May 7 2007Jessica Simpson shows off her boobs

First

Hey I finally made it....
Do I win a prize or something...
No DUI's Please

I thought JRZMommy would be the first one to post and look at the boobs. She seems to like the under parts of celebrities!!!
Old perv.

she looks like werewolf/vampire mix in the first picture...

werepire.

You win a foot to the ass. Bend over, dear

haaaa I'm loving her hair here!

New rule. No more saying 'Jessica Simpson shows off her boobs' until her tits are flopping out of her top and she playing with her nipples...

I like her better as a blonde ditz...
The brown hair doesn't say ditz enough...know what I mean?

Please observe the tan cracks between her breasts. Discuss.

Dude what the shit. I always knew she had an ass-chin and kinda freaky eyeballs sometimes, but what the frig is going on with this bitch. She's got a bizarro little budgie-beak nose, and her skin is suddenly three hundred times darker than it has ever been in her entire career.

I'm pretty sure that if you even so much as sneezed on Jessica , every inch of her would turn milk carton white and half of her face would fall off.

The boobs would stay but instead of looking like abnormal oranges, they'd look like abnormal onions.

ATTENTION: If you find Joe Simpson, please tell him to take his hands out of his pants and to stop looking at his daughter's marvelous rack! Please, it's important.

This bitch is really getting into the "I live in a cave" look.

You can't keep those suckers covered up.

I'm guessing the cracks between her boobies is caused by chafting. And by chafting I mean a certain something rubbing in between the suckers. And by a certain something I mean a "little" something.

man and to think she was just a stupid blonde. i guess she showed those tabloids didn't she? she's not blonde anymore...

To get into the spirit of Cinco de Mayo she apparently became mexican.

hmm...i have one thing and only one to say...milk.

I don´t know if it´s the creepy eyes, or that disgusting swolen mouth of hers, but she looks terrible. Rather than being hot it´s scary.

Wish I had those boobs though :-p

i thought she had a hair stylist? what in hell is going on with her hair?!!

the rest of her is just too confusing to try annd sort out.

I wish I had those boobs too.

I would keep them in a nice velvet lined box with a titanium lock. And I would only take them out to play with them late at night or when nobody else was home.

I hid her face with my finger and I was like.. Oh my god! It's Mariah Carey!
Xcept.. she's a little clothed for Mariah

17: but is she a mexican or a mexican't?

shes got to use the only thing the lord gave her....

#23 i bet it's both

#21 you´re hilarious. LOL.

BTW, she´s just another example of when bad plastic surgery happens to pretty girls.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006753.html

Shame.

don't people generally have necks?

horrible make-up, and as always she looks like Ricky Martin in drag

--#24
What? A mean a rich family?

ps - is she just totally unemployed now?

BREAKING NEWS:

Jessica Simpson Sex Tape (Directed by Joe Simpson) to be released later this month!

#23 what'd the difference? she's still boring

Ghoulia is that supposed to be an insult? Nice try. How's Queerbec, anyhow, douchebag? What wonders of the world have the fucking French Canadians come up with this week?

Hey, Jessica, the 70's called. Farrah Fawcett wants her look back.

This is some serious Charlie's Angels meets Girls Gone Wild.

she is plastic, completely plastic, she does not look good, its a waste of boobs. there are foxy girls out there who could be putting those things to good use. jessica simpson is completely and totally without talent or interseting characteristics, other than those milk jugs. can't she donate them?

I knew you could come to see the crack...
I woke up the devil!!! So easy and predictible! Should upgrade your insult manual madam...getting old!

Gotta admit, she's got a real nice, skanky, bangable quality about her these days...

even though jessica simpson is a total wreck and her career may be over and yes, she may make funny faces every now and then, she's still a completely sensitive and loving person and...in other words, i'd do her...and i'm STRAIGHT. :)

nice pretty lacy bra, or is that a cami?

#37-but what about after....like, if she wanted to 'talk'. It's just not worth it.

Damn, she may be dumb as a door nail, but she looks hot and she has a nice rack. As most of the guys say in here, I would bang that!!!

Why? you're just not worth anything new, Ghoulia. It's bad enough I have to type everything super slow so you get it...new stuff would just cause your head to implode. I know I gotta keep it simple for the dullards around here.

I'd do her.

Cause you're so smat aren't you?!? What are you doing on this slow site then? Shouldn't you be reading the en-cy-clo-pe-dia. (take your breath)?

ghoulia, wtf crawled up your ass and died? you just jealous because your idiot counterparts in france are rioting over the president they just elected and nobody invited you to the party?

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you need to inform yourslef b4 you speak. I'm not french you retarded piece of trash.

Mrs. T - Do you like to talk after and would it be worth? :)

...and i don't know who's responsible for the background in these pics but they misspelled 'puke'.

take my breath? what the fuck does that mean? I'm sure translated back into sissy fucking french that might be a Grade A insult, fucking french stupidisms.....but it doesn't mean anything to me.

@39 she'll be so lost in N@ughty she won't wanna talk...just BREATHE.

yeah, pOnk....Ghoulia isn't French...it's worse....she's French Canadian.....roughly translated into Totally Useless.

ghoulia, you need to 'inform yourslef[sic] b4 you speak'. i didn't say you were French. i said 'your idiot counterparts in France'. i'll try not to use words over 2 syllables from now on just for you.

@49 I have seen your pictures. I think you would tear me up and I would just be happy to breath

I used to think Nick Lachey was a complete boy band idiot dink (OK, I still do...what's your point), BUT...after the split, Nick got Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica got wimp-ass Stevie Ray Vaughan wannabe John Mayer. NOTE TO MAYER: SRV was a Voodoo Child. YOU, sir, are a sissy boy. BIG difference.

