May 30 2007Nicole Richie's Memorial Day Party invitation

She definitely has the invitation thing down to a science. How about the whole party dress thing? She may need some work in that area. I suppose losing another 15 lbs and shopping in the 8-10 Ms. area wouldn't be such a bad idea.

While I hope most of that was tongue-in-cheek, somehow I doubt it. How pathetic.

And Bobblehead needs to learn to spell. "Seems"??? WTF.

How can one look anorexic and fat at the same time? Another Hollywood mystery!

someone please tell me why she is barefoot?!?!

That HAS to be a joke. Seriously. A scale at the door? Even Paris weighs more than a hundred. Oy.

#4 - Someone please tell me why she's BRALESS.

She matches the mentality of her fellow Americans. And they wonder why the world mocks them...

Who cares about this stupid girl? Put interresting things like paris in jail sniffing cocaine or lindsay throuing a molotov cocktail to the white house or britnispirs farting in your president face, thats mor interesting stupid burrito eaters! America sucks!

That is one fucked up looking, caucasian-esque Ethiopian.

She looks like a velociraptor in that first pic. And her attempt at being self-deprecating might work if she wasn't actually a shallow anorexic retard. Sarcasm really should be reserved for people who understand it.

holy shit, damn you typekey! Misspelled my own fucking name. I am worthless, I blame Nicole Richie's sternum.

She has no idea what memorial day is for?! That is pathetic and she should be shot. Make her serve in a war

Holy shit...she got fat!

What's going on in between her boobs...I don't know how she can look in the mirror and honestly think that she looks good...she looks like more like a chihuahua than a person...bet daddy is real proud he adopted her now...

#6 ... When you dont have boobs its kinda pointless to wear a bra.

gee that dress would actually look nice on someone with quite a less prominant sternum and boobs that weren't so sad and droopy. haha and how dumb does mischa barton sound? she always did seem like a cocky bitch.

Ooh a scale. Hope they hand out cocaine at the door, too.

Who could possibly be proud of not knowing what Memorial Day really is?

Bush provides tax breaks to the richest so they can mock those who have served in war.

Truly shameful and unpatriotic.

"... pants ripped open at the seems..."

Hmmm. Didn't Ms. Richie famously pen a semi-autobiographical novel recently? I'll bet the editor had a royal field day.

Must've been a scarf and barf party! woof woof woof woof, wretch!

@ #7, yeah, Kate Moss is such a good example.

Is it a "thing" for Americans to walk through nasty parking lots barefoot? Then put their shoes on to go inside their house? What's up with that? Why do Americans wear their shoes inside, eh? EH?

God shes disgusting. Her cunt probably smells like a dead jellyfish.

She's obviously joking. You guys are morons.

#21 you assume I am British? You think the British are the only Amerihaters in the world? lol, see how fucking stupid you are? Yes, I am mocking you. Idiot.

The only people in the world who don't hate Americans are Americans. The funniest thing is is that Americans just keep killing each other. More guns in the 'land of the free'. More guns to kill each other. It is working out perfectly.

Wow she looks so emaciated it's not even skinny anymore, she looks like one of those teenagers from the impoverished Sudan, except thinner!!!!!!

She should have added that
"you must be skeletal, yet have spongy areas of weird fat here and there. That would describe Misha and Nicole perfectly.

Is that for real? Really? Even the last part? Because I was really expecting a little note from Superfish saying, "I made up that last part". But no? Christalmighty, that's not even funny!

Needless to say, girl has the grammar skills of my 18 month old nephew.

#3: when you're starved, naturally or not, you often develop hernias or other stomach distortions. That's why a lot of pictures of children in third-world countries have enormous bellies. When it happens to extreme anorexics, they don't realize the problem and just starve themselves more.

Topic: of all the holidays to turn into a meaningless celebration of sex and drugs. That's more disgusting than she is.

Fuckers - we're all really sorry mommy didn't love you enough but don't come around here looking for attention. That's clearly all you're pining for. Now if you're such the non-American you think you are can I ask you to please cut my lawn & clean my house? For free? Thanks.

Damn, look at that fat stomach! Girl needs to do on a diet, fast.

Ok, this is sort of directed at "Fuckers", but also any other Amerihaters. If America sucks so bad, then why does every other nation want to come here and demand our rights without becoming a citizen (Mexico)! Move in then change the way the country is run. Focus on your own fucking country!

Ok I know that had nothing to do with Nicole Richie, but who really cares about her anyway.

#21 get a grip. For one thing, don't even get me started on what a waste of taxpayers money and a false sense of security "gun control" is, and for another thing just stop typing anything. Thanks.

Please, someone, explain to me why any guy would want to be with a pile of bones like her. In what universe is that considered attrative? Ugh.

no clue what memorial day means. i never post on these things, but i had to here. this girl should be shot. i know its asking alot for a twat like this to have a clue about the world, but thats a slap in the face to the people that died, so she'd have the right to be this worthless waste of space. I hope she DOESN'T get help. i hope she wastes away and soon. she's not funny, she's just an ignorant cow. yup, nicole you're fat, keep fasting, maybe you'll be dead by the 4th of july.

Goddamn! Why would anybody fuck her when there are perfectly good corpses available at the local morgue?

Badoom-CHA!

No, seriously, folks. Nicole Richie is so fucking skinny, she looks like she's about to fold in on herself and create a singularity that could swallow Planet Earth.

Brrrrrap-pap-pap-pap-POW!

