May 16 2007Bruce Willis likes them young

jimbo's getting brand new blisters now...

hot.

DAMN!!!!!!!!

GO GET'EM BRUCE....BOTH OF THEM!!!!

HAHAHAHHA

God......Damn

fucking big tits..bless plastic surgery...and screw god!!

I would hit that shit so hard, whoever pulled me out would be declared the King of England.

She's hot in a sexy, slutty kinda way....nothing you'd wanna keep around for a while. But good on him for hittin that.

The very best thing about this girl is how tiny her head is. You could talk her into doing anything - she's probably got the brain of a 8-year-old. If Bruce has any dirty and degrading fantasies that he's been afraid to act out, now's the fucking time!

Huh, I must be jaded, because I don't find her overly hot. She doesn't have much of a waist... ah well, whatcha gonna do.

The word of the day is "sugar beet"
Try and work it into your general conversations.

Bruce deserves this. He needs a playmate. Creepy that she's almost the age of his daughter, but hey better get it now when everything is still working down there.

she's probably impressed that he has his own driver's licence and chequebook too...

"Hey I had a tough day shooting 'insert mindless film name here', so sugar beet daddy off and tuck him in when you're done".

Like that?

Ewwwwwww...!!! she´s really preety, but sick in the head!

#6 - Best. Comment. Ever.

I can't follow that.

Pretty...

LMAO #6

It's like grandpa says: Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women.

She arches her back a lot in every picture. I wonder if she's having really bad gas pains?

She looks like she could be a blow up doll.

I'd feast on her yeast anytime!!!!!!!!!

SHE LOOKS LIKE A KID

thanks for the ref

It's good to be Bruce.

I agree #9!... she hardly has a waist. Not very curvy. Obviously just a boobjob/boobonastick kinda thing. A boobjob, among other surgical procedures (her lips look really funny), as she doesn't look very natural. I bet if she had just left herself alone she would be naturally pretty. Instead she just looks like your stereotypical plastic hollywood chic. I feel sorry for Demi & Bruce's kids, between Ashton & this little blowup doll, they must be so confused why their parents are dating their peers.

Her nose and breasts make Christina Aguilera's chest look natural. I thought Bruce Willis was some kind of eunuch space monk.

Fucking hell, I'd date bruce willis and I'm only 20. He's hot.

She'd make a nice lawn gnome.

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Hi Demi, this is Bruce, This girl I'm seeing, Tamara just did an interview in EW Magazine...you ahve a copy there at the house? Ok go get it, I'll wait.......hi, yeah, ok page 37, take a look at it. You see it? I win.

:P puagghh she is ugly bruce better get another one..

Best situation ever: Kelso dumps G.I. Jane and runs off with Malibu Stacy here. That would make my junk jingle.

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It's not much, but I call it home.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Well he made out with Lohan who is 2 years younger than this chick....this shows progress right?

#13 Nsomniac - That works for me.

This is a great post. Bruce Willis is a fuckin' champ and damn I envy him right now.

I like her look. She looks uncomfortable while sitting, and she's got a red thongback swimsuit on. As if she just had painful anal sex and she's making sure any blood that dribbles out will be unnoticeable. My kinda girl.

Excellent taste Bruce, well done!

I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to eat the corn out of her shit...

I really don't care but couldn't you find any other picture where this young lady might look, let's say... smarter, Superfish?

#6 LMAO!!!!!

Just wait till she finds out he makes $20 million a picture. Then she'll REALLY like him!

(Do I need to add sarcasm tags? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.)

Oh she looks like girls I see in school (no I am not a student) she is a very ordinary grrrrrl next door type of bimbo cant get any fame from anything other than getting her kit off and porcking a celeb.

Bruce and I have something in common. We both like young women. Good for both of us.

Looks like we are getting the finale in the DIE HARD series,this young bitch is going to kill the man GOD bless him though.Ashton is probably thinking what the f**k have I got myself into Bruce is out f***ing hot bitches and Im stuck here with a 60 year old sandpaper crotch..Dumbass you've been Punked!!!

I bet she gives great helmet

pretty.

she could do so much better.

She "[doesn't] mind the bald head." Wow. That's true love right there, folks. You don't get any more enlightened human connection than when you can point out your partner's flaws and proclaim they're not a problem for you. It's like a guy pointing out his wife's saddlebags and loudly proclaiming, "those don't make me flaccid at all!"

Pardon me, I have something in my eye.

I'm sure she's very smart.

Maybe it's her big hair or something, but she has an 80s girl look to her

YEEEEEESSSSSSS!

Please, me pee skin is very raw!

23? too old to shag. just ask patrick bateman!

WTF? 80's flashback! I thought this was a vintage photo at first! Her hair is so outdated! Totally 80's trashy blonde stringy with dark roots showing. Her makeup is 80's overdone cakey with pastel eye and lip. The boob-job looks like its from the 80's too...ick

So Bruce is probably about rung 5 or 6, behind 1) blonding 2) stripping 3) getting breast implants 4)moving to LA) and 5) posing for Playboy, on her long, hard, sweaty ladder to stardom.
Which means she'll be on TV or in film in the very near future, and that in about eight years, she'll have hepatitis.

