May 25 2007Britney Spears wears bikinis, doesn't shave armpits

That is just wrong!

Her armpits look shaven to me. However, what the hell is that red thing on her wrist in those pictures where she's waving?

This bitch makes me want to puke. She can't even carry her own kids (pic #11)!!! She sure does have her hand firmly planted on her drink in those pictures tho now doesn't she?

To be fair I expected way more hair than that. I am very disappointed.

The poor lamb needs some shaving tips all round really doesn't she?

@3

Would you carry anything that had been near K Fed's cum, let alone made of it?

Where are your children Brit? K-Fed better not be teaching them new white trash tricks!

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How dare she wear what she wants while on a private yacht, and then cover up when she goes ashore! Bitch!

Oh the horror.

Why won't she ditch the wigs already? She would make such a great statement if she woul. She has to ahve about 1" of growth at least! Show some BALLS, Brit!

The Superficial dude must have a long weekend planned. He has five threads done before he usually has one.
Keep up this trend you fucking useless piece of shit.

What? No ripped black fishnets?
I'm sad.

If it weren't for what is remaining of her "boobs" in picture 8, I would have thought that was a picture of a 40 year old man on his way to the racetrack in 1953.

What did happen to her booies? Looks like the implants got removed to me. Now she is pretty flat for a nursing mommy. Makes her belly look chunkier, now tht we pay attention to it more.

Judging from the change of hats - it looks like she organized some sort of mutiny while aboard.
- And judging from her drink in the last few pix - I'm guessing the captain was Julian from the Trailer Park Boys.

this is such a stupid non story, I like to bitch about Britney of course (hell I am on this site) but non existent armpit hair? Thats just not a story!

WATCH LOHAN STRIPPING (video clip)

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I have to agree... the wigs aren't working. Though, how would she dance without flipping her hair all over the place?

Also, ditto on the question about the thing on her wrist. Wtf is that??

#9 - we already saw pics of Brit showing her balls.

hawhawhaw.

groan.

(sigh. angst. despair.)

Hey, we should all cut her some slack.

Britney is yet another victim of pubic-pit inversion syndrome (PPIS). PPIS is a horrible disease that attacks the body of skanky, whorish women. In essence, the pubic area becomes so repulsed by what has happened in the groin region, that it actually migrates up to the armpit.

Scientists believe that this occurs because, in most cases, the armpit is actually cleaner and smells better than the v-jay-jay of the victim.

There currently is no cure for PPIS.

Find out more about PPIS at your local library, Catholic Church, or strip club.

The more you know...

AFJ

Those Lindsay Lohan official clips are ok, but the still pictures snuck out onto the internet are waaaay better!

@12 Bern! Great Boob Shot on your site today! I wait for your first comment every day so that I can check out the boobs. You rule!

That twelfth picture makes me wonder if she's still bitter that Heath Ledger was cast as The Joker instead of her. And, is it me, or does it look like she has a twisty, flaccid, brite pink dong in picture #25?

did anyone else notice that the back of the bottom of her bathingsuit is missing? or is she wearing a thong? dear god i hope her ass is just large because i think that kid has seen enough in his short life. i don't think he needs his mom's ass in his face.

Is in times like this you envy Stevie Wonder.

#20 - is that really Lohan??? Man, talk about the magic of movies - how'd they make her look that hot? I thought she'd look all pasty, bloated, and freckled, like always. Might have to buy a DVD (freeze-frame) of that movie!

as long as the bush is shaved, she is a-okay!

Gah. How hard is it to shave your pits? I do it every morning in the shower -- takes 5 sec per side. Oh, wait....shower. She'd actually have to take a shower. Heh -- never mind.

you shave your pits everyday? wow. that's annoying.

Reminds me of the Julia Roberts incident a few years ago. Anyone else remember her flashing her pit gerbils at some premiere? Her rep said something to the effect that she only shaves her armpits as needed for a role. *shudder*

Next you'll see her walking around with a giant steaming load of shit in her pants.

It looks like she is burning herself, poor girl.

armpits aside, her titties looked pretty large in the wifebeater post. wtf is going on here? someone put out an A.P.B. on britney's boobs because they missing.

They looked shaven to me...personally I have a blue tint on mine thanks to the veins being ungodly close to the skin so mine always look stubbly even when they're not...so oh well. she looks fine.

* they are missing

Ewww thats disgusting!

I never knew women had any hair there, nature is horrible.

Let's go and cut down all the trees and poor concrete over what ever is left behind.

does she ever close her mouth? it's open in most of the pictures. annoying bitch.

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She confuses her wrist with her armpit. And she cut it while shaving. Thats the red mark.

