May 10 2007Melanie Griffith looks like hell

i wonder if Don Johnson still wants that.

JFC

That can not be her

More like Andy Griffith.

Hey Schack how are you doing?

That's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad!
Poor thing! I know there's not use in saying this but you all should be nice, these pictures say a billion words themselves. The meaner you are the sadder your lives will be!

Try and jerk me around Grandma.

I can't believe I'm about to write this, but I don't have the heart to trash her. It's like pushing Grandma down a flight of stairs. Sure it starts out funny as hell, but when Grandma doesn't say "I've fallen and I can't get up," the guilt sets in.

ummmmmmmm
someone jumped the shark.

i'm not bad. and you?

I am doing good. I have seen you around much

Imagine what that pink taco looks like in between those saggy folds of pasty beef jerky.

Oh yeah, pure sex.

i can't believe she's 49

are you stalking me again, jim?

i always picture you wearing hawiian shirts, Barbado. do you? are you?

So who wants to tap that!!! Victory? Who is the one that likes drinking douche water? Would you drink hers?

Good God thats more 69 than 49, I know 49's that look half as old as she looks.
A life of sunworship and smoking and whatever other abuses certainly has not served her, ugly leather bag.

No Schack, I gave that up a long time ago

um, 16. that kind of GWS. you know?

What the hell happened to her ?

well, you just said that you HAVE seen me around a lot lately. i can't see how that would be the case, unless you're stalking me.

Well I meant to say I have not seen you around here much

and why are you advertising the time until you'll finally get laid (∞) right next to your name?

@12 - that taco ain't pink anymore. It's more like brownish-grey.
And I hear that she smells like piss.

nice try, schack, but that's some awkward wording right there. clearly not MY handiwork.

Son of a fuck, what the fuck happened to her? Now that is one lady, I can honestly say I won't do.

OMG...She ridden hard and put away wet....YUCK!
**Need more surgery***

You so funny!!! I bet I get it more than you do. When was the last time you got any?

Yikes. It looks like her asshole migrated to her kneecap. She could take a shit just by genuflecting into the toilet.

that wasn't me, jim. and for the record, it was at about 5 AM this morning (central time). i can still smell the sperm.

She´s getting old, it´s not like we´re never gonna...

She´s STILL married to Antonio Banderas so she´s got my respect! Let her be.

The face looks horrible and is a great advertisement for staying out of the sun that's for sure. But the knee??? I don't believe that's hers.

The face, yeah so what, she's old, boo hoo. I'd have to see more pics to believe that knee is hers *cough*.

Here's a full shot. That knee cannot just be from aging. It looks like pit bull mauled her.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=453826&in_page_id=1773

|I always KNEW Antonio was a vampire... this proves he's been sucking her blood. She's age-ing while he stays relatively young..

At least we can rent 'Something Wild' and see her breasts when they still looked human.

isn't she married to antonio banderas??? seriously? you should all really be pitying him, not her.

Thus proving that Antonio Banderass is either...
A) gay and not hitting that at all... WOOG!
B) straight and not hitting that all... WOOG WOOG!

It is bad enought the woman has no talent whatsoever. Now she starts falling apart like a Ford Festiva 27 miles past the 10,000 mile warranty.

Time for Antonio to trade up and come out da closet...

Oh and look. That IS her knee actually.

http://perezhilton.com/topics/melanie_griffith/an_open_letter_from_melanie_griffith_20070510.php

Jesus Frickin Christ! Are you sure that's not a special effect from the latest Wes Craven movie?

Smoking like a chimney does wonderful things for the skin doesn't it....

She has already ahd a facelift too... Looking good Mel? When the cryptkeeper retires, you are a shoe in...

ABLTC? wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Anyone else getting the "real Age" test to the right of that picture on the top... Oh, the irony.....

@37...a Ford Festiva reference! you sir, are awesome.

I never got the whole 80's infatuation with this broad, her acting is shit. However, Something Wild was really good, she looked hot.

ABLTC for sure... He wanted to reprise the Tan-Too-Much Hamilton version of Zorro but they made him do the original... And if he dod not LTC I bet marriage to that beast would undo the sexuality of any man...

