May 2 2007Britney Spears performs at House of Blues

Is that drool being emitted from the side of her mouth in pic #4?

FIRST!!!!!!!

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She must be a dud in the sack if she sweats that much after only fifteen minutes of "work"

not really sure what people expected other than less than 15 minutes of lip synching. i think whoever bought a ticket for $125 for this & left disappointed had way too high of expectations & may want to be tested for mental retardation.

hasn't she lip synched her entire career?

judging from the pictures, it looks like a high school talent show. brit brought her A game!

I'd brown bag the bitch, and turn off the lights then fuck her, so I wouldn't have to see the dumb cunts bald head.

By the way, anybody know if she is bald down below also?

additionally, if she had any balls, she would have gone up there with her bald head instead of having that wig stapled on. what a coward.

Yeah, this pretty much confirms that she's a has-been. wow.

Let's see, rhinestone covered bra, rip-away skirt and white go-go boots. Only trying to be as hot as the made-up pussy cat dolls. Bitch get a stylist! No, that's too easy. Kill yourself.

Well it's about fucking time Fish. Where the hell have you been? Britney was still on the charts the last time you posted.

Oh...this is perfect. Rehab did her wonders. Whatever she was smoking when she thought this was her big comeback, I will take some please.

Who's the douche sitting the chair waiting for her to queef all over him?

Plowshit, I am feeling so lonely and neglected. My daddy isn't home yet, can you cum over to play? I'll lick your geriatric balls ever so tenderly.

and now we're going to be hammered by every 2 bit entertainment show screaming "BRIT'S BACK!!!!" because she's what they call OXYGEN!
KG falling out of her ride is more interesting than this.

What in God's name is she doing? She looks like a bizarre first grader with a sexual identity issue and endocrine problem doing I'm a Little Teapot.

This kind of looks like a high school talent show. With wigs.

I swear the chorus of this song always sounds to me like "I'd be pleased if you lick my camel toe...it's toxic"

Unlike many people here I have nothing against Britney, but seeing these pictures, I just have to say it. Girls (including Britney), clothes like that only work in a girl with a porn star's to-die-for body, if your body is not amazing, or if it's like Britney's right now (still chubby), please, PLEASE do yourself a favor and don't dare to wear clothes like this, because it will only make you look pitiful and disgusting and just... EWWW. It looks like you're trying so hard to look sexy and you end up looking ridiculous. Clothes like that won't make you look sexy if you aren't sexy to begin with, because a truly sexy girl looks hot in jeans, in sweatpants, in skimpy clothes, in everything, and she isn't sexy by her clothes. If you try your clothes to make you look sexy, you'll fail, and you'll end up looking ridiculous, that's what's happening to Britney. Why doesn't she actually wear something more flattering that would make her look way much sexier and keeps those clothes for errrr... the day her body is ready for them, if it arrives, and does herself and the rest of the world a favor?

What would have been hilarrrrrrrrrrrrrious is it britney spear's wig flew off.

She is, without a doubt, the most talented performer ever to grace a stage.

did she mug a broke down hillbilly drag queen on her way into the club and steal his kit. she really needs an overhauling what not to wear intervention. less is more brit.

and i also agree with forbidden, the clothes she wears makes her look nuts
sara luppino

SHE DOESNT HAVE ON THOSE EVERYDAY COWBOY BOOTS!!!! THANK YOU LAWDY!!! LETS JUST ALL HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE BOOTS THAT ARE AIRING OUT IN HER DRESSING ROOM....AMEN

oh good grief. when I read that people had paid $125 to see her, my eyebrows darted upwards. why oh why?

but diff boots... I had thought she'd entered OCD territory.

This story is a perfect illustration of why some people deserve to be poor. Not Britney (though it wouldn't bother me if she suddenly had no money), but the brain donors who paid more than, say, $30-$50 to see her "perform." Anyone who paid more than that deserves to be eating govt. cheese and Ramen noodles for every meal. Now, $125 to see Britney in a donkey show - maybe. But to watch her flail around like an epileptic and "sing"? No. The money would be better spent on a cheap gun to kill yourself with.

That's like the kind of thing your 5 year old runs up to you and shows you, when her and her friends have been working on it for 30 minutes.

If you let your 5 year old dress like a two-bit whore of course.

