May 25 2007Angelina Jolie turned Brad Pitt into a nerd

Yes! I've always wanted to be first

In fairness, she did promise to give him his penis back for a few hours when they got home.

hah!

Her arms could not look any thinner. She can spear for fish with those things.

Why is she with this pasty whey faced geek. What happened to the MEN she used to be with. They might have been brutes, but they were MEN damn it. (Imagine a gorilla thumping his chest now) MEN! MEN! MEN!

Remember when he looked like this? It was only 5 years ago!

This looks like a lost page from that children's book "Are You my Mommy?"

Oh, if he only had a soul.

BART GET OUT, I'M PISS

Angelina is still beautiful but OMG those hands. Its like she is 90. Plus it's ok to be thin but when the boobs suffer you have gone too far.

Yellow is NOT her color. I don't know what her color is, does "I have your balls in my handbag" have a color?

#6 - FUCK MAN! THAT WAS THE NASTIEST FUCKING THNG I'VE EVER SEEN. HE WAS STILL CONSCIOUS TOO!! Don't do that ever again. please?
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Poor Poor Brad. He didn't know what he was getting into when he hooked up with Angie. She was crazy years ago, and she's only getting worse as time goes by. From what I have read and the pictures of her, it seems she only cares about adopting kids until she runs out of money and throwing up every piece of food that passes her huge lips. I bet the wild, kinky sex went out the window a long time ago and now he thinks "this is NOT what I signed up for". He should have stayed with good ol' Jen.

whatever. she's not crazy, he's not crazy. they are probably hands down some of the happiest people on earth.

Were these photos taken in a wax museum?

first of all, angelina looks gorgeous. way too thin, but you can't deny she looks gorgeous.

brad, on the other hand, looks like freaking ken from ken and barbie. he basically had his soul sucked out by angelina.

bring him back! hahah.

:(

you are so fucking stupid for judging someone based on what the tabloids say.
apart from that, her hands are nasty & HATING the hair, but i think her dress is g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s.

oh, and #6- thanks for destroying a little part of my soul.

#6 I almost tossed my cookies over that! NOT cool man!

I give them 2 more years, max. I mean, come on, she's bi, how's that gonna work? Unless Brads into threesomes. But then someone usually gets jealous somewhere along the line. It seems like every woman Brad is with, he just likes to hand over the reigns...a real "yes dear" type of guy. And like he kind of morphs into a male version of them, and does what they do and looks like they look. Strange for a guy that could have had anyone. Although I never saw what the big deal was abt him; usually found him to be kind of fugly. She is beautiful (proof in physical form that life is NOT fair!)but I think she does have a bit of a strange figure. Not bad, just strange. I say she's got some sort of eating disorder. But beautiful nonetheless, and makes me green w/ envy to have her face!

Jolie makes me wanna puke. She's disgusting.

She looks ok from the waist up, those full body shots are scary. I don't know what happened to her, she used to be so pretty, I would've turned lesbo for her, but now...not so much.

Nerd? HE´S HOT HOT HOT!!! Dayum!!!

Jeffrey Dahmer was a weird, crazy son of a bitch.

Those veiny man-hands make me shudder in disgust. Bleck.

only a truly hot man can put on a nerd costume and still look delicious.

IT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE ROBERT REDFORD.

ok, i just looked at all this pics and came to the conclusion that she is anorexic and he is seriously miserable. In fact,they both look unhappy. I sense trouble in paradise.You can have all the money in the world, be gorgeous, and still life sucks?!!! Life is Bizarre! But I think she has serious issues, espc w/ her Dad and w/ feeling guilt over eating when there are so many starving kids in the world. Brads probably like "what the hell did I get myself into?!! I just wanted to be a dad! crap!!!" I see them parting ways and him taking Shiloh.

i liked her better when she was fat, it looked sexy on her. she had fat in the right places, and now she has skinny in all the wrong places, like her shoulders/arms/face

poor brad isn't aging well at ALL. and daaaamn she's skinny. her bones are poking out of her skin.

hey if youre gonna be pussy whipped, why not by one of the top pussies in hollywood? haha

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Fish, you're such a mouth breather. Brad looks great. And he probably was the kid you stole lunch money from. Everyone knows that the nerds win out in the end. Those dolts who pushed the nerds around peak in high school then become beer gut carryin'

He looks pretty good. Not scruffy and delicious, more sophisticated looking. She's a beautiful succubis type nymph. They have problems, just like any couple. Nobody is happy all the time, no matter who you are with.