Thank you, I'll be here as long as this disgusting cunt continues to draw breath. Or, at least, until somebody force-feeds her 50 Firehouse meatball subs and brings her weight up to -7.

Ba-ding! Ba-dong! BA-WHUMP!

Yeah, nice invite. She'll probably be sending them from jail (saw something about it at perez and voterazzi: http://voterazzi.com/Scandalous/Nicole_Richie_-_Another_Celeb_Going_to_Jail/)

#36 - Pile of bones WITH a beer gut, don't forget. Just like Paris. Fucking skin and bones with a giant saggy alcohol paunch.

@25, Heh, yet here you are obsessing at a mostly American celeb site.
At least Americans bathe and have good oral hygiene. Now off to the dentist for you, young man.

Ciao.

My friends and I were all about the parties when I was younger, but they very rarely resulted in injury to myself, others, or personal property. And I knew what Memorial Day was for. These girls make me sick.

Wow is she fugly. Doing her would be like doing a pile of bones, but with less lubrication.

Come on, let's be fair, Nicole really had become fat before all this wasting started...

Oh and not to be all celeb-defender or anything here, but the email is obviously tounge in cheek you homos. Lame, yeah. A tasteless mockery of everyone who had their heads blown off for america's "freedom" whatever that is, (what exactly is America "free" from that the rest of the world's developed nations aren't? I never got that) yeah. But a joke nonetheless.

although i wouldn't be suprised if she didn't know what memorial day is all about, but i doubt this is real.

#7, you are wrong. most americans honor our lost heros & definitely don't share in her mentality or come even close. so you should probably just fuck off right...about...now!

Nicole was hot once, believe it or not.

Serious now, my left boob weighs more than her! *shudders* What's with the missing shoes, ewwwwww.

#7 - Wait, do you actually believe that every single person in a country with approximately 300 million people has the mentality of Nicole Ritchie and the rest of these "famous people"? And that all Americans want less restrictive gun laws and are pro-war? Get real. I bet you have pro-American neighbors, so wake up and face reality - people NEVER agree on everything. But if you want to go on hating for the sake of being a rambling imbecile, go right ahead.

That's not a beer gut. When a person is malnourished, the body begins to break down muscle and other lean body mass. And in late protein deficiency, the body is unable to regulate fluids properly, which leads to the accumulation of excess fluids in the abdomen. This is not a beer gut. It is a serious medical condition.

That isn't fat you see on her, its her internal organs. Her body is feeding on whatever muscle is left on her body, because there is no fat left. Which means she is probably already having heart problems.
Nothing funny here, just saying....

shez still starvin
eat, bitch , eat...

Nicole after the party...

Nicole has starved herself to the point where she is losing brain power.... I think she needs our pitty and help....a can of Ensure and bottle of tequila will do fine....

I think anyone who'de listen to weight advice from this shriveled walking mummy is sick. She looks like the starving children from Ethiopia who also get this condition where theirs stomachs bloat up. It's really sad in their case and just sick in hers.

That is the ugliest zombie I've ever seen.

New boobs on my blog!

Nicole can do whatever she wants with her body. It's obviously not a waste of talent or intelligence. My only problem is the constant attention she is given by the media. Pictures of her nasty ass are plastered all over the internet and supermarket tabloids. Just let her waste away quietly in obscurity so she can't influence a younger generation.

PS. America... FUCK YEAH!

Take the Nicole Richie quiz at AFJ.

Skinny Bitch!!!!!!!!!

Who's Masha? It seems like they misspelt Mischa....

this seems made up to me, but regardless of whether or not its true I think its pretty funny. And she's spot on about people not knowing what Memorial Day means and just liking to drink beer at BBQ's.

send her bony, spoiled, little ass over to iraq for a year or two. then maybe she'll learn what it means.

Nicole is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says 'one at a time please.'

Nicole is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Nicole is so fat, I had to take a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Skinny Bitch Hat Trick!!

"send her bony, spoiled, little ass over to iraq for a year or two. then maybe she'll learn what it means to destroy a country and kill tens of thousands of its innocent civilians for absolutely no reason."

fixed.

its obviously a complete joke and if people cant figure that out thats sad that they have no sense of humor. its a known fact people party on memorial day and 4th of july and cinco de mayo. get over it. its life and grow a sense of humor. i have a brother fighting over there and yes we bbq'd as well and got drunk! and im sure if he was here he'd do the same.

If I looked like Nicole, I'd want to drink heavily, too. Yikes. Who goes out looking like that? I've been sick for days and looked better than that. She scary. She looks like the bride of Gollum.

As for the e-mail being "tongue in cheek": I don't think so. I don't think she or probably any of her skank-ass friends are capable of it. They're just fucking clueless. The "no girls over 100 pounds" bit was kinda funny, the rest was just stupid. It's too bad they didn't all OD. Why do drugs always seem to kill off halfway talented people but never the worthless assholes (with ANS being the notable recent exception)? Jimi Hendrix and River Phoenix are dead, but Nicole Richie still walks the earth? That ain't right.

Holy shit. That's scary.

She should have ended it with some really cool rhymes from her dad like this masterpiece:

Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling

The room is hot and that's good
Some of my friends came by from the neighborhood
The people startin' a climb the walls
Ooh it looks like everybody is having a ball

I haven't seen any Harri Krishnas since the '70s. They used to have free food feasts to attract new members. I guess they don't do that anymore.

