May 8 2007Kirsten Dunst is almost too beautiful

EWWWWWWW

WTC!!! I agree with you Jenn.

Her dress is trying to make it's escape, how unfortunate for everyone watching.

She looks like a flapper from the 1920's.

Well at least she took care of the nasty rash on her feet, but for god sake, hire a stylist and get the to the dentist for invisiline. Those snaggle teeth were totaly distracting in Spidey 3

4 - I think she actually looks like the re-animated corpse of a flapper from the 1920s ... or maybe just a regular corpse.

Barf.

Shes pregnant with that dudes baby, and since boozing didn't kill it, she's trying to hide it with that tent dress!

Bring it on..bitch

oh kirsten...you could be attractive if it weren't for the teeth, the nasty makeup, the dress, and the weird (sometimes scary) smile. and by attractive, i mean not hideous.

That reminds me...I'm going camping this weekend!

dude is standing on her dress. tut.

Poor Kirsten. I like this chick cos she never let Holliywood go to her head. Everyone was taking the piss out of Jessica Simpson in the last post because all she really has is her boobs that get her attention. At least Kiki has actually accomplished things and is keeping it real. yeah she's no beauty queen but she deserves the recognition unlike some certain hollywood trash/bimbos.
leave her alone man!

Decent of her not to tapdance in a puddle of blood before this gala event.

Spiderman 4:
Battle of the Ferocious FUG Fiend

Also known as �Death FUG�.

--12
Dude is also doing the "gay-Hollywood-cowboy bunny hop" in pic #6

David Schwimmer needs to cut his hair and lose the cowboy boots.

If she ain't looking good at 25, it won't be any better at 40.

She needs to snort coke and fly to NY to fuck Jude Law.

Her left eye has wandered away from her right one.

I can't believe that in addition to being a pigmentless pumpkinhead with yellow shark teeth she's also walleyed.

How can one person have so many bad chromosomes?

Are her parents related?

who says you need skin pigment to be a total fox?

f-u-g-l-y

What's wrong with her eyes? She looks like the meth has kept her up for 3 days straight?

Now for some extra news on famous meth addicts:
Tom Sizemore, on probation for a drug rap, was arrested Tuesday for investigation of possessing methamphetamine as he sat in a car outside a Bakersfield hotel.

He and another MAN were at a hotel. Tom has moved from Heidi Fleiss to blowing his meth dealer for his fix. Crashing as hard as LiLo.

I think the black thing on her head is an attempt to match her BF, Cowboy Bob, hair style. (At least he lost the stetson)

(Oh link is the new terror warning. Canadians are spying on everyone using quarters and nano technology. Grab the gonads and be afraid, very afraid.)
(I mean this terror warning has to be worth at least 25 cents. Well ok 21 cents American)

Wait, I�ve seen weird designer dresses, extravagant and stuff... but....Is that even couture??????

How much do you think she had to pay for that hideous dress?

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." �Washington, D.C., -bush

"There's an old saying in Tennessee � I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee � that says, fool me once, shame on � shame on you. Fool me � you can't get fooled again." �Nashville,-bush

�We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories � And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." �Washington,-bush

"Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." �speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln,

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." �Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

"I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the saddest things about the presidency." �interview with "Runners World," Aug. 2002

"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." �summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." �Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." �Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." �explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy,

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''

"I'm the master of low expectations."

god he really says it all for you stupid American cunts

Hahahahaaa, I love the expressions on the photographers' faces in the background. Straight up laughing at the girl.

# 26 Interesting quotes - but most people down there didn't vote for him Scotty. (When you consider percent of voter turnout etc.)
And you still have the Queen. Hereditary rule in the 21 st century? You're in Iraq as well etc. Good to see the nationalists got in though.

IE - I agree with what you're saying, but not painting everyone with the same brush

Jeez, this pair is a mess. Look at that clown's boots! They're filthy, and not even nice boots at that. Who was doling out the fame and celebrity the day these two came to the head of the line, Moe Howard?

That's the best fucking Kirsten Dunst costume I've ever seen! I predict that Kirsten will be the hottest monster costume this Halloween!

That outfit is not retro 1920s, she wore it when it was originally in fashion.

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#20 You are Friggin HIALRIOUS!! And totally 100% accurate. You said it better than anyone else, including Fish!

Wow, VERY long day at work!! How about
H I L A R I O U S!!

I don't know which outfit is worse. Hers is hideous, but I'm sure it's "designer." Someone needs to tell him that the tucking-pants-into-your-boots look was never cute. Aren't guys NOT supposed to do shit like that, much less anyone else with any shred of fashion sense? Britney Spears called, she wants her look back. That and a pack of gum so she can proceed to smack her lips and talk about how fat she is while drinking out of her dip cup and wondering why the coffee tastes so nutty.

look at that man's shoes-- Is she dating Britney Spears?
If so, Mr. Spears really needs to wash his hair before going out in public.

At least she's finally with a guy who is on par with her as far as attractiveness goes. She has done well for herself after the travesty that was Jake Gyllenhaal.

Now this is what I call a hobo, redneck with money, and too cheap to hire a stylist! Because, she needs it!

