May 3 2007David Hasselhoff drunk video

frist!

Damn I was so close to being first lol.

That's sad though.

His daughter must be studying to become a brain surgeon. No alcohol? He looks positively Irish. Talk about closing the barn door after the horse has left the stable. And what the fuck is he eating? If this is the daughter I think it is, she's a chub. He should film her inhaling some pizza and do a voice-over making her promise no tacos later.

phew. now that i've got my first frist outta the way, i've gotta agree. this is a pretty sad case. i mean, you're hammered, lying on the ground eating a crappy burger, and your kid's pleading with you.

oh how the mighty have fallen...

Hey I don't Hassle the Hoff. However, I will take issue with his shithead cunt of a daughter humiliating him this way. Why film him like this, why release it?

He was the Knight Rider, bitches.

The Hof man is a big pathetic loser. I have no sempathy for that dork

Grow up pop culture losers. Knight Rider sucked, and so does Hasselhoff as a father and as a man.

Hey, Hoff's Daughter:

YOU ARE A RUDE, THOUGHTLESS LITTLE PIG!

And you have done this to me for the last time!

I will be on a plane this Friday, May 4 to come straigten you out.....

@8...nope, the only loser here is you.
@7 You haven't grasped the complete bliss of a series based on the adventures of a talking black Trans Am.

I repeat, black, Trans Am.

I saw The Hoff in a gym years ago. He was on his cell phone yelling at the top of his lungs, "Louie?? Hasselhoff!! How are ya??".

Total attention whore.

Speaking of which, what kind of career advice is he getting to release this video? These celebutards do anything to get some buzz, then release an apology and/or go into rehab and expect to be canonized.

Fuck 'em.

The Hoff is a god and his daughter is a revolting porker. Instead of complaining, she should be rubbing oil on his beautiful naked chest. She's probably upset because he's too drunk to provide her usual nightly pityboink. What a whore.

Sometimes drunks need to see how truely pathetic they are. They don't believe it when they're sober.

I think I saw the show once when all of the other channels were on storm watch because it was drizzeling out side (you have to live in So Cal to appreciate our news). I did enjoy Bay Watch. However I always truned the sound down and had pron going on another TV. You would be surprised how well it work.

@13, I was taught to honor my mother and father, but hey, different times right. That's why they will, deservedly, burn in hell.

Slim - don't forget that the Black Trans Am spoke with a British accent, was bulletproof, and had Turbo-Boost so that it could do 225 MPH!! heh-heh ... kick ass.

How does this video prove that he was drunk? He said "yah" and "OK" with his mouth full of food. The daughter is the most annoying person on the planet right now. Except for my troll in #12, who just finished ATM'ing the horse that ripped his colon apart. He'll be dead tomorrow.

The question is where is all of the Hof's furniture & decor? Looks like he's just moved into a new apartment or something.

I wish I could roll in a Knight Industries Two Thousand, aka KITT, the homosexual Trans Am.

what "show" is she talking about? I thought the last show he did was baywatch.

Great! One more example of the phrase "Stupidity Breeds"

Isn't he currently performing in The Producers at the Paris in Vegas? When was this video taken? Was it within the last week or the last year? Is his daughter referring to the Vegas show or his gig as a judge on America's Got Talent?

wait, this isn't normal?

The Superficial guy sounds like he's in rough shape?

At least he's taking action against his sad existence by dulling the pain with spirits.

That was LAUGH OUT LOUD funny!

at least he's honest.

This should be the new KFC commercal. It got me craving fried chicken.....and booze!

I've gained new respect for the guy.
Let's face it - this is some of his best work.
His kid could be the new Fellini.

I'm embarrassed for him.

This is completely shitty.....

That little cunt enjoys the life she has because of her dad... and she is going to do this to him?????

I PROPOSE THIS!!!!!

Ireland Bassinger Baldwin and her in a cage fight to the death...

On pay per view......

what do you think?

And on top of that... I used to think I was an alcoholic...... until I saw that.... guess I got a ways to go..... guess Ill go get anohter beer and try to eat some nachos off the floor and see if I can compete.........

Peace...