PEOPLE!
The Bitch is Bald!

If u actually paid to see Mr. Clean, then you should expect the following:

"Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt, grime, and grease in just a minute. Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it."

Dammit! I hate involuntarily ejaculating at work.

britney is a fucking mess. 15 minutes on stage? she'll never go back to the way she used to be. watching that video all i saw was a washed up pop star... and with all that head shaking she was doing the only way i would have paid $125 would have been to see that wig of hers go flying off into the audience.

do you think she had to tape her boobs in there? bc it seems like they'd pop out while "dancing"....

Did rehab cause her to relapse into that childhood stage when you have just start to dress yourself and think that a tutu, some wellies and a bathing suit are a great outfit combo!? Seriously someone in her 'entourage' should say something before she leaves the house dressed like my 5 year old niece!

I hate it when my double headed dildo pops out at the grocery store. So I can commiserate, Dr. Phowstus.

Jimmi Hendrix at Monreray, Dylan going electric at Newport, the Rolling Stones at Altamont....

Now Britney in San Diego.

Trully, a momentous "performance"

So... mismint, is your 5 yr old neice a whore?

Is she part of some sort of cult that doesn't allow her to remove those worn out fishnet stockings?

Her act is just sloppy sloppy now.

I was more referring to Brits outfit recent outfit choices rather than this particular whoreish ensemble...

What's even sadder than paying $125 to see her perform for 15 minutes is she never confirmed she was going to be playing there. People payed $125 because of a RUMOR that she was going to perform.

Britney fans = sadder than sad.

I am glad to see that there are still some level-headed people in the world.

She sucks. Hard.

I was going to say, this can't be real!!! But all of a sudden there's a video of it, and it's REAL!!! The world's gone crazy!!!
Welcome to my world.

She could have at least looked in the mirror before she went on stage for that 15 min lip syncing. She looks like a little girl dressing up in her older brothers drag clothes to get into a bar Bahahaaa

Just watched the video. That was awful. Very ameteurish and I can't believe there were tards who paid $125 for that crap.

well i'm sure they wouldn't charge someone $125 if she wasn't going to be there.

but who would pay that to watch some hag try to dance? she didn't even sing. she frigin lip synched! i wouldn't pay $10 to watch that.

$125!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??
ok. i give up. i will now accep the fact that the public is full of fucking idiots and they get what they deserve i.e Norbit, Paris, Lohan, Lopez etc etc etc.

These "pop-tarts" idolize Madonna, but the difference is that Madonna kept reinventing herself. And every time, the new look or style was marketable. On the other hand, these dimwitted popettes don't have the brain power to pull that off.

I love the way that some of these pics look like she is doing some sort of ho-down. Pun intended.

Remeber that movie "Whatever happened to Baby Jane?" She is that character just waiting to happen. This is pitiful! Who is advising her?

I am in the wrong business, apparently. I could just as easily take some pills, drink a bottle of Wild Turkey, put on a bra and mini skirt and flop around on stage lip synching to my own crappy music. $125 for 15 minutes??? SOLD!!!
I bet she played Madonna at the end because she still fantacizes (sp?) about the time she made out with her...

Come on now, I don't feel at all sorry for those who paid $125 to see that mess. As if they needed to have paid the money AND actually to have seen the mess to FINALLY find out that it wasn't worth it :| Come now, please.

NOW we know where all those lost Barbie clothes go too. DUH....

Can't you see that that woman was a joke since Day 1 ??

Was actually down in the Gas Lamp Quarter last night when this show was going on. A lot of pissed off people milling about after the lipsynching skank rode out of town with her loot. All I can say for those tards that got suckered in is.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Great scam Brit!

I think it is funnier than shit that some dumb asses paid $125 to hear Britney lip synch for 15 minutes.

Wow. I just went to the zoo with my 9-year-old, and when we walked by the cage with mandrills, they started thrashing about and screaming for some unexplainable reason. My son asked me, "Dad, why are the monkeys throwing themselves?"

These blurry pictures of Britney while contorting on stage like she's being electrocuted look just like that wild scene I saw in the monkey cage yesterday.
But the monkeys were more interesting.

