May 17 2007Lindsay Lohan at the Maxim 2007 Hot 100 party

Firts!!

AGREED!!

Hahahaha OMG that studio is really trying to create some "buzz" for that piece of shit Geogia Sucks...err Rules, poor Jane Fonda.

And, you just know she's gonna end up passed out in the back alley being licked by dogs by 4:00am.

disgusting.

Re: Hotness and the graphic - I won't make a "Firecrotch' comment here.
Too easy

...why is she wearing a ring on her wedding finger?

That's what a body looks like when you snort half your food and get your exercise flat on your back.

The reason she topped the list because she #1 MOST LIKELY TO SUCKLE A RANDOM TEENAGER'S JOHNSON

Is she advocating for gay and lesbian rights?

Who the hell dressed her?

Sad...very very sad!and pathetic and disgusting, i could go on and on abouther good qualities...lol

What a racked!!!I would put Britney #1 before Lindsay, and that's not saying much...hell, I would put me #1 before Lindsay (hey, did I just insult myself?!)

I think she's gorgeous and I LOVE her dress. Why does everybody think she's such a cunt? Any enemy of Paris Hilton's is a friend of mine.

I'd be inclined to think she's pretty and all if she wasn't such a skeeze...

oh my god, her hands are like twenty seven shades lighter than her face.

Looks like a longhaired hampster dressed by Jeff Gordon's pit crew

Her mom HAD to have picked that dress. Just ridiculous. Why would you want your daughter to look like a pre-op tranny?

#7 What??? That's not what I look like...

mmmm, lifesavers!

She looks like Rosanne Barr in the third picture.

Wow, Rainbow Brite grew up and got slutty.

Alba is just so much hotter, get lohan the fuck out.

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
A Yankee Doodle, do or die
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam
Born on the Fourth of July

I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
She's my Yankee Doodle joy
Yankee Doodle came to London
Just to ride the ponies
I am the Yankee Doodle Boy

what a hideous dress to cover (well semi cover) a hideous broad.

America, America,
How can I tell you, How I feel?
You have given me many treasures,
I love you so.

America, America,
Land of hope and liberty,
Freedom rings from every mountain,
From sea to sea

#22 That was surreal

This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

As I was walking a ribbon of highway
I saw above me an endless skyway
I saw below me a golden valley
This land was made for you and me

Next year Maxim's top spot will probably go to a coke snorting chimp in a bikini. Now that's hot

Well she is the FIRE crotch.

Even her name is bad.

Lind-say LO-HAN.

Just say it a few times.
You'll see what I mean.

The more you write about this complete and utter imbecile the more you perpetuate her unwarranted celebrity. Stop posting about Lindsey Lohan!

She's got the ass of a 50 yr old woman
and the face of a braying donkey.

see pic #9

What a smoking body though, well other than her coke nose.

i'm so sick of seeing lindsay on here, with the exception of wardrobe malfunctions and drug abuse.

i must admit i do love that dress.

only sick of seeing here on here because i know she probably reads all of these articles, smiling to herself at home, feelings so absolutely accomplished.

When Johnny comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And we'll all feel gay,
When Johnny comes marching home.

rotten, just goes to show no matter how much money you have, you still cant get a decent fake tan

He's got the whole world in His hands,
He's got the whole world in His hands,
He's got the whole world in His hands,
He's got the whole world in His hands,

He's got the wind and the rain in His hands,
He's got the wind and the rain in His hands,
He's got the wind and the rain in His hands,
He's got the wind and the rain in His hands,

He's got the tiny little baby in His hands,
He's got the tiny little baby in His hands,
He's got the tiny little baby in His hands,

He's got you and me in His hands,
He's got you and me in His hands,
He's got you and me in His hands,
He's got you and me in His hands,

Oh,give me a home where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play;
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.

She looks 40!!!!

Until I learned to trust the Lord,
I never learned to pray;
And never learned to fully trust,
Til sorrow came my way.

