May 25 2007Lindsay Lohan working on new album

frust'

first

third!

someone is looking hot in these pics! hehe well her face looks pretty when she smiles but those legs need some maintenance lol

http://www.innerdrama.com/keelana

and her fake tan conveniently wearing off only on the knees.. hmmm

Maybe she's carrying the stripper look from her new movie a little too far. She does look hot in the stills, somehow. Somebody obviously deserves an Oscar in technical achievement!

I guess when she makes her new music video she won't have those big fake jugs to shake around to the music anymore, since she got them taken out.

I'm so tired of her ugly blotchy legs and fake tan. Gross.

Yes, Lindsay, put your hoodie on... no one will know it's you. You hate attention. Oh wait, is that your BRA?!

Nice bra, I LOVE black lingerie, it's so sexy.

Where the HELL did she get a hoodie that is longer that her outfit?

I can hear Lindsey muttering "Oh, I'll wear a Pittsburgh Steelers player's sweat shirt when I go out tonight! It'll cover my freckly ass! Plus, I'm sure the player will never miss it after he drop kicks my ass out of the back seat of his suv."

I would like to squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, right on her chest ... what? No I wouldn't. I don't like that shit. Shut up ... bossy.

@5 You have been having a grand ol time making people ill today, congrats. But seriously, I'm not clicking on any more links today.

There is another picture of her between two curtains, and it looks like she is trying to be one.

tamiki

If I see her wearing a Steelers sweatshirt I will personally kick her ass. She can't insult my team like that. Miserable skank.

"Hay Mix" of illegally downloaded songs. Nice.

She gives party girls a bad name. Besides, everybody knows her mouth is best for sucking, not singing!

Oh oh oh! I get it! This is like the time when she said she was going to work with Al Gore, you know, to help her out with the negative publicity she was getting, right? Because I really can't belive Guy Oseary would stoop so low as to work with this piece-of-shit, let alone sign her to Madonna's label.

I didn't know cocaine was a hallucinogenic...

Why would her album take 3-4 months? Assuming she's not writing any of her own music or lyrics, that basically equates to singing one line per day, if that. Must be tough.

God, someone put her back on drugs before she makes this album. Though I guess we should be happy it's not Paris.

These jokes would be funny if this was talking about her second album....but this is her third album Superfish

In fact, she DID write songs on her second album. She even directed a video that was surprisingly not terrible, I mean the idea itself was kinda weird and dumb, but she did a decent job directing it, and her little sister looked cute in it. plus child abuse is always funny in a music video

I love all these 'Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom' shots of the American Spotted Split-Tailed Skunk-Pussy in all her beastly glory, particularly when it becomes aware of the camera and bares its teeth like a cerval suprised while tearing at the carcass of quail. Or getting fucked.

And in some more pertinent news, Rosie is officially out - She requested & was granted an early exit from her contract.

HURRAH!! No more Rosie on TV! No more Rosie! Joy, rapture!!!

Her REcord Company was indicted in the Paylola Scandal that Attorney General Spitzer brought against it. Record companies were paying huge sums to DJ's to spin certain CD's and songs on the radio since more airplay results in higher chart position. Lindsay's CD was SPECIFICALLY Mentioned as one that they paid a fortune to have played. That is why it had a semi-decent Chart position but no sales to back it up. They also admitted to phone banking TRL to get her video played there. It would be stupid of them to put another CD out when the first two didn't produce any sales. Then again, it's not as if her acting career is going well so she might as well try anything she can.

I actually liked her albums. Not her singles, but I mean she can sing much better then alot of her peers (paris, brittney, the like)

Ha! Sure, Rosie request an early leave and got it - because a day earlier her assistant was caught drawing moustaches on pictures of Elisabeth Hasselbeck! Some low-level errandboy snapped it using his cellphone and posted the pictures on the internet. LMAO!

I would love to play 'Akon and the 14 year old' with her.

Nice legs.

#14- Sorry for the slur, let's place her in a, well, lets see, how does an Oakland Raiders jersey sound?!?!?!? Am I pissin' off the Bay area folks yet?

I wish her nothing but the worst. Ugliest 20 year old skin in Hollywood.

I'm thinking overdose. What do you think...within the next two years? Whatever it takes for her TO GO THE FUCK AWAY. My monitor smells like a fish wearing sweaty gym socks since she's been on the screen so many times lately.

What. Is. She. Wearing?!
Seriously it's like she grabs everything out of her closet, throws it all up in the air and whatever lands closest to her is what she puts on for the evening.

