May 9 2007Paris Hilton cries, admits wrongdoing

i'm a girl and i think i've got a boner

Boy she sure is coming to a lot of realizations lately. I guess that's what a looming jail sentence will do to you.

I know you are all going to bash me....but I really feel sorry for her. Not because she doesn't deserve it.....I'm not sure why...I just do.

it's not even a serious sentence, to be honest. she's not even going to prison. sheesh, she could have avoided this. it just goes to show how much experience with real life paris doesn't have. she should joke up! she's got so much love and support from her legions of myspace commenters.

Oh..she's just trying to get the sympathy vote. I agree, don't be fooled. This wench is pretty crafty, I don't trust her farther than I can throw her!

Aww how sad.

NOT!

With all the focus now on Paris, what about Mary Jo Buttafuco?

@#3, is it because she has spent the whole of her life in a deluded elysium and now must come down from her ivory tower to wallow in the filth of regular human beings?

I don't feel bad for her one bit.
That whole apology was written by someone else anyways.

She didn't write that fuckin' shit. That girl can't walk and chew gum at the same time, let alone write something that articulate.

Hahahahh I mean statement.
She's not apologizing for shit.

#9 Yup, you can tell it's someone else, because the words are spelled correctly! That's a dead giveaway it ain't Paris.

She deserves what's coming to her, what goes around come around.

she is sooooo just pretending here to look all sad oh poor me! if that was me and I knew cameras were on me (and she so does) I would have the windows up and be facing away, or head down or something, nobody really cries with their head up like that in plain view looking strait ahead this is just a sh*tty stunt to make her look human. I dont buy this for a second... "look at me I'm sad." waaaaa F**k uuuup!

@9 - Yeah, I heard that the original, prior to editing, went something like this:

"Um, I'm, like, not fat and stuff... Prison is sooo not cool. No one shood ever drive drunck cuz they aren't me. I hope they get my Valtrex cuz hoo-hoo blisters are sooo not hot."

HAHAFUCKINGHA!

Welcome to reality, Paris! It bites now, doesn't it!!!

After reading her diary entries and reading that paragraph...I want to be rich that much more so that I can have people handcraft every word that comes out of my mouth so that I don't sound like a blathering idiot. Except in my case it's just because I'm a lazy asshole.

Paris Hilton's real statement:

Dear Publik,
I pwomise i wont drive my car when drunk animore. Take it eazy on me.
Luv, Paris

I can lip read and following is the conversation between Paris and her her Mom.

Paris: "Mom, every1 hates me!"
Paris's Mom: "Don't worry sweetheart, just let loose with the sobs and they'll feel sorry for you"
Paris: "But mom! I've never cried before, how do i do it?"
Paris's Mom: "Here's an onion, now peal it slowly with your fingernails and squirt some of da juice into your eyes"
Paris: "What's an onion? is it what poor black people eat? Ouch!! you bitch, you bitch, you bitch!!"

For someone who puts on a fake 'baby-girl' voice all the time, this is also a pretty shitty version of that emotion Paris knows nothing about, "remorse".

Everyone has to grow up sometime.

Look closely - Paris and her mom are trying really hard not to break into uncontrollable fits of laughter.

She made her fucking bed, now she has to lie in it.

Why the hell is she listening to Christina Aguilera? Why isn't she blasting her own bullshit CD?

#15 Her TEARS are probably contagious.

Her acting sucks about as much as her singing. Now, if it were Meryl Streep, I'd be crying along with her, but this is Paris 'Skank' Hilton who couldn't act if her inheritance depended on it!

#23 Even her mom won't listen to that shit!!

(Actually I think her mom just farted)
She'll survive.

So? She cried. It could have been about anything. "I NEARLY GOT RAPED BY A BLACK GUY AT THE SUPERMARKET! THEY SHOULDN'T LET NIGGERS IN OUR SCHOOLS! Think of the CHILDREN!" *sob*

27 + Like check the expression on mom's face, the open windows - like they don't have Air con ? The evidence is there.

gosh is this a preview of the crying to come? we have a lot of days until june! someone get a bottle and collect all those tears. a months' worth of that fakery could keep one of angelina jolie's future children hydrated for several minutes.

Come on now #15... even thats a bit advanced for Paris! Funny tho

stupid fake bitch

oh and roll up the windows Paris if you want us to even slightly believe you!

Lying whore bag slutty bitch, UGH she revolts me she has to face the consequence of repeatedly sticking 2 fingers up at the law and she is crying - for herself and to manipulate I hate more than ever.

