May 24 2007Jessica Simpson and John Mayer back on

yaaaaaaaaaa

*yawn* someone needs to make up their minds

http://www.innerdrama.com

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

She is SO ugly and stupid and he's kind of alien looking, but atleast he can sing. Seriously, divorcing her was probably the smartest thing he's ever done!

Glad to see that the forced TypeKey signon is off again - that system is so whacked out!
Couldn't stop me from being trolled if the programmer's life depended on it! It did do a great job of not letting me sign on though.

John must have an attraction to Daisy Duke Denim shorts. Since Jess played the role and all ....
Why is she wearing a maternity blouse, anyway?

How long can somebody not do anything new and still be famous? I'm just asking because the last thing Jessica did (Not counting her last CD which BOMBED so doesn't count) was that terrible movie "Employee of the month" but that was over a year ago.

Why are we still hearing about her?

Uh ... #4 - they were never married. You have John Mayer confused with Nick Lachey.

at least she is (kind of) blonde again.

Just look at what Johnny's anal sex addiction is forcing him to do...

#6, ask Paris Hilton

Just a bootycall.

Everyone gets horny after 2 am. Mayer's been over it since day 1. Word.

@5- I'm even trolled with my URL. That's awesome!

I'll bet John was sad when he found her dad in her bed.

BTW- Bern (when you show up on this post) - how do I submit a pic for your blog? You don't have a Contact Me link anywhere.

He just likes titty fucking her.

Oh! Is that grey haired guy her infamous father? I have never seen what that freakin' creep looks like. In the pictures he's not staring down at her chest, so it probably is not him.

^^^^ wedgeone just click on this, it's where the instructions are listed.

Bern - here's what I got when clicking on your URL:

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /wsnm/uploads/WTF.jpg on this server.

@15 - You hit it right on the head. John like's dem tig ol' bitties to slide up on.

I think he is a fucking genius, he has this low self-esteen tramp all figured out! Use her when you are needing some pink, then dump her again. She's like a stray dog, she'll keep coming back, and you get to pet her on YOUR schedule.

Bark, you big-titted bitch!!!

AFJ

I am so glad they are back together. I was really worrying about Jessica's happiness and her well being. I think you should all give Jessica a break. I am call for a "No Trashing Day" for Jessica. I think she needs our support today. So who is with me? Who is going to stand up and not say anything mean about this dumber than shit, no talent tranny that smells like piss? Come on who is with me????

i think she looks awesome here... cute outfit!!! so much better then her fake tan and boob shirts she normally wears!

jimbo,you are a true diplomat.

trolls bite.

@22 thank you

Ha. Some dude posted with my name and a bad link again. I do wish someone funny would "impersonate" me, however.

#20 I guess I'll not make fun of this stoopid monkey faced bitch, but it's going to be difficult.

@21 I wouldn't say 'awesome,' but she doesn't like a nasty ho. so that's a major improvement.

JImbo- It wasn't me talking about your blow up dolls. Now would I say a thing like that?

It looks like her boobs are frowning in that shirt.

#29 it's because John hasn't been around to fuck 'em.

She is a dog-face, but you can't discount the power of those jugs. Those jugs have launched a thousand ships.

I'd love to apply a light sheen of man-goo on them, just to watch them glisten.

AFJ

Is it just me or is Jessica Simpson looking more like an Arab by the day? I'm really not sure where all of this is going.

So which one of them actually made the bootycall?

this should work

I wonder if she still believes in Jebus and purity...

sweet baby jesus that was gross

Don't click the bern link! DO NOT CLICK ON IT!!!!! concider yourselves warned.

Again -- that is not me. Jesus.

veggi, now clicking is irresistible...

lemme just say this...a poke in the pink, a STAB in the stink and POW! right in the kisser!

Jessica Simpson, don't do it, unless you like hairy balls and latex gloves. The picture is burned into my cranium and it won't get out! IT WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD! *sniffle*

What's so bad about that link?

OMG 34 !!!! WTF IS THAT?????

you are a sick bastard. I'm hungover and did not need to see that!

DO NOT CLICK ON JIMBOS LINK! DO NOT CLICK!

No Jessica, No!!!!!!!!!!111

On again off again, much like my love affair with pickles and cottage cheese....Well it's good together!!! Wait, no it's NOT!!!

Hi all, Jimbo, Veggi, Yourang, whoneedsenemies, fishstick, schack, and the rest of you. I'm on lunch so I'm allowed to be on here. Or not. I'm not quite sure yet. Guess I'll find out when the boss gets back.
Ok, I need to get a drink.
Byeeeee!!!!!

These fuckin' trolls are NASTY !!!! DAMN U 2 HELL !!!!!

I dont get it - one day she looks like a tranny and she looks normal the next.

FRIST!

veggi!

wow...ummm...FRIST, is that you on the linked page?

Everytime I see her I want to punch her in the ovary.

Jessica is coming across way deserate right now. Pretty sad if you have to beg Edward Scissorhead over for a late night bootie call to feel good about yourself. Apparently, she thought is was "Chicken of the Sea" giveaway night.

