May 29 2007Lindsay Lohan heading back to back in rehab

first?

HAHAHAHA
LAME

This bitch is going to end up dead in six months. Mark my words. and no, this isnt a death threat, im just saying..

What a dumb cunt Lindsay is.

Lindsay is an amazing actress, Im sure shes just acting.

PS I bet 10 dollars- no wait. One million dollars, that shes probably not wearing a bra.

So, who's gonna drive Linds around so she can shop while she's supposed to be participating in rehab? Ah, who cares - I'm just thrilled she's this much closer to a serious 'tragedy'. In fact, I might masturbate to these photos later.

silly mare, don't you know alcohol makes u fat? meow....

...but the coke keeps you skinny.

That's the Hollywood version of a 'balanced diet'.

This is what she was doing right before these pictures were taken. No wonder she was exhausted!

I hate quitters.

Her friend looks like shit too.

5 amazing actress....please....

I wonder if her momma is proud of her daughter now... Momma is most likely her supplier.

Linsdsay is not passed out in these pictures! She's just misunderstood. She's just tired from running from the paparazzi! I'm so proud of Linds for crashing drunk into a tree, only the tree got hurt, and she can always just buy another Mercedes. That is the "fun" part of the business. The photographers should be brought up on charges of taking pictures of Lindsay while she was tired from a long day of filming. She was 100% coherent, she just chose to ignore the paparazzi because she was so tired. Lindsay is going to win an Oscar.

rehab is for quitters ... or for actresses who want attention

so...Svedka is pulling out of its sponsorship of Lindsay's 21 birthday party (first-ever pullout for Lindsay)...and supposedly movie studios can't get anybody to insure her for possible upcoming movie roles. all that, combined with the legal stuff...she's make a huge show of doing rehab and do the confessionary talk show circuit afterwards. prepare to hurl...

hah hah, she looks like a zombie about to rear up and eat your brains. BRAINS! She doesn't have one either.

#14 - I say YOU deserve an oscar, for life time achievement.

Hmmmmmm.........

Is Promises publicly traded on NYSE?

In the first picture it looks like she is waiting to give Victor a blow job

Awwwwww, Poor Lindsay didn't get invited to host the season finale of SNL? So much for catching up with Steve Martin's record.

Hard times ahead....

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Who is the manly girl in the drivers seat?

Does Linds swing both ways?

Maxim's Sexiest...Woman...Alive!!!

Her Mother is a friggin idiot. She's so clueless that she makes her criminal husband look smart.

She'll be out in 30 days doing this same shit again.

Oh and she is just doing rehab to avoid jailtime "see police! I'm getting help!!"

Dear writer on The Superficial:

You're not funny. I hate how you always add some pseudo-arrogant remark that is completely irrevelent to whatever it is you're posting. No one reeks of insecurity more than you do. Please stick with posting random shit about our pathetic celebrities and leave your hopes and dreams of making out with Alba and building hyro cars at the age of 5 out of this. You suck.

She and Paris can bang each other in the pokey.

I still can't believe THIS CHICK was voted the #1 most sexy woman in the recent Maxim reader's poll...I mean, come on...

Wow, this bitch is going to die from an overdose very soon, I can almost guarantee it. As much as I hate the cuntrag, one has to sort of feel bad for her.

Momentary lapse of sanity - no way do I feel bad for this disgusting heap of shit!

I'm serious. This pisses me off. Here's what I plan to do to the writer.

Hey #29 I'm all for bashing the fish, and that's that. Let's get him a Bass-o-matic.

154 hours and 33 minutes till Paris goes to jail.
Woo Hoo!

I don't know what's wrong with you people.
How can you be so disconnected from another human being?
Do you know how old she is? Self-destructive behaviour at that age is a serious issue, and the mid-20s life crisis, which she is showing premature symptoms of, is a newly established psycho-sociological condition which doesn't deserve to be mocked like you all do it.
She is troubled, and while for some people that works as a part of their image, it harms her, I agree. But, I wonder what your fat asses would do in her shoes, being scrutinised by your equally idiotic equivalents, while being young, and trying to establish yourselves amongst peers, and in Hollywood. She's got too much on her plate, and I am just mostly pissed off that human suffering can be entertaining to some.

BTW, I actually like the author's regular delusions about building a hydro-car, or whatever, and I think they're very witty and intelligent references.

this is sad to live your life like this is a disgrace to yourself and your family.

you know what #35, i'm so sick of hearing that these chicks have "too much on their plate." well, then they need to do something about it & not in the form of drugs or booze. clearly her life is so rough. THEN CHANGE IT! 85% of people find a way to be a functioning member of society. there's no excuse.

Yeah, #37? Would you care to define what makes one 'a functioning member of society'?
She is employed, she pays taxes (I assume), she makes tabloids sell -- she is useful to the economy. But she is 21, you moron!!! You don't become a functioning member of society at that age -- you are supposed to making mistakes, and make your way through them. Oh, and of the 85% you refer to, I believe 30% are obese, or have a weight problem: NOW THAT'S SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A FINCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY. Another 25% are smokers, and of those 85% someone dies of a heart attack every 3 seconds.
Cheers to your statistical analysis of normality.

