May 22 2007Britney Spears strips in public

first dammit!

First

This is bullshit. I demand a recount. JK ;-)

I'm so sick of her and her hats.

What's with her keeper there? Here Britty, Britty... that's a good girl!

Forget her clothes, why are her friends even still friends with her now that her face looks like that of a Downs Sydrome child with acne scars?

are they holding hands or is she passing something to brit in the 4th from the bottom pict?

Her ankles and legs are so thick...SHE HAS CANKLES!

fuck all u h8rs! britney is still # 1 biatches! holla!!!11!!1111!1

In pic #6 Britney's face seems to have a real Clockwork Orange thing going on. I wonder if she went raping and beating people later that night.

Where's her Marboros and Red Bull?

She's slipping again.

This is insane...

How is this chick still around...still being photographed?

If all you pappos would lay off her for a week, she'd be gone in a hearbeat. You stupid people are keeping this dumb broad alive.

You're kidding right? Who is this bitch anyway?

@9 Why don't you go blow the UPS driver

She looks horrible. Seriously Britney should hide in a cave somewhere and never come out.

Her glory days (if she had any) are over.

She really needs to lose the f&cking hats already. She shaved her head...big deal. live with the decision and own up. I'd much rather see her with her regular hair growing back in than with those stupid wigs and hats.

She really needs to lose the f&cking hats already. She shaved her head...big deal. live with the decision and own up. I'd much rather see her with her regular hair growing back in than with those stupid wigs and hats.

ok seriously cut her some slack. Im pretty sure that she is wearing a bathing suit and that is basically just a wrap.

and admit it. her body is hot so why not?

oops....sorry for the double post...not sure what happened there. :)

ok seriously cut her some slack. Im pretty sure that she is wearing a bathing suit and that is basically just a wrap. hence her standing beside a pool.... so just shut up please

and admit it. her body is hot so why not?

Glory days?

Dear god...I see girls at WalMart on Friday nights that look better than these skanks. They look like pure white trash. Her and Lohan always look so tweaked...

Will someone...way up on the chain...boycott this bitch...isnt there someone worth a damn to follow around?

Cokeheads...they cant sing, they cant dress, they are absolutely disgusting and come on...she went into a gas station bathroom barefoot...we all know the breed of people who would actually do that shit...nasty!

i agree with theresa. lets all hold hands and stop hating, you stupid mutherfuckers!

i agree with theresa. lets all hold hands and stop hating, you stupid mutherfuckers!

sasha- as an american, you seem to have a serious problem with your inner hick. does this translate to a problem with your inner child as an adult, your inner whore as a woman? let's talk about these things. let's work them out.

This bitch is a joke. The fact that people out there think her lip synching is "cool" or "rockin"....boggles my mind.

The bitch is fat, her body is not hot. You can see her skin stretching...like it hurts. Shes got pop marks and zits, her nails are f-in blue, and she has some of the skankiest lookin extensions Ive ever seen in my life. Her meat curtains, from the photos in the past, should have been enough to kill everything she was about....I dont get it?

Can someone...anyone...explain HOW this bitch is still here?

Inner hick? Hahaha!

No explanation needed...

If you still need one, go ahead and look at photos #1-15 again...

i am looking at a hick, no doubt, but i have no problem with it.

i actually admire britney for not being afraid, for constantly trying to get over her shame, forgetting its constitutive of her identity. it's ridiculous. it's human.

It is as funny for them to watch this clown as it is for us to watch. But they get to lick her box.

Shack- some fucktard took a jab attcha in the last post.... but I'm pretty sure he is busy now giving his dad a blow job.

And Brit, that isn't being fashionably dangerous. It doesn't look very good. Just wear a normal something.

You're kidding, right? You have got to be kidding...you enjoy seeing this? You're pretty twisted.

You call it "trying to get over her shame"...Do you have an 8 year old daughter?...obviously not.

As a girl raised in the south...Ive got a problem with you. I called her white trash...not a hick. A hick is someone raised in a rural area...white trash is a term used at white people connoting low social status or poor prospects (i.e., downward mobility) or lack of education. (Thank you Wikipedia). So I stand by what I said...

So why dont ya read my original post...and re think what you wrote.

So if ya had an 8 year old daughter, you might have a better understanding why I chose the terms I chose. This bitch flashes her twat in front of cameras, not once...not twice...but multiple times. And you enjoy seeing this because....?

And...please explain to me why it is she deserves this to have her picture taken and to have her career forced back into recovery because I personally dont feel shes capable of being a role model again, or deserving enough to be. Shes disgusting and I see her and want to vomit.

I see these little girls mimicking her because of dickheads like you, and it makes me cringe.

