May 11 2007Lindsay Lohan does Lindsay stuff

Fake tans are bad.

Maybe she needs to poop.

Do you imagine her Vagina looks like Melanie Griffith's Left Knee?
Discuss

PS-I do and it gets me all gassy.

The driver of the 18 wheeler was not injured.

Why does she even bother WEARING clothes anymore. Seems like more work to take your shirt off or lift your skirt up than it would to just skip the whole getting dressed thing altogether. Stupid Lindsay, always doing things the hard way...

I bet if you were to scrape off all that camoflage make-up on her face, she has a freckled giraffe-print-like skin tone.

She's an orange cheese puff. Her face looks spongy, like it's retaining semen..er..I mean water

I really what she'd look like under one of those special lights that show sun damage on the face. I bet she'd look like one of the Blue Man Group.

She looks confused. Probably trying to remember if he zipper is on the side or on the back...and she's itching to get that damn dress off. It's cramping her style, having to wear clothes. Or maybe she just farted.

To say it is a slow gossip news day would be putting it mildly.

Frist: Glad you are not Kelli. How's the job hunt comming along?

I can't decide which kind of ending I would prefer Lindsay to perform:
"Margo Kidder"- wandering crazy through the streets of LA
"Farrah Fawcett"- embarrassingly stoned on TV interviews
"Dana Plato"- meth addicted petty thief.
So many possibilities. Regardless, we know at least it will not be anything new. Even in her self destruction she is hopelessly unoriginal.

Is that a herp I see on her lip in those pics? And what is with the two different colored eyes? LOVELY.

I think she probably has some disease like cack-in-mouth-disease or something. Plus she smells like piss. I think if you took one of those CSI lights to her, you could see the cum stains from Jupiter.

Eww, she does have a herp on her lip. Amongst other places, I presume. This bitch looks good, though - for a forty year old. -gag-

Something smells like cheese.

WTF....The skin tone, the different colored eyes, the herpes, and (sighing with disgust)
her bra is hanging out the top of her dress...then again We should be happy she has a bra on..

#10, Pretty good. I just sent my resumes out Wed, and already got called by a CPA firm yesterday to come in today. So, I'm getting ready to go down there. Thank you for asking.
PLUS this other law firm that had their office in the same building said for me to come in Mon and do some part time work for them while I'm looking for perm full time, so either way I get to work!!! :)

SO SO SO SO SOOOO FUCKING DISGUSTING. There are many of these celebrity whores that offend my sense of decency but this one honestly makes me feel physically sick just looking at her.

And I'll say it again, with that smart ass face she looks just like that little prick from Malcom in the middle.

I hate that fish keeps posting about this freckled whore.. get some new material dude..

wow! I like Carrot Top better before his bob job.

#20 LMAO!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!

either its a fart or she shitted on herself...or i shitted on HER

"Did I leave my coke on the bathroom sink? OH! Cameras!"

#23 LMAO!!! good one man! or are you a girl? oh my god! i'll never know!

*punches self until passed out...completely

She is going to age soooooooo fucking hard. I can't wait.

looks like she could use some botox

imran karim

puffy and pretty, coked-up and cute
she's one of the best-looking overrated overpaid crack-whores around right now

best pic is the third on the top, she's frowning and smiling at the same time, is she trying to become Hillary Jr. now?

fake tans would be okay.. if they didn't always end up bright-pumpkin orange

i can't wait until the day some high-fashion company boldly comes out with experimental green fake-tan, and all these celebs and models walk around looking like martians

I think the poor dear's feet hurt.

she's cute. a lil eyebrow pluckage would look better though:)

where is the herpe?? all i see is a freckle on her lip.

what's up with her face in all these pictures? she's probably confused as to why no one likes her anymore.

maybe she's trying out a new "I'm smart look"
She probably thought if she starts trying to think of important things when the camera is on , it'll come across smart!
Fool Proof!

I think it bears repeating:

-block a sneeze wrong and you'll burst your eardrums.

-block a fart wrong and you'll burst your asshole.

-do both at the same time and you'll explode.

Also, if you chew your toenails, a foot will grow in your stomach. It happened to this kid I knew in gradeschool. He had to move away for mysterious reasons. Either he ate his toenails and his stomach foot kicked its way out or he blocked his sneezefart and blew up. Let this be a warning.

Coupla things:

It's not a herp, it's a freckle. It's been there for years. I'm ashamed that I know that.

Agree w/#28 - those shoes look like they're killers - toes all squooshed together and what not. But they are without a doubt the hottest things about her.

She's either wearing two different colored contacts or just one lens. Either way, it's entirely deliberate. She's a total attention hoo-ah.

Preliminary word on "Georgia Rule" is that is sucks like Paris Hilton trying to get out of a jail sentence.

That is all.

Check the nippy blohan post right below this one, how do her boobs go from looking like big giant C's to little B's in the span of a few days?

I guess her freckles got hungry.

Freckles live off spongy, doughy, whore fat you know. That's why blohan is covered from head to toe in a nice layer... of fat and freckles.

Paris Hilton used to have lots of freckles too but hers died off, you'd think it was from her lack of fat to feed them but, actually her herpes epidermis killed them all. Her skin layers are basically just entire diseases.

