May 16 2007Jodie Marsh has great ideas for shirts

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This is her way of trying to prove she's a girl. One look at her face and you'd think she's a drag queen.

Her boobs look insanely wonky in this 'shirt'

its like they are trying to escape... like any man should do if they get roped into going on the show....

Who is this unattractive and skanky person? And why do I have to fill out a W2 form every time I want to post a comment here now?

did she use homer simpson's makeup shotgun?

Honestly thought it read "Totally Jodie Marsh: Who Takes it Up the Arse."

Legwarmers? What a mess!

are you saying that its a she??? i thought she wasjust a man trying to be a woman.. trying really really hard..

Don't love me for fun girl, let me be the one girl.
Love me for a reason, let the reason be love.

I wonder if it comes in black for those more elegant affairs. Like funerals.

That Jodie Marsh dude needs to get Queer-Eyed.

Wow...

England, what happened? You used to be the modest, unassuming, stiff upper lip country that had some, well, to use Superfish's word, dignity. Now you're a skanky attention whore just like US. I liked the old England better. You need a rage virus for reals.

K, I'm kidding, but kinda not. At least somebody over there please engineer a virus that causes English women's bodies to reject fake boobs, fake tans and hair extensions. That should take care of some of the worst offenders.

who the fuck is this nasty bitch?

Its amazing how marvellous is the fashion american way of dress, i thought john galiano is the worst person dressed in the world but now i see that in north america everythinh is possible, anyelse i fart in your president face..

I like a good skank, but somethin' ain't right with this...

Who is this bimbo? she looks like a used up manly porn queen. Which I guess is why I thought I read the same thing as #6 honeycomb ...Honestly thought it read "Totally Jodie Marsh: Who Takes it Up the Arse."
Oh, and love the rat's nest hair. Classy w/ taste! wow

england laughs at her/ignores her - don't blame this repulsive catastrophe on us.

Who is the old woman? She looks like she could be Kim Catrell's mother. Doesn't MTV usually do reality shows about teenagers, not aging UK skanks?

Hard to believe she's still single.

Man...this is gonna make I Love New York look like Charles & Diana's wedding.

(Too soon?)

-sam

lol "take her up the aisle" doesn't sound right

Hey, when did Robert Plant get boobs?

Ouch. My nipples are sore just from looking at that god-awful contraption...

omg. theyre basing a *whole* show on someone *getting* to marry *her*?!?!?!?!?!

im sorry, but that's just gross.

I think a tasteful crossed white leather bandolier just screams fashion. I look forward to Posh Spice wearing one soon.

Britain outsluts America yet again!

Dude looks like a lady.

Hey Fish,

Why is the fucking Monopoly Man always your epitome of class? You know what else is classy? The iron. That, and the shoe. Pure class.

that had a show much like this in australia like 2 years ago, hah it was so bad and got cancelled after two episodes

Speaking of Posh Spice---
This girl looks like she's ready for Spice World the Porno.

And don't be knocking the monopoly man's class! That guy took me out to dinner-- didn't even try to feel me up. Alll class.

Lop-sided fake boobs and a Michael Jackson-esque nose DOES NOT make her attractive.

The monopoly man? Class? No wonder this site's in trouble.

I like her, she has a food fashion sense.

I used to have a similar outfit. Of course it was a while ago.
The sixth grade, as a school patrol. ( The chicks used to love the uniform)
(I still can't sign in to TypeKey. Who runs it ? The NWO ?)

Yuck - you'd have to be crazy to want to marry that. She just looks like a dude who went and got a boob job, threw on a blonde wig, tons of makeup and some skanky arse clothes.

GROSS GROSS GROSS!

I think the bigger story here is that it looks like Ryan Reynolds had a sex change and raided Christina Aguilera's old wardrobe.

DISGUSTING!!!!!!!

In response to Superfish, anyone would go for the Monopoly man over her.

Isn't that the most pathetic thing - in a truly sad not scornful way.

If you have ever listened to this girl you would know she is a girl with a big heart and is totally happy and confident with herself. fair play. Got your dress ready Jodie ? I would *wink wink*

She needs to work out a bit... she looks a bit flabby.

her bellybutton has an eyelid. it feels like it's going to wink at me :[

What. the. hell.

And are we going to have to start giving blood and tissue samples before posting next? WTF???

Love Marcos' semi-incoherent foreign rambling at post #14...read the article, moron, she's not American. Stupid polack.

Cmon Jodie save something for the wedding night...

shouldn't be dull unless she starts computing algorithms

I don't know who she is, but she needs some self-respect.

She looks disgusting. She should feel humilated for looking like that.

i can't wait to see who crawls out of the woodwork to compete for the "privilege" of "marrying" this "woman"

if you look closely at her eyes in the enlarged shots, I don't think she even knows what the fuck is happening (or is just becoming aware & is horrified)

Um...I think that's a man. If that's a woman, where are her hips, and why does she look like a man?

