May 23 2007Karolina Kurkova has cellulite

FIRST!!!

wow, so this is what it feels like.. this might actually turn into an addiction..

Duh...airbrush!

Duh...airbrush!

What??? Where??? I don't see any cellulite! What's cellulite?

Cellulite is part of every woman, it's like strawberries and cream... Ok, I couldn't come up with something better, sorry.

third!

the cellulite is removed in photoshop, bozo.

Ok? Really that is not celullite it is lighting and an unflattering angle.

...and the sound of a zipper going down is heard in Jimbo's office...

@6- no, by god, it's not!

Who?

who the fuck stands like that while looking through a window? Dumb broads that don't know they look like shit from behind.

@10- hahahahahaha!!!!!

Looks like Napoleon Dynamite's face! Gosh.

What a fatty.

who the fuck stands like that while looking through a window? Dumb broads that don't know they look like shit from behind.

@10- hahahahahaha!!!!!

That ass pose almost makes me want to go lesbo!!!

except, you know, when I die I don't want to go to Hell...

The sweaterdress is coming back? Bad move.

i heard that the victoria's secret photographer said that their models have the most cellulite he's seen in his life

i heard that the victoria's secret photographer said that the models have the most cellulite he's seen in his life

It's my mother farkin' birthday!

Face looks like Napoleon Dynamite's! Gosh.

#9 I agree the angle is unflattering and magnifies any looseness in skin tone, however that IS cellulite.

I have seen the same dimply, cottage cheese in pics of Mischa Barton.

A lot of these skinny models do not work-out and simply have genetics that prevent weight gain. (Gisele is another)

Anyway I would bang, boff, and boink that stone sober and consider myself very lucky.

Hmm. Once Karolina realizes she is "fat", she might settle for me.

I would probably still eat her ass.

all women have cellulite. who cares?

Not all women have cellulite.

24: Bern, actually just read your blog for the first time (I have mainly just looked at the boob shots in the past). Not too shabby. I will be back.

ok let's try this one more time. all women have cellulite: yes...eventually. Victoria's Secret "Angels" are supposed to be viewed as "all women": errr...no. they make tons of money for themselves and for Vic's by posing as the exact opposite of everywoman. so when they accidentally show us their hairy arms or manfaces or not-fat-but-not-fit butts and thighs, we love to make fun of them. and they deserve every bit of it.

I'm 40 and don't have cellulite. When's it supposed to hit?

So hot legs!!!

hah she REALLY does look like Napoleon Dynamte...spooky.

also, when will people figure out that most of these supposed 'perfect' models are air-brushed, photoshopped, lighted and groomed for that perfect shot out of a 1000 taken for one spread???

granted they are all fucking 6 feet and weight 100lbs so with the right hair/makeup/lighting etc

Its called photoshop dickweed! They all get airbrushed to hell but they still have inperfections like anyone else.

Who cares about the cellulite? I'm afraid of her evil Estella Warren alien mermaid face.

It'll hit right after you recover from anorexia.

Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.

fucking ugly cottage cheese ass.

Supermodel? I think not, glorified catalog panty pushers are not supermodels. There are no more supermodels. And if there were any left this eastern bloc commie wouldn't be one of them.

um remember they airbrush that type of stuff out in the mags - every woman looks perfect with an airbrush to help you out...

37, Eastern Bloc commie??! Its 2007 ffs, not 1980 ... and 29, stop lying to yourself. I dont believe for a second at 40 you have no cellulite. Woman are supposed to have a little cellulite, its hot!

I go back and forth on this chick, she's pretty, but she's pretty boring...and has horse teeth.

Great legs though

OK, I'm pretty sure the blog author knows about Photoshop and was being sarcastic.

Also, intense sunlight is the most cruel light as far as exposing otherwise mild cellulite problems. In indoor light you probably wouldn't even notice.

Sorry to disappoint you but, no. I've never had cellulite and I'm not underweight or overweight. I have huge boobs though if that's any consolation.

