May 31 2007Jessica Alba hates the paparazzi

likeomgfirst

FIRST!!!!!

:(

liknowayvazzalol!!!!

Robbed I tell you, robbed ;)

well she should love the paparazzi because no one would know who she was otherwise. she's certainly not known for her supurb acting.

Wow, 6TH! Getting closer....

Okay, someone slipped in before me....7th...sigh.....

lame ass 1st game

I hope she keeps saying that shit, because it will inevitably lead to a fantastic windfall of nipple slip shots, etc. Nice job biting the hand that feeds you, smart girl.

Flatten the paparazzi with a steamroller Jessica Alba.

What does this have to do with the U.S. destroying a country and killing its civilians for no reason?

@10 Great boobs on the blog today, Bern.

perfect baby...mmmmmmmmmmmm

hot sexy, athletic body...yum yum

She's definitely the cutest skinny annoying bitchy boy I've ever seen. But I liked her much more before the sex change (Dark Angel days).

Yes Bern Nice DMBS. Still no luck when I click on her nipples.

I love the photographer guys when they're giving us actual interesting pictures, like Lohan passed out or Paris getting arrested. But when the best they can do is Jessica Alba jogging or someone walking through an airport... that shit is weak. It would kinda suck to not be able to go anywhere without someone sticking a camera up your ass, although living in the Los Angeles area probably has something to do with that. If she lived in Topeka, she probably wouldn't have to worry about it so much.

I love the paparazzi! I WISH THEY'D SHOVE A CAMERA UP JESSICAS ASS TO SEE IF SHE SHITS GOLD. I support any photographer making life hell for any spoiled rotten, rich "celebrities". If it was so bad, they'd fucking quit.

But the only reason she has a career is because of the Paparazzi

Yeah, she's still kinda hot, obviously in shape, probably tight, worth a jab or even a Superfish special (poke in the pink, stab in the stink, then POW! right in the kisser). But what a fuckin conceited bitch! I would definitely leave while she's still sleeping and take a big steaming dump in her favorite shoes on the way out.

This chick is a bit full of herself, and she's nothing special. She's lucky people WANT to take her picture.

I want that hat she has on.

Her tee says "Traviesa". So she is jogging around with a t-shirt that says "Naughty" on her chest and pretend not to be looked at. Nice

They all complain, but would be nothing without the extra pub they get.

The amazing thing about this story is that the Iraqis were better off under Saddam.

complaining about the pap is SOOO LOWhan.

i must say i love my PAPs. LOVE 'EM!

STFU jessica and show us your tits.

That's what you're here for.

actually, barbado, you may have noticed that jessica alba, unlike her coevals, never gives us a good, long look at her boobage, but always has them mostly covered up. that is because she has implants, which, since they're small for her frame, look kind of awkward on her chest...

not that she's not gorgeous... she is

shut up, get up on the table, take your top off and dance for us, monkey.

if you don't like that, pick another profession. something that involves working in a mall seems like a good fit.

schack, ok, we get it - thin girls shouldn't get implants. What's your boyfriend's phone number? We'll all call and tell him to stop pressuring you.

you actually don't get it. implants on fat girls are a waste of money, because they're still fugly afterwards. ONLY thin girls should get implants. but they should either go to a surgeon who actually has an eye for proportion...

or not

What a liar. Jessica and her publicist have been going out of their way the past two years to get her in tabloids. She'd been acting for years, and famous for years...then all the sudden 2 years ago she started popping up at all the paparazi hotspots.

If you don't like it, take a tip from your old rival Sarah Michelle Gellar and move outta la, or at least stop working out at public beaches, hanging out at paparazi hot spots and stop you're whining.

Paula Abdul needs to take less medication.

schack needs to take more.

STILL bitter? jesus christ, jimbo. it was never personal.

@37 And again my troll comes out. Funny how that works

hmmmm...whoever said Jessica Alba hasn't done a hi-res boob shot is - thankfully - quite incorrect ...

They all want the paparazzi to stalk them until they get famous and then they no longer want the attention. Although, it must be freaky to be photographed daily when you go anywhere. Oh well, anyway, I'm a girl and I think shes hot!

Like, OMG, Jessica. Like, why is the logo on your shirt written in Spanish? Like, remember, you're not Mexican, only your dad is. And, like, remember, you, like, don't even speak Spanish. Like, eew, OMG. Dumbass, hypocritical chick. She tries so hard to separate herself from the Latino community, yet she's wearing a Traviesa shirt? She hates the paps, yet she goes jogging at the most infamous spots where the paps are known to be at? Jessica, why do you hate the paps? Not once have they produced an interesting picture or story about you. You are tres boring. Yawn.

