May 8 2007Lindsay Lohan has no nipples

yeah babe...

thats how we want to see you...

...read about you ?

oops... [frgotr]

not

Her nipples are large freckles... although they are still hard to tell apart from the other freckles. Thanks.

Look at pic#4. That boob's starting to droop like there's no tomorrow. Her nipples are probably closer to her navel.

Why are we worried about her nipples when the greater mysteries of her missing "brain" and "soul" abound?

Oh, I forgot about the other big mystery surrounding Linds: swallower, or spitter?

So we have gone from snorting cocaine to...NIPPLEGATE!

She cleans up well for a crack-whore.

Also in pic four, you can see her pastie.

I agree with 5 and 6.

Also, her nipples are freckles that shoot lasers. She can make toast.

Sideboob is appreciated, even if nippleslip is lacking.

Sorry...this woman is not attractive. She reminds me of Clay Aiken too much...

You can't live your life like a piece of trashy 99% of the time then show up to an event like this and expect to be seen as classy. You just end up being the symbolic pig with lipstick on.

Does cocaine make your nipples disappear?

Those aren't pasties, they are morphine patches.

And those aren't boobs, they are mud flaps.

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#5, el-oh-fucking-el.

God. Ugly, stupid, and trashy. No wonder America embraces her!

That's not see-through. It's slash.
She's started dating Freddy after a coke binge

her boob is a dunlap

looks like they fell off in picture 1 and she's looking for them

Meh. When she cleans up like this, she looks good. To claim otherwise is absurd.

I think she put makeup over them, because if you look closely you can kind of see them.

it's obvious she just has some tape over them or something. not a big deal. her back looks hairy in these pics though. that's coke/anorexia for you. poor girl.

theres a damn skin colored cloth underneath the black see through fabric.. you'd be able to see where her boob hangs over her body if there wasnt

Her boobs are gnarly. Her "nude" boob sticker is showing on the side of her boob. So sad. I guess she was too busy snorting coke to care. I'm sure she tried to use bologna slices to cover 'em up but her stylist advised against it.

yeah she has something covering her nipple since one of her pic's of hter sideview has evidence of a tape/padding..

She isnt in town for the costume ball.

I thought she was in town this week to screw Jude Law?

lol @ 27

americans are so backwards and stupid
they are fucking nutters
and really need to get a grip
ufft they piss me off so much

If you look at the fourth picture (top right), you can clearly see she put padding there that's the color of her skin so her nipples wouldn't be showing through, but it would still appear to be see-through dress.

Sorry folks. My vet emptied out my cat's anal glands today and SCOTLAND@29 came flying out. My bad.

I think this is the best she's ever looked---
although, is it just me or is there something really awkward with picture 2? It kinda looks like her dress is on backwards or her head is or something.... it's just weird looking.
Does anyone else see it?

she looks preoccupied with her nipples, or lack thereof, in the 1st photo. she's like, "where'd they go??" Otherwise, with the top of the dress, what's the point? either show them or don't. maybe she has on those band-aid things (or OxC patches??) she at least looks better than in those "Lindsay Parties In Her Bra" photos

stop hating! because if she even showed one nipple....then you would talk, trash her! I like this dress, so please calm down with all that hating!

#31
you are the typical American mongo

maybe that's the point - don't show your boobs so much....she can do better so sometimes you have to wonder "what is she thinking?"

Why are we complaining people? She has on a long dress (for a change). We aren't forced to see her pastey, freckled, ugly, legs. She is also (poorly) attempting to cover up her prematurely, sagging, equally pastey, freckled breasts.

For her, she doesn't look bad. Then again, I just saw Kiki Dunst wearing a dress made from "Gone With The Wind" curtains.

umm, that "Gone with the Wind" dress was fucking spectacular.

Drunkst's dress looked like it was made out of recycled bar/tmitzfah tablecloth.

I suppose she gets dresses thrown at her from all directions from designers & such & everyone is like "oohhh it's Fabulous" & maybe it doesn't always work...sigh...life stinks...

Hmmm. I've had a long hard look at all those pics and I'd do her. I'd need enough beer to drown an elephant and the lights turned off but I'd bang her alright.

Not having any nipples to suck would take away some of the fun, I'm sure.

The bitch always smells like urine!!!!!

HA HA! No nipples!

Without clicking on the pics and just sort of looking at her from a distance she looks ok - but once you click on that pic and get a close up of that bitch - bloody hell you wish you didn't!

She has a nice figure and all but that face and that skin! GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!!

