May 25 2007Angelina Jolie turned Brad Pitt into a nerd
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted on the red carpet of the Ocean's 13 premiere at the Cannes Film Festival Thursday. Angelina looked like her usual self, but Brad showed up looking like that kid in elementary school I used to take lunch money from and give wedgies. Although to be fair, I basically did that to every single person at my school, including the teachers and principal. Being 6'2" at the age of 12 and having tree trunks for arms sort of helped. Drink your milk, kids.
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1. Nics - May 25, 2007 3:17 PM
Yes! I've always wanted to be first
2. RichPort - May 25, 2007 3:18 PM
In fairness, she did promise to give him his penis back for a few hours when they got home.
3. schack - May 25, 2007 3:19 PM
hah!
4. BryBry - May 25, 2007 3:19 PM
Her arms could not look any thinner. She can spear for fish with those things.
5. adeliza - May 25, 2007 3:22 PM
Why is she with this pasty whey faced geek. What happened to the MEN she used to be with. They might have been brutes, but they were MEN damn it. (Imagine a gorilla thumping his chest now) MEN! MEN! MEN!
6. Babylon - May 25, 2007 3:23 PM
Remember when he looked like this? It was only 5 years ago!
7. Liz - May 25, 2007 3:23 PM
This looks like a lost page from that children's book "Are You my Mommy?"
Oh, if he only had a soul.
8. Guy - May 25, 2007 3:26 PM
BART GET OUT, I'M PISS
9. hollaback - May 25, 2007 3:28 PM
Angelina is still beautiful but OMG those hands. Its like she is 90. Plus it's ok to be thin but when the boobs suffer you have gone too far.
10. Dirty Disher - May 25, 2007 3:29 PM
Yellow is NOT her color. I don't know what her color is, does "I have your balls in my handbag" have a color?
11. wedgeone - May 25, 2007 3:30 PM
#6 - FUCK MAN! THAT WAS THE NASTIEST FUCKING THNG I'VE EVER SEEN. HE WAS STILL CONSCIOUS TOO!! Don't do that ever again. please?
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12. kini - May 25, 2007 3:31 PM
Poor Poor Brad. He didn't know what he was getting into when he hooked up with Angie. She was crazy years ago, and she's only getting worse as time goes by. From what I have read and the pictures of her, it seems she only cares about adopting kids until she runs out of money and throwing up every piece of food that passes her huge lips. I bet the wild, kinky sex went out the window a long time ago and now he thinks "this is NOT what I signed up for". He should have stayed with good ol' Jen.
13. schack - May 25, 2007 3:34 PM
whatever. she's not crazy, he's not crazy. they are probably hands down some of the happiest people on earth.
14. havoc - May 25, 2007 3:35 PM
Were these photos taken in a wax museum?
15. temp - May 25, 2007 3:35 PM
first of all, angelina looks gorgeous. way too thin, but you can't deny she looks gorgeous.
brad, on the other hand, looks like freaking ken from ken and barbie. he basically had his soul sucked out by angelina.
bring him back! hahah.
:(
16. liz - May 25, 2007 3:35 PM
you are so fucking stupid for judging someone based on what the tabloids say.
apart from that, her hands are nasty & HATING the hair, but i think her dress is g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s.
17. schack - May 25, 2007 3:35 PM
oh, and #6- thanks for destroying a little part of my soul.
18. kini - May 25, 2007 3:35 PM
#6 I almost tossed my cookies over that! NOT cool man!
19. captain obvious - May 25, 2007 3:37 PM
I give them 2 more years, max. I mean, come on, she's bi, how's that gonna work? Unless Brads into threesomes. But then someone usually gets jealous somewhere along the line. It seems like every woman Brad is with, he just likes to hand over the reigns...a real "yes dear" type of guy. And like he kind of morphs into a male version of them, and does what they do and looks like they look. Strange for a guy that could have had anyone. Although I never saw what the big deal was abt him; usually found him to be kind of fugly. She is beautiful (proof in physical form that life is NOT fair!)but I think she does have a bit of a strange figure. Not bad, just strange. I say she's got some sort of eating disorder. But beautiful nonetheless, and makes me green w/ envy to have her face!
20. Ooba Gooba - May 25, 2007 3:37 PM
Jolie makes me wanna puke. She's disgusting.
21. amber - May 25, 2007 3:38 PM
She looks ok from the waist up, those full body shots are scary. I don't know what happened to her, she used to be so pretty, I would've turned lesbo for her, but now...not so much.
22. Poroleishon - May 25, 2007 3:39 PM
Nerd? HE´S HOT HOT HOT!!! Dayum!!!