Still think his kid is a cunt

Great SuperFish! This post was adequite! Next, Hoff's daughter should film Kelly Osborne doing coke and the commentary would be:"You know if you call the cops they'll find the coke. You know you will no longer be invited to anything. Think about it. Coke & Cops don't mix." and it will have just as little effect. Hoff= loser, Osborne=loser. You can be a knee walking drunk but you probably can't be employed. You can be a coke head but shouldn't call the cops when your purse is stolen. This ain't brain surgery.

29: I have to agree on that point, not that I approve of drunks. My Dad was great and we would have taken over the Capitol Building if he had told us to but narc on him for having too many guns? Never.

#10 Slim you are total class. But you know you can lead a horse to water......

Aw, that made me kind of sad. Hasselhoff is the man! But, not like this. I feel bad for his daughter, too.

13 - that's the job of the video cam down at the local jail - not a daughter. Possibility could exist I would tape my ex to show him how he's letting his son down but I would never allow my son to tape his Dad. That's his Dad. Get it? maybe not.

how bad of a fucked up drunk do you have to be to get the studio to pay for a Doctor to monitor your blood alcohol content daily and on top of it termination if your found to have been drinking. YOWSA !!!!

Errrr...no thanks. What #2 said.

C'mon, he's totally hammered.

I'm actually kind of surprised that the spawn of inflated, talentless L.A. trash has the presence of mind to intervene when "the Hoff'" is about to fuck his teetering life up with booze (again). Granted, she didn't have the class to show this to friends and family with Ol' Dave, she just sent it to Entertainment Tonight. It probably was less work than writing all those emails, and finding a date, and making sure the Hoff's shrink and sponsor can make it . . .

It just goes to show you that even when those disgusting wastes of skin (who are breathing our air, BTW) are being good to each other (i.e., not letting one's excesses interfere with another's dinner), they can't help but be shitty about it.

Part of it is these 400lb, TV-addict, layabout, celebrity worshiping space cases. This, the most despicable portion of the audience commodity is unfortunately the most reliable. It's these metric tons of fans thinking these dopey actor-types can do no wrong. That kind of unconditional worship (Yes, you there, with the horse cock,) makes "the Hoff'" think, "Geez, I'm really awesome. I'm sure I can beat this alcoholism thing and still have a drink and some mashed up burger on the side."

But WHAT is he eating? I can't figure it out!

It actually might be some sort of doughnut. Kinda looks like a bearclaw. Or a danish.

The jokey side of me says LMAO @9. Alec Baldwin & the Hoff rule. Show some respect for your fathers ya little brats! On a serious note it's so sad to see his alcoholic side. Now I know what I look like drunk around sober people, it's actually quite shocking, and I have no clue what he's eating either. I guess it's the same unrecognisable crap we all eat whilst drunk.

gyros

Looks like pizza to me. I think I see cheese dripping off it.

@38...Wow, your post really reveals the inner pain and turmoil, at having been raised by 400lb tv addicted mother. However, that's not the Hoff's fault, or of any the other posters who are just exercising their god-given constitutional right of free speech.
Wanna know who's fault (even though deep down you already know) it is?

Yes, your mom's.

He reminds me of a friend. And after laughing at the "whaaat" I felt guilty.

But like the Hoff's sobriety, it didn't stick.

Now wtf is his daughter trying to accomplish by saying no alcohol and he's on the ground completely totaled?

Man, that's just creepy watching him slurp down that disemboweled burger. I shudder to think what happens after the camera's turned off. The Hoff apologizers are way off base on this one. You don't flop around shirtless and drunk on the floor in front of your 16 year old daughter. I don't think she's a cunt for filming this creep. I'm thinking Janie's gotta gun...

Who hasn't been a little bit TRASHED in front of their kids, sitting on the floor eating a pile of chicken(?)? I just hate it when people justify it by complaining about their messy divorces or other problems in their lives. I'm drinking a vodka tonic right now, and I should be a little goofy by 9:00 if all goes well, but I don't have to JUSTIFY my drinking. Sure my life sucks right now, I still haven't got my paycheck and don't know if I'm going to, I may have to quit my job and sue my boss and I'm a single parent with credit card bills up the ass and less than 100 bucks in the bank, but that's not why I'm drinking. I'm drinking because I like the flavor and enjoy the buzz. Simple as that.

Jesus, this really DOES suck...I need another drink...

I don't think anyone is really apologizing for him dude. We are just not gonna Hassle the Hoff.

