time.
and Fuck You to number 48.
and seriously, you all talk about her like she is the worst thing on earth. c'mon, she is just a rich snobby famous white girl. and she drove while her lisence was suspended. WOOOO big fucking deal. my best friend was diriving on a suspended lisence, got pulled over, and didnt even get a ticket. they made him leave the car there, but that was it. but you know, since paris is who she is, she should go to jail... yea, Shut the fuck up.
GOOD OL' STATE OF CALIFORNIA, slap Paris on the hand as you do to most people who do what she did. and let us get back to making fun of her ridiculous antics.
64. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 2:02 PM
63 - The usual Libtard response... We will all speak slowly so you can keep up...
RULE
OF
LAW
Figure it out.
65. Anays - May 17, 2007 2:07 PM
I'm lost! Who is the money hungry whore, Paris OR the justice system? We should all protest to have her ass put in jail for at least 1 year OR we can be trainned as guards, apply were she is going to be locked up and put her in the box. Who is in?
66. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 2:10 PM
believe me, there are much worse criminals i would rather put in jail than paris fucking hilton. there are issues such as jail overcrowding and court orders that make it impossible to actually sentence people to the full term.
so fuck you once again.
67. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 2:13 PM
and you know where the jail overcrowding comes from.... assholes from your piece of shit god forsaken state come to beautiful cali and cant get a job because their education is so poor and they resort to a life of crime. then they get throwin in jail and we dont have any room for assholes like paris.
68. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 2:21 PM
Noo...67. That would be all the illegals in California. Check that demographic and you will see the jails don't lie...
Your idea that jails are crouded because out-of-staters take up all the space is close though. You just need to think a little further south.
69. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 2:27 PM
i agree.
so i take back my previous statement. jails are overcrowded cuz there are simply too many criminals in general. but my point still stands... there are much worse people that need to be jailed.
70. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 2:32 PM
but we need those mexicans, so they can build us more jails, so we can house all these pathetic people.
then again, i could think of a million other ways to use the taxes i pay.
so lets kill all the criminals and use the taxes we would have wasted on them sitting in jail with cable and gyms and internet... and pay our teachers better, so our next generation can be better educated and less likely to live a life of crime.
71. julyper - May 17, 2007 2:41 PM
GOOD BEHAVIOR!!!
Jesus Christ! how is that this whore got off with it? Well, their fault if she kills somoeone with her car in day 24th.
72. biatcho - May 17, 2007 2:44 PM
Better yet, let's put all the criminals in one place (read: California), detach it from the mainland and let it float out to see where we can inevitably blow it up. Win/ Win situation for the entire country & perhaps the world.
73. Carpediem - May 17, 2007 2:45 PM
68 - Wow, You gringos really ARE racist assholes
74. KatieKates - May 17, 2007 2:45 PM
How can she get a reduced sentence for good behavior when she hasn't even been in jail yet to display the damn good behavior?!? And her behavior so far has been anything but good - what with her whining and bitching about her sentence.
75. Anays - May 17, 2007 2:56 PM
# 74. I concur! pink cheese green goes. You'll get that if you speak illigal.
76. Paris'OpenSores - May 17, 2007 2:58 PM
umm Lickmybutt she is going to a minimum security prison douchebag, it's overcrowded with idiots like Paris who drive drunk or suspended or for white collar criminals doing weekend sentences. All of the "bigger assholes" of which you refer wouldn't be in this so called prison anyway so who excatlty is Paris keeping out of jail by being there?
77. superstar - May 17, 2007 3:00 PM
I bet those cops must be men so she can do strip teases for them. That would persuade them to shorten her days down. :| If anyone else tried to do something like get half the days they're meant to have, the cops would probably beat them down with their sticks.
Anyway, Paris drived when she was on probation so how is that behaving? It said on the petition she made that she never ran anyone down and she is a good person. She fricken blamed someone else for why she was driving when she wasn't supposed to!
78. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 3:00 PM
72. its Sea, not see.
and if thats what we are going to do, i better start looking at real estate on the Arizona border, Ocean front property once Cali is out of the way!!!
79. superstar - May 17, 2007 3:02 PM
It's like an email I got: Anything that is done wrong is your own doing, unless you're a celebrity.
They blame friends, agent, council, family and anyone else they can think of in their tiny brains to blame.
80. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 3:04 PM
76. that would be a good point if the minimum security places like the one she is going to wasnt created because of the overcrowding of jails and prisons.
oh how i love those bags of douche.
81. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 3:06 PM
73 - The only racist here would be you. I didn't denegrate any ethnicity unlike you who obviously have some chip on your shoulder against "gringos". I am talking straight demographics. Wonder where the tax money for education goes to? To educate illegals and their children.
There is nothing racist about not like people who illegally enter our country. They are criminals from the moment they walk across the border. There has to be rule of law. Why have an immigration policy and laws if they are not enforced? What makes you or anyone else think that illegals are anything other than criminals? Fact is, they are. If you or anyone else goes to China for example and crosses the border illegally... What do you think would happen? Would you be in violation of their laws? Guess what? YOU WOULD BE AND YOU WOULD BE A CRIMINAL. Do you think you would have rights there? You wouldn't. The point is, illegal immigration is in fact breaking a law first and foremost. That a measureable portion of crime in california is BY illegals is just fact.
So get over your chip. I never said I don't like Mexicans or there is anythign wrong with the. I just don't like illegal aliens.
There must be rule of law or there is no law.
Stop claiming illegal immigration is an issue of race. It is an issue of law.
82. ilovetoast - May 17, 2007 3:06 PM
75. LOL.
83. LIndsay - May 17, 2007 3:09 PM
she's not even half as rich as Martha Stewart, yet she's getting off easy. Someone must've gotten a blowjob from her mom.
84. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 3:11 PM
With that I bid you farewell... more important things call....
85. MadameO - May 17, 2007 3:12 PM
Woah! I'm not American OR Mexican, but it blows my mind that a thread about Paris Hilton could POSSIBLY morph into a full-on interracial debate!
86. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 3:14 PM
the fact that you assume all illegal immigrants are the reason crime is so high in california is absurd.
and illegal immigration isnt the cause for the overcrowding of jails. they dont take illegal immigrants to jail, they deport them back to mexico.
the criminals in mexico tend to stay there, for they are the law there. the ones who want to better their lives, come here and work their asses off everyday mowing our lawns and cleaning our houses and offices so we can lay out on the weekends and tan instead of doing household chores.
87. biatcho - May 17, 2007 3:16 PM
SEA! Wow, I am an illterate dumbshit. And yet I am privileged enough to have had someone who goes by the name of lickmybutt point this out to me. Perhaps I should have used "Si" since we are talking about Mexicans and all.
88. RAMistheMAN - May 17, 2007 3:17 PM
What idiot decided to cut her sentence in half! This sucks! I was looking foward to 45 days of no Paris. Now I have to settle for basically three weeks! GAAAY!
89. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 3:18 PM
and NO, i dont mean none of them are criminals... there are bastards of every race, in every country.
90. Anays - May 17, 2007 3:21 PM
I'm Mexican and I do understand the point that 81 is making. Yet, all races have been immigrants. From the whites to the blacks. This land belongs to no one (maybe the Indians?)and we all need to at some point understand that. So, lets all play nice and get back to the issue at hand. Paris...
ok go!
91. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 3:21 PM
biatcho... i wasnt tryin to be mean, sorry if my correction offended you.
92. Shania - May 17, 2007 3:25 PM
Money talks, always will. It's sad the message sent is be rich and you can walk all over everyone.
