May 2 2007Britney Spears poses topless
Britney Spears posed topless at a friend's house last month with some flowers covering her boobs. And, uh, here it is. Although I have no idea why anybody is asking Britney Spears to get topless. Six years ago this would've been amazing, but now they could've put a seal in a silly hat and thrown some flowers at it and it would've turned out hotter. If it weren't for the outfit, I wouldn't even have been able to tell this was a girl.
NOTE: Yes, this is real. Very real, and very horrifying. If you get aroused by this I think you're required by law to turn in your penis.
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Reader Comments
1. JoBOO - May 2, 2007 11:09 AM
FIRST!!!!!!
ahahhaahahhaahhaahaha
2. wedgeone - May 2, 2007 11:09 AM
"A poke in the pink, a stab in the stink, then POW! right in the kisser"
an homage to P0nk.
3. rrd - May 2, 2007 11:10 AM
and her "friend" leaked these to the net?
4. MadRavingStark - May 2, 2007 11:10 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Flower Girl"
5. Fifth Stooge - May 2, 2007 11:12 AM
Here's the story,
Of a slutty lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely whores.
All of them had tits of 40"
Like their mother,
The youngest one with 38's.
Here's the story,
Of a fag named Brady,
Who was busy with three fags of his own.
They were four fags,
Living all together, and they liked that a lot.
Till the one day when the slut met this faggot,
and they knew they was much more than a hunch.
That this group,
Must somehow form a whorehouse.
That's the way we all became the Brady Whores,
The Brady Whores, the Brady Whores
That's the way, we became the Brady Whores.
6. Donkey - May 2, 2007 11:12 AM
Stop wearing all those dumbass hats you retarded whore!
7. teetee - May 2, 2007 11:15 AM
Her implants look even worse when you see them in the flesh.
8. mia judaken - myspace.com/chaneldiva - May 2, 2007 11:16 AM
ew, and this is from someone who is just out of rehab, explains.
9. ChicagoEric - May 2, 2007 11:16 AM
You know the photos are real, cause she's still wearing those god-awful cowboy boots my older sister donated to Goodwill last year. A train-wreck that continues to get worse. Can she ever recover, and do we even care?
10. Binky - May 2, 2007 11:19 AM
Looks like she's happily taken up gardening.
11. Donkey - May 2, 2007 11:21 AM
So this is what they do in rehab... huh.
12. IFuckingHateYou - May 2, 2007 11:21 AM
The "friend" leaked the photos because Brit is a selfish whore. It went something liek this:
Brit: Ya'all eat my pussy, then I'll pose topless for some pictures and I'll eat your pussy.
"Friend": OK you stupid cunt, but all I really wanted to know was if you would like to buy some Avon make-up to cover up that nasty acne you've got.
13. rhnee - May 2, 2007 11:21 AM
Well, i thought that we would have a break from seeing those cowboy boots today since she wore those ugly white ones last night... ummm... did somebody hold a gun to Brit's head and tell her to wear those boots everyday or she dies??? Why did she choose to wear the boots!!!!???
14. Fifth Stooge - May 2, 2007 11:21 AM
Her hair looks good.
15. Joshingya31 - May 2, 2007 11:22 AM
Interesting, I think this is the first time ive ever stared more at a topless girls clothing over her tits. Plaid hat = AWESOME
16. veggi - May 2, 2007 11:23 AM
when did she catch down syndrome?
17. MadRavingStark - May 2, 2007 11:24 AM
Britney, Britney
Whose quite unfit-ney
How does your garden grow?
With coyboy boots
And hidden roots
And pleas for attention all in a row.
I’m a poet, damnit
18. YouRang - May 2, 2007 11:27 AM
I wish I had more hands-so I could give those titties four thumbs down.
19. LoneWolf - May 2, 2007 11:27 AM
If I may quote Booger in "Revenge of the Nerds",
"This is bullshit. I want bush!"
Thank you. Thank you very much.
20. mrs.t - May 2, 2007 11:29 AM
When did she get the permanent retard grin? It's the same in every damn picture. In the past, was there always someone beside her saying "No, Brit, that's NOT your smile. Remember what we practiced?"
And, veggi, I've always thought she a the Down syndrome eyes-just like Katie Holmes. She caught it from her dad.
21. Victor - May 2, 2007 11:35 AM
I'd do her if she always looked like this. I would:
1) First bathe her
2) Then drink her douche water.
22. kellygirl57 - May 2, 2007 11:35 AM
BARF! She looks like Sherlock Holmes! Nothing says "sweet, sexy innocence" like a plaid fucking detective hat and huge glasses!
