May 9 2007Kevin Federline disses Britney Spears' boyfriend

She's a washed up whore. And she smells like piss.

Glad to see K-fed isn't bitter. I love how she became goodlooking again after dumping his ass

SECOND....first will be mine soon!!!

Shit....Third

wash that whore, she smells like piss

Why is she wearing only a bra in public? And what's with the microphone? Geez. Do you think she LIKES being called trash? No.....

Is that a trash bag for real, in the last pic? Federline's onto something yo.

Oh i forgot, I would eat her shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, the dump to find trash, hmmmmm, much like going down a sewer to find shit.

As an aside, I barely remember clitney, she was some sort of dancer? Anyway, no idea who these other people are supposed to be.

#2 - you call THAT wig beautiful? Please confirm your sarcasm in that post, and that you weren't for real. Please.

#6 - Is that a microphone attached to her tit, or is it a heart monitor diode? Is medical science trying to determine if Britney actually has a heart?

i think her children are officially dead now

I LOVE how she wears her lingerie in public. I would love to see her walk around in nothing but her pretty bra and panties.

@11 Word. What the hell happened to those tots anyway? Did she just get bored with them? Slutbag.

Howie Day - Gay

Kevin Federline - Gay, Douchbag

or Douchebag

I am so glad my mother didn't walk around in public in her bra.

Can anyone answer the question?
WHY DOES SHE SMELL LIKE PISS???

These look like they were taken before or after her 15-minute "show" at the House of Has-Beens. It would be nice if Britney would put as much work into improving her personality as she's putting into trying to resuscitate her career (FYI: a 15-minute lip sync ain't gonna do it, Britney, no matter what your hangers-on say).

If Kevin Federline is at all smart (and I know that's a gigantic "if"), he'll STFU and let Britney ruin her rep all by herself. She certainly doesn't need his help to prove that she has no class or decent priorities whatsoever.

2, what the eff are you talking about?

and i love how kevin came out looking well-adjusted after brit's debacle.

Hahahahaha...
Goodlooking - Gotcha! But her body isn't looking too bad, considering what she looked like a few months ago.
Hahahahahaha...

I can't decide who has the more horriffic gimpy eye... her or Paris.

I say spears wins it by default of her Sinead O'connor head stylings.

That and I don't feel as dirty after we get naked. After sleeping with Paris, I just feel like bathing in turpentine and lighting myself with a match.

I swear, this is like the pot calling the kettle cannibus.

The Queen of England was in the country recently. Shockingly enough, Britney, the paragon of class and good breeding, was not invited to the festivities. That invitation must have been lost in the mail.

#11 Yeah they probably are. If she can't even remember to put on a shirt, how's she gonna remember to feed them?

Wig is better than bald. Unless her hair keeps gettin in the way...

#17 Getting drunk, urinating on herself while passed out, not bothering with a shower the next day since she has no hair, getting drunk..........

She may have gotten skinny, but the bitch has the skin of 50 year old chain-smoking bar fly. In evidence, pic#3 lines on neck and sun ravaged skin on chest. I'm turning 40 in 2 days and my skin looks fresh as a fuckin daisy compared to this use up trash bag.

did she perform in her bra? she used to be so hot

imran karim

Though K-Fed's line was "Ya gotz to go to the cow to get the cash."

And what the fuck is she doing, climbing around in that car? God, just get out. Or just get in and sit down. With her mouth all open..."Ya'll, I can't find my panties!"

WTF she loses a few pounds and so suddenly she has to walk around in broad day light in her bra to show it off? I mean she has a few more months of hard core working out before she would even look sexy dressed like a whore. But good god nothing screams despret for attention like this shit. I FUCKING HATE HER

Look, KFag, just because you're not as loud about being a dirtbag as your ex-wife is doesn't mean you're not a dirtbag. We haven't forgotten about you and shit like Popo Zao.......

first of all #1, that's cuz i peed on her.

and man! fed-ex should really concentrate on how wonderful it is to skateboard in traffic. the world would be a much better place

baby momma drama already? geez! Britney and Fed-ex are the fastest moving couple in the WORLD.
first she got a 55-hour marriage...got divorced
then she married again...kids...divorce
went to rehab...left
went BACK to rehab...left
went to rehab ONE MORE TIME...left
now she's doing 15-minute concerts and k-fed is doing...nothing...again

and i thought re-hab was supposed to CURE you. not give you the impression that its ok to wear ur bra in public. what is the has-been world coming to?

Nice to see another picture of Britney with her mouth wide open and who else is in the back seat? Was she out in the car giving Howie a quick blow job? And where in the fuck does this dumb bitch buy her wigs. That is a cheapest ass wig I have ever seen.

If my body looked like hers, I wouldn't be caught dead in my bra. Her body looks worse than my 40-year-old mom's.