#35 - Ollie: if it helps, we find entertainment in everybody's suffering, not just Lindsay's. For example, when your mom farted in your face while the two of you were 69ing, it was incredibly funny, even though you started to cry almost immediately. The spurt of diarrhea that followed was slightly less funny, but still, you didn't stop and we can respect that. Especially since it was a diarrhea spurt that was almost as long as the one you just posted.

so... it LOOKS like those round poker-chip things hanging from the rear view mirror say "30 days"... PLEASE tell me that they are some kind of sobriety chip from AA. that would be just too perfect.

I agree with Nicole (#29). I know this site is TheSuperficial and all, and I do enjoy finding hilarious pictures like these of Linday Lohan, but the arrogant comments about you being a super genius sexy stud sleeping with hundreds of hot chicks and masturbating and all - is that really necessary? Not to mention totally IRRELEVANT to the posts. You can make superficial comments about celebrities all you want and those are probably funnier. But all your other comments about yourself will just show your insecurities.

Bye bye Blohan.

"I am just mostly pissed off that human suffering can be entertaining to some."

Hey 35/38, are you SERIOUS? Where does someone who not only takes the time to read the Fish but also takes the time post on it get off? The ENTIRE focus of this site is the entertainment value of idiotic stars' suffering.

As for you, 36, how can she possibly have disgraced the very family who made her this way. I feel sorry for none of them and continue to laugh at these utterly pathetic shenanigans because...well...they're funny.

#38 "But she is 21, you moron!!! You don't become a functioning member of society at that age." Ummmmm! Actually you do. 18 is generally considered the age of adulthood. Being a 21 year old coked up, drunk nympho is not an excuse, it's not caused because of hard work, or paparazzi or some disorder. It's caused by making profoundly stupid choices. You can pity her, good for you. But most people won't buy it until she actually stops being stupid and perhaps starts "Being adequite!"

Considering what a great job this Promises place did for Britney, I expect great things from Blowhan.

gotta say i agree with nicole also. and her pic @33 looks like appropriate punishment, but i hear it's every guy's secret fantasy, so maybe he'd love it. i know wedgeone does.

#35. Hmmm what would I do with millions of dollars and a cake job? I am betting I wouldn't self destruct. She has too much on her plate?!? Are you kidding me? She is an actress. I am a nurse. People die if I screw up. It can be a little stressful too. Not that I have the only stressful job out there but lets keep things in perspective.

@38 & 35 There is a big difference between the average person and some one like Lindsay, Britney, and the rest if this group of 20 something celbs that have more money than they know what to do with. They have people to manage their lives and just because daddy is a drunk and mom is a whore. there is no excuse for this crap. I could not get into a night club at 20 and get hammered night after night, but everyone turn a blind eye to people like Lindsay because the want the "in" crowd at their establishment. So where are the people that are paid lots of money to manage Lindsay's life? They are all afraid to tell her NO.

You would think by giving yourself the screen name of Oliver Platt, you would be a little smarter than you are. The reason all of us make the comments that we do at this site is because these people live a privileged life. They get to go to the head of the line. They get to go back stage at concerts and when a stupid little fuck like Lindsay does the things that she does day after day, she deserves the criticism she gets from this and many other sites.

If you want to feel sorry for the little tramp, then why don't you go out to her rehab center and take her some flower, maybe she will give you a blow job for a line of blow.

#17

Yeah, she does remind me of that zombie girl from "Shawn of the Dead", the one the guys found in the backyard and thought was just a drunk! Wouldn't it be great if someone started hurling records at her head just to finish her off once and for all?

@10 i hate quitterstoo. nice boobs. don't quit putting those on your site.

Amazingly enough the driver is actually a chick. Samantha Ronson. Google it. That's one of the manliest looking "women" I've ever seen.

Wow. Im gonna miss Lindsay. I (used to) like her.

Guess she needed one last hurrah before getting dry. Yeh, she is one sexy bitch, isn't she? She sure looks hot with her retarded mouth hanging open...and then the heaving on the pavement...oh baby!! I bet Victor is getting all hot and bothered. There goes his fantasy. Then again, he was probably checking out her ass in the heaving picture.

#38, # 35 et all. Being 21 is no excuse for being a reckless, self involved vehicular menace. There's people alot younger than 21 in Iraq right now sacrificing thier time and lives in a way this narcicistic, clueless fucktard will never EVER comprehend. DUI laws exist for a reason and if you had any experience with he damage drunk asshole drivers like Lohan can do you probably would have shut the fuck up by now. Stop making excuses or telling me how troubled this drugged out skank is. 21 is plenty old enough to know what is right and wrong. If not then fuck you, the powers that be will take you out of society until you do. I'm just glad the only person she hurt was herself.

Fact is, life is hard for everyone.
The difference with celebrities is that they act like their life and their problems are so much worse.
Most of their problems are brought on themselves.

