May 23 2007Lindsay Lohan kicked out of hotels

FROST!!!

Crap! so close Again!

Nice fucking weight-lifting gloves. What a dumb fire crotch.

That's some good morning trash.

This is not a difficult lesson, lindsey. Stop the effing drinking and passing out, you freak!

6th!!!!!!!

maybe if she tans enough, all of her freckles will run together and she will look normal.

what a pathetic little whore

mmmm, i love the smell of coked up lohan in the morn'n

She went "Cuckoo" with no "Panties" !?
Source must've been 60+

Lindsay is so emo.

pic #3
look'n pregnant
:(

Does this mean she won't be starring in the next "Herbie" sequel???!!!

The untimely death of John Belushi does not necessitate you wearing his Blues Brothers sunglasses around in public.

My day would have been so much better if it read: "Lindsay Lohan gets kicked out of hotel window by Paris Hilton, who is so stupid that she forgot their legs were shackled together."

Bitch needs some therapy! I'm so sick of this coked out twatwaffle!! We should all boicot her stupid-ass movies and maybe the studios will stop hiring her! I'm sick of seeing this cunt everywhere!

I would like to make fun of her for this, but I roll around hotel lobbies without panties on like twice a week.

Of course, they were just called 'tels before she showed up...

@15 Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!

Am I the only person who has no clue who Calum Best is supposed to be?!

LL is a loser, and she's ugly. Wtf.

Is that a mongo zit hiding under makeup on the left side of her nose in the last picture? It looks like it could take over the world...

Ooooooh boy, If only I had been head of security, my report to the police would've gone something like this:

Well you see Sgt. O'Hara, she was belligerent, and obviously tweaked, that's why we tazered her the first seven times at the end of which she rushed our staff and that's when we had to beat her to death.

Calum just got sick of screwing some blonde only to discover fire-crotch pubes stuck in his teeth everytime he munched her box.

I never have posted a comment on this site, this is the first time, but I've always been a fan... until posts like this that is.

"I was asked to leave a hotel once, but only because my body kept setting off the fire alarms. Sometimes I can't help but wonder if being born this hot was a curse. But then I look in the mirror and laugh hysterically, because hey, c'mon, seriously? I don't think so."

I think that might have been the most UN-FUNNY thing I've ever read... whoever wrote this, try and get laid a more suitable way, you're making me not want to come to this site anymore.

don't mess with firecrotch!

A young hollwood slut not wearing panties?

I AM SHOCKED!!!!!

god!!look at her lips!! I bet she went to see her plastic surgeon!! anyway I feel very sorry for her cause she's just 21 and her life is such a mess!!!

A young hollwood slut not wearing panties?

I AM SHOCKED!!!!!

#16...twatwaffle...best new word for Webster's in 2007...thanks for the laugh...
Her 'Sunset Tan' package didn't seem to include her feet? WTF? They look like they belong to some old guy who wears black socks and Teva sandals to the beach!

Hey, I've never posted on this site before but 24 needs to lighten up.

So where are the pictures of her on the lobby floor with no panties???

Bern - nice DMBS

at least she looks clean for once

Can we please stop calling her firecrotch? For one thing, she probably has her maids dye her pubes so she probably doesn't even have "firecrotch". Secondly, the person who started the whole stupid thing was a huge shitbag who manages to get into clubs by begging and being excrutiatingly pathetic.

I can't believe how freaking insane she is. She's been through how many relationships now? And she's freaking out over a skinhead with an average body and a shitty personality? Fantastic. If a security video ever leaked to the press, I'd be one happy camper.

such a shame that she is allowed to wear those sun glasses...

Hey "Death Becomez Her"
soon she'll be dead from
all that blowwwwwwwwwww..

Funny how thiz bitch can't
keep a man.....

also funny how she turned
that face into an old face..

@34 At least they are better than the Hobo Kelly glasses Nicole Richie wears. Check the last post

Cunt-Monkey.

Man, the crazy train is on a role and there is NO end in sight!

1. "twatwaffle" -the best new word ever

2. I know why they call it a trainwreck-you are so disgusted and afraid to look at the sight, yet, strangely you are drawn and can't help yourself. LL is the epitome of that definition.

3. I too, would be watching that leaked video OVER AND OVER until I died of happiness.

Thanks for the laughs today...

@35 are you practicing your ghetto haikus again? yo. yo.

Stop farting around and eat your goddamned beans.

First, I am glad to see that "twatwaffle" has generated such a fan following, but please - don't wear it out.

#14 - LiLo is only trying to give an "adequite" tribute to JB! Leave her alone.
har-har-har! >^D
#15 - Chauncey - please apply to AntiClown media to become a new writer. That shit was funny, and #24 is right - that commentary is so overused at this point ... just like Lilo's worn out firecrotch.

#22 - Slim, can you do that to her anyway? I promise to pay your bail should the police decide to arrest you for it ... although I have my doubts that they would.

#31 - agreed. Unless there are photos of said bare naked temper tantrum, I must doubt the validity of the story.

@17 - Bern, today's boob shot is tres magnifique. You may have outdone yesterday's Asian. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

@17 - Bern, today's boob shot is tres magnifique. You may have outdone yesterday's Asian. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

Hey Bern - do the massive breast submissions have to have the aereola & nips covered, or are topless pics welcome?

