May 8 2007Jessica Simpson shows off her cleavage again

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Yikes !

painted up like a Dutch whore.

I always feel soiled after seeing her smarmy mug smiling smarmily. Do they make disinfectant for eyes?

didn't she used to have nostrils?

Is she trying to look more like Nick's current squeeze? Why on earth is she going for the fake tan look?

Screw the cleavage - I'd like to lift up her dress in the last picture and slip it in her tail.

I can't get over how revolting that third one is. I made the mistake of looking at it full size. Vomitatious. It also looks like her teeth were drawn on.

I'd still like to have her for a couple of evenings. I could die a happy man.

Her smile... Can get it out of my head...

Put it away bimbo! Seriously, this is all she has left to offer. Desperation is all it says. It is never in fashion to have such inflated breasts on display.

That is not Jessica Simpson, it's a fembot, clearly.

Jay-Z called. He wants his lips back.

In that top pic, she looks like Jessica Rabbit.

Oh, give me a break, that's PHOTOSHOPPED. Someone applied the "bloat" filter and got a wrist cramp or something and forgot to let go of the mouse. The one on the right looks like Michael Stipe's HEAD.

I never thought I'd say this about big tits, but... that's just disgusting.

Somewhere Joe Simpson is getting off to these pics...

Dress is nice though. Very 70'S Halston. Would have look better on a Cate Blanchett or young actress. Jessica Simpson's short, top-heavy figure distorts and cheapens it.

If she keeps this fake crap going, she will look like "Cat Woman" in five years.

Sorry fellas, but i'd hit it like I was rentin' it! BOO YAH!!!

Mmmmmm-mantastic! I wish all the trannies looked this good!

Now this is what I have been waiting for.
This and pOnk getting gored anally by a enraged rhinoceros.

Her new Pam Anderson-inspired boobs are not pretty.

ayayay! WTF?

When was the last time she did anything that would explain her still being famous?

Except for the orange hue around her, she looks doable.

This was at the MET? Is she that clueless? Anna Wintour and all those girls hate big boobs and affected sultriness. She must have been a laughing stock. How she even got invited to the MET Costume Institute gala is beyond me.

Buying new boobs is like buying a new car. You have to take them out and show them off.

I'll be that's Joe Simpson trying to lift up her dress in that last pic.

She started looking pretty elegant until she let some random guy feel up her ass in that last picture. Any sensible person would have picked up their own dress.

There's no stopping that fat hillbilly in her now!

Her entire existence is nothing but a life support system for those outrageous nice cans!

Look at the horse face and horse teeth in this shot!

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/05/jessica-simpson-costume-institute-03.jpg

I love the brown hair, but she is SOOOOOOOOO into herself, it's like go in public with just a tee and messed up hair and no lipstick once and awhile. Can we say boob job and boob tape? LOL

Can she be any uglier!
Thats just nasty...(threw up a lil in my mouth)

And I'm looking again.

Oh.......want to touch the boobies..........

Jessica Simpson has never looked pretty to me - it's the combination of strong jaw-line, big-ass nose, weird caveman eyes and puffy duck-lips.. you can't put all that together and come out with attractive!

She'd make a great looking guy though.

And those boobs are just ridiculous. Looking for attention? Naah.

Here is video of this same scene (including the guy lifting up her dress) - what's funny is she walks into the wrong limo, and the driver boots her ass out!

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=823380423

boobies...that's all we get from her!

If her intellectual power rested on her chest, she'd be the next Nobel Prize winner.

Up close she's starting to look more and more like a guy... and those boobs have been looking a bit too, shall we say, sculpted lately. Hmmmmm... Joe Simpson like boys? Who knew?

OMG she totally ruined her mouth. It´s so gross. She should wear softer colors in that trout prout of hers, maybe it´ll help... oh wait, no it wouldn´t.

She´s a mess... it´s just disgusting.

She is the new Anna Nicole.

one... i thought she said she stopped with the lip injections because "it took away from her natural beauty."

two...judging by pic #3 she's gone WAY overboard. she looks hideous, but then again I guess you have to do something when your own sister starts to turn into you...

Wait. Didn't I see this chick in that movie with the cartoon rabbit that got framed for murder?

HAHAHA. I see that Holly and I share a brain. Cool.

what in hell is going on in pic 3? i am going to need intense therapy after seeing that close up.

And to think I used to like her for her brain.