Go ahead though...Im sure you have an excellent answer.

a new fucking day is dawning people. slowly but surely. the signs are subtle, but hard to miss. we get universal sarcasm, a plateau in fashion and art, a calm in which only muffled outrage breaks the silence. and then, and then, my friends, a divine laughter will roll out over the earth, a tidal wave of joyful resignation. NOT weariness, i hope; it won't be romantic excess, emotional effluence turning a broken and praying eye upwards. sarcasm has already eaten that possibility. will there ever be this laughter, this god of the ridiculousness of gods, or will we burn out to the sound of tired and bitchy bickering?

you stupid bitches, bring it ON!

Sasha, who are you yelling at?

My point exactly.....thank you for clairfying Schack...

Schack and his/her ignorant post:

Makes me sick...f-in idiots...that hope to see this washed up pop star influence america teenage girls again.

23. Posted by schack on May 22, 2007 11:10 AM

sasha- as an american, you seem to have a serious problem with your inner hick. does this translate to a problem with your inner child as an adult, your inner whore as a woman? let's talk about these things. let's work them out.

well, from the p.o.v. of the petty bourgeoisie, all hicks are white trash, but not all white trash are hicks. so i agree with you. i think britney belongs to the former category.

i don't have a daughter. i killed my child, actually. but i admire your perseverence.

i kind of admire everyone. and then the word loses its meaning, so you'd be right to knock me down. but wouldn't we be friends?

i accept that we cannot all walk around flashing our pussies. that's the RULE. but i refuse to rule with an iron fist. you kill your inner child to be the woman you want to be, and you kill the mere possibility of becoming her.

You are absolutely hilarious...and gross.

Weirdo

Hey # 35, let's not be too quick about passing judgment on flashing pussies just yet. There's got to be a way.

That isn't schack. And this shit is boring. I feel like sticking a fork in my eye.

I like her dress. Where can I buy it?

who's her little lezbo friend?

Oh please I'd rip that ass up and down, and nobody here can't say they wouldn't. I'd love to get a piece of that.....

provided shes dipped in rubbing alcohol for 20 minutes and weares a canvas back on her head with a smiley face painted on.

Schack: Where are you cutting & pasting this shit from?

i'm flattered Kiki, but it's all out of my own noggin.

and yes, veggi, it IS me. and you're still pretty.

ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.. YOU ALL TALK SO MUCH SH*T... BUT GUESS WHAT YOU HATE HER OR LOVE HER.. YOUR STILL TALKING ABOUT HER AND THAT'S WHAT KEEPS HER IN THE SPOTLIGHT.. JUST LEAVE HER ALONE.. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES BUT THEY ARE NOT DISPLAYED FOR EVERYONE TO JUDGE.. GET OVER IT..

#44----get your self back to a fan site and get outta here!!! The whole purpose of this page is to DOG OUT these skanks!

and you're what keeps US in the spotlight, Tania.

where would we superficialists be without our daily dose of hater epiphanies?

OMG!!!! you know what BIRTNEY??????

WHATEVERRRR!!!!

#44 - If someone's skin is so thin that they can't handle when people point out that they are ugly/insane/white trash, then that someone should go for a career as a librarian ... or a fluffer.

Britney would probably make a phenomenal fluffer.

I agree with the idiots part #44, but the rest of that message seemed completely unnecessary, and frankly kind of rude.

oh shit.

In Pic 3 - there is some sort of drink/wet stain spilt on her dress.

In PIC 6 - The python print crosses are slowly moving up to constrict her titties, as apposed to sitting happily below them.

She is caring the SAME TACKY GOLD PURSE with her as she has EVERY.DAY.

And lastly. Her top hat... has feathers in it.

***PLEASE tell me there a logic, hidden to me, to the way this girl plans her.. everything??

# 45 & 46 RIGHT... I PERSONALLY DONT LIKE HER I THINK SHE'S TRASH.. BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID YOU FIGHT WITH EACHOTHER ABOUT NOTHING.. GET A FREAKING LIFE.. AND AM SOOOOOOO SURE YOU ALLLLLLL LOOK LIKE SUPERMODELS RIGHT!!!

you know, people, those trainwreck shows she's been having were probably the first for which her audience was not comprised entirely of pre-teen girls and their mothers. maybe she notices that her grimy, trainwreck image is attracting older, cooler fans?

#50...that's my guess, but it sort of makes her out to be a mastermind. so, um. yeah.

Tania, You seem like a really wonderful person, and I really hope you'll keep us in your thoughts and prayers. Don't be a stranger. This site could really use your gift for leading us to the path of enlightenment.

This is getting a little scary...I'm starting to think she's acting out like a sexually abused 3 year old. I mean, talk about an attention whore. All I can think of is her talking to Matt Lauer and blubbering "yeh, my wish is just for the paparazzi to leave me alone"...waaaaahhhh. What a phoney person. Oh, and don't we all wear our fedoras to the pool. I mean, come on already bitch, take the hats off!!! Do you shower in your hats too?

lesbo in leopard?

