May 11 2007Britney Spears still can't dress herself

she is very worrisome. Again, where are the children?

She's hiding hickeys again.

That's the way men dressed in 80's porn. Not me, all the other men.

1974 called. They said to give it up. On a side note, I'd hit her little friend like she needed it as life support.

Give the girl some credit. At least she's diitched the fug shitkicker boots in favoor of knee sox. You'd figger bynow she'd have the Property of K-Fart tattoo taken off.

And the kids have been dead for months now. Get with the program.

I hate when she covers up like that. What's that little whore hiding? I liked her better when she was flashing everything. That little whore. Flashing her vag - why can't she cover up?

Geez!

What?

I suppose thats a good way to keep from getting semen stains on your favorite t-shirt.

It is sort of cool - probably useful for hot sweaty days when you need a towel to absorb perseperation

Brit is so fashion forward...this line is the Taliban gymn-to-daytime wear.

Hmm.
Apparently I am not a giver of shit.

Don't forget to bring a towel!
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...Ya wanna get high?

She looks like an extra from CHERRY 2000.

If your kids ever ask you what White Trash is, show them any Britney pic.

she's the future

imran karim

I don't think it's a towel, I think it's her feed bag.

finaly brit gets the but-her-face concept...she now carries her own bag

I liked Rollergirl better ...

The employee demonstrates no marketable skills and therefore will be at a disadvantage to any positon she is hired for.

I think the towel is there to catch the drool and food particles from her EVER OPEN MOUTH!!!!!

18: Nice! Were you on the giving or receiving end of that gem? One of my all time favorites is: "Unwilling to tolerate mediocre performance yet aware of personal limitations".

Oh, and thanks to LilRach yesterday, her comment on here regarding the massive breast picture on my blog led to a considerable amount of traffic. Good times.

LilRach -- I owe you a Rim Job.

those shorts are cutting off circulation to her legs!

15, feed bag. that's awesome!

What do you mean, "Where are her children?" They're hiding under that towel!

that gold lamé purse goes perfectly with her outfit and fake nails.

she's got to be hiding something on those legs. there's no excuse for these socks & those disgusting boots. NONE!

At least we now know where is the last remaining Von Dutch hat on earth.

Riddle: What do you get when you cross Islam with Rollergirl?.....

Somewhere Justin Timberlake is laughing his ass off - so are we Justin, so are we.

oh my. Could somebody please tell our favorite bottom of the class redneck remedial celeb that wearing a wig (and this is assuming she even wants to grow back her hair) is like putting a big fucking fatass potted plant on your lawn. After a few days - move the pot, if you can.....whats underneath? NOTHING - except the odd pill bug and some rain worms.

Man, she really must be brain dead. Or a prototype replicant made by Ford - of Pinto fame. I think the Pinto was the one that exploded when you turned the ignition.

same old shitney. next time we see her she'll have cell phones pinned to her clothes doing another 15-minute performance. only its gonna be a remake of Chingy's One Call Away.

...by the way, good question. WHERE ARE HER KIDS???

Answer: She ate them. immediately. and wiped her mouth with that towel

Those boots finally melted off of her feet.

I give those trainers one week before they start bursting at the seams.

ok, now i feel a little sorry for this twat.
everywhere she goes, ppl are laughing at her (pic #4). maybe it's the ridiculous outfits, or maybe it's because she shit herself (pic #5).

Nice, she looks like a 4 year old on the day mommy let her wear whatever she wants!

Frist: Glad you found something. Hope you secure a FT position soon.

I cannot comment on Britney because at this point she is just asking for it.

11 is the greatest comment so far.

Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!

Whew! Good thing I was wearing my trusty Skeet rag!

Available at Osamas Boutique.

Also available in whole body skeet rag.
(What, you didn't know what the burka was really for - Muslim men can't control themselves)

The Paparazzi following her look like they just crossed the border from Mexico.

Pic #7 dudes aiming at her ass. lol his conversational piece later with his drinking buddies in East L.A.

LMAO @ #11

Britney seriously has some fuckin' issues, the way she dresses is just retarded there's no other word to describe it.

What's up with the hand holding??