Is this woman fucking high or something? Look at her eyes in the first picture. I am surprised she can still manage to smile if that's what you can call that macabre grimace.

Is the picture fucked up or is that a weird looking nose? Whatever i'd fuck her.

typical white trash whore

"Totally Jodie Marsh: Who'll Take Her Up The...Aissllee" ?
Oh. ok...nevermind...misread there for a sec.
Pass the Fish & Chips.

why would a man want to take another man down the aisle????

#34 Binky, You have said too much, now we must silence you. You knew this was coming.

To quote Vice, She's looking for a guy who's horny, lazy, and has no imagination.

#55 Shit the Druids are after me now.
I thought the tax department was bad enough. Why can't you Druids just dance around Stonehenge, whack off, and call it a day. (Or perhaps I have misinterpreted the subtle nuances of the sect?)
And don't blame me - I'm just a messenger. (Or was that the crappy Costner movie ? Whatever. Dramatic effect was never my forte)

HEY MS. MARSH MY MOM WAS AN MARSH SO WERE YALL FROM GA.

Haha, could she look anymore desperate? How amazingly slutty.

And in other news:
-Melinda voted off: Well. G W Bush was voted in twice, so let's not get too upset. (Ok, maybe once)
- Ron Paul wins Republican debate according to internet, C-Span, and Fox-News polls, but this isn't mentioned in the MSM - he's not even 'clipped' on Jon Stewart : Well. If it doesn't quack at all - it's not a duck.
Please keep comments relevant to the posts:
Well. When I was in King's Cross Sydney (OZ) the 'friendly women' on the streets said:"Wanna go?" Now, according to the pic, they say "Will you marry me?"
Welcome to the 21st Century.

the guy's first competition should be designing an outfit that DOESN'T make me want to vomit.

Vomits all over her skanky face.

Damn... She is nasty... Cause I'd Tap That In a Heart Beat.

She would make "bank" at any strip joint in this country and she could dress just like that.

Lover her, f the wedding baby, i wanna do her now!

my 3 year old daughter says "mummy, she has a pretty skirt, pretty shoes and a pretty belt!" hahaha

Well. Ok.
I must admit, she's sort of cute, in a 'must be a good cook' sort of way.
{Link is for the good Druids - scroll down to 'I got one in too' for info and for later preparations call in a good wedding planner etc, for the next solstice/Armageddon bash. (Watch out for the Koolaid)}

The leg warmers are popular among strippers in the strip clubs now. I think there gross so I stay away from them. I'm sure the guys don't think much of 'em either. It's like these chicks are dressing to impress EACH OTHER and not guys. Another example is the stupid, big bug eye sun glasses hollywood lamo chicks are wearing. How unsexy! Ya gotta give it to Pammy and Carmen and the rest like them. They dress sexy for the guys unlike that dork from the hills Conrad or other. I died when I saw her emulating that toothpick Nicole Richie with those stupid sun glasses@

Public at LARGE : So #34 How'd it really go with the chicks and the Jodie uniform ?
Binky : Well. It wasn't perhaps as exciting as you may have imagined, as we were all a few years from puberty.
(But the orange fluorescent they made you wear were always handy for late night Halloween purge of the neighborhood)
Oopps - this might not be relevant to the post. See my PR manager - Elliot Mintz.

She's not English. Nope, definitely not. Errmm. Ukranian, that's it, yes, Ukranian. Or Canadian. Not English anyway.

Fucking embarrassing, that's wot it is.

Roger Daltrey in Tommy.

Guys - the reason for the leg warmers and the wrist warmers for that matter is that this skank has a habit of moving her one night stands into her house after the first night, announcing their engagement within a week and getting their names tattooed in promininent places on her body. Then they dump her a week later when they realise that she is shit in the sack an alcoholic and a needy stalker.

From the Halls of Montezuma
To the Shores of Tripoli;
We will fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
of United States Marine.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in ev'ry clime and place
Where we could take a gun;
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job--
The United States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve;
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.

OMG=she does look like Led Zepplin with boobz..

That is disgusting. Who ever attends the casting call should be shot.

catman&scotlandyard:
England can get fucked
and kiss my ass.......

Thankfully I left the UK just before this skank made it big. All she ever wears is belts, and most of the time it's less around the bottom half. For Jodie, this is overdressed. Don't the funbags look just divine being sliced in two?

I feel like hatching some crazy scheme whereby all these wastes of space, (Paris, Jordan, Posh,TomKat) are all invited to a Hot Celebrity Cruise and "Oops, what Iceberg? And the phones are out? Dang!"

Unbelievably shes fake everything else (tan/hair/common) but those tits are real. Why is this crap appearing on here though British tarts are not decent gossip.

She looks retarded.

I'd suck her cock. Yummy.

I really doubt this 'top' would look good on any girl...