I found some exclusive footage when her dad showed up at this really cool party.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XxshEdcfAM

Crap she is sooooo disgusting. Can you imagine having sex with that thing? It would hurt like hell if u could summon the courage to get that close to her.

She's gonna need to get her hip bones screwed to her pelvis soon I swear, what a dumbass

Our brave young lads have died and are dieing so that this bitch and others can be so arogant !

This bitch was fuckable when she had some weight on her,like she'd really grind it to ya, I swear I wouldnt fuck her now, no way, NO!

yo 'fuckers'!
dont compare ALL americans to low lives like the celebrities on here, they dont represent us, we didnt choose them to be in the spot light, they are just fun to make fun of now.

#22
i have never known any American to walk across a gross dirty parking lot barefooted, only in their front yard to get the freakin paper or something. also i think you're thinking of TELEVISION is when they wear shoes in the house, my goodness are you that dumb to believe everything you see on tv??
like i told fuckers, dont compare all amercians to hoe bag skank whores like these sluts on this site

#57
that made me wanna sing "team america fuck yeah! come to save, the mother fuckin day yeah!"

It is only a matter of time before she is rushed to the hospital. Nobody can abuse her body like that and not have it catch up with her.

Hey "Fuckers"

You stupid Dumbass. You fucking wish you lived in America. Hello we are the fucking super power. We control so much shit in the world. If you don't like it you better leanr right quick because your lame ass country is never gonna have as much power as ours. Oh and no I don't know where your from because if its not America then I know your government blows and your just an unlucky sack oh trash.

Sorry I don't mean to be messed up to people who aren't from America, but don't insult us when your country wishes they were more like America.

I love living here. Why the hell would I wanna live somewhere where I can't get employed. Or where 40% to 50% of my earnings go to wellfare so poor people can get healthcare and food stamps.

One thing I can't stand about America though, is that disgusting illegals aren't immediatly shipped out once found. You need to apply for citizenship you dirty lazy fucks! Sorry you have to wait a few months to do it legally, get over it. Oh and if you really wanna live in a place like America you should probably get an education and over throw your shit government and make one more like ours.

A big LOL @ team america defender, #76, I've lived in the U.S. for years and half my damn family is American. Get a sense of humour. If you bothered reading beyond that you would have seen I was actually sticking up for America you fuckin douche. And now back to the wall.

"It is only a matter of time before she is rushed to the hospital. Nobody can abuse her body like that and not have it catch up with her."

hold on - was that about Nicole, Britney, or Lindsay? Maybe Paris? Kate Moss? Anna Nicole Smith? oops...

#77 while I do agree with you on a lot of points, this statement is the reason why so many people laugh at the US:

"You fucking wish you lived in America. Hello we are the fucking super power. We control so much shit in the world."

Ya know what on second thought, its cool.

When people laugh at us it just makes them look pathetic.

People think that when they insult America that it makes them look, *gasp* so edgy. So inteligent. Oh and above all sooooo Funny.

Oh, oh is he making a joke about the americans and their ways? hahaha wow he's got it all together doesn't he. He's so clever.

People its Old okay. Your wrong, besides for rising gad prices we are doing great.

Oh and a swear if The democrats pull those boys out of war before more progress is made then they might as well have let the other ones die in vain because all the progress made so far will be absolutely jack.

This is exactly what got us into the current completely fucked up unfixable mess: when Monkeyboy (GWB) tries to solve a problem, he always says "Hello we are the fucking super power". Including that fuckin "Hello" part. I fuckin hate that.

#80
i must actually say i agree with you on that comment, that is exactly what i was going to say (btw what do you mean a false sense of security "gun control" is?)

how were you sticking up for America? and if you were, then ignore what i said, mybad. but first i want to know how. im not somebody who would say "you wish you were american!" or "all other countries suck and we rock!" hell no, but i only commenting on the fact that not all americans are stupid like these celebs

#81"Oh and a swear if The democrats pull those boys out of war before more progress is made then they might as well have let the other ones die in vain because all the progress made so far will be absolutely jack."

woo!!

ps. what the hell is going on with nicoles chest?!?!

haha- politics are funny.

Looks by these pictures we're discovered big foot. rawr! Funny, I would've expected a large fuzzy thing not this skinny orange one.

#84

I'm sorry but does "woo!!" mean your agreeing or not?

Holy crap, there's no way I could have gotten into that party!!!
What the hell is wrong with me that I don't look like THAT!!!!!

Bleh... just another loser American in the cultureless land of Walmarts and Fast Food.

I think most of us realize that invite was meant to be tongue in cheek. But it was pathetic, not funny at all, and in fact sounded like it was written by a twelve year old inviting people to her slumber party. Who thinks she's awful cute. And can't spell.

34
Foreigners go to your country cause your government is so busy trying to destroy middle east that he can't do his job and he let come all those illegal immigrants. Its so easy to go in US. Even terrorists can.

First off it is taking all my stength not to cut my eyes out... God she is disgusting...

THIS is enough to make me lose all faith in the future... "Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!
"

Really? I gues elite Hollywood skank shores don't get much in the ways of education any more....

Did I mention I hope this whore is a passenger in the car with Lohan?

Shanipie
Whats the matter with you? Why do you want so much power? I don't understand this american thing about power. You have your land. Why do you always want to steal other's? Give the world a fucking break and stay in your dump. That is what every other country does.