And she's a cunt for filming but mostly for releasing it. Where I'm come from, you never go against your family, you just don't.,

According to Hoff's statement the clip was released by someone else. As for not going against your family, if one of them is beating the shit out of you or molesting you, then hell yeah, you go against them. I'd go agaist the side of their skull with a shovel.

@49 well duh,I've should've qualified that, it seems that in this internet era of exaggerated douchebaggery the people race to put the most extreme examples forward, those being rape and nazis. As for getting "the shit beat out of you " it would depends on how hard and why.

Finally, if it wasn't her, IT'S STILL HER FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY, bubba. It should have been under her custody or destroyed.

Wow, this goes beyond Paris and Lindsay getting drunk *in public* and being morons in general. I can't believe this video was released. How did this happen, and why?

And where the hell does a 16 year old get off trying to mother him like that? That's a mother's job.

I hope Hasselhoff gets better.

Hehehe I wrote Depends

should read *depend

He might be drunk and without a shirt, but it's really a stretch to say he is molesting his 16 year-old, bitch of a daughter. He doesn't deny he has a problem. There is no need for her to throw him under the bus.

@Frist: Sorry to read you didn't get paid. There is always the bartending job. Enjoy your drink(s). I am having water tonight, for a change. ;-)

Oh, for Christ's sake, Slim, I'm not saying he's Hitler or acutally raping his daughters. But I think he's a fucking turd for exposing them to the sloppy, drunken spectacle of their father rolling around on the floor. It's embarasing and frightening to a child, diminishes his authority as a parent, and has probably been going on for years. But they're minor children and he's a middle aged parent. If they're acting out and being jerks, he bears some major culpability. They've clearly lost all respect for him.

I was wondering why his run on the producers was so short. I just read the other day that he was leaving the show for reasons unspecified. I guess he and lindsay share the same work ethic.

Frist - it's called Karma.
(for trolls)
Good luck.

Awww...that was mean, don't think I deserve financial ruin, but ok.

it's gyros. or felafel.
Jesus you hillbillies are stupid.
Of course it fucks up your teenage daughter if she has to be responsible for making sure that you don't drink too much and lose your job.
Jesus Christ people in this country are fucked up. (probably everywhere else too)

Man this guy is such a dopey drunk... He looks like he's lost all bodily control and can't even sit up straight.

Its a pretty effective way to put your kids off binge drinking though...

His daughter sucks big time for putting this up on the Net. Talk about Big Brother in your own home - being dobbed in by your own kids - scary...

He should have done what I do to shut up my daughter when she forgets her place - urinate in her face. And then scream "hey, check it out, the next Kim Kardashian!"

#57.Well ok. It was was a bit mean. But don't believe everything you read at this site. (I don't even believe the ads.)

@61..."(I don't even believe the ads.)"
There's ads here?

if you run Firefox and don't have Ad-blockerPlus you're websurfing like a jive-sucka.

It's free

My mom said she used to watch him on Young & the Restless years ago as Snapper Foster..

I wouldn't expect anything more of him, he's the example of what his generation has become.

White Stripes concert tickets available in ten minutes....

Oh, the Hoff? This tape never should have been released. The only reason I watched it was to try to figure out what he's eating. I think it's a donair.

I don't see what the big deal is, my father and I make videos all the time that are way more explicit!!

@59 shades of 1984, eh? Big Brother is watching you, better make sure you only drink Government Gin.

Oh dear, I feel for the daughters, and for the Hoff.

Alcoholism is fucking awful for everyone involved.

I can't believe I'm going to type... my heart goes out to the Hoff.

Hey Barbado, Good Morning your fine self. Thanks for the coverage, I started to freak out thinking I had grown an unwanted appendage (although they are attractive on others) - I checked and I'm fine.

No prob Woody.

Here's hoping fishdoode gets on the ball early today. And please, no Victoria's Secret trannies up top all weekend for the love of humanity.

#65====================================
MIA==$0.02 Whore..stick your dick
but don't fall too far
U might end up in Guatemalaz Atlantis
with her father Satan==who now goes by
(SCRATCH)== and he'll make Brittney &
Paris shove pinapplez up your ass
while MIA getz to eat your dickz off
However, the worst part iz that
MIA DOESN'T HAVE TEETH==ENJOY====

MIA==CANADAZ GATEWAY TO HELL...