She got a stylist, but the chick didn't bitchslap Linds QUITE hard enough. Still better than those garbage bag dresses everyone's wearing these days, though. There are some designers that need to be beaten until they grow some talent.

fuck up yous are all mongo bastards

Agree with #12. She can just stop acting like she's good. Every whatever month she comes up with a new "I'm cleaning up my act routine" just to fuck it up the next day by, oh I don't know, snorting coke in her bra and looking like she forgets how to turn her shower on? FUCKING DOORKNOB

thank you number #24 for not being retarded.

What do you call a pest who keeps on talking even though no one is remotely interested in what he has to say?
A Scotsman.

I see the retardz must be drunk or sleeping...glad they r M. I. A. ==== HOWEVER, yea, that fartbomb thing came from that stupid mia monster...you'll have to ask her...
Linsay lookz alot better in this pic..

#47
...and it's comforting
...just knowing tha\t

the only one in the room?

[are we nearly... there yet? : )]
["do you feel it too?"]

....later

[speak your heart out... what ? ? ?

In pic 4 you can clearly see that her dress is padded. Boy, this website is really digging for news when they have to post that Lindsay is NOT dressed like a total slut. Good job guys.

Freckles and saggers; appears not much could be better except between the ears. But that doesn't count.

nipples, no nipples, it's all *good*

i loved reading how she's really gonna "let loose" for the big 2-1 (has she had it yet?) Trash talkin aside, I really hope she does not OD or kill someone

FUCK THE FRENCH
AND THE SMALL DICK HORSES
THEY CLIMBED OFF OF///

Check out any of the first few photos... holy cow she's got the most frekly shoulders i've seen - LiLo should be made to wear a Burqua (those all black dresses they wear in Saudi A.) - maybe someone should tell her snorting makes your freckles bigger.

That dress is phenomenal and she looks completely doable.

At least if she ever gets bored she can entertain herself for hours playing connect the dots.

What a hideous dress on a hideous figure.

The dress is awkward in the nipple part. Eh, Lindsay Lohan, no matter what she wears, I'd still feel the same about her, slutty/coke whore...

i'd hit it.

That dress is lined in flesh colored mesh, that's all. The "sticker" in picture 4 is actually the lining,which has folded back a bit.

Man, there is hard some wear and tear on that girl. It's not hard to imagine her giving lap dances in a couple of years in some cheap place full of Jack Daniels-drinking Marlboro lovers a mile off the Strip.

working with clothing on a daily basis, I an tell you that's a faux see-throught top. it has a nude liner under the boobie parts, that if it didn't have the black fabric over it would be an ecru color. Other than that, for someone younger than me her boobs sag alot!

I would have to say that aside from that, uhm, sober look in her eye, and the fact that I'd probablky fucking hate her if I knew her, she looks pretty good.

She needs to win an award for saggiest tits ever.

Also superfish, you're a fucking retard. I dont know shit about womans clothing and i knew that was a liner.

for some reason i like lindsey lohan just because her nose is perfect. i would kill for that nose.

SPENT WHORE

Illusion of nothing shown
While you sniff coke off your dealer's bone
young sagging skin, perfect hair
we've all seen your pussy bare
You can't read, you can't write
Is there anyone home tonight?
Behind those eyes is there anything there?
Behind those floppy tits, is there a heart in there?

and yes, i know. she puts a lot of drugs up it. still. its cute and you know it.

would someone please clean out those coke leftovers in her nose in pic2? yuck....

we all have to agree that she is damn cute. god has been s unfair.

I dare say, I do enjoy this dress, very flattering and lovely without resorting to a red bow tie the size of Texas.

You can see the nude cloth lining the front of her dress in pic #4. Its probably where she stashes the coke.

And I'd like to send out a great big "EWWW!" to the wolf she's draging along with her...ew. You just know he's thinkin', "I don't care if its a big freckle or a firecrotch, I'm gettin' some to-night!"

...and how come it always look like she needs to brush-out those eyebrows?

Wow. I wonder how coked up Lohan is there?

I wonder what this site would do if there were no Paris Hilton, Tara Reid or Lindsay Lohan?

Plz sign this "No Clemency For Paris Hilton" petition http://www.petitiononline.com/ph123/petition.html

lohan=I'm dead inside

Let's kick it old school...

*cue dj scratchin on da turntables*

*cue human beat-box*

PARTY PEOPLE!!! let me hear you say cOKE

COKE coke COKE cOkE coke COKE CoKE!!!!