23. Bern - May 2, 2007 11:38 AM
My grandfather wore that hat/glasses combo every day when he live in Sun City Center, Florida, thus giving the two separate hat/glasses combos yet another thing in common, as they were both, respectively, surrounded by the slow decay of immediately impending death.
24. Scrammy71 - May 2, 2007 11:38 AM
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...
25. Victor - May 2, 2007 11:39 AM
Man, Flea is hilarious. I think out of all the Chili Peppers, I like him the best.
26. blpressure - May 2, 2007 11:39 AM
I'd do her right there in that garden. Guess I'll be off to the police station now to turn in my penis.
27. Superfish - May 2, 2007 11:42 AM
#16 its not down syndrome, it's tourettes...and possibly, high on cocaine. who knows?
ah, i see rehab has done wonders for the wubboulous world of britsterdome.
28. LeeLee - May 2, 2007 11:43 AM
Oh god-- she looks like my friend's ex-girlfriend.
I can't believe that despite the fact that she has 24/7 paparazzi around her, she would still be dumb enough to do something-- no wait, I take that back.
29. www.celebritypwn.com - May 2, 2007 11:44 AM
I don't see nipples. Doesn't count ! I would vote against this story if I could just because of that. Oh, at celebritypwn.com you can. :)
30. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 11:45 AM
This is at least a little closer to being worth $125 to see. Now if we can only see the pictures of her bent over a table getting rammed from behind by some 350 pound linebacker, my day would be complete.
31. Pluto459 - May 2, 2007 11:45 AM
She is totally jerkable.com
I can stare at her for hours.
I want to know who and why they would sell these and how much they got.
32. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 11:46 AM
Mrs T - If a good smack on the ass is so 5 minutes ago, what is right now????
33. Superfish - May 2, 2007 11:46 AM
#17 LET ME TRY!!!
Little girl Brit, come BLOW my horn,
while ur down there blowing, im eating corn,
wait, don't bite it, just nibble a little,
hey! u little bitch! u spilled it a little!!
34. monkeyrotica - May 2, 2007 11:47 AM
Say what you want, but she's got a head that's MADE for peeing on.
35. veggi - May 2, 2007 11:47 AM
I keep going back up... back up... back up.... to look at that fucking retarded face. Take my mouse away from me! *sob*
36. Victor Ward - May 2, 2007 11:51 AM
She's in that garden looking for her brain. Guess what? It's not fuckin' there.
37. Superfish - May 2, 2007 11:55 AM
man she used to be so hot. and she's sort of getting there...a little.
correct me if i'm wrong, but there was a spot where boobs should go on women, so why doesn't she have a decent one? those are two shrunken lilly pads with flowers substituting for frogs.
**cries loud enough for neighbors to hear
38. MadRavingStark - May 2, 2007 11:56 AM
#33
You managed to perfectly encapsulate my date last night. My God… your physic!
39. threearmedman - May 2, 2007 11:56 AM
Britney Spears may be crazy. She may have a variety of venereal diseases that most of us haven't even heard of. She might have an award winning addiction to drugs and Cheetos.
But Britney Spears does not... I repeat... DOES NOT (!) have friends!
40. FRIST!!! - May 2, 2007 12:00 PM
#16 veggi...that was going to be my comment!!! Doesn't she look seriously retarded??? OMFG!!!
41. Clete - May 2, 2007 12:02 PM
Only in America ... she is not even fun trashy, she is not even fun eccentric, not even fun entertaining. That is one gross human being. Those wide set wild eyes are disturbing. She dances with the grace of a circus bear and her voice was never that hot - any high school in America could turn out a better singer than her. That hillbilly breeding machine should be re-committed. I am on team K-Fed and he is a total golddigging turd.
Bratney go have a drink with Lindsay Hohan.
What is with the 'First' accomplishment? Geez.
42. FRIST!!! - May 2, 2007 12:02 PM
Ok, I guess EVERYONE (except the guy who wants to drink everyones douche) thinks she looks down syndromed. Let's all hold hands and sway....
43. Lal - May 2, 2007 12:05 PM
You poets all amaze me. There really needs to be a thread on the forum for it.
44. veggi - May 2, 2007 12:08 PM
I know FRIST.
can't.....stop......looking.....at.....the.....stupid.....retarded......face.
She's rolling down hill like a snow ball headed for hell.
45. Victor Ward - May 2, 2007 12:13 PM
"What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup."
-Al Czervik
46. Wow Just Wow - May 2, 2007 12:14 PM
Rehab looks like fun.
