May 30 2007Britney Spears vomits uncontrollably

woah.
pa-the-tic

I think she was trying to buy some FCUK gear but got confused.

jeez what a class act AND in the mens room lol. People around the world must be shaking their heads at our celeb representation :-/

http://www.innerdrama.com/gina

Note: wearing a bracelet and a hat that say Fuck on them, doesn't make you any cooler, kids.

SKANK!

"Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off."

Dear Diary: Jackpot!

Something about this story doesn't ring true.
"Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off." She isn't wearing wigs anymore; she got herself some awful extensions.

What they didn't show was the ring on the next finger that said "ME"......

Federline's Ugly Cock Killer.

Wow everything about her just screams class...oh i mean trailer trash

"... but I don't know if she was drunk or not".

I, too, was not drunk that time I accidentally threw up all over the backseat of a cab and then couldn't walk home and had to be carried most of the way. It was just PMS.

Well whatever the real story is, I would love her to barf on my cock. So then I could fuck her in the ass, then hopefully she would barf on my cock more, then have her give me a blow job. So she could be eating her shit and barf at the same time.

Wow. Her poor boys are gonna be so messed up when they grow up. All Brit wanted was her babies, now all she wants to do is leave them behind with someone else so she can get wasted then vomit all over herself. At least her hair doesn't get in the way of her puking now.

Men's room - that's perfect! She's always looked more masculine when she's drunk.

This site is really becoming depressing. Why do all these celebs want to kill themselves?

Some video would be nice... only because it's so hard to really believe.

#12 that was lame

Notice the Amy Winehouse beehive hair do they are all trying to copy these days .

Sigh .... Britney , the Simpson sluts & Lindsey Lohan .... All washed up & pimped out !

The only reason to take their pictures or listen to what the skanks above say , is to laugh your ass off at them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry about the car dad. I had to swerve to avoid the lake.

Is it possible for someone to die of ignorance?

I guess not, because that would mean the fan-bases for Britney, NASCAR and the UFC would be non-existent ...

#7 - YOU'RE RIGHT she hasn't been wearing wigs for a while now, how could her wig be half off her head?

The only time I like to chicks to puke is when they choke on my cock. ANy other time its fucking nasty.

It could be worse. She could have kids...

Poor Britney. Nearly passed out, on her knees, bent over a toilet puking repeatedly, in the men's room. And not a single guy even bothers to lock the men's room door and rape her. Forget the "comeback" - this officially makes her NOT HOT.

Come to think of it, we are in dark, dark days when Pamela Anderson is a better mom than Britney Spears.

#22 - You have a point. I do giggle a little when they make that little "acck" noise.

Hehehe.....

Her kids are probably used to this. "Hey mommy, do that trick where it comes out your nose too!"

I thought if you wear a hat like that one would get arrested. However, it is nice to see that she has a total ensemble with a matching ring. Very Classy!

Somebody should get Britney to that "Promises" rehab facility. I hear good things about it.

I feel really bad for her. I hope she gets help.

She is one classy lady. If anyone deserves a comeback, it's her. Who doesn't want to throw buckets of money and millions of dollars worth of free advertising at a 25-year-old, twice-divorced mother of two who drinks so much she ends up in the MEN'S RESTROOM? Next stop for Britney: Stuckey's parking lot. Then some public park somewhere. Then the LA County morgue. With Lohan close behind. Who's taking bets as to which will OD first? My money's actually on Lohan.

Jebus, what a waste of space these people are. How the hell did they get rich and famous in the first place? Just dumb luck and big titties? My titties look better than Britney's and I can sing better, where are my millions?

Ilove you , but I love this photos

and i thought she was kinda gross back when she was lighting her farts...

#7 and #21

Her ragamuffin hair extensions probably look like a wig to most people.

I am sure the story is true. She is just a disgusting person and not very nice.

I love how all these people are devolving into Pete Doherty. They should all start a band together.

Britney still seems to be wearing the high end brands so someone please tell me why she cant afford another (perhaps better looking) bikini aside from that watermelon disaster.

I knew a girl who had that exact situation happen to her. But she was so out of it she scooped up a big oily feces loaf that was already in the toilet and started eating it, corn-flecks and all. So I don't think Britney has reached rock bottom quite yet.

"Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off."

SHE HAS RATTY EXTENSIONS...not a wig! I don't believe this.

Poor thing got a chiuahua and other little dogs to feel loved, had babies to feel "unconditionally loved" and this girl still hasn't figured out she has to love herself first! Oy Vey! She's the reason I don't want kids!

