May 31 2007Lindsay Lohan addicted to OxyContin

primero?

that is so cool, i've never been first at anything

Can't we all just pitch in a dollar and make her the collective daughter of the United States of America? Her actual parents aren't fit to raise sea monkeys.

and ur still not!

Im not even sure God wants to be part of her life anymore. He's probably embarrassed that he had a part in her creation.

So......is she grinding them into powder and snorting them?? Cuz I thought they found what was considered a "usable amount of cocaine" And could someone PLEASE define USABLE????? Is that a bump or an ounce???

Cool, lindsay does dope like a pornstar. Take oxy and coke, UP and Down is killer on the heart. Thats like shooting coke then heroin to smooth out the ride, no wonder that whore was puking the other night.

its a bounce

It´s just so sad her parents use her so badly to get attention. It´s disgusting. They´re both screwed up and not helping her daughter at all.

She´s turning to be a bigger mess than they ever were.

I was passed out just like that last night. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Well shut my mouth and call me cornpone! If that just doesn't beat all.

I actually just feel bad for her. There is a point when it goes past funny and just becomes sad. This is it. I mean, LOOK at her.

She looks like a blow-up doll designed for necrophiliacs...Cyanotic lips and all!

Actually, he has it backwards. Find God first, then cleaning yourself up will be a lot easier.

12, I still think it's pretty damn funny and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

This bitch's mom needs to take her by the shoulders and smack her across the fucking face. I can't imagine my parents or family or friends or anyone allowing me to become this big fucking hideous fuckup like Lindsay. Must suck to have nobody who cares enough about you to step in and do something instead of mooch off your money and success while you spiral downward to your inevitable fucking death. She's not even 21 and she honestly looks fucking forty-five.

i cannot describe how much i love that photo of her. i may matte & frame it & put it up in my house, just to have a laugh every day. it's glorious!

How many times are you going to post the same picture? LAME!

I'd like to stick my willy in her while she calls me an asshole. I like weird shit like that.

I'm sorry but how funny would it be if a penis were right in front of her mouth in that picture?

I also like how awesome Fish is for posting this article seven minutes after I brought it up in the last LiLo thread, but he doesn't seem to want to say thanks like he used to.

Fish likes raising my ire like that. Fuck off Fish.

#20 - make that four penises & it would be a riot! Photoshop experts: make it so.

By the way, were people completely out of ideas at that MTV movie awards photoshoot to the right? I dig Sarah Silverman and all, but the pretending-to-bite-the-trophy picture is giving me secondary embarassment. Sarah you're more funny and creative than that.

#20 very funny. Especially if you put a caption in the picture that said "this is worse than that time I got drunk, and you took a picture of your dick in my mouth Terrance."

This poor kid. Her mother and father should both do time for shameful neglect and abuse. They treat her like the breadwinner and the adult, no wonder she's so lost and alone. All of her addictions are cries for help and direction and freedom from too much responsibility in a the savage world of Hollywood.
That will be $500.

@19 - thanks troll for covering for me while I was at lunch. I don't think I would have said exactly that, but it was close

I read this somewhere else like 10 hours ago.

Why doesn't she die already...?

Can we get some new pics?? Tired of seeing the same old stupid ass photo. How glam she is, mmmm.

um, not so hot

While the entire country is addicted to Lindsay Lohan......

ill prob catch hell for this but come on people,the poor girls father is missing fromher life becasue of that train wreck called a 'mother' of hers...get rid of Daddy and keep more money for mommas coke habit. Present or not, ex con or not...you have to agree with what he's saying.

She needs help and her own mother is in fuckin denial!

Stop posting the same photo.

@32 Lindsay is a shy girls and there are not many photos of her avavlible to put up. I am sure this is the only one the SuperFish has of Lindsay.

# 20 check out my ms paint skillz. http://www.geocities.com/booga1134/lindsay-lohan-pain-killers.jpg

@34 That is great but you need 3 more

OxyContin? I thought it was the booger sugar??? Anyways, Lindsay is not a child, she's about to turn 21, so let's stop completly putting the blame on her parents. I was a potheaded drunk at 20, but I wouldn't entirely blame my parents for that. Just young and stupid and having fun. If I had millions of dollars, who knows what I would have done. I just watched "Mean Girls" last night for the first time, and my God, that girl has aged like 20 years in, what, like 4?! Pot and drinking never did that to me; she must be on some serious shit! I know it can't be genetic because she looks almost as old as her own parents!!!