@#43, maybe yeah, but not start turning yourself into a man. She looks like a trasvesti.

that video is hilarious! she walks really weird though & seems perpetually confused.

she looks like one of those nasty body builders

and someone needs to teach her how to put on lipstick-- check out 3rd pic in first row.. YUCK

someone remind her she's not jessica rabbit.. she's a simpson..

ewie... i dont like this tanorexia look

What is with the BROWN body make-up? s she working on anything lately? All her dignity that she ever managed to earn IS GONE.

Who thought K-Fed was going to end up being the good parent and who new that Nick Lachey woiuld evolve in to a self-respecting guy?

That's not Jessica Simpson, that's Jessica Rabbit.

Why are her armpits blackish? That 3rd pic is truly going to give me nightmares. =/ I don't feel so good.

She's looking more and more like a porn star these days. I can't stop staring at her boobs!

she's gonna go to rehab in like 2 weeks (she's starting to morph into Anna Nicole)

What are you all being so hard on her? It's a *costume*. Duh. The invitation said, *MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala.*

"Hey, is this chicken or tuna? No, really."

She look like one of those wax figure you would see that the wax museum.

@38 What else would you want from her?

Man this is so desperate it's embarassing.

im starting to get this tingling sensation in my pants. i mean...it first starts out as kinda ticklish then it gets a little stiffer and im trying to contain it, but the only thing i CAN do is rub and tug at it until it stops...in other words, i'd do her

...but then again, i'd do anything so...yea, that's just me being the superman.

god i wanna touch her boobs.

too tan...check
teeth too white...check
crazy look in eyes...check
ugly ass tits on display...check

let's see..what is missing?

Papa Joe in the background jacking off and that would complete these pictures!

Ok no really... the fourth picture? (Third, in the first row of pics)...

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fucked. up.

I agree with everyone who is slamming the fake bake or mexican makeup or whatever it is these freaky celebs are doing to themselves. Why can't everyone be pasty and happy like me?

oh shit! a total desperate lady right there. she knows the only thing left she has to be considered sexy are her boobs, she has to show them off completely (man! I'd never seen a chick show off her boobs like that unless it was a porn star, a stripper or a hooker) to get a little attention, because she can't get any if she doesn't. sad. does she have any dignity left? next she'll be flashing her vagina to be able to get a little attention. ugh, she's turned into such a cow. and man, she's looking tranny tranny. picture 3 - scary shit! so yeah jess, keep showing off your boobs in a hooker kinda way, because that's the only thing you have going for you.

Her dad must have jerked himself off hard after seeing those pics, sick puppy.

those are real. i've seen her in pictures where she's not wearing a bra, & her boobs are normal, natural, & BIG.

the only reason they look fake is because that dress is crushing them to her sternum.

@64 I think she is dating George Hamilton

Looks like her make upwas done by a pissed off woman hating mortician.

seriously, if I didn't know that was Jessica Simpson and I saw those pictures, I'd think it's some tranny porn star walking on the red carpet of a tranny porn convention, LMAO, seriously.

#56 Massgrrl, you dumb bitch wrotem "What are you all being so hard on her? It's a *costume*. Duh. The invitation said, *MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala.*"

HAHA, it's not a costume party. It's an annual party for the fashion insiders at the Costume Institute.

With the looks of Cate Blanchett still printed on my retina i've to say Jessica simpson doesn't look that bad.But also not that hot.

she looks dirty

imran karim

#33 agreed.
She always looks so over done. I remember from her show on mtv, she always looked good when she was just casual.

She looks like Jessica Rabbit from that Disney movie "Who killed Roger Rabbit?"...Just my opinion.

BOOBIES!!!!!!

Superfish, your comments have really gotten lame. Its to the point where I come on the comments thread first to actually be able to produce a somewhat snicker or chuckle. That Sherlock holmes bit was beyond painful to read.

Jessica: "I give head."
Ashlee: "So what - I do, too."
Jessica: "But Daddy says I'm better."

Lucky bastard in picture 16. He got himself a nice feel of her ass. I wonder if he got a reach around and copped a feel of her tits?

She is really jumping right in to fill the enormous blobular void left by Anna Nicole isn't she....

2 years and she is selling TrimSpa.... Any takers?

She looks great with tan skin, I wish she could get even darker, it makes her look so healthy

why did they bump this stupid post back to the top? I think the Cate Blanchet story came in after, and is much more interesting of a post....they just did Jessica boob posts yesterday

@82 What would you rather look at. Cate looks like she just walk out of the Hunted Mansion at Disneyland or Jessica and her big boobs? Granted both are useless, but if I had to pick one it would be the boobs over scary mary any day.

