May 3 2007Lindsay Lohan parties in her bra

Great! I love her!! Puke!!!

she totally thinks she's the sexiest thing ever in the 2nd picture. WRONG!

She needs serious help.

Oh and I think that is a bikini top not a bra. Which makes it much better!

...because when I think of music, I think of...Coachella?

#2 - That picture is NOT sexy. :-p

I meant to put /Borat after that. Damn html.

Her freckles are made even worse by that damn beer gut. Gross.

Remember I was just talking about this yesterday??!!!???
It was on Extra or something. What a skank!!! God I hate her and I don't even know her. I normally don't judge people I've never talked to, but she is TOO STUPID TO LIVE!!!

Stupid fat freckle belly

Good lord - this bitch is the most deluded on the planet.

Corey Haim?

She has a beer gut. And she looks as if she just rolled in fake tan and garbage.

I'd pork that freekled bodied bitch. But of course I pork just about anything with a pussy.

well, 5, it is a music festival...

i hate her as much as the next guy but that's hardly a beer gut.

Skankalicious!!!!

She's got a pretty nice rack, but she's got a definite trailer park hooker vibe going there.

Rehab did her a world of good. I wanna go to that rehab, you know, the one that says that drinking wearing no shirt, just a bra, doesn't count.

She looks content with her surroundings.

These pictures make me itchy.

Who the fuck calls the cops about a misplaced purse.....at a party with carloads of coke? Stupid big fat Kelly Osborne, that's who.

Yeah, I hate to admit it, but that's a nice rack and i'd have to hit it hard enough to knock freckles off her ass...

There's class, and then there's Lohan.

Freckled douchebag!

will you hit me up when you're done, Jaffo?

She must know some type of sex trick to be so popular at these parties. Undoubtedly something with an anally character. Maybe repeated ATM until a few "reeses pieces" are consumed. Something of that nature.

#22, #13 would drink that....

Jaffo - I think it is time to get your eyes checked. That is not a nice rack. Those are little tits on a drugged out whore. Check out the pictures of Jessica Simpson. That is a nice rack

Schack - how are you doing this morning?

Jesus Biatcho. I just ate.

Jeez, all those freckles. She looks like she has measles.
*backs away slowly, not wanting to get infected*

If that bra is still on, I don't fucking are.

Thanks Biatcho I just ralphed up my oatmeal all over my monitor.

More like the Coochella Music Festival I'd say!

I'd like to suck on her teats.

I wanna play connect the dots with all the freckles.

Then bang her till I couldn't bang no more, but that goes without saying.

I've just come home from the supermarket where I saw a fat boy with no top on. If you got a beer belly keep it under wraps fatties! I got a little beer gut myself but I'm working out every day so I can whip my T-shirt off this summer. And I warn you now ladies, when you see me at the beach don't look directly at my abs of steel or you could potentially die of the newly diagnosed "multiple orgasm overload disorder" or MOOD. Don't say I didn't warn you.

At least she picked a real winner to dance with! LOL

Just imagine how bad she will look when shes in her 30's... or just look at her mom.

I can't tell if that's a lighter around her neck? Is that her pipe hanging there too??

he dances with his phone and he's got a tattoo on his hairless chest... goddam he's the man!!

Is that bruises under her right tit? Lovely.

He's taking video and photos of her so he can jerk it for weeks to cum

Nice date, what a douch bag. I didn't know Flock of Seagulls were in town.

i'm fine. you?

Was gonna say I would drink the douche water, but got too many people bitching at me. So had to make a comment on the freekled douche bag that she is. She got so many freekles, I wonder if those freekles fuckin poke you while pounding her pussy?

Doing good. I haven't seen you in a few days

i've been busy working and playing

She looks like she has leprosy. Her skin reminds me of Cheetara from Thundercats. Maybe she should contact Michael Jackson for some beauty tips on how to have white skin.

This is OLD news. Perez reported on this like the day before yesterday.
Here's something interesting: Keira wants to gain weight to look like Beth Ditto. Now, tell me that isn't interesting? AND what's more she wants to quit acting. If she gets fat enough no one will hire her, so best of luck to you Keira!