No way. He looks way hot - he looks totally classic. Rar!

Why does his face look like it's been sculpted? I agree with the wax museum comment, something's a bit off.

Maybe too much botox?

#19: I've been saying this about Pitt for years--that he is a personality adopter. Goes all the way back to Juliette Lewis, at least. The personality he picked up from her was "good actor." Pretty much lost that when they broke up..

Brad Pitt, is hot as hell! I don't care what costumey get up he has on! I would/will do him anytime! I think that Angelina, is crazy as hell! I don't see how they get down! She's so damn skinny, it looks like he'll break her in half!(i hope)

Brad has always liked women that push him around, look at the women he's been with Gweneth, Anniston, Angie.

But he doesn't look like a nerd in the slightest, he looks dashing.

Angie is beauty is exceeded only by her insanity. To call her "insanely pretty" is an understatment twice over

She's perfect. You can watch the blood pulse through her rope-like veins as she gives you hand-jobs. Then while she's jerking you off and you think of something you need at the store, you can write your shopping list on her with permanent ink and she won't mind at all.

eck, her hands are making me sick. I know old ladies who have prettier hands than that. Her face is still pretty though, maybe she should wear gloves.

She's still hot, though she does look like she needs a decent meal or two. But Brad's getting the William Shatner face...eek.

So are they admitting they are a couple yet?

Brad likes being submissive. I bet Angelina has a whip and paddle at home. "Yes Mistress"

Oh god, you're right, he's looking more like a nerd yet more importantly- and his age is starting to show keeping up with those damn safari children. No Brad, No!

Nerds are mammals too...

Brad never looked SO miserable in his life. He used to smile so big when he was with Jennifer Aniston, but now that he is stuck with this man eater and her ever growing brood of children... RUN BRAD RUN!!!!!

#29 - its probably from all the blood swapping with Billy Bob Thornton - yuk!

these two are attention whores who probably are bored with each other at the end of the day.

Guilt will always trail them no matter where they go. started off on deceit and will end ugly.

Moral of day - leave married men alone and get your own.

jolie is guilty as hell to use children to convince and attract someone else's spouse.

ugly, henious act.

Look at those hands. A few more years and she'll be the Crypt Keeper.

There something wrong with her arms... Not only because they seem to have highways on them, but because they are too long... She can scratch her toes like a usual being scratch is butt.

She didn't turn Brad Pitt into a nerd, she turned him into a pussy. and gave him a "make-under." all she needs to do now is dress him up gothic and dye his hair black, and the Brangelina Clan will be complete

He looks good, but totally broken by that knife-wielding, psychotic, blown-heroin-veined skunkpussy. Before long, he's gonna be fat, and will receive notice of his impending divorce through Angelina's attorney, and will have to fight tooth and nail just to see his biological kids. He's gonna be just like Bruce Willis in DEATH BECOMES HER, and that's fucking sad.

ANGIE HAS ACNE

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=angelina-brad-cannes&pic=brad-angelina-cannes-2007-14.jpg

AND AN 80 YEAR OLD BIKER CHICK'S BODY

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=angelina-brad-cannes&pic=brad-angelina-cannes-2007-21.jpg

AND HIDEOUS FAKE HAIR LIKE PARIS HILTON

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=angelina-brad-cannes&pic=brad-angelina-cannes-2007-27.jpg

Angie please explainto me how died brassy fake hair looks nice with pasty saggy old lady skin or how highlighter yellow is flattering to old grandma skin.