47. mapache - May 2, 2007 12:19 PM
she looks so stupid is scary when you think how bad inbreeding can be. I am totally pro- K-fed and he is the bigest douchebag ever!!!
Britney smells like STD a mile away. whats up with that stupid looking hat anyways??? did she get it at the shelter or WTF? Maybe to cover her nasty ass growing hair. I mean its only been a month since the "meltdown" so i assume her hair must look like that of a chubby 14 yr old boy right?
48. ivve - May 2, 2007 12:20 PM
The funny thing to me is that she wears her bad wig/hat combos even in private. I'm not sure if that's because she doesn't have any friends close enough that she feels comfortable taking that shit off, or because she's completely fucking delusional and thinks she still has real hair, but either way it's pathetic. And hilarious.
49. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 12:20 PM
I don't think this dumb bitch shaved her head because she was afraid K-fed could get her drug use out of a hair follicle. I think she had a frontal lobotomy. Did you see One Flew over the Coocoos Nest? She has the same stupid look Jack had at the end. Just before the big Indian smothered him. I think that is what we need to do to Britney
50. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 12:24 PM
FRIST - I was looking at what I missed during lunch (I wish I could get a lap dance from Angelina) and yes I think you are a very hot bitch.
51. NCDave - May 2, 2007 12:32 PM
She's been topless for weeks. Why do you think she's been wearing hats and wigs all this time.
52. Solaera - May 2, 2007 12:34 PM
Gah! Britney Spears posing topless in a garden with flowers and she's wearing those fucking fugly boots! Sweet Jesus what next, photos of her walking in the surf with them on? She's like a god damned 5 year old who refuses to take off a favorite item of clothing.
53. Klepto - May 2, 2007 12:35 PM
Now where's the line to turn in my dick?
54. p0nk - May 2, 2007 12:36 PM
"who is Britney Spears, retarded celebrities for $500, please alex..."
55. no1justminda - May 2, 2007 12:38 PM
STILL WEARING THOSE DAMN BOOTS!!!!!!!!!
56. FRIST!!! - May 2, 2007 12:39 PM
Thanks Jimbo. Did you see I still didn't get paid?
Can I borrow 700 bucks?
57. veggi - May 2, 2007 12:39 PM
You know what's gonna be gross?
The big barrell of turned in penises.
58. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 12:39 PM
Yes she is wearing those DAMN boots and I spooged in them last night
59. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 12:41 PM
Tell me where to send it or should I deliver it myself
60. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 12:42 PM
I am keeping mine Veggi
61. Conky - May 2, 2007 12:45 PM
I'd give her a third baby after a 12-pack of Coors Light. Thanks.
62. Hecubus - May 2, 2007 12:48 PM
Oh how shocking, you can see like ... her shoulders and stuff. If you're covering your tits with something you're not really topless, trust me I'm not complaining (since she looks like Roy Orbison in those pics) I'm just saying if you're going to be a retarded washed up camera whore at least do it properly. Look at Tiffany or Debbie Gibson, those ladies knew how to hit rock bottom.
63. FRIST!!! - May 2, 2007 12:49 PM
#57 EWWWWWWW!!!!!
Well, let's give him til the end of the day at least. See what happens.
64. D'arcy - May 2, 2007 12:53 PM
I really don't like the way she is tilting her head at odd angles like that. It looks like somebody snapped her neck and she became a crazy vegetable as a result...
"Fwowerz! Wook at da pwetty fwowers!" and then she strips her shirt off and grins like a moron while drooling.
65. DancingQueen - May 2, 2007 12:55 PM
Sorry if it's been said before but I am too damn lazy to read all the posts above but "Cocaine is a powerful drug."
66. PKClover - May 2, 2007 12:56 PM
This is a copycat Britney. Those are not the trash boots she thinks go with everything. Look closely. These boots are too light. Plus, Brits rack ain't that tiny. Why the dark glasses? To cover the beady eyed poser. I am calling bullshit on these pics. Anyone can copy Britneys "look" and put up scandalous pics of themselves on the internet claiming they are Britney. Stop giving this poser their 10 seconds of fame.
67. iamsosmrt - May 2, 2007 12:58 PM
Ug, I need a shower... even though I just had one.
I always knew she had lame boobs and here's the proof.
Those poor flowers.
68. jaffo - May 2, 2007 1:00 PM
Jesus fucking Christ now I have seen it all. A worn out scag in the SAME DAMN COWBOY BOOTS and a fucking wig showing off her withered fun bags for a 'friend'. Those boots have got to REEK! Train wrecks just called and they want their schtick back. How in the hell does someone become this big of a loser in the space of like a year?!