She broke the law she has to suffer the consequences.

Yeah i feel a little sorry for her but i think the jail time will do her good and make her appreciate how lucky she is and how unfortunate some other people are. She needs a reality check and to see how the real world is. She has been bought up so sheltered and protected and obviously with no morals.

The only way she can redeem herself from this is to do the time and come out a better person

#33 - totally - If she didn't want to be seen crying she could have rolled up the windows or lied down on the seat.

SYMPATHY VOTE!

"look at me i'm so sad, feel sorry for me"

Isn't this the same douchebag who was spouting epithets about "niggers" and "faggots" in that infamous video that seems to be conspicuously absent from YouTube???

Fuck her, I hope they throw away the key and make her clean the latrines with her own toothbrush...

question is, will she emerge from her jail time a better person, or will she spin her experience into a "poor me" story and carry on, this time a little more experienced in the methods of manipulation?

No one comes out of jail a "better person." But she deserves to be punished, so I'm glad she's going to jail. Maybe she'll mind her manners from now on.

oh ToiletDuck, you make me hawt

No jail for Paris!
Let her keep the license too.
What? Why not? Because rich people should be punished too?
No, they shouldn't. It'll give normal people more incentive to get rich. Stimulate the economy. Think about it;)

Wait, wait, wait...
Did Brandy go to jail for KILLING that guy?
No? Why are we even discussing this? Cut Paris loose.
...yes I see a 'loose' pun coming. Hardy har har;)

i sort of have a sneaking suspicion the brevity of her sentence and the unwavering asskissery of everyone around her will keep her from seeing her jail time as anything more than a rude interruption to her important lifestyle.

This is SUCH FUCKING HORSEHIT...

Notice she leaves the goddamn car window open so that everyone can see her crocodile tears, and just how contrite she is...

I would like to be a fly on the wall when she gets her prison-issue panties, non-Gucci with the bloodstained crotch of Bree the crack whore still on them....

she's acting. she just wants to show everyone that she's crying so we can sign her stupid petition. if you were really that ashamed enough to cry, then why would you keep your windows down and let people see you doing it?

...can't really hear her sobs over that music.
I know I said all that before, but I still wanna hear;)

Those are just practice tears for when her future prison pals take turns cramming a plunger up in her moistendom!

If she wins on appeal, or gets pardon by Gov. Arnold, I propose a full scale riot like we saw with Rodney King.

All of LA should burn if she doesn't serve her full sentence. Or, better yet, burn down all of Beverly Hills.

That video is satisfying on so many levels though I pretty much doubt Paris even knows how to spell "misperceptions".

She'll be crying tears of joy when Big Sheila and her pals pin her down and take turns getting down to business...

i wonder what it must be like to live in a world where your every action, right down to crying, is unauthentically scripted by suited monkeys. it's pretty terrible that she cannot be taken seriously, ever, because she (or the monkeys) use every public appearance (scheduled or not) to further craft paris hilton's image. tragically, leaving the crafting of an image to monkeys (or paris) is the equivalent of letting a blind hobo make a sculpture out of shit.

Give me a fucking break - Paris and her mumsy are probably sitting on the patio at their Brentwood mansion, sipping screwdrivers laughing at the news that this phony bullshit has produced...

Hell yeah she's listening to Candyman.

Wow. Elliot Mintz is one hell of a writer.

That was beautiful!!!!!!

$20 she writes* a book about it (*sponsors)

Here's the first draft of Paris's statement before he publicist re-wrote it:

"k so i didnt kill nebody, y u have 2 send me to jail u racist pigfarts!!!! wat did i ever do 2 u. show me were it says in the law u may not drive ur car and mabey then u can talk DUMASES!!!!!!!! im paris hilton and i do watever the fkuc i want. & ur just jelus. kbye"

The Skank smells like urine! Plus she has all of the cats in Beverly Hills following her!

#33 Exactly what I was thinking.

Just thinking..
As a parent; Mrs. Hilton's "motherhood-cup" must runneth over..she beams with such adoration. So proud of what Paris has become and accomplished at such a young. This is what happens..when your children are handed any/everything they want in life on a silver platter with a silver spoon from their mouths to feed with. Now only if they had given her some strict "guidance" to go with it. NO PITY FOR PARIS!

FAKE!!!!

And no way she wrote that apology. The bitch can't spell "sign" but now she can spell "consequences"? Gimme a fuckin' break.

how can she be so sad when she's listening to such happy music!!

