May 1 2007Gisele Bundchen leaving Victoria's Secret

Bleh. she is old news.

Morning, everyone.

oh wait. I totally wanna be cool and say FIRST like all the other cool people on this site!

I've got five bucks if she'll let me ATM her.

$5 million is not much money anymore, so i can see the desire for a pay increase. except she's brazillian, so $5 million there should make her a goddess, or at least supreme ruler.
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I still bet she smells like sweat socks and pigskin.

Maybe she can use the time off to finally get around to consuming food.

That's so weird, I was just reading an article about her yesterday. Lol.

In college I was once paid as a nude a model. They paid me to never come back again but still, that's cold hard cash baby!

Who gives a sweet flip. What is she... 25... 26? She's old. Move along, Ms. Punched-in.

She has the right.

This is sad.
As good corporate citizens I hope VS still send her all the catalogs every month and the junk 'sale' e-mails.
She deserves no less.

Greedy, greedy, greedy.

She looks like a man. She should pay them for making her look halfway decent every once in a while. Butterface. Plain and simple.

Animal crackers and a balloon....LOL.

Would also drink her douche water.

"Her job is to stand in front of a camera and occasionally walk down a path."

Uh oh ... Tyra better never read this...

Five million dollars? To stand around in her panties and bra? Five Million dollars and she's upset? Maybe if she had to beat Masala in a chariot race, but to just walk around in her skivvies? Brady must have humped her brains out...

Please please please let the new lead angel be Alessandra!!!

Damn...... I need to pick a new model to cover with my tranny-juice, when I'm wacking to the VS catalog.

It is just not going to be the same. Those hours in the bathroom with the Victory Secret catalog and no Gisele to spank.

Ok, I'll bite. What's ATM?

see you next tuesday

ATM = Ass To Mouth

As in, my dick going straight from her ass to her mouth.

Greedy bitch.
FUCK HER
I make 9 bucks an hour :(

I thought she'd make more money. But then again they have a lot of stick figures to pay... I don't even find her that pretty. She's kinda...bleh. And Ambrosio looks like a man/transvestite in a lot of pics. I am looking forward to seeing the younger, hotter girls...they can do way better than Gisele.

Come work for me FRIST and I will pay you $10.00

Old models die hard.

Step aside and letthe new flesh in.

Bye, Bye!

What the hell is up with her nose in this pic? How much airbrushing do they do to that thing usually? And, yes, I'm a jealous bitch, but it doesn't change the fact that they've been camouflaging that nose for years.

Thank God. Now she'll finally have the time to do Taxi 2. Jimmy Fallon, Queen Latifah, and Gisele!

I smell Oscar!

I never thought she was attractive anyway.

Matt - I don't smell Oscar. I smell some sweet Gesele tuna

Gisele out, Bar Rafaeli in... just wait and see.

I think Gisele Bundchen is every centavo worth of the $5 million.
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Guess they figured $5 million is too much for Mr. Man Morph.

She must have something else on the table to give up that kind of cash - idiot.

I expect some of my babydolls to replace her at Victoria's Secret and after that to catch up asap with me.

I like animal crackers but I haven't eaten any in a long time because the box says "Do not eat if seal is broken" and sure enough, every seal is broken. Tigers and bears, too but always the seals.

Will I fail the heterosexuality test if I admit to not knowing who she is? She sort of reminds me of those old Mr. Potato-head Dolls with the huge honker and sun-glasses.

the fact that her job title was "lead angel" is pretty ridiculous. and she wants more than 5 million to fill this job title? right.

#5, since when is 5 mil a year not much money?

Man, that's ugly. Why do people fight over that shit?

Our client fired us because we "only" got her 85,000 in new money for her caes, and the bitch has no permanent damage. She basically got a fat lip in her accident. FUCKING GREEDY BITCHES!!!
I'd kill for that kind of money right now.
Idiots RULE
Jimbo, 10 isn't enough, guess I'm greedy too

but FRIST, I am sure there would be other "perks" involved...

Giselle: "But chaknow, eye dun't get outta bed for lest than 5 mullion dollars, darrrlin'!"

eh, she makes like 30 millino a year, who cares if now it'll be 25 million a year?

#42 I would be scared to know what those were...

old shit...

hey ! its hard to be a top model ! thats what Tyra says all the time on ANTM !

so now there might be a "lead-VS-angel" that has a pretty face?
i almost can't imagine what that would even be like

That sucks... now kelLIE can't rip the VS pages out, cover them in mayonaisse and eat them.

Eat yourself...F'errr

#1

I agree, however, she is still hot. Isn't Gisele like 45 in model years? That would make Cindy Crawford like 92.

GOOD, I'm sick of seeing that man in a bikini!

This chick is fucking crazy and manly as hell. A monkey could do what she gets paid 5 million to do and she wants more? Jizz-el, come back to reality.