@20 MONEY BOOB SHOT TODAY, BERN! PROBABLY THE BEST YET!

She needs to go hide and just live off the money she already has and take care of her kids. Why is that so hard? And she does need to stop wearing lingerie in public. It sucks.

@20 & 39: Yeah Bern. Your blog out-did itself on the Disturbingly Massive Breast Shot today. Probably the most original one yet. Those thing are beasts. I wuold do her.

Pure class.

Thanks guys. Wedgeone sent me this picture and it just might give today's DMBS a run for the money.

This has taken long enough so I really mean this. GET BACK TO LIFE or you will regret it the rest of your life.
First and the most important thing of all:
LEAVE, for at least, ONE WHOLE YEAR(12 month's) CALIFORNIA, particulairy los angeles and surroundings. Go for a serious city where you are surrounded by all the elements real life has to offer. Believe me when I say TORONTO is the city and Canada the country for getting your life back on track. How old are you? I believe 26 and that's not the age for getting ENYTHING the most easiest way. For example L.A. has not real winters with snow and ice so then you must have different ideas about entertaining.
Also give Canada a Tour with you entertaining. Maybe you can talk to Jim Carrey because he knows all about the misery in life and the whole game TORONTO and CANADA has to offer to you!
ACTION GIRL!!!

She's depressed because she's missing KFED railing that pussy. Say what you want about him, but I bet he brought some heavy weight meat and shoved it up in her good. A good fuck will cure any depression.

It's really creepy how in the one picture you can see the reflection in her sunglasses and it's just tons of paparazzi hounding her. I'd be insane too if I had that many people following me all the time.

Puking uncontrolably eh? Must have caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror.

"he brought some heavy weight meat and shoved it up in her good"

quit stealing my best lines.

#44 - don't you dare address me directly, you fuckin homo.

Wow...I *almost* feel sorry for her. What a train wreck.

you guys are evil. it is possible that she was actually "sick"... for all you know, she was struck with some horrible illness and tried to make it to the closest bathroom.

if she was drunk, then fair enough, but no one deserves this kind of scrutiny if they've got a stomach bug.

(remember, i said IF...)

Can this girl get any nastier?

Yup, she was sick - bad case of the coke-cum-bacardi. Lotta that going around in Cali.

What in the HELL is #44 trying to say? That makes no sense what so ever!!!!!

The only people I've ever known to wear their underwear in public were all mentally insane and "between" institutionalizations.

So, really, Britney's right on target here.

#43 - Zing. You even got me to click and I obviously know you aren't me. Good pic. Think I x-ed it out just in time for my boss to miss it.

12- retarded.

37- Don't use my name fucktard.

You dont even know if this is true so shut the fuck up and leave this poor girl alone

Even if this so called story is true then it must have happened over a couple of weeks ago because Britney does not even wear wigs now she has extentions and has had them for a while so that alone makes me not believe this story at all. Get your facts straight before you put it out there

@57 Hey Veggie - it is nice to see that I am not the only one getting trolled these days.

@56 Nice DMBS. I am still waiting for your DMBS thread

Holy Bejaysus Britney WTF, I don't care about the barfing in a mans toilet but what is with those hooker shoes and the FUCK ring, this bitch has 2 kids and shes behaving/dressing like a 17 year old moron.

Sounds like a good candidate for a date rape.

OK... My idea of a perfect world... Britney and Lohan driving their cars at breakneck speed, with a 5th of vodka each, and they meet at a blind curve....

The implosion of dark matter might take a chunk of California with it but it would make for beautiful poetry....

Hi Jimbo.

58- go somewhere.... else.

62- tasteless.

its from the sun..why are you commenting on this..so fake...

@64 I just love these assholes that want to defend these pathetic losers. Even if the story is not true, she is out walking around in a slip, a hat that says fuck on it, and a ring that says fuck on it. I think we should nominate her for mother of the year and then the butt holes like Eddie can feel good about themselves.

"Hell, they'd receive better parenting from the inside of an oven. That was on. And filled with bees."

Best.Line.Ever.
That line was so good Lindsay tried to snort it.

She's lookin' mighty yenta in that last picture

?????

Britney's neck is wider than her head

might be time for a lipo touch up

imran karim

Neck neck neck!

Sadly this is looking pretty good after that last picture on Nicole Richie.

vx

I was wondering what the salon staff might say about her when she leaves. Check out the third little thumbnail - that chick grinning is saying "Bye, Britney, thanks, see you Saturday at 11!" but she's really thinking "Wow.... there goes one crazy bitch.".