And I don't think it is really a good thing for america that laughing at you make us look cool. Am I wrong when i say that this make you the actual loser? Every body hates you. Deal with it.

Why is she barefooot?

#92 Wasn't it the spanish who first came here to america to take land. then the british came and took it from the spanish, so therefore, aren't we all foreigners who steal land?

CAN"T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!?!

P.S. the rest of the world is just jealous that, regardless of the mistakes the government makes, this is STILL the best country to be a CITIZEN of!

#83. There is no obvious magical solution to gun crimes. But I fully believe that more and more gun control laws don't do a damn thing but waste taxpayer's time and money, and give society a false sense of security. Reason being: Only law abiding citizens actually register their guns and follow these laws. Making it harder to obtain guns sounds like a good idea in theory, but it doesn't work either. Of course I support background checks and waiting periods, but I don't believe making it harder for people to legally obtain firearms solves anything - in fact it drives criminals to simply obtain them illegaly which is much easier. What we need is more education. I grew up around guns my entire life, as many people I know have, (we're from the outdoorsy great white north) and have never seen or had one accident, or knew of anybody who committed a gun crime, killed anyone, or got killed by anyone with a gun. You can demand more gun control, sure, but I don't believe it does a damn thing except make law abiding citizens fill out a bunch of paperwork.

Haha mia

you poor little peasant. we don't want your countries retard. We're trying to save you from yourselves. Looks like whatever country you come from has shitty schools.

Yeah, yeah thats exactly what other countries do, keep to themselves...you dipshit. Read a fucking Newspaper.

oh and with that why dont you get off this American based website too.

Americans are so backwards. You can't hope to comprehend the beauty of incest like me, my little sister, and my people. Americans make love barefoot. What a bunch of freaks. I stole dirty underwear from an American once and it didn't smell nearly as good as the ones looted locally. I laugh at all Americans for thinking that their perfect teeth and reputable universities make them better than my land where we have nothing like that. But, we do have Internet access and we shall come on here to lash out at you with our angst and inferiority complexes.

Post 97 is a troll. Wow, I feel so special to have my own little pet following me around, grunting obscenities along the way.

Though I enjoy poking fun at different cultures, including my own, I'm not anti- anything. Except maybe fast food.

86 yes, doesnt mean i agree with the war, but now would not be a good time to pull out

95 good, i was making sure i didnt misread you but i completely freakin agree, you sound like my dad! i grew up around guns as well and everything you just said is everything i say about guns! criminals are not going to abide by the 'no guns' law, so what will law abiding citizens tdo to protect themselves against the criminals?

Shanipie
Save us from ourselves? Where did you get that? I live in canada, and there is no way we need america to ''save us''. And I don't think that Britain, or France, or Belgium, or Japan, Or Switzerland, or Austria, or Norway, Or Sueden, Or Finland, Or Germany, or Mongolia, Or New-Zeland, Or Australia, or Turkey, or Italia, or Greece, or Spain, or Portugal, or Russia, or Ukraine, or Estonia, Or Lettonia, Or Lithuania, or Czeck republic, Or slovaquia, or Armenia, or Mexico, or Brasil, or Netherlands, or Denmark, or Poland, or any other civilized country need you. You only go in poor countries to abuse them and exploite there natural ressources. Even Iraqis would rather be governed be a zombie Saddam than live in this chaotic shit you created. You've been brainwashed. Poor you. I supposed it is some drug they add in your daily McFatDinner. 301,789,000 meal served every day!

shanipie,
You must be the stupidest person I've ever seen on this site. Your brainless braggadoccio makes me ashamed to belong to the same country as you. You obviously have never seen anything of the world. Learn a foreign language, and travel. Quit masturbating furiously, and get out of that little shack in Alabama into the big wide world.

" 19. Posted by fergernauster on May 30, 2007 10:31 AM

"... pants ripped open at the seems..."

Hmmm. Didn't Ms. Richie famously pen a semi-autobiographical novel recently? I'll bet the editor had a royal field day."

dude, celebrities hire people to write that stuff for them. she didn't write a word of 'her' book - i doubt she even read all of it.

100: "I supposed it is some drug they add in your daily McFatDinner. 301,789,000 meal served every day!"

LOL! Wonderful!

i still don't understand the need for bashing on every american every time a new article is posted. what the hell does nicole ritchie's shitty invite to her memorial day party have to do with all americans being barefooted spoiled rotten power hungry losers? way to lump everyone in our country into one group. so let's see here... all german's must be nazi's. all pollacks must be stupid. all dutchies must be cheap. all frenchie's must be spineless and rude. all scots are drunks. etc etc. typically, you'll find several fine examples in each country that seem to prove these stereotypes to be true, but it's literally impossible for every single person ine ach country to be exactly the same. please, don't look at paris hilton, nicole ritchie, lindsay lohan and britney spears as a true representation of what americans are like. they make us americans just as sick as everyone else.

Wow Mia congratulations, you own a map. Good for you.

Thanks for showing me how clever you are in true Canadian fashion. Daily Mcfatdinner...haha *wipes a tear from eye*

Is that all you could come up with? Okay well ya know what why don't we see what happens to those countries without our economic support. We could make everything we need right here...so why don't we just stop all trade or imports with them, see how long it takes them to collapes. Not that we don't need them to make the economy work, but we'd be way better off than them. Oh and thats why whenever they start having real trouble we come in and help them out. Yeah its cuz they don't need us at all.

