May 21 2007Britney Spears causes mayhem

Were the passengers really FURIOUS, that would seem like an extreme reaction for everyone to have.... there are so many tragedies in life to get FURIOUS about :LOL

Maybe she figured cowboy boots with this top would be a little *too* much.

"Hell, anything a person with an IQ under 6 would do sounds like something Britney Spears would do."
Like write unintelligible sentences?

I wanna know if that girl in the Bon Jovi tshirt is with her or is she a stalker trying to get close to our Britney?

View Britney in all of her HQ glory with the cleavage cam.

http://www.yeeeah.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1167

Man she needs it in the ass hard to straighten this diva out. then maybe a facial.

THIS STUPID WHORE
I'D LIKE TO SHOVE
HER F'N FACE UP
PARIZ'Z AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

OMG, someone kill her already..what a bitch.

hey, i have that bon jovi shirt! wtf. i'll have to burn it now that it's been this close to britney spears. i can't have people making that association.

3, that sentence makes perfect sense.

lastly, i love the fat trying to escape from under that really nice corset top in pic #1. sexy!

the place she's stepping out of is overrun by 14-year old wannabe goth/punk kids that troll south beach paying bums to buy them electric blue md 2020. think she's got a new demographic there. wait... then the ripped fishnets she's been wearing for the past few months would actually make sense.

I looked into finding a spare ticket for the show, but it was not to be. Too bad, because I heard some guys on the radio talking about it, and they said it only lasted 15 minutes, and the CD she was synching to apparently skipped twice during the performance. I would have heckled the fuck out of her.

sad thing is that the top is probably part of her wedding night lingerie. vomitous!

damn Chauncey, we were all counting on you! or maybe it was just me...

A nifty little site called beatupbeavers.com has Britney as their patron saint. What will they think of next.

She has no lips.

skin like cottage cheese.

#8 *hey, i have that bon jovi shirt!*

Sorry about your bad taste.

I'd skeet all over her stretch-marked cellulite.

This bitch is looking more and more like Brooke Hogan everyday...

She looks like Ratchet Face from Cry Baby.

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#1 BEATLES * BEATLES You said

"Were the passengers really FURIOUS, that would seem like an extreme reaction for everyone to have.... there are so many tragedies in life to get FURIOUS about :LOL"

Are you joking? Hell yes they'd be furious. If you are on a tight connection and some crazy skank delays your flight so you missed your connecting flight because she can't sit on a certain type of upolstry? Hell yes I'd be pissed. Additionally, since she had to have been on the plane for a while anyway, why wouldn't she have left earlier when she first saw the seat covers...

Remember, this is a girl that walks barefoot into gas station bathrooms, her standards are NOT high, she was probably just having a bad reaction to whatever street grade coke her assistants had scored for her that day.

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#17 Johnycake YES!!!!!! I didn't think about it til you said that, she is looking EXACTLY like Brooke Hogan! (But without the Penis)

Ahem,so because of the mayday of BS this caused a mayhem.Very acceptable story...

After Britney has exhausted all last ditch efforts to revive her career that died in the 90's, watch her suddenly remember that she's a mother with children that need to be raised back home and watch her use those poor kids to get attention.

15 aka Giant Douche, it was from highschool, many a years ago. it's not like i paid $70 for a "vintage" shirt like she probably did.

and how is that bad taste? can a t-shirt be bad taste?

Americans don't say "it hasn't got..." they say "it doesn't have"
And Brit isn't a wanna-be Euro type - I'd go so far as to say she couldn't if she tried.
Story sounds false to me.
I'm not a fan of her, in any case.

That fat bitch needs to go away. She looks like the biggest fattest whale strolling down the sidewalk. She has that stupid grin like she thinks she is sweet. She is irrelevant and always will be. What a loser and a terrible parent. I cannot believe that she can even breathe she is sooo dumb. Her face looks like it got slammed by a 2000 ton wrecking ball smeared with her moms dirty tampon discharge. DUMB CUNT!

