May 24 2007Britney Spears has deflated boobs

Ewww...she's a horrible person inside and out!

second :P

This is somehow news?
This is like posting on the pope wearing a silly hat, that the sky is blue and that Lindsay Lohan is stupid...haha. Oh yeah, that's quite funny actually.
Did anybody else see Paula Abdul's boobs looking freaky? If not click above. Now those are boobs interesting enough to post on. Or...you know...not post because it's totally gross and you'd rather see 57 fat, women in their 70's naked.

omg, she looks like a middle age trailer trash.

So?

She had two babies. Your body doesn't stay "perfect" after having two children so close together.

She looks real, not plastic. I like it.

OH, COME ON!

At least they are REAL!

Having a baby means giving up a lot of things in life, including YOUR BREASTS!

She'll probably get them "fixed" soon.

Ok, who the FUCK trolled me on the Jessica Simpson post??!!?? That url was fucking SICK!!! I only posted once, then had to go, so Jimbo, if you read this tomorrow, the one where I say "veggi!" that wasn't me.
My new job sucks. I can't get on here much anymore. Oooohhh, but maybe tomorrow I can, cause I think the office is closed!!! Yayyyyyy!!!!!
Oh, I need a life.

Anyone else notice she's not wearing any underwear?

Who is that girl she's been photographing with so much lately? Is that her "gal-pal"? Britney's boobs went the way of her career apparently.

PLEASE. GIVE THE WOMAN A BREAK !

PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ANY RESPECT AT ALL THESE DAY'S FOR ANYTHING.

THATS WHERE THE WORLD IS GOING..

CHEERS,

UNIVERSAL PLAYER

She breast feeds not as bad of a parent as thought those are real

Nah, how about we DON'T give her a break! She can afford the psychotherapy. What kind of a pig walks on their pants like that?

I have been thinking about how much people harsh on women on this site. There really are not NEARLY as many negative threads about men looking like shit. It's a TOTAL DOUBLE STANDARD.. way out of proportion. It's normal in our stupid society to pick on women. Hey if she is breastfeeding, good for her. I think if any of these asshole women or men who are ragging on breasts actually had breastfed a baby they would realize boobs take on a different meaning...they werent created to make grown men happy. Babies don't give a shit what they look like as long as they have milk and a loving mom attached to them. Any woman who gives birth and is a good mother deserves an award because it's the hardest job there is. All of you had moms, right? Show some respect. I don't know if Britney is a decent mom but it's stupid to make fun of her tits...she had two kids, obviously they're not going to look perky and taut. All of the people who are hating real mom boobs were prob. bottle fed and PISSED about it. It really is time to sow some respect and not SHAME for the things that feed our babies the best!!!! Americans can be so fucking SHALLOW! Make fun of her crappy taste, not her tits!

her wig is looking disgustingly ratty. and the walking on the pants thing- god, how trailer-trash!

show some respect, not sow some respect...really bad typo!

pictures #3 & #6 scream mongoloid retard, true story, look it up.

Blegh, I'm bored with clitney and her floppy udders.

She is trash. But she is the prettiest girl in the trailer park.

I think she looks awesome...

Go Britney!!!!

First: fake tits
Second: Preggos, twice, and breast fed
Third: Weight loss. Badly

Result.... Fucked up sagging tit bags inside of Brit Brit's breasts. eew.

With those tatoos she looks like the worn out mom you see at the rodeo.

Susie (#14),
Shut your fat, stinky, thick meat curtain having twat up. I'll say whatever I want about these dumb cunts you slut. He's damn right her tits are saggy as hell. Her nips are pointing down to the ground. Never good for a woman in ther twenties. She is a LOSER and so are you twat. I cannot even believe that she has kids, I feel soooo sorry for them. That ho is drinking and snorting right now no doubt. She is becoming what she really is, TRAILER GARBAGE. She is mean to her mother and many others. She is unappreciative of her fans and is so insincere. She deserves everything that happens to her and the way its going she'll be dead within 5 years. UGLY as hell. And that degenerate wannabe who is always with her is FUGLY as hell! What a LOSER SHE IS TOO!! DUMB HOS

I'd suck them if they weren't her's. I bet her pussy smells of hot garbage and Marlboro's.