BTW It is obvious capitalism is the only way to go. Iraq needed to change one way or another. They couldn't do it themselves, they we have to clean up their shit situation. Now if only we could get them to stop being fucking muslims they'd be made.

Yeah I said it, they're religion is shit. its violent and pointless.

Oh and how much do you weigh? Cuz of course they don't have fattening food in Canada at all. Your probably some ugly little chubby girl with no friends. Chances are you've cried yourself to sleep in a big Mac Wrapper more times than I've even eaten at one of thsoe places.

Shuper shexy.

ok, nicole's obviously a vapid retard, but the scale comment was a joke, people. not a tasteful or clever one, but a joke nonetheless.

i highly doubt misha is under 100. she's tall

imran karim

Yes every country steal from each other. But it was in the fucking 16th and 17th centuries. The rest of the world has evolved since then.

When uncivilized countries invade others, you call them barbarians. But when YOU invade others, you call yourself democraty champions.
You are the most insane totalitarism cause even the population agree with is tyrannic leader. You government censure your medias. You tell us to read books and newspapers. I tell you to read non-american books or newspapers. You'll find that in the rest of the world there is a totally different reality. Nobody is jalous of you anymore. You use that everytime someone is bashing on US cause it makes you less sad to believe it.

But I don't expect you to understand my opinion. What can I ask to somebody who believed that God created us with dust.

U.S. is on par with every other developed country in the world, with it's pros and cons just like every other developed country in the world.

The only difference is, they're force fed the "America is the greatest nation on Earth" mentality since birth. And that "freedom" nonsense. I would like to know what the hell they are so "free" from that the rest of the world's developed nations aren't. They can't even legally drink a beer until four years into their adulthood or apply for a job without having their privacy violated with drug testing. It blew my mind that prospective employers can actually make you take a drug test.

I am not bashing Americans or thinking we are any better than them. I enojyed the years I lived in the U.S., it was a great experience and I'd like to go back, and I'm fucking married to an American. I'm not bashing Americans. I'm bashing the way they're treated by their own government.

And because they've established themselves as a powerful military force, it's a catch-22.
If they go in to restore order in a wartorn country, they're being the fucking world police and everyone screams at them to fuck off and stay out of other country's business.
But if they mind their own business, everyone screams at them to DO something and use their power and influence to help countries in need and stop being so selfish.

Post 98 is a troll. I know this because I am Károly Iváncsics and my extra chromosome gives me special powers.

I know a crack-whore when I see one and that's a nasty one.

104
You are probably one of the most intelligent american on this site. Cause your compatriote Shanipie is a real pain in the ass for your own dignity. She actualy believe that capitalism is the only ''way to go''. She also believe that you are the only one to trade and import product. I have little news for you my dear Shitnipie, China is a bigger trader than you are and they are cheaper. And you are not the only one to import. You actually believe that among the hundreds of countries on this planet, YOU are the only one who can make a difference? Your God! You are not a country, you are the son of God himself!

mia, not every american is claiming that the whole world is jealous of us. and not all of us here are christians either. or religious in any way, for that matter. so please, stop grouping all of us in with the people that insist on making a bad name for the rest of us americans. i don't give a shit where anyone is from because i don't personally believe that your birthplace dictates who you are as a person or what your values or beliefs are. i'm a proud american, but i'm not proud of my fellow americans that think it's wise to spout off about how america is the best country in the world and we're better than everyone else and everyone's just jealous, blah blah blah. i'm not jumping on that bandwagon. and you shouldn't jump on the anti-america bandwagon either, because you don't live here, you don't have a clue what it's really like here, so you have no basis for your comments. if i had any idea where you were from (you may have mentioned it, but i didn't read every comment), i wouldn't be laying stereotypes on you, so have some respect and do the same for everyone else.

She's so tiny, her head looks to big for her body =( Gain some weight Richie I love you

mia, my bad, i posted that last comment before i read your response to my own previous comment! apaprently i was wrong in thinking you assumed we all think like shaniepie.

Exactly, mia.
Nobody is jealous of the United States; the most foolish of Americans think the rest of the world is trying to become a United States citizen because the USA is like the Elysian Fields, where everything is available and perfect. Well, no country is perfect, but America seems distinctly to be eating itself, to be rotting from within, purely because it has "so much shit", like shanipie so eloquently stated in one of her posts.

I've seen undead in World of Warcraft that looked more doable than that mindless she-beast.

Oh yeah China, yeah everything going great over there. great example.

What kinda fucking party was this again? Come as your favorite Holocaust character???

116-117

I think that we can agree on this: Its easy to judge somebody. Stereotypes are a pain in the ass. But people who fit in those stereotypes (like shitnipie) always seems to speak for their compatriots. So, I agree, lots of american are great. But you should be the first to tell this little shitnipie bitch to shut the fuck up cause she makes you look bad.

119
I didn't say everythings going great over there.
I just said they were a big trader.

105 you make me ashamed that i agreed with you earlier on one thing....

114 couldnt have agreed more with you and everything you've said (nothing towards you mia, i'm just talking about the actual statement)

123
I'm not upset! I agree with 114 too! like I said on 121.

whoa so many numbers flying about!

I'm not really from America. I was created in a communist lab by the chance mating of a fertile baboon with Dustin Diamond. All your bases are belong to us.

Shitnipie
Yes I'm a little chubby, but in the right place! Unlike Nicole Ritchie. Fat anorexic.

shanipie's been pretty quiet...either she's given up on making us look bad or shes writing a long ass message....