She has people to drive her. She has frickin bodyguards and minders at her beck and call. There is NO EXCUSE for her to to be driving drunk or drugged.
That's why it's funny to laugh at celebrities.
We are just as much if not MORE stressed than them. Work harder. Make less money. Can't get a relaxing massage everyday and our nails done for us and our hair done for us, or jet off to a private luxurious retreat whenever life gets too much for us.
THAT is why they deserve no (or little) sympathy.

And by the way, THIS is a girl with too much on her plate...

Oh and I forgot.
She can afford as much therapy or anti-whatevers as she wants.

No excuse. Get over it already. Try geting some education if you have nothing better to do than drink all day every day.

Damn, Samantha could have at least buckled Lindsay's seat belt.

Linds's drinking and shit is getting ridiculous. She's gonna end up dead on someone's floor if she doesn't chill the fuck out.

@56 Hey troll, don't you have a fucking life?

All of you bleeding hearts who feel badly for this spoiled rotten piece of shit are morons. And as for her being "employed", check out her page on IMDB. After that stripper film, she has nothing new in production BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HIRE HER! She is a liability who would rather be out drinking & whoring & getting coked up. She courts the paparazzi and then "whines" about them always there. You can't have it both ways, Linds.

Maxim likely got a BIG paycheck from her management to put her at #1 because I don't know any dude who'd chose her over anyone else on that list.

And those of you who don't "get" the humor of Mr. Superfish, why do you bother even reading this then? Go blow Perez Hilton instead who's lame attempt at sarcasm is a lot more simplistic and more up your alley.

Is this Rehab or "Rehab". What she should do is just check herself into the nearest cemetery cause that's where she's headed anyway.

In the large photo under the article's heading and then again in the 3rd photo at the end of the article, it looks like SaMANtha Ronson is trying to size up Lindsay's face right before she punches the shit outta her? lmao

#29...??? is that you Rosie?? fat assed think youre better than anyone no sense of humor beast.............

as far as lohan................. yeah~ go Maxim..you picked a winner........*snaps*..

It must be a new psychological condition: the desire to find celebrity-trashing websites and write pseudo-clinical diatribes denouncing celebrity-trashing. Who would possibly have time to do that? This site is called THE SUPERFICIAL. There are other places online (god forbid) to find people mewling about the hard life poor Lindsay has. This isn't the one. Maybe you were looking for ifeellikebeingjudgmentalaboutcelebritybashingbecauseidonthaveanythingelsetofeelsuperiorabout.com. There is a really interesting discussion going on over there right now about how britney spears is an inspiration to slutty no-talent child-abandoning sixteen year old girls. You should check it out.

I have to confess I still have a tiny bit of pity in my cold, cold heart for Lohan, because she so very clearly has idiots for parents, people who are more interested in cashing in than actually raising their kid. However, it is a little difficult to feel too bad for someone who's already made more money than I'll likely ever see in my lifetime. Money doesn't solve every problem, but it takes care of quite a lot of them. Plus, she just got named the hottest woman on earth. So you'll excuse me if I don't lose too much sleep over poor Lindsay's travails, which are now largely self-inflicted. It's not like she's doing life in prison for a crime she didn't commit or locked up in a sweatshop in Shanghai making sneakers for 50 cents a day or blowing sailors in the Philippines to earn back her freedom. She's a celebrity, so on the sympathy matrix, she comes below orphans and war refugees and those poor bastards down in New Orleans who are still living in FEMA trailers.

#56 Jimbo - ummm, hmmm, why don't you pull up a stool and stay for awhile?

54: 'There's people alot younger than 21 in Iraq right now sacrificing thier time and lives in a way this narcicistic, clueless fucktard will never EVER comprehend.'

I do not consider *wasting* one's life and time while searching for inexistent weapons of mass destruction, or invading/ bombing a legitimate country and people to be in ANY way superior to snorting cocaine/ drunk driving. But I guess YOU with your decisive republican tendencies will never EVER comprehend that, so the dialogue with you is impossible.

Looks like someone slipped her roofies then thought better of it...

#59& 48; Amen! But Nicole/#29, I totally disagree! I love the superficial site and find most of the comments and remarks very amusing and witty. Thats why I think most people come on this site; for the comments and the pics. There's a gazillion other celeb websites out there that just offer the usual celeb pics and critiques...why not go to those instead. As for me, I'll take my Fish!

#42 i'm don't mean to be bitching at you but i think it's fairly obvious that those comments from superfish about masculinity and who he's scored etc are highly ironic and obv. show he has a sense of humour about himself as the claims could not be imagined to be true by anyone. it's not about his insecurities cos if it was then the claims would be trying to sound subtle and sewn into the comment alot less blatantly.
not getting at you i just don't agree personally.

on the photo- doesn't lindsey look like a string puppet and her friend has the strings?

It is sad how these celebrities are living a life people only dream about, being famous, partying, having nice houses, nice clothes, having tons of money, and they are still all miserable druggies that probably would have been happier living in a trailer park like me.

#56 - if only somebody had thought to put that thing in Lindsay's open mouth!