FRIST - there are lot of women who "take some pills, drink a bottle of Wild Turkey, put on a bra and mini skirt and flop around on stage lip synching to my own crappy music. $125 for 15 minutes" They are called hooker or the PC term is Escort

Yeah...I'm going to stick with my plan to become a bartender. Won't make as much money as Brit, but at least everybody will love me. Who doesn't love the one who gives you alcohol?

Oh, and godDAMN it. I wanted so bad for her wig to fall off during that performance. She was swinging her head around like a mental patient ... I guess she must have plastered the hair to her skull.
I hate you, God!

Everyone knows that Brit lipsynchs, they got what they paid for. It's funny to imagine all those idiots (her fans) mad though, walking around in circles, banging into each other, grunting.

where are the brown boots phpshe was living in? I am not sure if the white ones are any better..

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/britney_spears_has_saggy_boobs.

#30 you are so right..

I love the fact this "show" was so highly choreographed that they used masking tape to mark the spot for the chair. Cause you know if that motherfucker is one inch out it would just totally ruin Brit's comeback.

First! Suck it Trebeck! I beat everyone of you mofos. Peace out bitches.

I don't get it, did she hire the most busted faced back up dancers she could find so she would come off as looking descent?

Look at those two chicks noses...holy crap

I'd probably pay $125 to bang her, or watch her perform sex acts........but not to watch her sing.

they look like they're performing at a high school talent show with outfits they found in their attic.

# 60 What are you talking about!

@62 I pay the $125 too. I think I would be disappointed when it was all done.

You people are HORRIBLE and awful! Leave the poor girl alone and let her live her life. Stop worrying about her. If you don't like her, then don't look at her and don't read postings about her. It makes me sick how all you people come on here to bash Britney because you have nothing better to do. I'm willing to bet all of you are fat slobs! So, don't go off on how Britney shouldn't be wearing those clothes. She looks amazing!

15 minutes? oh well folks. look on the bright side. it could have been worse...it coulda been paris

# 64 No idea. Just making it up as I go.

I don't understand. She is only on for 15 minutes and she need to have a wardrobe change at some point??

@66 What fucking web site do you think you are on? We make fun of the idiots. These poeple are complete morons and have no business making the money they do or living the life style they lead.

Why don't you go to Brintey site and leave her a note to tell her how proud you are of her and get the fuck out of here!!!

#66 YOU ARE TRASH SO BE QUIET. Britney is the epitome of all that is evil.

#66- p.s. I don't have anything better to do. I'm at work! duh.

#69 she needs a wardrobe change at EVERY point. did u see the bikini-fishnet outfit? ugh!

But i still support Brit in my manly...i mean my MANHOOD ways. I honestly do beleive that with a change of the clothes, a little hair growth (or weave)and maybe a bettr make-up job than what she's been getting lately will take my mind off going gay and arouse my interests allowing me to continue the once-sensational ejaculating moments i had with her back in the "Oops! I did it agin" era.
Where's N@ughty? and her Boobs?

Well keep in mind #3 that she hasn't really been working out much (if at all) so she's still got the flabby muscle that she did in her days of utter fatitude, all they did was lipo the hell outta her.

#70 by the way, i second that

Ummm... #66: If you're not coming here to bash on the people you hate, then why DO you come here? This IS "The Superficial" right?

And I agree that she looks better than she has in awhile, but I would hardly find "amazing" as one of the adjectives I'd use to describe her.

Trashy? Yes. Hairless? Mmmm-hmmm.

Hey everybody! Lets pick a gigantic fight with #66 ChanelBell. That nothing better to do comment really pissed me off. And being a fat slob and all, my only retaliation has to be through this keyboard.

#76 what about the bush on the vajayay?

man Britney's like my ultimate new best friend. speaking of the fact that we both had a bad run-in with the downs life has to offer, only difference is that she went to re-hab and i kicked my problem in the nuts and beat the shit out of the girl it screwed.

NOTE: tell me i didn't say that. Hey Superfish!

#77 can we shoot her?

I've never been to the San Diego HOB, but if it's like the one in Hollywood it's not very large. Let's see... lip syncing old songs in a small venue...that's some comeback you got going there, Sweetie.

Actually, it probably *is* the first step towards a comback...playing it safe for her first public appearance since the wheels came off the wagon. I hope every idiot who paid money to see her spreads the word about how they got ripped off and it all blows up in her face. Kind of like the rest of her life has.