Ever since you no longer have to register to comment, we've been getting a lot of posters like #14 here who just don't understand the meaning of "celebrity bashing".. The Superficial just isn't the same as it used to be anymore..

Looks like someone's seen the new Pirate's movie.

Ding Dong, I love you. You can be mad if you want. It's ok.

Ding Dong,

I forgot one thing. You don't even know Britney Spears. Unless you are her personal friend, you don't know what her life is really like. If you really believe the shit that these people post (pics and stories) you're kind of retarded. This is just all silly and it is funny to see you get soooooo upset that I think its dumb that people are so uptight about physical appearance.
You sound like a Jesus FREAK. So hateful and conservative.
I hope you have a great night.

NEWSFLASH: breasts do not stand up to attention all day without a bra. take that melon hammock off and they are a different shape unless you are blessed with pert breasticles.
another thing men need to get over with their skewed vision of what women actually look like. i'm beginning to thing that most men have no idea what an actual woman IS. like they've been hitting on mailboxes and trees all this time.

#25 i get your point but i have to say (there might already be a similar comment to this by me but i'm not sure if it posted - sorry) that although celeb bashing is the point of the site, it does feel like the female ones get a harder time for even having a hair out of place. but men get much less harsh comments or none at all. beer bellies get no mention but a strand of hair across a female celeb face makes her into gollum. i just think it's a little unequal in regards to commentary on appearance.
but i'm not a feminist bible basher or anything it's just an opinion not a rant

I have to admit that I'm amazed she lost that fat.
I also have to admit that I'm amazed the other members of the Millenium Studio don't run outside screaming after having to be around her day in and day out.
I bet she's completely nuts and people who are completely nuts (and ugly, and have saggy tits, and have bad wigs on) make me want to run down the street screaming for hours and until I'm completely exhausted.

I agree with susie. ding dong sounds like a jesus freak.

I like it when you call my owls and talk to them about the porridge you ate with me britney. Godsh. i dream all day about you cuz you like cookies. i wonder what you did with samson's hair? britney lets run together in a field of gold, in a field of barley with sting. let's find a large toilet and flush a small dead fish down it and lets observe the universe together. Let's call everyone and ask them to come in a helicopter and blow wind so strong it lifts up your hair from around your face and then lets also have a tupperware party. britney you are a stinky woman and you are short and your legs are chubby and you only have one pair of underwear. but lets call up the man on the moon.

She's rocking the Brett Michaels look. And it doesn't work for him either.

"Exercise! It's plastic surgery for poor people!"

I'm waiting for books written by members of the Millenium Studio. Or interviews. Or photos of them vomiting while walking to their cars after they leave the dance studio.
Or photos of them drinking bleach and committing suicide cuz having to be dancing in a room next to Britney's sweaty ass probably would have me do.

at least her face is looking pretty again (for now)

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ok, as a woman and mother, YES I think maybe it goes a bit overboard with the woman bashing.
BUT.....
THis young girl is a trampy trailer trash who is totally the worst roll model ever and honestly wearing a bra is not just polite but DAMB REQUIRED when breast feeding.

My 2 cents

RAGHEAD

I bet all guys here who are making fun of women spend their days playing dungeons and dragons in their parents basement with a boxe of kleenex in case their nose bleeds. Women accept all your fucking beer belly, smelly and hairy armpits, your saggy balls and your bald head. Do you ear us complain? So fuck off with saggy tits, or cellulite, or fat, or wrinkles. Every women has it. Get over it. Britney his a fucked up human being. But her breasts are not responsible for that. Society is. And drugs. And alcohol.

I hate it when people wear pants that are too long that trail on the ground and get all dirty when the walk. You'd think Britney could afford to get her pants hemmed right....

#38, as a woman and a mother, YOU CAN'T HANDOL THE TRUTH, BITCH.

#40, you should go eat a dick.

Anybody notice that arm flab? Looks just like my 85-year-old grandma's arm.

Oh Baby, Baby!

And guys, I'd like to see if your girlfriend are so perfect. In fact, I'd like to see if you have a girlfriend, or if you've ever had one. Maybe you're all like Steve Carell in 40 years old virgin and you think that a breast should feel like a bag of sand.