Schack, banging the paperboy again? You dirty dog! Why do you think he has smelly semen? I read something once about foods maybe changing the taste of semen, but I don't know about the smell.

i think antonio bandaras is stealing her youth so he may stay young forever. she'll be a pile of dust by next week

Praise from Caesar, Barbado...

Something Wild was enjoyable because she was throwing down the tits and Daniels was pretty funny... Now Body Double... There is a movie for you. Some dude who looks like Bill Mar but isn't and Mels tits in every seen... True 80's semi-porn fluff...

Wow, that is really scary. Reminds me of my grandma when she would suddenly appear by my bed at night and how the moonlight would glint off of her vitiligo spots. On the plus side, she was warm, mostly. Down side can proabably be described by my therapist. Hypnotherapy is going well.

She's aged horribly under the weight of carrying his terrible secret: while on the set of Interview With the Vampire, he was the "bukkake boy" for Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Christian Slater.

Parents, here is the perfect way to keep your kids from sunbathing, smoking, and doing drugs-just show them these pictures.

Me, I'm gonna go smoke a joint in hope of killing off the brain cells that the memory of these pictures are stored in.

34. thanks for that link.

No wonder she looks like that. She's got a cigarette problem.

YUCK.

jim, just admit it.

there is no way that is her

Must.......buy........sunscreen.

#12 - Mel G is gonna find you and stick a pencil thru your heart.

Have a steak ready. For the barbie.

I think Antononio Banderas has some kind of magic dick. Because god knows I've seen her do all kinds of magic tricks with her appearance over the years (I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures at least as frightening as this a few times, a few years apart each time), and since I find it hard to believe she would go out in public looking as broke down as she does here if the magic was of her own doing, I'm going to make a leap of faith and say it's got to be Antonio Banderas's dick. It could be his hands or something, but I think it's grosser to imagine her having to rub his dick all over her to make herself look young and beautiful again.

You can thank me for that visual once you've washed the vomit from your mouth.

Cool I go to lunch and my troll comes out. What would you like me to admit Schack? And for the record, it was 7:00 AM PDT

#49...
EWWWW!

But interestingly enough...
OHHHH!

run Antonio!

(man, what a bitch I am)

which one is your troll, #45?

and you went to lunch at 11:30 AM?

?

I can believe that's her. She was already looking old when she was still young. The deck was always stacked against her - pale skin, heavy smoker, alcohol and drugs, 3 kids, 3 divorces, chronic pain from a car accident, doesn't work out, sun exposure, stork legs of an apple-shaped woman. Without constant botox and skin tightening or removal, this is what you get. On the plus side, I bet there will be an attempt to launch a new "Golden Girls" TV show at some point, and she'd probably land a role because she'd save them a bundle in makeup costs.

I just remembered I need to buy crepe paper.

Tara Reid, circa 2009.

When she's naked she probably looks like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. I hope Antonio isn't unlucky enough to be her Smithers. Although, Smithers is in the closet & looking at Melanie in person is surely enough to turn any straight man into a fudge packer

Antonio is barely 5'9" tall, so despite his OK face, he's no prize. Being short is worse than being fat or ugly. At least fat ugly people have diet and surgery to fall back on.

"god hates short people"

Schack How did you know it was #45? Yes I go to lunch at 11:00. I get to work at 7:00.

Mrs T. How is it going?

yeah and as this site attests, diet and surgery work out really well in the long run...

there were no spelling or grammatical errors.

If Antonio Banderas were a freakish dwarf with the face of Antonio Banderas he'd still be doing her a favor.

Nah, God doesn't hate short PEOPLE.. He hates short MEN. That's why he gives most of them small weinies too.

Short women can be cute or dainty. Except the fat ugly ones. =0

I know this because I talk to God, or The Voices, or whoever that is buzzing in my ears, all the time. *buzzing*

i assumed it was #45 because his/her tone was different from yours. You're usually either matter-of-fact or you're lude and belligerent. This kind of lightly guileful comment clearly didn't come from you.

Or maybe because it was pompous and arrogant

Third straight day featuring a pic in which a celebrity looked dead. Jesus. Antonio Bandaras must wear a chastity belt around that thing.