Oh my god she's so disgusting! I could never figure out how on earth this girl (and I use the term ver very loosely) can be a glamour model! And her personality is worse than her looks if you can even imagine. Plus, she's so stupid and vain she's had all of her own teeth removed to putin those white things which just emphasises her orange complexion even more...yuck!

Shouldn't this show be called "Fear Factor"?

Aren't women usually trying to make their boobs look bigger?hmm.. Hers look squished. I don't know many men that think that is hot, but I am sure some will enough to be on her show! LOL... I could go on forever with her. She is great to make fun of. I am thrilled she is not from America. See sluts exist in every country!

Totally,,,Iwouls so lick her
am i 2 yung 4 a licquor license?

I think I caught a disease just looking at her pic. Somebody give me shot, quick.

oh good, a new one. Because I was getting so bored with Posh and those katie& peter people. jeesus christ england, we get it, youre pissed over the madonna and the paltrow thing but for fuck sakes, you have gwen stefani, stop sending over your used up
b-listers.

Aye Caramba! I don't need my morning coffee now!!

This skank is toe up! If I had to wake up every morning and see that mess in the mirror's reflection, I'd be high and drunk 24/7. Oh wait....

..."Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle" is that what the kids are calling it these day's? Subtle.

now this chick looks enough like
a guy, so I would fuck his brains
out and move to Europe to live with
him.

#82= is not me ,fucker

#88=your a sick motherfucker.

THAT BITCH IS NASTY AS HELL

I can't even begin to imagine why any woman would want to do that to their chest, mine hurts just looking at it. Is this an actually "REAL" woman or is it a tranny? Seriously, I don't know, I want to know but I really can't tell. And what is wrong with his/her nose? Is that on purpose?

Believe it or not this is what she looks like AFTER plastic surgery! (And yes she has had a nose job)

Too small nipples for such a big boobs.... looks like a tranny looking for some love

Who the hell is this skank? *pukes in trashcan next to desk*

Gives the phrase "cross your heart" new meaning :')

She ate the groom and now she has his waste! *chuckle*

At first I thought this was a picture of a drugged-up Joss Stone. Never heard of this model. Wow she's only 29? She looks at least 10 years older than that.

I think that's... look at the nose... oh my God... it's Michael Jackson with boobs. Ick.

OUCH! Those squished boobs look like they hurt!

ya'll are ridiculous losers!

please nobody think that all us brit girls dress like this! if i ever see her im going to punch her in the face for offending my eyes so much. i hate this cunt.

She (he?) looks like she likes guys to piss on her. If you guys don't, I will.

Isn't this the same "shirt" she was wearing three years ago at some celebrity bash?!? classy!!! (check out superficial archives May 30-June 5,2004)

Another classy hooker.

worst nose job since Michael Jacksons

has out trashed Jordan, well done

pity shes so fat

I just vomited through my tear ducts.

This is nothing, look at this:

http://www.celebritycrunch.com/art/jodie-marsh-nipples.jpg

@#53: Yes, I read it that way too, LOL! "Who'll take her Up The A.$.$?" Oh, man! Assuming you can tell its face from its A.$.$ that is..

i wear belts for shirts all the time!!

http://www.celebritycrunch.com/art/jodie-marsh-nipples.jpg

Woot. England has their own Anna Nicole Smith! Since our reining vacuous-wears-inappropriate-clothes-and-looks-terrible-doing-so queen died someone has to pick up the slack!

#109 oh my god, that photo needs to come with a warning. She looks way more deflated here

England should be totally ashamed of this I know that the rest of the world should be subjected to our skanky "celebs". She is just one that wont go away and nobody knows why she is in all the magazines with belts covering her wonky boobs. Men seem to love her because she is such a blatant orange whore. She makes me cringe!!

wow who is that monster!!!!!!???????????is this even human???it's hard to believe that someone even wants to take photos of that freaking bitch.for fuck sake please stop putting picture like these if you don't want us to get sick or worse..die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha ha ha! who is that bitchy warrior. Is that for the promotion of a new Zelda (Porn Version). Who is that girl? I already hate her....She's more Awful than Ingrid Chauvin!

youve already written a story on this in june of 2004.

i swear shes wearing the same shirt.

ps. its called a brush.

TRUST ME GUYS...THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS TO WATCH..I LOVE HOW ALL THE UGLY BITCHES WALK AROUND THINKING THEIR HOT STUFF...AND WHATS UP WITH HER NOSE??? I GUESS SUMONE NEEDS TO FILL IN THE SPOTLIGHT IN ENGLAND WITH SKANKY VICTORIA AND JORDAN INVADING THE U.S!

U lot r bre fukin sad i mean comon

She is fit...

and secondly y bother slag her off

u lot dont hv da guts 2 try modeling

she use 2 gt bullied and u lot

r just as fukin bad

so dont go runnin ur mouth bout her

at least she does sumin rather dan jacking off on ur p.c's all night long

u Fucking wastemen...