Frist

Awww jeez, just what we need, another fackin nagger.

Sorry, but that's a man.

Who cares - man, woman. Each has at least one hole, so where's the problem? There even close together on a woman. Plus if you're bunghole plunging you've got a built-in excuse to not look her in the eyes and have to fake human interest.

i'm not trolling you, jimbo, i swear to god.

alex, is that you?

#46 man becomes more bitter the extent to which he is powerless. try disinterested malice. now that's glamour!

Add a bunch of z's and some right-indenting and #48 is krazihottkelli.

FIRST!!!

And having your picture taken with water drooling out of your mouth like a dehydrated cow is a 'real job'?

Feed her to the poor.

Get used to it Jessica. You're absolutely stunning. Too bad.

brock- you seem to adhere to a dichotomy between "being dirty" with someone and "love, flowers and puppies." Why can't these things be combined? Why do you purposefully set yourself up to NOT have everything you want in one girl?

schack, I'm not bitter, it's just that...I...um...I wish I had the words...it's just that...
...So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You've come along

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

Rollin' at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I'm turning for home?
Finally, a chance to say hey,
I love You
Never again to be all alone

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

It can't be wrong
When it feels so right
'Cause You
You light up my life

@54 Damn troll you so funny. I just love the things you post for me. It is to bad you don't have a life and can't post for yourself

...Jessica Alba would be a helluva lot hotter if her last name was "Laranyxremovedcheckoutmyboobs McHandjob".

Yup.
10x cooler than Alba.
What nationality is that anyway?

Turdbagian?

Celebrities are like ghosts, stop paying attention to them and they disappear.

i'm sorry, jimbo, but i already can't stand this life that i'm livin'. i'm in the mix, i'm in love with two women, and i can't take any more!

Jessica Alba is hot. Has anyone ever said that before?

funny first fight.

and why do you become a celebrity? Jesus fucking christ, deal with it ya fucktards.

I love the comments...yeah, she's so together, and she only cares about acting, but look at the crown on the hat and the tee shirt. how 'bout if we only pay her what normal working people make and take away the pap. think she'll still love just acting?

Holy CRIPES! Bern - check out the pic that #33 posted. That is some DMBS for your blog.
I still have a couple to send you if you ever post a link on your site for submitting said pics.

That being said - Don't look at pic #40 - the filename gives it away - it's NOT a hi-res JA boob shot, but a sick demented fuck whose lame trick got moldy last Friday.

and #49 - DON'T FUCKING TROLL ME! I'M SICK OF YOU INSTIGATING SHIT! YOU WANT TO PICK A FIGHT WITH SOMEONE, DO IT UNDER YOUR OWN NAME!
If I knew where to find you, I'd take a flame thrower to your lame ass.

Shes not attractive and if she hates them so much then quit and work a normal job like everyone else does.

I hate people making millions when they are LOUSY at their chosen profession.. just because they are considered to be attractive.

I can't believe Alba makes money by ACTING, she has no talent whatsoever.

s'matter, wedgie, don't like looking at what you - as an american - have done? pussy.

Wow Wedgeone. Flame throwers? Arrrrrrrr! Git em.

as an american?

s'matter Truth? hit your head and forget that bush stole that election with the help of his supplicant hick cousin jeb, and a few hackers who later testified to having rigged the results in florida?

bush stole that election and has since spent his time bankrupting the government to make his smarmy friends rich.

he's a country-club, silver-spoon, boarding-school frat boy, who might as well have gotten his career in acting, cause that's what his job is now.

and i can't believe you hicks who actually think he's on YOUR side. y'all would have healthcare by now if we hadn't squandered 800 billion on a fake war to funnel oil money through cronies' assholes.

but i guess i'm talking to no one, cause you can't really afford a computer and internet when you're swimming in credit card debt just to be able to afford the shit, pre-packaged house you live in.

Hell Ya Schack! muuuuuuuuaaaaaaaah ha ha ha.

Please! The paps do a hell of a lot more for their money than this bitch ever has. And- uh- hello?? Does she think anyone would care about her if it weren't for them? Its not as though she has any talent or anything. What an arrogant twat.

"I can’t even believe that’s a real job."