Wow, these pics are creepy...she looks totally dead.

"Ronson tried in vain to rouse her sleeping pal"...

No seatbelt... Her friend should have gotten on the freeway, sped up to 75 mph, then locked up the brakes and slammed Lohan's head into the dashboard. Maybe that "30 Days Sober" medallion would have left a reverse imprint in her forehead that she'd be forced to look at every time she saw herself in a mirror.

It's sad to think this is the same person who was that cute little red head girl in the Parent Trap!

It's Dina's fault. Back when Lindsay was a little girl, the only way Dina could get dates was to let the guys urinate in Lindsay's mouth. She's not out cold in these pics, she's actually having one of her recurrent dreams.

People need to stop making excuses for Lohan, Paris and Britney. They may be young, but the fact is, they need to learn to take responsibility for what they do. Just like everyone else does. Just because they have some fame and $$$ does not give them a free pass on their destructive and potentially dangerous behavior. Fact is, they would be just a messed up without the fame and $$$, it is just that those factors tend to aggravate personality and behavior defects faster because they get more privelege than the rest of us. Not because they deserve it, either. There are plenty of other 20-somethings in Hollywood that are not the big trainwrecks those 3 are. They just are in denial and have to learn the hard way. Too bad Paris and Lohan can't share a cell in the pokey together.

#10 - You had "quitters" who's quitting anything? She's already been through rehab and that didn't stop her, hell she's upped the ante since she went to rehab the last time.

hey babe... : )

soryy life didnt turn out perfect...

we never promised that...

just the "free pass"

maybe its time to regroup

and... regroup ?

lol babe

you shouldnt be jealous of paris...

she needs our support

for what is to come

so...

chill babe
pay your driver
and use him

...perhaps ? :))

Paris and Lohan in jail together. Bet they both look great in irange jumpers. We would have to rename prison the "Lickey".

This is not Lindsay Lohan, it's Krazihotkelli!
Good old Kelli is so jealous of those coked celebrities. She spend her days blasting them for being bad christian but in the end, she's bored of her life. In those picture, she's trying to lose her virginity.

There are a million celebrity blogs out there, and I would think the reason most people read this one is because of the writing. If you have no sense of humor, this probably isn't the site for you.

I have nothing to say about Lilo.

she's remembering back to how she got her first role.

"Ronson tried in vain to finger her sleeping pal"...

These pictures are good, but it would have been better if this had happened when she was with Wilmer Valderrama. Then she would have been passed out with her naked butt up in the air, as if she's winking goodbye to all of us. Although, now that I think about it, it might have looked like puss was coming out of that "eye" if what he said to Howard Stern was true. Even better!

Back in rehab to hide out/plead leniency at direction of pr whore, nothing more.

She'll be out chasing eight balls and cocks in no time.

I feel bad for the people who feel bad for her.

Yaaaaawn...the broad needs some jailtime. Maybe then she'll wake up. Maybe.

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They can use this picture for Lindsay's next family film.

Lindsay: Fully Loaded on the cocaine and booze diet...

She makes Amy Winehouse look like a choir girl.

Lindsay is NOT in rehab. She does not need rehab. She is just misunderstood. She was up late filming her latest movie and was very, very tired. The bartender at the Roosevelt Hotel served her vodka when my darling Lindsay asked for water. I am considering filing a lawsuit against the Roosevelt Hotel and it's employees for intentionally overserving Lindsay. She was hot and thirsty and just wanted a glass of water. She was not drunk when she crashed her car, she was fleeing the paparazzi. In fact, she was on the phone with me and said "Mommy, there's a car full of paparazzi following me, what should I do?" I told her to drive up on the curb and that would throw them off the trail. She tried to get and out and run away from them, but they rammed the back of her car and pushed it right into some trees. Lindsay did not crash. I would have been there to take Lindsay to rehab (not that she needs it, she's just misunderstood) but I was too busy working on Ali's new reality show and fielding calls from Hollywood producers who want to give me my own talk show. I am so proud of Lindsay, she's had such a hard life and she's worked so hard to get where she is and the paparazzi are trying to tear it all down. I have to run now, I'm flying to L.A. to interview Lindsay in rehab (not that she needs it, she's just misunderstood) and tell the people the REAL story.

hey jim - finally an opening for your calloused micropene, eh?

My favorite part of all this is Lindsay's father's response:

"When Lindsay puts God back in her life, things will turn around," Michael Lohan, of Huntington, N.Y., said in an interview. "Until then, I'll just keep praying." Michael Lohan said that after battling alcoholism himself, he counsels troubled youth and plans to open a church and rehab center in Southampton, N.Y. Asked if he believes Lindsay has a drinking problem, Michael Lohan responded: "Anything that causes a problem when you do it is a problem. As far as what they found in that car, whether it was Lindsay's or anyone else's, every person in that car is accountable." Michael Lohan said he was "concerned" about his daughter. "Too many people care about the wrong things when it comes to Lindsay," he said. "Her lawyers, her assistants, her publicists, even some of her so-called friends seem to tag along and reap the rewards of Lindsay without any concern about what direction her life is going in. Lindsay needs to clean house and start all over again from the beginning with the people that were with her in the beginning, and that's her family."

oh by the way:

Throughout 2004 and much of 2005, Michael Lohan, father of actress and pop singer Lindsay Lohan, experienced a variety of run-ins with the law. The problems reached a peak with Michael being sentenced in May, 2005 to 1 1/2 to 4 years in prison for a variety of offenses including aggravated unlicensed driving and attempted assault. He admitted a drinking problem, but the judge denied his request to be sentenced to alcohol rehabilitation instead of prison.