Until I felt my weakness,
His strength I never knew,
Nor dreamed, til I was stricken,
that He could see me through.

He who drinks deepest sorrow
Drinks deepest too of grace,
God sends the storm so He, himself,

Can be our resting place.
His heart, who seeks our deepest good,
Knows well when things annoy;
We would not yearn for Heaven
If earth held only joy!

Thanks a lot, Scotland. I was fine until #37, now that song is gonna stick in my head for the rest of the night.
Since I am agnostic, it's even more annoying.
Please adjust the dosage on your meds before you start in with "It's a small world".

I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee;
I'm goin' to Lou'siana my true love for to see.
It rained all night the day I left,
the weather it was dry;
The sun so hot I froze to death,
Susanna don't you cry.

Oh! Susanna, don't you cry for me;
I come from Alabama,
with my banjo on my knee.

How's this one. Sun so hot I froze to death... that part kills me every time I hear it!

Umm... a little late for the Fly Girl auditions, are we?

There's a fine line between amusing musical affectation and plain annoying spamming scotty boy.

Guess where you are at now.

She has NO BUTT! The woman is BUTT-LESS! WITHOUT BUTT! The woman is experiencing an ABSENCE OF BUTTOCKS! Butt= Zero. FLATTEST ASS IN HOLLYWOOD: Now there's a number one list she could have made and deserved to be on.

Hotter than Angelina, Scarlett, Penelope, Charlize, and Jessica Alba? How about big fat NO!

the lohan is not my fave, but i actually don't think this dress looks that bad...

She should borrow some hips from Beyonce
whoever told ginger kids to show off their disgusting skin like that?

she has a pencil body shape, i bet she's a he..

So that orange crap she puts on her skin must run into her eyes, that's the only explanation for wearing a rainbow.

She is at the top of the list. It's just that the T in "Hot 100" was a misprint.

^^ Well done.

shez reminding me
of Brittney, they
both dress and stand
and act so sluty.

If you go to their site, the pic they have of Tipsy Lohan doesn't even resemble the Clinique covered troll that we have come to love so much.

She looks like a test pattern on acid.

Damn - it's no wonder she was number one, look at her perfection. Her legs, that dress, that hair, everything. Lindsay's awesome!

...Michael.

Lucky for her she doesn't look huge in that horizontal stripe dress. I guess it helps to snort your b'fast, lunch & dinner!

lol babe : )

who needs the academy : ))

when you're number one ?

remember:
SHE'S GOING TO F**K JUDE LAW TONIGHT

Both Avril Lavine and Ashlee Simpson are in the top 20.

Must be 12 yr. olds writing this mag.

Fucking pathetic Maxim. Fucking pathetic.

obviously u can't take this list too seriously they have that little boy on there...u know...the one that was on the cover recently...what was his name now...oh right...Avril something or other...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I'm a m'f'ing princess....HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

is that vintage herve leger? azzedine alaia? it surely is ass-flattening.and ugly.

A crazy manic girl who always has an endless drug supply and loves sucking dick and taking it in the ass. What's not to like? Grab some rubbers and some Valtrex and man up, you fuckin fags!

I think Maxim did this just to get FC to stand in front of giant flames...

Fiiiiiiiiirre

looks like a skittles ad
Taste the Rainbow
no thanks

Lindsay Lohan is #1 instead of Scarlett Johannson, Michelle Trachtenberg is buried as #86, and Lucy Liu doesn't even make the list? That's messed up!

I hate Lohan, but I love the dress. Ohno rainbowphile :O

Yeah the dress is pretty chic. But why is her face all dirty looking? And why does she always look so perplexed/concerned these days? Is she trying to do calculus in her head or what?

She always looks mad anymore. This time she seems happy one minute and pissed the next ... or is that her "seductive" look?

I can't believe how many people love the fugly dress. And who is this ScotLand person and why won't he stop??? It's so obnoxious and stupid and has nothing to do with anything. Seriously irritating dude. Go watch a musical or go to a play or something, but stop posting!!!

