May 17 2007Britney Spears sends a message to fans

Britney Spears has posted a message to her fans on her official site, saying:
The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers.Godspeed.
Love, Britney
What the hell is she talking about here? And who is she addressing? I'm surprised she didn't thank all the unicorns and invite everybody to the party she's throwing on the moon.
NOTE: I travel at no speed but ludicrous speed.

Reader Comments
1. NicotineEyePatch - May 17, 2007 4:56 AM
"Godspeed"?? She said that?
2. Wambe - May 17, 2007 4:57 AM
FY, you religious bitch!
3. Baroness - May 17, 2007 4:57 AM
Oh no, she's one of those religous nuts. That explains so, so much.
4. LADY-CROFT - May 17, 2007 5:00 AM
god has speed?
5. Satan - May 17, 2007 5:00 AM
All I need is a few more prayers to the dark side, and I'm taking this bitch down.
6. Danzig - May 17, 2007 5:12 AM
Something died on her head.
7. Chauncey Gardner - May 17, 2007 5:15 AM
The great thing about Brit's insanity is that you could probably rape her and kill her kids and she'd probably rationalize it as a miracle that happened to make her stronger.
8. krazihottkelli - May 17, 2007 5:16 AM
YEA, Godspeed with no shirt
on, what a whore and who R
the fanz that she is thanking?
SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY..
THEIR IMAGINARY.......
Let me guess, she now
a scientologist...
get her Satan and quick...
9. wanker - May 17, 2007 5:20 AM
FUCK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10. Satan - May 17, 2007 5:29 AM
Now wanker, I will hear none of that. God and I are tight. He'll be at my BBQ this Memorial Day.
11. Fifth Stooge - May 17, 2007 5:40 AM
There's nothing wrong, but get out of the pool immediately.
12. krazihottkelli - May 17, 2007 5:45 AM
hey, leave God outta thiz
he did nothing
Brittney, see what u have
done....
U now have ruined Godz
reputation, bitch from
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
13. datura - May 17, 2007 5:45 AM
Higher power? Brighter state? Looks as if she's fallen victim to the brainwashing/cult tactics of the order known as Alcoholics Anonymous. And wearing a bad Carol Channing wig to boot. Yikes.
14. Carol - May 17, 2007 5:55 AM
I guess when you gots God on your side you can forget your underwear, act like a ho and completely abandon The Baby That Was S'posed To Have Been A Girl and all will be forgiven as long as you preach The Word to those millions* of people visiting your website. Forget those who are working in the developing world, or in hospices, or cancer units, or soup kitchens. The true lights in our dark, mean ole world are Britney fans. Yay! The human race is safe!
* or maybe eight...
15. footmaster - May 17, 2007 5:59 AM
she seems nutty...i might get her someday.
16. lady-croft - May 17, 2007 6:00 AM
respect to #9
17. Guy - May 17, 2007 6:03 AM
Ok, I admit I don't think Britney cares about religion, but can every one on here stop being so insulting towards peoples faith?
18. Starley - May 17, 2007 6:14 AM
Personally, I love the juxtaposition of the spiritual message combined with the topless photo. She's class all the way.
19. The_Squizz - May 17, 2007 6:19 AM
D I S E A S E D
20. DancingQueen - May 17, 2007 6:21 AM
I think she was trying to say, "God this is some good speed I'm on."
21. getyourhandoutofmycat - May 17, 2007 6:26 AM
I thought she was the anti-christ...
22. Rosy - May 17, 2007 6:26 AM
Shut up... bone heads. FYI britney still does have fans....
what are u guys even doing here reading her blog. LOSERSSSSSS......
23. bungoone - May 17, 2007 6:30 AM
well, i guess she's finally settled on some religion after testing every other one like a damn buffet.
i wonder if she realizes how ridiculous she is, talking about prayer, God, and a higher power as she's standing there with her titties barely covered. she's pretty much retarded and would certainly qualify for the special olympics.
24. Pikachelsea - May 17, 2007 6:36 AM
Y'know, the word "Godspeed" doesn't necessarily have any specific religious connotations, so all you atheist types screaming "LOL RELIGIOUS NUT!11!!!" should probably cool it. Especially considering it's Britney we're talking about, who seems about as serious as choosing/following a specific religion as she is about wearing clothes that fit her and don't look absolutely retarded; i.e. not at all.
Anyway, I am still trying to figure out what she means by "this trying time". What exactly is she going through that she hasn't brought on herself? The dingbat makes it sound like she was just diagnosed with cancer or had her leg chopped off (man, only in my wildest dreams). All I can think of is that she's getting divorced (she's the one who married the idiot in the first place) and is walking around wearing ugly wigs and clown suits (she shaved her head and acts like a moron on a regular basis; that's nobody's fault but hers).