#39- I think it's her sunless tanner rubbing off...

..and she's totally on x.

What is that around her neck....a cig lighter on a necklace? WTF?

I love how she "unintentionally" poses for the cameras while she's dancing, trying to make her best porn star face. What a filthy bitch.

Who wants to play contect the fleckles?

If I were out of toilet paper I might scoot across her belly.

#52 Why not her face?

rolling rolling rolling...rehab anyone??

pretty sure this story is from Monday, I've already seen these pics multiple times.

Also, if there was cocain in the bathroom I think it more likely belongs to Paris than Lindsay (if it belongs to either) Lindsay just went through rehab, Paris is the one who was videotaped on a yatch where her friend had like $1000 worth of coke dumped on his chest and spread all over the table

I just threw up in my mouth a little!

#43 Freekles???
what is celebritybabylon.com? Does this mean this was like a formal type party, not just some kegger down the block? Wonder what Paris and Kelly Osbourne were doing while Lindsay Whore-han was stripping? Pointing and laughing? That's what I'd be doing but that's because I, unlike those guys, still have some of my brain cells left. Maybe not for long, but for now, and that's all that matters.

This party was at Frank Sinatra's Estate. His ghost must have cringed when both Hilton and Lohan started dancing on his Dining room table.

If the first pic was taken a second and a half later, Homeboy would have given us documented evidence of the phenonemon known as White Man's Overbite.

Christ, does anything look goofier than two stoned Caucasians dancing? Snap those fingers, kids - you cool.

FRIST - the Coachella Music Festival is a pretty cool event. A lot of big names play out there every year. Coachella is about 120 miles east of LA. It is worth going to. Not for Lindsay Whorehan or bean pole dog nose Paris.

Yes #57, that is what I typed "freekles" dumb ass, I know it is freckles, but "freek" snap.
What is FRIST anyway dumb fuck?

This bitch seriously needs to soak in a tub of bleach or kerosene or something and get rid of that whore plague.....

She's morphing into her mom.

She is SO not attractive....

Good morning Mrs T. How did those vegan things you were going to bake turn out?

mmmmmmmmmmm. vegan things.

what in the holy name of mary, joseph, and achmed is the deal with that guy's ear?!

you gonna take that FRIST?

@23-only if you also have a freckled ass, schack. A man must stick to his fetishes...

veggi: you should check out veganporn.com

She deserves an Oscar.

What is that? Sex with asparagus?

I just watched some Transformer porn. Wow! Just wow. Thanks Antonio.

Okay, I know someone said this, but fish is a retard. That's a bikini top. And her gust isn't that big, she looks healthy albeit on X or some other stupid party drug. But the bitch being "I'm too sexy for this party" shit is fuckin annoying.

I wonder when her hair will fall out from over-processing? Now THAT will be some awesome news!

I heard that later on at the part she did the Winona Ryder ping-pong ball trick.

Fish, I realize you don't have room to repeat all the details, but basically the whole fisaco was Kelly Osborne's fault and I doubt she'll get invited to a funeral after this. Everybody was having a good time partying until 5:30 a.m. when Kelly called the cops because someone stole her purse. I am sure Paris would have sprung for the price of a new purse just to keep from having the cops called. Jeez Kelly can't handle her drugs -eh? Truly poor judgement.

christ i just yelled at my boss....im a tard...

Wedgeone - that like shooting ping pong balls from her snatch? I saw them shoot darks at a strip club in Thailand. That was cool

Aren't you guys Tired of watching this stupid freckled BI@TCH?!

If I played connect the dots with her freckles..she'd be black.

Linsay has a potbelly must be from alcohol...

Well if Frist isn't going to fight, I say we fight for her. I'll start it off. @61 Hey fuck you shit stain. You're a stupid douche water drinking peasant. You have the charm of Van Gogh (He's an artist, but since you've never read a book, I knew your fucking tard ass wouldn’t know that). Now you're about to find out what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. No one likes you, and your breath smells like feet. Frist is hot, so she can say whatever in the fuck she wants. You're lucky you didn't catch me an hour ago when I was still really hung over, because I would have definitely kicked you a second asshole then. Go fuck yourself you dumb bitch!