I feel Britney's pain. It's tough to find a wig that really fits you.

-signed
Sinéad O'Connor

#5 - we have the pics to prove the drapes match the carpet

#29 - in the pic of her down on the floor, if you zoom it in, it does look like she has some tape holding it altogether.

The way she's sweating at the end, chances are if she did longer than 15 minutes the stickyness may wear off :)

heeeey n@ughty! i just visited ur myspace page. nice boobs

$125? I just read that part. i'd be the guy crying in the middle of the room shouting "MORE! MORE! USELESS WHORE! MORE! MORE! USELESS WHORE!" over and over. then i'd cry...not cause she left, but because $125 is about 30% of rent owed.

**curls into a ball and shivers

No matter how many fat-burning drugs she injects, nothing can change that fact that her fucking eyes are lopsided. One of them is way higher than the other one. So, if you're fucking her and you want to look into her eyes, you're actually looking into an eye and a cheek. That's fucked up. Unless, of course, you turn your head a little bit to the side. But then you get a crick in your neck.

66--okay, we'll pick on YOU.....crybaby.

# 82-thank you. Those pictures of her shorn beaver are the first thing that pops into my head every time I hear her name or see her pic. How could anyone EVER forget. It's like 9/11: Never Forget.

What you're all forgetting is that it was supposed to be a SURPRISE performance, hence the M&Ms title. The media blew her cover. She gave surprise performances in clubs in New York before 'In the Zone' came out. This is no different. If no-one knew Britney was coming on then people's reactions to this performance would be a whole lot more positive! I personally think she did fine, not amazing, but fine.

Who in the hell paid $125 American dollars to see this disaster? Even Monopoly™ money isn't worth it.

It's like paying to see Rosie O' Doughnut strip or paying to get shot in the face...it just ain't worth it. I'm surprised she even danced. I expected her to drnik gravy from a bowl and fart "Old McDonald Had a Farm".

House of Blues.

Isn't that were Phil Spector met Lana Clarkson...?

hmmm....

I wonder how nuder Christina Ag will get during her shows in response to this? See, it's not all bad.

Hey Mrs T. - Do pictures of shaved beavers pop into your head often? Sorry, I just have this Mrs Cunningham from Happy Days picture of you in my head. You know Mrs C. I always like those seens with her and Howie getting frisky

66. Posted by ChanelBell on May 2, 2007 9:52 AM

"She looks amazing!"

YES! YES, Britney DOES look amazing.

She looks amazing in the same way the manatee I saw at the Steinhart Aquarium in San Francisco looked amazing. Here was this huge, bloated thing with two flippers bobbing up and down in a tank. It was feeding time, and the attendants dropped a whole head of lettuce in the tank. The manatee started bouncing up and down and taking bites out of the head. Soon it split apart and the manatee hungrily devoured the whole thing.

So in the same way, YES, Britney is amazing. Amazing like a fat-assed manatee in a tank. The only difference is that I didn't pay $125 to see the manatee, and I could have stayed there all day if I wanted to...I wasn't asked to leave after 15 minutes.

Oh, and one other thing...Britney's ass is probably fatter.

Thanks so much for sharing! Have a Britney-riffic day, m'kay?

#66-she absolutely does not look amazing. She barely looks female. There is no reason for anyone to dress like that what with the advances in technology we enjoy today. She seriously looks trashier than the shemale hookers on 10th Ave.

Pfft...even I can see a Sasquatch and a Yetti together in one place for free (#'s 88 & 90) although I suspect #88 isn't really DanYELL.....entirely too coherent and I actually laughed.

#66, hey, I was totally on her side when she flipped out with the umbrella. I wanted to invite her over for tea and crumpets.
She just SUCKS now. That whole sarcastic speech "the world is so NICE" thing, and the way she dresses like a 10 dollar whore and thinks she looks GOOD???
I'm tellin you, I got nothing against drugs, but whatever the hell SHE'S on, is turning her into a retarded hooker.
So, no....she may NOT come over for tea and crumpets now. She can come over and clean my bathrooms though.

#66

you are a perfect representation of the feeble-minded, midiocrity-driven, sheep-hearded moronic specimen that i abhor. i hold you and your like responsible for the likes of britneys, paris, lohan prancing around making millions ..without you these idiots would not exist

Hey Jimbo! I'm loving the comparison to Mrs. Cunningham-my Wholesome Mother cream must be working!