Michael Lohan is certainly making this more entertaining....

#3 - They DID raise sea monkeys.

#5 - G-d didn't create her. She's of the Devil.

#24 - She is not abused. Don't say that. Real abuse is horrible. She's just a piece of shit. And she's never had a hard day in her life. That is not abuse.

Btw why ARE her lips purple? Fucking mouth-breather.

That picture doesn't get old.

She's addicted to Oxiclean? What a surprise. How could she not be? With her lifestyle she's probably always around it, constantly using it to get the vomit stains out of her hoodies and the carpet in her car, the VD oozin's out of her underwear, etc etc. Plus, that Billy Mays is one serious pusher. Buy a 3.5 pound tub, get a 1 pound tub free.

34- you're funny. i just showed my friend. ha

#6

I'm sure the police definition of a "useable amount of cocaine" is half a pinch or more, but Lohan's definition is half a salt shaker full or more.

#40

Shhh! You are exposing my secret shame. Be cool, dude.

Any amount of cocaine is "useable" it just might take a little longer.

#34 that was freakin hi-larious!!!!!!

as they say...

...oxy's one hell of a drug

been there... done that...

find that strength babe )

we told you that you had a free pass...
...and in the same sentence
...asked you not to kill yourself

ring any bells ?

luck babe...

Lindsay hates her dad, so I doubt she Promises rehab permission to release her medical condition details.

If you replace "God" with "my cock" then her dad's words seem more honest.

I have the feeling that if she truly let God into her life, she'd just try to suck His cock and raid His medicine cabinet.

Die
Bitch
Die

Die already bitch, please just die.

Ugly fucking Ginger.

lmfao at Oxiclean addiction!! she's a harsh mistress.

Hee Haw, Hillbilly Heroin! Yippeeeeeeeee!

Thanks to suboxone/subutex kicking opiates is alot easier than it used to be (physically anyways). However, saying she is being treated for Oxy in addition to drugs and alcohol is like saying Perez is being treated for vaganal prolapse in addition to esophageal chancres and syphillitic necrosis.

#7 shoot both at the same time, or sprinkle crushed Oxy on your base. Yes, you can smoke Oxy.

With that hood on, Lindsay looks like Yoda in that image.

If Yoda were a coked-up, OxyContin taking, freckled, annoying, STD carrying, clueless, stupid and talentless whore with a firecrotch.

Could you imagine Meryl Streep doing this? What a classless cunt!

Lindsay, please kill yourself soon! Cheers!

oxi-cotin, she'll never get off of that shit..I know alot of people who can't give it up...itz like heroin to them....

Dina Lohan just regrets that Slavery isn't legal. Then she could have just sold Lindsay outright for cash and wouldn't have to pretend to still be concerned about her.

I know a lot of people who are addicted to the letter z. They can never kick the habit, so you just have to shoot them.

I actually hate this photo. It flashes me back to the time when I was licking this chick, really going at it and working hard to bring her to orgasm, but nothing was happening. In fact, she seemed to be getting colder, not hotter. Literally. Finally I looked up and saw a face that looked exactly like this picture of Lindsay. SHE WAS FUCKING DEAD! Of a massive heart attack, brought on by combining drugs and alcohol. Worst moment of my fucking life. Called 911 but the paramedics couldn't resuscitate her and they pronounced her dead right there in the bed.

I'll never forgive you for that, mom.

I bet poor Lindsay got hooked on drugs from sucking Callum Best's coke cock!

Lord knows when you have 2 hookers and plate of coke that will last for days, eventually your dick turns into a rolled dollar bill and you piss white powder!

It's true, I looked it up.

WHITE POWDER!

love how that picture is used whenever she's being an idiot. which is all the time

imran karim

um, finally a valid explanation. anything less wouldn't fly. she's got ox pox......

That picture never gets old.

