May 29 2007Britney Spears wets herself

sweat? A scary lot of it?

Super sexy, Brit.

Hmm the white dress mess looks like juice or something like that.

Move along, move along, nothing to see here...

seriously.

A better title would be "Britney Spears photographed again while walking." We don't really need these posts inbetween times when she does something stupid/insane. She does that plenty often.

Ill just go ahead and ask the question?

Where the holy heck are her kids?

Has anyone seen them?

god....ENOUGH of this bitch already...let's see someone different. Someone OTHER than Brit, Lohan, or Paris for a change...

pleeeeeaaaassseee!!!!!

This shit is boring the life out of me.

BIG BOOBS ON MY SITE, if anyone is interested.

shes so manly looking now. having kids didnt help :-/

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Same bikini as the week before

That last picture is of jit stains.

All right, another story about Lindsay and Britney. Keep them coming, so I can get more hyped up about fucking the two of them. Wet bikini or not, I would still finger her dirty pussy. Wouldn't drink their douche water though, wouldn't mind bathing them though. But would not mind getting my dick wet, that is for sure.

I found love on a two way street and lost it on a lonely highway.

Seriously, let's save the 'ZOMG BRITNEY DID... SOMETHING' posts for when she actually does... something.

I'm going to go with lactating.

I think writing that long letter to her fans actually induced immaculate conception.
Number three is on the way.

She could really use a hose down.

Your knowledge of the female anatomy is astonishing.

Look for Twitney to do something really stupid within the next few days. Lohan getting busted for DUI has knocked her back a few paces, and she isn't going to stand that for very long. She has to get her headlines, so any day now, she's gonna say or do something completely off the wall to get those paparazzi thinking about her again.

she's got a wet bathing suit on underneath for cripes sake. big deal.

her boobs got saggy...she needs to get some implants

She is "sweating like a pig" because she is one now. Oink Oink

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So her ass is sweaty, big whoopty doo. And she spilled something on her dress, OH MY GOD, headline news. Can we get some gossip-worthy material, please.

always has to hold someone's hand like a little girl...always has stains on her clothes like a little girl. always playing dress up in silly clothes, with silly wigs...its really scare that she's someone's mommy.

hey thats my man juice, i was hoping for the hook up and then be able to retire.

She spilled Kool Aid, that's all.

I love her, she's amazing.

the wet on the white dress is not bc of the bikini

imran karim

She's wearing a thong...that's sweaty ass crack!!

Did the aliens implant a homing device behind her neck when she was abducted by the mother-ship.

Well she's not wearing hideous boots in any of those pics...that's an improvement.

Actually, there is a simple explanation for this: All whores sweat cum.

I don't know that there is anything else to say about that. Lemme' check....

Nope.

Omg. What is with her hair? She'd look way better bald than with those nappy ass wigs.

Britney has legs like tree trunks and her vag smells of rotting fish. She hasn't had a shower in months and looks like a man with that linebacker neck.

Damn bitchney you smellz.

This site is called 'The Superficial'. That's why all the stories are...um, what's the word...oh yeah - SUPERFICIAL!

The title of the site should give you a massive indication that the stories will be of little substance and significance, and that they will be completely devoid of anything intellectually deep.

So, why the fuck are there constantly all these monotonous douchebags moaning about the stories being worthless?? Wtf do you expect?!

Famous people do boring, pointless shit and this site documents it. If a story looks crap, don't fucking read it and certainly don't waste your time repeatedly going on and on about how crap it is. Go read a serious news site.

Your comments are more tedious than the stories.

This pig is a fuckin' mess. She reminds of a barefoot 7-11 sleaze picking up a 4-pack of tallboys of Milwaukee's beast. Oh did I mention that she has the ugliest set of tits out there? I've never advocated tit jobs until this skag.

thats so ridiculous she just got out of the damn pool, haha

Ok so she has on a wet suit in the first but the second is a spill. She should really just stop wearing white !!!

Give her a break, she actually looks pretty decent. No more moo-moo type dresses that Mrs. Roper would wear from Three's Company and no more of those fugly boots. AND at least she has the bikini bottoms on so we don't have to run away with our eyes burning out of their sockets! This is a HUGE improvement!

What a fucking dog. How did someone with a thick neck and pimply slope shoulders ever get famous anyway?

I think her price of 5 cents an hour is over pricing it. fucking idiot.

this stupid bitch doesn't have milk in those titz..shit that stuff dries up right away if a kid isn't sucking it....and with all those drugz she pumped into that body, she had better not breastfed that baby...

her wet swimming suit is the el=problem=o!

Brittney, you should come back to Florida, this time to drown at the beach,,hundreds were rescued this weekend and two died.

Actually, she's wearing g-string bikini bottoms with barely a patch touching her dress, so that can't explain the amount of wetness on her behind...

Where are the fishnet stockings? Someone must have removed them with a crowbar.

I've seen trailer trash hos with more dignity and class than Britney. All that money and she can't hire an etiquette instructor?

picture thiz:
swimming with a wig
on your head in the
hott sun..........

your one clazzy bitch

you look like an idiot
with that wig on.....

herez an idea,stay the fuck home and swim in your own pool, bitch, no one wantz to see your stupid azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

C'mon, "Britney Wets Herself"? Her hair's looking awesome, though. Follow her Guide to Publicity: http://listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/6043//Britney+Spears+Step+by+Step+Guide+to+Publicity.aspx

considering pictures of her were posted two days ago wearing a neon green and pink bikini, and you can clearly see neon green and pink straps.....lets see....i'm sure a 2 year old can figure out its her bathing suit.

duh.

The only thing sadder than celebrities being stupid are the people who live to watch it.

It's a swimsuit under her ouutfit, you moron.

Why is Brit spilling something on her dress 'news'?

Yay for pee-pees!!

Some one needs to show her how to use a napkin. She always looks dirty. I'm sure she smells pretty yucky. Why doesn't some one show her how to eat properly and how soap works. I can't imagine not showering every day. She's so gross. It doesn't seem to bother her though.

brittney;
hair extensionz;
India...$5,000
get some , fazt
U look like a
child with that
rattnez///

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Are you fucking real
you talk like a retard
choke on something huge.

If you're going to make it fucking haiku, then it goes 5/7/5 syllables per line, as I recall. If you're going for some free verse... Shut the fuck up.

Your posts are starting to ruin the whole humor of this website for me.

But since I apparently fucked up the haiku as well, feel free to ignore my opinion.

Why do you guys have to make up things? It doesn't make any since. You guys should be ashamed of your self for making up things that aren't true. It is true that Britney Spears has been going through a tough time for the past couple of years but wouldn't anybody. People are always up her but, taking pictures and in her person business!!!! Maybe if you backed off, she might get better!!!!

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