Holly, I think you're mixing things up at little bit. The short guys lack confidence. The white guys have small weinies.

When I hear Antonio's voice now, all I can picture in my mind is the pantless cat on Shrek sitting on Donkey's back whilst licking his own balls.

HEY - not all white guys have small wennies!! Asian guys have small wennies

What the FUCK!!!!!!!

Hey, isn't she on some sitcom on the WB now? Or whatever channel the WB used to be? With that nerdy guy from Perfect Strangers (that show from the 80's with Bronson Pinchot as "Balki")? I though she was lookng decent on there. Unless I'm wrong and I'm thinking of a different actress...

So, wait, does everybody have a troll now? Jimbo, Schack, pOnk, Wedge1? How do I know who's who?
OMG, my feet fell asleep and now they are numb and tingling. And Mojo (my parrot) is eating my skirt.

Do you think Antonio Banderas stays up at night masturbating to his sex scene with Salma Hayek from Desperado ? Or at least watching it over and over crying.

Schack, what does JFC and GWS mean?

Now all I can hear is "whilst"...promise me you shan't titter about me whilst I nip out for a fag?

I have to get back to the British Museum. My they have an interesting exhibit this year!

She HAS had tons of surgery, and this is the results. Once you get major face lifts, skin lifts, lipo etc... you have to KEEP getting surgery because it totally fucks up your skin.

Poor thing, she wanted to look 30 when she was 35 and now she ends up looking 75 when she's only 49.

FRIST - I know who my troll is. My troll is usually pretty nice. Can I come over and eat your skirt?

@78 Jimbo - I was JUST about to say that! Based on my limited past pre-marriage market research, Asian dudes are hung like light switches. (FYI, my white husband has a great schvonschtucker!)

lol 82 I've been admired for my big titterings. ;)

Who would have thought that being married to Antonio Banderas would be that hard on the knees?? Lucky girl!!

I'm sorry. My mother is 53 and looks 20 years younger than this leathery bag! And my mom spent her share of time in the sun in the 70's when baby oil was what you put on your skin, and there was no such thing as SPF!

She would be a very credible spokeswoman for personal lubricants.

I want to support organic products but the chicken legs always seem so scrawny.

whenever any of the regs say something absurdly rude or sick (typically out of character), i just assume it's a troll. There are probably other trolls besides Wally, but he's the most famous one. And if i'm wrong in that assumption, no harm done.

Jumping fuck that is one ugly bitch. And I don't mean ugly in a "no thanks, I don't want to go to lunch with you" sort of way, I mean ugly in a "Jesus Christ, here she comes, get your kids off the fucking street" sort of way.

I wouldn't fuck her with Wally's dick.

PS - Back out of jail bitches. AFJ ITMH

In the old days, the regs were the ones you could count on to say absurdly rude or sick things. That's why we used to come here every day.

...speaking of wally aka trollmaster.

As if on cue...

Wow, I know she has had some radical plastic surgery but I didn't even know it was an option to replace limbs with elephant trunks! Botox I've heard of, gastric bypasses and collagen injections - sure! It doesn't seem very practical to me to replace your legs with wrinkly elephant appendages in the name of beauty, but who am I to judge? I guess anything is possible in Hollywood baby! If she replaces her arms with ducks wings though, I'll say she's gone too far.

jrz, i don't remember people talking about drinking somebody's douche water, or wanting to give somebody a chillidog. maybe i've just gotten sensitive in my old age.

Eww! That's all I can say.

p0nkmeister/jrz it is truly me.

if you have my old hotmail addy send me a note.

AFJ

P0nk, where ya been?

Holly - Thanks for sticking up for me. Try being a white guy in Asia trying to find a condom! Those fuckers are small and hurt!!

Well, you have to remember, Antonio did play the Vampire Armand, so perhaps it was his perfect role.

@31 no one is trashing her cos she looks so damn bad at 49 for 65+ she'd look OK but at 49, with access to all the treatements and stuff and she looks this bad? Imagine how shit she'd look if she never had a face lift - she could have played a 5000 year old corpse in that case.

Hmmmm....now I'm craving chilidogs and Chinese food. I don't know why...must be subliminal.