I still love KD even though she looks scuzzier by the day, and what is she doing with that troll of a boyfriend? Do you think she hired him to make herself look better? Tori Spelling can do better than that and she has to be the ugliest bitch on the planet. Dump him and go out with me Kirsten. I may not have an overrated famous band, but at least I'm not inbred.

fuck up and stop trying to be funny your a wanker wankers aren't funny they are wankers hence the fact your a wanker

She's truly gorgeous. self-contained, creative, and original, and those qualities are in short supply in L.A. and in most of this country. I love the dress.

America was established because we were sick of self-righteous morons telling us what to do and think. A lot of people died to preserve that.

So it's always a source of amusement for me when some psuedo-European snert who most likely lives in bloody Cleveland with his mother considers the biggest thrill of his 40-year-old virgin life to post anti-American bullshit on a blog about bashing celebrities, populated by folks who could really give a rat's ass what you think or stand for in a pitiful attempt to gain some semblance of attention by causing unrest. Go get shot for your beliefs, and we'll give a shit.

I've been reading this crap since I first hopped into an AOL chatroom in 1992, and it hasn't gotten better. Learn a new tune--that one sucked even when it was original.

Learn a new word that isn't wanker SCOTLAND. Don't have a go at Americans, they're thousands of miles away but can be understood when they speak English, unlike you Scottish bastards who share a border with ENGLAND and I can't understand a fucking word you say.

Fuck the Canadian French Whorez
and the small horsedickz they jumped
off of.....you country suckz...

Can we pass a law that says if your movie breaks box office records you are legally obligated to get your teeth fixed?

#46

Would it really help her that much?

Zuzupetals, well said.

The snaggle tooth is hot and makes her look mischevious. This party is specifically for taking fashion risks, and she did with the shape of the dress. I think the whole thing is fun. For me, Lauren Davis won in the avant-garde category though. Kristen only attempted it.

Razorlight suck

Wow. She's totally not even trying. I kind of respect that.

STILL TOTALLY HOT!

That's it. I'm done acknowledging her presence on this earth. I apply higher standards to people who are paid millions and millions of dollars to do simple shit like make movies while being pampered in every possible imaginable way. If I'm going to help finance your diamond-encrusted swimming pool, then you'd better be damn nice to look at both on and off screen, as well as extremely talented. Go die in a fire, you fucking vampire.

Does this woman have a makeup artist? Surely she can afford one.

My makeup looks better. That I put on myself. Last night before rolling out of bed this morning, and it still looks better now.

No words needed for the dress. She is undoubtedly, as #6 said, the re-animated corpse of a 1920's flapper. So now you know.

Can't get over the laughing paparazzi in the background. They may be crude, but they sure as hell know FUGLY when they see it...and them cowboy boots ain't helping matters either.

#14: I, too, thought that was blood on her ankles the other day, I just didn't know how it got there. Thanks to your stellar deductive reasoning, I now know. I owe you one.

SCOTLAND CUNT: no he doesn't "say it all for us" you douchebag. That would be like saying Pakistan's President "says it all" for his country like those women think it's acceptable to be stoned to death, that all those men must be murderers, like those people want to live under their shitty police security....since when did a government reflect the popular vote? WE DIDN'T EVEN ELECT HIM SHIT-FOR-BRAINS ---THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE PUT HIM IN OFFICE. Go to some bar and be offensive.

Thank you, #43, you are more poetic than I am, and more succinct.

yea,,,take your Scotland shit to Canada

people need to realize that the people

of America didn't get the right person

in 2000 election..

I smell a big commie fish...

Jeez...I'd try to quote a Scottish statesman but I don't think there have been any relevant ones since William Wallace.....

william wallace you watch to much braveheart son
and mabe the reason America didn't get the right person
in 2000 election is because more people voted for fucking American idol than they did president everyone knows bush had something to do with 9/11 but yet yous have forgot all about that just like Virginia Tech massacre or The Columbine High School massacre but yet guns are legal coz the make everyone "safe" oh and theres also Guantanamo Bay and Iraq yous Americans tortured those poor innocent bastards and what did happen to those weapons of mass destruction at least were pulling our troops out this year yous cunts are putting more in but yet yous let this go on your government killed more than 3000 of its own people but yet its still your fucking government all of this is as much your fault as it is your governments yous are doing fuck all about it just what yous do best forget about it get a fucking grip America do something instead of fucking siting on your arse all day living off welfare and watching american idol <<just an example thats why yous are wankers i dont need to use any other word wankers sums yous up perfectly

Looks like someone woke up and ate a great big bowl of JerkOff today and washed it all down with a glass of BAD GRAMMAR.

Look, when Scotland is a Superpower and has to manage the responsibility of being a Superpower, talk to us then. Until then, go choke on your haggis and dance around in your pretty little kilt.

I don't watch American Idol, but it sounds like u do.....
That show suckz your butt,asshole...

Dude,not on Welfare either,but then again , it sounds like u know all about it.