Is Nick crazy? YES. Crazy like a fox. Is Jessica crazy? YES. Fucking crazy. PERIOD.

Plus I've never read disturbing stories about Vanessa's dad, so that's another point for the Nick-ster.

#51 LMAO!!!!

@50 - isn't that where Kyle's little brother Ike is from?

Look at that vacuous look on her face! Do you hear that? Like wind whistling through a tunnel. I hear it whenever I look at pictures of Jessica Simpson.

predictable Ghoulia response coming.....Well I know zee two languages zerefore I have such prob-lames going back and zee forth between zee two, you drinker of American beer! What is this ponk? How to do ponk?

You guys are so ignorant. You think you know it all. Guess what, YOU DON'T! I enjoy who I am and enjoy laughing at you so, continue posting, I'll be here!!! Why would you even talk to me about the France for? I went to this beautiful country but I don't know a thing about their politics...I enjoy my life too much to watch CNN 22 hours a day!

That's not Jessica Simpson-- that's a picture of what the Olsen twins would look like if they gained 100 pounds.

It's funny how you laugh at people's accent. Do you even speak another language pop tart? Try to write in french without using a translater and we'll go for a coffe after sweet pussy.

#52 sure im a killer

Her movies suck and her personality is irritating, but damn, what a gorgeous rack!

Are there really only 22 hours in a day in The France, Ghouls?

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the remaining two, i'm scratching my ass trying to picture your face!

you too? Weirrrrdd...

Then I would go with a smile on my face

Here in Quehbhock we only have 22 how-wares in zee day.

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you're mistaking the France accent and the Quebec accent big time...Inform yourself well and THEN and only THEN, you could laugh at me...
oh, and try to be funny for the other ones please..try.

Yeah, I speak another language Ghoulia...It's called Fuck You. I'm fluent in it.

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somehoe, it's always JRZMOMMY's face that comes in my mind when a big blob of shit gets stuck under my nails...then I smell it and throw it away!

I think ghouls farts in our general deeerection.

How the hell do people pronounce French words in French in Canada then? Do they throw an 'ay?' at the end of everything...Zee stupid Americans...ay?

#69 u and i speak the same language. the only difference is you say it first, then do it (assuming) me, i'd rather just get it over with depending on how bad the person is...then i secretly take his wallet, jump out the window and speak FUCK YOU over and over and over...

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that's what I thought. YOU DON'T KNOW ANOTHER LANGUAGE SO YOU'RE JALOUS AND LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLE WHO AT LEAST TRY TO COMMUNICATE IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE.
you're sad

Why on earth do you get big blobs of shit stuck under your nails, Ghoulia? What are you doing that causes big blobs of shit to be imbedded under your fingernails? Eeeeeel......

I don't care what any of you say, she makes my dick hard and drippy.

Actually, I speak some Italian, All-Knowing One.

Whatever, at least she ditched the 80's MOMPANTS!!!

I still want to climb between those boobs and just roll around in them.

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Really think I'm gonna tell you? I said inform yourself. I wont give you the answer chichi,

@70 I hate to get into this. I am enjoying watching all of it, but why Juliabella would you have a "big blob of shit" under your nails? Do the French Canadians not use toilet paper?

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read 64

#76. i second that. she makes me hard too. but being drippy usually comes AFTER i screw her...and well. BEAT THAT N@UGHTY!!!
but ur boobs are still nice. i'd hit it

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LOL
I'm just trying to be as ridiculous as the other two or three attacking me!!! My ass is nice, round, firm and clean like a cotton ball!

well you should learn how to wipe and use a fucking BIDET you disgusting shit-covered pig. My three year old can wipe his ass until it's clean. Good God...you french canadians are dirty motherfuckers.

If I did get her alone, with my luck, she'd just try to eat my brains. Cuz, they are like GOLD, baby!

@13 ... I live in a cave and I don't look like this. HA!

@83 how come you keep refusing to take those remedial classes? they were prescribed for pathetic horny losers just like you. come on, it's not that bad. just ride the little yellow bus...

and THANX for the comment...sort of.

nice round firm and clean---translated into REALITY is jiggly, cellulite-ridden and caked in shit. Nice try, Ghoulia. Miss Stinky Britches. La Pew Pew Pants.

Clean as a cotton ball? WTF I'm from the land of cotton and NEVER heard that one.

#88 hey! never and i mean NEVER make fun of my...remedial problems. it's personal!!! lol

$50 bucks says ghouls eats the shit too. That kid'll eat anything!

...referring to ur little spat with me on the paris drama

@84 I will stay out of the rest of the fight. I have nothing against you or any of the other French Canadians and a round firm cotton ball ass sounds nice

WTF? grow up kids.....

@94 I agree 100 percent, pussy is pussy. French, English, African, Indian, Eskimo, It doesn't matter it's all hot and pink in the inside.

For some reason, I notice this bitch more now - in her scary Latina phase - than when she was doing the whole Barbie doll thing.

I want to get her hair sticky.

Dukes of Hazzard 2 starring Jessica Simpson's cut rate Mexican stand in, Chiquita Hernandez.

Is there a cat fight going on in here??

That is just too funny.

hundee!

#70 Gross!! Quit digging in shit. Don't tell us what you smell.

#72 that is correct. I was there, I heard them.

Jimbo-when executed properly, I've found that there is no talking after-just exhausted, happy smiles and deep sleep. I'm a grown woman...you get it done right, then STFU and get some rest.

