May 4 2007Jada Pinkett Smith lies to us

love it!

Ballpark nachos, you don't buy 'em, you only rent 'em

Tom may be first in a category of "Celebrity Stalker Husband"

last time I checked, people who run the house don't constantly have a drugged and glassy-eyed look on their faces, but maybe that's just where I come from.

oh, and FRIST...

Why is Jada talking ghetto?
Thas wha I'm talkin abou. for real.

He needs to invest in lifts.

TCLTC

Jada Pinkett sounds like a project bunny.

Leggings?
In the name of every holy, please god NO!

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It was so nice of the Church of Scientology to send out Jada to defend "Kate" I also seem to remember earlier back when she claimed that she had seen the baby (When nobody else had) and that Suri and Kate were at her childs birthday...only problem was, the press had photos of the Cruis family in another state on the day that Jada's kid had their b-day party.

Not the first time she's lied for them.

Katie should consider hiring someone more articulate to do her "I wear the pants" PR.

Jada needs to get an edu-ma-cation. Freakin' moron.

aliens, aliens, aliens.

"For real." The defense rests, your honor.

WTC is with all these stories about Tom and Katie. We all know this is a big joke. Tom is a great big MO and is doing the samething he did for Nicole and Penelope Making them famous and hiding the fact that he is a butt pirate!!!

#4 Yes?

I know Jada has kids with the fresh prince and shit but she has distinct bulldykie vibe about her.

Oh and anything said by Tom and/or his cronies translates roughly to: COCK IS COOL, in Xenuvian.

true story

Who cares about Tom Cruise!

Tom(angrily): "Servant!!"

Jada(cowering): "Yes suh, masta."

Tom: "Go tell the media, I don't know, that I don't keep bitch as a kidnapped slave, or something. Just tell it in your own words, something to that affect. Go, do it now!"

Jada(still cowering): "Uh, yes suh, masta suh! Uh, Ss-suh, could I have my dumplings a little earlier than they rest of duh slaves? Oh pretty please, suh! I best yo best slave!"

Tom(loudly): "Leave my sight! Go! Now! You'll get your dumplings..."

Those are some lame sunglasses that Tom is wearing.

She's so pretty. I miss Joey Potter.

The only words that come to me regarding these two twits is WHO GIVES A FUCK?

Come on people Jada ain't talkin no ghetto shit, she just keepin it real yo!!! GAG.

Thinking of Jada actually helped me today. Must hire new housekeeper. Check.

TCLTC

This is the complete quote on that sentence as reported by the A.P.:

"For real. Tom don't run nothin' in that house! It is Katie's house, now what I'm sayin' "

*As she snapped her fingers and neck form side to side.

Katie borrowing Kirsten's shoes??

why do these freak scientologists feel the need to defend each other?

If Tom wasn't trying so hard to make it seem like a legit relationship, maybe we'd believe it.

actually, no. I take that back. even then i wouldn't buy it. she's drugged.

Looks like we are going to be seeing a lot more of Jade on the big screen. I'm sure she got her pick of a few good films. Work it Tom

Who's the beached whale and the midget???

Yes, what's with the ebonics here? I *thought* she was classier than that. Now I'm thinking she's trash too.

Tom's obviously balding -- he's got the Donald Trump (combdown) going on. WHO would wear their hair like that other than a teenaged boy? HAHAHA God, he's SOOOOOOOOOOOO ugly!

If Jada is going to invent some fairy tale about Katie running the house, she might as well make it more imaginative.

She should also say that Tom and Katie have loads of sex, and that his true hight is 6'2.

I almost forgot....

TCLTC

height*

WTF is TCLTC?

I had no idea that Katie was dating Frodo Baggins...oh, wait. Frodo's *taller*. Sorry.

@35
TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loves the Cock

Jada is talking Ghetto because that's what she is...and another thing..Is it me or do all scientology men seem to be gay..I mean if I heard Will Smith were Bi, I would NOT be shocked at all...

aint no wimpy kitty cat..did she mean Tom Kat but due to her limited mental capacity just come up with something more familiar?

This is my frist post ever and all I want to say is,
TCLTC!

This just in... "famous" (using the term loosely here Jada fullof-shit) people lie...

And famous scientoligists lie ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!!!

just keeping it real, yo'

I though Jada was a good strong Christian woman....not some cheap cult spokesperson

almost forgot...

TCLTC!!!!

Help me, Jebus, are Will Smith and Jada Scientologists, too? Is that why he did "Men in Black" and "Independence Day," because of all that goofy-ass alien shit? Is there anyone in Hollywood who isn't a Scientologist? And since when did Jada and Katie become BFF? Or is Jada now Tom's PR flack? And why do Scientologists not realize that no jacked-up stories we can come up with about them can be half as stupid as the goofy shit that is their religion? I could say Tom Cruise had mind control implants put into Katie's brain and eats non-Scientologist babies to keep himself young and it's still not as ridiculous as the crap those people believe. They crazy. For real.

