May 15 2007Christina Aguilera still whorish

2nd

How does she look whorish? That is ridiculous... fully clothed and yet you seem to think she is? that's crap

Care to elaborate on that Dick?

Second... and I hate fucking racists. And dicks.

How does she look whorish? That is ridiculous... fully clothed and yet you seem to think she is? that's crap... i think she looks beautiful and she is def. the classiest one out there

Okay, 4th, but I stick to my story.

how about everyone get over being first, second or whatever. it doesnt matter, you are all losers

Yeah, what she said!

I'd hit it

Sick, she has a camel toe.

Christina never got the memo that "less is more". And did she get a lip job? Girlfriend looks like Bubba from Forrest Gump.

@10 Taint nothin wrong with a cameltoe.

she hasn't looked like a real person since 1999

Nice, looks like a clown-whore.

CAMEL TOE!

A wise man once said in this forum website some true words to live by. I think those words are perfectly appropriate in this topic thread....

This post needs more cowbell!

They're ALL whores, and she looks as FINE as any of 'em.

Love the CT.

Tap that like Bojangles.

Hey... where is the Marilyn look!!

Wow.. She aint slutty at all. I would have thought Britney was more of a whore then X-tina

you assholes... christina aguilera is the best thing that's ever happened to this world. how dare you call her a whore. she's my favorite, and she should be yours too. she is the most beautiful person alive, with the sickest body, with the most beautiful voice, and yet you call her a whore? i don't believe this. this is unforgiveable.

she's doesn't look whorish- she looks like a tranny.
her face is so screwed up...

First of all typekey sucks dick.

I see Xtina's found a new way to put on weight, injecting 2 lbs of collagen in her fug lips. Dumb whore.

To Denise (#2 and #5)

If you can't tell how whorish she looks, chances are you are looking pretty whorish yourself...

I agree with Julie. Any heterosexual man on this planet should be willing to give his left nut to hit this. Sure, sometimes makeup can be a bit off, but the rest of her looks fabulous. She could be five hundred pounds and bald, and I would still adore her.

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NEWSFLASH: she's number 4 on this year's maxim hot 100. THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Just wtf is so attractive about her. Her fake boobies? Bow legs? Fake lips? Fake peroxide hair? Amount of makeup on her face that's enough to share with 5 other women?
The only thing she's got is that annoying voice of hers--which is no competition for my diarrhea squirts.

Xenu - you must be fat.

hey xtinasxtina, i went to that link... that picture makes up for this one. she is definitely THE hottest woman on this planet. i would shoot Xenu to bang her.

Hey Superfish dipshit, I'm a trifle bit hungry, can I eat that roasted turkey in your fridge?

I've always dreamed of great exotic sex with a camel toed clown whore with the poofy lips you can bite because they are numbed up novacaine.

And now I'm so close.

It's a style. A very sexualized style of make-up. At worst there are many very fine men who would pay for her dinner (even though she probably makes more money), and then give her what a girl wants/needs/makes her happy in any particular order she desires. Plus she looks hot, even with a lot of makeup that otherwise makes some girls look like clowns. She pulls off an attractive, albeit unnatural look and the two are not mutually exclusive.

All I know is she can be my whore anytime.

hey Fish, good job on the liquor sponsors... maybe now you can afford some dividends for us stockholders?

@7 -

33rd!

I want a pair of bonsai sandals!

I think this is the most necessary link the comments section of TheSuperficial will ever see-

http://gprime.net/video.php/first

And to keep this relevant, I like Christina Aguliera. Kind of.

FIRST!

Saw her live in Calgary... amazing. She aint no whore.

She looks a little like Cameron Diaz in these photos. And I hate assholes named Jane.

Her camel toe is the size of a small dog. Wow.

This "whore"as you all put it pays more income tax in a year than the bunch of you will make in your pathetic lifetimes.This "whore"can really sing.I'd like to see you catty bitches hold a candle to her let alone a note.

Calling her a whore says nothing about if she can or cannot sing-- it's about how it looks like shaved off her EYE BALLS and mouth and painted new ones on top.

You say whorish like it's a bad thing.