And with me, it's always worth the effort.

#17 - ROTFLMAO! {Gasping for air} Funniest thing I've read today! Much better than Fish's comment about Joe Simpson being in his bedroom? WTFITAA??

#22 - I thought the exact same thing when I saw the main photo. Creepy!!

Hot Damn! It's been a long, long time since Julie Bell brought her Viva Quebec ass in here to get thoroughly reamed out. Where ya' been Twatwaffle? Chute-Aux-Retardes finally thaw enough so that the Internet flows again to the great white northeast?

Jimbo - watch out. Mrs T. could be some hippopotamus stuck in a trailer nursing quintuplets and have an ass the size of a station wagon. Be careful where you're going and just stick to FRIST!

You are driving me crazy Mrs T. I am going to be think about what you said the rest of the day and I will probably have a really nasty dream about you tonight. I will let you know tomorrow

@105 - I am sure that is possible, but I will more than likely never see her so for now it can remain a hot fantasy. And Yes FRIST is HOT.

#107 - so I've been reading. Where are the pics?

xrist, poor frist, future recipient of the pink penis.

You have to go to her myspace page. Mrs T should have a mypsace page

mrs. t could also be avid runner and yoga fanatic who does happen to be the mother of four.....either way, you'd be a little grease smear on the floor when it was all said and done, wedge1.

not that you'd have a chance in hell.

i don't have a myspace, but i set this up at the urging of a cery silly friend. the pic of me is goofy, but it's all that's up.

Woodhorse+FRIST!!! = end of the month Absinthe.
Counting the days...tick tock
I'm not crazy

I'm FRIST!!!

Wait, you guys been talking about me???
Thought my ears were burning...I was out getting vodka and olives...

Mrs T. Good, I can keep up the fantasy. Wedge1 was wrong

I am always talking about you FRIST even in my sleep

This is probably the real link-I suck at this shit and have no time to set it up properly , hence no myspace.

Nice boobs, but she needs to lay off the tanning!
Eww...

Awwww...how sweet!!! Wait, how would you know? Yer sleeping!!!

Mrs T - That is not the real link. It took me to my page

FRIST - you wanted to see a picture of me? Click on the link

Hard to believe she was once hot. She has a killer rack, no doubt, but she looks like her next career move with be singing for the tour bus crowd in Branson, MO

Told you I suck.

Have a wonderful evening. I am going to make dinner and hang out with my kids and hubby.

Which one are you?

Jimbo-how come your link takes me to my page? My head is starting to hurt.

That is my picture in the upper left hand corner. The strange Asin guy is a buddy of mine that I use to work with. He is a big Spiderman fan

@123-Don't tease me like that!! I don't know. When I click on it, it takes me to my page.

Try this link

But I see a picture of 6 guys. Which one is you?

Ok, now I see a picture of Jack in the box

WTC Jimbo, are you the jackinthebox guy?!?!!?

Thats ME!!!

I forgot I had that web page. I only set it up because my buddy post his crap out there every day. I will stick some real pictures out there

Can I get a Jumbo Jack and some seasoned curly fries?
I want it to go straight to my thighs

I have a friendster too, just never developed it or put any pics on it. I don't even know if I remember how to log in

Her neck looks so naked. I would sincerely like to give her a pearl necklace. Thanks.

I need to get a job. I can't believe I'm watching Maury. I'm discusting.

I'm FRIST!!!

She used to be soo pretty. she looks like a transvestite

Too much tanning + ridiculous push-up bra = nasty, wrinkly, granny, lather bag cleavage skin.

#111 & 112 - Your link went to Friendster's Home Page & most of the pics were cropped. WTC?
Looking at the rest of those links I guess that you have to have a Friendster account to see them. Bummer.
Anyway, "Yoga Fanatic" means that you can keep your feet behind your head easily while getting both orifices plowed simultaneously. Which is good. "Avid Runner" means you're too skinny & have tits like Natalie Portman's. Or a constantly bruised face Either way - not my style, thx.

Wedge1, I'm a martini fanatic, and an avid drinker....same thing, right?

Well - It's good to see Jess landed the Elvira role - but the 'Mistress of the Dark's' complexion was always more grey than orange. (Who's advising this woman - Elliot Mintz ?)
(Sorry to miss the gr8 Quebec debate. But since Quebec's Separatist party came third lately - out of three - there's a chance they may, finally, just 'get it') (ok very small chance)

She does have nice ones.

she is so much hotter without the the fake blonde hair! She needs something thick between those melons!

she's starting to look like a distorted photoshopped verion of one of the Olsen twins

I agree, she's way hotter as a brunette.

My God she looks like a freak.

i would eat her shit.......

Fish,
If you need a new writer, contact me at lemondropkid1500@yahoo.com. This shit is getting very stale. I'll try out. Send photos and I'll give you some brilliant crap. I am not sure if I spelled "stale" correctly, but if I didn't, it is still funnier than the current writing. Actually, I'll give free counseling to Paris, Jessica, or Lindsay too via the same address. They are lost souls. I would be too if cameras captured my every move. See? I'm funny. "Celebrity" is out of control in this country. Would any of you wish this kind of attention on your worst enemy? Me too.

Ted - all they have to do to get rid of the cameras is to keep wearing a '9-11 was an Inside Job' tee shirt when they go out.
Watch the paparazzi scatter.
(Wolfowitz' staff started wearing them and even he started wearing deodorant.)

a little scary.

imran karim

Paparazzi : Could you put on something a bit more...superficial ? I don't think I'll be able to sell this to the MSM.