Oh please. It's an obvious ploy at getting sympathy. If she really meant it, she wouldn't have her windows down for the world to see. The dumb whore needs to man up.

In any case, sign the petition to veto her petition asking Gov. Schwarzenegger to overturn her sentence!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/stupidparis

Time to face the Music Paris..
Can you hear her singing (crying) now..lol.
"Da-da-da-da-dada-da..Nothing in this world can save my ass now".."Stars are Blind..Stars are blind. But the LAW is not!"..rofl.

BooHoo!

Pity4Paris..

NOT!

Are we absolutely sure those are real tears? OR is it clear pus from her genital herpes outbreak that built-up so horrendously that it exploded out of her tear ducts...?

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html%3Fin_article_id=48339%26in_page_id=7

Erm, look. She's back to driving.

I've seen a crocodile cry with more real emotion. Thanks.

P.S. I hope she gets shanked to death.

All that money. Access to the very best legal help. Both parents involved. A sister who seems to care for her.

And NOT A SINGLE PERSON could figure out that this is how this Bitch should have responded in the first place? How could she not know that accepting responsibility should have been her very FIRST response?

And THIS is why Paris Hilton needs to go to jail. There is no other way for her to learn that you cannot go through life manipulating people -- that sometimes you just have to face the music and admit that you were wrong and say that you are sorry.

I have NO sympathy for her. Her bony ass needs to go to jail -- for at least a month!!!

The person who usually cries for her must have called in sick. I'll bet you 2-1 her next album is titled "Prison Love."

tootiefuckinfruity~

'I've really learned my lesson this time'...
THE BITCH WAS PHOTOGRAPHED DRIVING AGAIN after the trial..Lock the bitch up and let her rot. Clearly, she doesn't get it..

Paris, the whole fucking world is glad you're going to jail. It's a world-wide joke because YOU are a world-wide joke. Can anyone say "Doris Duke"?

>>THE BITCH WAS PHOTOGRAPHED DRIVING AGAIN after the trial<<

Um,, that's because her license suspension expired, stupid. Her license is now valid...

When you check into prison, you need to declare what meds you are on.

Can't wait to see that... Valtrex - check!

I know why she was crying... mommy wouldn't let her drive

Pariz==the piper has arrived
to collect for all of the
pinapplez u stuck up your ass.

What I don't understand is how this twat has a "career". Who in the fuck supports her?? I can't find one person to admit that they like her. Its the Michael Jackson Syndrome from the 80's all over again!

I feel bad that her privacy is constantly being invaded (and all other celebs.) I think the jail sentence will be good - unfair or not. I hope it'll be very humbling for her.

How old is this stupid bitch
anywayz? 25?
Aren't u kinda of old enough to know
what your court business is?
Stop acting like a freakin baby,
and suck it up
coz,"YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL"
BETTER start wearing orang to
get used to it.

again, I'm singing this one for you Paris "Boo Fucking Hoo"

stupid Lindsay Lohan is crying the
bluez to Jay Leno right now///

I kinda of feel sorry for her because all her mom taught her when she grew up was how to fuck for money. She was 15 and her mom sent her out for a garage that was her finishing school for fucking.

But I'm still more sympathetic for Hillary. I mean a lifetime spent with one rapist of a husband all in the hopes to gain power but to be humiliated by a stocky little jewess in the White House.

Okay, call it a draw.

#80- It was Letterman but who's counting?

I don't feel sorry for her at all. It's clear she didn't even write that statement. It's much too well-worded. I'm sure her publicist or lawyers or whoever are trying to salvage the situation. The only thing she's really sorry about is not getting away with being a spoiled brat.

I feel bad for Paris. Everybody's hatin on her to feel better about their own inadequacies. She's not to blame for your tiny smegmapenes and loose smelly vaginas.

Quite funny how she decides to say this on the day she gets her 2nd lawyer. He gave her some good legal advice to suddenly seek the sympathy of the public by claiming to take responsibility.

Keep playing it up for the camera Paris, you phoney bitch.

Love the statements she puts out, or rather someone else puts out for her. Anyone that has heard her speak knows she has the vocabulary of a 3 year old. My dead cat is more articulate than her.

That was the most arousing thing I've ever seen.

I think I blew a nut out.

Bitch is gonna get beat the fuck up in the slammer.

Yes!

One less crack..er, off the fucking streets!

A spritz of Lysol&trade and a good wipe down with some antibacterial handwipes and the earth will be as good as new!!