She doesn't deserve anyone's sympathy. What a tard.
25. Fuzzmonkey - May 17, 2007 6:38 AM
She is one crazy assed bitch. But if she releases some topless photos like that one, she might have some hope left.
26. Whammer Jammer - May 17, 2007 6:45 AM
She expects anyone to believe that she actually composed that statement? There's no way.
27. iburl - May 17, 2007 6:56 AM
Thaqt picture is reallyt sickening... A drug addled skinhead in a fake wig with arm length gloves, I assume to hide all the crazy stuff she wrote all over her arms with a sharpie like "I am the Anti-Christ" and "Godspeed you black enterer"
28. getyourhandoutofmycat - May 17, 2007 7:09 AM
Can't wait to see her mega downfall when K-fag gets full custody and she's left broke and fat and crazier than ever =)
29. jenster - May 17, 2007 7:20 AM
"trying time", yeah like someone held a gun to her head and made her shave all of her hair off.
or marry K-fed......I digress
30. krazihottkelli - May 17, 2007 7:23 AM
siriuosly,,,i would lick her baldy.
i mean her hed PLOWSHIT,,,fukkin perv
31. denny - May 17, 2007 7:27 AM
Nice Spaceballs reference...
32. krazihottkelli - May 17, 2007 7:31 AM
fuck you DRDICKBREATHPLOWSHIT,
QUIT USING MY NAME, FUCKER
I AM NOT #30=I HATE THAT FUCKIN
BITCH AS MUCH AS I HATE U.
U SHOULD OF STAYED HIDDEN
WITH YOUR DICK BETWEEN
YOUR LEGZ ,AS USUAL.
USE MY NAME AGAIN, AND
U WILL SO BE SORRY....
33. LifesAbitch - May 17, 2007 7:42 AM
Look closely at Britney's neck in
this picture, it looks like the body
belongs to someone else, and they
just added the head.
34. DrPhowstus - May 17, 2007 7:58 AM
@32 -- Uhhhhhh... sir, that wasn't me. I've been ignoring you for weeks now. Shouldn't your fat ass be out testing your bouyancy in the ocean, or is it whaling season?
35. krazihottkelli - May 17, 2007 8:07 AM
yea right, it waz U
and I swim everyday, bitch
Your the only fat guy here
I'm a skinny girl, fucker..
Oh yea, your small English
dick friendz are hiding like
u, so go find them and play
u all like to hide so well.
36. DrPhowstus - May 17, 2007 8:10 AM
I will go find those English
dicks, my good sir, all in
good time.
37. Dragon - May 17, 2007 8:54 AM
I've always imagined brickney weards fan to be an old man stranded on an island! or an old dusty skeleton holding up a sign that reads "i luv BS".
38. yolatengo - May 17, 2007 9:02 AM
as much as I would pay good $$$ to watch this waste of space BRITSHIT get pissed on by a gang of Urangutans.... I would actually prefer to just beat the shit out of anyone who is stupid and feeble-minded enough to still be her so called 'fan', I don't care if it means 45 days sharing a jail cell with Paristetiters
I WOULD PAY $$$ PEOPLE FOR THIS....NO JOKE
39. lambman - May 17, 2007 9:13 AM
At least this time it's not a poem about her being a tiger, remember that little gem?
40. Annie - May 17, 2007 9:20 AM
Oh look, it's Debbie Gibson.
41. Christopher - May 17, 2007 9:26 AM
Either:
a) There is no god, and the prayers went unanswered,
b) There is a god, but he/she hates Britney and wants her to suffer, or
c) Everyone was praying for her to turn into a whore.
42. SCOTLAND - May 17, 2007 9:31 AM
The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.
43. jesusphillips - May 17, 2007 9:50 AM
I like that her deeply religious message is partially sprawled across her bare nipples. "Praise God and enjoy my breasts"
44. GreatRack - May 17, 2007 9:52 AM
Fucking drivel....
"and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. "
Ahh... Religion and toplessness. I knew they went together...
45. misstery - May 17, 2007 9:53 AM
@35 So you only like thick long dicks? Is that because your cunt is all used up, loose, and drippy? Like the one in the link above.
46. bungoone - May 17, 2007 10:11 AM
upon further inspection, i will have to agree with 33. it just doesn't look right.
could she not secure a half-way decent looking wig? what a joke.
47. MrSemprini - May 17, 2007 10:36 AM
She's in a brighter state? Only if she's on fire!!
48. Master Woo-Woo - May 17, 2007 11:40 AM
She's not here for your entertainment... it's just her and her gloves tonight... LOL!!!
49. Dr. WooWoo - May 17, 2007 11:42 AM
Brits version of cross your heart bra!
50. Master Woo-Woo - May 17, 2007 11:43 AM
Brilliant Dr. WooWoo!!!