I have a freakin' life,I am a super model and I know when to use my caps key!
lol

#44, Tania,

Your mistake is in thinking that people talking about her is somehow good for her. The more people talk about what a loser she is, the less companies will want to hire the used up skank.

Now, as for what she resembles now. Really she isn't unique at all. Think about it, Mid-twenties, couple of kids, divorced, dresses skanky, drinks too much, a slut. Hell you can see a girl just like her in every dive bar in West Virginia right around closing time.

Does she EVER spend time with her kids?!

OMG. It is some crazy throwback to MAUDE dress. I think her smelly boots would complete the ensamble !!

you're right. YouRang

there's got to be a way

Some of you guys are absolutely great! LOL!

Good stuff #48 and #54...funny funny sh!t.

adeliza...(SUPERMODEL) I KNOW WHEN TO USE CAPS SMART AS*.. AND OF COURSE YOUR A SUPERMODEL... IN YOUR LITTLE WORLD.. AM SURE UR JUST AS UGLY AS YOUR WORDS.
Spindoc.. YOU ARE ABSOLUTLY RIGHT.. SHE IS JUST LIKE ALOT OF MID-TWENTIES SKANKS.. AND THE WHOLE WORLD SEES THAT.. THERE IS NO COME BACK FOR HER. JUST CLUB ACTS..

SHE REALLY NEEDS TO FOCUS ON HER KIDS THEN ON HER WASHED UP CAREER

Allright, Tania the cuntmonkey, it's officially time for you to turn the fucking caps key off.

#61 - Thanks. My genius is purveyed, daily, on my blog. Tell everyone you know.

I'm starting to think Tania may need a little nap.

Whatever. No "panties" I have are built like that with a buckle. The "bra" is awfully wide and thick to be a bra, and looks strangely swimweary. For the love of christ, as ugly as her crap is, she clearly had a bathing suit on under her stuff. She IS acting insane again though, so it's time for another melt down. Haven't seen Kfed in daaaays. Guess his 15 minutes are up. ha ha ha.

#44 - in the most childish voice that you can imagine, read the following:

"TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!"

After all, calling a group of folks "idiots" and then displaying that you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"?

Hello pot, kettle here.

One more thing. Whatever grade school teacher told you that ending a sentence with two periods was OK should be drawn and quartered. Please tell me that you aren't American.

For all those wondering why she's wearing a hat at the pool, don't forget that she's still got a Private Jane crew-cut going on under that wig. She just doesn't want her fake knapps to float away should she go under the water.

Can you imagine the film on the surface of the water after she gets out of the pool? Call Carl Spackler & have him drain & clean the fucking thing!

Meh...looks like she's wearing that dress backwards.

#68....DUDE! You make me laugh more than the Brittsters nasty wig and hellish styles of choice! I am bored with this now....can't some other celebrity do something assnine...like NOW?!?!? I'm ready to trash someone else....where's Tara Reid when ya need her?

Okay- not to be the uncool one and break the trend of arguing whether she's an ugly whore (yes) or if we're all imature fools for still reading about her (probably but whatever, being judgemental makes me happy) but,

Did she go swimming with her wig and hat on? That would be hilarious... and weird, but not uncharacteristic for Britney.

No, I believe that hideous thing on her head is actually no longer a wig. I thought I heard she got official extensions now. So what was the point if she's still just wearing hats constantly??? I would actually have some respect for her if she just took all that crap off and showed the world her bald head. Kind of like a "Yeh, I did it, F you, bald is beautiful" attitude. But then again, this is Britney; just a contrived product of the music machine industry. I'm starting to think maybe she's just a hologram or something...

Skanktasic!!!!

I'd still throttle her, though.

And she only stayed out until 5AM... What a good mommy...

#72 I agree, I actually think she looked great bald, she should have played it out

did you steal my name sasha

i used to like her music she's fat here like very otheer american girl.

I'm just curious who told people like Tara Reid, Paris, Hilton, and Brittney that Hair Extentions looked real and or good?

Does anyone know who the girl is standing next to her in the past several articles? Is that her manager, or friend? She is kind of cute and normal looking....

I think her whole intention was to go swimming. She was wearing a BATHING SUIT under the dress-thing. So what she's wearing on top is just...something to wear on top of her bathing suit.

And Sasha--you need to chill out. I grew up (and still live) in the south, too. Good old Louisiana, to be exact. And the girl is trash. She's pretty much the trashiest example of a Louisiana girl I have ever seen, and I am ashamed that she is a public face for my state, not because of what she wears (although most of it is atrocious), but because of the way she acts.

sorry, not Sasha; schack

She is nothing but a Hole.... I can't believe people pay to hear her lip sink.

