May 4 2007Natalie Portman wears loose dresses

She's still a good looking lady!

Nice garbage sack....

"And I have no idea how her breasts are staying in there"

Simple, young human males don't have breasts.

Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!
Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy!
Hefty!
Wimpy!

Bjork was wearing a better dress at this function.....ouch!

ho-hum, another 12yo boy wearing a potato sack. c'mon fish give us the scoop on paris hilton's court deciscion... is she really going to do 45 days in the county pen?

because this crap you've been posting is funny, and by funny, i mean not funny at all.

That's almost worth looking at... except it's not.

oh and now that i've mentioned "12 yo boys", wally, you can commence trolling me now. it's your cue, don't disappoint me now.

Well, she looks purty. Bitch even looks cute in a trash bag.

I think she's wearing a Bladder Buddy:

http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/03/american_inventor_live_blog_fu.html

Who is this infamous "wally" that I hear so much about?

Absolutely flawless.

Her face is really pretty. And she is smart. Her movies are great. But what is wrong with her body? Why is there bones where it should be curves and why is there muscles where it should be breasts?
And why, oh why is there a 12 years old boy where it should be a 25 years old woman?

Is she supposed to be the modern version of the Statue of Liberty?

So many question. Natalie makes us think.

The Superfish has no idea how her breast are staying in there??? What breast? Her belly button sticks out more than her breasts. I think the superfish has been sniffing some glue or something.

Oh yeah, nice trash bag. Is that the new line from Hefty?

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

The woman is perfect

Look at her in The professional (leon) in 1994 and tell me which difference you see. Probably the makeup.

She's loverly. Big boobs are gross anyway ... right? Hello?

There is a huuuge difference between big boobs and NO boobs. Perhaps just having boobs would be better than this...

I'd rip it off...probably not pretend to sneeze, instead just walk up to her, say "LOOK!" and when she turns her head just grab it, yank it, snap a polaroid and run like hell.

Big boobs could be gross. On boys.

what is it with these trash bags lately? who finds them attractive? and you are all right (#18, 16, 13, 3)--her breasts aren't falling out of the trash bag because theyre the size of mosquito bites and don't 'fall' anywhere.

but natalie--i think you're a fabulous actress. despite the trash bag.

@20 I agree. They don't have to be Pam Anderson size but something a little bigger than a 12 year old boy has would be nice. I am sure she can afford to buy a pair.

@19 NO!!!

#23 i thought they weren't falling out because the bag was just so durable and strong. my mistake

Poor Natalie. Some chicas aren't as blessed in the boobie area. Not me, though, I'm blessed. Not too blessed, mind you. True dat.

Holy fuck I had a good chuckle at #6! :D

I was kidding #24. Although, there may be some truth to my statement.

That's one ugly trash bag, and it looks like she went light on the make-up. She looks pretty plain. Although I guess there are few people who can pull off the "derelicte" look.

Anyway, I'm sick of Natalie Portman and her huge mouth.

well, boobs or no boobs, we still can tell if she's a girl. I'm still questioning Paris and Mary-Kate's actual species.

#26, i second that. LOL

Her eyebrows are a little wacky, eh?

Maybe she could just grow some boobs. Eating is a good way. She would grow an ass at the same time...

@23, her merits as an actress are beyond reproach (except for that star wars tragedy, boy do you suck Lucas).

All that aside, she had the Lolita thing going on in The Professional, but now, it's as if she stalled somewhere in her physical development. Maybe she should get some D-cups in there. Yeah, every thing's better with giant cartoon tits.

@28 - Yes they can be to big. But that does not happen to often. Does you myspace page show how blessed you are?

#25 yeah, sure, you'd be right if that was a high-quality Hefty, with it's shiny exterior and increased static cling for..you know...superior 'containing' of trash...or something...but she's clearly wearing a generic trash bag. CVS brand, maybe.

13, if you're going to rant like that, at least make it readable & use proper english. thanks!

#31 a LITTLE wacky? she looks confused

It's hard to find decent fitting dresses when you're short. At least she got the proportion right, even if one wants to quibble about the fabric. Usually she wears too-long things made for glamazons, which ends up looking like the dress is eating her alive.

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Sorry, i'm not an english speaker and i'm not bilingual.

@34 Not so much. My has-been probably wouldn't approve. Maybe I'll put some up *just* for you.

#35 dude, plastic wrap could hold those things in place. yea, ur right. she's flat

3 minutes and I'm done for the weekend. Wee-woo!