I'd like to see how she would compete in the Special Olympics. She definitely has the fashion sense for it. Everyone is a winner there or so they told me when I accidently killed that Hot Dog Vendor during The Javelin Competition.

the hand holding is due to britney's 13-14 year old girl mentality. goes along with whispering behind hand & giggling. Oh & the outfit.

She's probably wearing those socks to cover up all the scabs and crabs on her skin from wearing those stupid cowboy boots for the last month.

I've seen better dressed 3-year-olds. Better dressed homeless people. Better dressed blind people. Better dressed homeless kids who live in those shanty towns in South Africa. Those clueless bitches on What Not to Wear dress better than Britney.

I think you see where I'm going with this...

Don't forget to bring a towel...

uhm,

well atleast she finally changed that demin mini-skirt.

yeah..that's about it.

=)

I see these photos of lil' Brit-Brit and I just want to repeat the words "fucking idiot" over and over and over again until they lose all meaning. They'll become a mantra, like "ommmmmmmmmmmmmm," except instead of "ommmmmmmmmmmmmm," it will be "fucking idiot." You've gotta wonder how she can do things like brush her teeth without swallowing the brush and choking or using a blow-dryer without electrocuting herself. Oh...WAIT...that's RIGHT, she's bald under that wig. "Fucking idiot."

britney spears wears some kinda lame clothes, and has a towel on her.

slow day at the superfish.

God-- I love Britney Spears posts. They are always weird, with a nice level of unpredictable.

I'd cum on that ass and in that vagine.

it looks like she bought her outfit at a souvenir shop in daytona florida.

#44 just gave me a Rattle & Hum flashback.

fuck when will it be 5 'oclock already

my job is killing me slowly everday

The hand holding is one thing. But her personal assistant is clearly grabbing her and leading her by the wrist in pic #4. Brit looks like a total 'tard

Somebody please explain to her that you only wear the towel when you're sucking CRAWFISH head.

Who wears a towel when eating crawfish? The whole point is getting dirty -- at least that's how we roll in NOLA ...

#34 Thank you, that's sweet!
#11 I love Towelie!!! Whatever happened to him?!!??

But now I have to say, yes, Brit looks ridiculous, but I shouldn't talk right now, cause you guys would laugh your ASSES off if you saw what I look like right now. Oh, I wish I could take a picture for you...Oh I could, but I WON'T, so I'll just describe it to you and just know that it's all true, and wasn't really premeditated, just turned out that way.
Right now I am wearing my hair up in a bun with red hairdye in it and a SHOWER CAP over it, and a blue tank top with a pig flying on it, no bra, and a gray and white plaid miniskirt. Oh and my black platform sandals with the skull and crossbones studs on them.
Ok, but at least I have a good excuse...dying my hair and it being hot out and not wanting to get dye on my good clothes ok, WHAT'S HER EXCUSE???!!!???

Seriously, what is she hiding under the boots and tube socks? A bad wax job? Cankles? Hooves?

O.k. Between the outfit and the handholding, she looks like she has mental health issues. Seriously. Did they do shock treatments while she was in rehab? 'Cause, I swear, in every picture, she's got the same goofy smile on her face that just cries out "I've lost brain cells."

Britney's socks would go great with her friend's shirt. They should switch. Or ahem...maybe it would be safer (for her friend) if they switched shirts instead.

She had some skin lesions that she covers with makeup that have been removed and are being tested. She's covering up the scars with a towel because makeup will cause an infection.

-OR-

She is going to be fitted for the rest of her nun uniform.

It looks like she's getting her body back...but as completely illiterate as I now know she is...it just doesn't matter.

It's time for a complete Britney makeover. She can borrow my vagina anytime as long as she returns it in proper working order.

Is she taking fashion lessons from Kirsten Dunst? Can't she afford better help?

LOL @ #5. And I rarely LOL.

As for Her Vagesty, I really think that she does shit like this just to fuck with people. I can't believe that she's so clueless that she genuinely doesn't realize she looks like a total fucktard. I think she puts on stome stupid shit like this (the gold purse is the perfect accessory) knowing she's going to get a lot of buzz and then laughs about it when it happens.