But most of all could you explain to me how much of an advocate you are for world poverty and while you are explaining I'll just look at your 25 carat diamond ring that could feed all the starving children in America.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=angelina-brad-cannes&pic=brad-angelina-cannes-2007-19.jpg

I always thought she looked like an insect, but she's actually sucking the life out of poor Brad! You got my number, you know who to call, sweetie...

Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman in hollywood today, hands down. Brangelina= super hot couple, you cannot deny their obvious chemistry. Say what you want about Britney, Lohan, Mischa and all the other wanna-be, class-less "stars" but you cannot deny Jolie's grace, philanthropic spirit and her timeless beauty. And if you do, you are fucking jealous AS HELL.

Just outta curiosity, I'd be interested in seeing the photos of those folks who are especially critical about their appearance and see how they might stack up. Sure, she's too skinny, and has large hands (most tall women do), yadda, yadda, but Brange sure do make Hollywood a little more interesting than your Brittany, Paris, Lindsay, "yawn" bunch any ole day. Why else would you "haters" be on this blog anyway? God do I wish that Paris would go away!

Maybe it's just me......but I think a beautiful gown loses a little something when tattoos are hanging out of it. Ick.

She's not the most beautifull, she's got too many manly features. Her face is too square and big.

#6, what's wrong with you?

#57,

Your post is the kind of defensive rant that only an ugly and/or fat chick would come up with. Either way, I think there's a slight chance that might be posting in the wrong forum.

#57 - I'll take your challenge, any day. Now why don't you post a picture of yourself? Or are you afraid?

Angelina used to be my goddess of choice in the Tomb Raider days when she was plump and curvy and toned.

Now she is looking worse and worse, way too skinny and not happy at all.
Could be the whole rasing kids thing doesn't really suit her, but she has an image to uphold as super mommy.

Still a pretty face for the most part, but hug body issues are making me wonder if that Borderline Personality isn't affecting her and Brad in ways us normal folk do not understand. She's mellowed out a bit with motherhood, but "crazy Angie" seems just lurking under the surface ready to explode.

Eva Mendes is the new jaw dropping lust goddess in Hollywood IMHO.

*dick explodes*
fuck daaaaaaaaaaamn she's so insanely fucking hot and stunning!! Hottest and most beautiful mainstream actress by FAR, she gives me a raging erection the moment my eyes are lucky enough to see her insanely hot stunning self.
Thanks for these pictures Superfish. I need a Kleenex.

her arms and back of her elbows look like old lady arms.......yuck growing old must be a bitch

i think i can understand why men find this woman attractive, her lips maybe...i guess having lips that look vaginal is attractive. very smart. not.

angelina jolie has to be the most over rated unattractive, gangly, large faced, long faced woman i have seen in the history of my being. i will never understand American and Western views over this woman. shame on all who have bad taste in women. you might as well be into 18 year old thin boys, or horses.

Tom Ford (gucci,ysl) dressed him you nut case. This site sucks, i'm never coming here agian!

Now I feel bad after looking at this pic. Are those swollen lymph nodes? Maybe she is sick.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=angelina-brad-cannes&pic=brad-angelina-cannes-2007-13.jpg

SHE LOOKS USED UP! SHE HAS MAN HANDS AND ARMS! EVERYONE ALREADY HIT THAT!!!!Her face still is pretty, but she needs to gain like 40lbs.

Nobody will ever be able to convince me that Angelina Ugly is classy or smart. She's a fucking waste of time and just an ugly, ugly, creature.

Angelina is the hottest chick ever, but in pic 9 & 10 shes trying to hard. When sexy people try to be sexy, they look ... ugh kinda awkward. Brad sucks though.

My god, they're both so insanely inhumanly stunningly beautiful. It's like they're perfectly manufactured humanoid androids or something!

