May 24 2007Lindsay Lohan is shy

First
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2nd!

Wtf is she trying to draw more attention to herself for? She wouldn't know the word "discreet" if it got naked, painted itself purple and sat down at a piano singing "Discreet is here, discreet is here". She'd probably just clap and smile. Until I hit her.

Whoopy!

I didn't realize they had changed the name of that organism from "Skanky Coke Whore" to...what was it again? Lindsay Lohan? Hmm, I wonder if that is Latin for whatever disease it causes.

lindsay is sooooooo sexy if i was a guy i'd tap that

Man, until you see her face, it could be Avril.

Also, in the second to last picture, she's being cool and flicking off the camera.

Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah!

They sell blow at gas stations in LA now? Man, I gotta move...

She's in need of a boston pancake.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boston+Pancake

#6 I'm not even a guy and I would tap that.

She's uncharacteristically beautiful on those pics (#6-7)

hrm...starting to pack on some pounds it seems...she's sporting a nice double chin there and is starting to appear a bit chubby...though that's not a bad thing for the boobies. She forgot to let her shirt open up more though...pretty conservative.

#13- yeah, because she might have actually gotten some sleep the whole 2 days before the pictures were taken. You know, you have to get your beauty sleep after a weekend of banging and getting banged.

#13- She looks more uncharacteristically beautiful in pics 2,3,4 & 5.

I can't vouch for their authenticity, but supposedly these are pics from Lindsay's roll-around-the-lobby-pantiless night...

Did anyone happen to see her tiny little brown butterfly clip on her left belt loop? Ok so when did those come back in style?

Is that her strapless bra on the dashboard?

Sorry I forgot to include "Twatwaffle" in my post. it won't happen again

I like her. She reminds me of the drugged out college chicks with whom I went to school in New Orleans. No brain and likes to party. DOn't respect them, but they are damn fun.

8, i think that she's giving her stupid "signature" peace sign.

17, i don't think this is from that night she rolled around in the lobby. She was in NYC for that little incident. Why would she have her car in NYC? Yes, it could be a rental, but usually they get car service for when they travel.

Coulda been me when I was her age...:)
BEST days of my life....*sigh*

#17 - cool site! Does your comment section require registration (so no trolling)?

I say we all get together and gang bang this whore.. all holes filled with hard cock

Her double chin makes me vomit.

Jeez, I just don't get it. What do people find so attractive abt this chic??? She's nasty imo. Whether she was clean and sober or drugging it up, she's just not an attractive girl to me. I just don't get it! Didn't think double chins and an abundance of orange freckles was hot. Or being 20 years old but looking 40. She's about as sexy as Danny Bounadouchebag. And all those stupid poses and peace signs; she looks so stupid and full of herself.

atleast shes looking a little filled out again. no more "skeletal crack whore" look but alcohol abuse does that to you :D

http://www.innerdrama.com

#17 -- Awesome pic. I want to party with that chick, too.

She has the attention span of a... nope I can't think of anything pathetic enough, this girl's stupidity is unparallelled in the universe.

It is so obvious that she is stealing a bottle of Champagne by hiding it in her jacket in front of her face.

Everytime I see her I think of a nasty twat that goes to my school who acts just like her. Hahaha. Both of them are worthless and pathetic. Fuckin' attention whores.

I am not clicking on any links anymore. I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT!

Damn, her liver spots look so fyne!

god damnit... will someone just lick my butt already?!?!?!

GEEEZUS!

Here's my knock-knock joke:

Knock Knock.

"Who's there?"

*BANG*

Is that duct tape shes using as a thumb bandage? I knew she was class, but damn that's CLASS.

#16 man...the roar that just came out of my mouth!!! I'm at work and they think I've had another 3 martini lunch! That's funny! hee hee.....

Those pants are hot!

re: ...07.jpg

you're never alone with a strand : )

whenever... whatever... errr ?

...what ?

I love how she is trying to squeeze into pants that are too small for her...check out those ill-fitting lines around the crotch area. Just wait until her 21 year old metabolism slows down over the next few years. The fashion disasters will be ENDLESS!

fuck you too

#3 - Surprisingly, your post would have been an ample substitute for whatever the Fish writes in his posts. You two have the same high school Engish teacher?