Of course, when she laughs, semen comes out of her nose.

That's not a towel.

It's her dress from last night. It got pushed up there by guy #5, and she is too high to notice.

Can't believe I ever wasted a tissue on that bumpkin bitch.

Actually its not, "where are the kids?" It should be, "man I feel sorry for these kids". I can wait for her micheal jackson veiling routine to unfold. I think I would die laughing.
When is she going to get it, "no come back for you!"

Her tongue is hanging out in two pictures while she is being led around by her assistant. Just further attestation to a severe case of mental retardation.

Britney is turning into Michael Jackson right before our eyes.

It's only a matter of time before she starts wearing a facemask, gets a monkey, and sleeps in an oxygen tent. I sure hope she skips the whole "molest little kids" part of this transformation.

#68, you're so right, she's turning into a freak right before our eyes. I mean where the Hell are the kids??? and What kind of a F%@#$ mother is this that never spends time with her kids, but yet she's fighting for custody? Hollywood is full of F%$@#$ nuts!

ok, thanks!

It's a bib ya'll, cuz she's cuntry.

i bet she does what all normal girls do just throw all there clothes up in the air and whatever falls on them they wear its quite fun to do try it some time...

and yes i myself am not a girl but watching them through windows you learn this sort of stuff :)

#71 is the reason why Angelina Jolie is so pissed off. Quit looking in windows and go to a bar.

Britney was about to eat some wings and didnt want to ruin her sweet shirt.. thats all it is.

?? i have this bizarro feeling that britney is slowly turning into michael jackson.

Ah, a blind, retarded ass monkey would have better fashion sense than this walking fashion disaster. Good Lord, I've seen better outfits on mannikins at the Salvation Army.

I don't think I'll ever understand her.

That't not a towel, it a semen bib.

SOMEBODY should compile all her HILARIOUS outfits/pictures in a 18 month calendar, that would be so funny.

she dressez like
she livez in
freakin mickey
mouse land
what a freakin
loser, grow up
bitch...

WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN? FORGOTTEN AGAIN, WHY, BECAUSE SHE ONLY HAD THEM TO TRY TO HIDE THE FACT SHE REALLY WOULD RATHER BE WITH WOMEN. THE CARPET MUNCHER NEEDS TO STOP HIDING, AND CPS TRULY NEEDS TO RESCUE THE CHILDREN.

You guys are fucking idiots

WTF ???!!!

did you know, she is like all the other crazy hollywood weirdo's and is changing her religion to terrorist.

You people are just being mean. She's dressed just like all the other 12-13 yr olds.

Umm I love Britney Spears. she had been going through an emotional stage, and she's recovering now. all you dumbasses are humans just as well as her. don't fucking juge/critizise a person just by their appereance. im sure all you stupid dumb fucks have had bad experiences too, so before you go and judge a gorgouse woman who is probably way better then you, look at yourself in the mirror and judge yourself before you judge her. kaythxbye panzies.

Gr Gr GrAte! I can see now lol, wow we would make a great light bulb company together - how much did my sneakers cost lol. Good job -Icthatshoot=alid? am i right? or was that you JustinJokin Around?
Thanks, k. if it is you say Britkony... and i will know... have a blessed day BrittKnee lol

oh wow...
I cant believe at one point she used to be popular O_O
It kind of scares you when you think about it. Now remember, there used to be a lot of girls who wanted to be JUST LIKE HER....
what if they all banded together and wore that?

Fashion, as we know it, would cease to exsist

i like so many of these i cant even count them

and i hav 2 admit brit looks like a dumb fuck 2 me like 1 of them sed that smile says in bold letters "ive lost brain cells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
um gro ur hair bak and git off the retard train u fat ass
like another says ur a fuckin idiot

and cood ur style be anymor look like a mix of dog shit, dog puke, and whatever owls hack up

ughh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o and by the way put a shirt on once in a while

nobody wants 2 c ur microscopic tits

i no u had plastic surgery but did it really work
lmao
and once agan GIT OFF THE RETARD TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys lets think about something..its britney spears. she might be a celebrity but shes a person she can wear what she wants.. she can be bald for a reason that she has. Britney Spears has started trends and worked hard to get where she is now. i dont see anyone else here doign anything big.. so she might look trashy but shes still hott <3

