May 29 2007Britney Spears writes a really long message to her fans

No way she wrote this herself.
First.

FIRST!

Blah blah blah. I couldn't even read it all without vomiting.

frick.

I would still do her. I can't believe you guys say you wouldn't fuck her. Who gives a shit about her stupidity, the whole thing is to get your dick wet.

omg imagine the train wreck if she went on Tyra's show?! LOL that would ROCK!

http://www.innerdrama.com/

Great essay! Can't wait for her first novel to come out. (Title suggestion: "The Little Coke Whore that Could")

I love Britney :(

TEAM BRITNEY FTW!

Abraham Lincoln's ghost no longer visits the White House because he's afraid of Cheney.

Yeah ok. You went to rehab when you didn't have any problems relating to drinking or being in rehab....

"... or her" ? Well, that's just a pile of junk...

Wow, that was surprisingly lucid......

whoever wrote it.

Is that picture on her site from when she was in the Mickey Mouse Club? She hasn't been that skinny since Clinton was President.

"I am only human people and I love you for still loving me."

Does ANYBODY feel that this applies? Anybody? Anybody in here who loves Brit-Brit? Yes...no...dust?

I don't love her, but would love to stick my dick inside her.

"That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her."

Umm.. I think she's trying to tell us something here....

Seriously? After K-Fed's been in there? I wouldn't risk it.

#7 HAHAHA! Wouldn't that be Lindsay's essay?
"Di little cocke hor dat cud - crash cars dat is" written in crayon with some letters turned the wrong way.

I'm stunned. This doesn't look like it was written by a four year old. In fact, it even *gasp* makes sense.

Whatever about blaming people, I'd say it's fairly obvious that B's mum is a money grabbing maniac... And, who knows, perhaps B really did love that sleazeball she married?

Whatever you say about her, at least the writing is intelligble. That's got to be a good start.

Yeah #17, not like I am going to eat her out or anything. Just going to my dick in there. Lindsay is another little twat that I would like to fuck, but not until I sanded her freckles off.

Here are some pics of Britney, Sean, Jayden, and Ali (or some dark haired girl)

From what I can make out in the pics, Jayden looks just like Sean. It doesn't look like there is anything wrong with him.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britney_with_jayden.php

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britney_with_jayden.php

13 great boobs in the right corner of your site

It's amazing - she used to be incredibly hot. True, that was years ago, when she was still a teenager, but some people now say she was never hot. Completely untrue - check the pics.

@19 Victor - you can be the test case. Stick your dick in Britney and if it does not fall off in a week, it is safe for the rest of us to slide her the high hard one. Then you can bone Lindsay, if you dick does not fall of in 24 hours, we will make a bronze statue of you and put you in some park for all to admire the golden weenie with a big plaque describing your conquests

Eh...and what's this "Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression." Anybody else remember her running around, throwing up in cars because she was drunk? From alcohol. Or maybe it was milk? Running around with Paris being sober? And all the parties she was sober at?

But Brit-Brit could be right. She's probably just insane...must be hard being anti-christ and all that. I mean no normal person would think that retarded hooker makes for a good sense of style.

# 22 Yeah, they are. I am totally hot.;)

# 24 hahaha! Sounds good. Any takers for Paris...or is that just penis-suicide?

# 24 hahaha! Sounds good. Any takers for Paris...or would it be less painful to just set your penis on fire and and chop it off with a blunt and rusty knife? Victor? Are you...eh...up for it?

You know, Britney's trials and tribulations have really help me put the war in Iraq and atrocities in Darfur in perspective.

Thank U, Brit.

@27 - If Victor can survive all 3 then he will have a red cape and a shirt with a big S in the middle. I think that is more than we can ask of any one man. I would rather do Ellana Bobit than Paris

Brit's taken up the Cicciolina look, I see.

I can't even read this without hearing a skipping lip-sync track in my head.

I've never read so much nothing in my life. She should write speeches for G.W.Bush.

