May 23 2007Lindsay Lohan is worst recovering alcoholic ever

Nicely done, ho

They're going to need 500 kilos of blow STAT!

Oh yeah? Has she evet put Bacardi 151 in her bong, smoked for a week with it, then poured herself a shot out of it to not waste it? Has she? No??? Good, then I win.

loooooooooooooser

If you have to be stricken with a disease, alcoholism is definitely the one to choose.

Un...fucking...believable!
I don't know what is worse, this or Paris Hilton getting paid six figures to attend that ball in Austria.

Shit like this is why these no talent ass clowns don't disappear off the face of the earth. I hope someone slips her a Mickey and she dies of alcohol/drug poisoning at her party.

Satan ... it's time to come & claim her soul.

Rich - did you filter the resin out of the Barcardi before you drank the shot? Then roll up the filter and smoke it?

I got an invite to the party. The invitation asks me not to pee for a week so that I can piss on Lindsay. BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

nine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would love to know who these twatwaffles are that will pay these losers to show up to their parties and why? Are their parties that big of pile of crap that they need to pay these assholes to show up just so they will look cool?

Oh happy day! (Oh happy day!)
When Jesus washed...
My sins away.

It is very sad to say but I don't think she will live to see 30. This girl has major problems and her supporting cast and family are even worse. What a sad, sick situation. She's not even a star anymore. She is a joke.

whats the big deal, i'm sure she invited all her buds from aa & rehab.

these sunglasses that these whores wear remind me of the 80's

while she is at it, she should get Valtrex to sponsor the event as well.

If this girl reaches the age of 30, I'll be amazed.

Because they are sponsoring her birthday I will now NEVER drink Svedka Vodka.

Join me people. BOYCOTT SVEDKA for supporting this used up Skank Lohan!!!!

Best party ever? Only if she dies.... Only if she dies...

I wonder whose testicles will be on her chin that night?

Anal-Ese is going to be a cosponsor.

This little whore is a MAJOR piece of work.

Any bets on how long it takes before her twat falls out of her?

Shiiiit ... Vodka and anal-ease? I'm so there.

Anal-Ese, even.

Oh, and I think the words "twat" and "twatwaffle" are being grossly overused. We have a vast vocabulary of vulgarities, folks, let's use them!

Oh and I think the words "twat" and "twat-waffle" are being grossly overused. We have a vast vocabulary of vulgarities, folks - let's use them!

Her ears are the only things playing a part in keeping those rediculous ginormous glasses on her freckled invaded face. Her nose is just playing the part of innocent bystander.

She'll live to be 30, but she'll have a gonad neck and a turkey waddle ass.

Her ears are the only things playing a part in keeping those rediculous ginormous glasses on her freckled invaded face. Her nose is just playing the part of innocent bystander.

I agree 26 AND 27. Quit with the twatwaffle.

fifth stooge....dude!!! Went to your web page...Mick Jagger did WHAT?!?!?!? If true..funny....

and in four years when she is found dead in a hotel room people will act like they are shocked.

who in their right mind agrees to allows an open bar at the 21st birthday party of a barely functional alcoholic. answer than and we can start discussing THIS clusterfuck.

@26 Fucking a Right. Use all of the shitty ass words we have in our vast vocabulary of vulgarities

I believe the theme of the party is"An Enchanted Evening of Bukkake"

and in four years when she is found dead in a hotel room people will act like they are shocked.

who in their right mind agrees to allows an open bar at the 21st birthday party of a barely functional alcoholic. answer than and we can start discussing THIS clusterfuck.

She may be a whore, but all my 21st birthday party got me was an adderall headache, a keg stand record (62 seconds!), oral Herpes and a night in New Orleans Central Lockup. A far cry from seven figures ...

6. Posted by wedgeone on May 23, 2007 9:20 AM

Un...fucking...believable!
I don't know what is worse, this or Paris Hilton getting paid six figures to attend that ball in Austria.

Shit like this is why these no talent ass clowns don't disappear off the face of the earth. I hope someone slips her a Mickey and she dies of alcohol/drug poisoning at her party.

Satan ... it's time to come & claim her soul.

Don't hold your breath waiting.....the devil is never in a hurry for what he's sure of. She'll fucking live forever!

Is the steak and tigers comment a put down of the bible and the great triumph of Daniel in the Lions Den? This entire site is blasphemous in the pornography it showcases to the disgusting comments the readers of this site post. I have cleaned up this site once and it seems I must run my virtual vacuum cleaner over it once again to remove the scum that has taken ahold while I have been busy curing men of The Gay.

Let it be known on this 23rd day of May in the year 2007 of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ that I am REPORTING all disgusting posts. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

she is not an alcoholic. just misunderstood

she is not an alcoholic. just misunderstood

Hey Edna I've got something for you to vaccum right here.Carefull it may go off at anytime....

