May 23 2007Britney Spears goes braless
What's that you say? You want more Britney Spears? Yeah, I think I might be able to help you out with that. Britney Spears was spotted in Miami without her bra on, and even took the liberty of changing in pubilc. And normally I'm a big supporter of going braless, but not when your breasts look like this. I'm not even sure if these are considered breasts anymore. They're more like squarish, uh, lumps. If you were having sex with her you'd just kind of poke them. The way you'd poke a dead bird to see if it was still alive.

Reader Comments
1. isitin - May 23, 2007 4:04 PM
First
2. Jess - May 23, 2007 4:05 PM
Remember when Brit was hot?
No?
... Me either. :(
3. Fudge - May 23, 2007 4:07 PM
Where are her tits disappearing to? They went all huge, now they going tha bye-bye.
4. BarbadoSlim - May 23, 2007 4:12 PM
Ugh, filthy, disgusting cow udders. I'm almost expecting two cowboys from the JW Ranch to swoop in rope and brand her fat-ass. Take her back to the farm.
5. BarbadoSlim - May 23, 2007 4:13 PM
Ugh, filthy, disgusting cow udders. I'm almost expecting two cowboys from the JW Ranch to swoop in rope and brand her fat-ass. Take her back to the farm.
6. DahliaRose - May 23, 2007 4:18 PM
She should be locked up in a Mental Hospital.
7. Conky - May 23, 2007 4:22 PM
Recently she always has that demented looking smile plastered on her face.
I wonder what the docter prescribed for her because I would like to walk around smiling like a retard too. Thanks.
8. susie - May 23, 2007 4:31 PM
She looks fine, you bored fucks. The only problem with Britney is her whack sense of style and her bad music. Her body is not bad.
She looks great for having two kids. What the hell do you want her to do, hide in a cave and get some sick implants and be like all those nasty twats in LA? Here's to some 1970's boobage!!!!!
9. IbePiglet - May 23, 2007 4:33 PM
She is just....so....gross. I don't mean her boobs, hell those fall down on everyone. She just tramps and vamps and camps around like she is SOMETHING when she is NOTHING more than a drunken poor excuse for a mother. She looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet.
10. goodfella - May 23, 2007 4:35 PM
It actually looks like she is thinking in the first pic. So there is a first time for everything !
11. TJ - May 23, 2007 4:41 PM
I'd still marinate my meat rocket in her squish mitten.
12. Missmara19 - May 23, 2007 4:46 PM
i wonder what her real hair looks like nowadays.
13. whoremonger - May 23, 2007 4:48 PM
#8 Yeah, I can't imagine Britney getting some 'sick implants'...she'd never do that.
14. Bern - May 23, 2007 4:48 PM
NOTE TO ASHLEY SIMPSON: People with no talent and good figures should never have babies.
15. Kevin_FederSwine - May 23, 2007 4:58 PM
Pig! Whore! Elliot Ness and the UNF**KABLES! Trailer trash P.O.S.! BRITNEY! You are a f**king DISASTER! You fast-food binging, loser-f**king, walk in a gas station beathroom barefoot scumbag P.O.S...GO AWAY!
16. idl3mind - May 23, 2007 5:07 PM
c'mon. she's in a somewhat unflattering top
17. DingDong - May 23, 2007 5:10 PM
Those are the worst tits ever. She is a fat, no talent, super saggy tits, horrendous smelling twat, cellulite riddled, terrible body, dumb as a rock, conceited, dilusional CUNT. She is so old and she will be broke, addicted and completely worthless in the future. Well she is already worthless and she is a disgrace to her family. This bitch has tons of bad coming her way. She is fake and she knows it. DUMB WHORE!
18. Sperm Whale - May 23, 2007 5:14 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_boobs_are_huge.php
Dem boobies go up and anda down.
19. JungleRed - May 23, 2007 5:21 PM
They look like a couple of lemons rolling in the bottom of a sack. You'd be better off sucking on the lemons, though.
20. eXtasyStef - May 23, 2007 5:25 PM
Boobs fall when you have kids. She's reaping what K-Fed has sown. Next she'll get Frankenboobs like that other no-talent blonde attention whore.