121 -- point taken. i really don't appreciate the image of americans that shaniepie is projecting on everyone here. i am going to assume she was simply misdirected by anger once she read the insults directed at america and its citizens. that still does not excuse the fact that she hurled insults right back at everyone.

shanie, if you don't appreciate people insulting our country, don't sink to their level and insult them back, especially by insinuating that we are god's gift to the world; that only fuels their speculation that america is full of losers.

126
Hahahahaha
I bet even communist labs are ashamed of you...

111, troll again, might I say, basszon meg egy vagon majom, büdös ragyás ribanc?

Thanks.

wtf, is that invitation for real?!

damn leave to swim
for 2 hourz and
U f'erz R outta
control.....

I can solve all of
your problemz,,,vote
for a girl democrat,
next time around,all
thiz zhit will go
A = W = A = Y.....
FOR===EV====ERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY, oh why, do people continue to pay attention to this non-talented, drugged out piece of trash? She is completely disgusting, both inside and out. Doesn't do a thing, lives off of Lionel Richie's name, and yet you see her name in the news every day. She's not even a "celebrity", just an anorexic, spoiled gutterslut. I can do without the stories about her, and I can REALLY do without the pictures. She's sickening to look at. Whatever happened to that "team of doctors" she was supposedly "working" with? Hell, she doesn't need a doctor to tell her to put down the coke and meth straw and pick up a fucking burger. She is a pathetic person.

her eyes really do look fucked up,
someone needs to stop her,
she's gonna drop dead like those
6 models did last year.

#65 - Oh! You want to turn her into an Islamic suicide bomber? Because what you described is what they do.

Damn - I just yawned while scanning all of the political crap being spewed back & forth. Can we just drop it & get back to the issue at hand? And that is whether Nicole's anorexic chest looks worse than Paula Abdul's?

@mia-
please go read a history book. or the newspaper. what do you think france has been doing in Africa for the past hundred years? trying to 'help' africans, or exploiting their natural resources and cheap labor? neocolonialism isn't an American invention--sure, we invaded Iraq for no reason, but the rest of the western world is just as guilty as we are--perhaps even more so--did you know that French military troops trained the Interahamwe in Rwanda just months before the 1994 genocide? I hate to pick on France, but it's just so damn easy.
And yes, we all fucking know you're Canadian, but don't try and defend the rest of the industrialized world and blame America for the world's problems without knowing the fucking facts.

She's beautiful

@ CHA

we didn't invade iraq for no reason. they violated 19 UN resolutions and the UN wouldn't do anything about it.

you people are sad...

you accept
your govts propaganda
and think you are the "best"

but actually...
you just are the rapists of the world
and yet you think you are entitled

thats how the slave traders thought

most "decent" people
are ashamed of that behaviour

but we imagine the kkk is still proud of it

=======

and on topic...

nicole... please eat

Mia, as an American I agree with almost everything that you have said. Of course, I have a fondness for Canadians (even when I don't know their nationality), so that doesn't really count. IMO, I think that a good majority of the world looks at us as we do our own beloved celebrities. With fascination and disgust. Yes, we have more disposable income than most of the world (Not ALL of the world. Switzerland and another country or two have us beat) but instead of acting dignified with our income we behave as a nation like our celebrities. "BUT WAIT!" You say, "I don't act like that!" Well, neither do I. I am a mother, a wife, a student, and an employee. I have no time nor desire for shennanigans. But I don't make the news. Cameras aren't in my home filming me as I do my homework or pay my bills. They cameras want Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, etc. Who can blame them? I wouldn't watch a show based on me! Foreigners see celebutrash on TV and fat, white, middle-aged tourists tearing through their country expecting to be waited on like they were on their last visit to Disney Land and they have NOTHING else to compare us to. They spout that our country is filled with nothing but Wal-Mart and McDonald's. Instead of becoming angry, educate them.... Tell them your favorite place to shop. As for me and mine, we don't like Wal-Mart or McDonald's. The rub is that in our town those are the only places open 24 hours a day besides drug stores. I've been known to go grocery shopping at 3 AM at Wal-Mart to avoid other customers. I've been known to (rarely) go through the drive-thru at McDonald's but my husband makes me drop him off at home first b/c he detests McDonald's so much he refuses to go near it. We have culture here. It's just NEW. We are a young country. How can we compete with Europe? And Mia, what culture does Canada have that the States are lacking?

yeee!!! go shanipie!!!
#100 -- i'm estonian and don't appreciate you being our spokeperson. not at all impressed with your gibberish.

most of these comments are embarrassing and should be deleted...

maybe she can donate all the money she obviously doesn't spend on food to an aid organisation. and create the nicole richie foundation for starving children. oh, the irony!

she looks awful.

p.s - shanipie = lame bitch

That picture reminds me that I need to return Schindler's List to the video store.

ewew ew.
look at her!!
so gross,so boney.
ew shes turning old

...And to think Steven Spielberg said he wouldn't make a sequel to E.T.

Excellent casting call!
Movie magic yet once again.

Hmmn, gotta love that sunken chest. There's pirates lair in there.

Sexy.

wow

whats sad is she really thinks she looks good. she looks soo bad.

An e-mailed party invite from Nicole Richie has engendered a multi-national debate on America's role as a superpower??