Also Cate looks like she could be the Olsen twins grand mother

I'll take the Trimspa bet... she really is very Ana Nicole-ish in these pics, she just doesn't look wasted. Yet.

Real or not, flattened boobs are not particularly flattering. The cut of the dress is wrong, although I guess if your goal is to show off yer tay-tas as much as possible without getting arrested, then it works.

And yeah, Jessica, stop with the fake tan. It's gross.

Go Fug Yourself has this up, too. When bad dresses happen to dumb people...

Who's the old guy with his old man hands all over her?

I dont see anything wrong with her cleavage, let it all hang out. So long as she keeps her mouth shut.

I still want to give her that pearl necklace. :)

~~#56 Massgrrl, you dumb bitch wrotem "What are you all being so hard on her? It's a *costume*. Duh. The invitation said, *MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala.*"

HAHA, it's not a costume party. It's an annual party for the fashion insiders at the Costume Institute.~~

@71: No shit. Not much of a sense of humor, that ck.

i never realized how tough it is to type with 1 hand.

I almost forgot to give props to #4:

I always feel soiled after seeing her smarmy mug smiling smarmily. Do they make disinfectant for eyes?

Hee hee... that's hot...

First of all, this 'hot chick' is fucking disgusting.

Second of all, her tits look like muscles.

Third of all, she's wearing a dress, that's it, nothing exciting.

Look at the tits on that monkey!

lmao I forgot about fucking "Hecubus". Thanks, #90.

Anyway, I'm disappointed this is all we have to make fun of so far today.

She's gone to the scary place... the "I have nothing to offer the world except for my covered breasts"

If she was a porn star, these pictures might be a little more exciting.

I paint those tits pearl white!

I like that dress, i don't care what anyone says.

GODDAMN, those are HUGE! Someone needs to name a melon hybrid after this bitch.

GODDAMN, those are HUGE! Someone needs to name a melon hybrid after this bitch.

-- Jess.
Hey, look at me. I'm dumb as shit but I have big tits!

I like that dress, i don't care what anyone says.

kyra, please come lick my pussy. Did you know 'douche' is a French word?

Wow. Whats Joe charge for her services?

I used to think there was something to this woman. Now its really sad. And Mr Mayer loves her for her brains no doubt....she is a caricature of a human being these days

Despite all of her faults, this chick once again proves that boobs are still awesome and that they make everything better ... too bad I don't have any to show to my probation officer ...

Mia - that sounds like fun. Can I lick it too?

Geez, we need more men leaving comments on here.
1. She finally realized that the only thing shes good for is her nice thick tits and ass

2. Otherwise shes useless, ask Nick, he married her so he could hit it, got sick of her, now hes banging half the world

3. Shes hot as balls, I would tie her to a bed and screw her for a week. Whenever she opened her mouth Id yelled "Speak when spoken to!" and shove my dick in her mouth

Douche is a French word meaning pOnk.

Or maybe it's just synonymous with pOnk.

She's gorgeous! And the dress is gorgeous. All you haters are just jealous 'coz you're ugly! I love her dress, I wonder where I can get a knock-off of that, I'd love to wear that that dress - maybe at knee length and not that long.

Hate the fake tan and she still looks fat

Is there any particular reason she's trying to look like Jessica Rabbit?

Reynolds Aluminum called, they want their tin foil back.

#104 lol!

I'd tie her to the bed and just stand at the foot of it wearing a dirty canvas hood staring silently at her about an hour. That would definitely blow her gourd! Then I'd leave and pick up some cheap Chinese food.

Where's John Mayer when you need it ...

Alright, a pair of papa Joe tits, nice rack. But what the hell is on her face? She looks old...dirty...and that stupid pout, yuck!

There's a pretty obvious line between classy and trashy. She crossed that line long ago and it looks like she's never going back! I mean really, there's a way to show off the tatas and look hot without having them hanging out or crammed into a top that is way too small! No class, so sad. And don't give me any crap about "costume this and that"...she looks like a clown every day.

*gasp*
there is another pam anderson in the world!!

damn!! that hoe wanted to squirt everybody down..know what I'm sayin'..kapow..aw yeahh

PARIS BEHIND BARS!

EVERYONE PLEASE GO TO THE LINK PROVIDED BY boudicca AND SIGN THE PETITION TO PUT PARIS AWAY.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Parisbehindbars/index.html

Case solved.

She's Black.