HISTORY FUCKIN LESSON HERE:
WE VOTED AL GORE==MOST POPULAR VOTE
THEN HE WON
NEXT THING WE KNOW,
SOME UGLY BITCH
IN TALLAHASSEE,FLORIDA
NAMED KATHERINE HARRIS
USED THE ELECTORIAL COLLEGE CRAP
TO GET THE MAN IN
YOU ALL LOVE TO HATE SO WELL

YES, IT WAS WRONG AND UNFAIR
BUT EXPECT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW
BECOZ WE ARE ALL BEING LIED TO.

SO MR.SCOTLANDF'N YARD
WE HAVE LIVED WITH THIS
AND ITS ALMOST DONE
SO, GO TO CANADA WITH YOUR
STUPID FRIENDZ (MIA X 2),
AND KEEP WISHING U WERE
AMERICANZ
COZ U FREAKIN WISH U WERE US.
DOWN BOY, DOWN

Scotland......you'd look great on your knees sucking my big femmy schlong to climax on your face. piece of shit.
jrzmommy.....love the pretty little kilt comment. Does a black leather mini count as a kilt?

Mr. Kelli, don't go draggin' Canada into it. They're too busy killing seals and drinking maple syrup.

Only if you want it to TT. Any dude that speaks so openly of his big femmy schlong can wear whatever the fuck he wants, in my book. This IS America! :)

LadyJane==go fuck your Mister

you won't find one here...

maybe look in Scotlandyard

I'm sure its dickz your looking for

don't have one or want one

those fuckerz r fucking ugly...

aww aye coz that really how you manage the responsibility of being a Superpower get to fuck

were are yous getting this haggis shite from probably the only time we eat haggis is robert burns day you fanny and as for kilts
FUCKING LOVE THEM

and TexasTranny ...<<really says it all lol man your fucking from texas

Jane....pay no attention to Senor Kelli, with an I......*whispers* he's got a plate in his head.

Does Robert Burns have a brother named Richard? Richard Burns? heh heh heh....

YES,,WE GET TO FUCK
SOME OF US DO
AND SOME OF US DON'T
SO FUCKIN KILL US...
JEALOUS BASTARD...

U CAN'T JUDGE US BY THIS ADMINISTRATION
LETZ TALK A BIT ABOUT BILL CLINTON...
HE WAS AND IS FRIENDZ WITH ALL KINDS
OF HEADZ OF COUNTRIEZ
PEOPLE STILL LOVE HIS ASS
AND HE WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT
SO, AS I SAID BEFORE..
WE R NOT IN CONTROL HERE
THE ADMINISTRATION IS
UNTIL OUR CONGRESS DECIDEZ TO DO
SOMETHING DRASTIC

SO EAT SHIT...

Thanks jrzmommy, I knew you're a sweetheart.

its you fucking country u mongo of course your in control

Bill Clinton - isent that the one who was shagging that young White House intern, Monica Lewinsky and also got accused of raping two women not to sure but i think it was

Kirsten Dunst, by the way, looks positively......Scottish.

jrzmommy......tee hee

no id say she looks more like your mother

it also seem like texastranny is gaggin for it

Hey, Scotland...Is your name Ben Dover.....and is your buddy's name Phil McCracken?

Scotlandf'nyard
Did I studder, bitch?
The Fuck if we're in control here.
What the Fuck planet r u living on?
We haven't been in control since
Clinton/
AND BY THE WAY..CLINTON CAN SCREW ANYTHING HE WANTZ TO,,HEZ STILL THE BEST F'N PRESIDENT
THIS COUNTRY HAS EVERY SEEN,
YOU HATE IT COZ HIS WIFE FORGAVE HIM
WE HAD PLENTY OF MONEY WHEN CLINTON WAS
IN CHARGE, SO DON'T FUCK WITH HIM
HE IS A GOD AND YOU SUCK DICKZ FOR
A LIVING,,,DIE, U BASTARD...

Senor, you're like 15....please let the grown up handle the foreign affairs here, okay....you just go back to licking the paint chips off the walls.

krazihottkelli-shut the fuck up to much shite comes out your mouth at the one time take it easy you dont want to ruin your new shoes

Clinton god? please yous have not had a good president since abraham lincoln xxx

Aw, c'mon now.....Ford! He was great for laughs...always falling down. LBJ--the Mexican hookers used to call him El BJ...what wasn't to love?..and then let us not forget Ike! Anyone named Ike is an asskicker.....Ike Turner.....Mike & Ike....

Was Paris Hilton at this event? No? Oh, that's right...she's getting ready to go to JAIL! BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

who cares paris hiltons a fanny

a fanny? Okay...so hold on.....you wear a little skirt and you say shit like fanny? But you make fun of Texas Tranny for being a fruitcake? I just don't get the Scottish.

jrzmommy......El BJ that's so fucking funny. He also had a cock the size of Texas. Ever hear the phone conversation with his tailor? He needed more room in his pants for his massive tallywacker.

fanny means vagina in Britain
and i was not slaggin him/her for being a fruitcake although im not saying he/she is not i was slaggin her for even trying to insult me when she/he is from texas and is a tranny

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Go toss a telephone pole.

So wrong Scotty, I live in Nebraska, Tex is the nickname my girlfriends call my femmy schlong, because is so fucking big. Biggest cock you'll ever see on a Tranny. :-0

well i am sincerely sorry

I like to call them Skittish, since they are barely understandable and are living on borrowed time.