Enjoy the view while it lasts.

how long before asthon mary this thing?

"I don't mind the bald head." means she MINDS the bald head. Just putting up with it until she gets the fame she covets.

And yeah, who stole her waist? The same doc that gave her the underarm implants?

yeah, she doesn't really have any curves.

Did you notice in every picture her left forefinger and thumb are making a little "O" shape. So now she is going to punch us all when she sees us.

#6 needs to be put in the Hall of Fame. That's just outstanding work.

Definitely rates a "Yippee-ki-ya, mother f_ _ker!"

Anyone who names their kid "Rumer" doesn't deserve this.
I mean the other kids, 'Singlemalter', and 'Budliter' are about the same age as well.

Wow and to think not long ago the best he could pick up was courtney love...

LOL shes rocking the Kelly Kapowski bang. Thats hilarious....

That hair do isn't eighties, its a comb over. she's either doesn't mind the bald head cause she herself has a vitamin deficiency or she is patronizing big bruce and trying show him how its done...

Bruce you son of a gun. You're my fucking hero.
She's a peach. Waste? What waste? She's got a great waist and great damn everything.

Yeow!

I heard ol' Bruce used to pay hookers to eat their pussy. I bet he's got some serious tongue cramps right about now. More power to him.

Eh, she's OK. She looks like Lohan.

And #6 was good. You da man.

I don't know HOW or WHY some young chicks find geezers sexy. It's like those women that swoon over Sean Connery. He's 77 fucking years old! Bruce isn't far behind.

Do you have any idea what geriatrics look like naked?! After working in a hospital for a while, I have to say that I've seen plenty of old naked people... Fact: NO sexy voice can make up for the body of a soft-bellied, paperskinned, osteoporotic near-corpse whose nuts have now sagged to his knees while his penis has been completely absorbed.

This is what aging does to men; It absorbs the dick and stretches the balls. There's probably even some mathematical formula for the Sags:Absorption ratio. If not there should be. And it should obviously involve his Pi !

she went to my high school.

weird...

Old Brucey came into my stripclub in S.F a few years back. I of course was his girl for the nite. We hung in the d.j booth toward the end of the nite where I began to suck his dick. Oh my gosh! I swear, erect it was like the size and width of my thumb. Poor thing, leave the guy alone. The only reason Demi stayed so long was to establish herself in hollywood, now another poor girl putting up with that un-detecteble "cock" to become famous. I don't know who I feel sorry for more, him, her or me! No I didn't finish, it was for a minute tops cause I didn't want to lose my job over a tick tack.

#6 rocks - almost as much as Bruce for rocking the world of this babe.

Luv the small face, and the expression which is like... oh you like looking at me?... but why?

Mmmm.... uneven skintone and tiny clown lips totally get my rocks off. Look at her hairy orange arms. Hot.

I guess itz normal
for Bruce-z boy to
get young shit, but

Demi totally makez
me sick with her toy
boy-she should of kept
him a secret hid out
in her closet becoz of
those 3 daughterz..
WHAT A WHORE.....

This chick would definitely make me die (ahem) hard.

Best post ever. OK, second to anything with Jessica Alba, even with the drooling. Or those pregnanat Selma Hayek photos. I'm just gonna stop now.

Holyshit.....
the Doctor is
back in the
houze.......

Wait, wait...which bald head is she talking about?

"He's got a sexy voice..........and lots and lots of MONEY, ooo!

What cheesy photos. What perv talked her into posing in a bikini in his backyard on a beach towel with promises of a modeling contract? Sick fucker.

this chick had a krooked
face, I guess he could
bag that head.........

yes, the chick would definately make
me die, because I hate women.

77 i was wondering the same. it was probably her dad. disgusting.

#6 needs more original material.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005361.html

And so on.

Someone's got daddy issues.

Of course, he's good looking, he's wallet's fat, he's HOT!

wasn't he sorta banging [or trying to bang] Lindsay Lohan before? This chick is quite the clone of her, no?

well lock up your daughters that sick bastard

OMG! Jon Benet lives and is all grows up!!!

#65 and #84...I was thinking the same thing (that she's Lohanish) #10 "sugar beet" is 2 words, am I confined to using them in conjunction, or may I mix it up? :)

Way to go bruce, but this is only a random cute college girl, she's not the playmate quality of yore (unless this is the pre-airbrush pic?).
All your fame and name recognition, yet Brian Austin Green gets Megan Fox? Dude, I'd be pissed.

I think Tamara is a very sweet and beautiful woman and I applaud Bruce's taste in beauty. Having enjoyed seeing Tamara in the Playboy family, I pity all of you that think she's such a monstrosity. To me she outclasses your own partners to the nth degree. Bruce and Tamara....enjoy the ride!!!!!!

Too bad she has Donald Trump's hair.
Seriously. What is that shit, a comb over?

You could pick her apart but I still dig her...for now.

Bruce., Ur mY Idol man., great choice. excelente taste as always., when i get older i wanna be just like u. p.s. to all readers.: THIS IS NOT SARCASM. Grea hit on the girl big guy!