Nichole, there are alot of hookers in Canada and most of them are my friends. We have no morals in this country, so its ok. We used to party with this guy, but we found out that he was killing all the hookers in our country and feeding their bodies to his pigs, so now we just call up the devil and he intertains us, because after all, Canada is the true "Great Satan", not America.

#151

AMEN!

How disgustingly fat has she gotten!

@151

This has been happening a lot lately. Fucking retards.

I really hope that this is a joke. As an American citizen, I am APPALLED that she would even joke about not knowing what
the meaning of Memorial day is.

I'm under 100lb, but I'm not as ugly as her. In fact, I'm not ugly! I just have dark circles under my eyes. :P
What is wrong with this skeleton? She said she was fighting the weight. Doesn't she want healthy people at her party just because she isn't?

There should be a similar scale at all parties...or just a sign that says 'no fat chicks'

America has a horrible school system.
I've lived abroad, and while attending schools overseas, I felt like I was actually learning something, and the teachers were more focused on each individual. If somebody started falling behind, steps were made immediately to correct the situation. When I would come back to the US for a year or two, I felt lost in a sea of ignorance. Teachers didn't seem to care and my grades would drop. I wish we could do something about it because its pretty sad what we are doing to our children.

Anorexia. Odd thing.

A life-threatening condition in which the sufferer has a distorted body image.

We see someone too skinny. She sees only the sagging skin of her stomach.

...and yet she chooses clothes which accentuate what almost all right-thinking people consider a distastefully thin body. One could question the intentions.

A quick hunt through google/images will show how very beautiful she once was. For example:
http://dirtydalerz.com/subpages/richie/nr9.jpg

This new login system is bullshit. I wish people would stop stealing my fucking name what the hell?!

p.s. I'm scared of what this new election will bring. But no matter how shitty the demos make it over here, I think I'd still be better off than somewhere else.

BTW whoever is talkin trash about me, I really couldn't care less.

#161 is afraid of what a new
election will bring from the
democratz,,,that's fuckin funny,
bitch....

U should be afraid of what the last
election didn't bring, peace, cheap
gaz prices, the list goes on and on,
AZZZZHHOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm shocked! Doesn't Nicole know that Tsubi Jeans changed their name to Ksubi? What an idiot!

CHA
WTF?
Do you think I don't know about colonialism? As you know, I'm A FUCKING FRENCH CANADIAN so I fucking know a lot about french colonies...

All i'm saying is that i'm tired of this fucking shitnipie mentality that ''US will save the world with their super powers!'' I'm sick of SOME fucking american (like George W) who haven't evolved and still think that wars a usefull. We are no more in the fucking 16th centuries. Leave others country the fuck alone and try to improve your own fucked up society.

141
whats your problem? I've never said we have more culture than you??
And american aren't better than anyone with stereotypes.
Go to the post on celine dion and read all those mean comments about french canadians. And thats the only fucking public french canadian we have. American have hundreds of fucked up celebrities. And we ear about them every day. So whats your point? American don't want to look like their celebrities? You don't want the rest of the world to laugh at you? Well, maybe YOU should stop laugh at the rest of the world. YOU should stop thinking that the rest of the world needs you to survive. YOU should respect foreigners. Stop laughing at their lack of english grammar. YOU should stop perpetrating stereotypes like ''french stinks, all muslims are terrorists, french canadian are stupid, British women are ugly, etc'' and maybe the rest of the world will stop seeing you like fucking bigmac eaters.
I have nothing against you. You seem like a smart woman. I'm glad that you have nothing in common with nicole ritchie. But I have nothing in comment with celine dion. My teeth are not green, they are fucking white, i'm not fat, my boobs are fucking D, my eyes are green, i have the lips on angelina jolie, i'm 25 and i've finish university in fucking french litterature. I play piano, saxophone, harpsichord and clarinette, i don't believe in god, I love futurama and star trek, I watch fucking american movies in english cause i like it, I use fucking Gentoo linux on my computer, and i have an IQ of 127. So, give fucking french canadian a break. Some of us are smart and interesting. Celine Dion is just our Paris Hilton.

First to everyone carelessly throwing stereotypes around about Americans in general - bashing America makes you just as much a biggot as you seem to think we are.

Ignorance is ignorance no matter where you are and there are nice people and there are assholes in every country.

...165....

Its not that americans think that Canadians are stupid or ugly or whatever you seem to think - its just boring as a country to us which has nothing to do with you personally. Yes, I have been to Canada many times and I wouldn't say it was even comparable in things to do - however I did feel safer for some seemingly subconcious reason since I've never been personally unsafe here in America.

I mean if Celine Dion is about as trashy and wild as you get then you really need to reconsider the levels of possible excitement in Canada.

Holy SHIT Mia ...are you fucking serious?

Tell me your not that nieve? War isn't useful? OMG.

ya know what sweetheart, your a damn child. And I never said we had super powers, I said we are THE superpower, big difference, seeing as how one is totally true, and one belongs in movies and comic books.

I've decided your way to immature to even argue with...war isn't useful...you fucking treehugger. I feel ad for whoever has to deal with your dumbass on a day to day basis.

shitnipie reminds me of that one really embarrassing family member that we all have...you know who i'm talking about.
the one who you don't want to go out in public with because you're scared of what bizarre/moronic outburts or actions will occur...and while they're busy being the embarrassments that they are, you turn to the strangers giving you dirty or uncomfortable looks to apologize for their behavior, and maybe to show that it's not ALL of us that are like that...it's just that fat, drunk idiot uncle Bob. just try to ignore him and maybe he'll go away.

i hate uncle bob.
i also wish some of my fellow American citizens would learn how to keep their mouths shut or at least think before they speak, and act.

anywhooooooooo....

