May 10 2007Lindsay Lohan is cold, possibly literate

FIRST

i admit it, being first feels good!

why is she reading that? so she can be a better boyfriend?

imran karim

grats to you im 2

WTF 'Fish dude? You suck at write-ups. Wish Oshie had that job....

Jeff Ruby for governor of Kentucky.

I saw this yesterday. Can we have some new/interesting news please superfish?

I would still poke her no matter what. Wait, I would need sand paper first, and lots of lotion. I would have to sand all those poke a dots off. Then lotion her up to bang the shit out of her.

NEWSFLASH: She's going to play a stripper in her next movie! What a stretch!

oh, and her nipples aren't responding to cold, she hasn't done a line since Tues in the ladies room at the club, she's got the shakes.

It's obviously a decoy cocaine carrier, they sell those things down in Tijuana. I mean, it's Lohan it can't possibly be a real book.

Unless she's using it to cover the place where she puts her cocaine.

I like her outfit... her boobs look strangely inflated though. U see?

This is Hannah Montana in 5 years.

Her boobies look fake. It's so obvious that she had implants. Remember how flat they were recently?

I would like to play a new game with her: "Akon and the 14 year old"

And yes, I get to be Akon.

....or maybe the book itself is made out of cocaine...

Uh, obviously mr. blogger is a bit illiterate himself. It reads "...for Every Girl Who Wants to Build One."...right? So..OBVIOUSLY. it's for girls as well. who want to build a boyfriend. because that's something creepy Lindsay would do, because she's desperate.

Why would she need a boyfriend? she´s banging every single guy in hollywood...

is it me or is she wearing a watch on both wrists? just in case she forgot where she put the one on her left wrist. maybe another drug stash???

lmao......yeah the stupid twat is wearing two watches.

#14 I would have to agree with you. I would like to play that game with her, or the actual 14 year old in that picture with Akron.......lol

...or perhaps this is just were she keeps her cocaine processing paraphernalia, Jeeeesus she could be carrying a complete lab and distribution center in there...

If there is grass in the field why not play. They are all sisters upside down.

By the way what is the best thing about showering with a 13 year old girl?

Being able to flip her hair back, and having her look 9..........

Sick I know. But I am just fucking around.

She's much more interesting when she's coked up and mean. Do like the nips, though.

I used to carry around a 'Tin Tin' book , but I found it wasn't attracting the right crowd.

She can read me a bedtime story any night!
(as long as I write it, and she acts it out too...)
:-)

#6-are you kidding? Is he running? Can he speak in sentences? Doesn't he have a plate in his head from when his wife ran him over with her car?

Didn't we just see a piece about her not having any nips? Or was that at Crabbies? I get so confused....

Is there a chapter in that book called "Don't Date Lindsey Lohan Without a Hazmat Suit and a Chainmail Codpiece"?

#22 Bern - ha ha - that chicks boobs on your blog are fucking massive! That's so crazy!

Wow--rock tits, nice and firm. I hear she likes getting zoned on blow and her ass pounded. Any volunteers?

Bump

Just trying to keep Cisco Adler in the public consciousness.

Like the Holocaust and the Cambodian Killing Fields, we can never allow ourselves to forgot, lest we repeat......

She's in New York today to fuck Jude Law's tiny penis.

She's trying to pull off her sweet little Miss Iaintacrackwhore routine to try and see if anyone's stupid enough to actually pay to see her and fucking Hanoi Jane in that shitty movie.

And for those slavering over this filthy little thing, get a grip, you'd be safer with a prostitute.

She's a pee-smelling crack whore with shit stained panties.....OK, I'd have to give her a toss.

#28 - Glad I could be of service. I have gotten such a good response on the pic that I'm making that the 'comically large breast' section of the site from now on. Please feel free to come back, anytime.

LOL. Lindsey agent got paid by the books publisher to have Lindsey flash that book around.

Check Amazon. sales of that book just psike up fast.....

