May 23 2007Lindsay Lohan kicked out of hotels
Lindsay Lohan allegedly made such a scene at the Soho Grand she was asked to leave the hotel. Calum Best checked into the hotel with another woman and, shortly after, Lindsay checked in with another guy to try and make him jealous. She then went out partying until 1:30am and when she got back she collapsed in the lobby and had to be carried back to her room by the hotel manager. A source says:
“She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties,” an insider told the tab.
Lohan then repeatedly telephoned Best’s room, and at one point went to his door and banged on it. When he answered the door though, Lindsay peeked inside and saw the other woman in there.
“She went cuckoo,” a source told the tab. “She yelled at him, slammed the door and banged on it some more.” Lohan was reportedly escorted back to her room, but after various other escapades, at 5:30 a.m. she was asked to leave the hotel — and checked out at 6:30 a.m.
I was asked to leave a hotel once, but only because my body kept setting off the fire alarms. Sometimes I can't help but wonder if being born this hot was a curse. But then I look in the mirror and laugh hysterically, because hey, c'mon, seriously? I don't think so.

Reader Comments
1. Ruby - May 23, 2007 7:31 AM
FROST!!!
2. djthecat - May 23, 2007 7:32 AM
Crap! so close Again!
3. Ruby - May 23, 2007 7:32 AM
Nice fucking weight-lifting gloves. What a dumb fire crotch.
4. Jason The Barbarian - May 23, 2007 7:33 AM
That's some good morning trash.
5. djthecat - May 23, 2007 7:33 AM
This is not a difficult lesson, lindsey. Stop the effing drinking and passing out, you freak!
6. Stoned Bored - May 23, 2007 7:35 AM
6th!!!!!!!
7. djthecat - May 23, 2007 7:36 AM
maybe if she tans enough, all of her freckles will run together and she will look normal.
8. Pokemon_Johnson - May 23, 2007 7:39 AM
what a pathetic little whore
9. mudluv - May 23, 2007 7:49 AM
mmmm, i love the smell of coked up lohan in the morn'n
10. glarble - May 23, 2007 7:50 AM
She went "Cuckoo" with no "Panties" !?
Source must've been 60+
11. ThatIsGay - May 23, 2007 7:51 AM
Lindsay is so emo.
12. norio - May 23, 2007 7:53 AM
pic #3
look'n pregnant
:(
13. Josh_Lavarn - May 23, 2007 7:54 AM
Does this mean she won't be starring in the next "Herbie" sequel???!!!
14. Zoostation - May 23, 2007 7:55 AM
The untimely death of John Belushi does not necessitate you wearing his Blues Brothers sunglasses around in public.
15. Chauncey Gardner - May 23, 2007 7:55 AM
My day would have been so much better if it read: "Lindsay Lohan gets kicked out of hotel window by Paris Hilton, who is so stupid that she forgot their legs were shackled together."
16. Carpediem - May 23, 2007 7:56 AM
Bitch needs some therapy! I'm so sick of this coked out twatwaffle!! We should all boicot her stupid-ass movies and maybe the studios will stop hiring her! I'm sick of seeing this cunt everywhere!
17. Bern - May 23, 2007 7:59 AM
I would like to make fun of her for this, but I roll around hotel lobbies without panties on like twice a week.
18. RichPort - May 23, 2007 8:05 AM
Of course, they were just called 'tels before she showed up...
19. roastedmelons - May 23, 2007 8:06 AM
@15 Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
20. whitegold - May 23, 2007 8:07 AM
Am I the only person who has no clue who Calum Best is supposed to be?!
LL is a loser, and she's ugly. Wtf.
21. CS - May 23, 2007 8:09 AM
Is that a mongo zit hiding under makeup on the left side of her nose in the last picture? It looks like it could take over the world...
22. BarbadoSlim - May 23, 2007 8:17 AM
Ooooooh boy, If only I had been head of security, my report to the police would've gone something like this:
Well you see Sgt. O'Hara, she was belligerent, and obviously tweaked, that's why we tazered her the first seven times at the end of which she rushed our staff and that's when we had to beat her to death.