Also, have you take a look on your testicles lately? Cause even at 12, they're saggy, and they are strap in underpants all day. Lucky you.

43
Greatest comment ever. So original. I'm in love.

mia, shut the fuck up and eat a dick till you hickup, feminazi.

43
How was your day at school?
Have you done lots of masturbation contests?
Or maybe you spent your day trying to solve the dilemma of wich dice to chose between a green one and a red one cause your 13 years old cousin always win at dnd.

Feminazi?

Oh, I almost forgot that in primary school, you don't know yet who the nazi were.

Poor kid, so much sperm to ejaculate, so little time on the internet trying to download pron before your parents get back.
Live long and prosper. Thats my final word.

I'm tired of hearing all this bullshit about "OH MY GOD SHE IS A WOMAN WHO HAD BABIES - GIVE HER A BREAK"

No

Fuck that

She needs to wear a bra. She has bad titties and needs to wear a bra. They were made for situations like this!

mia, your final word because i just shoved my cock in your spermjunkie mouth. deez nutz biotch.

I know Pamela Anderson and Victoria Beckham and all the balloon-chested women in manga tentacle porn might lead some to believe otherwise, but breasts aren't naturally spherical. If you ever finally get to see a real live naked woman, you'll see.

...and it's the height of irony that all the same people here screaming the most mysogynist red-neckisms about twats and tits and "meat curtains" are the same people throwing the "white trash garbage" label around. Ain't that always the way? Psychiatrists call it "projection."

She had babies for goodness sake. I don't know how many women WISHED they looked like her. I'm not saying she's made the best decisions, but she's not as bad looking as everyone on here is making out.

To all the shrieking moms on her claiming that she's "real" because her tits are sagging -- she's had implants and at least two breast lifts, fat-melting injections, and those boobies never fed either kid. There is NO excuse for her tits looking like that, unless she's had at least two dozen.

susie, and how does it make you feel that this shallow hick bottle-fed her kids from day 1, because she wanted her boobies to stay nice? Oh wait, I found out you're a bigot and a Shitney fan -- so whatever you say doesn't count.

And for the record, I know girls Shitney's age who have given birth, except they wear bras, exercise and eat well. They breastfeed too -- and their boobies are MUCH perkier and shapelier than hers. The difference is that she's letting herself go because she's TWM (Trash With Money) and thinks she can just have anything fixed surgically.

And for the record, I am a woman. I wear a bra purely so my tits WON'T look like that in several years. Although not getting implants as a teen probably helps! No wonder her nips are staring at the ground.

Admit it -- she's just trash who is letting her boobies fall to her knees, because she probably thinks it's sexier to let people see her nips.

Sure, the boobs are whack, but her legs and ass are looking pretty good. She'll just get some gummy bear implants and be #1 for Maxim's Hot 100 for next year. What? That "super sexy" crackhead Lindsay Lohan is going to repeat? lol

She has the strangest breasts I've ever seen; sometimes they look huge, sometimes small. Something is going on here, beyond breastfeeding, etc, because this has been happening even before she had kids. I say they're implants and she got them really young so now they are already saggy. I heard that implants need to be "touched up" or fixed after every 10 years. Looks like she needs a tune up. Other than that I would just say, if you know you're gonna be photographed, just put a damn bra on, at least for the decency of your kids. But then, look how she dresses in general. Either she doesn't care or she does it because she still thinks shes a sex symbol and can get away with it...eeeccch.

Dementa, I am not a spears fan. No where in my post did I say that. Someone else said she did breastfeed and I don't know Spears so I said, if she did breastfeed, more power to er. That's all.
I am also not a bigot. Maybe I shouldn't have said Jesus Freak, but I can't get over how uptight and afraid people on this site are of seeing someone's boobs thru a tank top. Big Deal. What would you guys do if you were in Africa? Try to clothe every topless woman?
Get over yourselves. Boobs are not dirty. They're not supposed to be anything but boobs. I think guys should all wear protective cups so we can't see a hint of their packages.
YAWWWWNNNN. By the way, I wasn't shreiking when I wrote my post, I was typing quietly.

Trashy,err, classy as usual.

Don't hate on natural titties. They're better than getting bowling ball implants.

how has anyone else noticed that britney buys hair ON PURPOSE to look nasty and snarled... on purpose!! come on britney, really? you're rich... aren't you!! you can buy nice hair!