69. jaffo - May 2, 2007 1:04 PM
And as far as the pics being fake goes, what you are saying is that it makes more sense to think that someone shaved her head, bought scraggly old cowboy boots, a shitty wig, and then played retarded flasher for these pics just in the hopes that they would make their way here? That seems way more believable than to suppose that Shitney Spears has continued her slide into the pop culture dumpster...only not so much
70. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 1:05 PM
@66 - WTC?? Those are fake pictures? WTC we have all just been wasting our time thinking these were the real britney Spear pictures when they have really been fake Britney Spears pictures.
Let all log out and go about our normal lives and don't post another thing until the Superfical post some real pictures of Britney.
Thank you thank you thank you PKClover for setting us straight.
71. johnnywad - May 2, 2007 1:11 PM
That makes my penis sad...
But I'd still hit it.
.
72. DrBob2607 - May 2, 2007 1:17 PM
Ya know why she's hanging on to those puppies so hard?
Because if she let 'em go, they'd be resting on her knees..
@62 - Roy Orbison ! good one.. :)
73. F-Sucker - May 2, 2007 1:19 PM
Someone should deflower her.
74. FRIST!!! - May 2, 2007 1:21 PM
Notice how the new superfish writer guy never thanks the person who tipped him off on these? Remember that???
75. justme - May 2, 2007 1:22 PM
I doubt it's Britney.
76. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 1:32 PM
Is there a new post yet? Or is this going to be like yesterday. And why did the dickward that makes the post put up one of Angelina and 30 minutes later put the Britney post up. Can you spread them out over the day please!....
77. greeneyedcat - May 2, 2007 1:32 PM
god, her expression always looks so effing crazy
78. mia - May 2, 2007 1:33 PM
Some guys here say she looks fat, she's ugly, she dresses like a whore, she seems to be full of std, she's a retard but they still do her. I ask : why??
79. YouRang - May 2, 2007 1:38 PM
#78 Testosterone is a powerful drug.
80. velvet - May 2, 2007 1:39 PM
WTF is wrong with this girl. Damn.
81. Bern - May 2, 2007 1:39 PM
They would do her just to say they have done Britney Spears -- also, this is a celebrity gossip website, most of the dudes here would probably do whoever would let them (guilty).
82. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 1:40 PM
Mia - How long have you been a female? Guys will screw the crack of dawn. She has two small boobs and a vagina. That is why they would do her. And I would bet they would do her even with out a vigina
83. iamsosmrt - May 2, 2007 1:43 PM
I love how she has her shirt conveniently around her waist covering her fat blob tummy… HAHA, classic insecure idiot girl move. I’ve seen it soooo many times, even at the beach.
Own it (like Jack Black) or fucking exercise and get rid of it, but don't hide your fat, it's lazy and lame, in other words it's Britney.
84. mia - May 2, 2007 1:45 PM
82
I've been a female for 25 years now, but i've never met such desperate beings...
I'm sorry, I thought men were less animal then this... I thought they had self respect and some standards. I suppose it is important to impress other guys and when you say, i've done britney, you can enter some kind of primitive men's club.
85. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 1:55 PM
Mia - You must have been raised in a Convent. And the truth is when these desparte animals are in public or trying to impress you, they will act like perfect gentlemen. Just so they can get into your pants.
You will learn that men have no self respect unless it will get them laid
86. woodhorse - May 2, 2007 1:59 PM
#42 Frist, when you said "let's all hold hands and sway" I thought of the Gremlins in the theatre watching Snow White and then I thought
Hi! Ho
Hi! Ho
It's Off to work we go- and then I couldn't remember the rest because it is a fairly sucky song..
87. mia - May 2, 2007 2:01 PM
Well, that one who lives in my appartment must be an exception. Or maybe he doesn't want to leave me cause i'm to good...
Convent?? You wish...
You know, some guys are able to be civilized. But you have to be over 20... At 15, even a girl act like an animal.
88. jamie - May 2, 2007 2:03 PM
this is great!!!!
89. woodhorse - May 2, 2007 2:04 PM
and what's with all the "peeing on"? - Go write your name in the snow and don't come back till you say something romantic. Or, you can get some industrial strength floor tiles made into the likenesses of your choice.
90. Lowlands - May 2, 2007 2:05 PM
There's something seriously wrong with the nipples of BS.I know it's spring and it looks like her nipples are coming out the bud.She needs to visit a doctor asap.
91. TurdFerguson - May 2, 2007 2:10 PM
It almost looks like a man. A man with bitch tits.
92. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 2:12 PM
Mia - They all can act like gentlemen. But that is only so they can get laid. Now if you are living or married to some guy, he will follow the rules so he can get some. Trust me, if you came home tonight and said that you meet another women and you wanted a 3-some with him and her, he would be all over it.
93. PunjabPete - May 2, 2007 2:19 PM
I don't even buy that is her... Huge ass glasses... Not nips... Teeth look wrong...
Weird though...
94. mia - May 2, 2007 2:25 PM
92
You're are just desperate...
Good luck.
95. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 2:28 PM
Sorry I am not desperate. I am far from desperate. You are just naive
96. redsonja1313 - May 2, 2007 2:52 PM
Jeez I ask again ..HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE HAVE SUCH POOR TASTE!! Hell just playing the odds you would think she could get it right once in awhile. She wears that GD straw hat everywhere and yet here when the picture might actually turn out marginaly cute if she had the straw hat and boots on..but NOOOOOOOO Brit Brit thinks the Chicago Winter Fedro is a better choice for spring nudity shots !!! Christ just shoot her and leave the carcass out to pasture !!
97. woodhorse - May 2, 2007 2:53 PM
92- So, Jimbo, what you are saying is that all men are the lowest of sluts and it is, therefore, men who give diseases to women, and not the other way around? For instance, Paris got her diseases from some slutty man...things that make you go hmmmmmmmm.
98. Spindoc - May 2, 2007 2:54 PM
Nice Menstral Blood on her thigh
99. Giggles - May 2, 2007 2:57 PM
Why does anyone still report on her? She's DONE.
100. Unabashed Liar - May 2, 2007 3:05 PM
I'd hit it.
Not in a classy, or romantic way mind you. It'd be more like something out of a rabid Czechian snuff film with burning villagers, dead goats, cats walking on two legs, etc. but, yeah. And pretty much all women look the same bent over from behind anyway, no?
Now afterwards I might feel a little ill and all, but with enough hard liquor you can forget anything.
101. Lowlands - May 2, 2007 3:08 PM
Here's Saint Lowlands again and i think BS is playing an innocent virgin in the spring.Because one of her dyke friends told her so.
102. Jaclynn - May 2, 2007 3:24 PM
wtf. ..I'm speechless. This actually kind of terrifies me.
103. chaunceygardner - May 2, 2007 3:27 PM
Where the fuck are her kids while all this craziness is going on? They're missing out!
104. Jimbo ∞ - May 2, 2007 3:41 PM
@97 - Am I wrong? If it was not a man that gave Paris her rage case of crocth rot, then was it another female?
And Yes, all men are the lowest form of slut. We can all deny it, but it is true
105. LilRach - May 2, 2007 3:52 PM
If you are going to pose half naked then look good while you are doing it!
There is nothing attractive about this pic at all. She looks like a dude.
Yeah where the fuck are her children??????? Since she has been out of rehab i have seen her with them once - ONCE! She's too busy walking around looking like an ugly whore and trying to make a comeback (ha ha) to even care. This bitch seriously is messed up and needs a reality check. I'll give it three months and she'll be having another mental breakdown and sent back to rehab.
106. blondie - May 2, 2007 4:02 PM
sooooooooooo crazy...she is a nudist now AFTER the kids...how goofy! She could be making money at it. Is she off her rockers? Hmmm flower boob shirts, I could design some of those good idea!
107. here - May 2, 2007 4:04 PM
Jello bags, sarcasm and, apparently, a free spirit. I expect to be provided with beaver and cheetos.
108. sweetnsnooty - May 2, 2007 4:14 PM
That retarded hat has got to go, puuulleeeeez!!! What is this, low budget photography to set her foot inside of PlayBoy? Redneck Hustler...maybe...
109. Darksphere85 - May 2, 2007 4:20 PM
gee, i never thought anyone could get a reverse erection from seeing stuff like this... guess i was wrong.
110. KoRneY - May 2, 2007 4:31 PM
WHY.... are you doing this to... MEEEEE?!!? AGH!!!
111. krazihottkelli - May 2, 2007 4:32 PM
the new Ashlee Simpson with a bald head...ugly hat.
112. Bern - May 2, 2007 4:59 PM
Why did this move back up the list -- between this and Scary Spice I'm going to have to carve out at least one eye, if not both. They are totally ruined ...
113. herbiefrog - May 2, 2007 5:05 PM
where have i been ?
...
i feel like i've been missin out on life...
...
i'd go watch that movie and just drink at home... : ))
but what i'm trying say is...
do you ever feel like you... like can some people... ?
