May 16 2007Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim's Hot 100

FIRST!

oh my frist GOD!

I think the Maxim staff (ahem) topped her first.

Her brain seems bruised with numb surprise.

How many BJs did she give to make this happen?? However many it was, it was not nearly enough...what a travesty. In a world where we have Jessica Biel's booty and Charlize Theron's face, Lindsay Lohan is # 1?!

EW EW EW EW!!!! WTC is wrong with people??!!?? She is the ugliest skank ho I have ever seen, and I was stuck in a holding cell with prostitutes with facial herpes that were cuter than her...

Maxim is turning into a teeny bopper magazine. They have a section where their featuring "hot right now" and its usually the teenies superfish makes fun of.

on a lighter note, did anyone catch the Geico Caveman spread? HOT!

It is Maxim, after all. Their "Man of the Year" is probably Joe Francis.

Maxim has proven how insignificant it is. For Christ sake, Kim Kardashian is on the list. Hey, maybe the list is top 100 DISEASED.

I guess they forgot her raging case of herpes on that thing she calls a vagina when they were making this list...

I didn't realize gay men were so into Lindsay Lohan.

I heard that being a coke-slut with VD put her over the top.

If "HOT" is defined as makes me wanna puke, she is definitely the "hottest"!

Lindsay Lohan, Bea Arthur, this is bullshit, it would have made no fucking difference, if you read Maxim you are a doooooooshbag.

Yeah, I usually don't give a shit about "hottest/most beautiful" lists, but this was odd. Hotter than Biel? Hotter than Alba? Hotter than Beckinsale? Fuck and No. Hell, Lohan's barely hotter than Paris. Only because she actually has a rack does she move up on the list above P. Hilton. I'm hotter than Lohan and I'm twice her age. Her agents/mom must have been working overtime behind the scenes, in various ways, to pull this shit off. And for all that effort, they get bad PR in return, like when the Simpson dad or Beyonce's dad try to pimp - I mean, promote - their daughters till nobody can stand the sight of them anymore. Watching Lohan stumble around from one dick to another and then expecting us to buy her as the "hottest"... ain't gonna happen.

Hmmmmmm, Bea arthur......where is my Golden Girls season 1 box-set...

As previously attractive celebrities continue to let themselves deteriorate, the highlight of this site has become clicking on Bern's blog link to see his daily outrageous breast shot. Today's is one for the ages dude.

Seriously, Maxim has always been beyond stupid. This is just another way it's slowly morphing into Seventeen Magazine for guys.

"OMG! LIEK, LINDSAY LOHAN IS SOOO HAWTTT. SHE IS TTLY NUMBAR ONE!"

"NO WAI, PARIS HILTON IS HOTTER, DUDE!"

This will be followed by rough, confusing gay sex.

I was shocked to hear that Lohan was the hottest (in what category) most freckels, most attention seeker or my teeth are getting bad because of my eating issues? Where is Angelina Jolie?

I'll never tire of reading their blurb for LL:

"Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one."

So true, so true...

Maxim is 100% accurate. Places where infection is rampant are labeled "hot" zones and surely she must be number 1. She probably made the AMA & WHO list of hotness as well. bzing!

haha! Maxim is trying to be cool! Thinking Lindsay Lohan is even possibly attractive is soo five minutes ago and now, so is Maxim.

A movie studio with a critically panned movie, a young "star"(?) who got paid 10 mil.

Now this "award" ....COINCIDENCE?

I THINK NOT!

Crazy! I think someone screwed up, she was supposed to be #101.

They pick who is "hot" also based on how much publicity they get. And Lindsay whores it up for the paparazzi all the time, so the editor said she wins.

The four horsemen ride tonight....
Thanks Maxim....

Better clean the lenses in your glasses because Lindsay is "hot" and getting hotter. Ha! Ha!

Top 100 Crack Whores?

I'd still slam her in the pooper, though.

Way to be a day late fish.

http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=3642&imgCollectId=190

This bitch isn't even real and she made the list.

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Maxim's Excuse is that she gets ton's of attention from the Paparazzi. Yeah, well Maxim, that doesn't seem to stop her movies from bombing does it? Sounds like somebody wants to keep her famous so they can keep selling Entertainment Weekly or something. Hell Kirsty Alley gets Paparazzi following her and I don't see her ass on your list. This is just stupid.

Lohan hotter than Alba...What the fuck?

And the whole thing of making the rankings based on attention is just stupid. If it is based on attention then DON"T call it the "Hot List" call it "Paparazzi List" or something. I mean are they SERIOUSLY trying to tell me that Lohan is hotter than THIS girl who isn't on the list???

http://www.icey.tv/home.php

Hell, they put Ashley Olsen 37th. She shouldn't even be in the top 1000. Crack smoking abounds...

Please let that cheerleader chick on Heroes start taking away Lohan's attention....

In Jesus's name, Amen.

any second now we'll be hearing the editor has died from severe crotch rot, he of course caught this when hohan and her mum violently raped him with their oozing va-jay-jays until he promised to put hohan as number one...