#86
no thank you I'd rather not .
But if thats what you like to do in your spare time go ahead but i would not recommend it .

89. Well aren't you sooooo cool

@91 -- I am, thanks. Glad to see you got the fucking memo, Liam McCattleprod

92. i mean Imagine calling Scottish people Skittish
your are the fucking coolest of cool man.
and now your giving me a name with mc at the start of it although its actually mac but well who can blame you for trying .

MacAsscrack

no if your were going to do it that way then it would be MacArsecrack
get with it .
but well you are American.

She looks stoned.

All hail the Queen of the undead trolls!

I bet she smells pretty.

How about MacFuckYou...

Alright (takes deep breath)
#13 LilRach- I got a teensy bit annoyed when you called Dunst KIKI- Just sayin'.

scotland- stfu- no one and I repeat no one asked for your opinion of our country or it's leaders... wait for your country's next disaster and just SEE who comes to your aid. And as an aside do you wear anything under your kilt? What if the wind blows? Do you experience chafing? These are the topics you can qualify to be an expert on.

or how about macbeth
you know that play that Shakespeare done yeh that was a good one .

AND kelli- cease and desist the use of z's in all your posts. It is quite immature and I can't even understand wtf you are trying to say.

Im more of a Taming of the Shrew kinda gal.

Scotland, what an attention whore. Are you sure you're not Paris or Britney?

99.
shut up no one cares about what you have to say your to late.
And i dunno about you but i don't really like waiting for disasters,
but i would say if my country had one then since we are apart of Britain then i suppose maybe it just might be the rest of Britain that comes to our aid
and i see you would like a little lesson on kilts well the men could wear something under them if they really wanted to but then they wouldnt be a real Scotsman so no id say that they don't and as for do they blow up if the wind blows well ill leave that one for you to decide.

and as for 103 .
yes i pretty sure im not Paris or Britney.

Brave are the hearts that beat
Beneath Scottish skies.
Incoherent are the
posts by Scottish Lassies
That brings tears to my eyes
Rufflie are the skirts the men wear
to show off their hairy thighs

LOL......I wear pretty panties under my skirt (kilt)

I actually quite like that is it supposed to be insulting i see how the Incoherent pish could be insulting but,
Brave are the hearts that beat
Beneath Scottish skies.....and
Rufflie are the skirts the men wear
to show off their hairy thighs
that is not really insulting
did you make that up by your self
its very nice of you
little bit sad but nice .

I did, indeed...that's an original....yes...

I like Kirsten for the fact that she wears whatever she wants and doesn't fall into the "oh my god, how could she wear that" hype. What I don't like about her is that celebrity menatality where there's constant disinterest and almost unappreciation for her work. If I hear her imply one more time that making Spiderman 3 is just *sigh* bla and "another one?" I'm going to be...grrr.

it was very nice of you to do so.
got any more???/

'Scots, who have with Wallace bled,
Scots, whom Bruce has often led,
Welcome to your gory bed
Or to victory!
But whatever
because you haven't been independent
since 1707
At least the US
didn't put up with that bullshit
and we kicked Great Britan's ass
and became our own sovereign nation

THANK YOU! Good night Edinburgh!

what the fuck you on about
you don't even know what your talking about
how many times do u think we kicked Englands arse, fuck sake we didn't become part of Great Britain because england invaded us you twat it was because In 1603 James VI of Scotland also became James I of England ,
The Scottish and English Parliaments signed the Act of Union of 1707.. both the English and the Scottish Parliaments were dissolved, and all their powers were transferred to a new Parliament in London which then became the Parliament of Great Britain.
so there you go you idiot if your going to talk about shite like that then at least know what your talking about .
if we wanted independence then we would be independent.

good nite arsehole.!!!

So...you're saying Scotland chooses to be Englands bitch? Nice. Well, we didn't. so stick that in your fucking bagpipes and blow on it, Nessie!

I forgot about the on-going joke that is "Keep me signed onto Typekey for 2 weeks"
hahhahahaha! eh....
Anyway- Scotland.. Isn't it strange to you that when you go to blow your boyfriend you have to lift his skirt?

LOL @ 107 texas tranny!

That is an EXCELLENT question, Baby......tell us what that's like SCOTLAND? Do you feel like you're having a chick on chick thing whe you undress your man?

Holy fuck morons talking faux-history on a celebrity slam site. Time to pull up the blinds and take all the cats out for some fresh air boys, sounds like you need it.

Holy fuck....a moron being sarcastic on a site not meant to save the planet. Time to stick the shotgun in your piehole and limber up that big toe #118!!!

how the fuck are we englands bitch when it was our king that became englands king you dick
im saying that we choose to be part of great Britain like wales and northern Ireland more money that way
but yet im totally reconsidering independence
i mean fuck sake its did a hell of a lot of good for you

what is this obsession with the kilt my god
its tradition they only were it at weddings and shite like that .

LOL #115 and #117. I bet it's a lot like giving me a blow job, except I'm a bit feminine.

It's called busting your balls! DUH! God, you sure you're not German? You're so humorless. I thought you were going away? Jesus.....isn't it fucking bedtime over there yet?