#13, she doesn't nurse ... she wouldn't be able to party as much as she did if she was nursing, not to mention she would have dried up during her month in rehab.

And if she's had two c-sections, where are the scars?

I never paid any attention to Britney when she was younger, so I just don't get it now - why are we stuck in this endless loop of Britney-bashing, with basically the same comments over and over again? It's like a room full of jilted lovers. Except they didn't realize they had fallen in love with a farm animal. It's one of those situation where, as an outsider, you're so embarrassed for them you don't know where to look...

you know what, brit brit is obviously not going to look the same as she did when she was fricken 17. she was a young girl then with big fake boobies. shows what societies idea of the perfect woman is. childlike with knockers.... ehhh hello PEDOFILES!

she also shot two kids out of her crapper. i see no difference between her body and beyonce's infact i'd even say beyonce is chunkier and she hasn't procreated twice. i do think brit brit got her big boobies removed though.

i would just like to point out that i think the girl is retarded and should be exiled to madagascar. but she's not bleeeedin fat

She's living way too large for that bikini. And in that 8th pic I think she's looking down at her penis. All I want to know though is...when the heck is she gonna let poor Towelie out...that poor kid has got to be suffocating and being deprived of oxygen...he's always smothered under some blanket or towel! Apparently she refuses to let the public see him until she makes some money off the pics. I mean, what, is he gonna be like 10 years old, walking around w/ a towel over his head and holes cut out for his eyes???!

Everyone's asking abt the red thing on her wrists in these pics, so I have to comment...they are the "red lips" she got tattooed on her wrist the night she had her meltdown and shaved her head...then went to the tattoo parlor. Ok, now I feel pathetic realizing that I even know that...

a fucking sailor hat?

I can't wait for the pirate hooker look. She'd probably lob off her leg to create a more authentic look.

needs more cheetoes

they looked shaved to me. remember her hair is dark brown, and usually aroung ppl's shaved pits it is a bit darker than their regular skin so i think you may have jumped the gun. But hey to be honest i think she looks good for havng 2 kids and having a breakdown and divorce. she still dresses like she lives in a double wide but that's what makes her britney.

#46!

At least we all know she has the very trendy and very popular shaved vagine. Guys like that whether they admit it or not.

Dare I say that I hope (for the sake of) her children that they take after K-Fed? ::dry heaves::

Is she wearing a g-string? If so where are the ass pics?

what the hell is wrong with not shaving your pits anyway? they look perfectly fine to me. big deal, theyre a little stubbly or coming in. why does it even matter? obviously you guys don't live around females to know that its not that big of a deal. i've seen worse.

odd, even during her 'hot' years there was always a perpetual fluctuation of this skank's tits...one moment they would be huge and the next time you saw her she'd be 2 sizes smaller. very strange indeed.

Do we really have to keep seeing Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton? I mean, I'm superficial, not masochistic...

@12 GREAT GIANT TITS TODAY, BERN! Your site continues to amaze.

She is driving me crazy. I am so done with her. No one can save this poor trashy girl. What is worse is she is someone's mother. It's Just sad now!

I hate her fucking god dang hats. My Grandaddy had that same plaid ass fedora. Stupid bitch. I'm gonna start calling her Humphrey 'cause Humphrey Bogart's ghost wants his ass hat back. She looks like a fucking Humphrey with her humpy haunches on her fat ass.

Sorry, SF dude. I really wanted to agree with you but...I got a boner while looking at these pics anyway.

Fuck off! Why should women shave their pits if men don't?

this is what Britney looks like after 3 days of not shaving

I take back what I said about Jordin.

Britney Spears is the real fatty.

I think she looks fine. Youre really streching it here superfish. I like making fun of britney as much as the next gal, but i agree with #45. She looks pretty good for just popping out 2 kids and having a meltdown. How many mothers of 2 ever get their old body back?

OK I officially want whatever magic mirror this girl has in her home, because clearly what she image see's and reality have been bent for her !!! For Christ sake it takes 30 seconds to shave your pits in the shower. Oh wait that implies she showers !!

#3 I don't think that IS her kid. Just some random tourists or something. I mean why would she have her children with her? They don't know how to par-tay!!!

For the love of Zeus, quit putting sick mother fucking pictures on the links! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

#61 I bet Humphrey's kids do know how to par-tay!

She probablly slips vokda into their orange juice sippie cups. And it ain't powdered sugar on the corn flakes either!

Everyone thinks they nap all the time, they are really passed out from hang overs.

YA KNOW SOME PEOPLE JUST WONT LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE BUT... SHE STILL IZ HOT!!!!!!!

#56 - Red, we'd like you to meet Lesbianesque - she'd like to take you to the Birkenstick store near her condo to get you properly outfitted.