Who is the Orangina Lady Mommy, can we drink her? Where do I stick the straw? "ew, waaaah".

Scarlett Johannson is kind of thick in person. I saw her at Coachella and she just looked like any other semi thick chick in the US. Lohan on the other hand is getting a lot of press, especially playboy. They love her "slip" shots.

Waify/anorexic is the in..

And you thickies who are bitter.. just stick that finger down your throat and you to can be more fashionably chic ;)..

It's nice to see that the wanking public aren't sizeist or ageist.

If you have ever shagged a skinny titless girl, with your ribs rubbing against their ribs, it feels a bit.... well, gay.

And the young drop-dead gorgeous girls don't seem to appreciate how lucky they are to get me into bed.

Give me a fat 60 year old like Lohan every time.

I always think Lindsay has a cute face, and gorgeous sometimes. But not the hottest woman, and her body aint that great. she's got no hips like me. But my butt is rounder and I look pretty damn hot in a bikini. she dont have my stomach, or legs. sorry to brag, but why not, we brag about celebs hot bodies when they usually aren't that much hotter than ours. Angie Ho-lie doesn't have much for hips to support the size of her t!ts either. It's weird that they chose her. It seems, shady almost. Ya think she knows some big shot at Maxim? maybe.
ya kno shes actually my 3rd favorite actress behind reese and mcadams.

alright so she does have alright legs. she looked like a whore. just because it was the tiniest shimmery tightest dress for a girl younger than my 22 yr old ass and you could totally see her nasty thong. its a gorgeous dress and a sexy celeb shot but in the real world we'd all think she was a bit of a big ho bag

Aw, she's just showing her Tranny pride!

She really hs a weird shape. She's got a lump, on where her hip should be. Se just s and always will be a strange firecrotch.

i still can't see her as number 1 on that list. she's shaped like a little 10 year old BOY, what's sexy about that? are the guys over at maxim's secretly closeted or something? they had 99 other women on that list who far deserved the num 1 position before hohag. on top of that, her cooter looks better than her face without all the makeup. her artist should be paid a million times more than what they are because they are truly the michaelangelo of their generation.

Comments on the competence of those who put together the list:

Fergie is no. 10

Nuff said!

The woman has absolutely no butt. She got herself a pair of fake boobs but couldn't get a proper ass while at it?

someone at Maxim is rubbing their hands with glee at the big back hander they got to make her No1, I can think of so many beautiful women out there who totally outshine Hohan.

You are obsessed with Lindsay and Paris.

Oops - forgot to wash off the fake tan on the hands in the last pic.

Ugly tramp must die,
Dirty whore is to slutty,
Ripping out my eyes.

Yeah she's ...... special...
but her dress is awesome!!
now it'd be even more awesome if she had a butt...

Maybe Maxim's definition of "hot" is "having the quality that makes a viewer's eyes burn clean out of his or her head". Then Lohan would make more sense as the hottest woman alive. Kirsten Dunst fans of the world would feel put out, though.

Why is she always frowning? Is it her shampoo bottle? Did she 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat' enough? Or, did it say 'Repent'?

with hands that white she's got to be using tan in a can to hide those freckles

Doesn't seem like a diseased whore should be on a list of hottest anything; except maybe hottest pee.

I'm so sick of her. She has Noassatall for sure. I can't believe they gave her #1. Maxim sucks! Has anyone else noticed taht Julianne Hough looks like Lohan if she was way hotter and virginal?

@74, emmaleigh. I don't need to see a photo of you to know from your description I wanna bang you all night long. But a picture would be welcome.

Hey SCOTLAND, buy some fucking pants. And a book of poetry.

i won't be suprised if someone sticks a flag pole up her ass & she's flying from the Provincetown pier this summer.