"a hell of a lot of good for you "
yeah, I think we've done pretty good in the last 200+ year or so......

i thought you were going
no actually it's only 8:30pm
its not bedtime for me
but i mean its ok if your mummy likes to tuck you in at that time .
don't be ashamed im sure it happens to other little boys

haha yea
what about know lol

Sheeit.....I don't mind going to bed early...I didn't know and early bedtime meant you're not cool? Crazy fucking Scottish.

What about know what?

Simmer down OH Scottish Princess.
A good lesson can be larned for ye lass. If you post some shit about America's politics-- you might get trouble. We love our frivolous, superficial (wink,wink) country. And you do tooo- in fact I bet your jealous me lassy.

The Kilt is the BEST thing to come out of that country. Oh and is Sean Connery from there.... mmmmmm.

I think she's trying to be a 1920s flapper.. the head thing fits, but not the tent dress.

#123- ummm yeah... I would agree it's been sort of good for us. Maybe a little.

I personally enjoy not having that ugly bitch on my money. I like looking at the old dead white guys.

I can't remember who Kristen dunst is.Who's that mop she's with? James Blumt?

thats right
Crazy fucking Scottish and proud of it

And Darling don't fucking tell me what I'll get if i post shite about America's politics
God you are right im so fucking jealous
that 35.9 million people live below the poverty line im also so jealous that i don't have crazy cunts running around shooting up schools and planes flying into buildings and Hurricanes destroying cites and loads of racist bastards fuck.. you are so right im am dead jealous .

but im most jealous about that fact that i don't ahve bush as PM.

Um, we didn't fly the planes into our buildings, Einstein. And last time I checked the hurricanes aren't our doing, either.
No school shootings? At all? Really? Huh.... Can you tell us what happened in Dunblane, Scotland on March 13, 1996?

A report has suggested that poverty is on the rise in Scotland, with almost a third of all children living in a low-income household. The independent study said that efforts to tackle the problem north of the border have stalled. ......When our report shows that three in 10 households in Scotland live in poverty.

Hmm......

One third of children in Scotland grow up in poverty.

* One third of pensioners live on the basic state pension of around $100 a week.

* 10 percent of workers take home less than 55 percent of Britain's average wage, the highest number ever recorded. At this level of earnings, only childless couples and single adults are better off working than living on benefits.

* Less than half of local government housing tenants have jobs, compared to 70 percent when unemployment was previously at the present level.

* Over 50,000 Scots have been registered unemployed for over a year and 20,000 for more than three years.

* Some 564,000 households live on welfare payments.

* Scotland's diet is among the worst in Europe. The report acknowledges that "food poverty is largely a reflection of the limited choice excluded families have over where they can shop, what they can pay and what is available..."

* The gap in life expectancy between the working class Drumchapel area of Glasgow and the neighbouring middle class neighbourhood of Bearsden is eight years.

* Children in Glasgow�s Easterhouse housing estate are five time more likely to die before their first birthday than the UK average.

* The closure of safe leisure facilities and parks means that children from the poorest areas are four times more likely to be killed in road accidents than their better-off counterparts.

The overall conclusion drawn is that present levels of inequality will increase and that measures are necessary to defend "social cohesion." As far as the authors of the report are concerned, however, this does not mean implementing significant measures to alleviate poverty.

Oh, and speaking of terrorists and their blowing up airplane obsessions.....two word for you fuckface.....Lockerbie, Scotland.

You may not get hurricanes, but at least I can swim in the Atlantic ocean and not freeze my fucking ass off in August. Sooo....hmm....I guess there's not much left to say but FUCK YOU NESSIE!

What can i tell you what happened 11yr ago and never happened again.
ok once its not your fault but twice your talking the fucking piss,
and never said that the hurricanes were Americas fault i was saying how jealous i was that i didnt live in America and last time i checked you did fly planes into your buildings not to sure but i think it was two planes yea something like 3000 people died.

Wait a minute....who flew planes into what buildings? Do you mean the plans that flew into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon? So, you're saying we flew three airplanes into our own buildings......Okay...and can anyone tell me the schizophrenia stats for Scotland?

And as for the other shit....blah blah blah blah blah......don't act like your country is above it all....you got the same shit going on there as we do here, only it's on a smaller scale because your population is smaller. You have your violent freaks, your druggies, your poor people, your drunks, your crooked politicians and your biggots just like we do. You're far from fucking perfect, jerkoff...You talk out your ass.

yes and i could sit hear and post everything wrong with america but i dont think i could fit it all in to this comment box.

And the Al Qaeda terrorist group that claimed responsiblity for the 9/11 attacks.....you call bullshit? You lost ALL validity, pal.

And I could sit here and post everything that is RIGHT with Americans and it would be endless. So fuck you.

what the fuck are you on about you arsehole
i was saying how i would rather live hear than America coz someone posted a comment saying i was jealous so get it fucking right you stupid prick your all in fucking denial do me a favor and step out this little box you call America and take a look at the fucking world you country is the fucking worst free country on the planet and your trying to tell me your government and nothing to do with the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon....fuck off

I love that every fucking example that YOU gave as to why you wouldn't ever want to live in the U.S.A. I could go right back at you with an example from Scotland. And you tried, weakly, I might add, to skirt the issue (no pun intended). TSSS....burnt. Stupid fuck.