what a sexy whore<33

me, 'brit is a dumb fuck' and all the other bums posting here all need lives and/or better hobbies than looking at britney spears doing whatever the fuck she wants to. i've seen people walking around looking even freakier than that but their pictures dont come up online only because they arent so famous.
&britney spears is talented. but she certainly has issues -.-;;

its about time they ripped her dam voice box out

Britney is number one, and will always be!!! You guys need to grow the fuck up..Seriously. Honestly, You people have no life.

WHO THE HELL CARES!!! With all that's going on in the world THIS crap makes headlines....the only difference between britney and all the other "dumb girls" is her bank account......as if we all don't have a day where we throw on something ugly...stupid....or mismatched.....c'mon people.....there are better things in this world to focus on

There are plenty of people who dress like that. God, I go to High school and I see it every day. Well, maybe not the towel, but who cares? I'm sick of hearing people badmouth her. She's going through a difficult time and maybe you should all just understand that and shut the hell up. Hpow would you feel if you logged on to the internet and saw a bunch of horrible things written about you? Shut up and leave her alone. No one wants to hear a bunch of losers opinions.

omg!! i sooo agree w/ 94!!! cant we all focus on other things plzzzz!!! how do u think celebs feel about always being talked about!!! cant they live fucking lives w/o everyone bugging them!! OMFG!!!ya i agree shes screwed for life but i have to admit i used to worship her. and one of u said she dresses like a 12 year old and im 12!! i dress wayyy better than that!!! most 12yr olds wear like abercrombie and juicy and like true religion and 7s NOT porn star cloths. but i also have to admit that i am dressing shitty too right now because i ran the mile and im a wreck!!

PS.. briteney doznt deserve to be famous.. she should just work at mc donalds and be poor rather than getting all the attention.

PSS.. srry i take that back SHES TO DUMB TO WORK AT MC DONALDS!!!!!!!!.

PSSS. btw my mile time was 7:30!!! doesnt that rock all you fuckers putting in the time to focus on a screw up bad influence!! we shout all focus on the heros in this world instead of fuckin retards!!!!!! GET YOURSELF A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

83.) What? ok first of all, 12-13 year olds dont dress like that, nor do nine ten and eleven year olds!

84.) i totally support what u just said. although britney doesn't appeal "loving" to me. And yes, all you other people judging her need to find better shit to do because really, i would like to see pictures being taken of you every moment of every day and night of your life because think about it. you would be just as scary lookin as she does in the pictures. and think about it maybe she's trying to make a statement that you dont have to have all kinds of makeup on and hair (which no lie, i couldn't live without my hair) all over your head and matching designer clothes on to be beautiful, and yes by all means im not saying she is lookin to pretty right now, but think about it, she's the first to do it, and just about every time somebody starts something for the first time, or just something new and different in general, then of course people talk about them and give them dirty looks and people like you make their lives miserable. but really, ur lives aren't much better. would u really have an exciting story to give if your life was viewed by AT LEAST one fourth of the United States every day? would you really though? maybe she is just spicing things up. but even if she isn't.... then its none of your concern to make fun! Do you walk up and down streets crowded with homeless people in africa and make fun? i dont think so! (and if you do u are a horrible horrible person) so seriously, dont worry about whats going on in her life, and worry about urs, because im sure each and every one of you have somethign exciting, or scary, or sad, or something that your attention is drawn too, but yet ur on here talkin bout ms. britney spears. (im on here right now telling you this because i have the next hour and a half to myself, so i felt like getting on and making this statement) and really, if you people are that worried about her life, if anything, the only thing u should be worried about are her children. not what britney's wearing, what she does, about her children. they are poor little kids who have britney as a mother. if you people really wanna watch every moment of her life, make it useful and examine the way she treats her children. then maybe you will actually be helping somebody, or saving somebody possibly. The only concern u should have, if any, about britney, is what is going on with her children, and keepign them safe and healthy. But luckily, K-fed isnsome complete retard, and that he will actually take care of the children until brit gets her act together, then maybe they can both, (mostly britney) do their part as parents (mostly the mom) and take care of those innocent little kids.