If I were her, I would totally pluck those scraggly eyebrow hairs on the inner side of her brows. Did that sentence make sense?

Typekey sucks ass

Plastic wrap Superfish? i was thinking more like i dunno...a candy wrapper.

There's been alot of bag-wearing come to think of it. those things are fucked! what happened to plain spaghetti straps and REGULAR heels? can we PLEASE throw the bags in the trash?

#43 um...i'll get back to you on that...but why not just shave them off and buy her new ones?

Its the fucking 80s fashion comeback.

holy shit, i'm seriously masturbating with one hand as i'm typing this with the other one.

She should shave them off. Then they will regrow stronger and her eyebrows will look like porcupines. Porcupines are cute...

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Then your real name must be danielle, and your a girl. Cause this woman is a man.

I don't know who this Greek boy is.Is he going to carry the olympic flame?

Don't care what anyone says... I'd tap that...

Lowlands, you poor, deprived immigrant. Watch the movie "Closer" and you will see that Natalie is totally hot. She is so hot that now she can never be un-hot. After "Closer", she could dress like Britney and still be hot. Welcome to America.

Bland! Asparagus has more charisma.

That and she looks like a boy.

'nuff said.

I have the perfect line for this sitch, but this is a family post.

No, it isn't...

Is she kosher?

Here are some pics of Natalie Portman topless. Happy Weekend.

http://www.myxxxcelebs.com/gals/tgp/0307/0323natalieport/cs/index.html

@56...saw the page, no denying she's a ...handsome woman, but don't plan on any titty fucking unless you bring your own pair of tits. There's none there!!

Man some of you fucktards are, well....fucktards. Natalie Portman is so smoking hot, you would be LUCKY to get some ass like that. Instead, you trash her because all you can get is fat old bitches (like your wives).

She's totally fucking hot, period. And actually has some class and decency about her unlike most of the hollywood hoes her age.

Where exactly are the pictures of her looking "lovely as hell?"

yeah.... i'm drunk right now and she still doesn't look so good....

Hate this bitch.
Her acting sucks and the only thing she would be good in is Celebrity Death: The Reality Show...!!! weeee.

I love her just as much as the next person-- but uh, she's a little disappointing in this picture. And these are pictures from an event where she would expect to dress up for.

she has class, but boy oh boy she's got some ugly toes.

That cliche saying....A beautifull girl would look good in a potato sack is not so clishe in this case. She is not physically superior and cannot pull off that dress. She does however have a beautifull face but that is where it stops.

i cant believe no one mentioned teh BAND AIDS!!!!
theyre obviously to cover up some hideous bruise or black and blue mark caused by some overly enthusiastic sex

isnt that the same Hefty trash bag kelly clarkson was wearing?

Stunning face.

I DONT like her ears.

Nice to see DrPlowShit Missing in Action===you r now considered to be a"Faluloope"......figure that out dickbrain!!!!

Coincidence?

http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=19551&storeId=12556&categoryId=74925&parent_category_rn=74921&productId=345467&langId=-1

in picture 5 her mouth is closed but in the screen it's opened? D:

50: Why, 'cause she doesn't have gigantic, flopping circus tits that are going to be hanging around her knees by the time she's 35 and because they're so displaced you can totally just make out her pectoral muscles through the disgusting, stretched skin?

Damn it, now I'm masturbating again.

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Natalie Portman in a trash bag is to Nicole Kidman in an oversized, red bow-tie ~AS~ Britney's same pair of cowboy boots is to Lindsay's blotchy self-tanner.

Now you try! :P'''

With you on that one Snarkington.

She reminds me of Brad Pitt, a beautiful empty container into which producers and directors pour a facsimile personality. Without it, they just seem wooden and dead. Mia is right on this one. There's just something about her that isn't like a woman. Despite her beauty, there's just no sex appeal here. Though she'd make a great trophy.

When is she going to enter puberty? Shagging Nat would be like making it with a starving Ethiopian, only without all of the AIDS involved.
Stick it in slowly & hear the pelvis crack.

Maybe a contest is in order - whose got the smaller titties, Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley?

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Natalie has done amazingly well for such a boyish female. Her many moles protrude more than her bustline.

omg her toes! wtfff

i like her anyway!!!!!! she the best actor!!!!!
You guys saw her hip hop song on SNL!!!!
she's great.

I jacked off to her in the professional & continue to jack off to her. I'd like to sniff & lick her butthole, I'd like to do her 24/7