See, now that makes me wish I knew how to post a pic of myself-just to make you laugh at how far I am from Mrs. C.

I AM about to go bake some vegan flaxseed pumpkin bread-that's pretty fucking domestic.

Hasn't she been wearing those same clothes for a couple of weeks now? That shit gotta stink!

Why do you always have to talk out of your ass Jrz?

#14 JRZ "I'm a little teapot" especially pic 4 ....TSFSRT

does anyone really dance like that anymore? isn't that, like, SO 1998?

HAHAHA Did you notice in the video that she tries soooo hard not to whip her head like the rest of the dancers?? She might lose that wig of hers! That I might pay to see, no wait, I would just wait for it to pop up on youtube.

Mrs T. Now you have my head going. I am seeing a Mrs C in a leather teaddy. That is pretty hot. How about Mr T, does he like to give Mrs T a smack on the ass?

CAN WE HAVE A NEW POST PRETTY PLEASE?

HELLO?

What's UP, pOnk??

FRIST - How is the work thing going? Did you get paid?

I don't even see the point of her giving a "performance" in the first place. And why would people charge to see it? We saw her shave her head for free, flash her cooter for free and attack innocent bystanders with an umbrella for free. Why couldn't she just dance in the street with a pen as a microphone and stuffed bunnies as back up dancers? I'm sure it would've been more entertaining. And real.

Sad when your back-up dancers are hotter than you. Or maybe that's the point. Brit can't count on her own ass to bring people to the show, so she hires a couple of hotties whose only benefit is that they get to eat Brit's puffy, damp halibut after the show.

LMAO

She looks absolutely ridiculous in her outfits from when she was 18 and hot... Seriously... She is going to make the same stupid pouty faces and do a shitty dance with some paid blondies around her while she lipsynchs with a HUGE over the head microphone? And all of this for a whopping 15 minutes?

15 minutes is very appropriate...
And that's a wrap people...

p0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000nk!!!!!!!!

Jimbo-teddy perhaps, but not leather.

And spanking is so five minutes ago.

Anyone who is stupid enough to shell out $125.00 for this washed-up, sorry excuse of a human being, who, for some unknown reason thinks she can "sing," AND fly down from San Francisco gets what they deserve - 15 minutes of lip-synching from a corpulent, over-the-hill, trailer-trash tramp.

#108-thanks for puffy, damp, halibut.

In our house, the females, ages three through thirty-seven, refer to our nether regions as FooFoo. Halibut would be a tough sell, but great for beach party fun, "Mom, I've got sand in my halibut!"

I'd like to use a few more commas, please.

Can we have a new post now?

She could've waited until her hair grew back.

I'm almost caertain that she flung bacteria, rats and toxins into the audience with each and every move.

(shuddddder)

Very discombobulating. Except for one, all these pictures give me the usual Shitney reaction - inbred trailer trash, etc. Then there's that top pic. I look at that one and think, you know, if she struck that pose while "entertaining" me in my bedroom, look out. Let's just say she'd notice a little red in the water when she's on the potty a few hours later. The girls know what I'm sayin'...

The costumes, the lights, the sweat .... holy crap! Its Elvis in 1977!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnJd7I0dq9c&mode=related&search=

Elvis link

Folks, I think we've reached a point in time where it is safe (and correct) to say that there are now drag queens that do Britney better than Britney.

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So basically what I'm getting from this article........

She's out of shape and too fat to perform for anything longer than 15 min.

and....

She has no new material.

Oh, and she hasn't bought any new clothes since she used to have a hot body and still thinks she can wear outfits like that and not look like an angry alcoholic hooker 2 weeks from being traded away by her pimp for a 40 ounce.

No Jimbo, I did not. If I don't again today, I cut his brakelines
Why do I have to keep signing into typekey??? This is pissing me off!!!!!

120, yep that's correct.

angry alcoholic hooker, lmao

The funniest part is that she must have GLUED that wig for it to now have come off during her flailing catterwalling display....

And they put SOOO much into the show...

House lights... $0
Old shitney outfits... $0
Old head microphone... $0
Old lip synch tracks... $0
White wicker chair..... $0 - borrowed from bingo hall next door...

Pathetic does not even BEGIN to cover it...