This "news" about a new Lindsay album kinda makes me wish I could skip November & December completely in hopes that I am lucky enough to miss this release.

Excuse me, but what ever happened to being classy? Especially those who OUR LITTLE GIRLS LOOK UP TO!?! Good Lord... Help us Jesus.

She's recording her "album" whilst her poor tits are wasting away from her renewed (continued?) coke habit.

And is that Jared Leto in pics 17, 18, & 19? Nahh!

I'll never understand how she topped Maxim's hot 100. But then, Maxim is the worst republican semi smut mag in the history of man.

I can't wait till this bitch hits bottom like a thousand pound bag of bricks hitting a slab of concrete. It's coming...it's comming.

Her legs are fuckin hot! I wish she would wash her face though. and in pic #14, is that a melanoma under left knee? whatev.

WoW !! She is Tri-talented. She has nice legs, can act, and sing.

Very nice! How much?

PLEASE tell me whats up with all those 5th grade bracelets. its like she puts on a new one everytime she sniffs a line. oh, awkward.

I used to like her. But that was when she was still a redhead, with a much more well-proportioned body & a much sweeter disposition...oh, wait. That was just her in Mean Girls. And before that, in The Parent Trap.

Now, it's skankho 101 every time she's spotted. Someone needs to explain to her that there's a reason it's called "UNDERwear".

She has nice legs even though her ankles look to be a different shade of white. She still has nice tits. She always wears too much make up though unless its to hide the skanker sores on her face. She probably has a real smelly cooch.

So are the golden handcuffs meant as an invitation?

Who gave this girl a record deal? Who told her she could sing? haha She's so overrated.. like Paris, and if it wasn't for her drama in her life, she'd have no attention!

keep coke=ing it up and you won't have a voice at all, you'll be the next Whitney
Houston... doesn't matter, though, U can't
sing anyway...now Whitney, what a waste of a voice....loserz///

can someone please link me to these pictures where lohan looks attractive in her new film.
and don't just link to some fucking rotten head images.

Orange face and fake spray on tan. Who let the dog out?

#5... Please tell me that's a fake movie head and not an Iraqi. After I barf I think I'll go cry in a corner. Fuck.

why the fuck did she wear her socks to the tan parlour? retard.

In pic #12 it looks like she threw down her pack of smokes to get the teener out of the black man's hand! LOL! Cokehead!

Ok Madonna- the underware thing is OVER!!!

I can't believe this idiot made number 1 in the most beautiful list. That's about as good as Ben Affleck Playing Magnum PI

"can someone please link me to these pictures where lohan looks attractive in her new film."

Well I guess if you don't want to go to #44's "the queer of all media" site (hahaha...who knows, maybe your IP# will be recorded and sent to Dick Cheney's office), there's always the official movie site for some crappy clips. The photos at this linked site are frames from the movie, but it's true that she looks hot. The movie camera loves her a lot more than the paps' candid cameras.

Oh, I hope I hope I hope I HOPE that Lindsay "grilled cheese sammich between her celebrity knees" Lohan's new album ROCKS the house, is full of FLAVA, that it gives a WORD to your MUTHA, that it's filled with HOUSE BEATS and jammin' JAMS, that Lindsay just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger until she's at LEAST as big as Pink Floyd's effing inflatable PIG. Bigger than your MUTHA, bigger than BIG.

Firecrotch INDEED.

That's Lindsay...and inflatable pig with a grilled cheese sammich between her KNEES. Live long and prosper, Lindsay...live long and PROSPER.

When will this nasty bitch OD and die already????

Who the fuck buys music anymore? I'd never give one red cent to any liberal hippie spewing hate about families, the military and George Bush. I can't wait till this bitch dies of SuperAids.

HOLY SHEEP SHIT BATMAN!
http://www.people.com/people/article/
0,,20040460,00.html

"Lindsay Lohan Cited on Suspicion of DUI

SATURDAY MAY 26, 2007 06:45 PM EDT

Lindsay Lohan has been cited for investigation of driving under the influence after leaving a late-night party in Los Angles in the wee hours of Saturday morning, police say.
The 20-year-old actress was slightly injured when her convertible struck a curb on Sunset Boulevard. She was briefly hospitalized.
Lohan and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen told the Associated Press.
...
The actress, who stars in the upcoming movie I Know Who Killed Me, was spotted out at the Hollywood hotspot Les Deux before the crash. She arrived around 11:15 p.m. with a group of friends, and was seen dancing and smoking.