23. Josh_Lavarn - May 23, 2007 8:21 AM
Calum just got sick of screwing some blonde only to discover fire-crotch pubes stuck in his teeth everytime he munched her box.
24. Jesse - May 23, 2007 8:22 AM
I never have posted a comment on this site, this is the first time, but I've always been a fan... until posts like this that is.
"I was asked to leave a hotel once, but only because my body kept setting off the fire alarms. Sometimes I can't help but wonder if being born this hot was a curse. But then I look in the mirror and laugh hysterically, because hey, c'mon, seriously? I don't think so."
I think that might have been the most UN-FUNNY thing I've ever read... whoever wrote this, try and get laid a more suitable way, you're making me not want to come to this site anymore.
25. [Xenu] - May 23, 2007 8:22 AM
don't mess with firecrotch!
26. Imacracka - May 23, 2007 8:24 AM
A young hollwood slut not wearing panties?
I AM SHOCKED!!!!!
27. andi - May 23, 2007 8:25 AM
god!!look at her lips!! I bet she went to see her plastic surgeon!! anyway I feel very sorry for her cause she's just 21 and her life is such a mess!!!
28. Imacracka - May 23, 2007 8:25 AM
A young hollwood slut not wearing panties?
I AM SHOCKED!!!!!
29. Harriett - May 23, 2007 8:28 AM
#16...twatwaffle...best new word for Webster's in 2007...thanks for the laugh...
Her 'Sunset Tan' package didn't seem to include her feet? WTF? They look like they belong to some old guy who wears black socks and Teva sandals to the beach!
30. B - May 23, 2007 8:28 AM
Hey, I've never posted on this site before but 24 needs to lighten up.
31. Jimbo ∞ - May 23, 2007 8:28 AM
So where are the pictures of her on the lobby floor with no panties???
Bern - nice DMBS
32. iamsam - May 23, 2007 8:38 AM
at least she looks clean for once
33. Sugah - May 23, 2007 8:47 AM
Can we please stop calling her firecrotch? For one thing, she probably has her maids dye her pubes so she probably doesn't even have "firecrotch". Secondly, the person who started the whole stupid thing was a huge shitbag who manages to get into clubs by begging and being excrutiatingly pathetic.
I can't believe how freaking insane she is. She's been through how many relationships now? And she's freaking out over a skinhead with an average body and a shitty personality? Fantastic. If a security video ever leaked to the press, I'd be one happy camper.
34. me - May 23, 2007 8:48 AM
such a shame that she is allowed to wear those sun glasses...
35. Jimbo ∞ - May 23, 2007 8:52 AM
@34 At least they are better than the Hobo Kelly glasses Nicole Richie wears. Check the last post
36. krazihottkellik - May 23, 2007 8:52 AM
Hey "Death Becomez Her"
soon she'll be dead from
all that blowwwwwwwwwww..
Funny how thiz bitch can't
keep a man.....
also funny how she turned
that face into an old face..
37. Fishstick - May 23, 2007 8:57 AM
Cunt-Monkey.
38. lambman - May 23, 2007 8:58 AM
Man, the crazy train is on a role and there is NO end in sight!
39. fwanga - May 23, 2007 9:00 AM
1. "twatwaffle" -the best new word ever
2. I know why they call it a trainwreck-you are so disgusted and afraid to look at the sight, yet, strangely you are drawn and can't help yourself. LL is the epitome of that definition.
3. I too, would be watching that leaked video OVER AND OVER until I died of happiness.
Thanks for the laughs today...
40. Ruby - May 23, 2007 9:05 AM
@35 are you practicing your ghetto haikus again? yo. yo.
41. Fishstick - May 23, 2007 9:06 AM
Stop farting around and eat your goddamned beans.
42. wedgeone - May 23, 2007 9:11 AM
First, I am glad to see that "twatwaffle" has generated such a fan following, but please - don't wear it out.
#14 - LiLo is only trying to give an "adequite" tribute to JB! Leave her alone.
har-har-har! >^D
#15 - Chauncey - please apply to AntiClown media to become a new writer. That shit was funny, and #24 is right - that commentary is so overused at this point ... just like Lilo's worn out firecrotch.