Everyone's a whore in Hollywood

Yau-Man (sp?) - for President.
Dr. Steve Smith - for Vice (if you don't know who he is-you haven't seen the show)
It's time to take out the garbage.
(Hummm...No one ever expected a friggin Buddhist on a Thursday night game show....Not that I know anything about self-abuse...cough)

I feel this is very hittable. I'd hit it.

Guess she didn't have that nipplectomy I thought yesterday. They're up and perky.

Troll doesn't know that I am a she. Check between my legs. Or does it matter?

Public at LARGE : # 36 It's Dr. Steve. E. Jones - you moron. Steve Smith was friggin' Red Green.
Binky : Yes. he's so low key - I forgot his last name.(But he probs has to be underground anyway. Alias Smith and Jones.)

haha 2 watches. she has gross arms, and why does it look like she's 30 already ?

Why Did Hitler Commit Suicide ?

Because He Got His Gas Bill Though.

ha ha ha .

*through

Scotland - Either you're up at 3:39 in the morning, or you're not in SCOTLAND.
(IE - pass me a Famous Grouse )

Lela's hot for a one eyed purple haired cartoon

Pokie nips are only considered pokie nips when there aren't hardened implants underneath them.

none of these bitchez can read or write...

give this bitch some crack
and watch her
GET'ER DONE!

Yikes ! Have you tried to watch late night 'talk' shows lately ? The 'sly chatter' is about the new Shrek movie and Dr. Phil's take on the latest Hof vids.
On 'The View' oddly, every second day there's the occasional scream of 'Impeach' - not to mention any names. (Never seen the show of course - my mom reported this while negotiating Mother's Day payola.)
Well. Ok. At least Paul Shaffer's glasses seem to be getting darker and darker. But I'm not sure this means he's tuning up Lennon's:'There's Gonna be a Revolution'
I think he's just hiding.

And in other news.
"Yeah Paul. We're not really on the same page here. You murder people. We want to help people.
Let's just call it a conflict of interest..."
(Oh ok. And good luck to Linds - we're all idiots at that age)

Ah... nipples. Mmmm...

Lindsey Lohan can't read! Haha. She's just getting paid to "promote" it.

Sign the petition to veto Paris' petition asking Gov. Schwarzenegger to overturn her sentence!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/stupidparis

Mmmmm... snoobs!

Scotland,
Am I misunderstanding or are you joking about the price of gas that was required to efficiently murder millions of innocent people?

What is wrong with you? Get some help.

@54...it doesn't even work as twisted dark comedy, did the price of Zyklon-B suddenly spike, WTF?

next time scotty should do a little research.

Scotland isn't even smart enough to be a Nazi.

OMG
sometimes people make -up these little things called jokes,they are not serious thats why they are jokes. but well you are all American so i can see how it might confuse you .

Frozen peas in a shirt, hmmm.....

SCOTLAND.......!!!!!!

SCOTLAND ...........!!!!!!!

Have you all heard? L.A. Sheriff's Dept. released a statement that the county jail is "crowded" and Paris will most likely serve less than a week.
Looks like her idiot parents bought her out of yet another one.

Trust me
It suckz
but an hour will kill her ,
let on a week
R U kidding
wait till she putz that orange suit on
she'll probably cry the whole time..

I can only hope that she is pre-witch,
horomores will be flyin

lol
correction: hormones

Victor: Per usual, you are boring, and a waste of space. Start focusing on your SAT's instead of bothering us here in the forum.

"Krazi": I truly hope that you are not Frist. I would be rather disappointed.

Superfish: This is monumentally boring. Next please.

Paris is going to ja-il
Paris is going to ja-il
Paris is going to ja-il

Oh sorry just reminissing. So nice. If any of you are Australian did you see the funniest thing on JTV tonight, Jay and the Doctor off triple J were singing a song about paris going to jail, it was so good.

My name is Jason (da dum da da dum((Twelve bar blues)))And I'm the doctor (da dum da da dum)Paris hilton is going to jail (da dum da da dum) And that makes me happy... hee hee hee it continued.

You say I'm an a American who gets confused by Hitler gas chamber "jokes" and I'm supposed to be insulted? Let me tell you what really happened. Hitler committed suicide because he was too scared to face the AMERICANS SOLDIERS WHO WERE CLOSING IN ON HIM! So fuck you.