For some reason, despite her spectacular boobs, she is starting to look ug. Girlfriend needs to either go back to the dark brown or blonde. This blah color just does not let her beautiful features shine.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER SKIN! and that HAIR COLOR! Is she using that gold infused tanner shit Mariah Carey uses? it looks weird...she looks weird.

Once Jess pulls on a "9-11 Was An Inside Job" Teddy - I think she'll improve her Q factor.
(Like - I'd almost maybe go for the 'Pure' Night Club thing at Caesar's Palace... Although the last time I was at Caesar's Palace the stench of 'Pure' Malboro smoke stayed in the back of my nostrils for 18 months.)

Jessica is a JOKE. She will never look anything other than top-heavy, gimmicky, and dumb.

Faux intellectual John Mayer and his Japanese nerd fetish isn't going to help.

those titz r scarey looking..

I agree with Ted about the writing - but everyone has a bad day...week...etc. - Nowhere has better comments.
Frist - I found Richport on a Yeaah or something blog off of Huffington Post. Hunt him down. lol
Always liked the name of this site...

OOpps ! Forgot the link. Bink's alway been a bit 'anti-establishment'

Some people are born blond,
some people are born to be blond

And that goes for you too Cameron ...

She's turning into Jordan. Scary.

LAST!!

please, let me be last...

FUCK AMERICA

...not our fault you eat shit like Haggis and your dudes run around in plaid, schoolgirl skirts tossing telephone poles into the air....just sayin'.

#158 - "Frist - I found Richport on a Yeaah or something blog off of Huffington Post. Hunt him down. lol"

Seriously, I'm off the site for months and you cocksuckers still can't get enough? See unlike you unfunny fucking morons with the depth of a fucking kiddie pool, I don't have a problem being me where the fuck I go. I stopped posting here regularly because most of you are not fucking funny, even a little bit, any more... outside of Slim, Punjab, p0nk, Jrz and very few others. So enjoy the circle jerk and go ahead and commence with the dick riding, trolling stupidness. FRIST and the rest of you jobless fucks supported by my tax dollars need to get off fucking couch, git up, git out, and git somethin'. Hunt me down? Bitch please. You're fucking keyBORED wannabe bullies. See me on the Huffington Post getting love, while you fucks rehash my old material. And Yeeeah is funny like the Fish used to be. In short: Blow me.

And SCOTLAND? Only men with puny dicks wear skirts. Stupid cross dressing fucking culture...

I think Frist has a crush on you - I'm not really involved

#141 - Straight martinis, dry like a desert, or flavored martinis (e.g. apple or chocolate)?

Welcome home Rich - even for just a brief moment. Before you go, plz put in a jab for that Queer from Quebec.

I saw spiderman 3 and he looks just like jessica when he puts on is dark costum and emo style.

Oh, and spiderman 3 sucks... what a waste of time.

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Is it because you can't do it yourself?

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I think you wanted to write FUCK AMERICANS.
But it would be sad to put them all in the same basket. They are racist, they judge people and laugh for no reasons BUT, they seem to all concentrate on this site so, not a big thing!!

I'm not an expert, but I think that Scots were wearing kilt before we decided its a girl clothe... Scots are great. And manly.

What is with the pace of new posts on this site, these days?

168

Do you suck?

167, actually I like them all, shaken not stirred. But usually straight up dry vodka with olives. Sweet ones are good as dessert drinks.
Binky, I do not have a crush on RichPort. Besides, he's mean to me. I've only been unemployed for a day and he's making me feel like a loser :(

Richport
You should learn a little thing called modesty.

Don't try to put sens in these americans here. They really are stubborn and concentrated on themselves sweetie..THIS would be a bigger waste of time than Spiderman 3...!

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Could you be less predictable?

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I know, but they are so funny to laugh at.

@169 -- makesnosens? What the fuck? Did they run out of 'e's in the American English name shop? Don't feel bad, they ran out of u's too.... so FCK YO. What are you? Canadian? 51st state. British? That's our European colony! I mean I guess the whole fuck American thing is funny and all until the shit hits the fan. We used to have a poodle that was real fucking tough until it was threatened. Same thing here.

And This motherfucker is not supporting me with his "tax dollar", We all know why I quit my job. My boss could no longer afford to pay me and I don't work for free. What a jerk, I'm GLAD he's off this site.

# 173. Oh. Ok.

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I thought you were the british colony. Don't you speak english?

#178, LOL I was thinking the same thing. At least we make sens

Richport got pushed out of here by an unfunny hack. He's not as clever as he would have you believe. Generally, he wasn't that funny anyway. The best thing about Richport was the fights he picked.

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Or the facts that he don't comes here often.

Oh, so he's just a chickenshit who couldn't handle it here anymore. Makes sens(e).

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It was just to make you talk and it worked...you guys are giving so much importance to typo here, on this specific site that it's hilarious...
Mad cause I misspelled your name?

But enough about those nationality fights.

I mean, its funny how some of you like richport, jrzmummy believe this site belongs to them. I have some news for you : the internet works in other countries. And we have the right to come here and say mean things on celebrities like you do, without being insulted about our nationality and our typos.

Yes my english sucks (just like spiderman 3). But whats the matter? Your french probably sucks too. I mean, in my everyday life, I don't speak english. I only watch Futurama and the old Star trek serie in english cause i have some weird addiction.

So can we just live with the fact that i have the right to come here without defending my country on every occasions?