The boobs are good people...have you forgotten what REAL boobs look like? Just wait about 15 more years, then we're talkin bad boobs.

She really does need 2 ware a bra! Yuk!

1st She CAN wear a bra. It even helps against more downfall. As a woman myself, if my boobs would hang on my knees, I'd ask Paris fucking hilton where she bought that miracle bra.

2nd She CAN have them lifted

3rd I wonder how good it was to breastfeed those infants if she was a drunk and an addict! Good mom really!!

Why the hell is everyone getting so uptight about Shitney being bashed for looking like shit? This is a celeb bashing site, so deal with it or get lost. Yes susie, you really should get that pole surgically removed from your saggy ass. Uptight? That's you right there.

Plus, Shitney's titties are seriously some scary shit. Sure, if she did indeed breastfeed her kids, then alright, saggy titties accepted. But at least, WEAR A FRICKIN' BRA. It's like she tries too hard to look trashy. People dress up when they go out, so they at least look decent. This chick makes it a point to look like Grade-A trailer trash every single time she's spotted in public. "Oh, look - a camera! Time to look as trashy as possible!"

Seriously. Since when did having kids become an excuse for dressing like shit? No, not even when you're Shitney. Somebody please introduce her to the concept of a brassiere.

I know she has had kids and everything but they look baaad. Why can she not just put on a bra, especially if she was working out they are gonna be bouncing around all over the place!!!

Come on those tits look fine too me, at least she doesn't have implants and they aren't even drooping, they look OK. Lets pic on her hair, her terrible dress sense and her God Awful taste in men not her tits!

She'll get them fixed no doubt. Thing I don't understand is how someone who's 25 could have nipples that point to the ground, even if she's had two kids. I also doubt that she breastfed, or breastfed for very long. The key is to wear a supportive bra during pregnancy and breastfeeding, not some cute thin strappy thing. I'm talking some major granny over the shoulder boulder holders. It worked for me, I had four kids and breastfed all of them and my nips still point upwards, and my boobies don't sag down my chest either.

boobs

Why don't we give Britney a break, as much as your word can be funny, I do not see any thing wrong with Britney boobs.

Oh come on please, there is nothing wrong with those breasts. Sometimes your comments really make you sound stupid. You're just so use to the inflated scary plastic things everyone else has that stick your eye out (Victoria Beckham? Besides I'd like to see what you look like after two children and a lousy, good for nothing husband. She's looking great and I admire her for getting her life back on track - all of it in the public eye with everyone tearing her down all the time! Just for that I'll go buy her new album even though I'm not a big fan of her music.

I've never seen a woman's breasts, except on my computer, so I think Britney's look AWFUL!!!

duh...derrrr...doye...

(Mom! I said I'd take out the trash IN A FEW MINUTES! GEEZ!)

@72 "Just for that I'll go buy her new album even though I'm not a big fan of her music."
What a waste of $20. And with all the money she makes off of this album, do you think she's going to do anything useful with it? Hopefully though, she is putting money aside for her unfortunate children's future. They will need it for therapy.

Anyone else noticed she's wearing a ring on her wedding finger?

@73 LOL

#6==must be Brittneyz friend..
she looks terrible..
I've seen alot of people her age
after having 2 kids close..
not only look better, but act better..

I see her holding the hand of her lover
girlfriend, but you never see her holding
her kidz hands!!!

Also, look at that ratnest on her head..
does her tits even matter...

#40=Mrs. Satan==U R no expert on society
go back to satanz bed, asshole!!

#44==is right, her arms look like her ugly face......

@77 I agree with your post, but wondering, why doesn't your link go anywhere?

Susie(14,27,28) and fag Jimmy(31):
You two morons have me pegged wrong. That does not surprise me though as I bet you two butt buddies have the combined intelligence of a shit covered wrecking ball. Susie I bet you are a fat, unattractive depressed loser, coming on here defending Fatney... And Jimmy why don't you STFU Twat. Go back to trying to stretch your thumb tack sized penis with a string and a rock. Shitney is the sorriest excuse for a human being, she has horrendous vaginal odor (just like you Susie), and she is a terrible Mother. And yes Susie, creating a douche with Colt45, Drano, vomit, and roadkill guts would make your nasty puss smell better than it does now. Eat cock Jimmy (you know you like it)

On the top photo, it looks like she had two empty ball sacks attached to her chest. And to think, there was a time when all I wanted to do was lick those things.