[have you ever seen back to the future... ?]
"mmm hmmm"
is that possible... ?
to time travel... speed... ?
"no"
yes it is kevin
"ok but not that we know of"
i think people can do that
i think some people are ahead of us...
114. FRIST!!! - May 2, 2007 5:42 PM
#86 LOL
Hey, how did this get rearranged??? WTC is happening!!!
#113 ??? Whatcha talking about? Sounds like a line from Donnie Darko or something.
115. FRIST!!! - May 2, 2007 5:43 PM
#112 I KNOW!!!
116. krazihottkelli - May 2, 2007 5:48 PM
bitch,,remarry k-fed,,that's all that's left for u in this stupid life u live...u r a disgrace to performers..$10.00 hookers look better that u and probably can dance better...nothing like ripping the public off,u look like a freak with those hats..whoever tells u that u look good, they r laughing their asses off at u...
117. hazza - May 2, 2007 6:07 PM
I would still rather 'hit her one more time' than have anything to do with scary spice.
$10 hookers? what you've been going across to cuba... again?
118. Jafoo - May 2, 2007 6:08 PM
#8 no doubt. It's easy enough to get her out of her top but those boots never come off.
119. cm - May 2, 2007 6:11 PM
She will do anything for attention. What do you bet she'll end up in Penthouse or Juggs magazine (bought her way in, since she is totally homely and a real freak)..anything for attention.
120. krazihottkelli - May 2, 2007 6:25 PM
BRITTNEY--I THINK YOUR SUPPOSE TO USE THOSE DIRTY PILLOWS FOR BREAST FEEDING,,BUT SINCE YOUR KIDS WERE TOOK AWAY AND YOUR BODY IS FULL OF HEROIN AND CRACK..NO CAN DO..
P.S. WE DON'T NEED TO SEE THEM..TRY XXX,,THEY MIGHT LIKE IT,PROBABLY NOT,HO
121. imran karim - May 2, 2007 6:51 PM
i want to know the conversation leading up to this photo
imran karim
122. WTFiswrongwithUppl - May 2, 2007 7:04 PM
No shit eh 118? She's like Dorothy with her ruby slippers.
123. love seeing celebs make fools of themselves - May 2, 2007 7:19 PM
123rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
124. shittylips - May 2, 2007 7:49 PM
what a fuckin dipshit, she couldn't even get the boots off for this????
too sad.
125. katlady12 - May 2, 2007 8:01 PM
You are right on the money, Superfish. A few years ago this would have been major stuff. Poor Brit is trying to hang on to whats left of her star but a divorcee at 25 with 2 kid---ITS NOT CUTE ANYMORE!
126. krazihottkelli - May 2, 2007 8:13 PM
could u of f'd up your life any worse?
next, you'll end up in prison,hopefully,,they won't let your camera crownies in there...then we'll be spared from your bullshit.
127. mia - May 2, 2007 8:18 PM
95
You are desperate. And fatalist... On the other hand, i'm not naive, i'm mature. You're just making generalisation about your gender, and if i was a man, i would be upset about your comments. Mature men aren't searching for cheap sex because they understand that they have a lot in a long term relationship and that sex is not the only thing they can love in a woman. Maybe you're just not intersting enough to attract a woman who is willing to stay with you. Maybe one day you'll start to use your other brain, the one on top of you neck, and you'll find that life isn't just about sex. But you'll probably answer that being a man, you cannot think about anything else. So maybe it is you, and only you the lowest slut. Cause there are plenty of men, intelligent, interesting who just need more than those 3 seconds of pleasure. Men who are not selfish, who are confident. Those are the one with the most satisfying sex life only because speaking about sex and being mean toward women won't bring them in your bed...
128. felishous - May 2, 2007 8:51 PM
the new gardener on desperate housewives?
129. Manistoned - May 2, 2007 9:02 PM
Her body is as talentless as the rest of her. Are we officially done with this ugly hillbilly yet? Good.
130. LilRach - May 2, 2007 9:26 PM
#127 Mia - ha ha - i can't belive you are taking Jimbo's comments to heart!
Your obviously not here much.
Jimbo is all good.
131. LilRach - May 2, 2007 9:28 PM
He he lol @ #128.
Fuck i'm bored - hurry up clock - i wanna go home! 15mins to go.
132. heyheyhey - May 2, 2007 10:35 PM
i feel like someone HAS to have said this already, but I'm gonna say it anyway.