YEAH 61! WHAT 82 SAID!

@82 - That is great!!!!

And Victory, when you get the ATM treament, I hope you get a little corn and peanut butter too you stupid dumb FUCK!!

GINGER!!!!

I like FRIST

she is just not as hot as I want her to be-

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It's nice to see that John Goodman still goes out even though Roseanne was cancelled years ago.

Seriously, she looks like some sad 40 year old woman whos daughters dragged her out to a club after her divorce became final. You know, the one that has too many drinks, tries to dance on a table, slips, and ends up in a corner sobbing that nobody loves her anymore? Lindsay, say hello to your future....except the 40 year old part...you already look like that.

Fucking barf. I'm a redhead, and I know better than baking myself in the fucking sun until I'm a crispy freckled nightmare. Freckles are damn cute until they start looking like you were sprayed with shit. Whenever I start feeling self-conscious about my own, I'll just think of LL and her extra-crisy bucket.

That guy is butt ugly and dirrrrrty looking.
Lindsay's belly looks like a dead seabass my grampi caught last summer, except Lindsay probably smells WAY more like a dead fish.

This girl is a complete retard, just 2 days ago I read another story where AGAIN she was whining about how people think she's this crazy party girl. Gosh I wonder where they got that notion from. I mean don't all the good quiet girls go to parties that are serving buttloads of crack and rip their shirts open and dance around in their bras.

This girl is either insanely stupid or unbelievably self centered OR BOTH. Fuck, I'm starting to hate her more than Paris Hilton and I LOATH that filthy slut.

I need to get out my Thesaurus and find all of the variations for the word "pig," because when I looked at those pictures of Lohan it was the first word that came to mind, but there's got to be a better one. Being famous and being a pig is nothing to be happy about, unless of course you're Arnold Ziffel or that pig from Charlotte's Web, or the "Babe" pig. Then you can be a P. Diddy kind of arrogant pig, wearing your reflector shades and doing that annoying licking your lips / sucking your gums thing that he does all the time, just going from club to club to club, having your entourage fuck with the other paying customers, telling the world to kiss your ass, because while you may be a PIG, you're a pig who's MADE IT, baby, and no one will ever knock you on your pompous ass like they should because you have a lot of money and you throw it around. Lindsay's not that kind of pig. It's like yin and yang without the harmony that holds the two extremes together. The sweet part is partying with her when she picks up the tab, the sour part is having to stick around after she's taken off her pants. I'll bet it's like Mel Gibson in "Man Without A Face" down there. On one hand, you turn away in gut-clenching revulsion. On the other, you're unable to unfix your gaze. That's what I think Lindsay has in her pants. Mel Gibson. The immediate reaction to looking at Lindsay Lohan after she's dropped trou has got to be "Were you born that way? Did you have an accident? Have you actually LOOKED down there lately? Would you like for me to call the paramedics?"

Yeah,#61!!! What 82 said!!! We like FRIST!!!

Oh, wait that's me...

Sorry I was gone for a while, so I didn't know I was being dissed. I feel so special, you all stood up for me while I was gone!!!
Thank you. But now that I'm back,

Victor, you are raunchier than a jar of mayonnaise left out in my car for 3 weeks. And wow, you sure got me good with that whole "what is frist" thing. Read the archives, you foot cramp!!!

Is there a new post yet?

I *like* freckles.

Adds contrast.

If she was planning on taking off her shirt--
the least she could do was wear a cute bra,
then maybe there would be one nice thing to look at in the pictures.

I feel bad for Kelly--
She lost her car, now her purse, what's next? Some weight maybe?

she's HUGE....lookit that gut!! and the dumb ass freckles...eewwwwwwwwwww....that what happens when you abuse drugs and alcohol...your tissues retain fluids...she is a huge bloated beached frecklie whale...

be free Orca...go back to the wild where you came from...

dumb ass!!!

In that first one she looks so much like her coked up mother it's not even funny.