#22 - Slim, can you do that to her anyway? I promise to pay your bail should the police decide to arrest you for it ... although I have my doubts that they would.
#31 - agreed. Unless there are photos of said bare naked temper tantrum, I must doubt the validity of the story.
43. DonkeyPunchster - May 23, 2007 9:11 AM
@17 - Bern, today's boob shot is tres magnifique. You may have outdone yesterday's Asian. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
44. DonkeyPunchster - May 23, 2007 9:12 AM
@17 - Bern, today's boob shot is tres magnifique. You may have outdone yesterday's Asian. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
45. wedgeone - May 23, 2007 9:16 AM
Hey Bern - do the massive breast submissions have to have the aereola & nips covered, or are topless pics welcome?
46. Icarus - May 23, 2007 9:19 AM
Why is she staying in hotels? She was recently given a condo up by time square. Shouldn't she be causing drama there?
47. ALIANA - May 23, 2007 9:20 AM
BIG DEAL!!! I'M SURE WE'VE DONE CRAZY SHIT TOO!!!
48. frenchie - May 23, 2007 9:26 AM
She looks surprisingly better in these photos... oh yeah... her face is more covered up. Just like Jack Nicholson, Lindsey must alway wear those sunglasses from now on...even at night. It hides the age.
49. me - May 23, 2007 9:37 AM
@ 36
those glasses are way to classy for that uhm freak
50. Spindoc - May 23, 2007 9:40 AM
The comments at the end of the article are getting to be so stupid. Please, stop.
51. adeliza - May 23, 2007 9:48 AM
I asked what Calum Best ever did, and I never got an answer. I think he has a famous dad, but.....the trend with the 4 bimbos of the apocolypse is to find the least famous guy possible to screw. Probablly because none of the A, B, and C list celebrities will touch these skanks. Plus, once you've done so many men....the only way to go is down...
52. Bern - May 23, 2007 9:49 AM
#45 - I generally want most of the nip covered up. I'm not a porn site and 95% of my adoring public reads while at work. But, if you send me naked pictures, I assure you that I will peruse them with the diligence expected from a respected journalist such as myself.
53. schack - May 23, 2007 9:59 AM
"So where are the pictures of her on the lobby floor with no panties???"
just guessing here, but i think the least-desired workspace is the cubicle next to priapism-Jimbo.
54. Alexandra - May 23, 2007 10:03 AM
Lindsay is always getting herself in trouble yet it always seems to be very entertaining...
www.myspace.com/alxandraalexis
55. adeliza - May 23, 2007 10:06 AM
#20---Seems like Calum Best has a famous football player as a Father. English, football that is. I think he is better known across the pond. He has done modeling and reality shows, and pretty much lives off of his name and the starlets he bags. That's about all I could find out.
56. beetle - May 23, 2007 10:07 AM
i heard lindsay lohan's life was a 3 piece puzzle she couldn't put together.
57. B - May 23, 2007 10:16 AM
Calum Best's father was George Best. He was Northern Irish and played for an English football team. Generally regarded to be one of the best players of all time. Died recently of alcoholism. The son doesn't seem to have much talent other than for appearing on reality TV shows and hanging around famous people. His father was very highly thought off in the UK and Ireland.
58. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - May 23, 2007 10:17 AM
Wow that sounds excatly like my honeymoon. including the part with me rolling around with no panties on. That's right Edna I said panties
Report me Edna! It's for my own good !
Paise Jebus
59. WowJustWow - May 23, 2007 11:00 AM
This POS has no shame.
60. Spindoc - May 23, 2007 11:21 AM
He HAS to be a drug dealer. There is NO other reason that somebody as unattractive as him would be banging all these famous girls.
61. Whammer Jammer - May 23, 2007 11:21 AM
I can't wait to see how Dina is going to spin this one.
62. Danklin - May 23, 2007 11:21 AM
Christ, im tired of these lameass pictures of Lohan looking like a dumbass. Where were the photogs whens when was writhing around on the floor without panties on? Jesus, and you call yourselves professional journalists.