The correct title of the book -- with puncutation, which helps! -- is:
*A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend: For Every Guy Who Wants to Be One/For Every Girl Who Wants to Build One*

And it sounds like a lameass book, given that the authors are Felicity Huffman (from Desperate Housewives) and Patricia Wolff (producer of the cheerleader movie *Bring it On*).

Albert Camus, it isn't.

Beige hair, beige dress, spotted skin.

Drab!

Here nips are so high they're practically at her throat.

how is it possible for someone to sign my name in..I know its been done,I've seen it, but how?

Legend goes that:
Hilter was the 3rd. Anti/christ
so, this means he is still alive
which means that he is now
living and breathing
in Brittney Spearz
GOD HELP US!!!!!!!

And here I thought she would be reading the bible.

I think DrDickBreathPlowShit is somewhere in here, just havent' figured out which one hez pretending to be......

#63 Hell fuck no, Kelly is not me. I'm just FRIST!!!
I only have one identity and I don't troll people.

I mean truly, this idiot posts a link on every comment that goes NOWHERE!!! How retarded is that???!!??

Where's Jimbo....he's supposed to bring the coffe this morning, course he doesn't know that yet...JIMBO???

FRIST is not lying,
He can't even write
like me...ok, I use
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

however, who is the Plow in disquise?

65. Actually it was the Russians
and for fuck sake we all know what happened
its a fucking joke,
god i really hate Americans.

@77 Good. Fuck off now, lassie.

em.......
................
.............no

#74==hope your not talkin shit about me!
If so, then your dick must be so freakin small,,,,

#77==U don't make any sense...
also, hating us meanz that your jealouz
everyone knowz that

You must come from France!!!!

Awww...that's cute....stupiduglykelli thinks I'm a boy.

Dr. Phowstus, I think it has a crush on you!!!

Her skin just looks ugly... flabby... like its just hanging there.... no tone...

What a waste.....

Señor kelli, I think I heard the bell. Time to get back to remedial math class.

schoolz out for me bitch...
go play with your bozzz

FRIST==no wonder your suck a bitch
you haven't a dick...

As far as Dickbreath =DrPlowShit=
that pussy ran with his tail between
his legz...he can't take the heat

and no ,,I don't have a crush on a
perv /married/ gross/chickshit.

where is chickenshit anyway
up plowz asss..............

I think I like bozzz?

#83...I'm more concerned with it's writing "skillz". I'm sure it can count to 20 as long as it didn't lose a finger on the deli meat slicer at Schlotzsky's where it works...

Oh, I wanna try....
Kewl, suk dickz, u r all loserz.
awesome, i luv talking like thiz. itz so kewl. ppl dont understand.

Thanks, Señor kelli.

LadyF'nJane needz to hook
up with ScotlandF'nyard

yea, good match....

FRIST, I knew you were a girl. Cuz, last night, when my tongue was up your twat, I deduced that you were not a dude.

Nope I take that back. I now very much doubt that it can count.

Kelli, how do you type with that straightjacket on???

another good match is my ass and your face, kelli.

@#79 You suck. Everyone who admits to being your friend also sucks (as a direct result).

Hey Kelli! I thiink U R realy kool and hawt. Wood you teach me to use "s" instead of "z" at the end of most wurds? Tanks eh lotz!

Hey LadyDickJane,
if people don't
freakin understand
some zzzzzzzzzzzzz,
then their freakin
stupid like your ass iz....

go eat dickbrain...

Mr. Plastic Sturegon,
who the f**k ask U
for your 2 centz...
U must be old
or your dick is small.....

93.saying that i "suck" is very gimpy and childish.. although your father sucks

.................cocks

LadyF'nJane is a lesbo
not thatz therez anything
wrong with that.
Butt,u must need some
dick or need FRIST
to get u off,
what a bitch...

Oh, kelli. Good try.

I think she’s morphing into her mother – you know – the high-mileage-been-rode-hard-put-up-wet-use some sunscreen for the love of god-stage-Mommy that gave Lindsay all of her class, good taste and style.