Mwhahahahahaha!!!!! She's orange!!1!

...I've got cowbell fever...

I don't know abt whorish,but cheap & fake looking, yeh. I don't understand why she always spackles on the makeup, she has beautiful skin and doesn't need it. Other than that, she's somewhat of a bowlegged freak who thinks she emulates Marilyn Monroe....not even close honey.

Did you see the new nip slip video of hers from yesterday that TMZ's talking about, it makes Tara Reids look like an amature... here the link to the blog that's showing the unedited version http://www.trailerparc.com/celebrity_videos.html

Fuck I would hit it.

Hit it like Mike Tyson baby. *thrust*

Middle finger for the haters, y'all just maturbaters, be pullin' on your pud just like elma fudd.

Hit it in the front, Hit in the back, Cum on her face as she sucks my sack.

I am motherfucking out.

Well, Rock, here's a little game for you: you stick your finger up my ass, smell it, and tell me the last thing I had to eat.

Hint: it wasn't your grandmother's pussy.

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This whore needs more cowbell

I've got a FEVAH, and the only PRESCRIPTION, is MORE CLOWNWHOr....err COWBELL!!!

she looks normal to me. so ok..maybe her lips are a bit too...inflated. i just want to poke it and see if it would pop. poke poke poke.

I sometimes wait until after my wife has just taken a hot shower, then I sneak up on her and spray her with PAM and slip a corset over her and then snatch a "Christina Aguilera" mask on her head. Then I throw her on the bed and take pictures until she gets everything off. What fun. So far, I've extended the restraining order over two years. Going for three next month! Pow, baby!

Poodle bites.
Poodle chews.

she looks good!

Looks like vintage Boy George to me. Somehow it worked on him, though.

@51....WOW! dooode, I do the same thing 'cept I do it using a Florence Henderson mask (circa 2001 denture glue commercial)oh, and the women are total strangers...had to do some time upstate...

anyway, it's the same thing.

question: how does makeup on a woman in her mid-20s make her look whorish? it doesn't.

this makeup on a 14 year old, definitely whorish.

other than her normal orange skin, not seeing anything out of the ordinary.

She is a talanted singer who bathes in orange food coloring and foundation. Yet again, this story is boring. Next..

I like the outfit. But she's wearing too much dark makeup around her eyes. I think that's what's giving her that trampish look.

BTW I don't see anything wrong with a camel toe. I find it kinda sexy!

Can you post something new I'm sick of seeing Krusty the Clown every time I open this page..

'whorish'?

Geez, cut back on the bowls of cranky flakes, will ya?

She's cute. Who cares about her makeup. Her life isn't a catastrophe like the rest of them.

did you just write, ...cranky flakes?

Christina: Remember, less is more!

And go lightly on the collagen injections too. Gross. What is she 25? For God's sake why does she need her lips injected?

To see the whorish Christina in HQ, click my moniker.

Her doctor ordered her to get the lip injections to prevent her husband from sucking out her tonsils with his giant trout pout. It was in everyone's best interest, as she is their cash cow.

There is no explanation for the rest of her unfortunate makeup mishaps. Except maybe Scientology.

I really like her. I really like her. I rea

Splat.

Um, sorry.

The camel toe is oh, so attractive.

#55 Tears!

Thanks for the tip Barbado(#55). Poligrip in the mask might make the picture session last longer. I did try a Florence Henderson mask but it brought back too many horrible childhood memories (Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!). I am thinking about switching to a Hillary Clinton mask. Suggestions?

@69...two words: nancy pelosi

She wasn't always so nasty, now she should hang out with Gwen Steffani. I prefer Paris http://www.belle64.com/players/111. At least she has a video to go along with all the insanity.

no one can sing like her
she'z hott
and u know it
don't hate on this girl....
jealous bitchez....

#56 It's not the makeup itself that gives her a trampish look. Either it's too much or too dark.

I prefer it when women wear makeup that looks a little more natural. A little bit enhances features, but too much makes me wonder what a woman's face must REALLY look like if she needs to use that much makeup.