93. Carpediem - May 17, 2007 3:26 PM
81 - I don't think you would give a fuck about law if your family was living in poverty in a third world country. I think you would do anything to get them out and survive. Think about THAT fact. Your country has thrived on the backs of these "criminals" that build your cities, serve your food and clean your toilets. Minorities and inmigrants make up most of your prison population because they are the most discriminated and exploited group. In my opinion you're a fucking racist twat so get of your high horse. Look at a bigger picture and look at yourself. I'm done.
94. biatcho - May 17, 2007 3:27 PM
It's coo, lickmybutt, it's coo.
95. Danny - May 17, 2007 3:29 PM
Watch Nicole Bitchie get nothing for driving high and the wrong way. It's a joke in L.A. because celebs buy the law. Those cops are a joke for even following them. Let them run over everyone, nobody cares.
96. biatcho - May 17, 2007 3:30 PM
Yeah and those damn Mexicans that cut our lawns & trim our trees take honest work away from neighborhood kids & born & bred Americans who started landscaping companies decades ago that now have to go out of business because all the others hire cheap day laborers.
97. Nichole - May 17, 2007 3:33 PM
Come on Arnold....she came free this time didn't she?
98. Snickettyup - May 17, 2007 3:36 PM
There is no need for a court system in California. It is a farce and the celebs pay off the judges and cops.
99. Poroleishon - May 17, 2007 3:39 PM
DAMNIT!!!!! I WANTED TO SEE HER ROT IN JAIL... next thing we´ll know she won´t even have to go to jail. Just do some stupid social work.
100. Ivana - May 17, 2007 3:41 PM
She needs to expire soon. Can't people boycott her and those moronic sychophants she hangs around with. T.V. stinks because of them and the constant media coverage. ENUFF!
101. Star Jones - May 17, 2007 3:43 PM
Can't Al Sharpton do something about her? Or is the Hilton's money paying him to shut up too?
102. Trippy - May 17, 2007 3:49 PM
She is such a prostitute! The irony is she is being rewarded for DISGUSTING behavior. I think her punishment should be joining O.J. in searching for his wife's killer on the golf courses and Robert Blake's wife's killer in the restaurant parking lots of L.A.
103. Rev. Poo Poo - May 17, 2007 3:55 PM
Paris needs the guidance of a religious organization called the Poo Poo Tribe. She would learn the importance of doing dumps at home and not bring her crap into the public arena.
104. Star Jones - May 17, 2007 3:57 PM
Was that Poo Poo Tribe started by Rev. Al Sharpton because it sounds familiar? I myself have stopped pooping. Does anyone notice me wasting away? I am so happy.
105. Jack D. Ripper - May 17, 2007 3:58 PM
Yeah, can we get back to the issue here? We're talking about that dumb cunt, Paris. Not Ceasar fucking Chavez.
Yes, "we" elected Schwazenegger. But you know what? He's done some really cool stuff in response to environmental lobbyists. I still don't like him, but air quality has gotten a lot better in the Bay Area these past couple years.
All of you who blame California politics or the California court system have completely missed the point of this farcical dealing of that walking, breathing piece of shit. I'm a paralegal and I know that our court systems are far more efficient in areas of prosecution and expediency than just about every state excepting New York.
This is thesuperficial.com. This site is all about how celebrities are idiots, despite the fact that they make a kagillion dollars while many janitors in the U.S. practice more humility and intelligence than 99.9% of Hollywood.
Incidentally, most celebrities live in California.
The same shit would happen anywhere. Get over the anti-California shit. It makes you sound uninformed and assumptive.
106. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 4:12 PM
93 - You cannot justify crime by saying that their country sucks. How about this as an idea. If the people who protested in California want to make a change they need to move to Mexico and protest there. Change Mexico, not America. America has a system that works fine. Citizens are represented and treated well (in most cases). Non-citizens have ways to become citizens. There must be rule of law regardless of the hardships some people suffer to get here or in their previous country. If Mexico has problems then Mexico should fix them. It should be up to American taxpayers to carry the burden. Again, there is nothing racial about it. It is too bad if that group is exploited. That is just another indicator that the system is failing. We need laws and we need rules. Immigrants need to follow them and EARN their right to be an American. It is a shame that people think being here is all that you need to be a citizen. There is a lot more to it.
107. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 4:13 PM
It shoudl NOT be up to the American taxpayers is of course what I meant BTW... :)
Regardless, settle down....
108. Nathiest - May 17, 2007 4:23 PM
HAHA! IN YOUR FACE LOSERS! Go Paris it's your birthday, it's your birthday!
WONDER RICH PEOPLE POWER UNIT!
109. techclerk - May 17, 2007 4:25 PM
Good behavior?
Is that why OJ Simpson is free?
110. lickmybutt - May 17, 2007 4:31 PM
i had something else to say, but i got bored and forgot what it was....
DAMN A D D.!!
oh look at that... its time to get off work now and go home and relax.
111. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 4:40 PM
Go have a cold one LICKMYBUTT... Thanks for the banter. I needed a good argument.
112. FRIST!!! - May 17, 2007 5:01 PM
Whew!!! I was worried about Paris for a minute
113. Shaun - May 17, 2007 5:02 PM
The justice system wor... Fails again.
114. poontang - May 17, 2007 5:36 PM
Paris Hilton is nothing more than a rich little bitch that cares about no one but her fucking self. I wouldn't screw the little bitch if she was the last slut on earth. Fuck her and her money
115. David - May 17, 2007 6:02 PM
I wonder how many millions the Hiltons paid under the table to the LA corrupt sheriff and all those idiots involved who call good time being 18 minutes late for court. The LA police department has been corrupt for many many years. I know from personal experience 50 years ago. This just goes to prove that nothing has changed. LA sucks like DC sucks with corruption the order of the day
116. TheDarkLady - May 17, 2007 6:09 PM
Michelle Rodriquez only served 4 hours due to "overcrowding". I will be suprised if Paris makes it past the front desk.
There is always the faint hope that fear of a backlash from the public will ensure she spends some time in jail.
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118. dovescry1999 - May 17, 2007 6:24 PM
I am SICK TO DEATH of this bitch !
how in the fuck does she get time off for good behavior, when the bitch hasn';t even done one day in jail ?
I wish someone would kill her, and get this shit over with.
America's priorities are fucked!
Sewnd he fake, plastic, phony ugly ass over to Iraq, and send the troops home. After she fucks every man in Iraq, Clap and VD will run amock, and kill off the whole country
People who put this whore up on a pedestal, need three feet of cock shoved down their throats !
GOD I HATE THIS BITCH !!!!!
119. dovescry1999 - May 17, 2007 6:32 PM
#35
I Love That !
"Twatwaffle"
I have to use that...May I ?
120. LifesAbitch - May 17, 2007 7:15 PM
#48==hate to tell you this
but slacking on her time
isn't being liberal.....
It's the conservative, Republicans
who are the rich ones, who get out
of everything...
121. krazihottkelli - May 17, 2007 7:40 PM
#118==getting Paris to fuck
every guy in Iraq wouldn't
work as well as you think..
see, when they show Osamah or
other men on TV, they r never
with chickz, alwayz men, so maybe
send some cute infested guyz for
them....to hang out in their cavez.
However, Pariz screwing everyone
is a great idea for instant death..
122. knie - May 17, 2007 7:48 PM
Whatever they are paying to shorten her stay..
I will double it to have her stay even longer.
123. DailyContempt.com - May 17, 2007 8:29 PM
haha.. "twat waffle"
i have two problems with that
1) the fact that i think its funny
2) the fact that it ruined waffles for me forever.
124. Connie - May 17, 2007 8:58 PM
Remember that ol' adage....it's not what you know, but who you know? This along with the bank roll will set your guilty ass free in a New York minute! No matter who you are...even ignorant, fake, uneducated drunks like Miss Hilton.