"Brad. Out of the picture!!"
"Let's take pictures of the pretty yellow vulture!!"

Ick.

It's always tacky to wear an elegant dress and have tattoos showing.

I am sorry but Why cant you all leave brad and angelina alone, I thin they are a good match.

The lizard part of my brain says "ooooh gorgeous angeee. wanna hump", but my frontal lobe doesn't like a chick that looks so smug all teh time and mainly sees effective plastic surgery under that retro-raquel-welch hairdo.

Love the 60's bombshell hairstyle (shades of a brunette bardot), the yellow couture, and the smokey eye makeup (on Angie not Brad), but no one will ever convince me that her features are totally natural or that she and Brad are a "happy family".
I wish them luck, though...

For all of you people insulting this couple, I would love to know the history of your lives and what you look like. That is if you're over the age of 12, which I doubt. I admit I'm old, fat and ugly but even having said that, I would never put myself out there the way Angelina Jolie has and be incredibly honest about her sometimes messed up life. That's exactly why I like her. I like him because of "Fight Club", "Thelma and Louise", "A River Runs Through It" and the list goes on. And because he likes her.

She is way to skinny and veins sticking out,
and gosh those hands. Brad doesn't even
look the same. He has aged so much. They
sure don't look happy to me. Brad use to
smile. He's probably thinking I have about
18 yrs before I will be done with this. He
is a nerd.

Pretty, empty vessels into which is poured new personalities, as needed. Also, I just noticed that the comments on this page now have to be "relevant" or "appropriate". Since when? Sounds like the lawyers got involved on this one.

Agree, they are empty vessels....they are actors (lousy ones). They are media whores and should not be taken seriously. But they are very effective in making money out of millions of ignorant idiots that watch their crappy movies, follow their staged "affair" and listen to their "philanthropic" blah blah bla.

#78 It's pretty silly to come to a gossip site that says specifically it's about poking holes in the celebrity illusions, and post a dull, preachy scolding of people for doing just what the site states it is for.

There are Brangie fan clubs. Go to one of those.

"observer" (#78) you think Jolie is "incredibly honest"... like "I would never be with a married man" and "Shiloh was an accident"? What a hoot.

Their stylists were clearly aiming for an "old hollywood" glamour and I think that they pretty much achieved that look for them . Too bad the wax melts in direct sunlight.

She looks stunning! And I sooo want a dress exactly like hers! Volunteers? ;) She has very ugly arms though. Sorry, but I just *had* to say it, for I was desperately looking for some flaw - any flaw! - for ages. So... I simply had to spit it out. Brad's face is looking weird (and that was extremely easy to spot!).

"Honey, I'd like to be incredibly honest with you.."

*BANG*

As much as I like bashing celebs, these are two people I cannot bring myself to bash. Angelina is gorgeous, always has been (although I must admit, she's been looking a little too thin of late; get some meat back on your bones, girl). Ditto Brad.

I don't really care for what goes on in their personal lives - that's their business, not mine. But hey, at least I don't get a skankho vibe from either of them. Unlike, of course, our teen heroines like Paris, Lindsay & Nicole. Real classy, those three.

And #6: YOU SICK SHIT.

Austin: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa: No.
Austin: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa: No.
Austin: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa: Hmm.
Austin: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa: Okay, that'll do.
Austin: Okay.

So her hands aren't perfect...maybe it's because she doesn't live a sheltered life and gets down and dirty when she has enough money to not have to.

Wow, I think they both look fantastic! Most gorgeous Hollywood couple ever.

Brad should just exhale and realize, though Angelina has a humanitarian spirit she's the wrong match for him.

Am sure he misses the nice breezy, less exposed days with Jennifer. I still can't imagine what happened-- every time you would see a photo with Brad and Jen (even sounds better) they would be smiling or holding hands. You can tell Jennifer is more affectionate.

Angelina's Crazy. Anytime your father say's your crazy on national television, you have issues. It's not as if Jon Voight a media whore. He said it was his only recourse.