@ 29 His daughter DIDN'T release the tape, it was another pathetic soon to be ex-wife trying to score points!
She recorded it to show him what he's like because alcoholics 'forget' what arseholes they are and, i guess, she hoped by making him promise no more alcohol he'd not break a promise that he's definitely made?
Poor kid, if she is chubby, she's obviously caught in the same 'binge' cycle as her dad and also needs help.

#30, If you think you are an alcoholic, you prob are. This makes me sad only because I can relate to his humiliation. I have been there. It is even more shameful that children are involved. Been there, too. As long as he doeson't let the guilt and shame over this being made public give him an excuse to repase again, this could finally be the bottom he needed to hit. Pray, Dave-o, pray.

#65===IS NOT THE REAL ME..SO, SINCE I'M NOT POSITIVE FOR SURE WHO IT IS,,THEN I'LL GET AL OF U FUCKERS...

#62 I've got Firefox and pop-up blocker. It's the other ads.
(Although there IS a 'tights and leggings' one up now - with even a 'Cotton Spandex Jersey Unitard' - that's a little more interesting than average.

OK, gotta be careful here... Hopefully, he will get some real help and never get drunk enough to wear that *ulp*... to wear that dr*ulp*
that dress again! *retch*

oh man I think I just puked up my spleen...

Oh MY GOD, @73 is gon' get us RUN!!!!

EAT MIA , BITCH...BARBIDILDO=COCKSUCKER==BETTER GO DO YOUR DADDY,,ITS PROBABLY U ACTING LIKE ME..TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAD...SO..U WANT TO DO YOUR DAD...U SICK BITCH...FALOOPA..

"An inside source told "The Insider", "David told his daughters that if he ever fell off the wagon, they should tape him so that he'll know what kind of condition he's in and learn something from it."

okay?

I doubt his daughter was the one to release the tape. You shouldn't be so quick to call her names and rush to judgement-sounds like she WAS honoring her father's wishes

And THAT, kids, is how you get yourself written out of the Will.

@77...How am I supposed to eat you over a wireless connection? WTF are you talkin' about?

"I doubt his daughter was the one to release the tape. You shouldn't be so quick to call her names and rush to judgement-sounds like she WAS honoring her father's wishes"

Like any reasonably intelligent business person who makes his living based on being accepted by the public wishes for this kind of thing, get real. (And don't come back with clitney or the hilton's, he didn't get to where he is by purposely flashing his crotch)

I said eat MIA === I'm not Mia, stupid,

@82...Oh, that clears it right up, of course I'm stupid...

Kell"i" are you getting all hot and bothered? You are so easy to get worked up you silly smut. How do you propose to "get" me? Do you have some special connections little girl? OOoooh, i is soooo skeeered!

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What show does he have?

@44, Well, unfortunately for you, I actually wasn't raised by a 400lb TV addict. I think he was more like 285, maybe 300. I also had the privilage of growing up in a white trash community which was well-populated with TV addicts of the 400lb variety. I think it's safe to say if TV weren't funded by bloodthirsty corporations and populated by vapid, hypnotic celebrity types, TV addiction probably wouldn't be the problem that it is. As far as me infringing on the freedom of speech of others, that's just fucking stupid, and you know it. Never once did I say you celeb-worshiping, societally irresponsible fucktards couldn't say exactly what you want. As much as it's your right to say it, it's my right to respond. Just like you responded to my mostly-non-existent attack.

It's also interesting that you say "we" don't hassle "the Hoff'" when it's basically only you defending this poor man, fucked in the ear by celebrity and fame until all that's left is a poor drunk that's too stupid and egomaniacal to get proper help. I was almost an alcoholic once, and I quit. If I can do it, well, I guess that makes 400lb TV-addicts and their children better people than the ones that the former worship so readily. Fuck "the Hoff'," he's pissed away more money on booze and drugs than most of us will make in a lifetime doing honest work. If he's so tragically unable to manage his own hubris, then absolutely, positively, fuck him in the eye socket. Maybe if he'd donated all the booze money to charity, we'd have a cure for cancer or some shit like that. I don't think there's any argument that he'd at least be better off than he is in this video.

@64 You're probably right. This video should never have been released. Just like Baywatch.