21. H.A.L.9000 - May 23, 2007 5:50 PM
please correct typo in title to "Britney Spears goes brainless" thank you
22. eXtasyStef - May 23, 2007 5:55 PM
And one of the things I love about this place--I have heard more weird names for sexual body parts here than anywhere else.
23. Edna Bambrick - May 23, 2007 6:00 PM
The Lord has ordered me on a Holy Crusade to clean up the Internet. I am direct communication with God and he has instructed me to rid the Internet of filth so that the children will be able to grow up pure. When OUR SAVIOR returns to earth, he will do it through the Internet and this will make those without sin pure so that we may enter the gates of heaven and those who subverse themselves with thoughts of s*x and drugs and p*rngraphy will go STRAIGHT TO HELL!
24. DrDanny - May 23, 2007 6:03 PM
My gawd she's hideous! Zits, flab, shitty hair extensions, nails chipped and chewed to nubs. When will she be done?!?
25. bluecrush - May 23, 2007 6:06 PM
seriously, her hair has to have grown out enough to stop wearing those ugly ass wigs.. i'm sorry, but for how much weight she's lost post-fed.. she's grosser than ever and the performances look baaaaaaaad.. I don't think she'll ever make a comeback!
26. Sarah - May 23, 2007 6:17 PM
I agree with #8. Considering that she has had two kids, her breasts look pretty normal. It's pretty sad that this is considered scandalous.
Dull, dull, dull.
27. julyper - May 23, 2007 6:18 PM
I've seen better tits in cows. Real ones.
28. Crap Tonight - May 23, 2007 6:22 PM
#12 Thanks for your concern about Britneys real hair - After lying low on the hairdressers floor for a day or so, it took off to Alaska where it is living under an assummed name and no-one knows about its horrible past
29. logcabin - May 23, 2007 7:07 PM
I'm not a fan of Britney by any means, but come on...I hope all of this raises your self esteem a few points.There's a thin line between humor, and degradation for your own benefit.Why don't you post a picture of yourself for everyone to gawk at and criticize?
30. moo - May 23, 2007 7:13 PM
ha ha! all the saggy-titted women are angry!
31. CS - May 23, 2007 7:20 PM
The zits are getting out of control. Does she bathe?
32. enought - May 23, 2007 8:22 PM
It's unfortunate that the wanna be stars are exposing themselves and the stars that have made it want to be politicians.
33. mrs_primevil - May 23, 2007 8:27 PM
Hey, she ALMOST put together a decent outfit! Gotta give her a little crdit for that, all she forgot was the bra. Good job, Brit! Try harder next time :)
34. frenchie - May 23, 2007 8:34 PM
rocks in socks
35. fifi - May 23, 2007 8:36 PM
all of you haters suck major ass! If, she feel like having her breat free, then I don't see anything wrong with it! I don't think that, that make her a whore, sorry! She's human, if she want to drink, go nude, have sex, and do 5 guys...that is her business! Who, in the hell are you? I bet half of you wish, and cry yourselves to sleep at night wishing that you were her!
36. Fifth Stooge - May 23, 2007 8:38 PM
If anyone wants to see her saggy chestnuts in HQ.
http://www.yeeeah.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1182
37. HotDogger - May 23, 2007 9:10 PM
#35 - You are a freaking retard! 'Half of us' don't put ourselves out there for the world to see. You even stupider than her, and twice as fugly.
Stupid moron!
38. frenchie - May 23, 2007 10:04 PM
fifi- would you want to look like her? I mean...really...
Oh...and that liberal attitude of yours of "no boundaries" is the killer of todays morality and our humanity. It's a sickness...what is shoking today will be perceived as meek tomorrow...and so it goes... to hell in a handbasket (in small unnoticeable doses of course). Women are the gauge of today's morality. We set the tone of values and ethics. If we act as sluts we will get treated as such. We are NOT men and cannot behave as such. We set the tone. Stop buying what they're selling and get your own spine.
On a lighter note...all these comment are tounge in cheek and should be taken with a grain of salt. You're getting all bent out of shape shape because of some commentary on this vile example for a vacant manufactured waste of a human.
You're right about one thing...theoretically anyone has the constitutional freedom (while we still got it) to represent themselves as they choose. However; they also must be prepared to be judged by how they are personified.
39. HotDogger - May 23, 2007 10:09 PM
Should change the title to Britney Spears goes brainless, but that could cover any posting about her.