@42.

Then you must have it on your face 'cause you're talking outta your ass.

All you guys talking about airbrushing and photoshop in mags are amazingly dense. The joke was that he believes the magazines' pictures over real pictures. Even if it's not funny, don't be so retarded that you don't get it.

Your jealousy is showing. You might want to tuck that in.

LOL.... screw you guys... sometimes the users from this site are pathetic... u guys care so much about others... always try to find some issue in someone. Kurkova is pretty and as said previously cellulite is quite natural in women... ur just a bunch of jealousys

LOL.... screw you guys... sometimes the users from this site are pathetic... u guys care so much about others... always try to find some issue in someone. Kurkova is pretty and as said previously cellulite is quite natural in women... ur just a bunch of jealousys

Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.

Duh... all the guys in here would hit ANYTHING that moves. Or doesn't move. Either way. Beggars can't be choosers afterall.

Probability that "andie" is a 40-year-old woman with huge boobs and no cellulite:
.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

Probability that "andie" is a 40-year-old man with huge boobs, a giant gut, and a crusty ass covered in red pimples with black hairs growing out of them:
99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999%

Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.

Duh... all the guys in here would hit ANYTHING that moves. Or doesn't move. Either way. Beggars can't be choosers afterall.

Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.

Duh... all the guys in here would hit ANYTHING that moves. Or doesn't move. Either way. Beggars can't be choosers afterall.

@39...I'll be damned a breathing living commie sympathizer, go to Castro's website you godless freak.

@47...As for you, read what the website is about, then shut the fuck up.

THIS SITE IS FOR BASHING ASSHOLES, if you're not in it for that GET. THE FUCK. OUT.

Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.

Duh... all the guys in here would hit ANYTHING that moves. Or doesn't move. Either way. Beggars can't be choosers afterall.

Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.

Duh... all the guys in here would hit ANYTHING that moves. Or doesn't move. Either way. Beggars can't be choosers afterall.

That's what I remember is this guy said you have to get them before 30. After that, the chicks get cellulite. There's nothing you can do because women are spoiled in the US and think they don't have to do anything like providing any oral favors and eating as much as they like.

In fact I hear a lot of guys complain, that they get married and the oral sex goes and then sex entirely. In the US, there are a bunch of monks walking around and no one knows it.

As for this chick, not a big shock. All these chicks are in the modeling biz which is notorious for lots of alcohol and drugs. Although they train themselves not to eat, they substitute the drugs and alcohol for food, which is of course no substitute for exercise or cock.

I think she actually thinks she is hot...and that the people in the fashion industry aren't all a bunch a fucking idiots, and that is frightening.

Thank god! Now I can stop beating myself up for having a little cellulite. I love you Karolina.

Jesus Christ Christina! Are you having a little trouble operating your keyboard?

I specially like the "uh you know you would tap that, or any guy here knows that they would hit that. blah blah blah ...excrement"

Well hate to break it to you but NO, I'm not in the market for anorexic drug users who look like shit without make-up, sorry, maybe it's just me.

LOL @ sheva. You are very misinformed.

now you guys see what i have to live with - she's a bitch and repeats herself mindlessly. if she didn't insist on ass-to-mouth every night ("just like Daddy used to do!") i'd break up with her.

Uh, sorry to break it to you but most women have cellulite. It's genetic. It doesn't matter how skinny or fit you are, (although muscle detracts from the amount of cellulite you seem to have). Anything editorial gets airbrushed to hell.

Karolina is still workin it!

I see school just got out.

I don't give a shit about cellulite, I just hate how this VS trannie-freaks are held up as superanything or as some bullshit standard.

Cellulite??? Whatever!
I couldn't hit that enough!!!

They should start a "Logan's Run" process for women. Women over the age of 35 must enter a "carousel" ceremony in which they get vaporized.

/me run away from all the cougars. Just kidding!! Honest!

Haha. Guess they haven't figured out how to make Photoshop work IRL yet.