I can see she's probably putting it out there, hoping Tyra will invite her on her show so they can cry together. I think maybe Brit's trying to get some public sympathy. She should have thought of that before she did that snarky video w/ the paparazzi where she makes condescening remarks and is sarcastic to the public abt believing everything they hear and read. I think she also makes some mention that the rehab did NOT help, so she is contradicting herself. She seems like such a phoney to me. Now that she's losing her fan base she's trying to do some damage control so she won't lose her fame & money. And I don't know why so many people commented that she sounds intelligent in her message; sounds pretty juvenile and cliche to me. Espc the last part abt how she can't wait to meet God...him or her. What a retard. And I think the behavior needs to fit the words...she dresses and acts like a tramp all over town, with kids in tow, then goes on to say how much she appreciates her kids and tries her best, yadayadayada. Whatever. I'm so sick of this chic. She needs to just go away. Her 15 minutes of fame are so long over due to end. She got more than she deserved, and she deserves no more from Hollywood except her E! true hollywood story. Go away and go get your GED. And find love and be happy with your new family...but just get out of the spot light because you're a farce and have nothing left to offer.

hell, even the freakin picture on her website is a farce...its so obvious they just pasted her bald head onto an old picture than added a wig. She might as well be a Sims character.

and at 6:26 I got, like bored, and like, decided to go out, cause I found this really cool surgical gown - in yellow - that I like, wanna show off.

Her kids are probably asleep because she spiked their Juicy Juice with Robitussin and codeine. Great mom.

I knew it!

Mischa Barton and Nicole Ritchie invite Britney to a Memorial Day BBQ with food and drinks.....and then make her pay for everything!

Weak!

Dear Brit,

Please click for my long reply to your long letter.

Smooches,

Your #2 All-time Fan

Why is Natalie Portman's pic on Brit's website?

6:25 AM or PM? Whose kids sleep at 6:35 PM? Or if it is AM has she been up all night? No way she got up that early.

Hey all you fuckers can hook it up, I will give it a go, I will pound Lindsay's, Britney's, and Paris pussy to my fullest content. Get the ball rolling, and I will be the fuckin stupid ass to do it. I am fuckin stupid and crazy.

Captain Obvious: I agre! she just said a few weekago that her managr made her go to reab and she didn't need it. now she'll use it as a publicity stunt "I grew so much, found god..." whatevs. Her manager probably wrote the letter. Britney, you have enough money. Just top performing if you don't want people to write about you. It's that simple.

Captain Obvious: I agre! she just said a few weekago that her managr made her go to reab and she didn't need it. now she'll use it as a publicity stunt "I grew so much, found god..." whatevs. Her manager probably wrote the letter. Britney, you have enough money. Just top performing if you don't want people to write about you. It's that simple.

well said captain obvious

She has time to write lame ass letter about being "human", but no time to clean up before going out in public?

Batman?

If it's what you do that defines you, the author of this post is in serious trouble.

Hey Brit you really wan't to convince us your sincere and human? Take off the fucking wig, take a snapshot and post that on your site instead of the ridiculous fake photo on there now. Either that or just admit your parents were cousins.

tldr

I think she's not blaming them like i made it easy i deserved to get screwed over it makes me a better person.
She made the video cause no one was supporting her you have that model whose fourth husband cheated on her anna nicole the drugged out gold digger they got sympathy but britney 25 single gaining weight divorced thats yourr average americanwell most have abortions or on birth control and she does not get any.

people, shes fucking trying...grow up and realize she is a real person...i love her!

#38 - "#2 fan" LMAO!

Let me get this straight, she doesn't want people trying to control her life, but she still pays people to pretend to be her and post things online?

Clearly she didn't write this, when she writes its incoherent and about how she's a tiger. I bet we can even find a photo of what she was doing at 6:25 that day.

did anyone else noticed that before she went crazy, the press were saying she was doing wild mad things when she wasn't. THEN she started. i think she prob just thought "if they're going to say that stuff about me i might as well just do it then". feel a bit sorry for her.
but man is she crazy

She sure says "surreal" and "weird" a lot.

I'd like to bang her in the ass... now that would be surreal and weird. Thanks.

yeah and you can only respond IF you join her "fan club" and write positive things. The girl is in a fantasy world.

What a loser - does she REALLY think people buy this load of shit she writes?

I have never been a fan of hers but I think that what the media is doing at the moment is awful but I know it makes money and that is why they do it... I know it always seems fun to reval in the fall of a star that seemed so perfect ...once someone that was aslways seen as perfect and idolised.. but is now tossed aside like a piece of trash... So easy to forget the human side of things... We all have issues how would it feel to you if all your problems became public... Just really think about it for a moment...

that picture of her was obviously not taken recently

imran karim

@1 Yep I think pretty much everyone thought the same thing w/o even reading that drivel.

"That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her."
We can't wait for you to meet God either.

Who cares about Britney anymore?

What has she got left that she can even be famous for?