In August, 2005 a judge ruled on Michael Lohan's request for a portion of Lindsay's earnings as part of a divorce settlement with her mother Dina. The judge denied his request and stated Lindsay's earnings did not qualify as a "marital asset." In response to the legal issues, Lindsay Lohan's management publicly suggested that she distance herself from her father.

Bad parenting, all around.

LL's mother is a pimp, and her father is a thief. It does not matter how much $$$ they
have now, it does not change these facts.

Paris Hilton = Bad parenting.
Her mother always wanted to be in show biz, too, and is jealous that her daughters are
famous for doing nothing but flailing their
bits about. Sex tape? Oh, big whip. They inherited their money from Condad Hilton, who also loved to schmooze with hookers/celeb babes in his spare time.
He's the only one who had any business panache. They have been riding on Conny's ruthlessness for 3 generations, and somehow
feel superior because of it. I still say if
they had not inherited money, Kathy Hilton
would be on a stripper pole, and Paris would
be turning tricks on Hollywood Blvd.

Nicole Richie? Abandoned by her real parents who were drug addicts, brought up in a home where the father was never, ever around and the mother divorced him.

Beauty and love all around.

These girls all seem to have a death wish.

They are all f***D up bigtime. Crashing cars into trees, getting caught with heroin and syringes in your glove compartment [NR], driving the wrong way on a freeway in Los Angeles [NR], DUI when you are rich enough to have drivers 24/7 [all of them, speeding with your lights off...

Why don't they all hold hands and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge together? It would
make more sense.

@ #67. While inexistant is still technically a word, most people use either nonexistant or non-existant.

Now that the techincal portion of my post is over with...

American soldiers were sent overseas to do the jobs appointed to them to the best of their ability. Had you a job, I'm sure you would understand.

People (my father included) fight and have fought for this country so that you may protest and remark in the way you see fit. I understand and respect that.

I also understand and respect the fact that as an American (and a Liberal Democrat, at that), it is my right to kick your Birkenstock-clad hippie ass back to San Francisco, should we ever meet.

Thank You.

Imagine how stupid this girl is? Does her IQ even hit 50? I think if you put an IQ test in front of her...she would just drool on it.

Cleggy, don't get so upset. We know it'll make your lil brain hurt to consider alternative points of view, especially when they makes sense. Just keep goin' on, sticking to your one thought, and you'll be fine. Father Knows Best was an excellent show, and everything's been downhill since then. There, feel better now?

#78

Umm..duh..I think it was a joke that she passed out instead of continuing to party. Sheesh.

#97 makes some good points, but in fairness, most of the commenters here seem like they are (or will be) bad parents. So it's all pretty hypocritical.

BULLS***!!!! She will walk in and out of that place like she has a revolving door walking back in with her spiked bottled water...

f**k her....put her stoopid ass in jail....that'll learn her

she is BEYOND help....she is too addicted

Cocaine isn't as bad as crack. Ive learned over the years how to drive jacked and drunk, its an artform that takes time to learn. It's like learning to roll a joint and drive, you have to use your knees to steer and it takes PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE!!!

#67 Um actually I'm Canadian so there really aren't any Republicans up here. Why not just call me a neo-con or whatever word you wrote Liberal fucks are hung up on this week. So to sum up your post, being a useless, cocaine snorting, alcoholic skank is superior to serving ones country. See I'm no fan of the war in Iraq either, but I do know alot of places where the young people in your military are doing amazing things. Definetly contributing more to the world than some twatwaffle starlet or runny nosed Liberal yap machine ever will. Now go let out your cats and finish your tea, the adults are talking now.

promises.. where all the cool people go

imran karim

To quote South Park:
Don't do drugs, kids. There's a time and a place for everything, it's called 'college.' (Chef)

These girls, if they'd been smart enough for college, would just blend in with the rest of the students--the partying, the drugs, the retardedness of it all...instead, they go to rehab/jail cause they were never taught to keep everything in moderation and away from cops, or in their case, the press.

@ #100 (& #67) - Aw, let's stop the fussin'-and-a-feudin'. I meant what I said, but it belongs in a different post. This is about Hohan being skanky, used-up cokewhore. Which she is. My bad for getting off topic.