How can you be crazy in 2002 and recover so quickly--Only Hollywood. I mean she's disturbed:

Why
She used to cut herself, she wore her first husbands name in blood at the wedding, she married Billy Bob, she kissed her brother, she would cut herself, she adopts kids every year--one doesn't speak English--How does she think it makes the other kids feel every year she's bringing new kid home. It's like "what I wasn't good enough mommy" Imagine how Maddox feels I hope he's doing ok, He was the first and now, she's bringing the world home. She's a nice. God Bless her but she never recovered from those EMOTIONAL problems her dad spoke about.

I didn't know Angelina Jolie is married to Robert Redford.

Oh my god, she is so skinny. Someone like Angelina, with her gorgeous face and dark eyes and hair, needs to be voluptuous and sensual - she had dieted herself down to frail and old-looking. Please, Angelina, chocolate is your friend....!

Hey No hablo ingles:D

her mascara is clumpy. yes. clumpy.

For the drooling fans who think it makes some difference if they jump to Brangie's defense ("Maybe ANgeline will rad this and want to have lunch with mee!!"), here's the link to the Official Angeline Jolie Fan club:
http://www.futuristicwebsites.com/AngelinaJolie/TheClub.php

For the rest of us...it's kinda gnice that there's a site where people who don't have sobbing orgasms over pictures of the daring duo can chat.

#88 what you call "not living a sheltered life"? Staying in 5-star hotel suites most of us will never see. Being chaufferred around. Having housekeepers, cooks, and nannies for the kids. Taking flights of private jets.... and plastic surgery to twek her features. That's not Sheltered?!

Save your kudos for someone who works two jobs to feed and clothe her kids and keep a roof over their heads and still manages to love them solidly. She might not get to go to Cannes an mug for cameras but, hey, you might catch her at one of her kids ball games.

I really just think shes drop dead gorgeous physically - OK 'cepting the hands, he is what somebody else says earlier - a personality adapter he looks like shyt at the moment but I never did have the hots for him.

Anyway you look at it Angelina Jolie is a beautiful woman. Brad is the other thing.

this couple is the finest Hollywood has ever seen....they are beautiful and so generous with helping people...

ALL U OTHER RICH BASARDS IN HOLLYWOOD R NOTHING BUT CHEAP ASSHOLEZ WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELVES....BRITTNEY, LOHAN, ETC..
THE LIST GOES ON...

ALL THE LOVE FOR BRAD & ANGELINA & CHILDREN

JENNIFER ANISTON, WHAT A STUPID BITCH....

These two are b-o-r-i-n-g and do not bring out the best in each other.

I liked Angie back in her semi-goth, raw edged days. At least she wasn't quite as smug and pretentious.

Brad is a nerd. I hear he is now a desperate househusband. What in the heck
happened to that man.......

Wow.

#99, you a crazy mofo.

I can't believe you guys. OK so he doesn't joke around like a 12 year old boy anymore and you know why? He's grown up! Grown ups can be serious sometimes! He's the father of four and he's involved with all of these important causes and he has said himself that NOTHING compares to the life he's got now. I read an interview with him from his last year with Aniston and it really was the saddest thing. He was like making a couple of jokes, then talked about how he liked to surf, and how he was thinking of maybe redecorating his house because he was a really intersted in architecture and felt it was time to "do something with his life". And how he and Aniston weren't ready for kids in their relationship yet. And he was 40 YEARS OLD! People CHANGE as the MATURE, not because someone's got someone's balls in their handbag. Everyone knows that except for really shallow people (like, for example, Aniston, 37 years old and still everybody's favourite girl next door. God.).

Turned him into a nerd or into Val Kilmer?

Jesus, who did her hair, the blob?!

She looks like Belle from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

Not that Brad looks like a beast, but ya, Angie looks like Belle.

#55 was NOT me!!! What the FUCK!!??!!!