51. Bugman4045 - May 17, 2007 12:33 PM
The message could only appeal to overweight "tween" girls who think Britney is "being picked on." Yet the topless picture is meant to appeal to whom? Teen boys? She makes me sick.
52. captain obvious - May 17, 2007 12:59 PM
I agree #33... Posted by LifesAbitch on May 17, 2007 7:42 AM
Look closely at Britney's neck in
this picture, it looks like the body
belongs to someone else, and they
just added the head.
I does look like the pics been photoshopped. They prob put her former body on her current head. Either way,she's ridiculous. I really lost all respect for her (and any "fans" should too) when she made that condescending video to the American public abt believing everything you read & hear. It was very rude and she now strikes me as a very self absorbed & selfish person. What good has she done for this world? She's got oodles of money and she does nothing good, not even for her own family and kids. Pathetic has-been, go away.
53. JOY - May 17, 2007 1:22 PM
YOU SUCK BRITNEY, YOUR A LOSER, A HAS BEEN, NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU DO. YOU HAVE ZERO TALENT, YOU LIP SYNC, YOUR A BAD MOM, BASICALLY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN OL LOUISIANA WHITE TRASH.........lol!
54. Joe - May 17, 2007 2:22 PM
PREPARE SHIP FOR LUDACRIS SPEED!
55. Zed - May 17, 2007 3:29 PM
I read her comments above.
And all I can say is: Never in history has someone's initials been so completely apropos of who they are as a person. Never.
56. WowJustWow - May 17, 2007 5:05 PM
She looks like she's trying to keep her own hand from strangling her.
57. Rapunzel - May 17, 2007 6:05 PM
#54: "What are you Col. Sanders...chicken????"
58. rubye - May 17, 2007 8:27 PM
oh no here we go again....godspeed your ass!!!! "don't use the name of lord in vain!".... and she's in vain! what's next? - becoming an evanglist?!?!?!? even god will puke if it happens! tsk! tsk! tsk! whatawreck!
59. Andy - May 18, 2007 2:59 AM
Dont judge her,,
She just trying to be good (again).
And I still waiting for good Brit..
60. krazihottkelli - May 18, 2007 6:36 AM
#45==I no nothing of long
thick dickz..I a virgin,
fucker..........
61. Kate - May 18, 2007 10:43 AM
Right on #38. Britney fans are so fucking stupid it is literally painful. I saw one the other day talking about how her comeback is "like Moses". Huh?
In the meantime, what the hell is this bitch talking about? I have no doubt she wrote that drivel because its as idiotic as her "Tiger" speech. That was literally so stupid, so obviously someone with a low IQ trying to sound deep and smart, that it was almost embarrassing. It would have been sad if it weren't so funny.
62. Carmen - May 20, 2007 10:58 PM
It's nice that she thinks she still has fans as to post a letter on her website ;)
PS. Britney, the space you have for me on your prayers, use it on yourself. Trust me honey, you need all the help you can get, now is *not* the time to be squandering your prayers on your "fans"...
63. LAUREN SMITH - May 22, 2007 1:32 PM
HELLO BRITNEY HOPE U GET THIS AND U ARE READING THIS U ARE THE BEST AND MY FRAVE FILM IS CROSS ROADS NEXT TIME UR IN THE SUN TELL THEM TO PUT THIS IN `britney is the best from lauren smithlol write back ur biggest ever fan lauren smith
64. Chris - May 22, 2007 4:34 PM
You watch and see, she will end up as a porno star, old men will jack off to her flicks :)
If she had hired me as her manager when she let go of that dork from way back when, she would not be in this mess.
Oh well, maybe what they say about blonde women from the swamps of Louisanna is right !!!
At least they "suck em heads"
65. VASSO ZAVOLAS - May 28, 2007 5:30 AM
BRITNEY YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE SINGER,AND YOU ARE SO COOL AND CUTE,PLEASE DO ONE MORE CD WITH POP MUSIC,BECAUSE I AM BORING WITH ALL OTHERS SINGERS,PLEASE COME AGAIN TO KARPATHOS IN GREECE!!
LOVE,
VASSO ZAVOLAS
66. kelly - June 17, 2007 1:40 AM
heyy brit i am ur biggest fan and i think u should make another cd and call it "simply brit" so yea....
peace out
xoxo
toodles
x~kel~x(x~maggie~x)
67. VASSO ZAVOLAS - July 5, 2007 8:59 AM
Hi Britney, I'a your #1 fan and I need to see you one day I' 13 years old. Please come again to island Karpathos!!!!!
68. VASSO ZAVOLAS - July 5, 2007 8:59 AM
Hi Britney, I'a your #1 fan and I need to see you one day I' 13 years old. Please come again to island Karpathos!!!!!