Hey Jimbo, who were you doing at 7:00AM???!!??

apache, just here.
and i sent an email to afj's hotmail account. we'll see if he responds.

I should have my new site up in a few weeks. I have an archive from 2006, but I don't have anything from the Xanga days, they didn't have a way to export data.

I got shut down fast, and lost pretty much everything.

FRIST - At home. I got to work late today

I cannot believe I once wanted to fuck that.

#106 - are you going to let Wally hang out at your new site? He's harmless. Ok, mostly harmless (revised edition). He didn't do most of the stuff he's been blamed for. You know that, right?

Anonymous, can't speak for Ferret, but I would like to know how you KNOW he's been wrongly accused.

Poor Antonio!
That guy was getting the pussy of his dreams for years, then he marries this disaster. He probably cries himself to sleep every night

who the fuck is Melanie Griffith???

She's not even 50 yet! Good lord, Ellen Barkin is 53 and she hooked up with George Clooney recently, Joan Allen is over 50 and still hot. Sigourny Weaver is like 58 and looks like she could play Melanie's daughter

sweet mother of devil ... ouch

I'd hit it... if I wasn't alive and had a strange craving for brains.

Wow. That's not right. She used to be hot not that long ago, right? Poor Antonio :(

Hey rose baby. :)

Anon - the past is in the past. I honestly couldn't tell you what Gumboot did or didn't do so many months ago.

Well, MILFie, let's just say I might have first-hand knowledge. But then again maybe not - I seem to have a deep-seated identity conflict. Possibly with a dissociative component. Jrz, little help?

Is anon Ninja?

I look like that. It sucks.

This is the first time I've posted on this thread. The above comments aren't me, pOnk and Ferret.

if that is ferret. who the fuck knows anymore.

Well, folks, now we know why Antonio Banderas spends so much time away in Spain...I would venture that a smelly, dumpy, Spanish olive picker with hairy armpits and legs would be more pleasurable than this Hollywood skank...I heard that Mel had her snatch "tuned up" at a plastic surgeon to make it tighter - a wise move, there has been some pretty heavy traffic in and out of there I have heard...

i'm not so sure that's ferret, JRZ. I should be able to find out very soon.

I don't think it is, pOnk......I don't believe it.

118--I think the industry term is for your condition is "Just Plain Old Fashioned Fucking Nuts"

Talking about a imploded blonde bombshell...

I don't know. On the prior thread (the bikini girl with the ridiculous fake tits), 88 people posted comments without spotting the picture where it looks like she took a shit in the water. Until AFJ at #89. That's almost as good as a fingerprint match.

talk about fingerprint match. now THERE is some confirmation.

JRZ - e-mail me at my old address.

I have no freaking fucking idea who YOU are, Wedge1....

Hell no! I don't even remember it anyway....so much for ghetto bravado.

#131 - you know me. wedge1 = wedgeone. I modified my name in an unsuccessful attempt to shake a severely retarded but persistent troller.

yeah, but i have no idea who you are. you could just be another changeling of wally's.

My sister in law just turned 52, showing her this picture will make her feel so much better about herself.
I mean damn, this doesn't even seem possible, even with the whoring, drinking, drugging, sunworshipping and chainsmoking. I think the pact she made with Satan has expired. She is now a souless leather bag.

ok, i'm out of here for the day. anybody that knows me, knows how to get a hold of me.

by catching you by your tail!

JRZ - P0nk has it. I'll send you back a picture I made for you back in January.

If it is the real AFJ- what did you lick off my nipples when I recruited people for your site?? hahaha- think.

Hi p0nk- mwah, mwah and mwaahhhhhh!

Girls this can happen to you when you don't use skinlotion on regular base and didn't send me a check frequently.

Melanie Griffith was mauled by a lion in 1977 and needed plastic surgery to fix her.

That's true by the way.

Anyone could have swiped that box of Jrzfruits, dude. all you gotta do is just right click on a picture and save it. Duh. That doesn't mean nuthin.