LESS POLITICS, MORE CELEB BASHING!

little richie has a sweet FUPA.
keep on starvin yourself, bitch.

btw miss sexy canadian Mia, stop bragging and show us a picture. I wanna see your "sexy angelina lips" Or r u one of those people who has a bunch of sexy features when looked at separatly and when you out them together they look like a butta face mess?

I know Titsonsnack posted this a while ago...but obviously your not an employer. OF COURSE you need to test someone for drugs before you hire them. Would you really want someone working for you who does drugs? You can't trust or rely on them. I've never met a person I could count on who did drugs. Thats not how you run a place of work...

I know she doesn't actually DO much, but doesn't the Simple Life pay enough for a pair of shoes? I don't think I've ever seen her wearing them.

168
Amen baby!

169
I'll proove to you with a picture that my lips are great the day that you'll proove to all of us with a picture that you have a brain.

166
Of course my country is boring to you. It is not filled with hookers and rednecks. And we aren't all allowed to possess a gun. A bet the only place you have gone was like Toronto were bars close a 11h pm! Came here in Quebec city and Montreal. You'll see that its great. Stop thinking that canada is boring just because were not that excited to suicide ourselves in iraq.

166
For your safe/unsafe subconscious dilemma, just stop watching Micheal Moores movies...

wow....im #174....is anyone gonna read my comment?

"Oh and a swear if The democrats pull those boys out of war before more progress is made then they might as well have let the other ones die in vain because all the progress made so far will be absolutely jack."

So...they should let more soldiers die in vain, so that the previous ones won't have died in vain?

Hello?

And to all the America-haters, and the America-hater-haters: you are equally ugly. Xenophobia looks just as bad coming from a Canadian, or a German, or a Mexican, or an American, as it does from Herr Bush himself. You misrepresent your own country, no matter what it is, when you dog on another. Fix your own problems first. And that goes for the administration of my own country too.

And yes, I've been outside America, to some cool places. There were stupid douchebags, and there were great people, in all countries I visited. Kisses!

"but actually...
you just are the rapists of the world
and yet you think you are entitled"

Wow...I raped somebody? When was that?

You sound just like Bush, talking about Iraquis, just a little more emo...way to go, you really proved your superiority there.

"Do you think I don't know about colonialism? As you know, I'm A FUCKING FRENCH CANADIAN so I fucking know a lot about french colonies..."

Yeah, your country fucked up too. So did ours. How about working WITH Americans who feel the same way you do, and not just lashing out in screeching hatred?

If you have in fact learned from your country's history, you can see plainly that prejudice doesn't work. Show us you know that, already.

And to sheepie, or whatever your name is:

You are the worst kind of American. People who believe what you believe took a prosperous, happy country, relatively respected in the world, and ran it into the fucking ground. Thanks for that. Good thing it will be over in a couple of years. Perhaps we'll finally have some real leadership, and folks like you will return to the dank hole you crawled out of in 2000.

Cheers!

#169
"Would you really want someone working for you who does drugs? You can't trust or rely on them. I've never met a person I could count on who did drugs."

No wonder Dumbya is taking us to the fucking shithouse. Fucking alcoholic cokehead! Did someone test him before inauguration? Oh wait, maybe the tests results were computed by Diebold machines in Florida.

i think she'll die if i'll punch her on the chest

Omg some of y'all are like so mean and retarded.. like seriously... why is someone's else's life SO important to y'all?

Nicole, you look like shit.
Go eat something. Seriously.

wow, i so want to look like that.

#178- you sound like an uneducated retard. and you're on this site too, so you care just as much as everyone else.

#33

Mexico is every other nation? Wow. I'm really glad that Mexico has taken over the world. Now we can all become racists and work on that whole "us versus them" mentality in preperation for WWIII, yes?

Happy Belated Memorial Day!

What a poor, poor excuse for a human being.

Nasty

Nasty

wow. learn to speak properly.
"Y'ALL"
is not a fucking word.
what a stupid hick

I still love Nicole, whatever she is going through is a leson in her life.

Some of you should re-read what you have written here, as that may be your life lesson.

Live and let live.

my god.

all you americans care about are stuff like how much nicole weights, what's the next thing what lindsay is going to sniff or how's paris going to "survive" through her jailtime in prison...
you idiots care about material things, or things that doesn't matter at all. 90% of you people have no idea what happens outside america. and most of you doesn't even care.

AMERICA IS NOT THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH overweighted dumbasses. You guys think you are, but the only thing you do to this planet is pollution... and don't forget the disgrace and destruction (for example iraq/oil/war/guns...) if I were one of you, I would probably shoot my brains out, only because of being an american.

you guys haven't changed at all. you probably would bomb iraq for the sake of oil the same way you bommed hiroshima for no reason 50 years ago.

so please, for the sake of us all who doesn't live in the us, keep selling guns and shooting each other 'till you're all dead and finally our planet's inhabitants IQ rises a bit.

ps (and finally the real americans can get their land back, you fucking retarded scrubs)

yes, that's what everyone else thinks of you.
you're just the scum of the earth.

(...apart from the 10% of americans who MAY have brains)

end of story.

ah, that felt so good.

EUROPEAN, I agree 100% to you!

wow, laughed out loud #9