23. Fifth Stooge - May 25, 2007 3:40 PM
Jeffrey Dahmer was a weird, crazy son of a bitch.
24. crystal - May 25, 2007 3:43 PM
Those veiny man-hands make me shudder in disgust. Bleck.
25. schack - May 25, 2007 3:43 PM
only a truly hot man can put on a nerd costume and still look delicious.
26. Emily - May 25, 2007 3:45 PM
IT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE ROBERT REDFORD.
27. captain obvious - May 25, 2007 3:46 PM
ok, i just looked at all this pics and came to the conclusion that she is anorexic and he is seriously miserable. In fact,they both look unhappy. I sense trouble in paradise.You can have all the money in the world, be gorgeous, and still life sucks?!!! Life is Bizarre! But I think she has serious issues, espc w/ her Dad and w/ feeling guilt over eating when there are so many starving kids in the world. Brads probably like "what the hell did I get myself into?!! I just wanted to be a dad! crap!!!" I see them parting ways and him taking Shiloh.
28. mrlithium - May 25, 2007 3:50 PM
i liked her better when she was fat, it looked sexy on her. she had fat in the right places, and now she has skinny in all the wrong places, like her shoulders/arms/face
29. CHA - May 25, 2007 3:53 PM
poor brad isn't aging well at ALL. and daaaamn she's skinny. her bones are poking out of her skin.
30. innerdrama.com - May 25, 2007 3:57 PM
hey if youre gonna be pussy whipped, why not by one of the top pussies in hollywood? haha
http://www.innerdrama.com/keelana
31. robo - May 25, 2007 3:59 PM
Fish, you're such a mouth breather. Brad looks great. And he probably was the kid you stole lunch money from. Everyone knows that the nerds win out in the end. Those dolts who pushed the nerds around peak in high school then become beer gut carryin'
32. voodoomama - May 25, 2007 4:02 PM
He looks pretty good. Not scruffy and delicious, more sophisticated looking. She's a beautiful succubis type nymph. They have problems, just like any couple. Nobody is happy all the time, no matter who you are with.
33. Loli - May 25, 2007 4:06 PM
No way. He looks way hot - he looks totally classic. Rar!
34. chickpea - May 25, 2007 4:08 PM
Why does his face look like it's been sculpted? I agree with the wax museum comment, something's a bit off.
Maybe too much botox?
35. HoboChic - May 25, 2007 4:09 PM
#19: I've been saying this about Pitt for years--that he is a personality adopter. Goes all the way back to Juliette Lewis, at least. The personality he picked up from her was "good actor." Pretty much lost that when they broke up..
36. fifi - May 25, 2007 4:09 PM
Brad Pitt, is hot as hell! I don't care what costumey get up he has on! I would/will do him anytime! I think that Angelina, is crazy as hell! I don't see how they get down! She's so damn skinny, it looks like he'll break her in half!(i hope)
37. lambman - May 25, 2007 4:16 PM
Brad has always liked women that push him around, look at the women he's been with Gweneth, Anniston, Angie.
But he doesn't look like a nerd in the slightest, he looks dashing.
Angie is beauty is exceeded only by her insanity. To call her "insanely pretty" is an understatment twice over
38. Navdoug - May 25, 2007 4:16 PM
She's perfect. You can watch the blood pulse through her rope-like veins as she gives you hand-jobs. Then while she's jerking you off and you think of something you need at the store, you can write your shopping list on her with permanent ink and she won't mind at all.
39. Sj - May 25, 2007 4:18 PM
eck, her hands are making me sick. I know old ladies who have prettier hands than that. Her face is still pretty though, maybe she should wear gloves.
40. eXtasyStef - May 25, 2007 4:18 PM
She's still hot, though she does look like she needs a decent meal or two. But Brad's getting the William Shatner face...eek.
41. teetee - May 25, 2007 4:20 PM
So are they admitting they are a couple yet?
42. Sj - May 25, 2007 4:20 PM
Brad likes being submissive. I bet Angelina has a whip and paddle at home. "Yes Mistress"
43. Lindsay - May 25, 2007 4:40 PM
Oh god, you're right, he's looking more like a nerd yet more importantly- and his age is starting to show keeping up with those damn safari children. No Brad, No!
44. tamiki - May 25, 2007 4:44 PM
Nerds are mammals too...
45. snoopfan - May 25, 2007 4:50 PM
Brad never looked SO miserable in his life. He used to smile so big when he was with Jennifer Aniston, but now that he is stuck with this man eater and her ever growing brood of children... RUN BRAD RUN!!!!!