PB - oh jeez... That is a tough one. I am tempted to say chocolate syrup, but it has been such a long time. Or honey...mmmmmm, honey is totally-fucking-tasty on the boobies!

nice try. we know you kidnapped the real Ferret months ago and have him locked in your cellar, Wally......feeding him all kinds of nasty shit. Like.....Pork & Beans.

see---Baby--it ain't ferret.
LIAR!

NOPE it was blueberry jam...

JRZ - you're killing me! I have all the pieces and parts I used to put that JRZfruits box together, but that probably doesn't matter.

I guess it's possible that you don't remember it as clearly as I do. It's not like I won a lot of awards at your site...

#150 Oooop trolled already. *sigh* so stupid. I actually really don't care if your Ferret or not. If you are, I hope you are well and happy.

She's got her knees like that from giving Antonio too many BJs as he is standing and she kneeling! :O

PB, take it as a sign of love :)

Think of all the endless lonely time I've spent here, pining away, hoping against hope that you'd reappear someday.

Ya ever notice how an old dog's balls kinda hang real low? I'm somehow reminded of that looking at these pictures.

AFJ - email me por favor....

What kind of private are you BTW? What kind of private am I?

I just missed my old pals and wanted to see how everyone was... and to be a trollop of course.

Anywho, I'll have the new site up soon.

If any of you talk to Z please have her e-mail me. I have Tranny's address but not hers.

Ninja - hit me up, I don't have it anymore.

The mystery thickens like day old cum on my tits......

Christ, it's like walking through a house of mirrors... what's real and what's illusion? Eh.

LadyJane, how's the boob tanning coming along?

Imagine what her cunt looks like eh?

I fired up the old blog for now (even though Blogspot sucks ass.)

http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/

LMAO...
What a crock of shit you are pulling Wally...
AFJ you are not...

Lindsey Lohan ca. 2017

Well, fairly good, Apache, but my nosy neighbor is around "mowing" the lawn. And my tits have been known to make men spontaneously combust, so, you know, I do what I can....

Right, Wally doesn't have the skills to hack my old Blogs. (Unless Brian bought my old PC at a swapmeet?)

Well, how can we believe you Ferret? You went MIA, didn't respond to anyone's emails, plus Wally fucked with everyone and is the master troller.

Email ANYONE who you say you know then we can talk. Until then you are persona no grata... I rid myself of the fake Ferret... (tears sleeve)...

I am out for the weekend... AFJ you are not... He would have emailed. Fellow Fishers, do not be fooled...

LJ et al - Don't feed the animals..

I'm out.

My hotmail was dormant too long, so they wiped my e-mails out. Only addresses I have are p0nk and Tranny from when Tranny was in AZ.

Yea... riiiiiiight. AFJ? Ok, here's one: What did I say that made you comment this is why I can always date your sister? Also, which of our good friends spends way to much time on fayobserver.com? Good luck with those Wally. If it's you, AFJ, email me the secret handshake instructions, and answer this math question for me: |-7|. I knew a Ferret once, cool motherfucker and funny as all shit, then he up and bounced. We've moved on, and Wally is just fucking dying to know where. If you are Ferret, you would have emailed Italia or Z long ago. Fucker.

Actually since Wally used to sweat everyone so fucking much, and harass the ladies with naked flicks of his p2, he'll know how to answer. In short blow me.

Oh yeah, Melanie Griffith is starting to look like a fucking sharpee...

Dear Sunscreen,

Sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen. Sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen, sunscreen sunscreen!
Sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen.

Sincerely,
Sunscreen

Good to see everyone hasn't changed much.

A far as the questions go - who the hell knows. After moderating countless 1000+ comment posts I read/said so much shit that it would be impossible to bounce you back a specific factoid.

Regardless, I am back and look forward to tearing it up again.

"ferret"

You had Xanga premium...and xanga premium has a way to back up the site. and if it's really you, you would have.

"Zanna" - can you describe to you the last photo you sent me? I doubt you can.

You have my e-mail, hit me up and I wil give you a full description of the photo, and of our last conversation.

I missed this!!!

You're on motherfucker.

KNOCK KNOCK LINDS..... This is your future if you keep up with the SUN, DRUGS, BOOZE, & SMOKING !!!

Z - I am seriously tingling all over my body. I thought you were gone forever.