Praise Jebus

Yikes Edna! If you were for real then you'd be reading your Bible, not the superficial. Hell, if you were for real, you'd be scary.

I wanna be at this party.. sounds like fun

@39 YES Praise Jesus!! Put your hands on the computer and beg for forgiveness you heathens. You should all be a shamed of yourselves with your filthy comments about one of the lords lost sheep. Lindsay is a beautiful and talented girl who is just a little misguided. All of you heathens should put your effort towards helping this girl instead of condemning her.

Repent all of you heathen bastards!! You are all going to rot in hell and your genitals are going to fall off.

oh shit, not this REPORTED business again.

fuck off edna.

#40

How do you misunderstand turning up a bottle of vodka?

Fucking eeewwwww, she's not even 21 yet? She's HAGGARD LOOKING AS HELL. The next Farrah Fawcett. Barf.

Lindsay may be a failure as a recovering alcoholic - but she gets high marks across the board for for her potantial to die a young death.

I hope she's got her will in order...................

I hope she's got her will in order...................

No need to waste good liquor or money on this whore or any of her freeloading crew, starting with her whore mother. Send down a watering truck filed with Cobra Malt Liquor and hose them down 'til they're 'tored up. Then have the sanitation department pick them up for proper disposal

D'oh! "potential"

I want to catch "The Gay" and have Edna cure me of it just so I can say "Edna cured me of 'The Gay'" and make those annoying quotes motions with my fingers everytime I say "The Gay."

I like saying "The Gay," is all.

And TCLTC.

And twatwaffle.

maybe the Cali Cartel will sponsor the afterparty

21 and done. That's my Lowhore. What's amazing is all these places that have served her tons of alcohol along with providing her space to do her drugs yet none of them lose their license.

For the price, Svedka is a damn good vodka. Too bad I can never drink it again.

For the price, Svedka is a damn good vodka. Too bad I can never drink it again.

There was a twatwaffle named Edna,
Who wanted to give me some head-na,
So I took out my dick,
And she started to lick,
Now tomorrow we're going to be wed-na!

i see her making it to 27. thats about it. and unfortuently, years from now when she does have a massive heart attack from all that blow and keels over face first on the bathroom floor, the media is going to be like
"ooooh, r.i.p, blah blah blah, she was so talented" ugh. kinda like the whole anna nicole thing.

what the fuck?

What do you think -- dead by 25? Or 24, maybe?

She is a nasty troll. Major Fugly. I do not see why she even gets attention, other than everyone wants to see the trainwreck waiting to happen. Because it will.

By the way, haven't her last like 5 movies tanked hardcore? Maybe she should do porn and then she might get an average review finally.

Svedka is my fav vodka!

What an awesome story, Lindsay is the coolest! Who else has a lawyer that says "This should be one of the best parties ever"?

Where is FRIST to comment about the quality of Svedka? She's into martinis - maybe she's had a vodka martini made with Svedka.

#39 - For the record, Edna, you've never cleaned up this site. You've only been verbally abused. Then you posted a link to your MySpace page, and it was so full of typos and pictures of your fat gross ass that the wolves had a field day on you!

Start by curing your husband of "The Gay" before we report you for spousal abuse.

If that really was you ....

I thought Hunter S. Thompson was dead....

Great idea Spindoc (#19)! Wish someone would put together a website where boycotters could sign up. I wouldn't care if Svedka just sponsored the party, but to PAY her? That's where I draw the line. Jeezis..that's unreal. Maybe that site could also have a pool where you chip in a buck for a chance to pick what day she finally (and you know it's gonna happen) ODs. Pick the day, win the prize!

I hope she brings her gun.

Man does she look like a doof..."inspector Lohan". What, is she trying to emulate "inspector Spears" now???

Note To Self:
Never drink Svedka ever again.

Second Note To Self:
RichPort is truly a God among men.

@67

Funniest post I've read in almost a whole week.

@67

Funniest post I've read in almost a whole week.

Don't make me repeat myself

I have 9 names and counting, who else wants on the list? Do not try me, I will REPORT! you.

Git along little doggie, git along
Git along little doggie, git along

I'm heading for the last roundup
Gonna saddle old Paint for the last time and ride
So long, old pal, it's time your tears were dried
I'm heading for the last roundup.

Git along little doggie, git along, git along
Git along little doggie, git along,
Git along little doggie, git along, git along
Git along little doggie, git along,

Holy shit she looks like Pete Doherty! Not good, Lindsay, not good.

why is she so fat?

She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

OMG she looks like SHIT!!!!!! I can't believe how used up she looks... and she was voted Maxim's HOTTEST?????? What the fuck... it goes to show that all these lists are totally manipulated... White Oprah must've sucked a lot of cocks!!!!!!

is this "Edna Bambrick" a real person?
the things i've found online seem too good too be true. Even the name sounds made-up.

post 60 was funny..