May 17 2007Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best fight it out

Out here on the perimeter there are no stars.
Out here we is stoned - immaculate.

I offer to pay for dinner if she indeed starts dating land mines. Natural selection, baby.

they look sooo happpy together!
Glad things are going great Linday! You deserve it!
karma is a beeyotch

First off, how old is this guy that he's already losing his hair? Second, who in their right mind would be faithful to Lindsey Lohan? She's fuckin' gross. She's the type of girl that the second after you bust a nut a wave of regret passes over you like a tsunami. If it were possible I would be getting girls phone #'s WHILE I was fuckin' her.

what a wench

they've been together for, what, three days she thinks it's exclusive. go figure.

and who is this guy? he looks like a broken down Jude Law. not that jude is anything to look at either.

People still care what Lohan does?

Why does she look so dirty all the time?

poor baby

.

I could see if he was hot, but he's nastier than she is. Girl must have the self-esteem of a lemming at this point.

Maybe she should go back to Fez.

I eagerly await the Lohan -Landmine nuptuals

Does anyone else see a hula-hoopin bimbo in the upper right corner?
I wish she'd stop....

really sad fact=i live in england(bath to be exact) and i personally know 3 people who have shagged him!! i think that shows what a male slut he is. i never thought i'd say this but i think hohan might be too good for him? gosh i feel dirty now for writing that!

Fuck landmines - I want to tie her to one of those big magnetic WWII mines they used to use to blow up battleships. Then all you have to do is drop the Lohanmine into a reservoir filled with torpedoes and blade-fisted robots and enjoy the show.

Who gives a shit! Can we go back to talking about FRIST's new bikini?

Lindsay needs to spend time alone at home, doing nothing. Not going, hot screaming at a guy or ripping his clothes.

She just needs to get control over herself.. because all this shit is gonna really start to fuck up her head, like it did with Britney

FRIST is in a bikini?! Pictures!!!!

Oh, right...my new bikini. Well, if someone would come over here and mow my lawn for me, could probably catch a glimpse of it.

14, yes. she's the whore replacement for Paris Hilton. Too bad they didn't make that banner interactive like shoot her with a gun... or another substance.

#4. LMAO. Seriously who would be faithful to Lindsay. I know prostitutes and pron stars that are cleaner than her. Lindsay is just gross.

#16 -Gee Chauncey, for a mild mannered gardner, you sure have a lot of pent-up rage.

You should try watching some television.

#21 So she's WHO???
well anyway, she's gone now so, yay

Calum sounds like my kind of guy. I'd do him if he wasn't already doing LH.

#23,

I like to watch...starlet-harlots DIE!

FRIST - I have been offering to come over and mow your yard for weeks now

Calum Bests dad (George Best) was an abusive womaniser seems like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree then.

Why is this two bit whore a celebrity???

Jimbo!!! I love your link!!! That's fucking funny. BTW WTC, it ain't gonna mow itself!!!

#26- O-Kay!! *looks worried*

#29 because she's a two-bit whore, and that's IN right now

Proud day for she and her family ...

I feel actually bad for lindsay, nobody deserves that, not even a cocaine whore like her =[

Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid.

There was a time after I saw her in the wonderful "A Prarie Home Companion" when I wished somebody could just lock her up and only let her out to work.

but at this point she doesn't even seem like a real person, I can't actually imagine anybody's life being as insane as Lindsay's is all the time. I can't even feel sorry for her because it's all just so damn crazy.

Really Lambman? Cuz I wish someone would just lock her up. Period.

OK, I will be right over to mow your yard

Running around dating Drug dealers and screaming in coke fueled rages. Her downward spiral is happening years earlier than Tara Reids did.

And THIS guy?! Come on, I mean I know she is a skank with calluses on her Snazz, but you'd still think as a rich celeb she could do a bit better.

She always looks dirty because of the billions of freckles all over her body. What you think is scum is actually her skin pigmentation. HOW did she become Maxim's #1 Hottest????

That's right, Jimbo. I will marry you if you mow my yard. See how easy I am? Better hurry,though, because I'm going out there right now!!!
Just hope I don't get bogged down by all those pesky papparazzis (yeah, I don't care if I misspelled that).

They look tired and hungover. I can't believe she's only,what,20 years old?! She looks like she's 40! And they don't look so lovey dovey either. Sounds like its just a lust thing. I give it another week, tops. Speaking of tops...did Lindsey forget to put on her pants and just put on her sparkly top???Maybe she was blinded by the sparkles and couldn't think straight...duhhhh....its sooo...beautifulll.....dont look into the light...

I am on my way. Now if I only knew where the hell I was going

I almost feel sorry for her.

almost

Oh Calum..

At least Georgie was a brilliant footballer.

How can Lindsay Lohan even get the guys?

Maybe he is just tired of dating a girl that has more freckles then a Denny's waitress. Infact I think sea otters have less freckles and a tighter hole! But then again I learned everything I know about sex thru hours of Animal Planet!

CHANNEL 185!

Better hurry, Jimbo, i already mowed half of it.
Left at Albequerky (or however you spell THAT)

Daylin!!! How's it goin'?

What is this guy, some kind of Z-list extra?

The best she can do is a guy who's a nobody AND an asshole. I know post-menopausal bag ladies who can score better guys.