@52 ... stop getting yourself in such a little hissy fit honey. I'm not a communist sympathizer, I just think its a little ridiculous to call anyone and everyone who comes from eastern europe a communist in 2007, when those countries haven't been communist for a long time ... It smacks of cold war paranoia and makes you sound a bit soft in the head.

42, all the dudes lost interest when you said you were 40. sorry!

sheva, i don't follow your train of thought. how did a post on cellulite suddenly turn into an american bashing free for all? it's literally impossible for every single woman in america to fall into the category you describe. i agree that a lot of women are prudes, but that goes for women in every country, not just america. there are always exceptions.

on another note - i too assumed that all women had cellulite, but i soon learned that wasn't the case. nearly every female has it, but there is a small percentage that don't. so.. once again, there are exceptions.

sheva, i don't follow your train of thought. how did a post on cellulite suddenly turn into an american bashing free for all? it's literally impossible for every single woman in america to fall into the category you describe. i agree that a lot of women are prudes, but that goes for women in every country, not just america. there are always exceptions.

on another note - i too assumed that all women had cellulite, but i soon learned that wasn't the case. nearly every female has it, but there is a small percentage that don't. so.. once again, there are exceptions.

two posts, my bad!

@68...don't call me out to hang your shit on me. YOU are the on defending this KNOWN communist.

Let the truth be known!!! That just goes to prove that most of those hot chics you see in magazines and in movies don't look anywhere near as perfect in real life. So there. Make sure all you women point that out to the men in your lives. That being said, what would be pretty funny is if this chic from Victoria's Secret (which isn't very popular anymore anyways) was prancing around town in her little shorts and thought she looked smoking hot, and didn't even realize that she had cottage cheese on her ass. I mean, it is on her ass so maybe she never saw it...until now :0

*one

commie bastard

Okay, more like the cottage cheese is on her thighs...but I'm sure if she has it on her thighs, its on her ass by now too, its a ripple effect. But I'll never understand how such skinny chics get cellulite either. All that being said, she has a nice shape but an ugly mug.

FUCK they all have cellulite. Cheesus. Pictures don't show all the details, so even if you're looking at Pap pictures and you don't see it it's still there. Check out ALL the pictures of Sharon Stone, in some pics she looks like she doesn't have any at all and in other pics you can see she has it pretty bad. ALSO it has nothing to do with being fat or skinny, although as always working out helps. Toning your body is always awesome and girls who are lean and fit always look better than girls who just starve or barf it up.

Supermodels are just like the hot girls you know in real life except they are super fucking tall.

FUCK they all have cellulite. Cheesus. Pictures don't show all the details, so even if you're looking at Pap pictures and you don't see it it's still there. Check out ALL the pictures of Sharon Stone, in some pics she looks like she doesn't have any at all and in other pics you can see she has it pretty bad. ALSO it has nothing to do with being fat or skinny, although as always working out helps. Toning your body is always awesome and girls who are lean and fit always look better than girls who just starve or barf it up.

Supermodels are just like the hot girls you know in real life except they are super fucking tall.

Cellulite has nothing to do with weight but with circulation!! I'm skinny and have some... my curvy friend doesn't on the contrary.

And, NO, nobody is perfect, even the gorgeous people...

I can't believe not everybody knows these things by now :-)

@73 "known communist"??! Don't be ridiculous. What exactly makes her a communist? You are just ranting now. Take your meds already.

@80...dude it was published on this very thread, by me, it's is now on the published for all the world to see. As well as your sympathy for Stalinism.

Just let it go, and thank god...oops you guys don't believe in that, well thank Lenin's cock we are not in the Fifties when we really dealt with you folks.

So, *exactly* what kind of freakshow jim carrey face is this broad making into the window in pic#1? Frankly, I find that more disturbing than the assfat.

This make me reminiscent for the days ten years ago when I could have bought 20 filthy minutes with her in a greasy, eastern bloc alleyway for 2 potatoes and a dead cat.