Wow, all these freckle jokes are really awesome and hilarious! How the hell do you people handle all your awesomeness? If I posted a kickass freckle joke, as some of you have, I'd just wanna kill myself due to awesome overload. What a knee-slapper!

the halter of the dress is lined.

@77 right, WE ARE AWESOME hahahahahahahaha, oh wait, you were making an attempt at.... sarcasm?

try again

Dear Lindsay,

I have been told that my magical love butter once rubbed into the skin, can actually fade that whore plague you have been cursed with. Please call me soon for an application. NOTE* It will take 200-300 applications to see results, so call soon so we can get started.

Sincerely,
Mr. Doomhammer

FUCK UP YOU STUPID ARSE AMERICAN BASTARDS
YOUS TALK WAY TO MUCH SHIT AND KILL TO MANY PEOPLE EVEN YOUR OWN
YOUS ARE FUCKING MORONS

And your Myspace sucks, you watch VH1?

You admit to that to the tens of people who stumble across your page?

kill yourself before reproducing, please.

There's definately skin coloured material under the black.
But the sad thing is her boobs look like mine. Only I've had a baby and breastfed. She sould definately be wearing a bra!

@81, are you from the clan McLoud?

YOU CAN SEE THE NIPPLE TAPE IN THE PIC OF HER BACK AND SIDE BOOB.

Also, why are her tits so saggy? I'm 22years old, female and have real breasts -34C and mine do not look like that. Maybe she shouldnt be doing all that running in a bikini. Poor dumb whore.

@82 OMG! You are SO clever. You showed me! I didn't even call you out personally, but apparently you are proud of your lack of creativity (ie: freckle jokes) and actually OWN up to it. I'm impressed! Now isn't your 10th grade teacher looking for you, honey?

Ohhh, to be twenty again. She's 20, right?
She looks about twice that.
...And sounds about three times that, with the bronchial ten-pack-a-day voice.

Slim! Clan McLoud! That's great.

I think Linds snorted her nipples.

@86, nope not clever at all, I just like to pick fights with random strangers on the internet. Besides, I'm watching Rebirth of Mothra ....III, this is way more interesting since you obviously came here to talk smack.

As for tenth grade, Ha! I wish, free food, no responsibility, not having to study.

good times

How's it hangin Jz?

anyone calling those tits saggy is a moron.

The dress has a peach colored pads where the nipples should be so she appears nude
another dumb dress

It's not a terribly unusual phenomena, this nippless thing. If you recall the old Star Trek episodes, whenever Capt Kirk had his shirt ripped away during a fight scene, he had no nipples either. Then again Lucy and Ricky slept in seperate beds and still managed a little Ricky.
It's a strange world, someone ought to sell tickets.

McLOUD!!! McLOUD!!!

hahahahahahaha nah, seriously Scotland is a great country....err territory, or, whatever.

@89 No, not really into the shit-talking scene because I'll be the first to admit that I'm not very good at it.

But you do have balls for admitting that you're watching Mothra while a few breaths ago you make fun of me for occasionally watching VH1.

My testicles ARE huge and I also spring the extra 20 bucks to get more than basic cable, sugartits.

@#6:

Guzzler.

That is all.

Hey, I can afford to pay for premium and then not watch it, honeybuns.

Things are hanging, Slim. To the left. How 'bout you big guy? Whats new?

@97...so you watch VH1 voluntarily, how sad for you, funbags.

probabably can't seem them with all the crusty cum that is on those cans.

i LOVE the dress, but so does every drag-queen.

@99 Yes, we already established that. You act as if I should be ashamed of it. :shrug:

Funbags is a good, good word. I like you for that.

He he just messin' with ya

carry on

Ps: your myspace doesn't suck, it's as good as others.

@#6 I bet she's a swallower (like me) :-0

Hey thanks! Better be careful, people might get the wrong idea and think that you're a nice person. ;)

Hey, Scotsman!

Will you take "Swords" for a hundred? Or would you like a "Penis Mightier"? Because that's what your mother said.

Swords for a hundred! That's shits fucking funny.

#8 - Guess that's why you can't see her nips! Can't believe Fish didn't see them! And thank the good Lord that SOMEONE told this twat to put on pasties - she never would have thought of that on her own.

#17 - Not sure why you think that "America embraces her". Only a small group of kids did. She's isolated herself so much now with her idiotic behavior that it won't be long & we'll never hear from her again. She'll be the next Tiffany or Debbie Gibson.

#21 - Nice try troll, you slimey fuckstick.

#31 - AAAAAAAAHHHHH-HA-HA-HA!! ROTFLMFAO.