AFJ

I feel like a voyeur, watching two people who hate but lust after each other try to work shit out.

Interesting.

Oh, look, a birdie.

Hey you people getting drunk on Ferret juice. This is the first time I have ever logged on to the Fish as Walrus Gumboot. It's probably going to be the last.
I am just here to say that The Angry Ferret Jones is back. Click my name for the link.

I just lost my appetite. YUCK!!!

Right... So AFJ.. You do not remember what kind of private you were? Please... Utterly fucking useless ruse Wally... Go eat a pound of shit....

Dude, wtf are you talking about?

I say fuck a Walrus. BGK, seriously, if it's you, welcome back. Hope all is well. I always thought you were a funny motherfucker. If not, then just give up Walrus boy. After your stellar performance on yeeeeah and how you got chased off there, permanantly, I'm amazed you haven't offed yourself. I mean for real this time. I do appreciate you showing up every once in a while so I have someone to say fuck you to. Thanks for that. Fuck you Wally.

#12
Why be cruel Barbado? Mine doesn't look that much better than hers. And I know you would love mine!

Thx PuertoRico.

Rich - props on the BGK, at least I know you're not trollish.

OMG= no one lookz more like the cript keeper than her...I would kill myself if ever I looked that bad...how does her husband stay with her..all those std'z just mixed together and I don't know what>>>>

I can't even imagine being her...

That girl is worked

GACK! I think that Puss-In-Boots has been using poor Melanie as a scratching post and litter box! Sorry if that was said...too many comments to read, and THESE pics demanded an instant comment!

It seems like it is really you Ferret.. hello baby! Glad you are up and around!

xoxo

that's disgusting, 200 pounds of shit in a 600 pound bag. could be a used vietnamese frenchie for all I know. not enough drugs or hard liquor in the world to make anyone wanna hit it.

-Sigh-

Wanting to look young will always make you older. Look at all these people have plastic faces and bodies. They look much older than they should. Those who don't do anything always look their age or younger.

Go figure.

okay...1. i dont think the sun has anything do with it..obviously weve all seen peole who are sunworshippers/smokers, who dont look like this.

2. no one should "feel sorry for" antonio banderas...IF he's in fact unhappy in his marriage, then he shouldnt have gotten married.....when u marry someone, it should only be because you are happy to be with that person under any circumstances...anyone who has expectations in a marriage is a fool.

so we shouldnt feel sorry for him..hmm

3. celebrities are usually idiots, and so are most of you.

49, my ass. That broad is at least 60.

Thanks.

Holy fuck. Mash potatoes galore.

My mother smokes 3+ packs a day, doesn't do the daily skin care stuff, will sit out in the sun for a few hours w/out protection, doesn't live very healthy (not drugs or drinking...but she'd rather eat cookies than carrots) and is 59 years old and doesn't look NEARLY as haggardly.

Either the pics are very touched, or she's got to be on crack or something.

honey,,,I feel for your husband...

EXAMINE: the middle part of her
knee, it lookz like a penis side=wayz, gross..

Once when I was a kid, I found a leg washed up on the beach that had been floating out in the sea under the hot sun for about 5 weeks. It looked much better than this. Her vagina must look like a fossilized Clam.

Hey Pretty, missed u baby.

BGK, I'm having an issue with a client PC and I'm hoping you can help. Where do I find a client's Temp Internet Folders in Vista? I think UAP may be masking it.

By the way, Melanie Griffith's pussy lips must hang down like a basset hound's ears.

PBPBPB

Rich - I have been running RC1 on my second laptop at work, and have decided that Vista is very much like a stripper - great to look at, but nothing you would want to take home.

Three of our major in-house apps don't run on it due to issues with ODBC links and security. So until we can retool them, it is staying in test mode (although my copy of RC1 expires soon.)

Let me ask our test guys if they know.

Rich - maybe try disabing UAC for the Admin account.

Check this out: http://vistaforums.com/Forum/Topic7074-12-1.aspx

(Sorry to make Melanie Griffith's saggy clit a tech support site)

Rich - great description of I.E. Folder Layers in Vista:

http://www.purgeie.com/indexdat.htm

It's not tech support, it's identity vetting. Rich is with Homeland Security (xanga division). He wants to see if they can turn the flashlights off and go back to the main power grid.