Tired of the liberal whiners always scrounging up conspiracy theories to fan their hatred of conservatives. Most liberals, regardless of how left of center they are, have one thing in common - a poor grasp of history. Allow me to educate you on why we are in the mess we presently find ourselves (and it does not involve Bush, Cheney, Haliburton, or an unquenchable thirst for oil). Firstly, Democrats have consistently over the years fought against the US tapping additional oil reserves. Be it ANWAR, the coasts of California and Florida, or the Gulf of Mexico. Selling their souls to the tree-hugging wing of their party, they are why we are dependant upon foreign sources of oil. They have fought against drilling in Alaska for over thirty years now and there has been no new oil refineries built in America in close to twenty years. Had we tapped ANWAR years ago we wouldn't worry about a bunch of inbred ragheads threatening our economy. Jimmy Carter, an unarguably worse president than Bush, turned his back on the Shah of Iran in a foolish attempt at brokering a peace in the Middle East. As a result the modern Islamic Fundamentalist State was born, the immediate byproduct of which was the Hostage Crisis - wherein Carter displayed the spinelessness that was a hallmark of his presidency. In the ensuing years, the Clinton administration sought to fight terrorism by issuing arrest warrants. The efficacy of this policy was displayed in the USS Cole bombing, the first World Trade Center bombing, and the bombing of the Kohbar Towers. Though it hurts liberals to hear it, 9/11 was not an "inside job" but the culmination - a natural progression, if you will - of a meaningless policy put in place by a president more interested in chubby interns than national security. As for the war in Iraq, I'll put it a couple of ways. One, after 9/11 we needed to simply kick ass as a way to combat state funded terrorism. Regardless of who it was, someone needed to be made an example of and Saddam was just crying out for it. As a result of the invasion of Iraq, Libya gave up its nuclear weapons program and Syria allowed inspectors in for the first time in twenty years. The other possibility, Intel suggests the the Saudi royal family has about 5 good years left and then Saudi Arabia is going to go mega-Islamic Fundamentalist. Unless you want to pay $15.00 a gallon for gas, we needed to secure the southern oil reserves in Iraq. Sorry if the truth hurts. It's something liberals seem to have aversion to.

I love that it wasn't the accident that made her think she should go to rehab.
I love that it was after she learned that the media were aware of her partying two days later that made her stop and think, "oh, rehab sounds fun!"
Yeah, she's sooo going to improve this time around. =/

Also, she should do what her daddy says and become apart of some religion, because in regards to her never working again:
YES! PRAYER WORKS!

here's where you can put your political fights.

Can someone tell me what in the world, lindsay lohan has done to garner so much media attention? Has she every been nominated for a grammy, or an oscar for best acress?

She's a damn headcase, with a severe form borderline/histrionic disorder. Her and paris, and britney love the attention, and
live off of it. What the hell ever happened to classy hollywood actresses, there is so much used goods in hollywood these days, it's not funny. Send lindsay to a mental hospital, believe me rehab isn't any good she's got some deep seeded psychological issues.

I'm guessing the Maxim "readers" who voted her #1 were really just the all the editors that received a nice blo-- err, "thank you" from Her Whoreness.

Can I put some money on whatever the odds are she won't do the full 30 days in rehab?

Hasn't the LAPD even thought of arresting her for underage drinking. She is not even 21!!!! and has been drinking for years!!!!

@114- They can't arrest her for underage drinking until the blood test results come back. And those things take about a week... that's why all the charges are only "possible" right now and not certain.
Though they did cite her, which is enough for now.

i just think the sobriety chips hanging from the rearview mirror are a nice touch. she's just super young, hopefully she'll mature and grow out of the party stage. who doesn't get too messed up at that age. Normal people just don't have photographers always following them.

Dana Plato part deux?? GOD I HOPE SO!

#114 Hasn't the LAPD even thought of arresting her for underage drinking. She is not even 21!!!! and has been drinking for years!!!!

that just about sums up the attitude
of the reactionary US government

"protect and control"

i.e. make as may things as possible
illegal under the guise of protection

...and yet it is just prohibition
...in another form
...and
...you remember
...the black market
...your last prohibition
...created ?

who benefits ?

look where the money goes...

... : ))

... you have to look for yourselves

... demand = supply

... denial of supply = higher prices

and you think
these people
are your government

lol b*tches

Holy crap!!

Am I wrong or, in that last photo, are those 30-day-sober tokens from AA hanging from the rear-view mirror???!?!?

Is Samantha Ronson her sponsor? Are those hers or Lindsey's? Either way... I'm half way between roflmao and just shocked and apaulled!!

Great, last time twatwaffle went to rehab this site sucked. Some other stupid famous skank better step it up.

Why do they even bother? She doesn't want to change: I know adicts that have been in rehab at least four times but they always return to their older addictions. She's back to rehab probably because then her fans will think she's a poor girl that has wandered lost and finally has realised that was not the way. She is over, same thing about her career.

She looks dead here- it's eerie actually. Her lips are blue, she is so out of it. Where is her mother? oh yeah- out partying with her. A shame- i hope she ends up ok. To all the nasty remarks here- this is a human being obviously in trouble and in need of help.