#94...No one should like THAT many freckles. A few over the nose is cute, but looking diseased because you have so many is not.

I hate that she thinks she's sexy. She's not and she never will be. She's a nasty ass fucking ginger and those are NEVER sexy.

have fun this weekend babies...
[actually it hasnt started yet for most people]
busy...
[getting laid are we ?]
wont be around for a while
[so do whatever you want]
...
deja vu
[yeah... like anyone cares]
[ before you say it... : )]

STONED, BEER GUT, HO, WITH COME FUCK ME EYES. But I think the guy is cute, unfortunatly wouldn't touch him now with Brit-Brits cowboy boots. Cuz I would NEVER want to follow BloHan !! She just screams STD !!!

She's channeling Anna-Nicole.

I love the coke vial worn as as necklace, that screams class.

My name Borat! I like sex. Is nice!

But dis... dis not so nice.

I wish I could get away with ripping my shirt off at parties and dancing around in my bra but, the last time I tried I got covered 10 liters of blood and cum... from all the girls killing themselves and all the boys and their giant simultaneous jizz fountain.
But that happens every time I leave the house, which is why I am a shut in who writes on blogs all day.

Actually I'm realy sick and stuck at home suffering, I walked by Paris Hilton once and now I have some a horrible, hybrid, airborn STD virus... poor me.

She's like the reincarnation of everyone that's ever died in a rural tornado. Except with double the AIDS.

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She looks like the girl outside some Alabama Meth Lab who just dances even though theres no music.

Next time you wonder why you don't have an Academy Award, remember this party and these photos, LiLo! #90 summed it up very nicely.

#34 - you must get your writing tips from Mr. Fish himself.

#75 - Nice South Park Movie reference there, Mr. Troll!

103, I thought that's what that was.

Linds will no doubt attempt damage control & say it's a lighter or miniature fun bubbles.

Holy cow that girl has freckles.

Cool, she is dancing with a bisexual fudge-packer. Hopefully his gay ear will look even more gay and retarded when he is 45 years old, if aids doesn't get him frist. The planet would be better off if someone tossed those two parasites into a tree shredder.

After seeing those frecks, I don't think I could possibly enjoy cumming on her stomach.

*sigh* Oh Linday, Lindsay. Even though the second pic totally brings me back to my drunken escapades in highschool, I luckily only engaged in as many as could be counted on my right hand. You, on the other hand (pun intended), would need to grow 10,273 more arms to tabulate the times you were so doggone, leery-eyed, come-hither, drunk as you are here. Now that's something to be proud of.

Who told this spotted tramp that she was pretty? What a cruel lie.

I think her gut looks fine......

on a 52 year old long haul trucker

and who would you rather be corn-holing:
a disease infested Lohan or a fat pig bitch Kelly Osborn (whose also probably disease infested, but who really gives a shit)?

What is her hand doing in the first pic? Gonad tickle ?

i love the sequence of photos. in the first one, the guy, who looks pretty wasted is like,

"hey, a chick in a bra, sweet..."

then he looks closer, realises it's Lindsay Lohan, who might actually be a dude...

"I think i've had too much coke... fuck.."

also i reckon 'herbiefrog' is actually lindsay.
only ever posts on lindsay stories. and it's always stupid crap a four-year-old would write.

hillbilly gone bad??? she tryin to be like Brittany or what....sleezy!

She's a walking star constilation!

Oh my Satan, she looks like a fucking diseased leper!

Dude's hair looks like japanese anime. Is he Cowboy Beebop? Dragonball Z?

Looks like the dude in the first picture is trying to get a picture of her boobs with his phone...

ewwww, I looked too long (Puke)

Bitch==go home and get stoned===it's safer..Can't wait to LMAF when u get busted...

Yikes. Quel belly.

There's a hanging-boob-shaped white spot right under her right boob in the first pic. The bitch is so stupid that she didn't put any fake tain on that place.

What is LMAF...Laugh My Ass Fat? Listen, My Ass Farts?

It's a top, haven't you seen seinfeld?!