Why is she staying in hotels? She was recently given a condo up by time square. Shouldn't she be causing drama there?

BIG DEAL!!! I'M SURE WE'VE DONE CRAZY SHIT TOO!!!

She looks surprisingly better in these photos... oh yeah... her face is more covered up. Just like Jack Nicholson, Lindsey must alway wear those sunglasses from now on...even at night. It hides the age.

@ 36

those glasses are way to classy for that uhm freak

The comments at the end of the article are getting to be so stupid. Please, stop.

I asked what Calum Best ever did, and I never got an answer. I think he has a famous dad, but.....the trend with the 4 bimbos of the apocolypse is to find the least famous guy possible to screw. Probablly because none of the A, B, and C list celebrities will touch these skanks. Plus, once you've done so many men....the only way to go is down...

#45 - I generally want most of the nip covered up. I'm not a porn site and 95% of my adoring public reads while at work. But, if you send me naked pictures, I assure you that I will peruse them with the diligence expected from a respected journalist such as myself.

"So where are the pictures of her on the lobby floor with no panties???"

just guessing here, but i think the least-desired workspace is the cubicle next to priapism-Jimbo.

Lindsay is always getting herself in trouble yet it always seems to be very entertaining...

www.myspace.com/alxandraalexis

#20---Seems like Calum Best has a famous football player as a Father. English, football that is. I think he is better known across the pond. He has done modeling and reality shows, and pretty much lives off of his name and the starlets he bags. That's about all I could find out.

i heard lindsay lohan's life was a 3 piece puzzle she couldn't put together.

Calum Best's father was George Best. He was Northern Irish and played for an English football team. Generally regarded to be one of the best players of all time. Died recently of alcoholism. The son doesn't seem to have much talent other than for appearing on reality TV shows and hanging around famous people. His father was very highly thought off in the UK and Ireland.

Wow that sounds excatly like my honeymoon. including the part with me rolling around with no panties on. That's right Edna I said panties

Report me Edna! It's for my own good !

Paise Jebus

This POS has no shame.

He HAS to be a drug dealer. There is NO other reason that somebody as unattractive as him would be banging all these famous girls.

I can't wait to see how Dina is going to spin this one.

Christ, im tired of these lameass pictures of Lohan looking like a dumbass. Where were the photogs whens when was writhing around on the floor without panties on? Jesus, and you call yourselves professional journalists.

I signed in to say the same as a few othersa have pointed out... and that is, Carpediem wins the thread with the word twatwaffle, hands down. That word SHOULD be nominated for Websters! thanks for the laugh.

I signed in to say the same as a few others have pointed out... and that is, Carpediem wins the thread with the word twatwaffle, hands down. That word SHOULD be nominated for Websters! thanks for the laugh.

oops sorry for the double post!

She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties,” an insider told the tab.

And NO ONE took any pictures? What the hell are those little cameras in our phones for?

If someone from the club is missing a watch, I'd check that hotel's lost-and-found. It probably fell out while she was writhing on the floor.

This guy is George Best's son. Wow, someone should have an intervention and keep him away from this skank.

George Best was one of the all time greats. He was just completely brilliant with a gift we don't get to see in this life.

#51: Calum is or was a model. Now, in Britain, hes like a TV personality. I guess like Tyra Banks. Except hes white, has a dick and is poorer, plus his dad was famous too.

#51: Calum is or was a model. Now, in Britain, hes like a TV personality. I guess like Tyra Banks. Except hes white, has a dick and is poorer, plus his dad was famous too.

i see her making it to 27. thats about it. and unfortuently, years from now when she does have a massive heart attack from all that blow and keels over face first on the bathroom floor, the media is going to be like
"ooooh, r.i.p, blah blah blah, she was so talented" ugh. kinda like the whole anna nicole thing.

Like Tyra Banks you say?...that automatically makes him, like, a piece of shit...

Her look is so very bi-polar. She either looks good or looks like crap. There is no gray area for her. I think in another five years that time will catch-up with her, and she will look like crap all the time.

twatwaffle is not a new word -- i've been using it as an insult for years. funny thing is, i learned it from my mom.

yeah, that's right. my mom.

...actually

calum: son of george best

short guy who kicked
balls around...
...drank a lot
...a lot a lot
...a lot alot

went thru his own liver...

...borrowed someone elses
...than drank his way thru
...that one too

hey linds babe : )

maybe... you better off without

a lowlife like that ?

[?] : )

Good for her stupid ass!!

On the other hand, she looks fabulous in these shots....from the neck up, that is.

mmm ashy knees.

I thought she was morphing into Fergie but now she looks more like Tara Reid...I don't know which is worse

I can't wait to see how she looks when she's 40...considering she already looks 40 now. How can someone who's only 20 look so damn haggard???!!! There must be a boat load of drugs involved. That being said, maybe she won't make it to 40. Although if she does, she will be long out of the limelight by then. I see her pulling a Lois Lane.

everyone knows that you can't get away with acting wierd, changing your skin color, and wearing fingerless gloves (and 80's ray bans for that matter,even if they are in or back in) all at the same time unless you are Michael Jackson.

im so effing tired of this piece of garbage hogging the gossip pages. She is everywhere!god, im so sick of her.i wish she would just freeze and die tomorrow and maybe then i would get some peace and quiet...
sorry,when you turn 61 you have a tendency of getting a bit cranky.