Y don't u bitchez come down
here and go surfin with me
so I can watch the tropical
storm, crash your ass to the bottom
and drown.....
sounds like fun...

Please just type out the word fuck. You don't need to put the * in it.
Watch me:
Fuckity doodle, cunty cock fuckface. Clitoris vagina balls. Pussy! Twat! Pecker! Bukkake! Dirty Sanchez! FUCK! Ass! Asshole! Asskisser! Asslicker! Assfucker!

This post needs a little Niki. Anymore, the Superficial is so boring without Niki...

This post needs more cowbell.

Felicity Huffman wrote that book and is in Georgia Rule with Lindsay, who I assume is carrying the book to suck up so Felicity doesn't call her a drunk in interviews.

don't mess with Filliam H. Muffman!

LadyFuckinJane
U have Fuck on
the brain...
and I'm thinking
your thinking
more about the exit
hole....asslicker,fucker?!

yea, where is the cowdick at?

krazihottkelli
you are a fucking MONGO.

jesus h. xhrist......somebody get kelli off the computer so she doesn't miss the med cart again......

You know the worst part? She actually looks nice in those pictures. For a coke whore.

GlasgaGal is PlowShit
I knew u were here
u can't resist
however, u r afraid
to use your real
name............
thatz fucking funny that I of all people
shut your filthy mouth up...
U krack me up, bitch

Did anyone see her on Conan? She was obviously drunk laughing uncontrollably at whatever Conan said. She was also having a hard time staying still and picking and scratching at her legs. When your on national television, do not pick scabs on your legs. Then she went on about a "funny story" and it wasn't funny. boring bitch

Juicyfruit==
I don't do medz
like all u old
bichez...you guyz
r gonna end up looking
like Melanie Griffith==

hell u probably already do

thatz freakin funny
go take your pillz ,,old shitz

wtf you on about plowshite
shut up you are a fuking retard man you sound about 12 ,get a grip arsehole.

kelli - really - it's ok. go ahead and take the meds when they come around.

the voices in your head will get much, much quieter.

i promise.

enough of you boring
shitz .....
hope u love your boring
office stupid jobz
while I'm surfin
God, it must suck to be old

Plowshit..missing in action
someone might want to look
in some guyz asshole
after all he is the biggest
perv on here.....

Americans aww my dear Americans you are all morons silly fucking morons.
god bless.

#90 I am so turned on by you right now.
#103 LMAO I love you
#104 I think you are right
#111 Don't knock meds...side effects rule!!!
#115 What country are you in?

I thought I was the biggest pervert on here. :-0

No Tranny, I probably am, I just try really hard to hide it.

see, I knew i liked you Frist.

Good point #103. Maybe Niki's not here because she has a fever...and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Indeed, she has nipples.

noice.

sucky sucky.

#57

Why Did Scotland Commit Suicide ?

Because Scotland never learned how to act around people and would never have a single friend in the whole world if it were not for a couple wicca dykes who wanted the bloody licked clean and Scotland went too deep trying to impress them with a game of cutter.

ha ha ha .

It is just a joke that is not meant to be taken seriously, but you are a psychotic time bomb waiting to go on a killing spree so I can see why it might confuse you.

well it is very nice of you to make that up for me,you must have alot of spare time on your hands,but then again that is not really a good thing it is more of a sad thing.

krazihottkelli needs to get assfucked as soon as she is old enough. Boys, do your thing.

yep. definitely confused

well you are American

Thought I was talking about myself? This place is full of them.

GlasgaGal, and Americans hate you, since you are about as pleasant as one of Paris' genital warts, but not as smart.

The funny thing is, you're acting the way ignorant, narrow-minded people like to think of Americans as acting, to make themselves feel superior. So please die, and stop disgracing the name of my ancestors' land.

Sometimes i put a tshirt under a sweater and call it a day bras are uncomfortable as fuck sometimes

gabbana apparently wears tow watches maybe its a trend

I for one subscribe to emails follow links anad read books tat have nothing to do with me to get in others mindset

Next time you read a book to get into another's mindset, try taking a look at proper spelling, grammar and punctuation.