Nice teeth. That reminds me, I need more chicklets. And wax lips.

She's gradually making the transition into porn. Actually it isn't really gradual but you get the idea.

Making that ugly face (although she can't help it since that's her "good" face) doesn't make your lips look big. Not that anyone is staring at her face directly for fear of sudden onset of punching themselves in the face. It's funny how she got fat and her sister got a new face and lost weight. Oh how the tables turn in the race for ugliest and most untalented sibling.

Somebody's flaunting a boob job. Yawn.

She looks so damn cheap! She don't need to showcase her cleavage like that! All she needs to do is wear a simple sexy dress, and that's it! So damn cheap! She dressed better when she was with Nick lachey!

She has gone from annoying, but doable, to scarily zooming into freakishly hideous territory, like real quick. No longer doable, i feel that if doing were attempted, whatever inner gassiousness that is inflating her booblings and "lips" would create a hindenberg-like catastrophy. Is this chicken or fish?

I sure hope impressionable young girls don't see these images. If they did, their perception of beauty and what it means to be an attractive adult woman means that they need to look like a coked-up Mexican transsexual prostitute with Herpes Simplex A.

Jessica Simpson is sooooooooo 2003. Next!!

HaHaHaHa - Guessing she doesn't realize that dressing like a skank lately (trying to get attention)..lets the public see it ALL. Even revealing the obvious shape ie: bulging (proper term - ballooning) of her "implants". REAL breast tissue doesnt take on a disc shape when pressed (also view pics of her "TIT Show"..all Pressed up against Mario Lopez (bet the pervert enjoyed it) at her PussyCat Doll "Wannabe" showing. You can actually see the circular shape of the implants when her flesh is compressed. She should've ended her plastic surgery with the augmentation. Those injected LiPs..just look FAKE..FAKE..FAKE. But then again..were talking about a Simpson here..lol. Whats next..?? A beak job like her heinous sis Ashlee..?

GOD DAMN SHE LOOKS CHEAP, and her sister sucks donkey-balls. Maybe they should do a how-down together.

Is that Jessica Simpson or Sandra Bernhard? God did she get ugly. Get rid of the dark hair. She looks as bad in it as Cameron Diaz. Did they both decide to get ugly together?

Finally some tits that look halfway decent.

Well... I think the dress is really pretty.

All I have to say is WOW. She looks much better with dark hair. It goes more with her brown eyes and features. She does look like Jessica Rabbit! Since Rita Hayworth, there really hasn't been another really voluptuous brunette. If she stays this way it will be history.

shez starting to look like Martyz mom on Back to the Future II. ,when his mom married Biff and he made her get fake boobs...

That's a big chick. She's stacked like a brick shit house. Too bad she appears to be a mentally challenged mouth breather.

What will she do next?
she hasn't done anything
except parade those puppies
around..

More props:

111. Posted by sharpei dude on May 8, 2007 3:40 PM
I'd tie her to the bed and just stand at the foot of it wearing a dirty canvas hood staring silently at her about an hour. That would definitely blow her gourd! Then I'd leave and pick up some cheap Chinese food.

Laughed my ass off at this one.

Maybe my imagination, but she's trying a little too hard to tell the world: "I'm over Nic! I'm over Nic! Didn't I tell you I was over Nic?"

@21...we all look like that :-)

What's a "pearl necklace"? (as in... "I'd give her a pearl necklace...) Context is purely sexual, I assume...

urban dictionary it.

Now starting at right defensive end for the New York Giants: Jessica "big cannons" Simpson.

Its JESSICA RABBIT.

You all better be either women or gay 'cause she (tits) looks amazing.

Bag over the head...Then any day.

Jessica puts the "cheese" in "cheesecake"... cheesy facial expression (trying too hard to look pouty and alluring); cheesy tits (a case of "too much of a good thing); cheesy poses (what looked good in her bedroom mirror when she was 13 years old does not play well now); cheesy couture (obvioulsy chosen for glam effect but is not true glam); cheesy makeup (send your makeup person Back to Kelly Girl Temps, Jess).

I think she's a basically beautiful girl but what she lets her people do to try to create a certain image is just sad -- papa Joe's shadow is all over it, too.

that bitch makes me sick she is absolutely AWFUL she deserves to go in jail with paris because she is a complete slut.she shouldn t be allowed to walk in the street and she is completely fake i hate her we are going to be blind with her boobs

her face looks terrible with all the make up and fake and bake...but those titties look delicious...she needs to do playboy soon.