I have $50 that says she ODs in the next 72 hours... takers?

I won't say an OD, I'll say a drunken spectacle, i.e. drunken fight with KFag, or caught shoplifting on Rodeo Drive.

Oh wait...that video was of Britney? I thought it was the Sparkle Motion Reunion Tour:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg7umgMIeSs

for fuck sakes...i've seen better looking trannies. Cover up Britney I'm about to barf looking at you.

124, yep, that's ALL profit, baby. Bet she didn't even have to pay the dancers. She probably made THEM pay her for the priviledge of being on the stage with her, just like she charged $125 / 15 min for the priviledge of watching her confirm the fact that a comeback is NOT in the cards for this trainwreck...

Fade in - Ancient temple of some generic vintage.

Sepulchral voice reverbs-

Give her to me mortals! I will break her tiny mind and rebuild it! HAHAHAHA! She will NEVER be the same! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The (dance) moves are ALWAYS the same. She's a robot and she's SOOOOOOOOO gross -- I'm embarrassed. WHO in the HELL would pay $125 to see her? I wouldn't pay $1.25.

She is fucking loney toons. She is going to have another meltdown before the years end, mark my words.

Forget drugs and alcohol this girl has lost her puny little mind (if you've ever heard her speak you'd know there wasn't much there to loose in the first place but what she had is now GONE) she is completely out to lunch. This ridiculous behavior is the behavior of an insane person. She is crazy, why dose no one get that. She should have been committed to a MENTAL hospital.

*does

People paid $125 for 15 minutes of watching a fat cow has-been flail around on a stage and lip-synch songs from years and years ago?

I officially hate everything.

that fuckin main picture looks like a walrus getting harpooned on the discovery channel

A.Jolie might be adopting one of the kids who lost her hair so this lice filled cunt can glue it onto hers

lice on her twat that is, or would they even survive there?

speaking of which isn't it funny that that no-talent in that biscuit-wimp boy-band claimed he fucked this ugly piece of shit and that the carpet matches the curtains, when it was even at that time well-known she has brown hair?
wonder if he still gets invited to the PBoy mansion now that he's off every top-40 list in existence

still on this.....*sighs*

She's probably lip-synching frere jacques but it looks like an attempt to start up her career anyway to me.Anybody care for a ride/flight with me??

Did she purposely get hideously ugly backup dancers so she'd look more attractive by comparison???

I guess she's wearing a wig unless she used something like a miracle fertilizer.Is it just me or does she start to look like a Mexican girl?Maybe licklick shares the same feeling with me.

People PAID for this?! Where the fuck is a suicide bomber when America could actually use one?!

...and shouldn't the banner read: brittany spears 'performs' at the house of blues?

anyone who paid $125 to see her specifically deserves to be robbed blind. her appearance was initially intended as a surprise, hence appearing under the name The M+Ms. it was only after the press got their hands on that info and leaked it to the public that it turned into a big huge deal. it was never intended as the Welcome Back Britney show.

I believe this is known as ''thriften''. Getting people to give you money to sing and dance drunkingly, only I usually do it on the hobo fill'd streets of New York City.

Brit-Brit, must be low on funds to purchase super cool wigs, cowboy hats and cafe lattes!

CAUSE IM A COWBOY!

Holy crap. She must have used super glue to keep that hair in place.

Something I didn't pay attention to at first, because I was distracted by the Hindenburg-like disaster that is Britney in hooker wear: Is House of Blues so hard up for acts that it actually wanted Britney to appear? Or are the owners going to change the name to House of Has-Been Pop Stars Who Can't Really Sing or Dance But Have Kind of Nice Tits and Will Work for Beer and Pretzels? 'Cause that's gonna be really hard to fit on a neon sign. I thought House of Blues was a semi-legendary venue for actual artists, you know, people who can play instruments and/or carry a tune. Neither of those things is true about Britney. Who's next up? Paris Hilton? William Shatner? The Hoff? Might as well. The stage is tainted now.

#66 must be Britney's new manager, you know, the one who can accept the love of a real woman. In fishnets. And go-go boots. And a wig. Yep, Britney makes me proud to have a vagina.

It's not often that dragons get slayed...But maybe this is a start.