#81 - Ironic that you say "YOUS ARE FUCKING MORONS" when every single sentence you've written on this posting fails elementary school grammar in America, Canada, England, Scotland, AND Wales!

#84 - That would be "MacLoud". Don't asssociate that Scottish fucktart with the Irish!! Still Fucking funny though.

Eh, the dress is OK, Lindsay cleans up OK, but she does look a little worse for wear. Clearly, she's got some kind of pasty working, because, you know, showing everything but your nipple is classy, but once the nip peeks out, well, that's just wrong. Just so we're clear: entire boob with nipples covered - ready for prime time. Nipples exposed - hard core skank. Personally, I think if you're going to wear a see-through top, you should dispense with the false modesty and just let everything show. Why play coy? Especially when the entire world has already seen your bajingo (which is at least covered here, thankfully).

im half Irish lol
and who gives a fuck about grammar it aint a fucking essay

and it isent really that funny i mean i see how YOU might find it funny but its just a surname

Cutlass

Sabre. It begins with an "s", man!

Swords for a hundred!
please you can do better than that

how about ha ha you eat haggis and were kilts and you second name starts with mac and ... and ... no no thats it

If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!

don't get me wrong she's a skank. but that dress probably isn't so transparent as it seems. All those bright flashbulbs make it look more see-through. happens all the time when celebs get photographed at events. Without the barrage of flashbulbs you wouldn't be able to see the pasties. That dress isn't even bad.

she's still a filthy McNasty though.

i cant work out if thats an insult or not

techclerk

#110 - You can't be Irish because we would have kicked your ass down the glen and rolled you off the cliffs of Moher by now. And when your body got dismembered on the rocks below and sunk into the sea, we would all unite in a thunderous cheer and head to the pub for a couple of pints to celebrate your demise.

You're not writing an essay, granted. But your writing reflects who you are. Thus, YOU are the moron who calls others moron.

those ta tas are sag-tastic! espcially in pic 4, where you can also see that there is a nude lining in the front of her dress.

i agree. this is better than normal

imran karim

119. for fuck sake how much shite do u talk
do u realize what you just did there u just made up a little story to tell me what would happen if i were Irish and i am half irish
so no just no hen

Slim is a funny motherfucker. McLoud? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

SCOTLAND - Aren't you slurry fucks partly responsible for the English language? If so, learn to fucking speak it, little dicked, skirt wearing, velcro glove owning, sheep fucking, driving on the wrong side, armpit of the UK Gaylicks...

im sorry but i really don't get how a surname is funny .
we do speak English but we also have an accent,like most of your people i mean i can barley understand rednecks but you don't see me going around saying they don't speak English.

You people are the British equivalent of the French. I'd say that hit below the belt, but you people WEAR FUCKING SKIRTS... no self respecting NASCAR loving, tobbacky chawin' Redneck would ever do that...unless he needed a disguise to rob the fucking liquor store.

125.
i think you getting a little to excited
calm down before you pull a muscle.
AND I FUCKING LOVE KILTS !!
dont were them mind you coz im a lassie
but say that to a scotman when hes wearing a kilt and sew what happens

What's that Lassie?!! Timmy fell down the well?!! We gotta save him!! Good girl, Lassie!

lassie means lady .
i thought you would know that seeing as you know so much about Scottish people.

No shit, fuckpick! It's called a sense of humor, why don't you get one.

well i have got one
i dunno about you but it doesn't really shine though when someones insulting me .

boo hoo

oh I'm sorry was that supposed to be little cry there?

#90 you're a moron if you DON'T think her tits are saggy. They'll be at her knees by the time shes 45.

Time for a little John Valby! Sing along if you recognize the tune.

When Irish guys get horny
You know they're all half in the bag
Because the smell of Irish pussy
Is enough to make you gag
And don't forget St. Patrick
All they world knows that he's gay
And if you see my eyes are smiling
It's because he came up my ass today!

Making a racist slur is so easy a caveman can do it.

Yes that is correct .
well done ,you know get a gold star *

@134 -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Uuuhhhh, Scottie? I mean I liked Braveheart too, but in this day and age only ladies and imams wear dresses, dude. Now why don't you show some of that classic Scottish cowering since you've already pretended to put up a fight. That's a good boy.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

what the fuck u talking about braveheart
that film was pish .
classic Scottish cowering...aye fucking right i aint even a guy but i would still give u a good old glasgow kiss
and what is this whole thing about the kilt its not as if the men were it every fucking day its just tradition,you are watching to many fucking films mate ...#
freedom!

Yeah, DrPhowstus! Pay attention. He already told us he's a woman.