That hat looks like she got it off an episode of Yogi Bear
133. Celebrityoops.TV - May 2, 2007 10:42 PM
Shes FLAT! nothing to see here
134. rtnmac - May 3, 2007 1:49 AM
Woulda been better if she showed her bald head.
no wait... it still woulda sucked.
135. rtnmac - May 3, 2007 1:54 AM
also... cowboy boots again. I think they are
"Boots of Neverending Denial +17"
I sold those damn things, because every time i took them off and tried to burn them, they reappeared on my feet, but on fire.
136. kamihi - May 3, 2007 2:57 AM
I'd get far more excited if she'd take off those damn boots and hat. I think they must be stuck to her, at leasr she managed to finally peel those skanky gross fishnets off.
137. C3PBlow - May 3, 2007 3:11 AM
She has the sex-appeal of a buzzard's crotch.
Those poor flowers. I can hear them screaming in pain and wilting. Soon after that picture was taken the lasers in her nipples killed them as she did her friend. R.I.P.
138. Bodylotion - May 3, 2007 4:11 AM
Whats with the fscking hat, every god damn time! It's as if she's trying to create a hype around those fugly hats or something.
139. fifi - May 3, 2007 4:22 AM
I think that Britney can do whatever she wants! I know that it's millions of people that take nude photos! So I don't see anything wrong with it! All of you jackasses know that you got a hard on, or your panties got wet looking at Britney, so shut the Bleep up!
140. murmurzz - May 3, 2007 5:52 AM
Ooo, some of the petals spilled onto her thigh and her expession is so coy ... hotness. Okay, not really ... I keed!
141. bungoone - May 3, 2007 6:19 AM
139, you & Brit could get tested for retardation together. maybe there's a 2 for 1 deal going on.
142. freakflag - May 3, 2007 6:26 AM
There once was a coke-whore named Britney,
who's career had turned into shit-ney.
She said with a grin,
at the rehab check-in,
"I'll use flowers to cover my tittie!"
143. krazihottkelli - May 3, 2007 6:30 AM
BRITTNEY===========I know who u look like in that hat and those jewmungass glasses.....(Uncle Junior)=(Mr. Magoo)==Tony Sopranoz uncle..old Magoo,,,you've done it again....
144. krazihottkelli - May 3, 2007 6:33 AM
#142=========cute!!
145. Fishstick - May 3, 2007 6:40 AM
Stick in the hizzouse. and bored already!
146. SaraLuppino - May 3, 2007 6:51 AM
what is this? poetry school? lol
-sara luppino
147. krazihottkelli - May 3, 2007 7:07 AM
Fishstick===where do u live?
148. Derek Hail - May 3, 2007 7:13 AM
I can't believe how flat chested she is in these pictures.
149. Fishstick - May 3, 2007 7:26 AM
New Yoik. Word
150. bungoone - May 3, 2007 7:28 AM
148, it looks like she's spreading them apart. i think that's explanation for the flat chestedness.
151. Fishstick - May 3, 2007 7:28 AM
the flowers are scared.
152. FRIST!!! - May 3, 2007 7:31 AM
I'm FRIST!!!
153. Jimbo ∞ - May 3, 2007 7:41 AM
Hey FRIST - Did you get paid yesterday?
154. Alllegiononflegit - May 3, 2007 7:41 AM
only interesting if it was a ton of cum on her chest instead of flowers.
155. Mugspot.com - May 3, 2007 7:47 AM
Weirdo!
156. krazihottkelli - May 3, 2007 7:51 AM
I guess the reason she's posing on here is becoz Playboy doesn't want her stupid ass..even AnnaNichole got in it..what a doofess...
157. FRIST!!! - May 3, 2007 8:02 AM
Hey Jimbo, no I did NOT!!! I better today or else there's gonna be bloodshed. Watch the 5:00 news...heh heh...
Ok, I'm not at work yet. I'm leaving now. See you in 30 minutes
158. Danner - May 3, 2007 8:07 AM
Wonder why this just got removed!
159. krazihottkelli - May 3, 2007 8:12 AM
Love NewYorkers!!!!
160. wedge1 - May 3, 2007 8:16 AM
#158 - it was the top posting, & then it got moved back into its original spot from yesterday. Why Fish decided to shuffle shit around is a mystery.
Comment thread is too long, so if my thought about her Gargoyles "Terminator sunglasses" is a repeat, I'm sorry.
Caption below pic should read "I'm on crack!", instead of "I'll be back!"
161. Bugman4045 - May 3, 2007 8:54 AM
She wears those boots constantly because they are her higher power.
"Ya'all, As long as I keep wearin these boots, I cain't get drunk."