Ditto, you whore.

She's hot but I'm not sure she's very bright.
If I could shout it form the mountain tops for all celbs to hear I would and here's what I 'd say:
"ATTENTION WHORES (ha that works in two ways) THE PAPARAZZI IS KARMA FOR YOUR GREEDY, SELFISH LIVES YOU HORRIBLE WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT."

God these fucking A holes just don't get it. They make millions in a world where so many have NOTHING, do they save lives or rescue people? NOPE, their jobs are pretty much a fun little game (like when you played dress up and put on a play for your parents or played your favorite sport,ya it takes some effort BUT it's NOTHING compared to what some do). They live in mansions while kids sleep on the fucking street, they have personal chefs when so many children go to bed without dinner. They have million dollar weddings and then can't even make them last. They drive drunk AND on top of it they have thier own personal drivers and can certainly afford a cab. They say rude shit and then constantly use the "my comments were taken out of context". They are drugged up, cig smoking, alcholic adulterers who couldn't make a relationship last if their lives depended on it. They are hypocrites who brag about their charity work and then fly home on their private planes to homes the size of hotels. Anything good they do can be traced back to publicity and the charity events they attend are fun little parties. They can't stay fit without personal trainers and can't look good without expensive creams, spa days and designer clothes . People dress them, style them and tell them what to say. When they dress or speak for themsleves they look like complete retards (ie; they are useless). They go on Oprah or get interviewed by some magazine and spill all this personal shit about their PRVATE lives and then go around complaining about the pap and demanding PRIVACY. They constantly get and gladly take so much free shit when they make more money a day than most make in a year. They win awards and actually stand on that podium clenching their little statue crying believing that they deserve all that praise 'cause they sang a song or made a fucking movie. AWARDS ARE FOR KIDS IN SCIENCE FAIRS OR MAYBE, FOR PEOPLE WHO RUN INTO BURNING BUILDINGS, not greedy egomaniacs. They love and crave attention and then constantly complain about. They pity themselves in a world where kids die before they even have a chance to live the dreams these assfucks take for granted. I could go on but they aren't worth another second of my time. The point is celebrities are beyond stupid and beyond selfish and they deserve and are responsible for almost all the MISERY and KARMA that their trainwreck lives attract.

Now where did I put my camera?

OH MY FUCK I'm sorry that was so long.
But I've been wanting to say all that for a while.

Jessica Alba hates the paparazzi?

Well, I hate her kitty…
I want to punch it.

who makes the hat that she has on

She seems like such a snotty little bitch to me. And she hates the paparazzi? Well, I can see how they could be annoying, but she should really be kissing their asses because they are the main reason she's famous. Does she really think people like her because of her amazing acting abilities?? Sheeesh. The only reason she became famous was because people think she's hot. And the pap's had something to do w/ that image. Although looking the way she's been looking, she might lose that title of sex appeal. She's been looking very anorexic/bulimic lately; losing all her curves. Not very sexy if you ask me. She should go eat a burger and shut the hell up. I think it would be great if the pap's just totally left her alone and nobody payed attention to her anymore or gave her roles. Then she could cry "nobody loves me!" waaaahhh...

Square shoulders, tiny bossums...I hate to break everyones crush, but Jessica is just a really cute tranny.

#76 kimber,it is a cute hat, here is a simmilat pink one at ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Pink-Rhinestone-Crown-Hat-Baseball-Hat-Cap-Nwt_W0QQitemZ250122145843QQihZ015QQcategoryZ45231QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

and here's a black one at ebay

http://cgi.ebay.com/JUCY-Diamond-Rhinestone-Crystal-Crown-Cap-Hat-PINK-JUCY_W0QQitemZ230136209128QQihZ013QQcategoryZ45231QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Jessica Alba can get over it and accept her fame.

*simmilar... oops

trust me, the girl loves the paparazzi!!
Loves the attention you can see it in her facial expressions! DAH!

Queen for a day in that redneck hat?

Just wear the real tiara, Damn, that hat's even got the plastic webbing...

Granted she's pretty, but I have yet to see these curves everyone keeps raving about? Maybe back in the day but now? You know as soon as they get to that 'it' girl status they get bone skinny with the exception of a very few. As for her opinions, she like the rest of them NEED the attention because if it were not for these rags she would still be another Mexican in California.

schack - that was the comfortable truth about the 2000 election. the 2004 election was won by Bush, fair-and-square, against a potential successor who was clearly more qualified to lead the country, and after the Iraq disaster had become crystal clear (complete with the tremendous hit on the domestic economy). with the 2004 vote, americans lost the technical excuse from 2000, and actively supported a vile leader after weighing all the facts.