I think someone should just kill her or she should kill herself. The world we be a much better place with her gone gas prises will go down the war will be over with her gone and instead of berrying her just send her to the sun.

@13 cyanotic is pure poetry

cyanotic narcotic

narcoleptic pop chic
cyan lipstick
firecrotch dipstick

cyanotic narcotics
all night long

--ah, crickey, i've morphed it into
an n. richie triptych

I say triptych because doesn't the TB
guy's wife look just like Paris Hilton?

These things all come in 3's

If I happened to walk by her and saw her passed out like that I'd shove my cock in her mouth and let her do what she does naturally.

candy ass posers from the "just say no"era cannot hold down there narcotics like the teenagers that grew up in the 70s like me.this lohan yotch should just do a big john belushi speedball. im sure she has enough money to go score some ibogaine if shes really a addict.or just OD and get it over with!

I REALLY hope she's having an orgasm in that picture.

I REALLY hope she's having an orgasm in that picture.

Yep, she definetly tops the Maxim 100 sexiest women.

Say AAAAAHH!!!!

Is there any drug, that this bitch is not addicted to? booze, coke, oxycontin, probably addicted to aersol sprays too, and not to mention cock. Look at her tongue it's all white from the jizz she's been taking.

omg i literally think she is going to die within the next year. i'm not even saying that to be evil or mean.. she's totally ruined her life.

Doc, zomeone needed to zay it, but I don't think it zunk in.

I have a friend that is a nurse for a plastic surgeon in San Diego. I guess some stars make the drive down and feel that there is less chance of getting caught after a nip and tuck compared to LA. Anyhow this friend says that Dilo was in the office for a consultation for an eye lift. While she was in there office she showed my friend a horrible and deep scratched Dilo claimed was from Tara. Apparently Tara saw Dilo at some club in Vegas talking to Jamie Foxx and went berserk. Dilo said that Tara hates her for two reasons one of which was Dilo’s affair with Stedman and the second was because Lindsay squirted Herbal Essence Shampoo in Tara’s face after some childish fight at a spa in Cabo San Lucas.

#57 * 73===Azzholez, dickbreathz,
hey Doc, ever pull that chicken
outta your azz? No, I didn't think
so...and now U have the zuperkool=
zpeller up your azz, too...isn't
that Y people become Doctorz?

Why is she going to rehab anyway? It's not like she shaved her hair off.

She not only needs to let God into her life but the toothfairy as well.

Somebody should cut her balls off and shove them up her arse, she is a disgrace to the transexual race.

What a total waste of a human life. She, and especially the "celebutantes" of the world are sickening to watch piss their youth, influence, wealth, etc. away just so they can be "seen". Then when the fuck up they have the audacity to bitch and whine about the all seeing paparazzi who snap photos of their drunken puke stained asses hither and thither. Jesus, it's no wonder that folks like the Taliban, Al Qaeda, or the Ayatollah in Iran call the U.S. the "Great Satan". We glorify and practically deify these stupid whores and their narcissistic escapades in a pointless media circus that does nothing but wet the public's taste for the carnal and inane, while simultaneously instilling a sense of acceptability in the up coming generations. Stupid skags like Ms. Lohan are the last people whose lifes should be reported to our impressionable youth, or our mortal fucking enemies. One of the things that led to the downfall of the Roman Empire was that eventually they spent so many days each year in the Coliseum watching Christians being fed to the lions that they didn't tend to their society, so it collapsed. Our coliseum is the idiot box, these dumb bitches are the Christians, and the paparazzi are the lions.
Throw in overpopulation, climate change, and Paris Hilton, and all in all, I'd say humanity is fucked.
But, hey the Mayans believed the world will in in 2012. Maybe she's just one of the 4 "whoresmen" of the apocalypse.

She does those faces on purpose

Did she sign up with Satan or what?
Hottest woman in the world???

Too bad she's not addicted to .44 magnums.

If she were a good smart druggie, she would have studied up on better more addictive fun drugs to ask her dr for to be addicted to. oxycontin? seriously, it's been done.. by that one fugly son of ozzie and sharon ozbourne.