Let's see ... 11:15 PM to 5:30 AM - that's an all-nighter. Perhaps they should also charge her with underage consumption as well, since she's only 20!!!

THANK YOU, SWEET JESUS! THANK YOU LORD!
OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!

And you heard it here first - by the REAL Wedgeone, not the troll.

One more thing:
http://movies.go.com/georgia-rule/d870232/drama

After 2 weeks at the box office, her latest movie has grossed just under $13 million, TOTAL!

Hollywood calls any movie that grosses less than $50 million a complete flop.

The best part of the movies.com link? The GRADE that they gave her movie.

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Why hasn't anybody mentone the hilarity of the guy's face on the 5th Pic?

Hahaha o_O

mentioned* the hilarity

damn keyboard.

Yeah I saw that too about Georgia Rule. Not surprising - most of the reviews were really bad. This one is the most savage that I've seen, and puts it all on Lohan, even saying that her career is all but over. Pretty sweet reading!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE BITCH IS GOIN DOWN!!!!

First Nicole Rchie with the DUI & Vicodin goin backwards on the freeway.
Then Paris got busted and she's goin to jail....
Now Lindsay goin down!!! wooooo hoooooo personal accountability!!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,275702,00.html

Yep, it seems our Lindsay was involved in a slight mishap with a drunken tree.

http://www.celebslam.com/lindsay-lohan-dui-crash#respond

Maybe this brain-dead attention ho is hoping she can share prison cells with PH, lol

When will the stupid young drunken millionaire bitches of LA start taking limos instead of driving while drunk?

Jessica Simpson takes a limo everywhere and people have the nerve to call her stupid. Go figure.

i love lindsey!! i don't no why your all hating on her. i bet your all just fat and ugly. she's hott, like me!

mia@missmandible.com

Maybe Lindsay saw how much attention Paris was getting and in her warped little mind thought "I can do that too". Look at the press she's getting now.

Songs she'll cover on the new LP include "White Lines," "Snowblind," "I Get a Kick Out of You," "Never Let Me Down Again," "One Way Ticket," and "Where Is My Mind?"

Here's some chopped up video pertaining to Lindsay's crash.

http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2007/05/26/exclusive-video-of-lindsay-lohans-dui/

"Put the camera down bro!"

oh, yes, lindsay that hit writer...her songs are an inspiration to all 9 year olds who really want to be anorexic and freaky hot like her!!!

lindsay, you rock my world

jodie(9)

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Woah, she finally decides to wear a bra!

This just in: Lindsay busted for DUI, cocaine found in her car! hahahahaha

She can get Paris Hilton to sing background vocals cause she might be doing it from jail after this mornings crash ;-)

"Inside sources confirm the two passengers were Nick LoPiccolo and Sam Ronson"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070527/ap_en_mo/people_lohan_16;_ylt=Ai6KrVcczSPiFXDQkCT5w8PBaMYA

blowhan busted! DUI!

prison, prison, prison!

I dont care how big of a fuck up the freckle faced hooker is. id still hit it. even if it was sloppy seconds to bobby brown. id still hit it...

Hell yea,,,I knew her coke
and drinking waz gonna bite
her azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

THANK U JESUS GOD IN HEAVEN,,,,
I KNEW THERE WAS A GOD.

WE ALL KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!!!

They can't pin the coke on her, and she probably wasn't drug tested, so there's little hope of a conviction here.

SMART GIRL- GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT TRICK!

apparently it was nick lopiccolo and sam ronson riding in the car with her...

Lohan's music was really good. But Kara Diguardio writes the songs. I know because I bought her first record and I was fooled into thinking she was a genius and a worship-worthy person. I'll bet Cindi Lauper writes Lohan's music under a pen name.

Lohan is going to die soon and I can't possibly respect anything she sings from now on. She should be shunned by all producers for ten years until after she's been forgotten.

hopefully God will send her to jail and then Miss Britney will be the next to get the carma she deserves..

Lohan's work sucks when Kara Diguardio and Tina Fey are not telling her what to say.

Yawn! Snore! While the other whoreywood websites work weekends and bring us up to date new on HoHan, Superfish (who doesn't work weekends because he's busy snorting coke) is giving us Friday's old ass news. Peeps, go to X17, DList or another other source - THEY WORK WEEKENDS, this lazy ass does not.

SUPERFISHDOODE you need to get ON THIS!!!!!

you're KILLING ME

this cokwhore's goin to jail!!!!