125. silentpyjamas - May 17, 2007 10:01 PM
well, i am fakely surprised.
for one brief, shining moment of hope, my heart was stilled with the unbelievably (incredibly) satisfying fantasy of miss hilton herself having a really crappy time getting used to stinky cellmates and ladies hawking loogeys in her lunch tray and making lewd gestures at her. bonus points for disgusting teeth and oozy skin.
alright, i admit, i was a fool. it's like the time i had that daydream of michael jackson in prison, makeup-free and having to keep his face together with duct tape.
i was too young to have such a daydream about oj and robert blake was too old.
while i don't wish harm upon anyone (i lie, but i need to keep up appearances) i wish that something astounding would happen to paris. something so astounding that the people of america, no, the people of the WORLD would sit in front of their news delivering devices (or persons), slack-jawed and glassy eyed for long moments, just until they're about to drool on themselves before snapping out of it, turning to the person next to them (if there is one) and then soundly giving them a high five while jumping up and down and making that howard dean primal monkey sound.
now i need a smoke
126. freejose.com - May 17, 2007 10:11 PM
That is not reported correctly. The issue wasn't reducing it. It was setting a minimum because of fears she would spend a few hours in jail like Michelle Roderiguez. This is actually a good thing. This means she will spend at least 3 weeks in the joint.
Unless you are a first degree murder, virtually every prisoner is eligible for early release. It doesn't mean you are going to get it.
127. Suzy - May 18, 2007 1:59 AM
Why do you all hate her so much? I spy some jealousy around here. I am happy she gets the opportunity to be early-released, that means she will really have to follow the rules and learn something before she goes out.
128. Idiot girl - May 18, 2007 4:41 AM
Paris is soooo stupid and UGLY! That spoiled brat needs to get a nose job! Proof- check out that celebrity plastic surgery site.
http://www.HollywoodPlastic.com
shes so ugly.
129. Hotdogger - May 18, 2007 4:49 AM
#127- WTF?! The only rules she follows are the ones she makes! She has only learned that she can get away with just about anything.
I hope Paris gets cancer. $50.00 says there is a cure developed shortly after, saving the worthless tramps ass.
130. freejose.com - May 18, 2007 6:15 AM
#127 Kathy Hilton, is that you pretending to be Suzy again?
131. stacey - May 18, 2007 7:38 AM
Just goes to prove money over the law if u are rich you can do a crime and not do time
132. kdollarsign - May 18, 2007 7:42 AM
this cuts the wearable life of my "free paris :(" tee in slightly less than half
133. Lowlands - May 18, 2007 8:59 AM
If i was the judge i would give her the 5 minutes jailtime sentence.5 minutes on the electric chair must be enough to get this dumb worthless bitch fried and an Einstein-haircut.I'm quite sure Thomas Jefferson,Abraham Lincoln,Martin Luther King and other frontfigthers for equal rights would agree with me.
134. Sara - May 18, 2007 9:54 AM
This ugly bitch isn't even famous, she's rich! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are famous, not this skank!
135. ToiletDuck - May 18, 2007 10:14 AM
Goddamn...I was hoping she would get the noose or lethal injection...
Better luck next time...
136. romeo - May 18, 2007 11:26 AM
Never mind
This really is not an issue for many people. But it seems some people are sad. Just let it go and move on. There really is nothing to see here anymore.
Stop looking at pron. no really stop it. It might not make you blind, but stupid yes.
Anyway this is mostly made up of sad Americans they voted for Bush.
137. Allison - May 18, 2007 2:50 PM
This is a joke. She is nothing but a little rich bitch w/ a powerful daddy. Her dad should be ashamed of himself no matter how much money I had I would never let my daughter do what she does and get away with it. If ne thing I'd use my money to put her away... What in embarrasment!!!
138. Blondie - May 18, 2007 3:41 PM
People's tax money shouldn't go toward accomodating her for anything! She should be fined 1 Million dollars, change to her pocket book.