162. krazihottkelli - May 3, 2007 9:21 AM
#161==that's so fuck'n funni!
163. mia - May 3, 2007 9:54 AM
130
Actually, I don't give a shit about jimbo's comments... I'm just trying to help this poor kid who's wrists must be on fire while we're talking.
I know it's hard when you're 15 and its hard to ignore your hormones. But when you have a dick the size of a peanut, you should just stop talking about it...
164. krazihottkelli - May 3, 2007 10:25 AM
OMG----======the devilscrewing snake bitch has risen up from her ashes....isn't it funny how u know the size of everyonez peniz?! What a f'n whore...Is that all they have up there in Frenchbread Country? Nutin else to do, but screwwwwwwwwww....HO
165. krazihottkelli - May 3, 2007 10:29 AM
THE BITCH IS BACK!!
THE BITCH IS BACK!!
166. krazihottkelli - May 3, 2007 10:35 AM
HEY BITCH==IF U WANT ME, I'LL BE ON MY GIRL ANGELINAZ SITE..I'M NOT GIVING BRITTNEY ANY MORE HITZ ON HERE...BYE BYE...
167. Shanipie - May 3, 2007 10:53 AM
Yeah what a great dietary aid...
Cuz I could have sworn I was hungry, but seeing this picture has changed my mind, perminently.
168. mia - May 3, 2007 11:42 AM
You are right kelli. Canada is in France, and we fuck nonstop here. Now you know why french bread has a phallic form.
But, hey, since when having sex is wrong? Maybe your state of obese baptists aren't able to do it. In fact, it is prohibited by god himself.
Go confess your sins, you've been looking at an heretic with flowers on her breasts... You should be ashamed of yourself, you're hurting god...
Did your mother talk to you lately? Cause she keeps participating in those satanist orgy dreams of mine... She's kind of creepy. She keeps giving blowjob to headless demons. Weird...
169. NeckneySucks - May 3, 2007 12:20 PM
LMAO At her stupid teenybopper fans saying these are photoshopped and fake. They're real you just can't accept what a trashy ugly whore your idol is.
170. UNCLE NED - May 3, 2007 2:00 PM
Forget about the boots, that freakin' Harpo Marx hat is starting to piss me off.
171. krazihottkelli - May 4, 2007 5:54 AM
I said I wasn't going to hit this site , but one last time...
MIA====$10.00 whore, stick your dick,
but don't fall in too far,
you'll end up in Guatemalaz Atlantis
with her father, Satan(Scratch)
and he'll make Brittney & Paris shove
pinapplez up your ass-==while Mia
getz to for real eat you dickz off
the worst part is=====
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TEETH==ENJOY==
MIA==CANADAZ GATEWAY TO HELL...
172. Tara_reid_loves_you - May 4, 2007 6:25 AM
#6 shut up FifthStooge you fat ugly bitch
173. Tara_reid_loves_you - May 4, 2007 6:26 AM
#5
174. Tara_reid_loves_you - May 4, 2007 6:26 AM
Someone's obsessed with gays - maybe you just aren't getting any dick!
175. sympathee - May 4, 2007 7:12 AM
Don't worry guys, she lost that hat in the divorce settlement.
176. mia - May 4, 2007 7:31 AM
Thanks Kelli.
I love Hell. Especially cause its a city in Norway. I hope I'll go to Hell someday. There were Vikings in Norway. Vikings are cool.
There are Reindeers too. Reindeers are cute. Reindeers bring gifts at Christmas. And they have shiny red nose. I want a reindeer. I'll call him Rudolph.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Norway
177. Vas Deferens - May 4, 2007 10:26 PM
Britney's boobs will be behind her arms in one year. I can't believe how low this talentless cunt has fallen.
So will it be.
178. krazihottkelli - May 6, 2007 2:23 PM
#176 U R F'N stupid...
179. el - September 2, 2007 11:20 PM
leave her alone she's just another person with her own problems.
like everybody else .(if you are so perfect and haven't done anything wrong in your life go ahead and talk shit about her)
180. britnaylover - October 20, 2007 12:19 AM
Britney's live topless video was leaked as she was trying to be fummy in the video shoot for gimme more. The site below has it, it is half way down the page.
Britney Spears gimme more video topless
http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php?britney+topless
181. Sonia - May 3, 2008 2:54 PM
i LOVE britany spears topless.....she just needs to move the flowers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 her brests are VERY sexy and i wanna grab em' and tell her to have sex with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
182. pandu - June 28, 2008 11:39 PM
this is not a correct image i think piz put ona good image yaar because she is not a britney spear