Thanks AFJ. I have mine turned off but I need to be able to navigate withoutdoing so, as SMS and our GPs will pretty much reactivate it through AD and our vPro chipset HPs.

@211 - You're funny, in an "Oh shit! That dude just got shot in the nuts!" kinda way.

Nobody asked you, Mike.

Amputate NOW!

#213 - that tone reminds me, gotta find time to get my mom a gift for Sunday.

Rich - keep recycling those winners!

dont know if I am repeating whats already been said, but people go on about sun exposure and "Get some plastic surgery now!" where in fact that is the problem, she has had far too much of it. She has pumped her body with sillicone and botox regularly for many many years and her body is giving up..so guys and girls,,,let this be a lesson, leave your bodies as god intended or you will get a face and body like this...ouch

OK boys and girls, this is your skin on sun, just say no.

Commish!!! How are you baby?

Apparently those Arbonne baby supplies are totally the bomb-diggity. My sis is hooked.

@216 - I can recycle my own shit if I like, loser come lately. I never fucking liked walruses... not in the zoo, not on TV, and not here.

I'm glad a misdirected box came in handy. Too bad boxes from mexican drug cartels never make it to my office.

Yeah, FedMex always seems to make their deliveries right on time.

We have a catch and release program in my state.

We catch the mexicans, we release their cargo. It's all about commerce, baby.

I've got Mexicans by the truck-load. They are mostly cargo free though.

I wish a truckload with lawnmowers and weedeaters would break down in front of my ponderosa.

TSFSRT

Do you still talk to Stallion?

I think he was deported after the last big INS sweep.

Don't they call it ICE now? They took all my fucking Guats. Thanks for the help earlier, BGK. I'll get back to you and let you know if it worked.

Re: Melanie

HOLY FREAKING GOD.

HAHAHA! Everyone, I just noticed that the pin cushion we've been talking about is her arm...am I right? And why did I look again? I think that it's a train wreck sorta thing...

In Phx they are called "La Migra." Rich - maybe you know what that means?

Goddamnit, that is one Skeletor-lookin' bitch. She's like a car wreck, I shouldn't keep looking, but I can't help myself.

WHO FUCKS THIS CHICK?

It's like Skeletor and an Oompa-Loompa went to Cabo for a weekend and forgot to use a rubber.

omfg, gross.

wrinkley..ew.

i don't ever wanna be old.

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Don't sweat it 234, most people don't look that wrinkly until they reach their 90's.

That doesn't look like an old lady knee to me -- at least, not JUST an old lady knee.

I'e seen old lady knees, and they don't hae that strange pucker in the middle. Looks like someone had some plastic surgery that hasn't aged well.

yerdumb, and we've seen people who ARE sunworshippers/smokers/druggies who DO look like this. For one, Shitney. For another, Blohan. What do all these have in common? Drugs, booze, cigs and lots of baking.

Yeah, there are a few genetically lucky people who manage to not look like decrepit aged wrecks if they smoke and tan all their lives. But they're just the exception that proves the rule.

Re: Antonio, I think he's quite happy. He wouldn't be happy if he were faithful, though.

Uh yeah welcome to the Real world Neo,Its called "Aging" Happens to All of us. even you.

That first comment was sooooooooooo funny

god..i almost puked

What a nasty piece of work you are!!! I suppose you are perfect.

49 is not exactly ancient and you DO NOT have to look LIKE THAT at her age, believe me!!!

i cannot understand how her and sharon stone have aged so terribly. they were both NATURALLY gorgeous in the 80's and some of the 90's and then BOOM!!! overnight they both just became crypt keepers. i mean they look like walking death. why? i didn't know smoking or sunbathing did THAT much harm. i understand women in like croatia/bosnia or third world countries look older than their ages because of how hard they grew up with famine, no homes, disease....but sharon and melanie had good upbringings and they look like they've been through WWIII. it's hard to make sense of even if they've been with lots of men, smoke, and drink. that's still no excuse. anyone agree?

Maybe underneath she misses don johnson too much and time has taken its toll?