139. Bobby - May 18, 2007 7:21 PM
I hope one of those inmates takes a knife and cuts up her face.
140. Judy Greenwald - May 18, 2007 9:08 PM
I wonder how much money it took to pay off all the right people? Soooo disgusting. Paris Hilton and her useless family will go away if we quit reading about them. That is all you have to do. Don't read her blogs or posts or news articles. When she doesn't generate enough interest the media will drop her like a hot potato. It is happening with Jessica Simpson, she is old news and boring and no one cares. Paris is getting old by her "standards" and she has that big freaking hawk nose and those gigantic feet and that ugly face. Her mother looks like some fat old frumpy housewife and that is how Paris is going to look. Paris is a useless disgusting human being. We have world wide poverty, starvation, disease, and I doubt Paris even knows what that is. She is too busy buying clothes and designing handbags, woo hoo, just what the world needs, handbags. I hope her and her dyfunctional self centered family go away realy fast.
141. damitshot - May 19, 2007 5:49 AM
You mindless bitch, they should shave you bald and parade you naked in the mens lock up at Rikers Island for good behavior. What a waste of resources on this useless, tasteless rich hoe! It's goes to show you that America is still the land of opportunity....As long as you can for it.
142. Lowlands - May 19, 2007 5:20 PM
Under Islamic laws this girl wouldn't have a clit anymore and she got already a shipload of bricks thrown to her head.She could consider herself lucky with living in the west.
143. Jetta - May 20, 2007 2:35 AM
High Profile ?
What this shit makes me sick man ..
I got to makeme a shirt somthing crazy that says something about paris ,like stay your ass in bars or Paris Got away with It So Can I!!
Ummthat make a good shirt ...
I knew they were gongto talk it down futher I agree they will soon have her getting a vacation and she get her special treats LOl
>>Damn Why do we have to have human like her..
:(
144. denarn - May 20, 2007 4:42 AM
I find it absolutely amazing at how the rich get treated as opposed to the poor and oppressed. I'm sure if any of us low lifes had tried what she did, not only would we get laughed right into jail, but we probably would get time added. This is definitely sending the wrong messaage to other young people and no doubt this is going to bite the Governator in the butt.
145. Winston Legthigh - May 20, 2007 9:48 AM
I think they should find the meanest most dangerous Mary Jane Rottencrotch they can find and make Paris her cellmate. Somebody that would slice this useless little cunt up and rape all of her well used little orifices with every conceivable object available.
146. hosting - May 20, 2007 10:16 AM
I think she is a BAD girl! Thats it :)
147. pedro - May 20, 2007 11:50 AM
PARIS HILTON IS A SLUT AND GOES TO SHOW THAT THERE IS NOT JUSTICE IN AMERICA'S JUSTICE SYSTEM, WHAT A DISGRACE!!
148. jason faulkner - June 7, 2007 12:56 PM
i bet you all didnt know she was the presidents mistress.did you see the dirty look on gws face today at the g8 summit.
paris is a braindead eletist snot box.
theay all share the smelly simular circumstances.you people are really in love with that bag of bones(what a nasty degenerated scumbag)bush is a nother sack of worm meat.
theay are ministers for satin.