I'm usually not one to interject logic into a silly debate, but why in the world would someone want to sacrifice themselves and their child in order to be famous? Doesn't look like any of these whackadoos are especially happy or content.

Jada pinkett smitth is a huge scientologist and doesn't want anyone knowing what's really going on. Plain and simple.

Oh, and it's RESPECT THE COCK, not LOVE the cock.

@46...TCLTC=

Tom Cruise Loves The Cock, we should know, we started that shit here.

You are quoting Magnolia, we are not.

They got to Jada!!!

TRANSLATION: There is a divorce coming and Tom wants to be seen as the victim so no one believes what an asshole he is. Jada is a secret scientologist...

TCLTC

I don't see shit wrong with that! That's probably why he married her, because he couldn't control her! It's a big turn on to people, you know!

Is Katie Holmes wearing this monk's habit because she's in celibacy? If that's right then Jada Pinkett Smith must be lying.

Didn't Katie's wedding vows to Tom consist of her promissing to NEVER wear high heels around him?

Hey Tom, your neck looks kida bulbous, you're supposed to SWALLOW after the guy cums, not just hold it in there.

He's got more chins than a chinese phonebook!

Wow you people that believe Scientology is all about aliens are pretty stupid..Im not a Scientologist but cmon. You believe that Xenu crap? The people who started that are just some pissed off ex-scientologists trying to damage them. Do you see scientology attacking xenu? no, because its a bunch of B.S. and they ignore it.

#52
I am here asking myself the exact same question!

Katie is a fag hag.

KATIE===U R THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD==HOW COULD U SELL OUT TO THIS FAGGOT...? U REALLY THINK HIGHLY OF YOURSELF,DON'T CHA? HOPE U GET AIDZ..COZ U T TAKING THE CHANCE..AND I'M SURE KATIE DOESN'T RUN ANYTHING,,,AFTER ALL SHE SIGNED A TEN YEAR CONTRACT FOR HIM TO BOSS HER..AND THE BITCH FELL FOR IT..FAR AS THAT ALIEN BABY OF THEIRZ..YEA..PROBABLY MADE IN A PETE=TREE DISH....I THINK KATIE AND TOM R BROTHER AND SISTER..SHEZ THE ONE WHO WAS HID IN THE BASEMENT ALL THOSE YEARS...
KATIE=BIGGEST IDIOT EVER..WHAT A DOOFESS..

@58 Krazikelli, forgot your meds again? Don't worry, you would fit right into Tom's special world.

Picture #3 is a beautiful thing.

Young Mrs. Cruise looks like a really fuckable babe in her mid 20's, while the midget, with his baggy pinstripe suit, double chin and bangs hiding a receeding hairline looks like a middle-aged accountant on a vacation to Las Vegas.

Make that a flaming middle aged accountant on a trip to Las Vegas.

TCLTC (and always will)

Katie isn't just wearing the pants...she's wearing the pants, the leggings, the skirt, the top, the dress, the jacket. Seriously, could she cover up any more?? Why is she dressing like an Amish person? (not that there's anything wrong with that!)

Good god, Jada? Why are you courting that freak and doing his PR bidding for him? I just hope she doesn't drag Will along with her into this nonsense.

hey sexist troll..go eat katie and suck tomz little peniz...you so love them..

@63 Don't be disgusting. I was only saying that your craziness is comparable to Tom's.

OMG ===do not compare me to that idiot...first off..I'm a girl
second===i don't suck peniz
third==I believe in God, he doesn't.
I hate that dickhead...

Why do Kat need those friken 4 inch heels? ... man tall people suck - ass. If cruizie was running the household then Kat would be in slippers hunched over like a convict and have antennas sticking outa her ugly head.

I'd heard Jada had been drinking the thetan-flavored Kool Aid, but this cinches it. I wonder how deep Will Smith is into Cruise's insanity?

take it easy, krazihotkelli - you must admit your all-caps message sounds a little 'upset'...

Love the handle, by the way.

#36 - Frodo ... more like Smegol with a full toupee. "My precious ... precious."
Fish - pretty funny stuff there. Power Rangers & all. Which color Power Ranger would she be?

Oh, and TCLTC and JPS IS TC!

Jimbo ∞ guh

WTF! ALL OF YOU ARE LOSERS IN THE FIRST DEGREE, talking about celebrities and people like this, and YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THEM! Get a fukkin life and stop hating. Tom and Katie are happily married, and theres nothing more than losers like all of you would like to see, is for them to break up. How pathetic . Losers. Will and Jada are also happily married, and do a hell of alot more in society with homelessness, and reaching out into the community than any of you fat slappy jack asses will ever do.

GHETTO? WHAT!!!!!!!!!! Are you out of your mind? Jada is FAR from being Ghetto, shes highly intelligent, an entrepreneur, and business woman... Why would the President invite her to the White House? I'll bet a flat brown penny that none of you would EVER get remotely close to the white house, .. dirty trailer park, jealous ass trash!