I wear protective goggles whenever I look at posts with Lindsay, Britney or Paris because ocular syphilis is very dangerous and contagious "just one look and I felt so ... sick, sick, sick .”I recommend you all do the same.
And boys just jerking off to this slutty slut and you'll get gonorrhea. BAD.

she has amazing skin - much like a 60 year old, all weathered and beaten. like that one lunch monitor I had back in elementary school who would smoke cigarette after cigarette outside in the school yard and had that raspy scary voice... I think Lindsay should just be what she was born to be - a scary lunch monitor in some elementary school far far away from here... maybe somewhere in Iraq.

seriously, how you do mistake that freckle for the open sores that Katie Holmes always has on her face?

and another thing that dress looks like shit she should really try things on before she spends all that money she doesn't deserve to have. crack whore.

Shark: Why the hell does this chick keep jumping over me?

Other shark: Doesn't it smell fishier every time she does?

Is it just me, or does she look like an orange Alicia Silverstone in these pics? And is she crying in the first small pic? Looks like a tear. Ploys for sympathy will get you nowhere, girl.

Seriously no one cares about what this bitch does, the only article I wanna read about her is if someone stabs her.

# 34 iamsosmrt-- I love your description of gonorrhea--"BAD" haha awesome after all the other details of your post

she needs to pluck her eyebrows. they should not be the same thickness all the way across.

That is the youngest I've seen her look....now she only looks like a 35 year old Bowling Alley Waitress instead of a 40 year old one.

the tan looks horrible,

what happened to her?

i used to love her when she didn't act like a dumb crackwhore.

so sad, =/.

Bless my blunderbuss, the naffe is on Limbaugh meds. Don't believe me? Bet she is already hard of hearing. Try shouting at her. Go ahead. Just try it. Shouting at her. In her ears. With a bullhorn. That is.

Let's all just be thankful she doesn't have any kids. In fact, she should be forced to get her tubes tied or something. Shit like that shouldn't be allowed to procreate, look what happened to Britney!!!
Those poor kids probably aren't even aware that they have a mother. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if they are incapable of any awareness, she probably gave them all F.A.S.

if you look again...
as a series of pics...

...its like a casting session

1. "ok you need to look betrayed"
2. "same pose... more light"
3. "oh bugger... actually we feel pretty good : )"
4. "mika? what about mika?"
5. "wow... was that an external thought again?"
6. "yeah right... we arent stupid yall no? : )"
#
7. "hey babe... lookin good : ) [creep to your right btw...]"

8. "ooo stern... did we say something wronmg?
...or did we do something wrong? : ))"

...you are doin fine babe : )
...relax, enjoy, live, breathe : ))

[[what?]]

lol babe : ))

Over at http://www.rottentomatoes.com/
"Georgia Rule" is currently scoring 17% positive reviews- that is, 62 of 75 national reviews have said it sucks.

#34 great post

#34
...thanks for your post : )
you compared a number of people...

"Lindsay, Britney n Paris"

ok...
you need some perspective...

britney is a "singer" who tried to be an actress

paris tried to be a a "singer" and an "actress"

lindsay is a natural actress who writes great lyrics [ie the truth] ...
...but maybe doesnt need to be a pop artist

[wtf?]

[its true : ) ]

[[[done]]]

over...

ooo bugger...

the creep is actually to her left

...thats
...the problem
...with
...projection : )

everything could be reversed

Oh good hell I can't believe I just watched a clip of Georgia Rule.

**bangs head against desk**

Should have read the ratings before...

Chicago Tribune, Michael Wilmington
"Maybe Georgia Rule should be required viewing for Paris Hilton during her term in the slammer. But not for us."

She needs a skin graft because hers is dry and speckled. It looks as if she is waiting for the sperm to dry between her legs in the last pictures, Must have caught a quickie in the toilet before her appearence.

LMFAO!!! IF YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH AT THE FIRST PICTURE AFTER THE WRITING...IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A TEAR...THE DUMB BITCH IS CRYING!!

Tsk, tsk! I'm surprised no one noticed the bruise on her right arm! Wow! You all are slipping! I wonder which penis she was fucking and he decided she wasn't worth his jiz so he knocked the bitch off his bed. Either that or he grabbed the bitch and threw her out of his bedroom forceably.

The eye that has the tear coming out of it is the one w/ the contact in it. Dumb bitch forgot to put the second one in and spent all night thinking "Why the hell is my eye bothering me???"

What a whore.

She should be crying she snorts coke regularly, worries about how skinny she has to get/be. Must be exhausting to take the easy way out. If she doesn't know by now any chance at becoming an accredited actress just isn't going to happen. Welcome to the trailor park sweety! Why don't you go back to school cause your going to need more than just your looks to get you out of the next 20 year downslide.

This girl looks older every day. By the time shes 30,(if she is still alive), she will look like shes 60.

Why are we even still talking about this idiot? She is the biggest retard in hollywood.

botox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those are eyes fake, they dont look natural, I thing she forgot to wear both lenses! What's up with her chect, all those brown moles, whats up with that?
Anyway...I dont like her!