149. jason faulkner - June 7, 2007 1:45 PM
i would also like to include the american press to the ministers for satin comment(fox new americas new scource is chocked fullof satinist ministering for satin to the american poor)666
150. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 9:43 PM
OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings
151. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 9:43 PM
OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings
152. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 9:43 PM
OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings
153. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 9:43 PM
OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings
154. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 9:43 PM
OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings
155. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 9:47 PM
OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings please MARRY ME PARIS OR BRITNEY ITS SO NICE GIVING YOU A MASSAGE MY PRETTY POLLY
156. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 9:47 PM
OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings please MARRY ME PARIS OR BRITNEY ITS SO NICE GIVING YOU A MASSAGE MY PRETTY POLLY
157. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 9:47 PM
OH WELL NOW MY PREETY EEIFEL TOWERS LOT N LOTS OF INTERCOURSE MILKY WHITE SEMEN JUST FOR PRETTY BLONDIE WITH SO MUCH MONEY penetrated inside britney spears second cummings please MARRY ME PARIS OR BRITNEY ITS SO NICE GIVING YOU A MASSAGE MY PRETTY POLLY
158. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 10:06 PM
QH WELL NOW MY EEIFEL TOWERS I FIND U SO PREETY BAD JUST LET ME EJACULATE AND THEN I FIND YOU MY SON IN THERE OH WELL NOW MY PRETTY BLONDIE PRINCESS IF ALL THE FRANKLINS COULD DO A VICE VERSA THEN I WOULD NEED PRRETY PARIS BUT NOT A EEIFEL TOWERS OH YOURE SO PREETY PARIS WITH SMAKING DRNKING AND ANOTHER WITH FRANKLINS YOU COULD HAVE MADE HAPPY WITH MANY MANY TWIN GIRLS AND BOYS WITH ONLY FRANKLINS OR COULD IT BE CLEVELAND OR JUST COULD IT BE WILSON BUT THE SEMEN WHAT IT SHOLD BE BLONDIE PARIS OR COULD IT BE YOU ANTI SPINSTER SPEARS TWIN BOYS OR TOWERS GIRLS
159. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 10:06 PM
QH WELL NOW MY EEIFEL TOWERS I FIND U SO PREETY BAD JUST LET ME EJACULATE AND THEN I FIND YOU MY SON IN THERE OH WELL NOW MY PRETTY BLONDIE PRINCESS IF ALL THE FRANKLINS COULD DO A VICE VERSA THEN I WOULD NEED PRRETY PARIS BUT NOT A EEIFEL TOWERS OH YOURE SO PREETY PARIS WITH SMAKING DRNKING AND ANOTHER WITH FRANKLINS YOU COULD HAVE MADE HAPPY WITH MANY MANY TWIN GIRLS AND BOYS WITH ONLY FRANKLINS OR COULD IT BE CLEVELAND OR JUST COULD IT BE WILSON BUT THE SEMEN WHAT IT SHOLD BE BLONDIE PARIS OR COULD IT BE YOU ANTI SPINSTER SPEARS TWIN BOYS OR TOWERS GIRLS
160. SHAMOON KALVERT - February 4, 2009 10:06 PM
QH WELL NOW MY EEIFEL TOWERS I FIND U SO PREETY BAD JUST LET ME EJACULATE AND THEN I FIND YOU MY SON IN THERE OH WELL NOW MY PRETTY BLONDIE PRINCESS IF ALL THE FRANKLINS COULD DO A VICE VERSA THEN I WOULD NEED PRRETY PARIS BUT NOT A EEIFEL TOWERS OH YOURE SO PREETY PARIS WITH SMAKING DRNKING AND ANOTHER WITH FRANKLINS YOU COULD HAVE MADE HAPPY WITH MANY MANY TWIN GIRLS AND BOYS WITH ONLY FRANKLINS OR COULD IT BE CLEVELAND OR JUST COULD IT BE WILSON BUT THE SEMEN WHAT IT SHOLD BE BLONDIE PARIS OR COULD IT BE YOU ANTI SPINSTER SPEARS TWIN BOYS OR TOWERS GIRLS
161. kamerataschen - December 29, 2009 4:46 AM
I’ve never in all my days known anyone- and I’ve known some delinquents- who went to jail under the same circumstances. The sentence may not be a huge deal, but it is harsh. They are trying to make an example of her, and the public is enjoying it because they hate her for being rich and famous through no real fault (or talent) of her own. The judge, too, made a point of saying that he came to his decision in part because of his perception of her public persona. It’s unfair, but justice has never actually been any more blind or any less prejudiced than the people involved.
162. Serwery - January 9, 2010 7:36 AM
I think she is ok:)