46. snoopfan - May 25, 2007 4:53 PM
#29 - its probably from all the blood swapping with Billy Bob Thornton - yuk!
47. Fade away - May 25, 2007 5:00 PM
these two are attention whores who probably are bored with each other at the end of the day.
Guilt will always trail them no matter where they go. started off on deceit and will end ugly.
Moral of day - leave married men alone and get your own.
jolie is guilty as hell to use children to convince and attract someone else's spouse.
ugly, henious act.
48. Blah - May 25, 2007 5:03 PM
Look at those hands. A few more years and she'll be the Crypt Keeper.
49. mia - May 25, 2007 5:09 PM
There something wrong with her arms... Not only because they seem to have highways on them, but because they are too long... She can scratch her toes like a usual being scratch is butt.
50. Angie - May 25, 2007 5:10 PM
She didn't turn Brad Pitt into a nerd, she turned him into a pussy. and gave him a "make-under." all she needs to do now is dress him up gothic and dye his hair black, and the Brangelina Clan will be complete
51. Chauncey Gardner - May 25, 2007 5:10 PM
He looks good, but totally broken by that knife-wielding, psychotic, blown-heroin-veined skunkpussy. Before long, he's gonna be fat, and will receive notice of his impending divorce through Angelina's attorney, and will have to fight tooth and nail just to see his biological kids. He's gonna be just like Bruce Willis in DEATH BECOMES HER, and that's fucking sad.
52. iamsosmrt - May 25, 2007 5:12 PM
ANGIE HAS ACNE
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=angelina-brad-cannes&pic=brad-angelina-cannes-2007-14.jpg
53. iamsosmrt - May 25, 2007 5:16 PM
AND AN 80 YEAR OLD BIKER CHICK'S BODY
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=angelina-brad-cannes&pic=brad-angelina-cannes-2007-21.jpg
AND HIDEOUS FAKE HAIR LIKE PARIS HILTON
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=angelina-brad-cannes&pic=brad-angelina-cannes-2007-27.jpg
54. iamsosmrt - May 25, 2007 5:21 PM
Angie please explainto me how died brassy fake hair looks nice with pasty saggy old lady skin or how highlighter yellow is flattering to old grandma skin.
But most of all could you explain to me how much of an advocate you are for world poverty and while you are explaining I'll just look at your 25 carat diamond ring that could feed all the starving children in America.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=angelina-brad-cannes&pic=brad-angelina-cannes-2007-19.jpg
55. FRIST!!! - May 25, 2007 5:48 PM
I always thought she looked like an insect, but she's actually sucking the life out of poor Brad! You got my number, you know who to call, sweetie...
56. JackNicholsonismyhotoldman - May 25, 2007 5:49 PM
Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman in hollywood today, hands down. Brangelina= super hot couple, you cannot deny their obvious chemistry. Say what you want about Britney, Lohan, Mischa and all the other wanna-be, class-less "stars" but you cannot deny Jolie's grace, philanthropic spirit and her timeless beauty. And if you do, you are fucking jealous AS HELL.
57. Susan - May 25, 2007 6:03 PM
Just outta curiosity, I'd be interested in seeing the photos of those folks who are especially critical about their appearance and see how they might stack up. Sure, she's too skinny, and has large hands (most tall women do), yadda, yadda, but Brange sure do make Hollywood a little more interesting than your Brittany, Paris, Lindsay, "yawn" bunch any ole day. Why else would you "haters" be on this blog anyway? God do I wish that Paris would go away!
58. kellygirl57 - May 25, 2007 6:05 PM
Maybe it's just me......but I think a beautiful gown loses a little something when tattoos are hanging out of it. Ick.
59. jean - May 25, 2007 6:10 PM
She's not the most beautifull, she's got too many manly features. Her face is too square and big.
60. julyper - May 25, 2007 6:15 PM
#6, what's wrong with you?
61. Chauncey Gardner - May 25, 2007 6:30 PM
#57,
Your post is the kind of defensive rant that only an ugly and/or fat chick would come up with. Either way, I think there's a slight chance that might be posting in the wrong forum.
62. veggi - May 25, 2007 6:34 PM
#57 - I'll take your challenge, any day. Now why don't you post a picture of yourself? Or are you afraid?
63. grafxguru - May 25, 2007 6:40 PM
Angelina used to be my goddess of choice in the Tomb Raider days when she was plump and curvy and toned.
Now she is looking worse and worse, way too skinny and not happy at all.
Could be the whole rasing kids thing doesn't really suit her, but she has an image to uphold as super mommy.