40. macncheez - May 23, 2007 10:29 PM
#23 - I'm glad to see that my Savior is keeping up with technology - Jesus Rocks!! Although I hope He doesn't return on a sad-ass Britney Spears thread.....of course I guess it's better than being on the Cisco Adler thread.
What do you think peoples?
41. captain obvious - May 23, 2007 11:51 PM
Her body definetly doesn't look awful for someone who had 2 kids not that long ago. But it also doesn't look so good that she should dress the way she does. And her face is still pudgy...maybe they tried to lipo her face and sucked her brain out by mistake.
42. Guy - May 24, 2007 1:16 AM
Right behind you #8
But this is just the nature of the site, we are all cynical bastards
43. NicotineEyePatch - May 24, 2007 3:25 AM
Everyone that thinks she "looks fine" is forgiven for their lack of understanding when it comes to mental illness. But the "you're just jealous" comments? Really, I mean, honestly? It just comes across as projection.
If you think celebrities are so fucking awesome and enviable, go to a fansite, ya sycophants.
44. jugs - May 24, 2007 3:45 AM
she looks good for having 2 kids? so you think the way she looks is all natural since she gave birth? it ain't, but unfortunately she still looks like crap.
45. Flavio - May 24, 2007 4:13 AM
We´re all aware about how whore and ugly this bitch is... so, including both the site owner and you guys only writting shit about her... in short, it´s completely pointless for me... what the hell!? leave this bitch in her pathetic spot and search for something different.
46. LIverpoolFC - May 24, 2007 4:22 AM
She is the epitomy of trailer trash cum sluts.
47. LiverpoolFC - May 24, 2007 4:23 AM
I forgot to say that she's a cheap slag who should keep her legs shut.
48. imacracka - May 24, 2007 4:25 AM
Screw this.. get some pics of Kelly clarkson from last nite in her thi high fuck me boots!!!!!!!!!!
49. Boba Fett - May 24, 2007 4:49 AM
She needs some makeup.
I'd still fill her full of man-juice.
50. krazihottkelli - May 24, 2007 5:07 AM
Miss fifi====trust me
No one wantz to be her
U probably R her, bitch
Don't stick up for this
skank, she has to take
her clothez off to get
publicity.....
she a sorry mutherfucker,
since she can't sing or
dance, I guess thatz all
she haz left....
once again, NO KIDZ IN SIGHT...
51. Rodney Winkle - May 24, 2007 6:28 AM
Wow, Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan doing... nothing.
The Superficial has gotten so shitty lately.
52. pundit - May 24, 2007 7:01 AM
Liverpool FC...you lost
53. RichPort - May 24, 2007 7:06 AM
@46 - In other words, you're whacking off to her as we speak, huh?
54. ... - May 24, 2007 7:19 AM
This is getting pathetic and weird, she hasnt done anything in years, yet everybody updates everyday that "she is spotted, without a bra!" great news. Just let the skank live her life.
55. FRIST!!! - May 24, 2007 7:21 AM
Did she get a fack job? I dunno, she looks fucking different lately and I can't put my finger on it. Aside from the shitty hair extentions and the clearly poor fashion sense lately, something is wrong with her face.
Is she on meth?
56. Bern - May 24, 2007 7:24 AM
#55 - She is either on meth, mainlining twinkies, or rubbing Taco Bell Ground beef on her face, daily.
New Boob shot up on my site, btw.
57. TDawg30 - May 24, 2007 7:24 AM
Looking at her boobs in that shirt is about as pleasing as listening to Nickleback while eating a choclate cake out of Rosie O'Donnell's ass.
58. YouRang - May 24, 2007 7:38 AM
FRIST!!!, Where in the fuck have you been? We thought you were dead. You had us worried sick.
59. caljenna66 - May 24, 2007 7:42 AM
She needs to throw on a bra and get rid of that errant hanging string, but I think that shirt is cute. Way to fuck it up, Shitney.
60. Alllegiononflegit - May 24, 2007 7:48 AM
If anyone says they wouldn't still do her is a liar.
61. Sassy - May 24, 2007 7:50 AM
I think her fun bags have expired.