This pack of gals ,Britney, Paris, Lohan, Tara Reid, makes the '60s rock band members look like saints! The next thing you know we will be reading about incidents with fish on the balconies of hotels.......
It's probablly already been done, but the camera fell into the ocean, or fell into something else....geezzzz

Check out the photo where Calum is wiping a tear from his eye -

The look on Lohan's face tells me that she has just finished removing this guys johnson and has it tucked away in her purse.

Who is this guy?

in the last pic she looks like she is going to cry

Lindsay should know by now that being a piece of ass does not = girlfriend.

I do feel bad for her, what the hell happened to her people skills while she was being thrown into Hollywood? I see the bad boy lust thing but you think she would just get it together already. I wouldn't want to be in the tabloids as much as Britney Jesus thats scary. Hell what do I know, I'm not rich.

Seriously,
what does he do? Is he just the kid of a famous guy?

That's what happens when prostitutes get attached to their Johns.

As an aside, I find I have a real problem with some hotel staffer douchebag going and talking about what he sees when he goes into a guest's room. They should fire his minimum wage ass.

HA I guess that book she was hangin on to the other day isn't working.....

Too bad HeHo didn't catch him in bed with that chick, I would like to see what happens at that point....

FRIST - I am in Spokane, but I can't find your house!!! I will be there shortly

Jimbo, you opening a business? I need some help on my yard too!

OMG HI FRIST! It goes, it goes. Thats all I have to say. Hopes ur doing good!

That dress is hideous.

Jimbo, WTC!!! Waiting...

Daylin, put videos on your myspace. I love comedy and I watch that stuff all the time. I'm friends with John Heffron, we're TIGHT!!!

Jimbo, don't forget about whoneedsenemies. She's cute and has a lawn. the end

@#56 - pretty much just the kid of a famous dead Northern Irish footballer who was an alcoholic and a womaniser and a wife beater, although he was a good footballer not that I recall.

Nothing sexier than a having some tweeker hassling you in the middle of some hotel lobby. If this were Alabama it would be featured on an episode of COPS.

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Prostitution, Drugs Dispute

LoHo thinks she can be in a relationship and screw anyone she wants to, but she also believes that doesn't go both ways? Does she really think she's THAT special? here's a news flash for her, when you've fucked just about every man on the planet and your vag is permanently stretch to the size of a sumo wrestlers pants, does she really think guys are going to take her as a serious girlfriend or wife? no, they won't, they just know she's an easy lay and of course will take it when they can. she's the only one who takes her seriously. to everyone else on the planet, she's just a joke.

I am unsure how I feel about her outfit here.

#69 Feel sad. Feel ashamed. Feel SOMETHING, dammit, that's all we got in this God forsaken world!!!

Or just be completely apathetic, like me

Why isn't my lawn being mowed??!!?

Must I do everything MYSELF?

That's bullcrap

When I imagine a pile of cash that nobody cares about, I say both of these two idiots deserve poverty, repossesion and tax evasion charges as soon as possible. Put them both in trailers next to Willie Nelson.

That really is sad. Poor, poor Lindsay. She should give the ole' heave-ho to that balding British reject.

Stick with coke, LL. It will never cheat on you.

He's bald.
She's orange and spotted.
They'll marry and have baby giraffes.

if you have a multi-million $$ career on the line, can't you conduct yourself in public better than some idiot on WIC living in their grandma's basement?

So Lindsay got played again. LOL So how many different guys have she slept with so far in 2007? ... is she for hire?

I hope all the guyz
treat this whore like
she knowz she deservez.

This dude has a mega receding hairline and looks like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia. How in the fuck is he just grabbing models out of the air and slamming them in the bed then slamming Lindsay Lohan. That is like going from caviar to KFC. KFC is some good shit though, not going to lie.

Who's Calum Best?

I think that this dress is the bomb! At first it looked funny, but I kind of like it, And linsay, like those heated battles, I Think it turns her on!

Poor Lindsay... her karma is catching up with her fantasy world.

Pick a guy who looks like a slightly less androgynous version of Jude Law and whaddaya expect to happen?

werd

Sister Sweetly - Other than being the son of a famous footballer from the 1970s, Calum Best is vaguely famous for competing in a tacky reality tv show called 'Celebrity Love Island' and for the women he's alleged to have dated, mostly 'glamour models' like Jodie Marsh, girl band members and fellow offspring of celebritites Elizabeth Jagger and Kimbeley Stewart.

again, please go away lindsey. you are so slutty and fake. all you care about is drugs and sex. you obviously don't care about your career because if you did you might be paying more attention to the fact that people are dissing you all the time.

the photo of you in the water with this boy and your nipple is out of your swimsuit made me sick you are so pathetic.

Oh man! Look at her right eye in the second-to-last picture!

So, you're tryin' to tell me this boozy little twat wouldn't be up for a three-way? To that I say horseshit!. Another useless, talentless little cunt. Away with her I say!

"'glamour models' like Jodie Marsh, girl band members and fellow offspring of celebritites Elizabeth Jagger and Kimbeley Stewart."

What? The ugliest women in Britain? What's he famous for, his cast-iron stomach?

Anyway, if a man's acting like a useless whore, I fail to see how it's any woman's fault. He's a grownup. He doesn't have to act like a tasteless, cheating twat, no matter who he's dating.

(do not take this as an endorsement of Lohan, BTW--just a knock on sexism.)

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