63. gossipmonger - May 23, 2007 11:24 AM
I signed in to say the same as a few othersa have pointed out... and that is, Carpediem wins the thread with the word twatwaffle, hands down. That word SHOULD be nominated for Websters! thanks for the laugh.
64. gossipmonger - May 23, 2007 11:25 AM
I signed in to say the same as a few others have pointed out... and that is, Carpediem wins the thread with the word twatwaffle, hands down. That word SHOULD be nominated for Websters! thanks for the laugh.
65. gossipmonger - May 23, 2007 11:27 AM
oops sorry for the double post!
66. Anderson - May 23, 2007 11:34 AM
She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties,” an insider told the tab.
And NO ONE took any pictures? What the hell are those little cameras in our phones for?
67. Cleggy - May 23, 2007 11:37 AM
If someone from the club is missing a watch, I'd check that hotel's lost-and-found. It probably fell out while she was writhing on the floor.
68. Sheva - May 23, 2007 12:05 PM
This guy is George Best's son. Wow, someone should have an intervention and keep him away from this skank.
George Best was one of the all time greats. He was just completely brilliant with a gift we don't get to see in this life.
69. ThatIsGay - May 23, 2007 12:36 PM
#51: Calum is or was a model. Now, in Britain, hes like a TV personality. I guess like Tyra Banks. Except hes white, has a dick and is poorer, plus his dad was famous too.
70. ThatIsGay - May 23, 2007 12:37 PM
#51: Calum is or was a model. Now, in Britain, hes like a TV personality. I guess like Tyra Banks. Except hes white, has a dick and is poorer, plus his dad was famous too.
71. jenster - May 23, 2007 1:07 PM
i see her making it to 27. thats about it. and unfortuently, years from now when she does have a massive heart attack from all that blow and keels over face first on the bathroom floor, the media is going to be like
"ooooh, r.i.p, blah blah blah, she was so talented" ugh. kinda like the whole anna nicole thing.
72. BarbadoSlim - May 23, 2007 1:26 PM
Like Tyra Banks you say?...that automatically makes him, like, a piece of shit...
73. DahliaRose - May 23, 2007 3:00 PM
Her look is so very bi-polar. She either looks good or looks like crap. There is no gray area for her. I think in another five years that time will catch-up with her, and she will look like crap all the time.
74. yrmomlovesme - May 23, 2007 3:11 PM
twatwaffle is not a new word -- i've been using it as an insult for years. funny thing is, i learned it from my mom.
yeah, that's right. my mom.
75. herbiefrog - May 23, 2007 3:12 PM
...actually
calum: son of george best
short guy who kicked
balls around...
...drank a lot
...a lot a lot
...a lot alot
went thru his own liver...
...borrowed someone elses
...than drank his way thru
...that one too
hey linds babe : )
maybe... you better off without
a lowlife like that ?
[?] : )
76. madaboutzoe - May 23, 2007 3:28 PM
Good for her stupid ass!!
77. MadameO - May 23, 2007 3:31 PM
On the other hand, she looks fabulous in these shots....from the neck up, that is.
78. ashley - May 23, 2007 5:40 PM
mmm ashy knees.
79. getyourhandoutofmycat - May 23, 2007 9:37 PM
I thought she was morphing into Fergie but now she looks more like Tara Reid...I don't know which is worse
80. captain obvious - May 24, 2007 8:28 AM
I can't wait to see how she looks when she's 40...considering she already looks 40 now. How can someone who's only 20 look so damn haggard???!!! There must be a boat load of drugs involved. That being said, maybe she won't make it to 40. Although if she does, she will be long out of the limelight by then. I see her pulling a Lois Lane.
81. conner - May 25, 2007 2:58 PM
everyone knows that you can't get away with acting wierd, changing your skin color, and wearing fingerless gloves (and 80's ray bans for that matter,even if they are in or back in) all at the same time unless you are Michael Jackson.
82. annie - May 27, 2007 11:09 AM
im so effing tired of this piece of garbage hogging the gossip pages. She is everywhere!god, im so sick of her.i wish she would just freeze and die tomorrow and maybe then i would get some peace and quiet...
sorry,when you turn 61 you have a tendency of getting a bit cranky.