I really need to check out these thumbnails more, it's like buried treasure. Second last pic - THE SKIN. Holy Christ, does she use Cheez Whiz as cleanser? I mean, seriously, these people get the best of everything, and she's out in public when she really should be sequestered for a 3 month dermabrasion stint. In a mental hospital. That has drug counsellors available. Oh, and child care.

HER TITS ARE UGLY!!!!!!!

#12 - Seek help motherfucker. You want a chick to ralph on your dork? Sick!

#31 - I'm betting it's Britney that cashes in first via overdose of meds and vodka. I'm thinking Lohan will follow eventually, but she'll buy it in a car crash with another tree.

Yes, just what the fuck is #44 trying to say?

Yeh, not quite sure I buy this story either, since she got extensions in her hair not that long ago. But I suppose she's so tacky and dumb she could have been wearing a wig ON TOP of her extensions. And all the "Fuck" accessories do kind of make the story more believable. She couldn't look much more sleazy and stupid. I would hope some kind of drugs or alcohol are influencing her decisions; surely a 25 year old mother of 2 w/ so much money couldn't possibly dress herself this way otherwise?!!

i think that #44 got the wrong idea of that a post is about...

#15 - Because we've prayed diligently for it.
#43 - You're trolling pretty hard today, Wally. You've got six people simultaneously wondering who's pilfered their identities.

I can't wait for TypeKey to get their shit together so that you won't ever be able to troll again.

As for Brit, we can't say anymore about her. That is, until her kids get permanently taken away from her (after all, most of the time they're with K-Fed & Wilmer) and her vagina gets sewn shut.

"I truly hit rock bottom," the 25-year-old pop star writes. "I was like a bad kid running around with ADD."

So glad that Brit is on her way back to the top now. She is truly showing us all how to do it. Getting alcohol sickness and puking all over yourself is where it is at.

By the way, if her latest episode was not rock bottom, one has to wonder what, or who, she did before rehab. Paris dog, perhaps?

Her fingernails make me uncomfortable.

she's like havin' a bad hair year

and all 'i didn't have a drinking problem. i was depressed. now excuse me while i go yack.'

#79 - I may regret this, but I'm gonna stand pat with Lohan. Britney seems to be really, really stupid, and really stupid people often kill themselves accidentally, but I still think Lohan's more likely to buy it. Just a feeling. Then again, I could be wrong. Keith Richards is still alive, who would have guessed that? Not him.

Look into the first picture where she he is holding her hand up to her chin showing off her FUCK ring, and look at the reflection in her sunglasses.

LEAVE THE GIRL THE HELL ALONE!

Has she gained a little weight since her first album?

The "fuck" gear is to remind her what she needs to do to get people to pay attention to her these days.

Uncontrollable vomiting... finally, Britney can share the same experience we all have in reaction to her daily life.

You can talk a big game about how you want SOOOO bad to turn your life around, but it would help if you could go for a single week without doing 500 things to contradict that, Britard.

Poor Brit Brit, the hummanity of it all! Britney covered in vomit is no big news, but to see her from beyond the grave with a pitchfork through K-feds head is another. Check out these photos from a company i work with, www.hollywoodzombies.com. I swear, the most accurate portrayal of brit i have seen in a long time. Never a dull day for the sinead impersonator is it?

Why'd they move this story? It was posted before the thing about Callum Best (?) and hookers.

The first thing I noticed about the photos was Britney's radiant, smooth complexion. I've seen fewer craters in aerial surveillance photos of Baghdad.

I've heard that eating junk food and neglecting even the simplest hygiene regimen will result in a face filled with zits, pock marks, and various other maladies.

You know...like lil' Brit-Brit's mug in these photos.

Good luck with the comeback, darlin'...

Brit - Hunny - First loose the extensions, I am sure your hair looks fine short. Has to look better than the rags you have on there now. Your a pretty girl, go with it! Secondly - PRO-ACTIVE. Please fix the zits. People take your picture daily - use some skin care products. Thirdly - Nice ring. Are you kidding me?? You have little boys, and although they can not read yet - practice being a nice mother. Just practice!! They know more than you know.

thats totally KFED's reflection in her foster & grants.

Come on everybody,ease up on our girl... it's really your fault.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lAl8eA8EE

Dear God==she lookz like freakin
Mommie Dearest(Joan Crawford) in
the last three picturez...she just
keeps getting worze every time we
see her..pleaze stay indoorz..your
killing my eyez to look at cha!

maybe she's preggers...again

I'm still bowled over by the thought that Kevin Fereline is the responsible parent. I can't wrap my head around that notion, but there it is.