For Gods sake who f'n cares about this chick. Why do we need to know what bar she is at everynight. this site is gayer than aids

yea, SuperFishDoodle, get on it.....
we want to trash this cokewhore......

sooooooooohhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaapppppppyyy!!

Can she bake cherry pie, Billy Boy,
Billy Boy?
Can she bake cherry pie, tell me Billy.
She can bake a cherry pie,
There's a twinkle in her eye.
She's a young thing
And cannot leave her mother.

This site is so far behind it's not even funny.
I was just starting to really like it then it went to total shit.

Plus the jokes have been really laaame this past week.

No update for Lohan's coked out DUI crash? OK, this site blows... everyone should just go to perezhilton for celeb news.

scotlandf'nyard...
stop f'n singing
songz, especially
the American onez...

doodle yourself
all the way, and
STFU...Europe..
suckzzzzzzzzz!

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/05/lindsay-lohan-hyde-lounge-bra-03.jpg

Look at that fucking gut and hunchback!

THESUPERFICIAL HAS TO START POSTING ON THE WEEKENDS!!! THATS WHEN ALL THE NEWS HAPPENS!!!

TOTALLY. i bet he makes this site while he's sitting at his desk supposed to be working, then he goes home and gets tottally fucking trashed and does coke off strippers tits cause he's obviously pimpin.

let's just say d-listed is the place to be and leave it a that.

YOU SUCK fish doode.

oh yeah, Lindsay and Paris are gonna be able to write some good old blues music in the pokey about NOT DRINK DRIVING!! What a pair of IDIOTS.... THEY'LL BE BFF'S AGAIN SOON hahahahaha

Damn, those freckles and herpes sores really turn me on!

Honestly, I'm really sick of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, both in general and on this website. Do you think the fabric of the universe would split at the seams if you gave her, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears a one week hiatus?

honestly, i don't give a damn about lindsay lohan, but i adore reading about her. the fact that people like her exist intrigues me. she's an excellent sociological/cultural study. bring on the blohan!

what i'm more sick of is www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com ripping stories from thesuperficial, plus they can't spell worth a damn. but why doesn't thesuperficial update more?? my summer vacation is just a shameful bore without it, and i get grumpy.

Please, there is no one on this earth who's more full of shit than Lindsay Lohan. At least Paris admits she falls in love with her reflection everytime she sees it, Lindsay Lohan tries to play the fucking pity game. She's always complaining about the paparazzi following her and how daddy doesn't love her enough. If this bitch was so upset over her personal life, maybe she shouldn't flaunt it to the point of exposing her flaming red vagina. Razor burn much?

8 days till Paris spends her 23 +/- day vacation in Lynwood! For all we know, Lohan and Nicole will be next. The stars must be aligning! Now that's hot!

oooops...I craped my pants

Hello Dolly!
Well, Hello Dolly!
It's so nice to have you back where you belong
You're looking swell, Dolly,
We can tell, Dolly,
You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
You're still goin' strong.
We feel the room swayin'
For the band's playin'
One of your old fav'rite songs from 'way back when

Okay let's see, who will the police be charging for the coke in the car? It doesn't appear that the other two passengers are fessingup to it in honor of Lowhore.

So what is the police policy in LA on this?

She's going to be hit with a DUI and with her background already of rehab for drinking and drugging, well most likely on that charge alone she will have mandatory testing.

She'll blow that off a couple of times, plead victimhood, and then be charged with not meeting the requirements, then oh glory and praise be the Lord....

JAILTIME.

And this with her 21st birthday still in front of her. What an idiot.

PLEASE UPDATE THIS SITE! It's had the same headline for days!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh where is the innnnnnnnnnnfoooooooooooooooooooooooo

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY no reason for delay.
i need news. i need raw editorial opinions.
WEEKENDS NEED TO BE COVERED.

If a conservative ran this site, it would have been updated all throughout the weekend. Sorry Libs take every break, day off and refuse to work overtime.

Oh, right, American holiday.

Por que?

that's it, i'm done with this site. between the constant typekey screw-ups, the steadily more awful writing, painfully stupid jokes and the lack of updates, it's obvious whoever runs this just doesn't care anymore.

therefore, neither do i.

i'm giving up on this site too... are you guys even alive?!!

at this rate, Perezhilton.com is kicking your ass!!!!

Oh you don't work holidays either, that's right. Hilarious. I forgot how much thought it takes to come up with that awful witty banter. Wow this site sucks

You´re right.. this sucks. Check out this video of Linday´s car crash. Totally cool.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-did-some-coke-crashed-her-car-got-arrested-allegedly-002493

WTC!!! I got today off and now there's nothing to fracking do on here.