Sign the petition to veto her petition asking Gov. Schwarzenegger to overturn her sentence!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/stupidparis

Her license is still suspended and she is still driving around in her Bentley. People saying it was unsuspended are dumber than she is. They don't just "unsuspend" licences of people who just criminally violated their suspended licenses, duh.

Paris is the stupidest person on the planet. Well, except for those people who defend her... how the hell can anyone defend someone who is so devoid of actual intellect?

If Martha Stewart can do it, so can this bitch.

"spoiled racist bitch"??? Seems like the comments are now getting posted in the main page...

yeah, there's no way she wrote that.

four sylable words? the correct use of punctuation?

the statement made it seem like she actually graduated high school. or middle school.

Well, it's about time all the voodoo dolls and Satan-worship paid off for me. Jesus I tell you, it's tough, tedious work but in the end, the devil came through and let Paris get some fucking justice after all. Now to start extra hard prayers to the Dark Lord for her future close personal friends in jail to see Paris' racist rant video.

PS To Satan and Superfish: I can't believe she was out driving again after court. I mean, Christ, I am at a loss for sarcasm here, this is so astoundingly wrong of her on so many levels.

#75 - is that a haiku?

That's hot.

WOW how hot is her mum?? xx

This ho was driving AGAIN yesterday. Hope she enjoys the clink.

The only way I'd believe that statemant was written by her is if it also said something like,"This whole thing is all fire crotch's fault! That coked out whore! LOLZ I'm gonna look sooo hot in an orange jumpsuit!"

I only have one thing to say to the fact that she is crying and has to go to jail.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...........................hmmm.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....hmmm excuse me I dont know what has come over me today..............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sorry, but my allotted eighteen seconds of crying came and went.

Paris:
Cry baby, cry baby, suck your
mommiez titties......

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...I think I peed a little. No seriously, wasn't she just driving again yesterday?

Her and her family must really be
cheap assez to have all that money
and won't hire a driver or limo
WTF
Pariz===u come from cheap=assez
and now u will pay for being cheap...

I suppose they won't give u
canteen money for scooby snackz
while your in there...

What's truly comic about this is that there are probably hundreds - if not thousands - of people in jail who are either innocent, or guilty of something totally lame like pot possession, and yet the media is turning this bitch's just desserts into high drama.

BoomotherfuckingHOO.

If I were her mother I would be deeply embarrassed by the pathetic excuse of a human being that I had reared, her mom should be sitting in a jail cell along with her!

No tears for the creatures of the night.

No tears.

My eyes are dry.

hey! maybe the pressure will get to her too much and she'll off herself.

... And this young woman is what constitutes "American Royalty"?

C'mon. Get a new post.

Get a good pic of Nelly Furtado's thick wharf-posts and let the ridiculing begin...

We only wish, jrzmommy

indeedkikee, TT.

"God forbid they ever get a video of her being eaten by hyenas, because I don't think the world is ready for the raging boner it'd give me. ".......Now THERE'S the Superfish guy I used to love!

#116... The SF "guy" is most likely a girl.

Ya think, 117? Hu I just assumed dude....what with all the talk of Ambrosio and boners. Huh.....who knew? Well, you did, but besides that....okay, probably everyone but me.

Do girls often have raging boners?

@119....only certain ones :-0

Kinky.

My 2 year old niece gives better crocodile tears than that.

It's obvious that the Terminator laughed in her face and let her know he wouldn't be pardoning her skank ass, so now she's trying to back-pedal. I hope this wench's ass is kicked while she is in prison.

Man, the mom is really disgusting one in this video. Sitting there, window down, PROMOTING the whole thing. Ugh, trash begets trash. Paris is an idiot, but mama Hilton created this creature on purpose.

shes sooo FAKE! media please make her go away already!

Do you feel sorry for her as much as I do? Where can I sign that petition again?

funny, i think she meant "misconception" because misperception isn't even in my dictionary. not surprised with that one.

was she crying when she violated her probation? probably not. dumb bitch thought she was going to get away with it, that's the only reason she's crying. her star power is fading away...

Lookz like some right-winged
Christian group is going to
protest Paris on June 5 at
the Beverly Hilton.
Lookz like they are digusted
with her thinking shez a young
girlz role model.
According to the New York Daily
News,"We're going to be throwing her
bookz and CD'z in hugh trash cans and getting
them off the face of the Earth..