WTF is the deal with those two grown adult women always walking around holding hands?

It's the most asinine, childish, retard thing ever. I wonder if they skip around while singing YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE too.

Assholes

Now all we have to do is figure out how to deflate her head.

I have seen better wigs on poor black girls. Someone needs to tell her to spend more money covering her stupid head and those weird shaped tits.

Why do we have to feel sorry for her ass again? Her 3 fans are obviously die hards!

Those things look like shriveled used tea bags and that's the truth.

Is it just me or is she getting fatter again?

The first picture his false. Look at the others. Her breasts aren't as flat and saggy. Plus, there is something wrong with the colour in that picture.

And look closely on the 6th picture, those girls aren't holding hands. Its just an illusion.

To my dear Kelli

I love satan cause he has a dick AND a pussy. Plus, his boobs are as perky as his balls.
What a pervert I am.

I feel for her actually, at least on the body thing for now.

When you first start getting back in shape you get really obvious results, really quickly...but after a couple weeks you really have to work hard for any additional improvement. Not to mention all that exercise will build muscle faster than you'll burn fat, so there's a period where you look bulkier than you should.

they look like that because she has had implants removed and/or the breast tissue stretched out around her implants due to pregnancy, etc., and they have now been displaced because the natural tissue is no longer firm enough to support the weight of the implant. but, i am guessing the former. let's close the case on why brit's tits look worse than they should. and we all agree she should wear a bra. NEXT!

Why is she wearing her wedding rings in the bottom right picture???

89- totaly agree on the breasts. They actually fit the current Britney perfectly because she's so damn sloppy. Her gut is hanging out like a truck driver. She's practically mopping up the floor with her sweats tracking dirt all over the place. She's like a mobile hoarder. Wherever she goes the dirt and trash follows.

She also looks like a walrus in pic #6. All she needs is a ball and a carp.

#40: you are great!!!!

I don't agree that #40 is great. The old "double standard" card is so played out. Women are harder on women than anyone. When it comes down to it, most guys will fuck/date anything. Get over yourself.

This is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot! Ok, sure, she should be wearing a bra, but hey she's had 2 kids, and it's not that bad. She's still better then Reese! haha

They're definitely implants. Just not gigantic boulder-sized implants. No one's nipples at 25 (or how ever old she is) point downward like that.

Of course they are, its called having kids!!! Unless you have fakes, thats what they look like after you breastfeed idiot!!
She still looks good!!

#14...1/2 the folks on here are British. So take your "Americans can be so shallow comment" back! Plus, I think it would be more shallow for anyone to like her in the 1st place. The fact that we all realize what an untalented ignat she is makes us not shallow!

Now....
The picture with her holding hands with her "cousin". I think she's going for a twat shot again...I mean it is almost hanging out!

And, why does she always have to hold her cousins freakin' hand? Is she scared she is going to get lost walking across the parking lot?

97
Look at the pictures. Look at their fingers, they are not touching. Its an illusion. It is just the angle.

#96: That is not necessarily what they look like after breastfeeding; that is what happens when you have ill-advised plastic surgery and for some unknown reason you do not get replacement implants that are under the pec muscle to be held in place. Give her time. She'll do it.

93
I don't agree that women are harder on women. They are hard, but not as hard as men are. Yes men would fuck anything that move, but only after saying we are whores full of std or bitches. I'd rather being called fat or skinny (like women usually say about other women )then being the coked fellatio addiction whore some fucking virgin teenager would ''still'' hit.

*addicted*

#98 you are right. I stand corrected. I just get so filled with glee when I can dog out these folks, that sometimes I see things that aren't there. Like in photo #1..isn't that an outline of a dick? I KNOW she must have one!

#91

HAH!! funny. maybe too funny, i got funny stairs from my co-workers with my cakle

Also, there is not a lot of post about men here. Lets post some Sisco Adler, David Hasselhoff, Justin timberlake, tobey mcguire. Lets make fun of them too. Enough about jessica and jessica, and britney, and misha.

oops. stares. yes i can spell (usually)

Her boobs are saggy, so what? She had two kids. That is what happens to boobs after having children. She should consider a bra though.