YEA!!! As long as good people like Will and Jada are doing their part in FLAWLESSLY upholding a positive image, and contributing back into society, these sort of comments really fuel nothing but fire back within your own little warped circle of ignorance. You people speak as if you are some 'cult', without a true purpose in life. That is about the most pathetic and embarassing thing ever.

All you are doing is bashing on two celebrity couples, with no good reason, asides the hate thats embedded deep within your heart. Its nothing but pure JEALOUSY... what other good reason, do you have to bash a couple of wonderful marriages like this?

Get a life, get lost, or please return back under those backwoods rocks... country bumpkins who don't know how to act on the internet. DAM PPL!...

YO MAMMA SOUNDS LIKE A PROJECT BUNNY, WHITE TRASH! JADA RULES!!!!!!!

DUMB FUCK! JUST JEALOUS OF JADA, WILL, TOM AND KATIE. LIKE SHE SAID!

The way I see it is, if you have nothing better to do that bag on people personal life, of which you have no real evidence of what happens, you need help. Will and Jada are a role model couple, a couple that everyone should look upto, Tom and Katie have only been married what, less than a year, you cant judge a couple on that amount of time. And you shouldnnt be judging them anyway. I'm sure if they knew some of you they have some comments to make, I'm sure if they knew me they'd have some comments to make, but fact is because they are rich, because they are in the public eye, they get all the flack. There is never any truth to an opinion, everyone here who has made a comment has made the comment through opinion and assumption, none of it is fact. Regardless of what your ignorant attitudes might think. Let people live their life, Will, Jada, Tom and Katie dont criticize the way any of us live, why criticize the way they live, because the only fact is that you have no facts to be basing your opinion on.

Stay real,
Peace, BW

Oh yeah, I forgot to add that both Will and Jada turned down the Scientology bid from Tom, so that noise can be killed.

Stay real,
Peace, BW

I'm a Scientologist and I'll tell you that this crazy story about Xenu is total crap. Some people in the press keep saying that this Xenu story is what Scientologists believe. This is such garbage and it's a story repeated over and over and is intended to keep people from looking into what Scientology actually is. So why would some in the media intentionally try and keep people away from Scientology you ask? Because most media is well paid by the pharmaceutical industry. They see Scientology as a threat to their profits because it is. Scientology has many, many answers that work and are practical. Let's look at 1 example of how the psychiatric drugging industry is hurt by Scientology technology... Let's assume you know someone who has been depressed for several months or even years. Did you know that with Scientology you can literally snap him out of his dark days and make him feel happy again, sometimes in less than five minutes. How could this be? Because Scientology helps and works like nothing else before it. There is no need to be on a psychiatric drug everyday for the rest of your life. This is just one of thousands of solutions Scientology has and it would take literally books to tell you all it has to offer and can do. Give a Scientologist just a few minutes of your time and you'll quickly realize what a sham psychiatry and the psychiatric drugging business is. It's OK to be skeptical about Scientology, but don't assume that what you've been told about it is actually true. Just ask yourself would all these celebrities be involved in it if didn’t help them and others tremendously?

HTTP://WWW.WHATISSCIENTOLOGY.ORG

WakeUpWorld->You must have not made it to level 3 yet , because if you believe in Xenu and you haven't made it to level 3 you will die of pneumonia, $cientology believe once you make it to OT8 you can been a spoon with your mind...lmao. Anyone who defends this cult is brainwash.

The thing is this, everything I have heard positive about scietology is what any good Christian person would do. As seeing part of the supposed video of tom cruise yakking about scientology, he references pulling over to help a person broke down on the side of the street because he (a scientologist) is the only person that can help. Look into it. Get a clue about some of the stuff they yak about and put it toward other religons in comparison and see how you come out. I think I could create my own religon too!!! Just need to take a few guidelines from this one a few from that one and tie it all togotehr in a very politically correct way where everyone will be happy and couldn't complain because we would be green lovin' tree-huggin' baby kissin' global warming activists, you name it and roll it all into a great big ball of religon topped with organic cheese with a side of soy milk. But wait we need the new world order rolled into it as well you know so we can all be our own higher power, we can control our destiny, our body, our mind and others too! wow we would be cool. ..........it pains me to see the lengths people will go to just to make something to believe in to be as comfortable as possible not to 'messs up' their own lives, so they can do whatever they want and it be defended by their 'religon'. If you look at Christianity, the only basic rule is to LOVE. all ten commandments can be rolled up into LOVE, if you love your neighbor you won't steal from him, covet his wife, kill him, etc. get the point? Don't be a glutton, does that mean don't eat? NO don't eat too much, why? you'll become overwieght, perhaps more health problems that would come with that, heart disease, diabetes...the basic of my whole point is, look into whatever it is you want or want to learn about, and compare it for real to other things and make your own educated decision.