Did anyone get the shots of her puking on the curb? I would love to see that, shit -- Hilarity ensues...

http://mccranksjuke.blogspot.com/

67--To compare a coked-up celeb (to use the term loosely) to the men and women who defend our country (whether or not you agree with why they are there) is the most ridiculous thing I have EVER read on this site (and that says a lot)! As a liberal, I don't agree with the war, but the soldiers over seas are doing the job they were told to do. 98--My prayers are with your father, as well as everyone else fighting so we can bash Lohan on the Internet.

This one site said Ashley Olsen's cell number is 570-574-5641 . . . . i called it and the vm said this is ashley does ne one know if this is true or just a fake number ? ? ? ? ? ?

Why do these bitches look like they're dressed for a beer run to 7-Eleven when they've been out partying at a ritzy place like the Roosevelt? (If someone already posted about this, sorry, I couldn't be bothered to read through all the posts!)

How has she never been given an underage??? I would think an underage would come automatically with a DUI. If they knew she was under the influence of alcohol enough to charge her with the DUI that should be an automatic underage. Plus they could have easily just gave her a breathalizer test. Im shocked shes not being charged with an underage,DUI,reckless driving,fleeing the scene and illegal possesion. Any normal person would be charged with all 5 and you know you would be in a world of shit from it but she'll only go to jail for maybe 16 days like Paris and may not even lose her license. such bs

I go swimming for one
afternoon and mia is
busting ballz, I said
nothing about Christianz
on here, azzhole..if I waz
a christian, I wouldn't
admit it, not in these dayz..
and yea, I swim most dayz, thatz
why I leave for awhile, bitch.

if I wanted to have sex, there
R plenty of hunkz at the beach,
but I'm not that freakin stupid,
of course you are...

by the way:: how is Satan doing
this week, anywayz...?

Lindsay when I heard about what happenend to you I was concerned. I hope you know that there is people out there that care about you. Don't mess up your career--because you have a gift to impact our youth today in a good way. Please know that among all things your parents and most of all God cares about you. And even your fans. Please safe yourself because a lot of people care about you.
Leslie

Oliver Platt(comment #67), you are a fucking moron. There's nothing Republican about the previous writer's comments...it's just a basic observation. Spoiled, idiotic, narcissistic brat.

Looks to me like these two ladies have discovered opiates. It's too bad the best drugs are such a razor's edge from oblivion. Floating on the edge of the void, riding the electric waves. Black and white, boy and girl, perfect balance until your veins give out.

And to those disparaging fish, he really does f*ck supermodels, wrestle bears, save babies and kill pirates. Or maybe that's sarcasm. I believe it at any rate!

all I can say is: River Phoenix

Oliver Fat, for starters, i wouldn't be coking myself up and whoring myself out and begging for attention by blaring my cooter to the world and then claim I won't do full frontal. I wouldn't be drinking and partying the way she does because you know why? I value my life. period.

this chick was born and breed with drugs and alcohol in her DNA...

but as we turn 14, we are responible for what we do, so you can only blame her parents
up to a point.

she already looks dead, I guess thats what the open casket shot will look like,
she's not going to make it to 25.
I'm actually a little sad.

i don't know which i find more amusing. reading yet ANOTHER stupid fuck up by blowhan or reading comments from people who clearly do not understand the whole purpose of this site AND who actually for some reason feel the need to comment just to bitch about everyone making fun of this sad bitch. if you don't like it or can't handle it, why do you come here? :\

@109 -- Wow, that is one long steaming turd there! So, are you saying that GWB may be the worst pres in history? Because you said Carter "may" be even worse. Now get back to abortion clinic and go threaten to kill some doctors you pro-lifer!!! I don't know about you, but I think I'll go find some other shit to blame Clinton for... will that make me an honorary neocon too???

#109 U R so full of crap....
I don't give a fuck if gaz goez
to the freakin moon, bitch....
leave the proected zonez alone,
fuck oil...
I'll bet none of your kidz died for no
reason, did they? Thatz what I thought, bitch.
Now, back to our troopz,, I don't mind using them, az long az its the truth and worth it, but only to steal oil and rob Saddam, no , not worth it to me.. by the way, I have to live with all the bullshit your king caused for yearz to come, and I am pizzed...

#138 correction: protected zonez

oh yea, if U don't like the gaz pricez
stay the fuck home or call your king....

don't blame Clinton, gaz was cheap
when he ran this country, bitch.

98
''People (my father included) fight and have fought for this country..'' I hope you are not talking about US. Cause your troops in Iraq are not fighting for your country. Iraq is no danger for US. So, what are you doing there?

109
Have you ever considered that oil may be a retarded energy? We should use ''clean'' energy that doesn't pollute our environment.
And yes i'm willing to pay a lot for gas. If gas was much expensive, people would stop bying ridiculously large cars like hummers. And they'll stop using it to go shopping across the street. Don't you think that killing thousands of innocent civilians to keep gas cheap is just insane?

To my dear Kelli
I didn't give my virginity to a random dude. I give it to the man of my dreams. His name is Belzebuth. He's great and his kind of a beast. And his american. Cause that is were hell is.