Like acting is a real job and any better. It's standing around making faces and saying something you read 5 minutes before. Then you get bags of cash thrown at you.

What the hell happened to Jessica Alba, she looks like a Cancer victim. Where do I need to send the flowers?

she looks BUSTED in these pics. Basically in any pics she hasnt been airbrushed the hell outta her ass she looks BUSTED. Can't say it enough. She does nothing for my dick.

It looks like she is getting into a Prius.. I love this chick.. I wish the world would pay more attention to smart, hot and globally aware women like Jessica and forget the Lilos of this world.

CRAP
I have to add their EXTRA crazy religions, their "our shit don't stink" superiority complexes, their constant plastic surgery and the lies oh the lies they tell. Lastly as many have said the paparazzi is what is giving them their rank.

#69==thank U so much for
busting=the=bush=ballz...

I juzt love people who
R not afraid to tell
the truth......

fucking A...this is why i hate this twat. overrated and boring and SHE is the used condom, the most annoying cunt on earth, and jessica alba, fuck you
cant act, cant sing, cant even speak correctly and i wouldnt even TOUCH her if allessandra ambrosio or amanda harrington was the last woman on earth and albatross was the last condom

#51: There isn't enough of her to feed to the poor.

94th!!!

@73 amen to that

#64- sad but true, she IS a shitty actress.

#73- I think I love you.

Okay we get it..now Jess, go put on some weight, here have some CAKE!

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==This no-talent ho is always whining about something. She just bores me. You should be happy that they're Even taking your picture, considering that all you are known for is posing half naked (not your acting) and then whining that you aren't taken seriously. You skinny, snobby b**ch.

51. Posted by jessica the dumb clod on May 31, 2007 1:04 PM

And having your picture taken with water drooling out of your mouth like a dehydrated cow is a 'real job'?

Feed her to the poor.

HA HA HA! You got that right! I think just about two weeks before those pictures came out she said she was "shy" about being in a bikini! A hypocrite is what she is. Everything she says come back to bite her in the a*s.

The flat ass flat chest 0 curves moron stick is back, with her stupidity and all of course!!
Why is it that this moron is completely unable to look slightly attractive if she hasn't been on a professional stylist and makeup artist's chair for at least 5 hours, plus photoshoped, airbrushed and digitally enhanced, if not as well wearing fake hair and fake eyes (contacts) at the same time?
If someone is lame, that's Jessica Alba. Thanks for posting her pictures below the real hottie and real beauty Angelina Jolie's, that shot of Angie isn't flattering at all and she's wearing no makeup, but daaaayum, makes the Alba moron look invisible (not that she was anything noticeable to begin with haha). Morons like Jessica Alba make you realize the huge stupidity of people in America and how they're robots and slaves of TV and the media. They don't think, they think whatever the media tells them they have to think. If tomorrow TV says Jessica Alba is disgusting, everyone will say Jessica Alba is disgusting. If tomorrow TV says Britney Spears is currently looking hotter than ever, they all will say Britney is looking hotter than ever. If TV tells them Lindsay Lohan is the hottest chick in the world, they all will say Lindsay Lohan is the hottest chick in the world. Geeez. It's obvious that Jessica Alba is nothing special, nothing that you wouldn't see walking down the street anytime, and you usually see even a lot better. Some of you probably have girlfriends even 1000 times way hotter and 1000 times way prettier than this moron is. C'mon people, these women usually aren't digitally enhanced, airbrushed and photoshoped and don't spend 5 hours in makeup artist's chairs and aren't dressed by stylists, neither are their pictures taken by the best professional photographers in the world who do wonders and then 1 shot out of 10000 of all those airbrushed/photoshoped/digitally enhanced/makeup covered ones gets selected to be put on a magazine to make you believe she's "hot". Even your mom would look uber hot like that. But you know if they did they'll kick Jessica Alba's ass anytime.
Jessica Alba is not ugly, but she's not pretty either. Jessica Alba has an average skinny body, nothing special. And no, Jessica Alba isn't hot, sorry. She can look attractive and even hot (not much in my opinion though) in certain movies and pictures being digitally enhanced, airbrushed, having been in a professional makeup artists chair for at least 5 hours and being told what to wear, what to do, how to move and in resume, getting everything about herself changed to be able to look attractive, and with all that shit going on, who wouldn't? But I've never seen this woman out of a movie or in a non photoshoped picture looking slightly attractive. She's so average, not even pretty or attractive at all, very average for a latin chick. And she's a skank of the worst kind too. Not one of those who like fucking and let everyone know, this chick is the kind of skank that says "oh I'm so innocent and prudish and decent and clean. I'm so moral, I'd never do nudity in a movie or pose nude because it goes against my morals and against what I am, I'm so shy too" WTF?? She poses naked for men's magazines only covering her tiny breasts with her hands and wearing see-through panties or all naked rolled up in sheets covering her flat boobs and more! All her roles are whore roles which require her to show off her ass (has there been a Jessica Alba movie in which she doesn't show off her ass?!) and to constantly expose her body, basically she always plays a sexual object, not a fucking serious role. All her roles are whore roles dammit, and that's because she's not good looking enough for people to consider her "hot" or to get any attention if she's not playing a whore and a role which requires to look great and to show off her ass. If a real hottie like Angelina Jolie had played the roles she has played and nothing else like her, she would be considered the world's savior and a fucking goddess come to life. Any ok looking actress with a role portfolio like Alba's would be considered oh so hot. Jessica Alba is just an average mega overrated moron, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just a dumbass loser.