She's trying hard, but the little slit-trim is still not quite back to being jizz-worthy. Unless it's being implemented as a punishment. Like, humiliating bukkake shit.

I take it back, I think every man who sees her should jizz on that addlepated whore.

Oh look Britney in a cheap wig looking cheap acting cheap etc... she's a ho bag.

#27 tinyTY I wonder how your body looks compared to hers, you old bag. Just because you stayed indoors most of your life doesn't make you hot, Dumpy McStretchmark.

@37 -- Shouldn't you be using the library computers in your junior high for educational purposes only?

37--You should print that out and paste it to a piece of construction paper and give it to your mom on Sunday for Mother's Day. That'll make her wanna pay for college!

I don't get it. How was K-Fed "dissing" her new boyfriend? It sounds like he was describing his own technique.

41 - College? You mean "the hair cuttin' akadameee"

37 - Could you post a pic of your mom? Sounds like I'd give her a shot at the title...

I heard from someone that went to an HOB concert that it was actually cat pee she smells like.

Seriously, how many times has this site made that "top hat and monocle" joke in the last year?

Pic #4 looks like she's lickin' the jit from her upper lip, no??

@46 Yes it does. Just like Cambells soup Mmm Mmm Good! Then the tramp wears a cross. I wonder if anyone was recording the event she still has her head set on

@46...yummy, tastes salty.

I was in rehab and my therapist told me to go out in public in only my underwear. I got arrested and now I'm back in rehab for slapping the shit out of my therapist.

Remember when millionaires were throwing money at her for her virginity?
Remember when it was a big deal that she was seen smoking a cigarette?

Oh Britney.

I'm all for mothers feeling hot after childbirth, but I think I'd disown my mother if she went around so scantily clad all the time.

They were so perfect for each other. It just makes no sense.

I still don't understand how someone with so much money can't buy better wigs.

She's like a slinky

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pretty much useless, but makes you smile when you push them down stairs.

#45 - The Fish will keep it up as long as its "Classy!". Are you "Classy!"?

#39 Oh no, how will I ever recover from that amazing demonstration of wit? I know, I'll still remain, hot, wrinkle AND stretch mark free. Boohoo little sad sack. :(

Monocle jokes never get stale, do they?

looks like a hanes bra and a denim skirt from walmart. this woman sure knows how to put on good performances.

@#56 You and The Scotsman ought to get together. You both talk a lot of shit, and hide behind a screen name. Don't be so proud of yourself. Most people your age, (14) don't have cellulite yet, darling.

There is something wrong when Tyra's weaves are looking better than Britney's wigs.

Going on four hours now, Fish. time for a new post, thank you!

Try these updates on for size:
- LOS ANGELES (AP) - Ty Pennington, host of ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," has been charged with driving under the influence. Two misdemeanor counts were filed against Pennington on Tuesday.
- LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) - The owner of an upscale steakhouse in Louisville said he asked O.J. Simpson to leave his restaurant the night before the Kentucky Derby because he is sickened by the attention Simpson still attracts.

Damn, Fish - the O.J. article ALONE will generate enough interest to keep us awake for the day. Do SOMETHING!

someone fucking kill me. i hate my job.

new post please, i need to make fun of people richer than me so i can feel a little better about my shit day.

BTW - pic #4 - looking more like a mannequin to me. The crooked left eye & wigline that makes her head look shaped like a lightbulb.

She doesn't even look human. More like the chick disguise from "Mars Attacks" - when Martin Short had his finger bitten off.

Someone let out Mark David Chapman or John Hinckley - so that they can take this bitch OUT!!

Now seriously, in those pictures the poor thing is looking like a desperate suburban mom in her 40's trying to look like a sexy teenager and ridiculously completely failing and looking just yucky and absolutely ridiculous. I can't understand it. It seems to me like she couldn't look any worse and any more ridiculous with those terrible outfits, wigs, accesories and makeup, it seems like she's always wearing the most unflattering shit she can find, like she was trying her hardest to look the worse and most pathetic possible.
Someone who has been as hot as she used to be and who used to look as sexily flawless as she used to, dammit, she was one of the hottest chicks on earth, cannot mutate into such a desperate cheap white trash mom looking lady the way she has. It's a mystery of nature. It seems like she's (and has been) on a way of self-destruction.

and the belly button ring in thumbnail pic #1 - looks like leftover $$$ shot, eh?

What dumpster did K-fed dive into to hook up with Paris Hilton?

She looks OLD.

She looks COLD, too. She has no clothes on. the warmest thing on her is her wig.

HEY! Leave Her Alone! She's a *GOOD* Christian woman. Can't you see she has a *CROSS* on?
I wonder how her kids tasted? Do you think her kids were barbequed or pan fried? She'd probably want them pan fried. Makes 'em crispy, like pork rinds.