142. yea thats what your government told you yes they had apart in it but so did you government go on and look at the facts fuck sake im not that sick to make that up.

Yeah, and everything that you sarcastically said you were jealous of could be used against Scotland, as well....from the school shootings to the terrorist attacks via jet to poverty. Keep trying. Consider your ass owned.

And now you just look like a fucking idiot with your bizarre conspiracy theory on 9/11. I'm sure Osama bin Bing Bang wouldn't like some dumb highland slut giving credit for his little masterpiece to his enemy. Oh. Man.....do you practice in front of your mirror at being an utter irrational fucking twat or does it just come naturally?

i didnt give every fucking example i gave a few major ones
and yes you could but i didnt say that you were jealous you fucking tosser.

And you show me where you're getting your facts fucktard.....cite your sources. And no, Marvel Comics and aliens&unicorns.com aren't credible sources.

your country is the richest country in the world yet the worst free country

it doesn't give a fuck about its people it alny gives a fuck about money.

So some of the reasons you cited for never wanting to live in the US were school shootings (Dunblane, check!), terrorist attacks (Lockerbie, check!) poverty (check!)
shitty weather (Scotland, check check check!!!!)

watch Fahrenheit 9/11

Farenheit 9/11....by Michael Moore...a liberal fucking communist conspiracy theorist? That's your source? You're a goddammed joke.

And as for not caring about people...let's look at CREDIBLE sources of the USA's foreign aid.....monetary and otherwise. How do you want to do this...you wanna go by decade? Annualy? Per natural disaster? Private philanthropy? How much does Scotland give to malaria research? Global AIDS research? Hmm?? How many Scottish billionaires are there like Bill Gates in the world? How many Scottish relief teams go to places like Bam, Iran and the Pacific Rim for earthquakes and tsunamis?

shut up. both your countries suck.

You know who were the first ones into the Gulf region when Katrina hit? Private American Citizens. Not our gov't. Our citizens....regular Americans. I tell you what....there's nobody more generous in this world than Americans. And don't you fucking forget it, either.

Hey Jizz mommy or what ever the fuck u call yourself

100 post's in a day is not "being sarcastic"

It's just pathetic, in a point and laugh kind of way.

157--Do you honestly think I care what YOU think about me? really? And I never said I was being sarcastic, oh master of reading comprehension. get a real point and then give me a buzz.

well were fucking apart of Britain we work together so we all do that fuck sake man calm down a bit your getting a bit to emotional.

1-800-END-THIS-HELL

dont cry

i agree with 155.
a mean my country is quite shite but america is way shiter

No, pal....I'm not talking about the entire UK...you wanna shit all over my country, then I want to hear specifically what Scotland does for the world that the US doesn't....not the entire UK. I want to hear examples of Scottish generosity.

Scotland don't got shit on the U.S. Bye fuckbag...go back to bitterland!

it all goes together you fucking twat there aint no point in being united if you are going to work separately .

It's all united when you want to take credit for shit you don't do. lightweight.

Okay, then I guess we can start screaming at Scotland to get the fuck out of Iraq and stop being aggressors. Why won't your country get out of Iraq? You're killing babies in Iraq? Why did your country ever go to Iraq? You're horrible for that! Hey, your fearless leader is right in line with W.!!! Blair and W. BEST BUDS! Allies!!!

Hey, the UK did a real number on the continent of Africa with colonization! Way to go Scotland!

look i know my country is quite shit listen to u fucking bascilly saying America is the best country in the fucking word when its not thats what im trying to tell you, you arsehole
get a grip your country is the WORST free country in the world
and please tell me what shite have i takin credit for your just talking pish now son

at least were talking our troops out of iraq this year

i do know that we have the best army in the world so ha .. ha ... ha

I never said my country was the best country in the world....but we're not as bad as all you jerkoffs say we are. You're the one who started the day off with quotes from our president and your fucking stats about poverty and talking shit about school shootings....don't dish it out if you can't take it.

Oh, and one last thing, what part of the MOMMY part of my name makes you think I'm a "son". stupid fucking scottish retard.

fucking hell what time is it over there man

"Kirsten Dunst is almost too beautiful."

"Hu-WHA?"- H Farnsworth, c.3000

but its the truth SON
i know you aint as bad as i say you are your fucking worse SON SON SON

go and get a bath u fucking yankie mongo bastard i can smell your shite from here

well im off this was nice we should do it again sometime

My first visit to this site was because a friend was showing me a description of Kirsten Dunst. I loved it. It was so true. I've been a fan eversince. While I don't like to look at her, she sure brings back good memories of old friends.

Question: Y does Bin Laden alwayz have
men in the cave with him?

Answer: Hez teaching brokeback
technique...

I'm a yankie doodle dandy
yankie doodle doodle do

keep hating..and hale the Queen!

It amuses me so much when the "regulars" here get pissed off. To show my gratitude for all of the entertainment, I have created an instant form-message for all of you- just fill in the blanks.
Please enjoy.