Sure Angelina is beautiful except her dry , flaky fish lips ) but I still think she is a crazy , psycho bitch ! who believes her own lies !

Brad is just .... a dumb ass !

No ! I'm not a J.A fan either :)

Wearing colour...for the first time in recent memory...SCENE STEALER!!!!
A good forum to discuss the way that these two manipulate the media is:
http://www.medialady.proboards105.com/

Give the girl a break she just lost her mother bout a month ago thats why she's so skinny, have a freaking heart. You people who are judging her are a bunch of losers who have nothing to do but to bash people you don't know but i'm pretty sure you know everything about them when your read the magazines huh? which are crap. GET A LIFE

Why are the veins on her arms bulging out like that? She needs to stop pumping iron 4 hours a day and put some moisturizer on instead, or something.

I'll fuck them both.......Hot!!!!!

#90

I agree. As much as I adore her as an actress and think she is beautiful, I think Angelina is compensating for some serious inner turmoil.

She was a text-book case of Borderline Personality Syndrome and from what we know she is not on meds or in intense therapy.

She excelled in Girl Interuppted becuase she was working out her inner demons. I believe she even disclosed that in a few interviews back in the those days.

BPD does not go away on it's own but manifest in ways such as stealing husbands, impulsive adopting of children, taking on world saving causes, whic are all a way of distracting oneself from the emptiness and pain inside.

Kind of like putting band-aids
on internal bleeding.

Brad has never been emotionally intelligent in my opinion and has the look of a confused and sad little boy as of late.

I don't think he is/was aware of what he got himself into.

Hollywood for the most part are a bunch of manipulative crazies with good looks and the charm to make us love them despite their problems.

That, said, I wish them and their children well, but it's a long hard road out of inner hell.

Watch her being interviewed by James Lipton on Inside the Actors Studio, Season 11, Episode 1114. Original Airdate: June 5, 2005

You can probably find it online somewhere or torrent it.

After watching you will find Angelina is a deep and complex woman but there are obviously still some really unresolved issues from childhood there.

Adopting kids you have other people raise for you and a mediorce marriage to a sex symbol is never going to solve them.

However, sometimes being in a stable relationship and parenthood tends to help even the "craziest" get a grip on reality.

Whoever has written the article is very funny!Congratulations

SCARY ARMS ALERT!

woop woop!

jolie as the creepy crypt keeper.
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/05/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-oceans-13-08.jpg

What's all the fuss about? All I see are two bad actors who have passed their sell by date. Go and fade into oblivion please.

To Jolie, you're an actress not an adoption agency.

To Brad, cant you get an attractive woman? What's going on, is ugly the new black?

#102==Y R U using
my auntz name?

I wish someone would give my penis back, ... it's a hard sell pretending to be a stud when you're packing a dick that looks like a large clitoris. It sucks to be me, ...

#117 - Since when is adopting kids who are in need a bad thing? At least she's trying to make a difference. Everyone is complaining about how she only adopt outside the U.S sorry but adoption in the U.S is hard plus, kids from Africa and such live in far worst condition than in the U.S. So before YOU or ANYONE judge on what she wants to do with her life and try to help others in the world you shouldn't talk. Maybe you can try and cough up millions of dollars and open your home to people in need.

#117 I love you. You made me literally laugh out loud, and I logged on in a grim mood. Your post is hilarious but so true, too.

Brad is getting old, he's starting to look like a Kennedy.

personally, i'm a shade weary of the my shit don't stink master of the universe diva act. people become ugly when they begin to believe their own hype. angelina's a bit rough trade for my taste. i feel sorry for pitt, the poor son of a bitch. he woke up one morning with his balls chained and tied to the floor and didn't know what hit him.

She'll never be Jennifer Aniston!!

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/05/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-oceans-13-04.jpg

it's the "ha- i-stole-your-man" look... i don't like it.. i don't like her. i've never liked her..

her arms are gross.. wtf... EAT SOMETHING!!!!!!

And Brad, I did have more respect for him before he hooked up with her.