@ 32.....too funny !!!!! and I see an American Idol tour in her future

I dont know why are some people so surprised she was lip syncing. She always WAS and always WILL BE lip syncing because she is not able to sing live. And I really dont know why is she acting like that brown octupus on her head is her real hair. If I were her, like really out of my mind, and I would shave my head I would at least assume the responsability for what I did and actually ADMIT I have no hair. OMG I really liked her a lot in the beginning, but this is so sad. I wonder if she was always like this, or it was K-Fed who changed her?

Yikes, I almost feel sorry for her, but...she did this to herself. Trashy looking for sure, I'm embarassed for her.

Good for her on actually doing a JOB. Bad for her on the HOOKER-looking outfit, I mean really where did she get that get up? UGH!

I doubt her commitment to Sparkle Motion.

ewww this is disqusting!!!

THIS CHICK HAS JUMPED THE SHARK

Hey Morgan 20 from San Francisco,

Did you ever think she was not lip synching at any time in her career?

And what again made people this dimwit was talented? Jeez someone please at her next show just rush the stage and beat her with a broom handle!

Mr. jrsmammydickbrain...keep it up, bitch and I will come over there and fucking bite off your fucking hairy balls, bitch...u must want to suck your dad's dick and ballz or better yet,,u already have.
brittney,,get a life ,,your old one is gone,accept that u have kids, u no longer exits,except thru our jokes., and take that fucking wig off, asshole.

I CAN HEAR MADONNA LAUGHING HER ASS OFF AT U..WHAT NERVE U HAVE,,,,THANKS FOR FINALLY SHOWING THE WORLD THAT U AND K-FED R THE SAME WHEN IT COMES TO PERFORMING...U BOTH SUCK...

What kind of brainless retards buy $125 tickets for a BS concert???? ROFL! Whomever it was, they seriously need to get lives.

What, no stupid bird hat? She still looks like a cheap, stoned prostitute. It's amusing to see this bozo go down in flames.

BOY, I BET YOUR MOMMIE WAS SO PROUD OF THEIR ANIT=CHRIST..GUESS WHAT? YOU RUINED IT FOR ANY UP COMING SPEARS INTERTAINERS IN YOUR FAMILY..SORRY LITTLE SISTER,,I MADE A JOKE OF OUR FAMILY,,,WE'RE DONE...

The whole thing is a fucking train wreck! It's a complete clown show... Next we will see her coming out of a cuckoo clock like one of those cartoons. I'm completely speechless at the obsurdity of these images. For god sake! Does she not comprehend how she is representing herself? I am convinced she is the new Liza Minelli. Same crazy eyes, the gaping mouth, her gaudy onsombles, their clumsy questionable manurisms, their identical deeply rooted void that starves them for constant attention, it just goes on and on.

I'm not sure we should procreate anymore. The human race is progressing in the wrong direction

Today's gays hold Britney dear just as the gays of yesteryear held Judy Garland in their collective hearts. Campy fun!

By God, I think those are new fishnets!

#151...LMAO!

Once again I'll say it: If you are a girl, I'm sure you're a fat ugly chick. If you are a guy, you would only be so happy to have a hot sexy girl like Brit look your way. I would bet my last dollar on this notion. To "Forbidden" you say Brit is chubby? WTF?! She's hot. You are a jelouse sorry girl. Like all the insecure girls in high school who couldn't like or compliment pretty girls. You SUCK!!

if she learns how to pole dance i'd give her a buck

YOU ALL JUST HATE....SHE STILL HAS IT...

wow...nice wig? i guess? any by nice i mean absolutely nasty. she looks like a complete asshat.

at least she is getting her body back, though. i guess thats sort of a plus.

What contest in hell did the audience win?

I hope they all got refunds.

I'm surprised no one booed or got torches and pitchforks out.

#164===learn to spell jealous,bitch..and yea,when I see a hot chick,,I do compliment her..go to Angelina Jolie's site,,,I love her ,she's hott and Brittneyz not...so face it Brittney or her mommy or her sister,,,it's one of u stupid asses sticking up for her..since I have your attention,,,,tell her to learn to sing, dresss, and yea,,reinventing means new song, new style..SHE HAS NONE OF THE ABOVE...SHE IS SO OVER AND U CAN'T STAND IT,,SHE'S PROBABLY BEEN SUPPORTING YOUR FAT LAZY ASS, THAT'S WHY U STICK UP FOR HER...