She's a fucking joke. Even people like Lindsay Lohan have ok movie careers to fall back on.

"I am only human people and I love you for still loving me."

Okay, but next time can you send a card? Because how do you know your mom and dad human people read your webpage?

I think it is interesting that she wrote,
"There is your side, my side, and the truth."
Does that mean that the actual "truth" is different than her side? Gee, should we believe Britney or the truth? HMMMMMM!
Keep trying honey!

Brittney=maybe if your music, hair, pictures, stories about your kidz weren't ..fake ..fake...fake...someone
just might like you a little, but you
no longer have nothing to offer us,,,so

take that money you have left, quietly
go to another country and STFU..either
help someone or go away...your stupid..
and America is sick of your sorry azz!

She sounds like she needs to move to Sedona and space-out under a Vortex.

ha, the batman line was a nice touch...

She says that she is only human. Well, I really wonder about that.

If she had as many dicks sticking out of her that have been in her, she would be a porcupine.

First.....Tyra Banks did not cry ......she used it as a opportunity to stick it to the media and empower women...something Britney spears knows nothing about. Second, doesn't she have like a best friend or a psyc to discuss this crap with? She has got to be the most unprofessional person out there...Third...if you don't know whether God is a He or a She...you probably don't want to come face to face with ummm HIM. Conclusion. Britney Spears is still a dumbass.

Damn that bad blonde wig and white gloves reminds me of Penny from Showgirls. Er, I think that was her name? The chick that got knocked up.

#67 that is because it is Penny,
as I pointed out before, that body is
not Britney's, give me a break...she is
so fake and phony she has to use someone
elses body.

66- "First.....Tyra Banks did not cry ......she used it as a opportunity to stick it to the media and empower women..."

LOL, yep that's Tyra always empowering women. That's why she's on the cover of Life & Style saying "I feel comfortable lighter" and "how I lost 30 pounds" LOL she's a hypocrit one day its "So what, fat is beautiful" the next month she brags about loosing weight

What I learned today from Britney Spears: "since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth" -> The opposite of bad is truth, not good. We're all so stupid retards! ;-)

Jeez Brit! Just fucking slit your wrists already and go away!

Britney, can I have your x-husband? My teeth are disguistingly green and your x is ugly and a nobody, so I thought I might have him for awhile. The devil is sick of me, I need someone who loves ugly green teeth. I am from Canada, but don't let that scare you off, we just hate Americans. Call me:

i just have a few thing's to say. first off, brit wether she know's it or not has done this to her self, and now put the blame on other's. she say's it was not alcohol, so that will justify her consumtion of alcohol recently. yes, i saw her out a a swanky club vomit in the bathroom and now out of the blue she write's a letter about rehab. she say's it was not depression or alcohol. she actually beleive's that. she is so self centered. she know's she is being watched and she still keep'that tabloid's in bussiness. another, her boy's are obese, i have seen her on several occasion's give them large amount's of pepsi in there bottle's to shut them up. that is why she does not let the camera's or pic's of boy's to close to her boy's. sean's teeth are rotten. she give's them pepsi at night to shut them up, not thinking about all the sugar that is sitting on there teeth all night while they are sleeping. it is not just the issue of rotten teeth, it is also obesity, both of her boy's (at a very young age) about 2-3 month's old she would feed them alot of take out food as well as mcdonald's. i have never seen a 2-3 month old baby suck on fench frie's. they would cry when she took that away. she thought it was funny. mean while. they were all sugared up and she would hand them off to a nanny while she went out. she need's to stop before they really get out of hand with being obese and rotten teeth. if you need to give them pepsi, make it diet. those 2 babie's will need therapy as probably as youngas 5.

heyy brit,
i think all u people need to think how hard it would be if u have been divorce and all the stuff she has gone through and i beat if u were her for 1 day just one u would find out how hard it is to be her and yea well i just think u should all take that in and think about wat she has been through and stuff....

peace out
xoxo
toodles
x~kel~x(x~maggie~x)

britney has had a hard time lately, and she disurves a break.I no most people dont have any idea whats been happening in her life, only britney knows whats shes done wrong and right, so people shouldn'tjudge her. I hope britney comes back and does her best and shows people she can do it.I think she trys to be a good mum and she is doing her best. So come on britney and show us. I am your biggest fan. I do your songs and try to copy your dance moves in my bedroom, so if an 11 year old girl can do it so can you.

hey brit
Its me again lorna ryan. I just want to tell you that im your my biggest fan and I no you can come back. I think that you have had a kinder mad break. I collect your magazines and ive seen you performing in america on tele, if you do come back(I hope) please come to Rotherham or Sheffield I will come I promise.I really think that Sean and Jayden are cute. I think that your Jayden is called Jayden because the magazine tells us alsorts. I bet your life is hard, 2 kids a divorce and paparazzi driving you crazy. I wish when im older I can be as good a popstar as you are, also have all those fans. Your amazing 24/7. I remember when I was younger I wanted to be your background dancer.I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU LIVE AGAIN BRIT. Thank You for reading this letter.