#9 & 17 - the only acceptable reason for posting the pic in your URL is to say "Look at how much cum this bitch drank tonight!" Then it would be impressive.

#25 - How would that differ from any other night Lindsay has had in the last three years?

i'm so confused.

puker up

Nice double chin! Alcohol makes you bloated!!!

I love that she can't even go to a a fucking minimart without someone jamming a camera into her spotty shitface. I mean, I really, really LOVE it. It's better than eating a white chocolate chunk cookie and cockblasting a young Paulina Porizkova at the same time. And I know, 'cause I fucking did that.

Got BLOW!!?!?!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You're GONNA DIE

whore

this is guy is seriously obsessed with lindsay and britney. you obviously have to have some sort of love for them becoz everyday you write how ugly and pathetic they are. get over it! its not entertaining anymore..its just laim

No kidding. This site is getting boring.

Two spankings during the filming of Parent Trap and a couple of "No, you cannot do thats" and this bitch might have been a decent human.... Too bad...

Do more Coke! You are my dead horse this year.... You can do it Hohan!

Well, in eighteen and fourteen we took a little trip
along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
And we caught the bloody British near the town of New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Ok is it me or is she always posing in her car? Does she have some kind of gauzy lighting thing going on in there. And weren't her lips ginormous yesterday????? She does have some seriously beautiful eyes though when they aren't coke shot.

She's so perky.
Even with no bra...

Now that Lindsay got her double chin back all the fat girls in the world can feel a little better about themselves...

#54: I think the appropriate adjective is "grapefruit-like."

#49 If you are going to comment about the Fish can you please check Webster's Collegiate before you do? I think "laim" is spelled "l-a-m-e." I mean I think it wuz the lastest tyme I checkd.

Half of the chicks in LA are hotter than her and they dont make shit movies.

Why is she famous again? What little beauty she did have has gone down the shitter; and she never had any talent to begin with, so why are we still reading about her?

Oh Lindsay, you can't fool us. We know it's you. I'd recognize those ginger freckled porker thighs anywhere!

So Lindsay was at a gas station? Did she confuse it for a coke house, and the arab gas attendent for her dealer? I know this is something, drunk freckled idiots have a problem trying to decipher.

I know one time I actually mistaked 4 guys for 4 girls, then found out later they were reverse trannies, yup, vagina's and everything!

GROSSNESS!

2 for $3 on Powerade? not bad...

What freaking PUBLICIST told her to tilt her fucking head like that every time she sees a camera??? it's like her "signature" pose now like she's some 40s film star. Puh-LEEZ!!! asshole.

# 43 - No. But I have a guy in my kindergarten group called Fish.

she is so freaking hot in the car photos.

You failed to note she is starting to show a double chin. The sexiest women is on the way down - if that's at all possible.

Lindsay is truly a crazy coke whore from outer space. Tons of mascara and bluish red lips. She might as well have "overdose" written on her forehead.

BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan walks across parking lot!

I think she's gorgeous!

yea==like BarbidildoSlim said...
Go Blow, U R gonna die, bitch

Blow your freakin head off already..

what good R U...spreadin your germs around,,
I guess your trying to take Paris'z place...

I love how there's hair stuck to her pants.

THANK YOU LOHAN!!

For once she isnt wearing something that'll make me want to end my life with a dirty razor. NOW: All she needs is that flame red hair and she'll be set! then I'll actually believe she hit #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 without blowing the editors.

she looked like a hot little whore on mtv the other day...

she's hiding in the deli pics b/c the lighting is horrible in those places. she not stupid: she isn't going to be photographed in that lighting by paparazzi!!

lindsay lohan is shy!!!!!!!!!!!!MY ASS!!!!!!!

haha she's givin sum1 the middle finger in the seventh picture!!

Huck Toohey!

There was rumor that the title was going to called, "Nobody's Angel." But yet thats just a rumor :). Just thought I would add hah.