May 24 2007George Clooney auctions off kiss for $350,000

My wife would be all over that. lol

yummy.

I wonder how much people would pay for George Clooney to give them a Dirty Sanchez?

Maybe the dude is just kissing George by proxy.

"Cinema Against AIDS"??? Shouldn't they be wearing dental dams during that kiss?

The truth is that the $350,000 got them a kiss for the wife and an assfingering for the husband.

At that price he better have taken his Cialis.

Knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

In honor of the occasion, Clooney graciously upgraded the prize from a kiss to anal felching.

Her ecstatic husband yelled out "hey, that old guy just kissed my whore!"

As if George Clooney needed the ego boost.

Still, I love the guy, and I gotta hand it to him.

That chick looks pretty hot too, judging by the shoulder and top third of her boob.

Look at how uncomfortable he looks.

HE IS SO GAY!

COME OUT ALREADY GEORGE!!

Ol' Georgie-boy lucked out, that chick looks pretty hot!

Boooring. I just really don't see the mass appeal of this guy. I've seen better looking men while shopping at my local grocery store. And as far as the kiss goes; certainly doesn't look worth the big bucks. I never thought of him as gay, but watching him kiss sheds a new light on that theory.

if I was george, I'd be DAMN glad the winning bidder/chick was HOT. Most super-rich broads are OLD/FAT/NASTY

He's pretty old, but I'm in my mid 20's and I'd make out with him!

Clooney looks uncomfortable because this chick's husband is standing about one foot away, drooling a little and rubbing the crotch of his pants. It's basically a scene from Jimbo's future.

He´s so hot. I love George Clooney.

it's a pretty sad world we live in that someone pays 350 grand for a kiss from some old ass celebrity.

at least it's for charity, i guess.

Wow, that dude's girlfriend is quite the slut - nice of her to slip her shoulder strap off in case Clooney wants to suck a nipple after the kiss. But he should watch out, she's so promiscuous she might be...you know...HIV positive.

my friends just started this site that makes fun of regular schmucks - www.yourstupidface.com

They'll even post your picture and make fun of you, you know, if you're in to that kind of thing...it's hilarious.

If I had just paid $350K for a kiss from George Clooney, I would expect a little tongue and maybe a nice squeeze on my ass. She did not even get any of his spit

That girl is the luckiest girl alive.
She has a rich boyfriend who is also secure, AND she gets to kiss George Clooney (still hotter than most young Hollywood guys).
I hate her.

Geez, ya horny bitch, why not grip his arm a little tighter, maybe pop a few more veins and tendons. I bet her other hand has his nutsack in a vise. Just a guess, but the boyfriend's nickname must be "Weenis".

That girl is the luckiest girl alive.
She has a rich boyfriend who is also secure, AND she gets to kiss George Clooney (still hotter than most young Hollywood guys).
I hate her.

Bren - you will love this. I just tried to check out your DMBS and I was block by my companies proxy server. The reason it gave me was your web site is "Tasteless"

haha...thats just pathetic

Grandpa's got a boner! Woo!

$350,000 for a kiss from George Clooney? I'd pay it.

This is why it's great to be a guy. Name one 46-year-old woman who'd get 350 grand for a kiss. By that age, you're smooching thinned out lips with moustache stubble. Although on the plus side, you don't have to raise your hands much to play with the boobs. Thank god for no-fault divorce.

yourstupidface is broken.

Smart guy, no kiss from Clooney is ever going to live up to her fantasy of it. Also, Clooney has been getting women for a long time, probably doesn't have to work very hard at it, might not be a great kisser, Renee Zellweger looks like she isn't too picky.

#21 typed in youstupidface, not yourstupidface, in the link box. an omen - it's a dumb site. i want my 30 seconds back.

What do you mean yourstupidface.com isn't working? Is the site down!??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I wonder what he charges for a blowjob??

Yep, I'm an idiot.

Try again # 30. How about Demi Moore (44)or Sharon Stone (somewhere between 80 & dead). They're older & don't fit your rude, chauvenistic description.

Jimbo-what the hell did you do to piss off so many women here?????

Demi Moore or Sharon Stone????

hahahahaha!!! Good Lord, that's the best you can do? Thanks for proving my point!

(pssst...somebody loan #37 some ibuprofen, stat...it's clearly 'that time' for her...)

Mrs T who did I piss off?

@39- You are an idiot. Good luck getting laid. Ever. By someone OTHER than your mom.

Well....last night I checked in and it seemed Schack and someone else were pissed , and in this thread Barbara Bush appears to be taking a jab at you. Are you being trolled, or did you have an altercation with somebody?

#26 - Jimbo, this is horrible news. I mean, my website IS tasteless, but I'm crushed by this revelation. I got flagged by some guy on a ".mil" server yesterday as "offensive and inapropriate" -- fucking bullshit, but that may have something to do with it. Can't a man blog in peace?

p.s. #13 wasn't me commenting. Who would pretend to be me? Seems bizarre, because I pretty much suck.

Id pay double. This is George fucking Clooney were tlaking about.