* it is now published on the internet...

sorry, dude, I'm just laughing too much, I' yankin' your chain.

she still a commie though

@81 you're not getting this yet are you ... I am not a communist. Karolina Kurkova is not a communist. Coming from the Czech Republic, a democratic republic by the way, does not make you a communist ... And I am not from the US honey, so whether we were living in the 50s or not, having some spurious reasons to believe I was a communist would not mean you could 'deal with me'

Alright, so she has cellulite... But I can't imagine what over half the women in the world wouldn't give to look like THAT.

Who cares about the cellulite? I'm more afraid of her evil Estella Warren alien mermaid face.

I love seeing models with wibbly wobbly legs and asses!! woot woot

Of course she's a communist. German are Nazi and American love slavery. Life is that simple.

I forgot. Before someone else say it : Canadian are french. Stereotypes, what a pain in the ass.

Part of it is the lighting.. but that doesn't mean it's not there. This makes me feel better about myself :D

Euro chicks usually have skinny, non-athletic legs. North American chicks always have better legs. Those pics do not surprise me at all.

Photoshop??? WTF? Next you'll be telling me Mariah Carey doesn't really have that smoking hot size 0 bod. Who knew?

With airbrushing you can make Madeline Albright look like this stupid model; unfortunately, you can’t airbrush in a brain.

ANDIE you lameass. even if you DON'T have cellulite.. which you do...you probably have copious amounts of back fat courtesy of those "huge boobs."
thus, shut up. women's bodies aren't supposed to be flawless, cellulite is normal, as is (a certain amount) of back fat..so before you reply denying that.. shut up shut up shut up

So many fucking repeating shit posts, so little time.
Hey Bern - how do I submit a "big breast photog of the day" to your blog? I don't see a "Contact me" link anywhere.

Psh. The guys saying "Eww she's so gross! Cellulite!" You could never even get a woman like that.

Yes, she is pretty, in demand, and we would all tap it. However, skinny/slender/thin does NOT equal fit/toned/in shape. This is a major flaw in our public's opinion. There's nothing worse than feeling up a gooey, “bad” soft, skinny, coulda-been a hottie. What a major letdown for Mr. Happy. I'd take firmness over thinness any day of the week. Nothing against her, but EVERY published picture, covers especially, are MAJORLY retouched.

@ 20 - of course Victoria's Secret models have more cellulite than other models - they have to have boobs and an ass!

And I don't think it's cellulite, just bad lighting.

Cellulite schmellulite, MOST women DO have it and it's likely/USUALLY genetic. For the few of you that don't have it, well, good for you -- you're the oddballs. Anyway, I just want to say that it's LOVELY too see it on supermodels and actresses and the like. Cause they're JUST like us. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All ladies have cellulite, dumbasses. It's not a matter of being fat or skinny, it just happens. Some people just have the moo-lah to hide it!

Hate to break it to you, but EVERY woman has cellulite to some extent.

I totally don't have cellulite but I weigh less than she does. Me >> Karolina yesssss

Totally agree with MadameO. Just because you don't see them doesn't mean there not there.

porker

"Most women have cellulite"

- said the fat lady at Subway.

"Most women have cellulite"

- said the fat lady at Subway.

those aren't cellulite you fucking idiot.

i think any man would be stupid to NOT do anything with her.

i don't see any presence of cellulite. really. where is it?

even if she does have it like you say.. i could care less. she's one of the most beautiful women in this world. if she came onto you and you didn't do anything with her b/c you claim she has cellulite.. i would seriously question your sexuality.

Also, I've noticed that if you gain muscle in your thighs, the cellulite lessens dramatically.

I always had a little bit in my thighs, and I started working out, and gained a lot of muscle. My cellulite is pretty much nonexistant now.

And also genetics. My friend is extremely curvy, maybe just a few pounds overweight, and has no cellulite. it sucks lol.