#169====Love the pitchfork and torches idea...

#164: I think she's ugly. Since the very beginning of her career. So don't tell me I am jealous because I want my girlfriend to look like 'Britney-I-Got-A-God-Damn-Fat-Chin'. There are millions of girls out there in the world who have way more class and talent than that lip-synching Britney.

#170: Learn interpunction and spelling yourself as well.

#166===still has WHAT? There r millions of girl who look better than her and yea...they sing,,,she fakes,studio music...anyone monkey with a cigarette can do the same...and I might add...look better doing it. FUCK..GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BE JEALOUS OF
(and it ain't this bitch)....
QUESTION: BRITTNEY===where r u going to fake it next time? Better be careful, we r so on to your bullshit..have a feeling u won't be making anymore money....

As a longtime supporter of causes which benefit the mentally retarded, I thank those who continue to support Ms. Spears. The money from all ticket sales will go towards the purchase of much needed items for Britney such as adult diapers, drool cups, crayons, and possibly a brain transplant should a willing monkey be found. Remember, applauding is much more polite than pointing and laughing...

This just in: the Seismic Insitiute of California reports that do to unknown surface vibrations the San Andreas Fault has shifted 1 inch since Monday night. At this time the source of the tremendous pounding was unknown but sources ay it must have been "very, very large, and in all likelyhood bald and smelly "

I guess the reason why Brittney won't show us that bald head anymore is that she looked in the mirror and really did see the anti-christ and scared herself.....

"Posted by francesca on May 2, 2007 11:24 PM

Once again I'll say it: If you are a girl, I'm sure you're a fat ugly chick. If you are a guy, you would only be so happy to have a hot sexy girl like Brit look your way. I would bet my last dollar on this notion. To "Forbidden" you say Brit is chubby? WTF?! She's hot. You are a jelouse sorry girl. Like all the insecure girls in high school who couldn't like or compliment pretty girls. You SUCK!!"

LMFAO Typical Britney fan response. Not a single one of these teenyboppers knows how to spell "jealous" I find that hilarious.
YES Britney has tree trunk legs, and a beefy neck like a man. It's true, it's a fact deal with it teenybopper. Britney is very ugly, her face is disgusting. She has the eyes of a person with down syndrome. That ain't pretty, it's horrible. I bet you and Chellebell are the same person. As for calling haters fat
I bet you're fat, since you idolize a worthless slob like Britney Spears who looks like a man btw.

Britney is the most talentless fraud in music history, and the most over-rated.

people say they would let a load go right in her face...

i say why give my sperm that indignation?

#151, you're amazing.

HEY MISS ONCE AGAIN FRANCESCA(BRITTNEY IN DISQUISE) YOU SUCK....send that no talent, fake singer,,horrible dancer back to New Orleans where she belongs and oh yea,,HURRICANE SEASON STARTS ON JUNE 1ST...make sure she's there in time for it......

hands down the ugliest outfit ive ever seen in my life. good lord.

Oh, goodness she needs to fire whoever her stylist is, she looks like a $5 hooker. I had hoped that when she got out of rehab she'd do better, but she isn't. I don't know what is wrong with her and I don't understand (looking at her recent actions and appareal), how she ever got so famous.

and for the record, I do not think Brit is ugly or fat, in fact I am hoping she'll make a come back, I just think she is making some terrible career and personal decisions. Everytime you see her out she is in those bathing suit type tops and little mini skirts with cowboy boots or some type of boots and she looks rediculous. Does she really think she looks good? That isn't the type of clothes you wear out in public. I understand wearing skimpy outfits on the stage, but even the outfits she wears on stage look cheap and terrible on her. I think that she needs to get whoever was her stylist back in the day to help her out, because it can't be the same stylist.. She also needs to stop pulling rediculous stunts like shaving her head and act more serious. She needs to concentrate more on her album than on getting in the tabloids.

Brittney proved her comeback was a pretend joke...forget her,,shez so done..

no matter how she turned up, she`s trying to get back, and that`s obvious. i`ve seen a profile of brit on www.projectweightloss.com I wonder what is she doing on a weight loss site...

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Isn't it funny how guys in drag seem to do the moves to these female dances better than most females can? they did good on this I know britney would be proud