So bummed...:(

What's going on? By the time you post something else I guess the bitch's album is gonna be done!
Come on....we're waiting. But maybe not for long!

so...

what we understand is...

she had a driver
[that's it really]

oh and they found some coke
[wasn't mine : ) ]

take your time babes...

...and get over it

we'll be fine thanks : )

does the celebrity world stop on holidays and weekends? come onnnn

alright seriously if you're just going to shit on everything, don't bother commenting. even if you hate reading about lindsay lohan, you still read this site everyday for someone else, so just admit you love smut, nipple-slips, drugs, and potential pregnancies and get over yourself.

no one actually LOVES lindsay lohan anyway, haha...

and yeah this memorial-day hiatus us really irritating

I guess the Superfish dude can only use the computer at work...

I haven't been on here for days and when i come back it's the same bloody posts!

Fish you suck!

Seriously, if you want to have fun with this, join her i-squad at cassablanca records. Last time, we all got a notification email to watch her on Regis and Kelly. Lohan was too wasted to make it, so they shut down her fan club in less than 24 hours.

If you have trouble logging in after you have been bad, all you need is to log in from a different network card. I think they block your mac address after you say something bad about her.

what does she do again? she's not very exciting.

I think its funny that people like Lindsay Lohan have fans that actually admire them. Fans that are, like, six years old. Everyone above that age just laughs at her.

Maybe the Superfish went on vacation. He´s got the right to have a life outside the site you know? but... he should´ve hired someone to cover him up. This is pathetic! No posts over the weekend, and no post today?

This SUCKSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

This record will be more introspective, self-examinating, epiphany bullshit. Three albums of the same crap... songs Brit Spears rejected years ago.

The best attack is to make sure she never wins MTV's TRL ratings. Votefortheworst.com could end her career for good if the Keep Lohan out of any chance to win TRL.

she's playing a stripper in her new movie :) should be sweeet

what a great outfit.

imran karim

IS THERE A RECORDING STUDIO IN REHAB??

Check this out - even other celeb sites are bashing the "formerly A-list site, The Superficial."

Hahahaha! Well, no. Actually it's quite sad...

CAN YOU GUYS UPDATE? MAYBE? JUST MAYBE? It's getting really old...

NOT COOL. I AM DONE WITH THIS CRAP.

Someone's getting a little chunky... and those freckles are hella annoying!

How well could her first two albums have sold?

ummm update? please?

Um hello?, it's MONDAY, who the fuck dropped the ball? update please, we're all getting sick of looking at Ho-Han's nasty face...

Just thought I'd swing by and say that I'm deleting this site from my favorites list and will not come back or tell people about it... I'm sticking with perezhilton and tmz for my celeb news from now on... here's some advice: if you have hundreds of thousands of people visiting your site based on breaking celeb news stories, then you need to update it every day. If perez can do it, you can do it...

dlisted.com

way better than this site

yeah wheres the update?? Miss America falls on her ass at the Miss Universe pageant!

OK guys, I'm as annoyed about the lack of new posts as anyone else but seriously, perezhilton, dlisted? I'd rather wait a while and read something that's actually witty and well written, not just a pile of bitchy crap.

#131 - sorry, you've used that trap before. It wasn't funny then, and it isn't funny now.

No one here wants to see shit like that so either stop it or go to Perez's site & post that shit.

I agree with my husband. #131, stop that behavior immediately!

wedge, what the heck are you hollering at 131 about ???

"it's like marrying a hamburger and finding out it's delicious."thesuperficial(Pam Anderson post)
That shit was hilarious, don't listen to them Fish.

Man, this guy is trying sooo hard to see up her skirt. Tard.

Im so sick of this trampy coke slut. Does anyone even care what she does anymore?

Im so sick of this trampy coke slut. Does anyone even care what she does anymore?

Im so sick of this trampy coke slut. Does anyone even care what she does anymore?

Hi from Spain!!
I guess you're jealous of her. why can you let all famous people live their own life??? Your're such a crowd of idiots!!!
Or maybe is that you don't have your own life and that's why you have to make your nose in all others's!!!
Let them alone!!!
and try to find something interesting in your life!!
I'm pretty sure that Lindsay will have more interesting things to say about the people she knows than these that you are saying!! That shows hooooow intellingent and brilliant are all of you!!
Bye...

Hmmmm.............
I know this and really a cool one.