I remember reading somewhere that 90% of women have cellulite, or some crazy number like that.

Um, and Im not a fan of kurkova... Give me some alessandra ambrosia or adriana lima any day :)

The main pic of her made me go "Yes!" and smile. Is that wrong?

as i was reading this, a cottage cheese commercial came on TV. what a coincedence

90% of women have cellulite. I don't see why it's a big deal.

*gasp* A woman with cellulite, how shocking!

Cellulite is actually genetic, meaning if your mom has it, then most likely you'll eventually get it too. That is why some extremely thin girls have it. I know plenty of rail thin chicks who have it, some worse than others but it's something that some people can't help, even if they are a size zero.

Most women have cellulite. I thinjk it's really funny when girls come on here and type "I don;t have any cellulite" like we are gonna think they are hot now or something. No one really cares if someone has a little cellulite... but I can understand someone thinking sharon stones sagging ass is a bit gross.

Any chick on this post would "love" to be and look like this model. She's hot and exotic (for a blonde). Her salary exceeds any one of us posting here and she has unique physical features. Most American girls are plain and uninteresting. Any straight available guy on this post would be l-u-c-k-y to get her attention. Reality check please...she's hot!

#110- We get it... you want to come across as smokin' hot, but no one really care about your stats... muscular makeup... physical prowess... etc... YAWN...

next

Wow, what a fat cow!

I'd still fuck her in the ass and let her take a dump on my chest.

she isn't fat at all but she has cellulite. i must say even skinny models may have it. wrong food, lack of moves or ecology...whatever. BUT...i dont believe they have no money to cure it! it IS to cure! or probably they have no complexes about themselves...who knows

Not everyone woman has cellulite, but it's reassuring to see a gorgeous super-model having to put up with that slight annoyance that so many women face

SO YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE SHE'S A MODEL SHE WON'T HAVE CELLULITE??? HA! THEY ALL DO AND THEY ARE ALL PHOTOSHOPPED BEAUTIFULLY FOR EVERY MAN'S MASTURBATION PURPOSES...AND BESIDES THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MEN!

Those aren't photoshoped. She looks pretty much like a girl to me. Perhaps you wish all women were men. I dunno...maybe you're just angry because she's out of your league.

Oh and by the way... women by nature have a grater fat percentage due to their reproductive makeup...funny little thing called mother nature. If you don't like it perhaps you should stick to your twinks or bears...which ever you preffer. I'm guessing bears.

it's her flat ass that looks unflattering to me! WHY? do people wear shit like that, when they're ass doesn't look that good in that material!

BLAKE GOT ROBBED!JORDIN,SUCKS! I ALMOST KILLED MY T.V.!

She's still gorgeous though--wow

@29.Andie ,you said you are 40 and dont have cellulite but how could we sure you are a women?All women have it!(but men haven't)

As thin as she is, she might actually gain weight if she did any sort of weight training to tone up her legs. The only way to reduce the appearance of cellulite is to increase muscle mass, and those girls obviously are not interested in gaining muscle.

Wow, I didn't realize NOT having cellulite could bring out the hate so much. I am a woman. I have very muscular legs which might account for the lack of fat in them. LOL @ big breasts = back fat. That's a first.

Yeah it IS possible to be thin AND out of shape:

Mischa Barton, Charlize Theron, etc.

LOL remember Uma Thurmans nasty ass and tits? Karolina's celly is ten times better than that hos. Its obvy.

I love the shortz...

Ah, I get it. This site is obviously run by a sad, lonely, fat douche who's never been laid and has too much time on his hands. Due to the whole not going outside, meeting girls, and getting laid thing.

End result: You end up hating women.

actually not all women get cellulite when they get older, i stayed in asia for awhile and asian women rarely get cellulite...even the older ones, and they're usually genetically thin, met this thai girl and she eats like a horse but never gets fat. so my advice to you guys....go asian...their skin dsnt get red and blotchy when they get older. hahahaha!