#39 - OK, I'm frightened now. My troll actually made an accurate statement. He's studied all of my posts and knows too much about me now. Crap, I'm done for.

All that I can say concerning these pics is what Al Czervik said: "Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]
Oh, it looks good on you though.

P.S. Bern - talk to me bro!!

Surprisingly this threat hasn't caused a spike in the the national terror alert status.

Poor gal..she's still pretty, but these days she's looking so tacky especially with her wigs and hair color...she only looks good with either dark blonde via neutral highlights or darker hair...she needs to chose more earth tones to her clothes and bathing suits and make up...silliness..just silliness. But she'll bounce back, I'm sure of it.

man this woman is falling apart. the more she gets photographed, the more crack-whorish she becomes.

#42 Oh yeah I remember reading about that now that you mention it... but it still doesn't look like lips to me.

Well, what do you expect from someone who doesn't know how to shower?

Brit doesn't shave her armpits..WOOOAAAA now there is a shocker! But she seems so hygienic. *stifling a snicker*

It seems like a non story to me. It is not like, she got a forest or lots of foliage under her arms. It looks to me that she went on a boat and did not shave for 3 or 4 days.
Since she mowes the lawn below the equator it stands to reason she shaves her arm pits, but in this case she just did not shave for 3 or 4 days. If they are going to post a story like this, then I would expect that she would have at least as much hair as Julia Roberts between movies. Please if they are going to run a story like this, there should be carpets of hair under her arms not just a little 5 oclock shadow from not shaving for 3 or 4 days.

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OH MY GOD!! Those side on shots make me want to gag.. she has quite the blubber layer. Riding her would be more wavy than the water park at sea world. I am for a thinning of the trailer park herd - starting with her.

#69 ... her bracelets in the way of a good shot...hey that sounds kind of dirty w/ #69.

DAMN KFED!! DAMN YOU!!

I'm pretty sure her armpits are shaved, I thin those are just shadows. But what the hell is on her wrist? Is that a cigar burn?

And? I mean, I can't stand that cunt rag just as much as the next person....but really...shaving under your arms is pointless, and a pain in the ass....so if someone is comfortable with their pit hair, then who gives a fuck? What does it truly matter to anyone? Everyone has it anyways.

That bikini is so 1987.

They look shaved to me.

MEXICO IS WITH U BRITNEY!!!!

YOU'RE THE NUMBER 1 4EVER!!!!!

Mexico is with Britney? Britney fucking flipped Mexico the bird you dumb ass Emilio.
PLEASE stop posting shit about Britney Spears. The woman is not even a celebrity anymore. She is fucking lame and old news.

It certainly looks like a few kinds have been run thru her...fugly...

ABTW,,I don't give a shit about her, I agree above, this is no start, just an overripe banana with spots...move on superfish,,don't let her drag this site down to her level...

NUFF SAID!!!!!

uhh.... what's goin on with the back of that bikini there.... i think her butt-u-lyte ate it... =P BLAH. Honestly, I'm wondering, a. why does it look like she has the worst plumbers' butt crack ever goin on, and b. why the hell didn't the paparatzi get some flicks so i could understand!! =(

It's about time she stopped shaving. It's one good thing that seems to have come from her excesses. I know I'm in the minority hair, but I consider female armpit and pussy hair to be very attractive. Perhaps it's because hair makes them look like women NOT girls and I'm no pedophile.

That's a tattoo on her wrist. Who called her a "nursing mom"? Even if she had been nursing - going into rehab for a month would have pretty much ended that....

These pics make me want to puke. The pit hair is discussing. If she is going to go with the Euro look, she should know to bleach it blonde. What is even worse -- is the truck driver emblem jacket. She is such a piece of White Trash.

Remember when Britney was hot? Here's a reminder. Compare this pic to these...pretty depressing, no?

I agree with you MADMAN. I like very hairy vagina's and some pit hair is okay. I don't know why woman like to shave below the equator?

girls who shave their armpits every day make me angry. i can't do that shit. i'd end up bleeding through my t-shirts.

Did anyone notice that on the link the writer mad that said THESE THREE PICTURES, that on the picture under the THREE link she has like a big scrape on her wrist in the shape of a circle under all her jewelry!? That was just peculiar. Other than that, all seems normal in the world of blah Britney.

Shit man maybe its just me but I dont see anything wrong with that body Id still knock the Bottom outta it... hell even with the shaved head

Yikes. Her figure is so NOT graceful..
Even her HANDS are podgy!!