*where*

First of all, we all have to keep in mind what time in the morning it is. I mean, if I was her, I would be extremely tired also, it dosent automatically give people the right to bash someone and say that, just because she is sleeping, she must be wasted, or she must be doing drugs. i would like to see someone say that about you when you decide to sleep on the car ride home.

And another thing, there are a lot of people who actrually go to rehab programs. just because she is falmous dosent mean she is different from anyone elce. at least she has the ability to do so, no matter how many times. she obviously knows how much pressure from the press and from the public she will get, and she still does that. that just sucks, and that just really is a shame that people have to put someone down for trying to recover from a bad situation. it will probably make any other person who wants to go to rehab not want to, because they think its a bad thing now, because of all the bad things people say about it. maybe, if people would actrually be positive about lindsay and her choice to go to rehab she will actrually be sucessfull at it, and strive to be the wonderfull actress that we all know she is, once again.

once more, it isnt like you havent had something before you were 21, i mean seriously. lindsays a normal person, so leave her alone. I bet she works harder than you do. you must really be working hard if you have enough time to sit on your ass making fun of SUCCESSFUL people, how lame.

38, clearly neither your nor your BFFL Linz are. At 21, your mom & dad probably still wiped the shit off your ass & that's your problem now. You can't figure out how to do it yourself.

I was a functioning member of society at the ripe age of 16. If you're not one by the time you're 21, you're a fucktard. Period. So i guess you were right when you said "You don't become a functioning member of society at that age" because you should be one well before that. The sad fact is, some people aren't ever. Sorry to hear that you are one of them you turd.

hey babe... : )

take a break
clean out]

...etc

one of those is us : )

shhhh...

whoa that samantha girl sure looks like a fucking ogre

you people....write alooot....haha

i like the funny comments from the author guy. chill. its a silly web site. have fun with it

Some friend Samantha is. No effort whatsoever to shield Lindsay from the cameras!

Leave her alone, i bet half of you are pretty fucked up yourselves.

KraziTwatKelli:
"I don't give a fuck if gaz goez
to the freakin moon, bitch...."

And why is that, exactly? Hmm... probably because you're 12 and (God willing) won't have a license at any point in the near future. What do you care about gas prices? Mommy pays for it all, right?

You don't know anything, so don't say anything. You have a sick obsession with arguing over damn near every topic on this website. Do something productive with your life, like learning to type.

149=FUCKFACE RIZZO.....

The reazon I don't care
about gaz pricez....

well, maybe if you fuckerz
stayed home,,gaz would go
down..and the people bitchin
and complaining voted for our
king, so stfu bitch...

U wanted him for King
U got him for King,
Toy=fuckin=ota!
deal with it..

I'm 18, not 12, bitch
and my mom doesn't pay
for my gaz, fat=bitch..

how about thiz...your on
thiz site..Y aren't U
doing something productive
with your life....I juzt
graduated,....

who the fuck died and
made u the king....?

OMGGGGZZZ! U GRAD-OO-ATED?!

That takes all of what? An IQ of 10 these days? Clearly.
And what the hell does "toy=fucking=ota" mean, anyway? Do you merely speak to speak, or do you actually think on these things before you spew them out of your crusty cunt?

For the sake of our country and the fact that you claim you're old enough to vote, I pray not the latter. Just secure your seat behind the cash register at Carl's Jr and start the process early, for all our sakes.

#151 we remember it as toyota

...what more could you want ?

repeat after us...

t o y o t a : )

get a f***** grip you cants
[you cant even say that]

ok we meant... [think quick]
...cant be bothered to think

ooof...

[...and they entirely missed the reference : ) ]

poor lindsay, don't you know she was just sneezing?

no comment on the fact that samantha ronson is a troll? for shame.

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Lucky Lindy should be ible to eat cooji, sniff it, putt butter and syrup all over that nasty dY ka Sam Ronson's "Harry Potter' - Dude mang- Sam Ronson is borderline so just hard to look at in a sexual way - I culd onli skull fug her if I beat the ish out dat hobag lezbo until all her fugin teeth were knocked the fug oud- then id ram her fug in head upndown mi rod- then most lig li- I fug lindy in the dump while I had a hired body GARD force ronson to eat my arular whilst the blood dript in mi crack- 'i say HO- lig dat blood odda mi crack0 ima gona tage a dump now- and Lindy yo anuular wuz aguly tidda den I tought- its bleedin do- now gid back hee lindy n lig my crack (i put some real rocks in der to be nize do- fo real- she did it- 'lig ronhole face- im a gonnda sit nows- agggggghhhh- ande bof at ma turdz- den lindy lig all the blud off dat skunk dyge's face- fug u ho- skank- I cragged hea sgull wita baseball bat too- but- lindy don't shavve no mo- i gitda puntani hair inbedweenmy teef- she stinky twad to- but da creame com out her hatchet wound is so nize to eaet up...emmmm...dat shid iza all weal yo- id twue- fo sho nucka- chia-! my nucka fugato ista biomi foebe wib eb spiget batz jo! Gia nucka!

This are all media stunt, nothing more