Oh Bern.....you've been trolled! Congratulations, sweetie! Isn't it weird?

I wish Rosie O'Donnell had won. Or Courtney Love.

The look on George's face would have been priceless.

And for the record, I'd like to correct my own spelling before someone else does. *talking

#41 - just last night I got laid by somebody other than my mom. Ok, it was your mom, so not really something to brag about, but I was really drunk so I thought "what the heck" when she started slurring out bestiality anecdotes and staggering around trying to take her support hose off. She might be a little itchy today because I had to shave her back before I could indulge her incessant requests for receiving ATM action.

#46/Mrs. T - Does this make me awesome, now? I've been waiting so long to be awesome ...

Mrs T - Schack and I go back a ways and Yes I get trolled. All of this comes from the same person. What treat did this come from? I would love to read it

hmmmm...#13 might be a troll but I think his DMBS of the day pic might be better...

37, please see previous posts for both of those examples. one looks like a man & the other looks like a 2 week old roadkill.

49- Fuck, could you be anymore predictable? Or anymore pathetic? You wish you could fuck your own sister, but she still can't get rid of the crabs she got from your dad. You're an idiot. And that will never change you fucktard.

Jimbo-it was the Paris braless/bible thread...you are accused of being Schacky Green.....I'm ou now. Have a good day and death to the trolls.

#52 - So solves the mysetry. I can't see his boob shot because it is forbidden.

That's why you didn't get through, Jimbo.

My link should still be good.

I'd like to see his boob shot, though.

I may change mine. Don't know how I feel about it ...

Changed it.

Bren - WOOO HOOO I can get to your web site

Nice DMBS!!!

"You are an idiot. Good luck getting laid. Ever. By someone OTHER than your mom."

Most unpredictable thing I've ever read. I've been charmed by its insouciance each of the 1000 times I've read it in online flames.

Simmer down, iamsosmart. You're so far out of your league it's like we're not even playing the same game.

And to think, he'll kiss men for free... he is our generation's Rock Hudson.

Mrs T - I read that. I was not even at my desk that afternoon. No big deal. Schack likes to try and pick fights with me

59- sticking that warm hot dog up your ass is not hygenic. You should find a new hobby.

#58 - Glad I could help, Jimbo. I am a gentleman and a scholar.

#62

(crikets)

I heard he auctioned off his genital warts for $100,000.

Perez Hilton bought them.

no, don't stick crikets in there either. Just stop sticking things up your ass. Nothing wants to go in there you sick mother fucker.

Now go away. Completely. No one likes you. yeah, not even your mom.

If you ladies are gonna fight, at least be funny. I've seen better fights between parapelegic retards in preschool. Seriously, those were great, especially when the moaned at each other in lieu of an ability to speak properly. Good times.

For that price, I'd have him kiss far more than just my lips.

she has a death grip on his arm

I have no idea what is so special about this guy, hes not really good looking and he has GREY hair and lots and lots of wrinkles. YUCK.

He kisses women like Michael Jackson kisses women.

ohhhh i loooove him. lucky, lucky girl. #12 he's so NOT gay. he's my future husband. my future husband isn't gay.

And for the record, you'd get half that money if you offered a kiss from a female star 10 years younger.

That girl is pretty good looking, George looks more than old enough to be her dad in that pic...creepy, I think he's just past his peak and on his way down that hill

Wouldn't it have been great if a foaming male would have won?

This guy's golden. Sorry, but I don't know many men who wouldn't want to be in Clooney's shoes.

Unless, of course, the rumor that he's gay is true. Then forget it.

I think her boyfriend should of invested that money on breast implants for her. God knows she needs em baaaad.

Weird situation. The womans bf must not be able to get it up and used to hiring male hos to fuck his gf. What a disgrace. Blah.

And whats so hot about Clooney beats me

So does everyone steal everyone else's name now? Thanks for making it sleezier, um, I mean easier, than ever to troll Fish dude!

#41.and #54. Hello my troll.

For anyone who my troll offended I will say the same thing I said to my friends after my mentally challenged dog, Mr. Fluffernuts, humped their legs and then shit in their shoes.
"I'm sorry, it's not his fault".

I must say trolli-olli you have a lot of time on your hands. But you really didn't mimick me very well. I suggest you go back and read a bunch of my posts and try a little harder.

1. I am much funnier
2. I am not rude to other posters (unless they attack me first) and I never start shit but, I always finish it.

Being trolled is like having a movie made out of your life and then finding out they hired Lindsay Lohan or K-fed to play you.

Sorry #59 Happy Testes, it looks like my troll tried to shit on you.

So do you guys think they're both thinking of Brad Pitt while they kiss?

I'm 44. Any ladies want to make out with me? I won't charge you.

Here's what I would have said. Now you pay attention to this Troll you have a lot of work to do if you're going to fill my shoes (with SHIT).

George Clooney is a pompus little fucktard. I hate that asshole. He has a giant villa in I taly with a chef and servants and he lives like a king but just like his BFF Brad he shoots his mouth off about world poverty. He's a hypocrite who's fucking full of himself and really likes the sound of his own voice. He's constantly opening his pie hole to shoot his mouth off about political and social issues. Georgy-boy that mouth was meant for one thing and one thing alone... the cock, you love so much, so shut it and swallow Brad's salty gizz.