He doesn't look happy.. he looks to be under her "control"

I wish I knew why most of you think she is so damn hot, so I could make fun of you too. She is the nastiest hose-beast 'celebrity' to walk the planet. I'd rather do Rosie ODonnell's elephant ass than this skankytwat Jolie.
And, I'd only do Rosie after sucking on the business end of a shotgun.

She's 32ish. That sort of thing happens to your skin as you age. No, 32 is not old by any means, but as you age your skin loses it's elasticity and your veins become more prenounced. It happens to some people at a younger age than others and I think it is exaggerated on her because she's become so alarmingly thin. She still has a beautiful face, but looks very ill without her former curves.

I am much younger but after seeing these pictures I will be moisturizing my elbows every damn day.

Brad Shitt looks downright emotionally worn out, I think her "antics" are starting to exhaust him. They do not look "happy" and "so in love", she looks happy but happy like a crazy person looks after they painted their walls with poo. She's got that insane look in her eye. Stupid UGLY Brad, why on earth would you EVER settle down with a girl like Angie. She is not meant for that.

I wish them all the KARMA their lives can take. Oh abnd I aint no Jen fan either, since many mental midgets are under the impression you have to pick a team. I loath celebrities, these fotards just top my list. Even above paris Hilton, because at least she is what she is ( a worthless brainless slut) but these assholes pretend to be the most honorable people on earth and it's sickening (I know mayny people who have done more with less and NEVER EVER brag about it). Once and for all assholes you cannot be advocates of world poverty and live a lavish lifestyle of mansions, private planes and jewels. STUPID HYPOCRITES, I love how much they love to talk about their "good deeds" when some people do great things annonymously because they don't NEED recognition. Brad and Angie are happy to talk about anything that is flattering but when it comes to mistakes they've made or lies they've told it's off limits and they REFUSE to own up to it. You can't have it both ways shitfaces, luckily many people aren't stupid enough to fall for the act.
If you buy yourself and island because you are a HUGE environmental advocate and you put that island under a dome and turn it into a clean paradise where you and your family live in peace are you really making the WORLD a better place or are you just making YOUR LITTLE WORLD a better place? Think about it.

I don't know why no one mentions her obvious plastic surgery: her breasts never get smaller, no matter how thin she is, her nose looks like a text book case of rhinoplasty, her lips....Why do we harass poor Jen for the same things? Also, what the hell with the kids? It is not healthy for kids to get a new one every 6 months, and why does she change all their names? Are they not human beings? And why does she think she needs to get one that looks like one of the others? What a strange character.

So she has 5 children?

Come on, nice try, but you can't put one over on us. These were taken at Madame Tussaud's, right?

I'd hit it. Either one of them. Or both. I'm not real crazy about Angelina's hair here either, but whatevs.
Brad is starting to lose his looks though.

Iamsosmart, you certainly are because that was a brilliant post. Couldn't be more true. You totally read these two idiotic fools when so many other people are simply blinded by the fact that they are celebrities.

Happy Birthday to Brad & Angelina's baby Shiloh yesterday! She ate her birthday cake in Cannes. Here's something fun about Shiloh... an astrology reading on video that predicts who her future husband will be and when she'll get married, www.flownetworkproductions.com/shilohioliepitt.htm

I predict that the bad boyfriend at 18 will be Michael Joseph Consuelos (Kelly Ripa's son), and that the good husband at age 28 will be Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr. (Michael Jackson's son). I figure by that time Mike Jr. will have had enough therapy that he will make a good husband. Both of these guys are ten years older than Shiloh. (When you watch the video, this will make more sense.) What does everyone else think?

Brad probably takes it up the ass. Not that it's a problem but you know how it is. I do.

Brad has nasty acne scars, but he's a pretty good actor. Angelina is too stupid to scar her scrawny body with even halfway decent tattoos and her Multicoloured Baby of the Month Club schtick will wear real thin once those kids hit the tweens. Shiloh's pretty cute though. Let's hope beauty counts for something in this crazy world.