#126
The Queen is in Virginia
waiting for U
she asked specifically for her
little dirty jersz-mammy
she did 50 yrs. ago
when she was last here
go get her, bitch
do her good!!!!Faloopaz...

Why are you alway so angry Kelli? Being such a great believer must create a lot of frustrations. No sex, no fun, no tv, no blood transfusion. What a boring life.

Lindsay lohan's hair are horrible...

First off MIA===don't talk about my mother...I can say some shit about yourz!

I have plenty of fun, this after all is the fun capital of the world...more fun than I know what to do with....

Maybe I do need sex, but oh well....

angry becoz the old people sold out our country all in the name of money,bitchez
ruined it for us younger generation..yea, like hasn't the govt.already spent all of our futurez money..what a ripoff..

Oh yea, your mom mustof been a real winner...

Ho non pleaaassse...! Don't say mean things on my mom. You have such credibility, cause you know my mom better than me, and i'm stupid enough to believe what you could say...

Also, someone who is able to come on a gossip site and tell that she speaks to her dead mom is a total genius. What did you expect when you tell me that? That I would feel compassion? In fact, I feel pity. Your just pathetic.

You seem to be one angry teenager with your ''don't talk about my mother...I can say some shit about yourz!''. What a menace! I almost feel like i'm back to highschool.

Oh!
I almost forgot...
Your mom can predict the futur.
Nice.
Is she in a glass cage? Wearing some gypsie clothe and performing in funfair for 2$ ?
Cause i'd like to visit her and ask her who is the man of my life.

That's wildy avant garde, Senor Kelli, with an I.

I see Senor and that asshole from Quebec, Mia, have gotten acquainted. This is gonna be a lot like watching a Special Olympics fencing match.

I can't get over how ugly she is, I mean that bitch is busted beyond.

134
Me, an asshole? How rude you are... I was going to send you a gift of 50 crashing airplanes for your 16 aniversary, but i'll keep it... I'll send them to kelli. She is so much more interesting than you... At least, she's still a virgin.

134
Now that you are in the fight with me and kelli, we will have to change our category. Its now para-olympic, since your handicapped.

'Nuff said.

You finally shut the fuck up. Thank g... whatever.

god stop being such a whore lindsey. we already know.

my eyes!!!

Lindsay's hot....I'd do her anytime...who cares about freckles....you're all jealous of her fame and $$$ and wanna be her.

This is supposed to be hot? What the fuck is the world coming to?

I look better in drag. Nice gut, bitch.

#136==shove those 50 crashing airplanes up your asshole...ok! after all==after all that F'n, I'm sure they'd fit. Little word of advice==Americanz r a little touchy about crashing airplanez,better watch==U might end up in Guantonomo with the others. p.s. however, I did appreciate the virgin comment==your still an asshole,though!

#134===how about making the Puluski Bridge even more famous==and jump the f'k off, bitch...

You really have a problem with sex, don't you?
And I made this crashing airplanes joke on purpose cause I know you are a little touchy about it and keep moaning about the victim you are.

So you are a virgin? Great! That confirm your age.

I personally think we should use airplanes in demolition projects more often.

#145===Hey gateway to Hell,,,how can sex be a problem if I'm not having it..dumbshit

The airplane thing,,yea,,I'm not a victim==but therez alot of New Yorkerz who are and if I hate u for the comment...
they would probably smash your face in for it...U really do want us to get hit again and u know it!! It won't happen...

lol BIG WORD!!!

Something here screams that; "Not so fresh feeling".

147
How old are you? Your problem with sex depend of your age. If you are younger than 18, ok, but if you are older, you have a problem.

I don't want you to get hit again. I just want you to stop moaning about it. Lots of countries are the target of terrorists, or wars, and you don't ear about it every second.

*hear*

Come on, people. That is what a normal person's body looks like! Not starved skinny, airbrushed majic.

she would look better without a bra

i wont to see her pussy, and fuck it too

i wont to see her pussy, and fuck it too

i wont to see her pussy, and fuck it too

DAMN.. LL is so fuckng HOT i wangt to nail her so badly.. all you bitches who talk shit about her are just jeaous!!

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