Katelyn >> The scrape might just be the stupid tattoo she got the night she shaved her head. ;)

WHY?

is it just me or is britney incredibly manly -

like MAN, why have i not noticed this b4, infact i doubt she even has ovaries. If so, they're polysystic ...

she's gross, her children are gross, and k-fed is just, well *shudders*

Unshaven armpits? If you think thats unshaven then you have no clue. I'm no huge defender of Britney but thats liek a day or twos stubble on there. Its tough work shaving your arms everyday or something. What do men want?

she looks like shit, I think it's funny
how she doesn't even have a regular boy-
friend...no one wantz her.....

Brittney, put your arm down the war is
almost over, bitch.

I hear K=fedz X , had to give the dog
away she had named after Brittney..I guess if some whore took my babies daddy away, I'd name my dog after it , too....

SHE'S SICK, Y'ALL!!!

She has millions, mansions, time ...

But can't get it together to paint her own toenails or fingernails, much less stop off at a salon to have someone else do it. cripes ... just use some remover to get the chipped polish off, brit!

And you expect her to have the wherewithall to swipe the pits with a razor while in the shower each day? ha!

Um ... to koko:
dude, you are one lazy biatch. i bet your pits look like a mound of spiders.

hard work, eh? heads up: two day's stubble is nasty. you need better hygiene and you need to quit exposing yourself to the www as one lazy, nasty, hairy-pitted koko cuckoo!

If it's tough work to shave your pits then you are the laziest person alive! It takes like 5 seconds MAX. Make the time!

This is just plain Liberal laziness. The only thing nastier is having tattoos all over her body and actually seeing the crabs crawl out from her bikini bottom. Britney belongs in a fucking trailer giving out kooze to every mexican who has a line of coke or to every brother who just had a cousin get out the clink.

sure she will shave off her hair but not the pits....attractive.

hey the pap's are after HER, so it is safer for someone else to carry the kiddos, and thats red lips on her inner arm, she blows kisses that way.

an 1 1/2 yr old and an 8month old?, I'm sure they wanted to be stowed away on a boat while mom showed herself off again

shez the next coke
drunk bitch to get
busted and I can't
wait...maybe it will
open her eyez to what
a selfish bitch she is.......

19. As opposed to gay ferrets, who often have OPES ( Obsessive Penis Envy Syndrome ), sometimes accompanied by PLLCD ( Penis Like a Large Clitoris Disease ), or CWS ( Cock-Wasting Syndrome ), ...

How's it hangin' Ferret? Shouldn't you be off inventing the Internet or something?

that is so gross! i think britney needs to realize that she wont be famous for the rest of her life. she isnt that great, just easy gossip target.

It looks like some mad scientist transplanted Britney's head to Pink's body... Scary!! Didn't she use to have tits?

Ugliest pair of tits. For real.

She blew her body, there is no getting it back.

God damn hat. She just keeps being your ugly next door neighbour. UGGGLAY.

Looks moist as well :) Yuck! Teen Spirit?

Ewww... Does someone still want her?

Number 40 I disagree, the difference between Beyonce and Britney is, while both of them are chunky. Beyonce is big in the right places
she is curvy and goes in and out at the right places. She has hips, an ass, and a small waist. Britney on the other hand looks like a man, her upper body and neck are very manly and chunky. Britney has no hips or waist. Britney looks like a man, and Beyonce looks like a woman. Plus Beyonce has a much prettier softer face.

She's nesting an army of termites under her pits, give the girl a break.

wow thats so much armpit hair!!!
omg were all gonna die!!
gimmi a break, thats no armpit hair.

her body confuses the shit out of me. how come half the time she looks average-thin and half the time she looks like a fucking beached whale? can anyone explain this to me?

it looks like she got the dice tattoo on her wrist recently removed

alsooo... beyonce is fat too.

her underarm is just plain dark..lol

britney eres muy linda... quizas telo hayan dicho millones de veces pero ultimamente te has visto en escadalos para mi leves... yo pienso que si eres feliz con las cosas que haces y te siente a gusto contigo misma eso es muy positivo si te quieres tu, tu,tu, tu, y ultima tu siempre vas a conseguir en ti esa sonrisa tan maravillosa que convences a las personas. te quiero mucho..cuidate

If Brit chooses NOT to shave thats her decision...IF a man can CHOOSE to grow facial hair, then WHY can't a woman choose to grow body hair??
It's NOT a big deal....
Humans are hairy...thats a known fact...It's just friggin' hair.

Brit,..Grow it, show it!!

brit don't let the people that realy want to be you say stupid shit to get to you,
your gett6ing your life back on track and thats real good.
They are just chomping at the bit to get you to sit that cute little ass of yours on there faces.

I for one would like you to sit on my face and let me lick you until you pass
out.