OMG wat was she thinkin

Honestly what the fck are your guys problems.

No wonder the poor girl flips out..

because nobody gives her a fcking break.

you bitch about her being fat and ugly, yet when she loses weight you bitch about her being a slut with no style.

the media is always at her throat.

and JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T ALWAYS have her freakin kids with her does not mean she doesn't care about them.

you judge like you know her.

you have no idea what she's going through and neither do i, but hey here is a novel idea cut the girl one damn break.

you bitch about her never singing yet when she does you bitch how it wasn't long enough.

atleast she's trying to please you people.

my gosh what's wrong with you all.

I think she looks cute, besides the towel around her neck of course, and I'm sure she's got here reasons for the towel! Also everyone should just leave her alone and get a life and stop looking for excuses to tear her into pieces!! Regaurdless if she's a famous or not, she can do whatever she wants and if you don't like it then don't look, it's as simple as that!!!! And another thing stop talking about her and her kids because no one except for her and maybe her family knows how she is with her children!! NO one has any right to judge her on how she is with her kids or if she's a good mother!! What she does with herself has nothing to do with how she is with and around her children!! She's not perfect and neither are we!! So everyone has to stop pretending that they are any better than her! No one knows her except herself and her family!! So basically why don't we focus on real issues like our stupid president Bush who has our soldiers stuck in a place they should of come back from a long time ago!! Our soldiers are stuck in Iraq because of the worst president in history!! That babaling idiot Bush!! We should all focus on working together to bring our troops home!! This is the stuff we all need to talk about!! Not Britney Spears!!!

You know what? If you look really, really close...it doesn't even look like Britney! Honestly, I don't think it is. I think that someone sold you guys some bogus pics. Suckas!!! The worst thing is that AOL's was dumb enough to link to you. Talk about being embarrased.

poor britney, she can't even walk down a street with her friend without cameras everywhere stalking her and being all up in her life all up in her face.. man.. no wonder she's friggin crying in all of her interviews and tellin people to just leave her alone.. it's suffocating to have everyone obsessed with you and trying to take your picture every second of every day.. fame is fame, but dag! leave her alone already :-(

she's still a skanky red neck

look at the video at my blog

WHY WOULD YOU PUT ON WHITE TUBE SOCKS WITH ORANGE IN THEM WITH PINK AND BLUE??? I AM SO SICK OF LOOKING AT HER PALE FACE WITH THAT DARK LIPSTICK. NOT FLATTERING AT ALL, JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER!!!!!!!!!

#99 and #100 you're absolutely right!
Also, it would rock is Britney Spears went on a killing spree and killed everyone talking shit about her. Lol. Hahaha.
I think she looks cute in that outfit...except for the towel of course lol. She doesn't look like a porn star. Idiots. The towel is obviously for her sweat and to cover up but the annoying ass stalkerazzi STILL got her. She could be wearing a beautiful gown with her hair looking gorgeous and her makeup looking beautiful, but you douchebags will still talk shit about what she look like in another picture from weeks past. You all act like the 12-13 year olds you're saying she's dressed like.
When she dressed more revealing clothing people always talked their crap and now she's covered up (towel and all lol) and you still talk crap. Wtf should she wear? A fu**in' bear suit? Leave her the hell alone! I hope she does go mad and become a serial killer.
I'm sure she will straighten up eventually and some of you will be all up in her ass again saying how much you love her and how you wanna be like her and how you wanna DO her lol! Yeah, you will, don't deny it. Then, there will be those who are stuck in the past saying "Remember when she wore this? Remember when she did and said this? Herherher...I have no other life but to talk about Britney Spears' past." Yeah, you will, don't deny it.
Oh and about her kids, you all see a pic of her without them and bam! She's not taking care of them. So tell me, how often do you go over her house and spend hours with her and her children that you can come on here and tell everyone she's neglecting them? Oh, you can't? Oh, ok then STFU!!! Don't believe everything you hear or see unless you're there to witness things firsthand. Till then, get a life and stay out of hers!