I think that everybody agree on the fact that she should wear a bra. Yes she had two kids. Yes breasts can't fight agains gravity. But that doesn't excuse her lack of good taste.

@96 That's not what every woman's breasts look like after having breastfed their baby. Only if they didn't have sufficient support. Its not the act of breastfeeding that causes the breasts to sag, its the heaviness of the milk and the increased weight can cause the ligaments that support them to stretch. If you wear a good supportive bra, you should be able to avoid the sag. I'd show a pic of my breasts as proof, but I don't know how to link my pic :P

#21

She NEVER had implants. She started out at 15 w/ 15 yr old smallish boobs. She went through puberty and (look at her mom's jugs - she quit endowed in that area) her breasts grew. She then had babies and they grew again, now they are a bit saggy, but they aren't horrible. BUT SHE DOES NEED TO WEAR A DAMN BRA!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u bitch!

Ok...I want to know why Brit's little girlfriend can't talk her into wearing something decent looking. I mean her friend is dressed great i.e. her sneakers are clean, her jeans fit nicely, and her shirt covers everything up! Then again who is she to say something to Brit when it is obvious that Brit is making the poor girl wear baseball caps all of the time.

I'm not an expert (considering I'm 18 and, thank GOD Ive never been pregnant,) but isnt that what happens after youve had kids and breastfed and stuff? Not a big deal to me.

But I still hate her.

You have two babies and see if your breasts don't sag. Oh, I forgot, you're a man. Well, you have other parts that gravity will make sag.

she look pretty good! leave her alone!

There is no way Britney breastfed her kids. I had a baby five months ago and you need to breastfeed every three hours, which would mean she'd actually have to be in close proximity to her babies throughout the day and night. Also, you need to wear a bra 24/7 to hold the nipple shields in place and prevent leaks. Breastfeeding Britney? Did.Not.Happen.

That's what happens when you have 2 kids

have you ever seen an actual woman naked? in real life? this is what most womens tits look like. no, she did not breat feed and yes, she should wear a bra if they aren't perky but this is hardly news

Doesn't she know that burning your bra went out with the '60s. Just look at her breasts, they are almost down to her waist. I have a 90 year old great grandmother that looks better.

News flash! After breast feeding two kids your breasts don't look like playboy material. Give her a break!

She has had two kids back to back. What do you expect?

I expect her to look nice , after all she is a freakin millionaire...I also expect her to pay attention to the kidz and stop acting like shez f'n 12. And for Godsakez, stop wearing those chezzy wigz, U look like a f'n 5 yr. old playing with mommiez old wigz.!!

I think she looks hot. I like raw, saggy boobies.
http://www.shufflelovers.com

I expect her to look nice, after all she is a freakin millionaire
Maybe she doesn't want to be bothered with surgical techniques to "correct" and enhance her breasts? Besides, if she did invest in surgeries, you'd be jumping all over her for that. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

.I also expect her to pay attention to the kidz and stop acting like shez f'n 12.
I expect all of that too. However, this post was addressing attacking her breasts, not her parenting skills and maturity (or lack thereof). Therefore I am only focusing on the subject at hand - her breasts.

Britney's boobs are stretched out because she had her impants removed and she had 2 kids. This used up nappy headed ho is officially a wasted hasbeen.

SHES FUCKIN UGLY!

NEWSFLASH: Whomever writes the Superficial...probably has never seen a girl naked. Ah, pontificating virgins we're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you.

Man, she's had 2 kids... what do you expect? No wonder the poor girl's losing her mind with people talking shit on her. She looks pretty good compared to 95% of the human race. Keep it real.

I have breast implants as well and I have had a child. My breasts look just like Britney's. There is nothing wrong with the surgeon or her breasts. She looks great, just like I do.
When you have a child (or 2), a lot of things change. Its just a part of life and obviously even a celebrity can't escape some reality.

wow.so what!?
theyre just boobs
cant she do what she want with them
without people talking shit?
gimmi a break

k-fed did a good job on fucking her brain out and sucking her tits dry...lol