May 11 2007Jaime Pressly gives birth

Jaime Pressly and her fiancé Eric Cubiche gave birth to a baby boy today. They named the kid Dezi James, after a running joke where Cubiche would come home and call out "Luuucy" like Desi Arnaz' character Ricky Ricardo from I Love Lucy. No, seriously. They named their kid after the fact that his dad makes lame jokes. If he came home every night and yelled out "By the Power of Grayskull!" this kid would be named He-Man.

Reader Comments
1. Danner - May 11, 2007 9:35 AM
Maybe she won't be so huge now.
2. RAMistheMAN - May 11, 2007 9:35 AM
Congrats to her.
3. xXrebeccaXx - May 11, 2007 9:35 AM
What a stupid name....
4. KatieKates - May 11, 2007 9:35 AM
Sucks that they don't even know how to spell. It's spelled Desi. Jackasses.
5. xXrebeccaXx - May 11, 2007 9:36 AM
woah...4 people in 1 minute
6. Flip Rogers - May 11, 2007 9:40 AM
I would eat her shit.....
7. Fifth Stooge - May 11, 2007 9:41 AM
Griffey Ties Palmeiro With 569th Homer.
8. wedge1 - May 11, 2007 9:42 AM
Just think, during the birth the doctor got to stare directly at Jamie's pussy. Makes me hard just thinking about it.
9. wedge1 - May 11, 2007 9:45 AM
Homer played with Griffey once (but not Palmeiro).
10. Dureagonfly - May 11, 2007 9:49 AM
Congrat to the new parents.
Just think a Taurus baby.
A lil' bull named Dezi James...
11. tits_on_snack - May 11, 2007 9:50 AM
Someone once stuck a picture of her next to E.T., and I lolled.
12. FRIST!!! - May 11, 2007 9:53 AM
She was the cutest pregnant woman I ever saw, INCLUDING me!!! (I was pretty cute when I was pregnant, the only thing that got big was my tummy, and it was HUGE!!!) But I have NO stretch marks, amazingly, I wonder if SHE got so lucky.
She is so funny. I love her!
JIMBO- good morning, did you bring me a coffee?
Where's Fishstick? Hope her hangover is all better today...
13. Binky - May 11, 2007 9:56 AM
#4 They spell Jamie wrong as well
(Fish it's Jaime)
14. N@ughty - May 11, 2007 10:00 AM
so if his dad came home and called her a "nappy headed ho", would his name be Don Imus?
15. freakflag - May 11, 2007 10:02 AM
If I were Jaime Pressley's fiance, our kid would be named Ben Dover.
16. Superfish - May 11, 2007 10:14 AM
no N@ughty, i beleive the question here is if he came home shouting the N words and flashing his penis and filming him and Jaime having sex, and constantly getting DUI's, would his name be Paris?
hell if he came home snorting coke all the time and riting lyke thys, would his name be Lindsay? shit! if it was a black kid would Jaime change her name to Angelina Jolie???
17. N@ughty - May 11, 2007 10:18 AM
#16 wow. is it THAT serious? you must not like Jaime Pressly...either that or you have some sort of anger management issues that need MAJOR attention. which brings me to my next question...are you a virgin? gay? trisexual?
18. Superfish - May 11, 2007 10:20 AM
all man...HE MAN might i add. hell i'd screw Melanie Griffith if that one post didn't make her look like such a...thing.
19. LadyJane - May 11, 2007 10:21 AM
I named my kids Ryan Coke and Shut The Fuck Up.
20. chaunceygardner - May 11, 2007 10:24 AM
#8,
Yeah, it was probably great for a minute to see Jaime Pressly's bald snatch, but that probably went away when the wrinkled, wriggling, screaming blood-and-snot-covered piece of meat tethered to her insides squeezed out.
21. wedge1 - May 11, 2007 10:32 AM
#20 - that's the hottest part! Would have made me shoot my wad - Dezi James's first facial!