Love From Lorna Ryan xxxxx

Okay, people on this site saying"Bullcrap" And you want to vomit? Please drow up.Do you honestly know who the real Britney Spears is? No, you only know her from the Magazines. I feel and I don’t know if its true but it seems like Britney was put in Showbiz...That’s it. She never got to experience a real childhood and know what’s right from wrong. She is just like everyone else, and the little things that happen to her, is blown out of proportion. She is human and she makes mistakes. I make mistakes and I mess up. But, do I have millions of people saying oh my god she tripped on her shoe. Do you? NO! So, how can we sit here saying she is bullshitting us all? You don’t know her whatsoever. Hell yeah there is things you read and you’re like “That crazy ass woman” And “Omg”! But, do you seriously believe its all true?

Please remember you’re not perfect, and you don’t have every little situation on a headline of a magazine. There rumors, and rumors DO hurt.

yea i agree with #77 no one knows how hard it would be not bein' able to live a normal life havin' everythin' u do put in magazines and newspapers i mean nobodys perfect and we all make mistakes and u can't always believe wat u hear coz sometimes that make it out to be worser then wat it is so yea just remember how u would feel not bein' able to live a normal life havin'
everyone watchin' ur every move just think how u would feel....

peace out
xoxo
toodles
x~kel~x(x~maggie~x)

OK SO SHE IS HAVING TROUBLE AND EVERYTHING BUT OMG THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT DO DRUGS THAT AINT RICH AND DO YOU SEE THEM POSTING THAT ON THE NEWS NO THEY JUST DRAMATIZE EVERYTHING THEY CAN GET THERE HANDS ON (THE NEWS) AND ITS BULL**** IF YOU ASK ME.. JUST LET HER LIVE HER LIFE AND WE SHOULD LET HER DO IT HER WAY... LIFE IS ABOUT MAKING MISTAKES LET HER MAKE HERS AND SHE WILL LEARN..... AND ALL THIS ABOUT HER HAIR OMG PEOPLE GO THROUGH BREAK DOWNS ALL THE TYME SO SHE SHAVED HER HEAD ITS NOT LIKE SHE IS CUTTING HERSELF SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER I ADDMIT SHE SHOULD HAVE NEVER DONE IT BUT ITS HER LIFE LET HER DO IT HER WAY.......*(BRIT'S#1FAN)*

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mahh we all did stupid stuff in our life...thankful we dont have a camera following us all the time :) cuz maybe they would try to make us look as bad. I think it's sad to see how it is so easy yes to judge people. And like i've heard before. You shouldn't judge by a cover of a book. We don't know her personally and don't know the emotional problems that she is going through..which is making her be a little too much unfortunatly. Ne how....i pray God and wish her the best...it's the best i can do. The only one that should really be able to judge its him. Each of us are not in the right shoes to do it hehe we are all humans after all :) and we are all different....thank god
peace everyone
Isabelle :)

Man, some of you are insanely STOOPIT!

Ah, good ol' crazy Britbrit...

#41- I agree with your last sentance wholeheartedly.

So she rode the crazy train to skankville, why so angry, people??

I HATE to admit this, but that letter really did make me feel sorry for her. After having kids you are a different person, and your mind is just not the same for a while-she is obviously an extreme case, but throw in a public divorce, oSAMa bin Lufti, and 500 paparrazi and who knows what would happen?
She was on different meds,etc. I'm not one to defend her, I could go on for days about her horrible clothes and bad choices(BAD BAD BAD choices), but I'm not going to wish her dead, or some of the other evil shit on these posts.Grow up and stop spewing evil shit about her, she's over.
If she were smart she would go to some island in Fiji and tell her 'people' to kiss her ass.
Oh and I like how they keep using old pictures from her in ad campains, like her perfume and website! She hasn't looked like that in years, she doesn't even remember looking like that...