I love paparazzi shots of models because a lot of the time they're totally unrecognizable without face & body makeup.

cellulite or not you'd tap that ass for bragging rights.
.Have and will have sex with her.. or my hand. whatever.

Any man on this site that does not look at the last pic and think WOW is full of sh!t.
She has a decent face, awesome legs and ass and great curves.

If there are some dimples in her legs in certain poses, so f--king what?

No woman is perfect.

But they are certainly better than your right hand or Fleshlight which is all most of you seem to get.

She is ugly, and in bad shape. Her pics in VS are airbrished. She needs some excercise. Her only redeaming quality is that she is tall and thin, and has a small straight nose.

Yeah and the available girls at the clubs and pubs are much, much better than her, right?

Wrong.

Not even in LA, where some of the girls are suppose to be the hottest in te US.
If you saw her in person, the last thing you would think is "ugly and out of shape."

Men criticize becuase they'll never have it.
Women criticize becuase they'll never be it.

Doesn't make it less fun to do, though.

yeah i have some cellulite too... it sucks, but with exercise and the right diet you can prevent it. most models are bulimic, anorexic, smoke, and also do not exercise, as another poster said.

and please don't argue this with me. i have been a model for many years. i know what the girls and women do to stay thin. they may say they don't, but as many as 80% of them do everything i mentioned and this is why they get cellulite. i would know, trust me.

ps... whoever said she is pretty is crazy. she is not pretty. at all.

#141
That's why the industry is a revolving door, no? Fresh faces and bods are needed as most of the old guard self-destructs and become "imperfect" or even so bad Photoshop can't save them from scrutiny.

Funny how so many South American models eat with gusto and keep their figures far longer than their US or Euro counterparts.

There is something to be said
for a lucky set of genes.

Also... pretty is subjective. Under the right lights and with good makeup and hair even a bow-wow can be a looker to some guys.

Yes, beauty is in the eye
of the beer holder.

Oops, I mean beholder. ;-)

Cellulite has only a bit to do with your body fat % or your muscle tone. The majority of the issue is genetics and the degree of protrusion of adipose cells into the innermost layer of skin. So there can be overweight women with no cellulite, but underweight women with cottage cheese asses! It's unfortunate.
But Angela is right about a healthy lifestyle helping.

all women have cellulite-- ladies claiming otherwise think so simply cause they don't have eyes behind their backs to catch the prudes blinking once in every while. and I don't mean while they're walking !! Now it might not be altogether visible but female body is prone to cellulite and likely to show at later age what's been underneath for a while. stomach and upper arms are perfect hiding places for the kind that that doesn't show itself easily on the surface of skin, but it's there.

kurkova's one awesome looking gal I think- with or without the cellulites. But highly likely that her professional pics we see on magazines or billboards are what's been airbrushed. light and angles of candid photos often turn brutally honest.

she still looks hot

Oh My God! Cellulite! FFS, some of you are probably cows yourself!

Andie, shut up you liar. just the fact that you keep on CLAIMING you dont have cellulite and you are 40 is BS. You are not impressing anyone. You f'n have it like everyone else,so shut up or go model for VS if your body is so perfect. Go get two mirrors and look in back, honey, you got it. You may not of had it when you were 10 or 11, but you got it now.
But of course, you are a freak of nature in your narcissistic mind.

So here's the deal. I've thought about this. Anytime a girl has any bit of an ass, which as you should know is fat, she is bound to have some cellulite. The only girls I've come across who have no cellulite have absolutely no ass and gain their weight elsewhere, take for example Penelope Cruz. So guys, you can have a girl w/ no ass and no cellulite, or a girl w/ a nice butt and a little cellulite to go along w/ it. This is probably Angie's problem, no ass. If you deny that too, you are just a freak of nature like Jessica Alba, or you are lying. My guess is lying. I have a BMI of 17 and work out and eat very healthy, I'm underweight, but I have some cellulite, but I also have a butt, and I like having a butt and would never choose anything else.