The real giveaway is when she's quoted saying "I say, fancy a fag at the pub, what what?"

May she wasn't wearing panties, and she likes the feel of genuine American Airlines leather on her cooch...she smeared up Paris Hilton's car seat, remember?

Ilove you ,but Ilove sexy for you and my

where are her eyebrows?

If I knew I would get $10 mil after we broke up, I'd eagerly lick, fuck, and otherwise service a woman 3 times as fat, ugly, crazy, and stupid as Britney. So would all of you. You're guys at a celeb site, stop pretending you're not complete man-whores.

Get it all out #25. It's OK, you're amongst friends here.

#5, I'm willing to step up and take one for the team.

I'm alomst sick of hearing about every idiotic thing she does...but then I get to laugh at what she's wearing so that makes up for it. Never fails either, never!

Her boobs look good, but she still has that post lobotomy smile on her face.

#24 Maybe the person giving the quote is European and is either paraphrasing what Britney said or just remembers the words wrong.

Given all of her public behavior in the past year, it seems believable to me.

bungo, really? IQ under 6? How about IQ under 60, or intelligence of a 6 year old? Granted, the syntax is grammatically correct unlike "Which is lame, better there's so many better things to be booing." from the Pam Anderson post. When the posters are less intelligent than the people they make fun of, it kills the humor.

What happened to this place? Who are all these new (and sucktastic) people leaving comments? Check out all the comments in the "Britney without makeup" thread - it's a damn snoozefest (and people are defending Britney over there ... what?!).

Where are all the old regulars? Bleh!

somebody needs an enema...

They could've let her off once they were airborne, at least. Way to blow it, LA.

37, depends on who you mean by "old regulars". I know where a bunch of them hang out, but it's kind of a secret so that it can remain a walrus-free environment.

hey you kids get off my lawn!!! damn juvenile delinquents...kids today...not like back in my day...(*mutters & dribbles a little pee*)...

That is nothing... Check this out...
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0521spearslipsync-CR.html

One step closer to her TrimSpa future... The reaper cometh!!!!!!!

well now it's not really a secret anymore, is it?

Hey, 15. That's just unamerican! Jon Bon rocks biatch.

#43 lmao. Hey, he wasn't always bottom-loving - let me tell you, when I was growing up he spent plenty of time in the middle of the night as a top, and I've got the skeet residue to prove it! That's why my friends call me "Blinky"...

@41 We have been waiting for you get back. There is only so much we can do by oursleves

What a spoiled brat!

Also, after the initial shock of her "transformation" I think I've decided she's still not close to hot. She looks better than she did a while ago, but she still is pretty fug.

I believe every word of this story. Especially the part where Brit starts talking like a Briton.

What is everyone complaining about, leather seats are much easier to clean off; it's much easier to wipe away her crotch rot.

hmm i bet the other passengers were just pretending to be angry. they probably let out a big sigh of relief when she yelled about getting off.

I bet if this disturbance had been caused by any law-abiding proper American he/she would've been arrested and charged with causing a disturbance on an aircraft. THAT IS WHAT TERRORISTS DO. She should be arrested thrown in prison and her children taken away from her.

ANYONE WHO DISAGREES is a fucking Al-quaeda sympathizing PIECE OF SHIT.

...or that's just another sign the story is fake...

Oh and I'm not trolling, kidding or being "superficial" had I been air marshall I'd have unloaded two 9mm clips to the back of her skull.

Nobody has the right to do what she did, it's not ALLOWED, it's a fucking crime.

SHE LOOKS LIKE NICK CARTER

yes fuckhead, the hangout is not as secret as it once was, but psychotic sea-mammals are still unwelcome.

Folks, please be patient with my son. He tends to be cranky because he has Irritable Bowel Syndrome. In many ways, I blame myself...but he was so damn tight as a 10-year-old!

Doesn't this bitch have money? The cheap tacky jewelry is not helping her look.

actually I dont think any expensive jewelry would help her look at this point. Maybe she should spend some cash on a face cleaner, those zits are gross.