The chick looks pretty hot but, I'll bet you her man is as ugly as my troll. What kind of fucked up perve pays $350,000 to have "me.sexiest man alive' kiss their girlfriend? He's that bored by his lady already and she isn't even his wifey yet. I guess Mr. Money Bags is into kinky shit but he's a total kinky coward. If you're going to pay a man $350 Grand to do something to yor woman while you watch, it should not be possible fully clothed.

So this makes George a whore right. Look at that kiss that isn't worth 35 cents and I say that as a woman.

Georgie Whorgie the 35 cent whore; that just sounds right.

* Italy
* Mr. Sexiest Man Alive

and whatever the else I spelled wrong.

Clooney is a man whore.

...that being said, I'd still hit it.

I agree with #12..
and if he wasn't gay...

I'd definately lose my
Virginism to him....

hez freakin sweet....

#30 Happy testes.

May I present to you BO Derek.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4568/Events/4568/BoDerek_Devan_8150112_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Derek,%20Bo

She's 50 there and yes you would!

next Jacylyn Smith, if you prefer brunettes.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5094/Events/5094/JaclynSmit_Caulf_10089825_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Smith,%20Jaclyn

She's fucking 60 and you so would.

Did you watch that 70's show? Remember Midge Donna's busty mother and former Charlie's Angel. She 's over 50 and looks fucking incredible.

I'm surprised his kiss didn't sell for more than that.

Oh and Michelle Pfeiffer my personal favorite and she's 49 years old and perfect.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1495/Events/1495/MichellePf_Vespa_611809_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Pfeiffer,%20Michelle

Check out the rest of her pictures. She's hot as hell.

Elle Macpherson and Cindy Crawford will be turning 46 in a few years and they'll still look hot as hell too.

He is just an ugly, smelly, old pervert. Spit, Spit, Spit !!!! He would have to pay me twice that to kiss him.

#73. Check out the ladies I spoke of. I think many of them would get double as much. Oh and add to that list Elizabeth Hurley. She's 40 and she's still looking good. In fact it's the young ones that look like shit, all lacking in confidence, doing drugs, smoking and becoming annorexic and then getting all fat again. Every one of the women I mentioned blows whores like Lindsay, Britney and Paris out of da water. You think they have a chance in hell of looking like Michelle Pfeiffr when they're her age? She kicks their asses NOW!

I am still young (late 20's but people think I'm in highschool). Oh the jealous looks my Id gets, priceless everytime. My Mom and Grandma get hit on constantly. Genetics are fun when your hot and smart enough to not destroy yourself living like a filthy skank.

*Michelle Pfeiffer

Plus the ladies I showed are more toned, have better boddies and nicer skin than Cloney's grey-brown old man skin. Plus Georgy uses more fancy cremes than the ladies, he's admitted it. He uses an under eye creme before going out that temporarily tightens and frezez your eyebags.

But gents please continue telling us how much hotter George Cloney is than women his age or even women in their 30's cause it doesn't make you seem like GIANT FAGGY GAYS at all.

* freezes

It's depressing to look at pictures of all the women you're listing, back when they were young, and remember how hot they USED TO BE. Please stop this psychological torture.

350k and she got a peck? what a rip off. he better be cramming something in me for that amount

He just gets better with age. I would pay that much and more to kiss him. And kiss him, and kiss him. MMMMM.

Lame. and yes im jealous girls arent handing out 350 g to make out with me

#96. DAMN! I specifically did not post pictures of them when they were younger. BAD Happy Testes you were not supposed to compare them to their younger days.

All celebs are worthless trash here for our entertainment anyway, I just think Georgie gets way more praise than he is due.

The chicks I mentioned have aged well and that is a fact and Clooney and Shitt-Pitt are WAY overated, also a fact.

I wouldn't kiss cloney with Paris Hilton vagina but I would let my husband pay for a sit down dinner with Pitt and Clooney where I was aloud to insult them none stop and explain to them what pathetic losers they are (in case they didn't already know) and all they were aloud to, and had to, respond was "we completely agree and did we mention we are super butt buddies"

And then I would yell back "speak when spoken to dinner bitches", now back to my insult list... on a scale of 1 to 10 I give you both a negative 1 trillion. On the list of world biggest panzie douches you bothe tied for the #2 spot, just below John Mayor and so on it would go...

8I wouldn't kiss Cloney with Paris Hilton vagina

*both tied

You guys have outdone yourselves commenting on this photo. Nicely and smartly done.

How much for a fuck?

#12 - IU always thought he was gay too. He is sooooo yummy though

Look who Clooney's kissing now
secondarybits.blogspot.com

You know the 'girlfriend' got all hot and bothered by the kiss... But, the boyfriend who paid the money got all the perks of her kiss with Clooney.

He fullfilled a fantasy of hers and he probably got the best sex of his life that night after the fund raiser.

350,000 is a small price to pay for some to fullfill your womans desires...