Oh KELLI! I'm so disapointed! You actually know drug addicted people?!! I thought you were a virgin saint who live in her isolated golden tower... (that would explain that weird ''z'' addiction)

But i'm sure those drug users came to you to get help, since you are the next mother teresa. Wasn't she a virgin? Just like you?

KEEP POSTING THAT PHOTO!

What's up with all these people saying quit posting that photo? That photo is like the photo of the flag raising at Iwo Jima, a FUCKIN' CLASSIC!!

I love it and it makes feel all tingly, kinda like oxycontin.

what a great name I have...

All I'm missing is a link that goes nowhere.
I feel so empty :(

I almozt forgot:

All i'm mizzing iz a link that goez nowhere.

I feel zo empty :(

To Satanz bitch mia...

Y do U want my link to go
somewhere? Do U want to send
me mail or maybe U would like
to see my profile pic on myspace!

hello bitch: the reazon I know
addicted people..my highschool
waz full of them, azzhole...
I have alot of friendz, bad and
good..I don't judge them, juzt U.

I do try to help my
friendz...

NO ONE COULD COMPARE TO MOTHER TERESA
EXCEPT MAYBE ANGELINA..SHEZ GETTING
PRETTY CLOZE!!

I knew you were in highschool... That explain your immaturity. Love babe.

Just wondering

Why is there a link in your name?

Mia

Therez a link
in my name
coz I'm Stupid
Bitch

Mia==Y do U live and breathe?

U should B careful
with your multiple
personalitiez
They're making U
Look like an azz

kelli ====== HaVe A nIzE dAy

(thatz how they write in retarded florida lowschoolz right?)

hey bitch...at 18...I know
more about shit in the world
then U do...so YOUR THE STUPID
BITCH,NOT ME.....

at leazt I'm not chubby & ugly
like U said U were!

Satanz calling: so get the
fuck up outta here, bitch!

and by the way:
virginz don't smell!!!!!!

every skunk smellz her own
hole,bitch....

Y don't U juzt OD already,
I'm sure U take oxizzzzzz!

It so funny to speak with you.
Its like having one of those retarded penpal from an undevelopped country!
Maybe someday you'll send me one of those handmade bracelet made from old rope you've been collecting since childhood! Have a nice day hunting crocodile!

Lucky you you don't smell. But watch for spiders web and bats down there. Nasty girl.

Zhut the fuck up keli. You think you are hot now, wait until I claim your eternal soul, Hahahahahahahaha!

I know your a virgin kelli, so I don't blame you for your ignorance, but let me help you solved the mystery of those hanging things on your chest. They're called ''breats'' and men like them. So when I say i'm chubby in the right place, that is not considered fat. Just attractive.

And the winner of the lamest put downs ever award: A tie between Mia and Kelli !

Take a bow girls

C'mon 103

Just try kelli a little, its so fun...

what the fuck is thiz
shit: Mia....

spiderz webz & batz down
there, U already uzed that.....

U R so fuckin stupid:
scratch is calling bitch,
so go back to hell.....

oh,by the way: Spiderman rocked...

i think that it's really sad that she has so many problems.

did you really think we would
watch over you... ?

oh you did... : ))

sweet : ))

not

[are we nearly there yet ? ]

[nearly?]

giveme a break
... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ...

etc

I really hate all this stupid girls without brain !!! Lindsay really sucks.

Lindsay Really sucks? Where is her rehab again? I think she needs some protien injections straight from my source.

@49
*LOL*
Ahh, that's beautiful.

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

i am going to kill all of you fucking fuckers, you will all die, i going to make u eat ur own shit then shit out your shit and then il eat ur shit and shit out your shit so it is both our shits combined and then cut yur throat and ram the shit down it and make you eat ur own head

i am going to kill all of you fucking fuckers, you will all die, i going to make u eat ur own shit then shit out your shit and then il eat ur shit and shit out your shit so it is both our shits combined and then cut yur throat and ram the shit down it and make you eat ur own head

i am going to kill all of you fucking fuckers, you will all die, i going to make u eat ur own shit then shit out your shit and then il eat ur shit and shit out your shit so it is both our shits combined and then cut yur throat and ram the shit down it and make you eat ur own head