To bad these airlines are pussies, it would be fun to put her on the "no fly" list.

God Damn I keep hitting the refresh button hoping to see something other than that stupid smile on Britney's face. when the FUCK are we going to get something else.

Wow, her assistant is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more beautiful than Britney. She REALLY puts Britney to shame if you ask me!

wow, if that story is true then she is a seriously selfish diva bitch. And she looks like trash here, nice fat rolls hanging off the sides. That outfit is hideous. But what do you expect from BS

One thing I'll never understand is why Britney always gets away w/ the lip syncing, and yet when Ashley simpson got busted once (not that I care for Ashley or think she's talented), everyone was all over her. Um, hello, tons of "performers" lip sync, espc Britney, so why not drag her thru the mud for it, she does it more than anyone else. Oh yeah, nice double chins in the pics Brit. She looks like such a tard in these photos with her little gold purse, too tight corset, nasty extensions, ugly shorts that give her alittle "manhood", I could go on and on but I'll shut it now.

Maybe she found out Lindsay Lohan had been on the plane earlier that day and she was afraid of catching Whore....oh wait.

One thing about these Casper-hued whores - they really know how to harvest the big nigs as bodyguards. Looks like they net 'em in Africa & ship 'em right over...

probably used up her coke stash that was supposed to last the whole flight before it even took off so she had to go score again

I agree with Barbidildoslim....
she should have been arrested..

I am so sick of these trashy
bitchez getting away with shit..

36, so you agree that it does make sense? no one said it was funny & clearly there are other ways to make it more humorous. calm down. better yet, make your own superfish knockoff site so we can all see how effing hilarous you think you are.

Booby troubles!

veryliberating.com

OMG, some of my friends were in Orlando
when this dumb bitch's disc skipped 5
times, they were boooooooing her..wish I could have been there to boooooooo her...

so funny, nice comback, if you know Madonna, Britney, then why didn't you learn something
about reinventing yourself..

you are so fuckin lazy to fake old songs that we already heard..WTF

poor girl, i might borrow her my learjet.

What a stupid bitch to put other people through shit just as they're getting ready to take off. Britney, you have just made millions more hate your ass, what a jerk.

@71 Andreea - Sorry we can not read your blog. Can you put up and english version or maybe some pictures of hot chicks from your country? And it would be lending her your learjet

#72 and all you other nobodies - you're not permitted to address me directly.

burp

@74 Do what you do best and blow me!!!

ok, apparently comments working now. BURP.

Sounds like those passengers got sorta lucky. Wouldn't you rather she get off the plane than have to deal with her at 30,000 feet? She'd try to open the door mid-flight and then squat down and take a dump in the galley area. And then she'd probably make people watch her try to "dance."

#76, based on her demonstrated lack of competence at, well, pretty much everything, I would think you wouldn't want her gaping piehole anywhere near your peener.

she DID steal it from the queen. i was there. i saw their nips. i'm still vomiting

OK.. I guess if you are so poor that you have to fly commercial airlines, as I do, you should come prepared

But what we need to realize is that when you do not have on any UNDERWEAR that cloth seats are a little gross up next to your crotch.

Kevin

Vote Yoda
www.voteyoda.com

as a long time fan ive finally come to terms that britney is a lost cause.
fans can only handle so much.
britney youre a huge fucking idiot and mostly a waste of life.

she really does look like nick carter...

If she delayed my flight like that, I'd have to skin her and make a skank rug. She rode K-fed and what? Can't handle non-leather seats?

i'd strangle her with the demo seatbelt -- insert metal tip into buckle and pull strap to tighten

#24, I was wondering about that too.

Also... look at her body guard. That guy is about eight feet tall. Wow!

NO BOOTS!!! NO BOOTS!!! NO BOOOOOOTS!!!!!

Why won't she die already...

Oh no.....look @ pic #6. Her toenails are nasty! They match her dirty stubby fingernails and we all know she chews those down to the bone! I bet she does the same to her chunky feet.