$5,000,000. Look at that face! How's that worth 5 mil? If that's the case, I'm worth 6 mil. Unless skinniness is part of that. Then I'm only worth 4 mil. Oh, and unless tallness is part of that. And then I'm only worth 2 mil. But hey, 2 mil??? I'll take it!!!

5 million dollars just isn't worth Gisele's time anymore. If VS wanted to keep her, they were going to have to come up with more dough than that. She already makes 30 million dollars a year, and has a lot of stuff on her plate right now. Like working on becoming Mrs. Tom Brady. I seriously doubt they could have kept her even if they offered 10 million.

In January I saw her running through the airport to catch a flight to Brazil. Although she seemed to be a nice girl (as in not stuck up), she is totally average in person. Tallish, thin, pretty, but not one of the deprived Russian perverts near me, even looked up at her as she walked by.

In the adverts, however, it is a totally different story. She looks smoking hot!

One hour of hair. Two hours of make-up. Photo Shop. Airbrushing....

Let's face it. Anyone who saw Kate Moss in Phuket over the Christmas holiday knows most models are not "natually beautiful".

* naturally

For those of you wthout the SK5000j sound card on your computers, I'm presently barking at that pic of her.

Re #56- this chick wouldn't be beautiful if every other woman on the planet were to leave.

What happened to her beauty? One second it was there, and now it's gone.

That's Steffi Graf in that pic.

Unless she just wants to retire, that was a really stupid move on her part.

Holy fuck I thought that was Steffi Graf. LOL Imagine how much that would piss off the dumb bitch.

$5 million a year just for being nothing more than a very skinny chick who can walk a straight line turn and walk back... FUCK ME what is wrong with the world that this all seems normal

"5 new hotter, younger girls coming up next year."

Ouch!

If you only got your job because of the way you look, it's stupid to even think about arguing over money as you get older. Modeling is like the only job where the longer you've been doing it, the less seniority you get to pull.

umm, that's totally fine. more adriana lima for us all

#54 lol, post-o'-the-day

from your self-estimating pay-scale comments, i gather that

- your face closely resembles that of Rachel Weisz
- you weigh between 128-137 pounds
- your height is in the range 5'5-1/4" and 5'6-3/4"

can't really be too accurate with the info given, after all money isn't everything

hahaha #37

the only thing I laughed at, and it had nothing to do with the story

Oh my God! How is she going to feed her family now that she's UNEMPLOYED!!! I bet she can't apply for COBRA bnefits!

#66 she's gettin' a bit long in the tooth too

c'mon talent-scouts, go back into that forest in Brazil where they grow all those 5'11" supermodels, and have them crank out a couple more dozen of them

I never understood why VC's top model was a man anyway. I'm glad the Tranny's on her way out.

She is a greedy useless freak. They all are. Models are basically whores and we all know whores shouldn't be paid more than $5 dollars.

These Vicky Secret models look pretty hot in the catalogue, but in real life walking down the street all gigantically tall (like 6'2" in heels; taller than most men) with crazy stick boddies and big manly feet they look like freak shows. I've seen them walking around Paris and New York and they look like miserable hungry alien pod people. And no one is looking at them. In the airbrushed pics these girls are hair extensions and push up bra's all the way.

These ho's just love modelling because in highschool they were the too tall girls who got ignored while the pretty femine girls got all the attention. Eat it up amazonians cause it will only lasy for a few years.

You don't see a lot of super tall old ladies walking around. Think about it.

#71 is right. What's so great about being so damn freakishly tall? I feel much more feminine not standing over every single guy in the room.

And Gisele is fugly and always has been. People are hitting that nail on its ugly head when they say she looks like a man. I don't get how some supermodels are considered beautiful. Gisele? Kate? No and no.

ROFL. Doesn't Gisele do other stuff like commercials for make-up or something? That is APART from the salary she gets from VS. 5 million is still a lot of money considering what she does. Whatever, Alessandra, Adriana, Izabel and Selita are MUCH hotter imo. See ya Gisele, lol.

They must have been airbrushing that nose. that thing is hideous. otherwise, shes gorgeous. Whats NSFW?

My neighbor, a close friend of DiCaprio family for years, told me Giselle got $60 million for a 3-year contract with Victoria's Secret when she was 22 yo. That's $20 million a year, folks.She and Leo each gave $500,000 to save the Amazonian rain forests. Very nice of them, since I read Leo only gave $48,000 to charity last year, making him one of the cheapest celebs of all time. His gifts that keep on giving have taken a distinky nosedive.

Well, Giselle's a haggish 25yo, and that contract has now expired. If they are offering her $5 million, that's a big pay cut from the $20 mil.

She is 120 in model years. VC will replace her with someone from Croatia who's 15.