Sorry, Captain. I'm pushing her as fast as she'll go!

your such a sad little boy.

Famous Whore (like your mother) Semen

SCOTTLAND

So nice of the British to give you back your country, you must be almost as important to them as the Welsh....no wait, they are keeping the Welsh.

i hate Lo-Life as much as the next guy but her tits are not sagging...i mean they are NOT supposed to look like torpedos (ala Posh)

also, i think her tits were paid for, just that she actually had a good boob job/ more 'natural' looking

welcome to real tits, faggot. if you prefer moosquito bites t funbags then that's your prerogative.

she'll be dead before she's 45, I'm talking about right now.

if you think those tits are saggy you've never been within ten feet of tits, ever. unless you count the porn on your computer monitor.

she is a disgusting ginger slag but her tits are awesome. you're clinically retarded if you disagree.

143.
please explain to me wtf your talking about i cant understand shite.

Ok if you look at pic #4 you can clearly see skin colored fabric peekin out her dress. and if you look closely at the rest of the pics you can tell that there is fabric behind her dress so you wont see her nipples..

Ok if you look at pic #4 you can clearly see skin colored fabric peekin out her dress. and if you look closely at the rest of the pics you can tell that there is fabric behind her dress so you wont see her nipples..

Yeah.. it's skin coloured fabric.

Okay, it is skin coloured fabric, but that is the genius part of the whole decption! She hiding that she has no nipples.

She's probably wearing one of those kind of bra cups that sometimes celebs wear when they have weird, revealing dresses on. They're just like rubbers cups almost that stick to your boob.

And she actually looks pretty here.

Yes she does. Fred Durst sucks on them.

*shrug* i actually really like that dress.

Who gives a flying fuck? And why???

Her nipples are non-existent due to overuse. lolz.

Maybe she had a nipplectomy.

#153 Agreed... nice dress

Just for the record I'm also Scottish (Scotland is spelled with 1 'T' #143):

Scottish surnames can be Mc or Mac

We are a small country but its the most beautiful part of the UK - fresh air and no pollution - you lot would be sucking on exhaust pipes to survive up here, or getting killer withdrawal symptoms

Haggis is fuckin ace, but not everyone likes it

Oh and a Glasgow Kiss? Nice!!

Anyhoo, no number of expensive dresses could turn Lindsey classy. She gives women, gingers, Americans and basically human beings a bad name!

Ah, Scotland, land of pizza.
Lindsay Lohan's eyebrows are disgraceful. No excuse. No surrender!

perez cut us off : )
what a chickenshit bitch...

the bit he chopped...

re: child abuse...

...have a great life
but maybe...
...leave the children alone

**** : )

http://perezhilton.com/topics/ali_lohan/two_things_20070509.php

OMG, Fifi, I adore you!! These people are so jelous of Lindsey and Brit it's pathetic. I say it all the time. If they're a girl, they would love to look like her. If it's a guy, he would never not look twice.

#40 you fucking liar! You would do it w/o one drop of alcohol or any sort of drug you asshole!!

There are two types of people in this world who I can't tolerate. The first kind of people I can not tolerate are those who do not accept the cultures and communities that are not their own. The second kind of people I cannot tolerate are the Scottish.

again, WHO told this thing she was pretty?

We should cook Scotlandf'nyard
and feed him to mia,
she lovez nothin better
than old stiff meat....

In the Pink is the New Blog entry today Blo Han is seen exiting vehicke with a book. nShe is wearing a tan blouse - definitely nipples !!!!

p-o-s-e-r

She looks................NICE!

I just love her freckles!! :) I don´t understand how you can think they are ugly. I don´t have any freckles naturally but I have had them done with permanent make-up. I wasn´t that pretty before but now I look quite cute actually! :) Freckles are just lovely!

On the whole Lindsay is a very pretty girl. The only thing I don´t like about her is the color of the hair - she looked much better with the dark colour.
...And her boobs may be a little saggy but they still have a very nice shape and size. I wouldn´t mind having her between my sheets! :) (and I´m a girl)

I spy with my little eye a double chin, saggy boobs, and a skin-colored lining in the boob part of her dress in pic 4.

OKAY retard her dress is not see-through...I don't like Lindsay be an means...but in her defense, there is skin colored cloth on the other side of the see-through black fabric. You can totally see it in the pictures...gezzz you are stupid!!!!

With her money she can buy nipples and a boob lift. Those babies are hanging low lately. But she is adorable! I'd kill for a face like that although I'd keep it out of the sun! She's like a great big freckle freak.

woah...she has very light nipples