America is all about _________ and people have died for it, so just shut up.
You've come to a celebrity-bashing Web site where we like to talk about _____, and ____, and hurl bestiality-related insults by the dozens.
So don't talk about ____, ____, or ____ and don't you dare disagree with us because we're a very tight-knit group here and we represent AMERICA!
We don't give a shit about what you have to say but for some reason we always have to respond to it and tell you to fuck off and do some bestiality-related thing. I've been coming to this Web site since _____ so I was here first- so leave! And go fuck a donkey!

FUCK AMERICA
YANKIE CUNTS

You just prove how much pish you all talk.

All you Americans do is give proof to the stereotypes about yourselves. Instead of saying something intelligent to argue your point you spout a bunch of ignorant sounding bullshit
about Haggis(sp?),lovely kilts or stupid fucking Scottish retard. It's hilarious considering the fact that I know that you are trying (the key word here is t-r-y-i-n-g) to sound witty, smart, or intelligent and instead all you prove is your ignorance.

Look Jrzmommy (and if you are in fact a "mommy" then I weep for your children who will no doubt grow up to be a simple minded hillbilly like yourself), we all feel sorry for you that your life (much like most of the "element" that frequents this type of site) is meaningless and empty but try and do something constructive with it instead of contributing to the cultural, moral, and intellectual decay that is America. Do you teach your children to hurl insults at everyone? If so, then you contribute to your children becoming bullies because you are one. You contribute to things like the Virginia Tech tragedy. You are a simple minded, ignorant, mentally and emotionally retarded cunt that should have her kids taken away by the State and be forced to go on birth control. Oh and don't go and say something like "He started it" like you tried to say to someone else on here because..well..I know 5 year olds that don't say that anymore. You are a waste of humanity and proof of the stereotype.

P.S. Don't try and say something "witty" back to this comment because I only joined to tell you what a waste of human space you and your kind are. I actually have a life. You people served nicely for my sociology research on the intellectual decay of mass America.
Thanks!!

fucktheamericans-
well said.

i actually love
182. he is a god
you said it boy!!

sCOTLANDf'nYard====you love yourself
go eat yourself...asshole...

how the HELL did this woman get to be a star. She's a conceited, talentless bitch so full of herself (second only to Meg Ryan) that it makes me want t o puke.

I tried watching "Elizabethtown". YIKES.

Scotland, You Sir are a LIAR, a FAKE, and A POSER. A very bad one at that.

No self- respecting Scotsman would ever admit, let alone state, to being England’s Bitch. In fact, they would convulse into paralytic fits of rage at the mere suggestion of it you Dumb Fuck. There are people in Scotland that have not forgiven or gotten over events that happened between the English & Scottish hundreds of years ago and refuse to go south of the border to this day. All true Kilties despise England and would never admit to the historical tripe you sited in post 113. Say that shit in parts of Glasgow and you won’t be standing for very long, let alone have the ability to walk.

Furthermore, you stupid, stupid Fuckwit if you are going to claim that you are from a different country then your own get the history right. Idiot. England did NOT have a Scottish king in 1707 as a ruling monarch. There was no way in hell that England would allow a Scottish Catholic monarch to rule the country. At the time England was ruled by the protestant Queen Anne (1702-1714). Clearly, you want people from both Scotland and England to kick your ass, history runs deep here.

Additionally, other tells that gave you away dumb ass is that both Dumblaine and Lockerbie are deeply ingrained in the psyche of the Scots, events that you were clueless about until Jrzmummy pointed out the events. Furthermore, why don’t you tell the family of Kriss Donald that forms of terrorism don’t exist in Scotland and how wonderful and free of violent crime Scotland is. Which gives away your second tell. Clearly you have never been out in Scotland on Friday and a Saturday night. You are right they don’t have legal access to guns here, they prefer to do death and murder old style. Nice and slow with knifes and there trusty fists. Your third tell, that had me chuckling for hours is that No one, and I mean no one any where in the United Kingdom (Yes, that includes Northern Ireland, Wales, and the Isles) would ever use the term fanny as an insult-EVER. Clearly you’ve been looking at English slang on Wikipedia. Furthermore, dumb ass, the manner in which you used it to imply that a woman is a cunt, is just not done here. The use of the term cunt as an insult is only ever used to refer to men here and never used as an insult for women. Your fifth tell, that also had me rolling for hours was the babel in number 159. You said, well were fucking apart of Britain we work together. Ahh…No. Everybody knows that London subsidies Scotlands existence. Without London’s money Scotland would be well...nothing and that one half of the Empire pays for the other half to exist. So there is no working togather and there never has been a togather.

It is obvious that you wanted to do nothing more then disrupt the fun on a celebrity bashing site with your boring (yawn.) political rant. Clearly, as Jrzmummy has repeatedly pointed out you couldn’t even do that very well. Piss off you pointless wanker, you are giving the real Scots a bad name!