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BRAVO!
But you're only gonna bring the worse on you right now. Like ususal, they will come back and blast you and say you have no balls...
I don't think it's a matter of nationality, I think it's a matter of class and respect. Which, obviously, in front of a computer screen, people seem to lose all that very fast.

FRIST - Sometime it is just better to ignore the morons. I was going to say something, but that is just what these fucking asshole live for. We all know why you are out of a job and FUCK HIM!!

#186 are you an idiot in real life too or just on the internet?

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stop that please.

MIA - you are welcome here any time as far as I am concerned!! And I speak english and can not spell worth a shit, so I have typos all the time

190
Talking to yourself in public only makes you look weird. Take your pills, it's starting again.
xxx

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I think i have a crush on you.

Yeah, Jimbo, that's what I normally do. That's why I never get involved in the cyberfights that go on here.
So how's your morning and when do we get a new fracking post already?

#189 Jimbo, we know you want in FRIST's pants but instead of strutting around like an arrogant rooster, you should learn something and re-direct your macho bullshit to the trolls.

#191, MIA, i wasn't talking to you but since you insist on getting involved, let me explain something to you. Nobody thinks they own this site. There is NO problem amongst nationalities. The problem exists between people who are genuinely funny and those who only think they are. The wannabes get jealous and resort to sophomoric insults and games (like trolling) and then get slammed for their antics. Which camp do you want to be in?

#193, does my 11 yo write your material?

Fine, I'm gonna go take a shower then, maybe the FISH will get out of bed and tell me how Lindsay's rep is going to try to explain those coke pictures to the world. You would think that would be bad publicity considering the movie Georgia Rule is coming out. What a dumbass...

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I'm not arrogant. I don't pretend to be funny. And I don't believe in your manicheism.

Did you see these boobs? They look uge!!! The only thing is that she usually dosen't look like that so, did she take Paris' bra...she wont be needing it anymore for quite some time!!

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I agree!

FRIST, i'm waiting for a new post from the fish regarding Paris' plea this morning to her fans to sign a petition against the judge to have her sentence reduced.

and if memory serves me correct, the real RichPort never said 'boo' to you. direct your wrath to his troll. i usually find you funny.

What was 165? Not him? He mentioned me...oh he mentioned me...waa hahahaha

I was reading back the posts...why on earth would #70 Juliabella have blobs of shit under her nails????
Gross.

I got nuthin'.

@178 -- Thaks for the cmpliment but I feel compelled to ask, aren't you one of the same people that would troll him, as you admitted the other day? Why would get mad at him for laying you out? And dude, no offense, but isn't being unemployed, whether or not it's your fault, technically living off of other people's "tax dollar". I mean I guess I don't have a dog in this fight, it's just the trolling thing is kinda lame. Ddin't you used to post under a different name? Why did that change? I would have left too if I was fighting a losing typekey fight.

mia, have you thanked the US the last time you got online? Specifically our military? Because they invented what you have, you know the "intersnets". OH SNAP!!! NO HE DI'INT! Oh yes I did... and you're right... you're not at all funny.

Yeah, Rich got chased out off of here. Whatever. nope, he was just tired of the trolls.

Mia: If we want any shit out of you we'll squeeze your head.

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First, what's a trolling thing?

Second, why insult Mia?

Third, you guys seem to know everyone here. Is that true or you're just "friendly"?

Who's Mia?

Why is she getting hit like that...just trying to understand the thing here!!

Entertaining but unfair if you ask me.

Your god

I can believe you really think internet is yours cause you invented it...

Do you thank canada every time you use the phone? cause alexander graham bell use to live in here...

Kyra, Mia likes to make blanket insults about entire nations, so she brings all this shit on herself. You'll have to go digging through the archives, but basically, she thinks Americans are cry babies for what happened on 9/11 and she hopes that America will be attacked again. Go ahead and make friends if you'd like.....

Kyra

I just don't think like them, so they don't like me.

Jrzmummy : At least I've got something to squeaze.

Look I thank Canada for two things......Tim Horton's coffee and when I"m in a seasonal cozy mood, Alberta Clipper storm systems.

I'm really not interested in friends in here. I thought it would be fun and cool in here but you guys are fighting for nationalities, accents, who did what, who lives where...I don't get into that!

212- I don't think like them either but I hope they won't hate me for that. Everybody has their own opinion of things no?!?

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You have Tim's in the States?
Cool!!

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I've never said I hope you'll be attacked again. You say that.

And I've never made blanket insults about other nations than yours. I just hate your redneck attitude and your xenophobia.

Lets talk about you, mummy. You insult every other countries. Canada, UK, France, Iraq etc. So I don't know who's making blanket insults about entire nations.

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agree

Until there is a new post, this is very entertaining to watch.

Kyra - A troll is someone that uses your screen name and pretends to be you

I prefer tim horton's hot chocolate.

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THANK YOU chocolate chip!!!:)

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did you taste the triple chocolate doghnut? Good but not enough...it tastes like pudding!

I thought trolls were giant rock monster who lives in Norway.

221

No, but I tasted the triple chocolate danish. Hum...

Mia, drop dead....you're so fucking full of shit its a crime. You're the xenophobe......Trust me, if it weren't for your America bashing bullshit you started, you would never have been noticed.

#203 165 probably was not Richport. Richport was a better writer. #207 Anybody could easily tell the difference between Richport and his troll. I don't know why he let it get to him. I'm surprised you didn't follow him, considering how much you kissed his ass.

223
another merveilles du monde!!!

Kyra, this is what a troll is.