I would be so happy if she were to get knocked up imagine the paternity battle it'd be so much worse than the ANS saga but oh so much fun to watch

Ewwww!
She looks like Sharon Stones Mom!
CORRECTION...
Sharon Stones Mom's Vagina

Disgusting... she looks like a "beggar´s escort"... really really ugly...

Jesus, this thing... AGAIN.

I'd rather analyze Rosie O'Donnell's nipple hairs under a microscope than comment ONCE AGAIN on this poop.

SCOTLAND - you do a fine job of parodying America's primal anthems... without even really trying.

Where to begin?
Her hair is straggly. She has no muscle tone. Pic #9 shows off her flat ass. And pic #12 looks like there is a fat girl in Lindsay just waiting to come out.
MAXIM is obviously part of the celebrity revitalization machine, but I think the old adage applies: "You can't polish a turd."

Between this little slut and Paris they should lock them up in a lab to study the numerous STD's they have.... kinda like lab rats.

I happen to think she looks very very pretty

-L

Looks like Herbie ran over her ARSE too!

HER BODY SUCKS. SHE LOOKS OVER BAKED. AND USED UP. thats why she cant keep a man.

SHE LOOKS OLD!!! LOOK AT HER FACE, WOW. SHE LOOKS HAGGISH. plus she needs her eyebrows done. Maybe she should gain some weight to fill in those wrinkles!

The dress is vintage Herve Leger, and it is amazing. I would do almost anything to own that dress...

Apparantly she thought rainbow brite was hot...

Lindsey looks good in these photos (for her). That being written, she also has the legs of a 42 year-old woman.

What's up with the "Maxim's Hottest List" and who do you need to sleep with to get on there?

troll

I have my suspicions about the mighty, mighty list-maker.

Only Hohan would put herself as numero uno, placing Fergie as number 10 only to post an adequate comparison. I'm sorry, did I say adequate? I meant adiquit.

She is one of the ugliest women I've ever seen.I don't want even to imagin her without any makeup.This haircolor is ridiculous. She is ridiculous. Is Hollywood going insane?Is Maxim going insane?

why is her new pose that "genuinly perplexed"
look on her face? Has all that coke finally rotted her brain?

I love that last pic with the 300 lb face. My brother and I used to do that for every family picture.

Uh wow:

From the Maxim website:

1. Lindsay Lohan
Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one. Moving well beyond kid fodder like Herbie Fully Loaded, she next stars in the highly anticipated film about the murder of John Lennon, Chapter 27. She’s following that up with the freaky thriller I Know Who Killed Me. But if you happen to see Lindsay’s smoky eyes from across some bar in West Hollywood, don’t bother sending over a drink—she’s accomplished all this before her 21st birthday. Wink.

Who did her reps pay to write this drivel? Old Hollywood was about glamour, right? Yeah, they had their fair share of scandals, but hell they even made scandalous classy. You'd never hear of Meryl Streep flashing her whoo-haw all over hollywood or snorting coke off of some druggies penis. This is madness. (No, this is SPARRRTTTTAAAAAAA. Don't ask why, I'm sleepy and I've got three more hours of mind-numbing work.)

Why does this chick always look like she:
1) has a cold sore
2) put on her lipstick while she was drunk
3) drew her eyeliner on with charcoal
4) is related to an Oompa Loompa
?????? I can't believe she is considered "hot". Her body is nice and fit, but that face and that voice, make me cringe!

114, her body is not nice and fit. She sags and flabs in places no 20 year old girl ought to. Even in pic 10 where she is flexing her quads, she looks squishy.
I agree about her voice...cigarettes and bourbon will do that to you, ask Tom Waits

ok, i dont like what lindsay is doing in public, being a whore, and great role model and all, but she ROCKS this dress. seriously, she looks great in it. i dont know if its the dress, or her, but it rocks.

I can't really say anything that hasn't been said. She has absolutely no ass, like many before me pointed out. I'm glad to see other people realize that a nice curvaceous body is hot, not this stick-thin crap.