Angelina must turn into a HOTSHOT lesbian. I'd love to ask: why the HELL not? Without your person Brad is still a NERD. But with you on in front he is a SUPER-NERD. So leave him alone and start lesbian tricks. Because you want to act a bit like a man but you have a pussy-problem. Jenn Aniston is absolutly th right woman for you. Courtney Cox can also join the party, right? and you can do your own thing........without the NERD!

anyone notice two white squares on each side of her stomach? you can kind of see them through the dress... anyone have a guess as to what they could be?

@54, iamsosmrt. If Angeline Jolie looks like your grandma, well, then, I'd like to fuck your grandmother. Seriously.

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Ok. Can't stand Jolie, never could. I think she's a stupid, hideous pretender. Adoption? Does anyone else think it's a little odd that no other country besides ours has some children who are less than perfect physically? She's forced to adopt physically appealing children. Good thing the 3rd world has already provided for all children with phycial limitations. Wouldn't want any of those to muddy up the perfect line-up she's created, would we?

I really think Brad looks gorgeous. He reminds me of Robert Redford in his prime. Yum!!

As for Angelina, she has lost a lot of weight since her mother died. I can't really fault her for that. Grief will suck the life right out of you for a while.

I love the pair, and it seems they have a special bond. There is so much more to Angelina than those little party whores running around doing nothing but getting drunk and checking in and out of rehab. It's refreshing. She has really set the bar for philanthropy in Hollyweird.

He looks like Val Kilmer, y/n?

She's one of the few actresses out there who's beauty hype I agree with. Granted she may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I am not into the whole plainly European look either. And when I say plain I mean Gwyneth Paltrow/Micha Barton generic features plain. Believe it or not, full lips are actually attractive. I know its crazy talk but I'm sure people aren't actually PAYING to get them thinned out. As for Brad, he's not too bad. It's funny to hear people say he looks old yet George Clooney gets by without a jab? Please.

i love angelina and brad pitt together.. they are so perfect couple.. others may not agree with me but.. they are so perfect with each other.. i love the way they care about each other and respect each other.. i wish that they will last 4ever.. nd ever.. message for angelina and brad: "please stay to each other and love each other.. 4ever.. i love you so much brad nd angie.."

brad please dont leave angie.. coz u both are perfect and love each other forever.. stay what u r brad and u too angie.. coz im so proud that im ur fan.. im a die hard fan of angie and she's mah idol.. shes so pretty and very sexy.. i love the way she project on the camera.. if i have an opportunity i want to be like angie.. so please brad staY with angie forever and for the sake of shilo.. whatever happens dont ever let go of her do evrything to please her..

angelina jolie and brad pitt aRe the greatest golden couple nd very stylist couple ive evr seen.. they are perfect with each other..

Looks like Brad is unhappy with Angie.

She is the most wonderfull and beautifull woman i have sett my eyes on .
One of my Fantasy is just to see her and also hear here voice i want her to know that her lips is one of the most perfect creature on earth each time i pray i always thanks God for creating such a beautifull queen .
please i will like to have her direct contact and also for her to read this mail that all i want .

martins

She is the most wonderfull and beautifull woman i have sett my eyes on .
One of my Fantasy is just to see her and also hear here voice i want her to know that her lips is one of the most perfect creature on earth each time i pray i always thanks God for creating such a beautifull queen .
please i will like to have her direct contact and also for her to read this mail that all i want .

martins

Why a "nerd"? The 50s is back in style - slim suits, skinny ties, hair parts... I mean, look at DiNozzo on NCIS for example. Call it "nerd" if you like, but he's actually very *now*.

You're just uninformed. Which is ironic for a celebrity "news" site.

P.S. Get rid of the spam. A site which doesn't include a "Spam" report link on its comments pages is so-o-o-o 3-years-ago. Join us in the year 2009, won't you?