Yeah, I trolled him as a joke!!! Figured he's not on here anymore so who cares? I was just curious as to how people are even able to do that. Jesus, send me to hell where I belong.
Second, how am I costing anyone money? The only person who pays is my ex employer who paid taxes for unemployment already? You don't pay into that. Fuck, I'm not on welfare, nor would I EVER be.
Besides, I already have another job lined up, so hopefully that works out, as I have bills piling up since my boss never paid me my last paycheck.
Is there a new post yet?

@210 -- Actually I do. Of course he made it in America... go fucking figure. And I thank Canada every time I visit Toronto and get my knob slobbed by some Filipina hottie or smoke some bud... all made possible from the umbrella of protection provided by the good ol' US of fucking A. Imagine how progressive and liberal Canada could be without it...

Hey 227

Don't do that, then they'll start banging me left right and center... I don't wanna be gang-banged....come on!

Who did that?

Spoken like a true outsider, Wally.

229
Okay, so fun is not an option in Canada. But you enjoy coming here right? And, if the only place you've been is Toronto, do yourself a favor and go to Montreal, Banff, Vancouver...go aroung. Toronto is quiet and very boring at night. (except for you hotel room when you come!!) (come here I mean!!)

224

Yeah, I'm xenophobe. I'm the one who say french are stupid, scotish have puny dicks, English are snob, Iraqi are meatbags. I just said that your ethnocentrism scares me. And that you should stop moaning about 9/11.

You notice me, so I believe you love my bashing bullshit. And you keep talking to me, are you masochist?

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap).....

The only mistake from Canada is Celine Dion!!!
(barf)

Look, asshole, it's all back there somwhere in the archives....you're a Grade A cunt and everyone knows it.

235
Do you know her personnaly?

@225 -- Seriously, how can anyone tell? I'm just amazed at the amount of airplay he gets, that's all. I did read some of his crap of Yeeeah. He can be prety fucking funny at times, then boring other times. I don't see the big deal.

@228 -- Aren't we already in hell technically, here in the Fish?

#225 - No, that looks like RichPort's style. If that is really the troll, he's better than the Borg, and Rich's personality got completely assimilated.

And I do remember jrz disappearing for a few weeks shortly after Rich did. At that point, the site stunk worse than a French whorehouse. Lots of folks who were as funny as Eddie Murphy shagging Scarey Spice used to roam these fields freely, but now only a few remain.

Suddenly, the year 2006 ended with a site crash and all of the crap comments disappeared because Fish had no backups (good admin that he is). Searching archives for what people wrote won't do you any good.

Somehow, we carry on as best we can, trolls not withstanding.

who brought the porn and popcorn?

Mummy

Yeah, I'm a grade a cunt. Can we move on?

238 good point

eating too many *eh-ehm* carrots will turn one's skin orange.

237

She don't know me. She's just upset that I don't spend my time licking her butt like some do here.

We all wish you would, bitch.

#239. wally, you should know, oh master of trolls.

I hate all you bastards and hope you all burn to death, while many fartbombs drop on your stupid American heads.

@235 Are there grade B or C cunts? I preffer only the best

I bet she has the time, despite she has a 3 years old child, to look in the archive and pick something i said.

I remember, about mummy, that she once said she has time to write here because her son go to school. But how can a 3 years go to school?

12:15 EDT and still no new news on Paris Hilton's appeal of her sentence, George Michael pleading guilty Tuesday to a charge of driving while unfit through drugs, or anything else.

GODDAMMIT, FISH! Get the fuck out of bed!!!

oh yea, those are miaz words,not mine..

251

Yeah, I said that, with a suddenly increase english.

mia===u said plenty===bitch==u freakin hate our gutz==admite it!!!!!

Mummy

YOu said mean things about my country, and do you hear me complaining about it? I'm not upset.

gutz?

Y aren't u out on the corner selling your French bread whoreasshole..DrDickBrainPlowShit said hez used to getting his knobb slobbed in Canada

herez his # 1800 DickBrain(small)

@252 -- Does anyone have an idiot translator for this:

"Yeah, I said that, with a suddenly increase english."

What the fuck does that even mean.

@232 -- No offense, but the French are like food poisoning, they annoy the shit out of me.

I have nothing against your gastrointestinal tract or you grand unification theory. I'm not a physicist.

Oh u r so upset, bitch
maybe this will help;;
mia==canadaz gateway to hell

257

And you are not xenophobe?

259
Hell is a city a Norway. Stop being so Catholic.

257
Are you a Goethe fan?

French people r so gay...
I wonder how they reproduce
I mean all of the guyz r so
like girls
They talk like their mouthz r
full of shit
u know , like mia
me no understand English

I'm not a french guy?

bitch==no part of me is Catholic
what the F**k to u know
hell is at the end of your body called
your big mouth, and your asshole is
the exit..bitch.

Yea..YOUR A FRENCH GUY...YEA..

my good sir must be helping
jrzmammy look up shit on mia
coz clearly those 2 can't keep
their mouthz shut for a F'n second.

yeah, Jimbo, there are such things as low grade cunts...you know...like your mom.

yeah, Senor, like you should talk about keeping ones mouth shut.

Americanz have big mouthz,
just like the huge whole in
your face..
I'm not afraid of my big mouth
U commiez aren't going to shut
me up.....so eat mia...

@260 -- Only if xenpphobe means realist in your dictionary. And I'm no xenophobe... I'll fuck any hot chick from any race... of course I'd have to shave her armpits first if she's French...

so now mia is lurking in the dark
trying to think of something to say,
but...she wantz to crash airplanez down
on my head, but now shez afraid to say
it..
shez still thinking
no, all she has is airplanez.
too bad

oh yea, DrPlowShit must be back there
with u..hez missing in action again
which standz for m i a..