"Wherever you are right now I bet you could point to three people hotter than Lindsay Lohan"

1. Aquafina bottle (half-empty)
2. Yellow highlighter
3. Post-it Note pad.

What in blue Christ is wrong with Maxim???? I have issues going back to 99 when the mag was almost as thick as a catalogue and every page was entertaining!
Now the mag is physically thinner and smaller, less content of interest and more golf and fishing! Now THIS?@?!?! That's it, once my subscription runs out, I'm done with Maxim.
Nice goin Jellinek! Your "new direction" for Maxim ended up in the shitter.

@9 I think you might have something there.

@18 LOL

Because anybody reads Maxim anymore. It's not 2002.

Hey, some of us find 45 year old coke sluts to be VERY attractive. Whats that? Only 20 years old you say? Oh dear.

There have to be a series of blow jobs invovled. There is simply no other explanation.

I will never buy that stupid magazine ever for that decision.

LMAO @ 37. I didn't realize that looking like a drug-addled whore was SO attractive. Seriously!

btw, this is the last time Lindsay was hot
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/8597/vlcsnap335065vb9.png

That was even before Mean Girls, when she grew tree trunks for legs.

There was once a time when I actually used to inadvertly promote Maxim magazine because lets face it, it had some funny writers but now the garner no respect from me. How in the fuck can they put this scab, who if she wasn't famous, I PROBABLY wouldn't fuck her?? I mean, c'mon guys , thats pretty fuckin' low.

wow, that is quite bizarre. she looks like a freakin female version of danny bonadouchebag, for cripes sake! I would say the list is certainly fixed. Or the people who made it are either mentally challenged or asexual.

If you click on the Maxim link and click next picture, you see the woman @#100 is 100x hotter than that Ho.

Lindsay is #1 because her every move is followed and the press goes "dada" for her when she steps foot inside a club or bar.

She's #1 because of her celebrity, not her looks.

Read the magazine.

shez ugly bitch
like that
other bitch
named mia...

CAN I GET A BIG F-U- TO THE SUPERFICIAL!!!??
THIS BITCH IS #1 FOR A REASON.
WHO CAN WE THANK FOR THAT??
LETS START WITH THE SUPERFICIAL.
ITS CAUSE OF THIS SITE, TMZ AND ALL THE OTHER TABS THAT SHE IS WHAT SHE IS.... #1 ON MAXIM

WHAT HAS SHE DONE RECENTLY? NOTHING...
MEAN GIRLS WAS HER ONLY FILM TO SPEAK OF,
SHE IS GAINING CELEB STATUS SIMILAR TO THAT OF PARIS AND NICOLE...
BEING KNOWN FOR BEING KNOWN RATHER THAN ACHIEVEMENTS.

SO BIG THANKS TO THE SUPERFICIAL FOR CONTINUED SUPPORT OF SKANKY L
YOUR SUPPORT MEANS THE WORLD TO HER IM SURE.

KEEP IT UP FUCKERS

REPORT EVERYTIME SHE GOES OUTSIDE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS :)

07 IS THE YEAR OF LOHAN.

(I THINK I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE)

CHECK OUT THE DOUBLE CHIN IN THE ABOVE PIC OF HER...

WAY "HOT" RIGHT?

Um, Lindsay is number 1 because he movie came out the same week as the magazine issue. Why is ANYBODY surprised? These ranking are all bought and paid for.

either way, Lindsay isn't the most beautiful girl, but there is definetly something very sexy about her you can't put your figer on.

Alright, well... I offically have a new "least favorite magazine." And to think... I spent so much time dumping to the hot pics of dumb sluts and thought provoking articles.

And by dumping, I mean "masturbating."

There were obviously payoffs involved in this decision. Typical.

I did put my finger on, or rather in her 'something' lambman. Now I have a nasty disease.

There is nothing hot about this bitch, especially her face. In this photo, she looks like some old homeless broad who fell asleep face-up for a few hours in the middle of a park on a hot SoCal day. My own face hurts just looking at that shit.

@56. I thought you meant you read the mags on the toilet, lol.

I did.

I've done both to Maxim. :-)

This bitch looks like a freckled prostitute.

Oh yeah. She is.

Bizarro World is here. I guess cartoon character sluts are in this year.

Why is Lindsay considered hot? She has a million freckles all over her ugly body, no ass or curves at all, and the face of an 80-year-old, plus ginger hair. She's sickening!

you know this morning, I was heading to my final in a building I've been in many times.
I usually always take the same path (Elevator by vending machines) to get to my classroom.
Today I took the other elevator, and when I got to the 5th floor, my class wasn't there. I checked that I was on the right floor, and searched down the hallways-- but my classroom was no where to be found.
Finally I went back downstairs and took the same path I always do-- and this time on the 5th floor I found my classroom.

So either ucla is really Wayside School-- or today really is Bizarro world day. Which would explain this LiLo hotness.

...or I'm a stressed out crazed student who didn't realize her classroom was one hallway over the first time.