62. A'Hemr Oiyd - May 24, 2007 7:52 AM
Here's interesting stuff (news):
Paris in jail
Anna Nicole Smith dying
Here's boring stuff (not news):
Britney, Lindsay, and Paris walking while wearing bad outfits
The 20th set of pictures of the same girl wearing a bikini (Jimbo's exception noted in advance)
If Superfish expanded from 3 or 4 celebs all the way up to 15-20, we could have actual news stories all the time.
Anyway...what's this one again? Oh yeah...ummm..."Shitney's cowtits are disgusting!" (generic comment #37)
63. HoboChic - May 24, 2007 7:57 AM
will i be able to post today?
64. HoboChic - May 24, 2007 7:58 AM
OMG! Minor miracle! I have been silenced for over a week now (choking, sobbing tears of joy). A cure for cancer must be forthcoming.
65. HoboChic - May 24, 2007 7:59 AM
oh, and britney sucks. NEXT!
66. Josh_Lavarn - May 24, 2007 8:09 AM
Awesome! Those boy band hats from 1997 she still wears are so cool! Hopefully today she will wear a Mr. Peanut tophat with a diamond studded bow tie & a monopoly man suit.
67. PunjabPete - May 24, 2007 8:54 AM
Over...
68. bungoone - May 24, 2007 8:56 AM
57, just listening to Nickleback is bad enough. nice touch with the chocolate cake though.
69. Spindoc - May 24, 2007 9:11 AM
# 35 fifi
Since nobody else seems to have let you know, I'm here to tell you that the term "Haters" is officially over. Thanks for trying though.
As for Britt. An older southern lady put it in the cruelest bitchiest manner possible to somebody brought up in her generation. She said "Oh, bless her heart, she is trying so hard" LOL!!!!!!
For those of you not raised in the south, Grandma basically just said "Wow, what a pig, and how sad, she doesn't seem to realize that"
70. carol - May 24, 2007 9:19 AM
CMON YOU PEOPLE STOP ACTING SURPRISED YOU KNOW BRITNEY IS FAKE AS ANYTHING. TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPEN TO HER BREASTS. 25 YEARS OLD AND SAGGY AS A BEAN BAG
71. sos - May 24, 2007 10:26 AM
a that money and she is nothing but a crazy sack of trash
72. wedgeone - May 24, 2007 11:39 AM
BERN - HELP! Have PICS to submit to your blog but don't know how to.
73. krazihottkelli - May 24, 2007 1:27 PM
#62==leave the freakin site alone.....
we don't want your stupidass newz....
the bitchez on here deserve to be trashed.
74. susie - May 24, 2007 5:41 PM
Holy Shit! LOL @ #66. I wish more people would make good jokes like this. It would be way more fun to read these comments.
75. May - May 25, 2007 8:18 AM
She's looking great again but damn woman, when are you going to spend some money and hire a STYLIST? Half this chick's image problems arise from the fact that she insists on dressing herself. I mean, can someone please tell her that she looks crap in a short skirt with legs that can kick-start a jumbo jet?
76. doogleberg - May 25, 2007 7:10 PM
Hey, Brittney...
Estelle Geddy called and wants her tits back.
77. Lynsey - May 26, 2007 9:03 PM
You all gotta get over it. Ok so I'm not a fan of Britney Spears but her boobs are fine. You try having kids. Society places these unrealistic standards on women and you know what our bodies go through changes when we have kids and getting ready to have kids. Guys don't understand this cuz they don't go through shit. So you all should just get over it!
78. krazihottkelli - May 27, 2007 3:41 PM
#77=Brittney or her
azzKizzer....STFU, bitch..
alot of women look way
better and they don't have
a million dollarz to get
surgery like she did...
79. John - May 28, 2007 12:07 AM
I don't have a problem with her boobs. I have a problem with HER. And she should give K-Fed his hat back.
80. Caleb - May 28, 2007 4:04 PM
oh whatever, so she's a celebrity, but she's also a person. we all have those days when we just want to grunge out (and for brit it looks like an everyday thing), we just don't have the paparrazi to document every bad move.
lucky for us, britney does! i work Hollywood Zombies (the people who brought you Garbage Pail Kids) and they have a new set of cards that parody the hollywood undead. Check out Britney Speared, Paris Hellton, Wacko Jacko, and others-- hilarious! don't you just love your favorite celeb with a face full of maggots?