Britney Spears is a classic example of how money just can't buy class. Additionally, why did it disturb her holy-unhygenicness so much that the seats weren't made out of leather? Everytime she opens her legs she probably thinks she's by the sea. She probably DOES brush her teeth with a remote control, and uses vagisil for toothpaste. In her dreams that is, because that is the only place where she would ever even think about brushing her teeth to begin with.

Whats with her being called "in shape" or "newly buff" everywhere...

She so obviously isn't. Look at her neck, its like she has no jaw line. CUZ SHE IS STILL FUCKING FAT! She's such a piece of shit I so strongly wish she'd lose all her money, people that stupid shouldn't have the means to do whatever they want, its dangerous.

She's clearly lost total control of her mental faculties. Hello, impending breakdown! The comeback 'performances' are just the beginning.
No, actually, I guess they're somewhere in the middle...

Britney is not fat. She is just an idiot and doesn't know how to dress properly, so she wears bad clothes that make her look fat.

That shirt should not be seen within 45 feet of those shorts. Yuck.

I remember Britney. I remember.
http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image-pump/snake.jpg

http://www.the-planets.com/britney_spears/britney_spears_5_biography.jpg

that gold purse is soo annoying

Bad extensions, bad bad baaaddd make-up
who de fuk puts make-up on this freak??
isnt make-up suppose to make you prettier? not looking like some 40years old broad....

and doesnt she has money?? whats with all the cheap clothes....

#88, IN AGREEMENT!!!!!!!!!!! what is up w/ her nasty feet/toenails? She's like a canibal... TO HERSELF!

i mean come on, i really don't see how anyone calls this girl "beautiful". she's NASTY!

#74,Britney Spears,
like is a bitch..when your what 25 and you have already ruined your life...what a freakin joke you are, bitch...

This bald headed beotch needs to be put down to sleep. I mean with a lot of Valium dont get me wrong, its not like anyone actually wants to kill the fucker. Specially the people in that plane. Damn bitch is now causing mayhem in my town. She should be banned from public apearences. Fat and dressed like that and in that ugly ass wig. YUK!!!

Wow. She keeps figuring out new ways to be ugly. Her friend is actually hotter than she.

Um dont take me wrong but I dont think shes cute. photoshop made her cute. not natural beauty.

And Yeah, she DOES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO look like NICK CARTER.. jaja

i don't know if somebody noticed something new!?!?Moronic Smile on her face :s

You really have to be talented to make yourself look THIS bad. *shudders*

I'm not sure I believe that story much. I mean, how could a chick that walks into a public bathroom barefoot suddenly have such discriminating taste?

And is it just me or does Britney seem more manly lately? Something about those shoulders, arms and her back...weird.

Listen .. Britney is a 'star' and whatever it takes to get the brightest spotlight, that's where she (or any 'star' 'celeb') wants to be.

Britney Spears is using the best of whatshe can offer to keep her in the spotlight, whether it's because she's gained weight, shaved her head, found making out with a different guy for the 3rd time in any particular week.
The fact that she stopped a flight because it didn't have the seats (leather?) that she wanted/expected is taking the whole celeb thing too far. I mean .. in the grand scheme of things, who the hell IS Britney Spears and what the hell has she done to contribute or bring awareness to anything other than herself? Does she even know, for example, where Darfur is and what the people of that country, who aren't lucky enough to have the option of jetting off here and there, willy nilly, leather seats or not, go through on a daily basis? (doing things which are as basic as finding food, shelter, warmth, etc.)
People like Britney Spears make me sick, because they've lost touch with reality (or perhaps never even knew what 'reality' really is)
Britney, grow up and stop acting up. You have two young children that need your guidance .. at the very least to keep them grounded and grow into be people who are a part of a functioning society and who are not parasites, sucking and leeching the (proverbial) blood of their 'stardom', which they didn't ask for in the first place.

Britney, get your shit together and be a mom, because a good mom will juggle her career and her parental role in sync, helping it blend together so that a balance is created.

Britney .... GROW UP!