I thought Dr Dirty Dick was married?

Question: how big is a normal size peniz?

271

The question is, how many hot chick from any race would fuck you?

272

I'm not affraid to say that I want to crash aiplaneS on your whatever.

273

How would you know? You've never see one.

WTF===jrzmammy must be eating black beanz

mia==what the hell..oh I know what your
doin,, your looking up the archivez
to see what we have on u....

seen

275

No, I was doing reading the other posts. Move on, chérie.

oups, *I was reading*

hello,did i studder? i said how f'n big...

yea, your freakin reading about those airplanez.....

lookz like all the big dickz let the room, thatz why no one is commenting how big

only small dickz left in here...

Well, I see you two have gotten acquainted, Senor and Mia, I'll be going now. Have fun with the North American World Series of Illiteracy....

282

Go fuck your kid.

271
only in Europe you will find french with hair under the arms. Canada is like the States, sorry to disappoint you, only more welcoming and more genuine.

283
you said right!

Thanks

OMG===I knew u were in there mia..look at u.......u r so vicious....maybe u should go screw your brother...is that how they do it in Canadaz gateway to hellville..

You ooze class with statements like that, Mia.

I'm sure she rubs really long and hard when she bates that poor little kitty poo.

you said right==what the fuck is that
Russian? assholes

287
look who's talking about class here!

Hey DrPlowShit== u ran like a half girl have boy with his dick between his legz..
sorry about the gay commentz
i get crazi, coz of mia
but u sure do screw alot for being married
yea, right..thatz all bullshit..

Mia,

Post 288 was for you..to continue post 283

289
another race you don't like

Hey, Mia....you got something stuck to the bottom of your shoe.....OOPS, it's just Kyra tagging along.

291
please don't correct people's typos anymore. You suck a lot more than Mia.

288

She don't have wash him.

289 what are you talking about?

go eat your f'n black beanz, bitch
you ooze bullshit outta that fat
f'n mouth of youra
your dickbrain friend ran like the little girl he is...wherez your backup , bitch..
u ain't got no friendz..

293
I'm not tagging along with anybody, it's just ridiculous that every time something is written here it's against a race or an accent or a country. Do you control every fucking move your government does? If yes, please tell me how. (or wait, it's probably better I don't hear that one)

Believe me, Senor, with the Brain Trinity I see between you, Mia and Tag-along....I don't need backup.

Your god

Krazihottkelli is crazy.

Thanks for the support Kyra.

Mummy

Go blow your kid. And show is dick to kelli, she don't know what it looks like.

Know what's gayer than gay? Actually thanking someone for their "support" in an online pissing match on a celebrity-bashing website.

#298 The bitch is back

Know what stupider than stupid?
Laughing at others pissing match while participating.

Mia, you're a pedophile! I knew you were a piece of shit, but I just never thought you were the ultimate kind of piece of shit. You're a credit to french canadians everywhere!!

Kyra==we don't need educated on Canada or any other country..
Is that all u and mia know?
except for screwing satanz brainz out..

And spending your day on a gossip site while having a baby butt to wipe.

I"m not laughing at the pissing match....I'm scoffing at you thanking Tag-along for her support.

305
note for yourself, Satan has a dick like no other!!! Get laid, it'll do you good.

298
with an ass like yours, no wonder you don't need back up. All you need is a siren announcing pedestrians you're backing up.

I think krazi is listed in my name, wtf....
hey purviz , mia, i don't fuck kidz
maybe in the stupid ass country of yourz
you all share dickz, but not here.
your a sick bitch. and so is that stupid piece of shit friend of yourz.
shez probably your sister'
and ya both r screwing right now...

My kids are in school know-it-all....way past the diaper stage. Again..with the fixation on children. You're one sick fuck, Mia.

307
yes you do.

And if being a pedophile upset you, keep believe what you want about me. I'm just glad you are upset. But your kid doesn't need me, a pretty sure your fucking him enough.

Hey My kid hates me, you seem to really enjoy this site. do you have shares?

Mia congratulating Tag-along on a fat ass joke coming in 5, 4,3, 2, 1.....

Your so funny to look at you two (kelli and mummy). I bet you are the same.

Kyra, don't waste your time, They are both hopless...

Hey, you're the one who keeps making sexual suggestions involving kids, Mia.....but I'm sure when we all start to say you're a sick fuck for it you'll turn it all around and say someone else started it....much like the xenophobia shit. With all the cheap meds in Canada, can't you go and get yourself some Lithium or anything to stabilize you?

I know, it's just fun to see them answer to whatever we write. My first day here and they make me piss my pants. I'm all wet and stinky now...any comments on that My kid hates me and Krazifuckingmorron???

#310==Dog, I think ya better be barkin
some shit in her face for the #311
comment....

mia==I'll bet u entice neighborhood kidz for sex and then give them candy..
what a freaking lo-down whore.

315
If you take everything on the net seriously, you BADLY need medications...go, get a prescription and go to the drugstore...

Still here? what the fuck are you waiting for?

# 247 you said "I hate all you bastards and hope you all burn to death, while many fartbombs drop on your stupid American heads."

I'm curious, what is a fartbomb?

As for the rest of you, I have just one thing to say.........I saw a bear once.

315
I don't deny It. I'm making those suggestions cause you seemed really upset about it and it makes me laugh. I don't have kids and I don't want to fuck them.