100= sure you don't want to say anything else? You must be her best friend and are afraid to tell her what you think. Next time, please don't write a book!

She's like all top heavy or something and she has the ugliest shaped shoulders i have ever seen. she's just so bony. Yuck. Ok paps you heard it here! Stop taking her picture and see what she does. Don't front B**ch , you know you wouldn't be anywhere without them. Slut.

I love the "Wing It" on the long sleeve tee!Look at all the crystals on the back wings.
www.sweetdreamtees.com

I need that wing it shirt!!!

Posted by mr right on May 31, 2007 11:25 AM

Yeah, she's still kinda hot, obviously in shape, probably tight, worth a jab or even a Superfish special (poke in the pink, stab in the stink, then POW! right in the kisser). But what a fuckin conceited bitch! I would definitely leave while she's still sleeping and take a big steaming dump in her favorite shoes on the way out.

^ ^ ^ men to that lol a sex change!!!! you KNOW sheshiding her balls under those too tight bikini bottoms lol

Posted by lambman on May 31, 2007 11:59 AM

What a liar. Jessica and her publicist have been going out of their way the past two years to get her in tabloids. She'd been acting for years, and famous for years...then all the sudden 2 years ago she started popping up at all the paparazi hotspots.

If you don't like it, take a tip from your old rival Sarah Michelle Gellar and move outta la, or at least stop working out at public beaches, hanging out at paparazi hot spots and stop you're whining

^ ^ ^ again, amen to that!!
i LOVE sarah michelle gellar!!!! her body, her skin ,her FACE, her tits.... fuckin A ID take a bong rip out of her ass!!!!

Posted by Jimbo ∞ on May 31, 2007 12:00 PM

Paula Abdul needs to take less medication.

schack needs to take more.

Jimbo, i read in another thread that schack and 9ou were suposed to meet up....and i see it.... "schack's a dude"
i almost died!!! LOL!!
im not laughing at you, i just think that was rather shady of schack if you ask me

by captain obvious on May 31, 2007 3:12 PM

She seems like such a snotty little bitch to me. And she hates the paparazzi? Well, I can see how they could be annoying, but she should really be kissing their asses because they are the main reason she's famous. Does she really think people like her because of her amazing acting abilities?? Sheeesh. The only reason she became famous was because people think she's hot. And the pap's had something to do w/ that image. Although looking the way she's been looking, she might lose that title of sex appeal. She's been looking very anorexic/bulimic lately; losing all her curves. Not very sexy if you ask me. She should go eat a burger and shut the hell up. I think it would be great if the pap's just totally left her alone and nobody payed attention to her anymore or gave her roles. Then she could cry "nobody loves me!" waaaahhh...

^ ^ ^ again, Captian Obvious, you fucking said it. i would laugh in her pop eyed thyroid problem FACE if i ever saw her cry, i dont give a FFFFFFUUUUUCCCK about WHY the little skeezebot was upset about. id still laugh. LOL, see?
:D
have a great weekend everyone!!!

Jessica go eat a sandwhich. Ya got no tits!!!

And acting's a real noble profession. Um.