P.S. Giselle has 4 sisters who look similar to her, without the boob job

#74 in the case of Gisele B., it stands for

Nose-So-Fucking-Walloping

She's not hideous, but she is overwhelmingly average, or maybe a little below-average. Her looks are not worth $500, let alone $5 million. These celebrities can just pull their heads out of their asses already and realize they're overpaid.

very sad if true tothe word, a woman with her experience & stature should humbly accept whatever so long she needs to do something to keep her busy there is not very much else she can do well + thats a fact

very sad if true tothe word, a woman with her experience & stature should humbly accept whatever so long she needs to do something to keep her busy there is not very much else she can do well + thats a fact

#78 don't take this the wrong way but
wtf are you talking about

#79 don't take this the wrong way but
wtf are you talking about (again)

79- plagiarismmakesyouappearstupidandinsecureaboutyourownabilitiestoformulateacomprehensivesentence+thatsafact

damn i could see that hook nose from miles away. wow, it's amazing what air brushing can do these days. Gisele is just retarded. why the hell would you keep asking for more money when you already make millions of dollars a year? Gisele, give up the modeling career and go save the amazon or something. believe you me, you will not be missed.

#72- I fail to see how a woman who stands at 5'11" is freakishly tall. I happen to be 5'11" and feel just as feminine as a any 5'4" woman. Just because you don't have height, doesn't mean you should insult any woman who does. Women come in different shapes and sizes. You are not any less of a woman for being tall, just as you are not any less of a woman for being an A-cup. And that's my two cents.
That being said, Gisele is damn insane! What's wrong with five million a year???

She looks like her last name sounds. Not my type.

How's she OLD? that alessandra ambrosio and adriana lima are barely a year younger than her. THEY'RE the ones that are YOUNGER? Not by much my dear, not. by. much.

That's fucking bullshit. I'm pissed.

Walk down a path, LMAO.

It's Time for a Change!
#61 This is not Steffi Graf!

YEA..DON'T YA JUST LOVE BRITTNEYZ COMEBACK,PRETENDED TO SING 5 (OLD) SONGS OF HERS..SOME COMBACK..SO NOW SHE'S ASHLEE SIMPSON...THAT'S FUNNY..ALL SHE CAN DO IS WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE THE TRASH THAT SHE IS...

to be perfectly honest, i never heard of her until now. and to be honest again, i don't think she's so good looking anyway.

Worst picture of Giselle ever. And Giselle is probably air-brushed in the print adds like every model on the planet today. She has a rockin body, nonetheless. Face is ok. Looks good when made up and hair done. But just an amazing body. No one can deny that.

If you're a woman who thinks Gisele is average or even worse, ugly... You're overwhemingly jealous.

If you're a man who thinks Gisele isn't sexy or even worse, ugly... You're overwhelmingly homosexual.

Overwhelmingly homosexual with little to no taste.

I think she's the S-H-I-T! Especially in the company of a Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears. Uniqueness is a gift.

She's done very well for herself considering all she has to do is parade down the catwalk in her undies. She should STFU and remove herself from the genepool. Her fifteen minutes are up.

Highest-paid horse ever.

ahhhh that's too bad. Lucky for ME I go to church every Sunday... which means that when I die God will grant me three wishes. I will of course, use these three wishes to ask if I can have three of my very own hottie angels from the heavenly court. I jump out of bed every morning thrilled from the fact that in heaven, even the uglist angel are gonna be way hotter than those unattainable model "angels" here on earth. Yeah, those jaw dropping REAL angels will show the unattainable hotties of this world to be the fat, hideous mud creatures that they really are. Oh man, it's gonna be so freaking sweet having gorgeous celestial beauties at my every whim and command. I'm going to have them hold me up forever, flying me around and of course, wave in and out of my transparent soul for all eternity. When they dive through my transparent crotch it will be billions times better than receiving oral from Alessandra Ambrosia, Karolina Kurkova and Petra Nemkova at the same time. Please God, grant me freedom from your lower realm.

ahhhh that's too bad. Lucky for ME I go to church every Sunday... which means that when I die God will grant me three wishes. I will of course, use these three wishes to ask if I can have three of my very own hottie angels from the heavenly court. I jump out of bed every morning thrilled from the fact that in heaven, even the uglist angel are gonna be way hotter than those unattainable model "angels" here on earth. Yeah, those jaw dropping REAL angels will show the unattainable hotties of this world to be the fat, hideous mud creatures that they really are - like those chubby whores at the Laundromat who give me shit for using their detergent. Oh man, it's gonna be so freaking sweet having gorgeous celestial beauties at my every whim and command. I'm going to have them hold me up forever, flying me around and of course, wave in and out of my transparent soul for all eternity. When they dive through my transparent crotch it will be billions times better than receiving oral from Alessandra Ambrosia, Karolina Kurkova and Petra Nemkova at the same time. Please God, grant me freedom from your lower realm.

im tired of this HO. bitch retire!

#98==funnyshit...

I wondered why she wasn't in any of the current VS catalogs. They are featuring way too much of Alessandra Ambrosio. I am getting tired of seeing her on every other page. They had recorded her voice on their phone line at one point and man, she sounds like a frog or something.