Barbado: what is this Canadian Theme Park "Gateway to Hell"? Could be fun if we're drunk enough....

Cum'get'me==of course I'm all hot & bothered
I live in Florida,,it's freakin hot already..impossible to stay cool here...
Oh, I have special connectz
So, U R the bitch that pretendz to be me?
Just for the record...my dad is dead, so like I don't lick his ballz,dickweeds!

One day, I'm sure I'll lick someonez,but it won't be anyonez daddy.....give me a fuckin break,here!

However, Mia==loves many dickz...any dadz out there needin some...Call Canada...
Ask for Scratchz girl...

@87...so now you are saying that defending the Constitution is stupid? I'm pretty sure all our veterans would disagree, Chairman Mao. Take your commie propaganda to IloveFidel.com.

@88...could be, but I ain't drunk, yet.

Oh, and I haven't defended the Hoff, there's a difference.

@89 If you can find me with your awesome connections, you win a brand spanking new set of encyclopedias, and a dictionary. I am in a giving mood, and I wouldn't want to see such a brilliant young mind go to waste.

#92==fuck your dictionary and the dingdong donkey dick u fell off of.

Mia===going surfing for awhile,,,enjoy your cockz a doodlez all day long..I'm sure that all the exercise u get in a day..later, dude.

@94...going surfing, uh, sure you are.

#95==I have always surfed, bitch since I was 2.,,so fuck u..u wished u were going surfing..don't hate me,coz u have to sit at a stupid desk job all day..I will now start my summer vaction and will damn sure enjoy it...Datona Beach....here I come...gotta stop at my brothers house down there and pick up my surfboard...I think I'll take his husky UMA with us..she loves to swim....BYE BYE.....

Bye

Alcohol is a helluva drug.

what is up with her voice? I cant stand it! She calls is "agwahall"

And his initial response "Wha?" is fucking classic

The Hoff reduced to this??? NOOOOOOO! We need one Rocky style comeback, stat. Somebody get KITT out of storage, it's montage time!

Mia vs. Senor Kelli, with an I?? This is like the Spy v. Spy of Idiotdom.

Did the HOff's kid and that Baldwin kid get together and start a new club? The Fuck Your Famous Father in the Ass Club?

@90"He was the Knight Rider, bitches." -BarbadoSlim

Sounds like defense to me.

And you should probably reread the bit about the first amendment. I'm not defending or assaulting the constitution, because it doesn't apply here, because I didn't infringe on anyone's right to freedom of speech. Perhaps you dozed through the constitutional law portion of your GED, but I'd have to stop one of you from saying something in order to inhibit your freedom of speech, yes? Seems to me like you're still pretty free to speak your mind. In fact, I'm going to say YOU'RE closer to violating my 1st amendment rights because your harsh, unfounded criticisms could "chill" any further criticisms of your man-god "the Hoff'." I don't really expect you to know what that means, but go ahead and look it up. I'll wait.

I'm not gonna look up anything, I don't work for you, however, if you just found some information on chilling effects on speech and are trying to pass yourself of as a scholar more power to you.

As for defending the Hoff if anything I just wrote that I liked Kinight Rider, in a kitschy sort of 80's way. I haven't defended "the Hoff's" actions or omissions.

Finally after all your rants I've yet to read any part where you have denounced communism. The way I see it, you are just trying to spread your filthy anti 80's/commie propaganda.

And I'm just gonna establish my position here before this turns into that internet "thing"

*I don't hassle the Hoff

*his kid's a cunt

*you are a commie

*I'm not going to change my mind

*this is a humor site not therapy for your daddy issues

Live with it, or don't, I really don't give a rat's ass. I'm moving on.

What was her point? I think everybody drinks! I think that, that was stupid as hell to do your father like that! If, she knew that he was drunk, she should have left him alone! What, was she trying to prove? I bet you this little bitch, turned around and asked him for money!

This is the fucking funniest thing ever. Hasslehoff looks like a retarded child when he's drunk. I dont even know what the hell he said.

Now that's rich, BarbadosMcCarthy.

I personally think it's really funny when forumlords get pissed off at the upstart newcomers. Isn't the internets fun?

Glad to know I'm not the only person who gets a burning yearning for some good old fashion sloppy burgers anytime after I've gotten drunk off my ass.

hes eating o__O