Alright, now it's funny. That pock marked cooze was pretty awful, but I can't resist clicking on something when someone says "don't click," even if I know what is coming. I also can't blame anyone for using my name to help accomplish this feat, as my boss and I send each other e-mails every day with titles like, "IMPORTANT CONFERENCE INFORMATION" that end up being a picture of a giant, disease ridden penis, or something. Good times.

@45 Veggi - Thank you for posting that comment. tobad I did not read it before I clicked on the link. I make a Costco run and my Troll comes out with something like that.

Actually I thought the blow doll comment was kind of funny, it just did not sound like anything you would say to me unless I pissed you off.

FRIST - How are you doing? Are you going to be around for a while? It is not the same with out you

Wait. Forget my other post about that short-shorts model. I'm new here. A co-worker told me to check this site out. Hot women pics and all that. nice. But after looking at this site for a few minutes, I've figured it out.
This is a gossip rag. Which means you're a gay man.
So forget the not getting girls slam.
Ragging on any woman not built like a slim boy is part of the whole Hollywood fag trip, right?

Should've been tipped off by the pink motif.

Looks like jessicas puppies are back on too...

work it you skanky hooker!

check this place out, lots of good stuff. guestofaguest.com

Superficial is the bomb, but http://guestofaguest.com is up and coming for sure

@58 Kurt - that is some pretty fucking ballzy statements coming from and asshole with a link to his blog site. I just love the pictures of Bill Moyer and Sally Bonepally. I am not sure who is gay at this site, I know I am not, but at least we are all getting laid. the closets thing you are getting to a blow job is by putting peanut butter on your dick and letting your dog lick it off. So get the fuck out of her you butt plug!!

"Should've been tipped off by the pink motif."

not bad, not bad...

jim, i love all the freudian slips that come out when you get worked up.

#58 way to go big guy, it only took you a few minutes to figure this sight out. You my friend are a fucking genius. Now you better get to work figuring out that pesky VCR before it's time to walk your cats. chop chop, frisky's waiting...

Damn Jimbo..you go!

4, you are also confused about her singing abilities.

is that hair color suppose to look bette than the brown? i'm still on the fence. i will say it does look better than britney's hair, but that's not really saying much.

Ah yes, vertical stripes do wonders for the bosom. Not that it needed accentuating.

@64 Schack - accroding to you everything is Freudian. I knew you were trolling around her somewhere. It is funny that you always show up right after someone has been trolled.

jim, as long as you're unconflicted about your "closets thing" about gays, and telling guys to
"get the fuck out of her" i won't offer unsolicited pychological interpretations.

in other news TCLTC

Jessica..
where are all the young cute men who are suppose to be in your life..

he must a crazi son of bitch
to hang out with,
coz hez ugly..

At least she changed her hair color back to Blonde. She looked like Mick Jagger, only worse, when she was a Brunette. And, she did it just in time before the killer bees tried to attacked!

this outfit choice is better than some of her past choices... but seriously, what is wrong with her face? she used to not be so ugly, she was almost pretty... but this... WOW. John's ugliness must be rubbing off on her.

oh god... i hope her retardedness doesnt rub off on him!!

this could get really bad.

#62 Jimbo.
I've never thought of something like this. Ever. I mean, who does think up stuff like this?
But I think if you can visualize someone putting peanut butter on their dick and having a dog lick it off, then you're probably, so-super-secretly-that-your-conscious-brain-doesn't-realize-it, gay.
Or something.

#55 - Bern - THAT'S fucking funny. Gotta like having a boss like that.
Sorry that I had to start this whole mess. All I wanted to know what how to submit massive breast pics to your blog for publishing. Next thing you know, we get pics of people's colon's falling out, babies heads poking out of mommy, and worse. The trolls are out in full force!

#73 - wouldn't that be "Jezzica", "zuppoze", and "crazi zon"?

Seriously does anyone else notice all it took for this bitch to lose some weight was for this fathead to dump her ass for like a week?

LOL She should be dumped more often.

They're on they're off...stop toying w/ my emotions already! I can't take it anymore! Ha, yeh, right...like I really give a crap abt these 2. Boooring

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNING, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, Messica simpson, sucks, and I think that she did it QUITE WELL!

I know it's probably the horizontal lines, but she's got some great tits.

Apparently Jessica does NOT like the dark meat. Check this out:

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/24/fan-to-jessica-once-you-go-black/#comments

AFJ

Actually, this photo reeeeaalllly shows you what is happening inside that empty fucking head of hers:

http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/05/is_this_a_good_idea/deeeepthoughts.jpg

Oh well, at least in these pics she doesn't look like she dipped herself in iodine before she went out. Still can't figure out John Mayer, one would think he could do better than that, a lot better. Guess he likes the stimulating conversation.

Jessica has nice breasts.

You can tell it's a different gay who's writing right now.

THANK GOD SHE WENT BACK TO BLONDE!!!!!! I thought John Mayer got smart, but uh...apparently not. Boooo.

John Mayer puts a dent in the phone sex market so with his late appearance to chestica, that's going to hurt the NY phone sex workers in a big motherfuckin way.

He rings up bills in the thousands of dollars.

ALL for PUBLICITY!..

Can anyone say "fuck buddies".."FWBs".

It's obviously ALL for show.

too funny~

Just looking at her I can tell she reeks of fishy vaginal smells.

fugs and jugs