Now this is gonna be funny,
watching church ladies protest her//

Omg, I love her... I mean, of course she doesn't want to be treated better than everyone else. That's why she broke her probation repeatedly knowing that it was going to be photographed or recorded. Did she think she was unfuckingtouchable? Just because she sucks money out of her dad's dick doesn't make her better or more important than everyone else. Gah, I hope some bulldyke slips through the "special security (right, like any of the guards AREN'T going to let people slip by just to fuck with her)" and gives her a proper welcoming.

They are encourageing people
across America to throw her
shit in garbage cans on that
day.
Imagine the newz coverage that
day if everyone goes nuttz on this...

Paris will be releasing a new hard-core rap CD next year. She'll rap about her time in "the joint" and as an x-con she'll have lots of "cred".

#123 Couldn't have said it better!!!

"she sucks money out of her dad's dick"

that's awesome & probably true.

um yesterday she asked us to sign a petition saying she shouldn't be punished...now she says she's taking responsibility?

ugh, I don't know what's worse Paris or the fact that half the gay population still worships her dispite her calling people fagots all the time.

Paris is what her momma could never be. She was some wanna-be extra herself back in her days.

Money sure doesn't buy class.

What's she dping cyring with the WINDOW OPEN, so all the world can see??? Most people who cry and feel shameful will do it in private - not when there are paparazii crusing by.

SHE IS SORRY SHE GOT CAUGHT AND PUNISHED, not sorry for what she did, and she is REALLY SORRY, as of yet Mommy & Daddy can't fix it. SHut Up, Do your your time BITCH you might get better Press for it.

so you are a super star
get off the cross
we need the wood
~Tori Amos, Big Wheel~

The horror for her will be no mirror in her cell, just a piece of polished metal. Oh, and the cocaine withdrawal. You know she's hooked on primo junk.

I can't wait to see her after she gets out. She'll look like a botched lobotomy patient. She'll be too truamatized to be seen in public.

This is too good to be true. I won't believe it until I see it.

SHE IS ONLY SORRY SHE GOT CAUGHT !!!!
not fooled by those crocodile tears

Payback time, bitch! I hope she gets locked up with the worst, ugliest, toughest dykes in the county. And that they'll take turns to poke her with a red hot iron up her ass. And say "That's hot!!!".

Wonder how much Paris paid for that statement to be written for her...

Any bets when she gets out she'll suddenly turn lesbian to get back into the news?

The only reason anybody ever watched her was to wait to see the train wreck. After this, why would anybody care about her anymore?

Why would anyone care about her anymore? Look at all these comments, the people who hate her (including myself) are the ones keeping her in the public eye. It's great to see what a fuck up she is, but seriously, we are the guilty ones.
But that doesn't stop me from taking complete pleasure watching this dumb beatch go to jail! The christina aguilera soundtrack may be the best part of this video...
who's worse - paris or her mom?

OH YEAH I AM SURE SHE HAS CRIED A LOT, SHE IS SCARED SHITLESS BUT..........
I FEEL AS SORRY FOR HER AS I DO FOR HITLER AND SADDAM HUSSEIN!
I LOVE HOW SHE WANTS CALIFORNIANS TO SIGN HER DUMB ASS GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD, SHE REALLY RESPECTED THEM DRIVING DRUNK, SHE COULD HAVE KILLED THEM OR THEIR CHILDREN OR PARENTS, YEAH HERSELF TOO, IF SHE PLANS ON DRIVING DRUNK SHE NEEDS TO MAKE SURE SHE HITS A POLE AND ONLY KILLS HERSELF, IF SHE KILLED ME I WOULD HAUNT HER ASS UNTIL SHE TOOK HER LAST LITTLE PARIS BREATH. SIGN THAT BITCH!
P.S WHEN YOU ARE IN YOUR ORANGE JUMPSUIT WATCH OUT FOR BIG MAMA DICK SHE AIN'T CALLED THAT FOR NO REASON.

As others have noted, it is simply too convenient that she has the windows open for her little show.

It's like she just realized how stupid she is.

That's gotta hurt

Remember every time Paris cries an angel gets their wings

All the jealousy and double standards.
"I feel as bad for you as I did for Saddam"
"get raped and killed in jail whore"
"I can't wait till they get her in the ass with the mop handle"
"she deserves to die"

Uh ok. Dumbfucks.
I'm not a fan, but some of you people seriously need to take a look in the mirror. What you are saying/wishing for etc, makes you much worse people than this girl you love to loathe.

Most of you want to be her or fuck her, or be noticed by her, and you know none of that will ever happen.