#72...you think Scarlett is thick? She is but that's a good thing. I get the feeling you meant it in a bad way. Thick girls are hot. Lindsay is not.

i am not a fan, but how can you consider her squishy? i called that fat whore from the other day in the gold bathingsuit jiggly and people got pissed. this walking cold sore has a nicer body than that skank. what gives people, what gives?!

I disagree. I don't think she looks like she vomits after her meals nor does she look like she benches 150 everyday. I'm not saying her body is perfect. I think she's "squishy" in the right places. She's proportioned well and she looks like she's in good health. She's not too thin and she's not too chubby. She could probably tone up a bit, but the girl's body, by NO means, is ugly.

i think #72 needs to look at a BMI chart. thick? i sincerly doubt Scarlett is overweight.

I didn't know "thick" meant overweight? To me a "thick" girl is one who is curvy and soft, with a bit of muscle tone...but whatever!

She looks good but the oufit's soooo cheesy.

Too much hot sun, cold booze, and raunchy sex has turned her into a flameout. And that blotchy skin. Ewww.

Well, I agree with the comments that she herself looks way older than she is, probably due to all the boozing and snorting, etc. But the dress is really cute!

WTF??? Gay pride month is in June. Why is she wearing the rainbow flag?

This is just one more thing to prove why this bitch is a fucking idiot. Why the hell is she even in Hollywood? She's nasty and has no taste in clothes whatsoever. Who the hell picked her for #1??!!???

HI m candice i am lindsay lohans biggest fa eva! alll u people that cal her nasty names have no hearts wotsova. lindsay lohsn sld b allowed 2 do wot she likes i mean shes famous!! and i love her 2 pieces more than any1 in the world. it wld b my dream 2 meet her i wld do anything 2 meet her!! no1 sld chhek her cos she cld do way more in live then u cld only eva dream of!! love u lindsay lots of love candice ur biggest fan !!!!Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

AAAAAAA spooky orange creatures! that way! run!!!

Linsay needz a face
tranzplant, shez so
ugly..there are so
many good looking
chickz out there,
how does thiz stupid
bitch keep gettin jobz?

After not feeling one way or the other about Lindsey, I saw Georgia Rule and really loved her in it. I am 32 years old, so I believe I have some standing here. . .she did a great job, and I now find myself wanting to defend her against all the people out there who want to demean her. Do ANY of you actually know her? Likely not. She is a young girl, who seems to have grown up with an inordinate amount of pressure, and a life most of us could imagine--for better AND for worse. I don't have children, but I realize I am going to sound like a mother when I say "If you don't have anything nice to say. . .don't say it." Walk a mile in her shoes, or anyone else besides your own for that matter, and then make your post.

Like seriously...you people just want to hate. This dress is Herve Leger...and it's AMAZING. Seriously, I saw this and my eyes popped out of my head. Lindsay makes some wrong choices on the ol' carpet...but this is NOT one of them. This is sexy, current and works for her. Whether or not you agree with her being number one is another story.

FREE PARIS!

Come on, she does NOT deserve to go to jail!

It looks like lindsay got up that morning and accidently raided Rainbow Brite's closet instad of her own! You would think with all ther personal stylists out there, Lindsay would at least choose one to help her for this event. She should take a tip from her movie "Mean Girls" and never buy a dress without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.

she looks like a coked up pinata that I'd like to bash with a bat

#132 FUCK PARIZ, AND HER LITTLE DOGZ , TOO!!
THIS SPOILED BRAT NEEDZ A BREAK FROM ALL OF
THE DRUGZ AND ALCOHOL IN HER BODY...

DAMNED that girl really decided to spoil our lifes.was she drunk when she decide to wear that dress?it makes her look like a degrading rainbow or somethin' like that.it s just an offence to the nature and a suffer for our poor little eyes

WTF are all you fat chicks smoking. of course she is VERY hot or she wouldnt be in every third post on this and every other page.

You are all just jealous of her fame and wealth. losers.

smoking hot in anything she wears.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

But she is hot. at least in pictures.