May 16 2007Lindsay Lohan getting sued

Why do celebrities drive.

Finally.

I'm all for the indiscriminate running down of paparazzi (and everybody else) but fishdoode, this shit's old.

Well I hope he doesn't get any thing.

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

I hate to say anything good about the bitch, but her eyes actually look pretty in that pic. Are those contacts?

I'm sick that she made Maxim's top 100! WTF!!!!!

Car massage, waahahahahaha!!!

Yesterday's news.

And, because I used to work on personal injury cases, I happen to know he will most likely win, by settlement out of court. Lindsay, take my advise. LET IT GO TO TRIAL!!!

haha, what a coke face.
anyhoo, that papparazzi's douche,
thats part of the job

She and Britney remind me SO much of each other...once they went downhill, it was all over...they look crazy in every picture and act that way too.

Okay, that being said, the video of this guy getting "hit" by Lohan is pretty hilarious...I've never seen such bad acting in my life as that guy throwing himself at her hood and flopping around in the street like a fish that fell out of Paris Hilton's vag. Ugh. Hope he gets nothing out of this.

I don't think anybody can stop Lindsay from "going down"

I can only hope that one day this coked up BITCH, paris and brickney weared gets put away for good. FUCK that would be great

I can only hope that one day this coked up BITCH, paris and brickney weared gets put away for good. FUCK that would be great!!!!!!!

First sign of the apocalypse.

Let's see, Lohan vs. scuzzy photographer. Who to choose, who to choose? Jebus, that's a tough one. On the one hand, Lohan's kinda retarded, she can't even walk, much less drive. But the photographer, not feelin' any love for that douchbag, either.

I can't decide. Maybe Lohan will actually get a chance to run over him again, only this time, she'll actually kill him, then go to prison for vehicular manslaughter. Everybody wins. Crossing my fingers...

FRIST, if you really were once a personal injury lawyer surely you should know it's advice, with a "c", not advise, which is a verb.

For the first and only time in history, I'm on Lindsay's side.

Hmmmm ya got me there. Take my advice and shut up.
Besides, I never said I was a lawyer. Just a legal ASSistant

ok, I shall take it under advisement.

Anyone got a link to the vid that works? All the ones I've found have dried up and blown away. Internet tumbelweeds the lot of 'em. Gah!

I agree with #1. I hate driving. I'm shocked these Hollywood people don't pay some $50K/year to drive them around in a black car. It would be money well spent and make DUI a non-factor.

When I'm rich and famous, the only time I'm driving is when I'm plowing my Hummer into a group of gypsies.

I wonder if that's how she looks at a penis before ramming it in her mouth?

dudes a fag. she should surround herself with at least 5 italians at all times, then she wouldn't have to worry about accidentally kneecapping people... her goons could do it on purpose. with baseball bats.

hendero67,

As your attorney, I advise you to take this mescaline.

pay someone to drive your freckled ass around while you still can...don't see much of a career in her future, she's already washed up at, what, 20?!(...E! true hollywood story, and thats abt it).
5 years from now she can carpool with Gary Coleman and the Corey's.

mmmmmmmmmmmm, mescaline

21. Posted by freejose.com "..When I'm rich and famous, the only time I'm driving is when I'm plowing my Hummer into a group of gypsies."

I'm not sure why, but that totally cracked me up.

Maybe it was the visual of a bunch of traditionally-dressed gypsies bouncing off the hood of a Hummer with a grunt, then being tossed like rag dolls into the air as you continue to accelerate.

Hahaha. Car massage. Priceless.

#28 I already said that 20 comments ago.

Just sayin

This stupid cheap=ass bitch
coked up, hitting people

too cheap to ride in a limo
shez probably snortiny while
shez driving and wantz her
privacy..good thing u saved
all that money drivin yourself
coz you & Brittney r done.....

#27 You should watch Borat.

Man, she's got attempted vehicular homicide written all over her face in this boss action pose.

#1 - I agree, why don't they just have full time drivers and not worry about DUI, lawsuits, accidents...ect

plus what's more fun than being drunk in a limo?

#29 Uhm.. yippie for us, we share an opinion?

31 - I have! It was hilarious. I esp like the scene with the two men chasing and wrestling naked. FUNNY SHITE!

They blurred out their penises, but they didn't bother to blur out that old guy's saggy ballsac hanging in Borat's face. WTH were they thinking? No one wants to see a long hairy scrote!

34 - well, count me in too, I thought the 'car massage' comment was extremely funny too. I spotted.

God Bless America,
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home.

She clearly should have finished the job, dirty paparazzi bastards

linsday+paris-biggest uggliest sluts.