Lohan being anywhere in the top 20 is absurd, but hey, she's in a list that includes a cartoon in the top 100, so I guess you can't expect much from it.

http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=3642&imgCollectId=190

Christ... Maxim can backpedal all they want, but when they say "Hot 100" and it's a list of all chicks, they don't mean "celebrity," they mean "woman," as in "hottest woman," as in Lohan shouldn't be #1. To give you an idea of how the editors of Maxim think, here's their description of #60 (who is way hotter than Lohan):

60. Jessica White
Some people think gorgeous women are delicate flowers, but not Jessica: As a teen she took a baseball bat to a rival’s car. So when you behold her beauty as she models for Ralph Lauren, remember to look but don’t touch (unless you’re insured).

"Took a baseball bat to a rival's car." Rival what? Criminal? Psycho bitch of the year? Skanky ho who needs to be choked out? WTF?

When you think that trashing someone's car with a baseball bat is a point in someone's favor, of course you're gonna think Lohan is the hottest. 'Cause in Maximworld, "hottest" means "needs psychological help." Is Lorena Bobbitt (you know, the chick who cut her husband's dick off) on that list somewhere? Naomi Campbell, surely. Courtney Love? Anna Nicole? Why not?

I have to agree with 51.. when reading the superficial I just skip past anything with lohan, hilton, or spears anymore.. they are boring and only the momentum from sites and mags like this keep them going..

3 items hotter than lindsay blow-han:

1. my hemp hand lotion
2. the tape dispenser on my desk
3. hand sanitizing gel

i don't know what the maxim staff is smoking, but it must be some good shit to make THAT call...

If only this was released on April first, it would have been a great comedy bit.

There's still no way this can be real, I won't accept it. One of the editors must be making a joke and is gonna get fired or something.

@69 There is no weed on earth that would fuck someones head up that much. Must be crack.

@51 For the love of god Kelli, why do you do that shit?

@ 51, 52 and 53... Justin, clearly you're insane because you took the time to seek out The Superficial website to post three comments about how this site sucks and contributes to Ms. Crack-Ho-Lohan's popularity. No, this site makes people with desk jobs smile from their corner cube with no windows because they know their life isn't that bad. It does not put her at the top of a Hottest women list. Again, my Aquafina bottle beats her out in that arena.

The Superficial is an excellent resource for pop-culture and a routine dose of "dumping" material (see post 56).

I like Lindsay Lohan, I just can't believe that she made #1! that's crazy as hell! It's plenty of people that cpuld have beat her out! I think that Beyonce, for 1 beats her with no problem! I mean, Michelle Phiffer is like 50, and look better than her! I'm not saying that michelle is ugly not at all!

A certain not very attractive radio producer summed this up quite nicely.

"She looks like the kind of girl who is far to hot to get,but you might have a shot at nailing at 3am after alot of Tequilla and coke. "

The Maxim staff is just hoping for a good blow job !!!

I thought that it was the crack I smoked, but its still true even after I came down. Lohan would not have been in the top 10 hottest chicks in my high school class of 132 students in hillbilly land. Maxim must be in financial trouble to try to get attention by selecting her.

Let's face it, Maxim is a shitty magazine to begin with and the only reason they would do this is so people would actually give a damn about the thing in the first place. It's a nice garner for attention because it seems to have paid off.

Unfortunately, their credibility seems to have gone out the window with this one as well.

But that's like suggesting they had any to begin with.

The press has spoken.

Way to go America.

Leaving such a great legacy for future generations to look upon and feel so proud about.

Wow, such low standards over at maxim. I wonder where Parasite Hilton finished?

It's WAY too late--Why am I commenting on Linsay Lohan instead of writing my dissertaion again????

It's WAY too late--Why am I commenting on Lindsay Lohan instead of writing my dissertation again????

If this list is based on attention they receive from paparazzi then why is Britney not on the list? Why is the smoking hot Scarlett in the top three, you barely ever see anything on her since she doesn't like to show it off or be controversial. They contradict themselves with every pick!!

Let's review a CGI chick for pitiful geeks at 95, Lohan #1 because she gets lots of media attention yet Spears gets as much and is not on the list, and hot chicks who get little to no attention (Scarlett, Biel, girl from Heroes) are in the top 10. I guess legally stupid is a requirement to be on the panel that selects the top 100.

what.the.fuck. Lohan as Maxim's hottest girl on their hot 100 list?! what is wrong with the world today - yeah, hot if you're going for the cracked-out-methhead-looking-whore look. does anyone honestly find her attractive? she's aging so horribly. by the time she's 30, she's gonna look 50. she needs to stop the drugs - immediately.

WTF

Maxim has jumped the shark

Lindsay Lohan is #1 instead of Scarlett Johannson, Michelle Trachtenberg is buried as #86, and Lucy Liu doesn't even make the list? That's messed up!

Yeah, Maxim is going downhill fast..They also put Hilary Duff in the top 20 and to me she looks like a man...

I’d “never” found Lindsay hot, not even in bikini.

in reference to comment number 49. guys don't read "maxim" a guys magazine, to see who's the most popular celebrity, they read it to see hot women. you must be confused with a womans magazine that you read. she should not be number one.

okay, this bitch honestly got # 1... way to represent the magazine! i mean it should just be called some hott and some not and the # 1 spot is a slut! fuckin whore!