May 30 2007Calum Best enjoys hookers, cocaine

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Turns out Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend Calum Best is every bit the winner you thought he was. Last Wednesday he was taped snorting cocaine in a London hotel room with two hookers he had hired. The Sun reports:

The TV Love Island hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours. Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he: SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn. SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line” as drugs were laid out ... Then he dropped his pants as the girls — who used a rolled-up banknote to snort coke off a glass table — simultaneously pleasured him. Calum necked vodka and wine as he switched partners or romped with both. Gripped by lust he used his mobile phone to film a girl pleasuring him — just as he did with MICK JAGGER’s daughter JADE. After nearly three hours the girls asked a complaining Calum to leave — only for him to demand they should “learn some manners”.

If a love of cocaine is as good a foundation for a relationship as I think it is, then these two are destined to be together forever. Seriously though, Lindsay Lohan couldn't pick a worse guy even if she tried. She could ask out a pirate trying to stab her and he'd make a better boyfriend.



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big deal.......no one cares!


frist?

first EVER!!!

nice

first EVER!!!

Is that him? Dude looks bald. Who taped this shit? The whores?

Um ... that guy may be a degenerate, but it sounds like he knows how to party.

Yeah, he sure does know how to party, except for the coke. But hell I sure do wish I was there where he was, sure seems like he needs help with those two women. I sure could help him out.

LiLo is gonna boot him for talking to the press. FOOL YOURE OUT! PEACE!


www.innerdrama.com

Thats what you are supposed to do with cocaine. RIGHT ON!

Who is this again?

Oh, that's right, the male Paris Hilton of Britain.

See you at Promises.

So if Lohan contracts a disease I GUESS it would almost be as good as the car wreck... Almost...

did he ask a hooker wheres there manners? pfft dood um your not at a tea party with the queen mum, that ship sailed with those hoes along time ago!

Too bad there isn't similar footage of George Bush doing this kind of shit in his golden cokehead years. Then again, this could be the product of a Faith-Based Initiative.

This is old news.

http://theradreport.com/ had the story yesterday.

I don't know about you....but minus the drugs..that sounds like one hell of a night!

dam i wish i was there

Cocaine and Hookers Rock. I never do cocaine without a hoooker or two.

Russian hookers have better manners. They wouldn't complain for Calum to leave.

5th stooge is a tattle tale.

I wonder if he has banged any DMBS chicks?

who u kidding whatabitch? u r the biggest cokewhore ever! we know your secret.

he obviously likes their personality.

Knowing in the beginning he was Hohans "boyfriend" set him up to be nothing but a loser. This just certifies it.

He's a prematurely balding promiscuous Z lister with a drug problem. So obviously he's perfect boyfriend material for The Lohan or any other woman for that matter. You've got to hand it to Lindsay she really knows a winner when she sees one.

So who corrputed who? Lilo turned Calum on to blow or the other way around?
Justice is being served; now where are the cops to use this footage to cage him up?

LiLo & a pirate ... only if it's Jack Sparrow.

.
Superfish....."She could ask out a pirate trying to stab her and he'd make a better boyfriend."

Really? That was your line? Come on, I know you can do better.

As for Callum. are we SURE it wasn't Lindsay and not him in the room?

what the fuck is wrong with pirate hookers? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

You people realize these are the only stupid celebretards getting busted! but in fact I think all hollywood is filled with cokewhores and drug addicts. It´s what it´s all about!

THe only difference is that lindsay lohan is suddenly the freaking center of the universe and paparrazzi magnet!

My guess is most celebrities do drugs on a daily basis. It is really sad, and sickening. SHe´s not even 21 and already entered rehab twice. Nice job Dina.

Is it no surprise th hookers got bored after 3 hours?

Is it no surprise the hookers got bored after 3 hours?

I love tabloid-ese. "Romp" is one word they use that always tickles my funny bone. I also like "Canoodling." They didn't use it here. I guess bangin 2 chicks at once is something a bit more intense than canoodling.

haha, hilarious...if I had the chance, I would live my life exactly as reckless and unconcerned as this dude. And don't lie, I know you would too!

#32, its the only way to live. U doing lines off a chicks ass at 6:30am when everyone else is going to work, short life but fun as hell.

These were taken from a video and I think we should all see it. You know, as proof. Because who's really going to believe Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend does cocaine?

#31, canoodling, hehe.

Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

and just when i thought they were the perfect pair

imran karim

waiting for the video

Two hookers and an eightball.

#35 - I don't know what that has to do with anything but I just did my best Mandy Patinkin (sp?) impression and made myself laugh. Thanks :)

This guy is my new hero! Thats the way you do coke, not in a smelly bathroom in some bar full of pretentious scum bags chasing thier X pills with $10/bottle water. Fuckin A right!