Britney didn't have a virus, the reason
that she was spewing all over the place,
me and her were in the bathroom and I
showed the devil's dildo too far up her
twat and it came out her mouth..next thing
I know , she's barfing all over the place.

Britney is sexy when she barfs, I love
to buttfuck her with Satan's dildo. We
play in bathrooms all the time. So there
it is, plain and simple..any other questions:
please call: 1-800 -666-6666.

Barfing is OK. I've only had barf between my legs once but it was OK till the smell hit. Then I had to take a shower. Barf is wet, warm 'n wild.

Britney is ugly looks like a man with a linebacker neck and fat thighs.

Damn, she is even more screwed up than me in my book:

The Verge of Psychosis: An Aspiring Actor's Journal

does anyone know where you can get one of those rings?

so, which one is going to buy the farm first -- shitney or blohan? right now, i think it's about neck and neck.

She has beautiful legs. She seems like a nice person to me. She's always smiling. She is great. You are all jelouse!

francesca==I could of sworn
you died in a car wreck last
year...oh well, too bad...we
don't need your kind on our
site sticking up for coke
whorez, who ignore their
children and make everything
only about them...

if U can't say something rotten
then don't say nothin at all, bitch!

Ever since Britney went berserk she's become one of my favourites to read about. And I love that ring, especially cause she's wearing it on her left hand. Tee hee!

#109, when Britney has her children, it seems to me she is usually carrying them. Ok, so she has help. If you had as much money as she, you probably would have hired, trusted help too. Don't forget, her fame was "given" to her at a very young age and she is still very young. She's really doing the best she can with what she's got. Don't forget, she is an entertainer (granted, it may not be your kind of entertainment) so she has to be at Millenium Dance Complex keeping up with her routines and such. From whom did you hear she is a "coke whore"? Have you actually witnessed it first hand? Who has perfect skin, hair, nails, ect...? She is only human; the only difference being she is a celebrity who gets hounded by cameras wherever she goes. Oh, and I am a bitch and I will say something rotten but not about Britney, about you! Learn how to spell and use proper grammer you uneducated cow!

She always looks like she doesn't
smell good.........

Fuck U, Brittney!
U need to look around U..
everyone else in hollywood
lookz better than U...
and by the way, at 25, most
people are smarter, and of
course they care for their
children, unlike U.
Isn't it funny how no one
wantz this bitch in a movie
or anything...even that other
cokewhore, Linsay keepz gettin
moviez...

Brittney is all washed up at 25...
So, bitch, go home and feed and rock
those kidz you wanted so fucking bad..
they are here, so LOVE THEM!!!!

and by the way:

BRITTNEY DOES LOOK LIKE MOMMIE
DEAREST(JOAN CRAWFORD) IN THOSE
LAST THREE PICTURES..THATZ FUCKIN
FUNNY AT 25 TO LOOK LIKE THAT OLD
BITCH FROM HELL...

BRITTNEYZ NEW NAME: MOMMIE DEAREST....
YEA, THAT WORKZ////////////

Whatever....its all the same shit...different day....

but that ring is cool as shit...

i think she got it at this store in beverly hills.....XIV Karats i believe....

no matter where she decides to puke...she still picks out a hot ring...

Wow Krazihottkelli, you sound so cool...I love the way you put those cool z's in you words. You're a gangsta chick! You're so much better than Britney. By the way, what level of education did you meet?

BRITTNEY: I know U R cheap
by the extensionz U wear in
that ugly hair...I found out
where Pariz getz herz..India,
they cost $5,000...truzt me,
they r worth it..u look like
a freakin cheapazz...even in
the ghetto,,poor chickz have
better hair than U...dumbbitch.

Everyone should back off on this poor, misguided young lady. With all the pressures of being a Pop-Star no wonder she drinks on occasion...Add to that the fact she is constantly followed and scrutinized and photographed. Now the little lady gets sick, she probably had a bad piece of fish, and instead of having a personal protein spill on the carpeted lobby she was considerate enough to get to the closest rest room, who cares if it was the mens room? It was closer than the ladies room. Good for you Britt, Good for
you !

She needs proactive.

MOMMIE DEAREZT:

Y won't U play with me and my
brother? Iz it becoz U R a
horrible mother? U juzt wait
till we grow up, we'll get cha...

Oh the hat and ring scream TRAILER TRASH. What the hell has happened to these kids????

i miss the old britney shes so blah now

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