And the "omg Im so sick of seeing her/hearing about her"...get the fuck off the computer, change the channel on your tv. Get your three kid white trash bon bon eating ass off the couch/computer chair/bed with a laptop, take your kids to the fucking park, spend some time with your brother/husband and do something with your own lives. Shit.

Tank Johnson violated probation and got 60 days. Where's all the deathwishes for him?
Well, ok bad example, he's not a media whore. Nevermind on that.

And paris is kinda hot when she cries.

Media stunt.

and so, becoz of overcrowding
shez not gonna spend hardly
a day if we're lucky.

i'd bang this bitch silly and bury her underneath my double wide

her mom is perhaps more pathetic, with her indignant demeanor and for creating this raging borderline

#151==HolyShit!!!

good form...

I'm a girl and my DILDO just got a hard on at the thought of her being eaten by hyenas! Can we go back to burning witches at the stake in the public square??? Life really would be so simple then, wouldn't it?!

Just curious, why is she racist? did she like say something or what? (i am NOT defending, i'm seriously just curious...)

I have a theory: how good would life be if the government would kidnap all spoiled, rich, drug-addicted kids that have nothing to do with their time, and send them to Africa to fend for themselves for a couple years? Darfur, anyone? Or maybe South Africa... yeah, that's better.

Paris, u r so gonna
love the food,,,,,
maybe you'll come out
with pimples and a fat
body,either way ,,u will
suffer dearly...

I ALMOST felt sorry for her...until I realised she did nothing to hide the "fact" that she was "crying" from the cameras. Geez, I know that if I really didn't want people seeing me cry, I'd at least hold up the other hand to shield myself from the cameras. Sympathy vote all the way. She's smarter than I gave her for that's for sure...then again, I'm sure most human beings are smarter than a chimp.

Get her out of here, I'm so sick of the self centered do-nothing.

The whole thing was obviously written by her Lawer. If it was her own words we won't understand what the heck she was saying. Looks like the whole world is turning against her.
She's been asking for it for the longest time. Now that she got it. She doesn't want it... that's too bad.

I cannot believe that people are making jokes about this girl, who is seriously in need of some help, and her mother, who's heart is surely breaking everytime Paris fucks up. Yes, she says some things that are completely out of line, but I'll be damned if I sit back and read these comments in which people act so superior. You haven't ever smoked pot? Never in your life have you thought or said something a bit racist? Ever? I highly doubt it.

omg! as if you would cry in FULL shot of the papparazzi! and was i the only one disturbed by the "candy shop" song playing cheerfully in the background.

LAME.

Six words:

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND BITCH.

If it really mattered to her and it wasn't a publicity stunt, she would have rolled up the fucking window.

HAHAHA! Don't you love it when rich girls get in too much trouble for mommy and daddy to get them out of. Those tears worked for her parents. Do you think the legal system will match the ignorance of parents and let her off the hook?

She could learn from Donald Trumps daughter on how to be a better citizen and more responsibility for others. The Don did a good in disciplining when necessary. Unlike the absent parents of Paris.

Well she's not being a good role model like she claims..What's it going to take for her driving drunk ..to kill someone before they take it seriously..
but then again she got more time than some child molesters did...
Plus I've seen people have a lot more than her and all they got was a fine..but she's in the spotlight she needs to grow up face it and realize money gets you nowhere sometimes..

Well she's not being a good role model like she claims..What's it going to take for her driving drunk ..to kill someone before they take it seriously..
but then again she got more time than some child molesters did...
Plus I've seen people have a lot more than her and all they got was a fine..but she's in the spotlight she needs to grow up face it and realize money gets you nowhere sometimes..

I just wish she would show some real class and behave with SOME dignity - so far, she has just shown herself to be a pathetic child with no backbone whatsoever - in fact, just proved everybody right.....

It would actually have been nice to see her really showing those of us who are her critics what for, but naaah, she just proved she is exactly as pathetic as we have always knows.

Oh and by the way - you can keep Paris; we in South Africa don't need a whinger like her. We've got a good country going and don't need trash to mess it up, thanks !!!

Why doesn't someone just kill her?

Paris HIlton is merely the second worst human in history. The worst is her WHOREific mother. What a piece of trash. Take this back to the beginning! Kathy Hilton is the one who should really be in jail, and maybe Paris will figure this out (if any brain cells remain) and she'll brain mommie dearest for such brutal and horrid parenting. Kathy and Rick, YOU ARE THE WORST PARENTS AND PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE. Hitler, Pol Pot, and Tamerlane bow to your evil.