Gross. Britney, cover your fat arse up. We don't want to see it.

I feel sorry for her kids... the first feeling they will comprehend when they get older is supreme humiliation from having such brainless parents.

BS used to be so hot.When did she activate the destruction-process?

When is she going to explode?

maybe she'll just implode under her own weight instead

god damn I think she looks so hot. Don't you people remember what she looked like when she was with KFAG? she was disgusting. This is a huge step up and I am loving it. I am a girl and I would rub one out to that hot ass bitch.

#64, #71-see, this is exactly my problem with all Britney discussions: many people have this memory of her being "so hot". "totally fuckable", yadayadayada.

She was always white trash. She did not change or turn into anything. She is exactly the same, just without the goddess lighting and makeup artist with a PhD in an age-old technique known to those in the indusrty as Polishing A Turd.

She's flying free-without a stylist, a frien, or a brain. So this is what we get as the end result: Pure, unadulterated, backwoods Britney.

*friend

... I feel so bad for people who grew up before the 90s. How did they spend their time without endless gossip sites? Playing Tetris? =]

#62--- There's a llama on your myspace!! I adore llamas! YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER!

Sorry about the multiple comments on one thread. It's probably because Fish won't post any real news. Also I'm a little excited because these pics give me wood. Not polite, maybe-I'll-marry-her wood, but diamond-cutting hillbilly-humpin' wood. The best kind.

K-Fed should be talkin' shit to that douche. My brother totally dissed him last summer in New York at B-Bar. His then girlfriend tried to bitch him out while he was calling me and telling me about it. I wonder where that girls is now...now that he's with Britney. I guess it wasn't true love. Oh well.

I'd hit it. Hard.

And I'd make her leave the lights on so she could see the mighty rod of discipline coming at her to dispense justice, among other things, upon her.

#74 "I am a girl and I would rub one out to that hot ass bitch."

LMAO!!!!

#75 - yeah, that's the problem with discussions of Britney Spears. They're always so shallow and one-dimensional. Where's the substance?!

How many times can one repeat the terms "white trash" and "Cheeto junky" anyway? What are you trying to reach a global consensus here?

She could use a few squatt thrusts, some arm curls...

For all the haters that hating on Britney, sucks ass! I think that all of you pathetic assholes need to get a life! I know, that all of you assholes have danced to one of britney's songs, so stop acting like fake jackasses!

Oh, the humanity! How could Howie Day sink that low?

Her boob is falling out of the BOTTOM of her bra in one picture and I am pretty sure my Babrie doll from 1976 that has been in trunk, in a damp basment for 22 years has better more realistic hair and OMG look at her hands apparently she is nail bitter too. I am so grossed out !!!

#31 I bet you're a fat cow! That's why you hate her huh? Because she can do it and you can't...ha ha ha ha

#37 That's because your mom eats egg foo young all day you ass wipe!

"Head to the dump to find the trash"!!!
If he really said that, that is fucking classic! Nonetheless, the 'source' outs themselves as just as big a loser for rolling close enough to K-Fed to quote him.

FiFi, thank you.

#83, happy_bunny: The only consensus anyone's gonna reach is that you are a stupid twat.

Miss the point much?

#93, mrs.t: defensive much?
Oh noez, someone challenged your highly cerebral assertions about Britney Spears' white trash skankiness! Pistols at dawn you rogue!

Nothing like a little pot calling the kettle black. K-Fed is an A-1 jackass.

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Brittney==we all told your stupid
ass to stay in the house with
those kidz if they still exist..
but what do u do?
U keep showing up looking trashier
than the day before,,with no kidz
in sight..so lookz like American
has spoken...we r done with your
stupid life..go change a fuckin
diaper and heat some bottles up
since your breast aren't being
used for the reason God gave them

U suck so bad,remarry that bastard
and the both of you die already..

She could catch flies with the way her mouth constantly hangs open during mid-chewing gum.

Britney, a bra does not constitute a shirt. Fuck. Ignorant white trash skank.

She's still fat. Momma's gonna need a tummy tuck after having those brats.

herez the diet this bitch used
to lose some weight:

Breakfast: cocaine
Lunch: cocaine
Dinner: cocaine/with,Red Bull, Beer!

She has fat rolls below her tits. WTF

F'n face it:
shez a fat ugly bitch
and I'd rather see her
with no hair
and that mean face
we all remember
toooo well!!

Damn! I think her lazy eye is getting worse. She looks practically cross eyed in the last pic.

So....which dump did Mr. Federline find Britney in? Or wait, wasn't it HER who was digging in trash and found a prize, big smelly prize otherwise known as K-Fed? I just threw up in my mouth a little.

she needs eight inches of otto

both kfed and britney need to put their kids up for adoption cause neither of them are capable of raising kids and let Brad and Ang adopt their kids .