Um, for your information, #40, I would never pay less than $15.00 for bottled water.

Coke and hookers. Coke and hookers. They go together like a horse and carriage! OOPS! Wrong song!

Callum Best is an idol.

@26 "As for Callum. are we SURE it wasn't Lindsay and not him in the room?"


All I can make out is a grainy, almost bald, sort of manly silhouette. Maybe it's Britney Spears.

That guy has just done what 99% of all males on this planet can only dream of. Snorting coke off of naked hookers??? come on!!! pure unbridled awesomeness.

George would be proud, Calum taking after his old man.

"frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours"

Or, as I like to call it, Tuesday afternoon.

first EVER!!!

I thought he was going to stand by Lindsay's side during her rehab stint! I'm so disillusioned. I thought they loved each other, like a fairy tale....PLEASE....Actually, Calum and Lindsay make a nice couple, don't they?

People in Hollywood need to stop doing drugs and skanks and start making better films.

If LL was my girlfriend, I'd probably be coked up all the time too.
Hookers are also probably safer sex than LL to boot.

wow.... that's pretty hot.

You know, if you replace the hookers and guy with some more attractive looking people.

wow how hypocritical no waste of life priviledged twat or whore save that for the girls.

Linsayz noze talkin:

where is my coke?
I can breathe, why?
I never can breathe...
I want my coke...
U stupid whore, how
could U do thiz to me,
give me that f'n coke, now!
I swear, if I don't get my coke
right now, bitch, I will hold my
breath, choke your azz,bitch, I want
it now, U R so going down, smash up
that rehab drug and snort that shit,
NOW!!!!

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

George Best

Like father, like son. The kid is the son of royalty, a genius graced by God's sense of humor on the planet.

He ain't Lowhore's boyfriend. She's someone who passed through in his party.

Party on dude. And be safe. Live long, easy on the bad stuff.

Flashback to the 80s, anyone?

Why can't these loser celebutards pass around some flesh eating std, and eliminate themselves altogether?! I mean, he does Lohan, then Lohan does 2 friends...and they each do 2 friends, and so on....

where's the video?!

Nothing wrong with having hookers and cocaine, i do it every weekened in my exotic trailer park. In fact, i can't wait this saturday!

I love hookers and cocaine. One time at bandcamp, the devil made me call hookers for him and they came out into the woods with lots of cocaine and me and the Satan and the hookers all had an orgy and snorted up so many lines of coke, I can't remember how it ended.

Yeyo is great. Hookers are great. Never combined them but i'm sure it's also great.

Only thing i would've done different is slap those girls on the ass and say shut up whores, i'm not paying you to talk!

He probably charged the room and the hookers to L.L's account and nicked her coke too.

Just the type of bloke that every girl dreams of. Sigh.

Callum Best, no one heard of your name
But you sure know how to play the game
How many more lines till you are famous?
You're IQ is way lower than Albert Camus!
You maybe a hero in some peoples eyes
But barebacking Hohan wasn't very wise
Might as well admit you've got the VD
Sjit like that happens when you're greedy
Callum Best welcome to Hollywood
Clean your act or get ready to be booed

The truth is always stranger than fiction.... I forget which song it was but the band "the streets" have a line in their song "how am i supposed to do a line in the bathroom when eerybody has a camera phone?" Life imitating art..... again.

#39

I don't know what pirates have to do with anything, either. But since the topic was brought up...

Niiiice. If you're going to be hedonistic, you might as well do it up right!

this guy must be a real Prince if two coked up hookers he's paying even want him to leave!!!!!

Dear #61 Terrible Poet:

"Famous" and "Camus" do not rhyme, even in slant.

Learn2french, imo.


By the by, coke + strippers...NOT A BARELY KNOWN CELEBRITY! Who would have thought. Or cared.

Isn't it romantic? Underneath it all Callum, Lindsey and the Hookers are all just tortured souls looking for redemption.

I think it's nice. Linds and Cal like the same things! Isn't that the start of a beautiful relationship?

hey arseturds those hookuhs were men you could see tehir penuses

Shaun roach was here

damn, sounds like last weekend in tj, and aint nothin wrong with that. this dude is legit.

Not a big deal. Lindsay also abuses cocaine and has random sex with the strangers she picks up almost every night. Lindsay and Calum are cocaine addicts, very self-centered, and recklessly promiscuous. They seem to be a match made in heaven.

I suppose he is assuming the risks for his passions, and the fact that Lindsay uses cocaine too shouldn't make this more acceptable.
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