22. anothershityear - May 11, 2007 10:46 AM
#13 #16 lol
and finally, if the kid turned out to be stupid, untalented, and looked like a mutated duck, would they have named it "Jaime Jr."?
23. ToiletDuck - May 11, 2007 10:55 AM
Can I eat the placenta? pretty, pretty please please please please, hm???
24. whackjob - May 11, 2007 10:56 AM
she was hot for twenty minutes a hundred years ago. Now she's got some weird skull emerging through the skin look going on. Wanna ruin a woman's good looks? Knock her up.
Still..."By the power of skull-fuck!!"
25. sweetnsnooty - May 11, 2007 11:00 AM
No surprise on the stupid baby name. She's cute, though!
26. N@ughty - May 11, 2007 11:09 AM
#22 if it did, i probably woulda just named it gona-syphilla-herpes because THAT is what is beating the SHIT outta jaime pressly's face in that pic. i even woulda given it the middle name "Chlamydie" yes, i said Chlamydie.
27. bungoone - May 11, 2007 11:10 AM
i doubt the doctor saw anything of that nature. she probably got a c-section like all the other pussified celebrities.
28. ToiletDuck - May 11, 2007 11:10 AM
I want it fried up with cheddar cheese, green peppers and a side of salsa...
29. Phazon - May 11, 2007 12:12 PM
Wow #6 just wow.
30. srg - May 11, 2007 12:12 PM
SHE gave birth (not THEY). He may have been nearby somewhere
31. Captain America - May 11, 2007 12:18 PM
At least it wasn't "Bitch where's my crack!"
32. edamame - May 11, 2007 12:23 PM
#30...I was just about to post that VERY thing!
Just like a man to try and take credit!
33. jrzmommy♠ - May 11, 2007 12:40 PM
no, superfish. then his name would be pOnk!!
34. LeeLee - May 11, 2007 1:01 PM
So he would come home EVERY day and call out "Luuuucccyy!"????
How did that not get old really fast?
35. ch474 - May 11, 2007 1:04 PM
MILF!!!!!! ... in about 6 weeks ....
36. 15PiecesOfFlare - May 11, 2007 1:34 PM
#20 Jeebsus... that was nasty...and funny.
Don't forget, you too were that creature once.
37. chaunceygardner - May 11, 2007 2:32 PM
#36,
I was born, true, but I didn't squeeze out of my mom's whozit like Pressly's did. They had to cut me out, 'cause my head was too fuckin' big!
38. Jason_Larsen - May 11, 2007 4:54 PM
Who the fuck writes this lame shit? I mean really, why the fuck does every moron with a computer think he should be heard? Shut down this shitty web site already so the guy that writes for this site can go back to shoving cock up his ass!
39. Angry Ferret Jones - May 11, 2007 5:45 PM
#38 - If I wasn't so tired from dumping a sticky load in your mom, I would slap you with the end of my cock.
40. Conky - May 11, 2007 6:42 PM
I hope she gets her hot body back. Thanks.
41. Kim - May 12, 2007 8:01 PM
No. 8
yes, the doctor got to stare at her pussy as she gave birth. He also, had to cut it open so that it wouldn't rip when the baby's head burst through.
oh the miracle of childbirth.
42. krazihottkelli - May 15, 2007 10:13 AM
I knew I loved this bitch
Lookz like I'm not the only
one who lovez zzzzzzzzzzzzz
cute name,Dezi James, I love it
Many congratz and good luck!!!
U R the cutest , craziest, girl on
TV.....keep makin us laugh...
43. footmaster - May 16, 2007 12:16 AM
she is the ugliest chick who is given props for being hot. Who still says "props"?
44. Bob - May 16, 2007 4:10 AM
So Darnell and her had another kid. Way to go, Crabman.
45. jennifer - July 24, 2007 4:32 PM
After her ignorant comment about adopting, I can only say.........there is a reason she is endowed with no looks or talent.
46. Amanda - February 9, 2008 6:07 PM
I am sure the baby will be real cute :)