Hence forth, can we please just ignore all the political rants. It is probably just the Centre sending out annoying replacements because you guys ran off Sherryco. Which reminds me, TCLTC!!!!!!

aww fuck up annie
you are one of those sad cunts that just can move on that shite happend HUNDERS OF YEARS AGO
fuck sake there is nothing you can do about it just like theres nothings anyone can do about the Holocaust or slavery you just get on with it you stupid cunt you can spend you whole life being a bitter cunt about shite that you cant change and i live in fucking Glasgow the east end for that matter and fucking tell me what words i use and don't use i can say what ever the fuck i want
and REAL Scotsman my arse your just a bitter bastard and everyone up here say fanny FANNY!!

and you really need to get a life if you read through all those comments . sad .... sad... sad

And another thing its really nice to see that you didnt say anything about all the insults that were made about Scotland it shows how true of a Scotsman you are .fanny

Scotland still desperately keeping up the charade I see. Once again your rebuttal is pathetic and reeks of partial cultural information gleaned from the web and still being used incorrectly I see. Darling YOU mentioned Scottish history in your posts to make your points. Now that you are cornered for being a poser, you want to disregard history as “shite happened HUNDERS OF YEARS AGO” So basically Scottish history is relevant when you are trying to make a point with it, but when it shows you up to be false it is shite?

YOU used Scottish history incorrectly and got it wrong to make a point about your alleged culture and you fucked that up. Ugh. How sad is that? Actually, I didn’t need to read all your posts, as your tripped your self up from the start referencing haggis, dumb ass. As a Scot, allegedly from the East End of Glasgow you even got that reference wrong. I read a few more to laugh at you trying to pretend you were actually from Scotland-all of which tripped you up.

However, I did read Jrzmummys replies to you. Her answers were correct and you deserved every reply she made. Each and every point she countered you with showed you up for the cowardly poser you are who knew nothing about Scotland's social and cultural history. Furthermore, Her points were sadly correct in regards to Scotlands current social climate, so why should I pretend the truth be a lie because it doesn’t sound nice? Her insults were aimed at YOU for being an obnoxious rude fuck! Why should any of the Americans on this site put up with your rude shit? You got everything that you gave out and in the end when you were losing you stormed out like a petulant child who didn’t succeed.

It was you Sir, who maliciously came on a non-political site that is about lighthearted entertainment topics with the intention to insult people from a different country and to push forward your political agenda and you failed. As well as, being correctly called out for the phoney poser you are. Coward.

Darling i think it would really be a turning point for you if got a life a mean it would not be so bad i am sure you could handle it .

i also find it very strange how you use words like dumb ass and shit but you claim to be from Scotland
very strange as i have never in my life known any Scottish or British to use the word ass
i am beginning to wonder if you are even from scotland.

I would not concern your simple mind with how I spend my time, as this is just the tea break. As entertainment value you only rank five places behind watching paint dry at http://www.mirimgs.com/webcam/paint.html and barely rank two places higher then spending time watching mold grow on cheddarvision.tv.

Ahhhh…irony. Sweet, sweet, irony. Sadly, I suspect you didn’t deliberately set out to make an ironic reply in your opening statement, as you have already demonstrated you lack the intellectual capacity for that. It is not like I was actually expecting a clever riposte from you or that I could hope to engage with someone from the Oxford Union. So, I will enlighten you Kettle, your criteria for the determination of an individual ‘getting a life’ and being ‘sad’ are the very traits that you encapsulate. If you don’t like people challenging you then keep your fucking mouth shut. So put up, shut up or piss off.

I never said that I was Scottish that was your presumption. I am Scottish by proxy due to marriage and have lived in Scotland for many years. It’s understandable why you selected Scotland, if I hide behind the anonymity of the Internet to make obnoxious comments I would want to select a cultural group that represented something I didn’t have too- a pair of balls.

SCOTLAND: i see the point you are trying to make but every country has its problems you obviously have issues with Americans. But do you really think that a celeb gossip site is really the place to discuss it.

Annie:
first of all i would like to say that it is true,in some parts of Scotland there are people you have not forgiven or gotten over events that happened between the English & Scottish hundreds of years ago and refuse to go south of the border to this day.
But to say that All true Kilties(never heard the term in my life) despise England is simply untrue you are implying that if you do not hate england, then you are not a true Scotsman. Well i am sorry but that is complete shite every person has the right to choose who they like and don't, who are you to judge them and tell them what they are or are not.

The statement you made about Glasgow "Say that shit in parts of Glasgow and you won’t be standing for very long, let alone have the ability to walk." is just very stereotypical.

Of course Dumblaine and Lockerbie were very tragic moments in Scottish history , also kriss donald, well if you watched the news or new anything about what happened then you would know that it was not a terrorist attack, he was killed simply because he was white more racily motivated don't you think.

Also its they way you talk about Scotland its more like you are repeating something you read of the internet. and if you think using big words is going to make you seem smart you are rudely mistaken.

And this word fanny i can tell you for certain that it is used widely across the whole of the u.k, so i don't know were you are but it does not appear to be Scotland.

Cunt is used directly towards women or men we simpley do not care. there is no rules as to say that you can not call a woman a cunt.

and also this Jrzmummys why do you keep praising him when he made insults to Scottish people and Scotland its self.
it is coming across to me that you are in fact Jrzmummys. i may or may not be correct but that is the way it appears.