Does anyone else remember an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invents a gun that applies makeup for you and uses it on Marge then realizes "Whoops, I had it set on 'Whore'??" Because I think Christina bought one of those guns and jammed it on that setting. And she always lets me down...just when I think she's gotten a wee bit classier, she wears some shit like this. You have OODLES of money, you CAN and SHOULD dress better than this even at your worst, and there is no excuse for that clown makeup.

You guys all need to get a life there are more things to than cracking on Celebs and calling them whores. You don't even know her personally, yet you guys seem to find the time to talk crap about her. She could be the nicest person out there, yet you wouldn't know that. SO Shut the heck up and get a life already! She is Beautiful!

denise? #4? are you on crack?

THIS GIRL IS BUTT AND KNOWS IT. Hence the clown make-up, ALWAYS. And weave. And silicone tits. And lashes. And nails. Yet still ugly...

She looks like a possum. These pics are fug.

And classy? If you call slutty classy, then sure.

# 75....go fuck yourself....this is the SUPERFICIAL....its kind of a dead give away people arent going to be talking nice about the posts...

I'd still stick it in her ass though.

Julia, you need more cowbell.

#79 Truer have never been written.

Niki (#75) I see you got a new name. You're not fooling us though.

If you don't like the comments then why don't you go back to your Dungeons and Dragons game and leave us alone to have our fun.

I think the reason the ho wears so much makeup is b/c it's a daddy love me thing. It's like a stripper mentality. They feel they're never good enough.

Honestly, I don't think that's Christina...just a damn good look alike. Christina is much skinnier!

Oh come the fuck on Dancing Bitch, weren't you the one who said my English teachers should be shot? That wasn't me you fat cow.
I'll lay fucking claim to what I write. But I agree with you Julia!!!! Glad im not the only one. DQ what a laugh!

Dear Niki/Julia:

Kindly refrain from calling people you've never actually seen before "fat cow" since I weigh at least 100 lbs LESS than you're fat crack-whore ass. You fail to recall that you posted your myspace page (like the dumb fuck that you are) for the world to see and I can honestly say you ARE a fat cow. End of story.

P.S. Yes, your former English teachers should be shot. Although after trying to teach your illiterate ass they probably shot themselves.

FOR THE LOVE OF NUTS, WHAT IS COWBELL??!! SORRY IF I'M SLACKIN' IN THE LINGO

I wasn't aware that this site was so concerned with being Grammaticly correct YOU FAT SMELLY COW! God your so pathetic!!!! I should feel sorry for your ugly ass, but I won't!

@85...sucks to be you Cap'n...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MORE COWBELL!!!!!

i love christina aguilera.

She looks hot. I'd fuck her into next month.

Anyone who says otherwise is gay or a jealous whore.

She doesn't look whorish, but she has seen better days. I liked it when she had that whole retro thing going on. And she's doing a whole lot better style-wise then before....you know what I mean, the crazy hair *shudder*.

well, i'd fuck her into next year.

whore is what she does best

OK??? what happened to Ms. Old Hollywood?? with the red lip and exaggerated curls?....YEAH! total front, i think this is the real her: Tacky as usual.

I think she looks good. She could loose a little bit of eye shadow though but what girl doesn't put shit load of eye shadow on? It ain't like she does her own make up anyways. As for the stupid comment on her being orange. I'm pretty sure most of you bathe your pale ass skin in the sun all day and can't afford a spray tan. I'd rather take orange over tomato any day CRACKERS!

This was a lame post. "Christina still looks whorish?" This looks like a post that should be on PerezHilton.com, not the Superficial! I expect something wittier here, not just lame-ass low blows.

I am no fan of Christina Aguilara, but I will defend a pony tail any day. Whores do not were pony tails , okay? If anything , she looks clean cut and wholesome. Oh, I get it. It was a type-o. You meant wholesome instead of whoresome.

OMG...She's now trying to rip Gwen Stefani's look off! She has the ability to fug-up any era/look known to man (and then some). Should we be surprised?

she look pretty ! :)

She's pretty woman for ever!!! She is beautiul singer and my favourite idol..

im the best ever boy of christina aguilera"i need her so much"