The only reason I look at Brittany's pictures anymore is to see her friend/companion/bodyguard(?)...the brunette girl who is pretty and looks nice in every photo. Why can't Brittany dress like her? I think all stars should try to look good when they are in public. That's the lifestyle they chose, so they should at least dress nice.

Who really cares what the hell you people think? You are nothing to her in her book, hell she doesn't even know you exist! She's in Miami for god sakes, who doesn't strip down to their bikini in miami? I think that all of you haters are jealous, and wished that you had it like that!

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Where the fuck does this loser shop for clothes? Tramps R Us?

I think Briteny's lost it and won't get it back any time soon. She's showing her true bimbo colors.

I have some funny Britney T-shirts at www.maxitees.com

The girl next to her is her cousin Allie.

Let like she's headed to the VIP room...

Cant she see the PAIN she is causing us

Has anyone noticed that the girl next to her is in EVERY picture lately? Must be her BBF...

#83 "Who really cares what the hell you people think? You are nothing to her in her book, hell she doesn't even know you exist!"

What's more important, fifi, is NOT that we "are nothing to [Britney] in her book"--no, it is that for most of us in this country, Britney is now nothing to US in OUR book, leaving her in quite a predicament, wouldn't you say?

did her wig come off in the pool?

Whose that chick thats staring at her chest in all the pics?(she can't dress either)

Bald bitch

She looks Gary Coleman in the first picture!

She looks LIKE Gary Coleman in the first (technically 2nd) picture.

4th picture from bottom Britney looks like Bufallo Bill

Last picture Britney looks like the guy from Hannibal who got his face mutilated. Mason Verger. Google that shit.

Her face is a fleshy, scarred, blob nub with lipstick painted on.

AAAAAAGH!!!!! THERE'S THAT F@#%*G GOLD PURSE AGAIN!!! IS THAT FOREVER 21? DAMN! I MEAN...DAMN!!!! BUY A FUCKIN CHOE OR GUCCI YOU TRASHY LOW RENT HOE!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS MEANDERTHAL ANY MORE!!!!!!

Given that she is not the best dresser in the world, and that most of her behavior and action lately has been very trashy... can't anyone give her a break????????????????????

I miss the feminine Brit from way back, remember her? She's so manly now with those big arms and shoulders. I say cut down on the carbs, employ a personal stylist, learn to use makeup properly and go away for a while and come back later with dignity. THEN maybe a comeback would be in the cards....but this crap is seriously sad.

She's wearing a bikini. I don't like her but not sure what the big deal about these pictures is all about.

She still has the whitest teeth I've ever come across

Holy crap, she is really hideous!!

Her teeth are white, but the 2 front upper teeth are shorter than the rest of her upper teeth. I'm not sure how she managed to grind away her veneers but I'm pretty sure that's a visual aspect of an inbred with veneers.

That girl that is forever by her side in every photo nowadays...isn't that the chick she borrowed the bikini from a few months ago? Remember that post? That's totally her, isn't it????

ennek elmentek otthonról!!! undorító!!

she lookz like a fatazz
look at thoze fat legz
and azzzzzzzzzzzzz..

once again, itz all about
her, whatz the matter
Brittney, don't your kidz
like to swim?

What a selfizh BITCH..

she lookz like a fatazz
look at thoze fat legz
and azzzzzzzzzzzzz..

once again, itz all about
her, whatz the matter
Brittney, don't your kidz
like to swim?

What a selfizh BITCH..

Clearly she can't get enough publicity. I found this hilarious Britney's Guide to Publicity: http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/6043//Britney+Spears+Step+by+Step+Guide+to+Publicity.aspx

#110-111: not sure if they told you, but words are easier to read when you DON'T substitute "z" for "s" at the end of words.

It also shows that you are more intelligent than Britney when you do so.

Oh ... and notice that "Britney" has only one "t" in her name.

Carry on.

Love the hat on while swimming routine. And why does she stand around like she has down's syndrome? no offense to anyone with downs BTW.

What a dork

Oh well, her children are better off without her.

Oh well, her children are better off without her.

If I were the kids I would ask for a retroactive abortion to avoid living with the shame of having such a stupid bitch of a mother!

If I were the kids I would ask for a retroactive abortion to avoid living with the shame of having such a stupid bitch of a mother!

Hey look! A spoiled little girl that went off the deep end with drugs! What's that? Permanent psychosis? Yup!

First of all who ever took these pics ..Don't quit your day job second of all fucking grow up she did not strip it's a pool party she was covered the whole time...Damn let the woman live her life.....if your that bored go and check out a real slut like Lindsey come on ppl grow up...

correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't she have children to attend to or something? i dont understand these celebrities who just forget about their kids...literally.

Man, she can sit on my face anytime. What a babe! I'd eat her till she couldn't stand it anymore. I get a boner just thinking of it.

Albert Avis, you are a digusting pig!!

Just leave the girl alone, she is trying to get her career back together so stop hating on her.