100- Holy crap! Can you please condense your thoughts next time? You have a point, but there's no need to repeat yourself. We heard you the first time!

Jessica is a cute girl with a proportionately nice frame. She is not a raving beauty but has unique features. Any guy would be proud to have her on his arm. I can't speak for her peronality but she comes across as someone that is starting to believe her own press. Cut the girl some slack because it's hard to stay grounded in that business. She's a young girl trying to juggle the stress that comes along with the fame. Living in a world & politics of sharks is difficult even for the most seasoned actors.

103 & 104 - I guess crystal dripping shirts still serve a purpose for the bunch lacking in any style savvy or old cougars. The only place you have taste must be in your mouth. Please...it's time to put away your Bedazzlers!

WHY IS THIS BITCH FAMOUS? SHE IS A HORRIBLE ACTRESS AND SHE HAS AN ODD BODY. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY PEOPLE CALL THIS STICK CURVY. SHE HAS A FLAT A-CUP CHEST AND HER WAIST HAS NO DEFINITION. DONT FORGET ABOUT HER PANCAKE ASS AND MUSHY THIGHS.

beautyqueen17- Not everyone is into chubby chasing dear. I'm sure your full bust size, shapely waist, bubble butt, and rock hard thighs brings grown men to their knees.

I love people with a delusional imagination.

wow, so i guess it's her fantastic acting skills that got her famous, right? or the fact that she acts like a total slut? oh well. don't beg for attention and then insult those who give it to you you overrated whorebag.

oh no, now thousands of patheticly horny men are going to tell me i'm either fat, a lesbian, or jealous.

sorry, none of the above.

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't type anything at all.

This website is called
THE S-U-P-E-R-F-I-C-I-A-L
So forgive us if we come across a little shallow but that's kind of the whole FUCKING POINT.

For the love of Howard K Stern if you don't like it go kiss celebrity ass on the people magazine blog and let us insult in peace.

Celebrities are filthy turds, they are the property of society. They sold themselves, their privacy and their humanity for a slice of worthless invisible whore pie called fame. They shall therefore be ridiculed and mocked for their greed and stupidity. Their lives are the personification of the Emperor who had no clothes. Celebitches have no souls.

I WANT HER SHIRT!!!! WHERE CAN I GET IT???? THE GREY "WING IT" I WANT! I WANT! I WANT!!! DAMN ITS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

oh i just saw up top...www.sweetdreamtees.com....is that right??? I NEEEEEEEED THIS SHIRT!!!

It makes sense that about a year after Alba gives me wood that she should turn into a train wreck of a beotch. First, she whines about too many germs in hotel room pillows on Jay Leno, then she whines about directors not taking her seriously becaues of her looks, then she fronts a GQ cover in a nothing swimsuit, then she whines some more
about papparazzi. This chick is gonna be like Tina Louise or Cheryl Ladd, bitter old hags who used to be hot complaining about how they dont get any respect. Noone would even know who you were if you hadnt sold your ass, so just face reality. I never get why these stupid hags
dont get that they have easier lives than 98% of the population just because they look good.

There are hot women who have embraced their ass selling, like Angelina jolie, oh but wait, they have brains and talent and a personality. Oh well, hot butt usually comes at a high price, but not always. but usually.

I spoke to Jessica Alba over MSN through some other Alba fan I met on the internet. I was 15 or 16, so when she said not to add her because having someone like her being so accessible just wasn't allowed, I didn't! ;_; (She'd get into trouble with her agent or some crap like that)

...There I said it. Now I bet ZERO of you believe me.

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

I cannot stand this CUNT anymore. She uses the paparazzi more than anyone to further her career. Ever since she started showing her ass everywhere her career has taken off. Hey Alba, you are a fucking liar. Your 15 fucking minutes should be up. There are millions of other girls hotter than you, you FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. Your fucking constant whining and bitching has finally done you in. We all fucking hate you now. Go off and fucking rot now. Your too fucking old anyway. Much, much hotter girls are here and they actually have talent. You got B movies left shithead and that's about it.

Post 118 by Mcgee is right on. I'm glad others are turned off by this bore as well. I was initially attracted to her beauty, but I saw her act like an idiotic, whiny moron on Leno and then have read about her constant complaining. This is a good lesson. The beauty of a woman is much more than her skin. Alba looks so fucking ugly to me right now. Hollywood pay attention. People hate this bitch.

#118 nailed it.