Your the one who should get stabilize. You actually believe everything some random stranger say on the internet. Poor kid..

317
for you to write so well, you must be fucking animals. How does a sheep sounds to you??? Interesting hein?!?

319
Now you're funny. Compare to the other ones! I was also curious to know what a fartbomb is. And for the bear, what luck.

Tag-along...it's obvious it's your first time here...you've taken jokes made by me and reused them over and over. Really shows a complete lack of originality and sense of humor.

Oups, sorry Kyra, I kinda say the same comment than you on post 320...

323

Its funny how you think you are the only one who makes funny jokes here...

Really? What are you talking about My kid hates me? I have my own itelligence to handle and it's a lot, believe me. I don't need to be taking care of retarded ignorance too...it's a big waste of time if you ask me. Go ask your mom, she gave up a long time ago!

325
I know, as if she was the center of Superficial.com!!!
we must now pray My kid hates me..she is our new God!!!

Mia, I think you make the funniest jokes of all. I read what you say and I just laugh so hard! You are so awesome. You know, if you swing for my team, maybe we could hook up for a little....batting practice?

324
Just proves the thruth...she seriously needs help!

I mean...I don't know if I'm your type...I'm not a little kid *smiles!*

MIA
COMMENT 328 WAS NOT ME. IT'S SOME KIND OF ASS LICKER WHO WANTS TO BE ME!!!

KEEP TRYING, PERFECTION COMES WITH PATIENCE!

Look at us, Mia! We are so ruling things today! I really think we're meant to be together. I'm getting a serious vibe.

NOR 330

I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE AND I THINK YOUR INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO KNOW I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.

I hear something....

Of course it's me, Mia....in fact, I want to start referring to myself as Mia when I have to say me.

Oh, only a fly!!

wait a minute, it's not a fly, it's a bird!

hey u f'n sheepfucking pig dickbreath...i don't fuck anything, bitch
you and mia love f'n so much..
all u can get is kidz and animalz
hurry,,someone call Chris Hanson
from Dateling NBC ,,,arrest these freakz

Don't worry Kyra, I think there is some kind of troll here.

SHE TURNED from GOSPEL singer to PORN star...oh well what Hollywood will do to a person...or is it her dad?

Not a bird either, it's stupid fucking americanos...the world would be so peacefull without them. all they care about is war, material, guns, beauty, money and them.

BRAVO!!! WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT AS A NATION!

And the freakshow continues.....well, we'll just bounce over to the other threads...give you gals your privacy.

338
you don't know what you're missing. appart from spelling at least 30% right!

342
piss off

if thatz u jrz pretending to be mia,,keep it up..its funny as hell...loving it...

I thought she was pretending to be kyra...

Well, I'm out of here.

Good luck Kyra, hope to see you soon! xx

They're all confused in their own game.

Ciao bella Mia!

Tag along
xxx

stupid mia....u r so lame..u r kyra..
what did u think that we r idiotz
we can read thru that shit ,,anyday

p.s. don't be surprised if the FBI showz up tonite, making sure that your basement isn't full of poor animalz and kidz that u f'd up...toodlez, child molesterz...

Oh my Gosh... many new (and annoying) have taken over the Fish. What's with the fucking pushy foreigners?? Ay, yi, yi..

psssst. Shouts got go out to Jrz, Rich and p0nk- mwahhhh miss you my darlings.

Go fuck jrz kid.

oh come on- Jess is cute. But I wish her Daddy would quit bangin' her. I miss her days as the fuck toy for Bam Marghera and his crew... 'member that??

Hi also to biatcho, Slim and of course Wally.

#351- Oh been there, done that sweetie and it was fantastic. Awwwww- keep trying though and maybe she'll throw an insult your way again real soon

Hey Baby...is this the realy PrettyBaby or a troll?

oh shit! a total desperate lady right there. she knows the only thing left she has to be considered sexy are her boobs, she has to show them off completely (man! I'd never seen a chick show off her boobs like that unless it was a porn star, a stripper or a hooker) to get a little attention, because she can't get any if she doesn't. sad. does she have any dignity left? next she'll be flashing her vagina to be able to get a little attention. ugh, she's turned into such a cow. and man, she's looking tranny tranny. like a tranny hooker. so yeah jess, keep showing off your boobs in a hooker kinda way, because that's the only thing you have going for you.

It is me Jrz! Are ya keeping a lid on these wacky bitches or what?

And are Mia,Kyra,Krazihotkelli the same person??

Jessica is scheduled to appear in a new movie - Crack Her Jack 2

how can I be the same as them(mia=kyra)
i hate thosez f'n bitchez...
all they do is hate on Americanz
coz their fat asses want our FrenchFries.

and oh ..by the way..just we invented those fies, not u.....

she is hot!!!!
whatever you wanna say. she is!

hei loving mummy
i'feel u so loving
plz. make me your son
i wanna live and die with uplz. u can ph me too at 0977-01-4781724 or meet in Nepal via mail but plz.soon.....

Honestly, I think all the girls in here bashing Jessica Simpson would drop their lives to be her in a second. Personally, I think she is gorgeous, ansolutely gorgeous. Ok so she may not be the smartest person in the world, but she's not fake, she's NOT a hoe, what more can you ask for in a celeberty? Also, I don't think that she just fell flat on her face, maybe she hit something on the way down, who knows? Even if this IS just an excuse to get a nosejob(and I doubt it is) who cares!? Its a JOSE JOB, its NOT that big a deal. I agree with whoever it was who said that they liked her nose. I absolutely love the personality it adds to her face.