Still a pretty face for the most part, but hug body issues are making me wonder if that Borderline Personality isn't affecting her and Brad in ways us normal folk do not understand. She's mellowed out a bit with motherhood, but "crazy Angie" seems just lurking under the surface ready to explode.
Eva Mendes is the new jaw dropping lust goddess in Hollywood IMHO.
64. Forbidden - May 25, 2007 7:04 PM
*dick explodes*
fuck daaaaaaaaaaamn she's so insanely fucking hot and stunning!! Hottest and most beautiful mainstream actress by FAR, she gives me a raging erection the moment my eyes are lucky enough to see her insanely hot stunning self.
Thanks for these pictures Superfish. I need a Kleenex.
65. nancy pants - May 25, 2007 7:12 PM
her arms and back of her elbows look like old lady arms.......yuck growing old must be a bitch
66. debisis - May 25, 2007 7:48 PM
i think i can understand why men find this woman attractive, her lips maybe...i guess having lips that look vaginal is attractive. very smart. not.
angelina jolie has to be the most over rated unattractive, gangly, large faced, long faced woman i have seen in the history of my being. i will never understand American and Western views over this woman. shame on all who have bad taste in women. you might as well be into 18 year old thin boys, or horses.
67. baby - May 25, 2007 8:11 PM
Tom Ford (gucci,ysl) dressed him you nut case. This site sucks, i'm never coming here agian!
68. hollaback - May 25, 2007 8:43 PM
Now I feel bad after looking at this pic. Are those swollen lymph nodes? Maybe she is sick.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=angelina-brad-cannes&pic=brad-angelina-cannes-2007-13.jpg
69. Fatness - May 25, 2007 9:02 PM
SHE LOOKS USED UP! SHE HAS MAN HANDS AND ARMS! EVERYONE ALREADY HIT THAT!!!!Her face still is pretty, but she needs to gain like 40lbs.
70. Ryanseacrestthetranny - May 25, 2007 9:22 PM
Nobody will ever be able to convince me that Angelina Ugly is classy or smart. She's a fucking waste of time and just an ugly, ugly, creature.
71. ThatIsGay - May 25, 2007 9:33 PM
Angelina is the hottest chick ever, but in pic 9 & 10 shes trying to hard. When sexy people try to be sexy, they look ... ugh kinda awkward. Brad sucks though.
72. MadameO - May 25, 2007 9:34 PM
My god, they're both so insanely inhumanly stunningly beautiful. It's like they're perfectly manufactured humanoid androids or something!
73. noangel - May 25, 2007 9:44 PM
"Brad. Out of the picture!!"
"Let's take pictures of the pretty yellow vulture!!"
Ick.
74. Giggles - May 25, 2007 9:44 PM
It's always tacky to wear an elegant dress and have tattoos showing.
75. julie - May 25, 2007 10:13 PM
I am sorry but Why cant you all leave brad and angelina alone, I thin they are a good match.
76. Michael1 - May 25, 2007 10:36 PM
The lizard part of my brain says "ooooh gorgeous angeee. wanna hump", but my frontal lobe doesn't like a chick that looks so smug all teh time and mainly sees effective plastic surgery under that retro-raquel-welch hairdo.
77. laughing blue venus - May 25, 2007 10:43 PM
Love the 60's bombshell hairstyle (shades of a brunette bardot), the yellow couture, and the smokey eye makeup (on Angie not Brad), but no one will ever convince me that her features are totally natural or that she and Brad are a "happy family".
I wish them luck, though...
78. observer - May 25, 2007 11:40 PM
For all of you people insulting this couple, I would love to know the history of your lives and what you look like. That is if you're over the age of 12, which I doubt. I admit I'm old, fat and ugly but even having said that, I would never put myself out there the way Angelina Jolie has and be incredibly honest about her sometimes messed up life. That's exactly why I like her. I like him because of "Fight Club", "Thelma and Louise", "A River Runs Through It" and the list goes on. And because he likes her.
79. Cindy - May 25, 2007 11:41 PM
She is way to skinny and veins sticking out,
and gosh those hands. Brad doesn't even
look the same. He has aged so much. They
sure don't look happy to me. Brad use to
smile. He's probably thinking I have about
18 yrs before I will be done with this. He
is a nerd.
80. THEODORE PANNULLO - May 25, 2007 11:41 PM
Pretty, empty vessels into which is poured new personalities, as needed. Also, I just noticed that the comments on this page now have to be "relevant" or "appropriate". Since when? Sounds like the lawyers got involved on this one.
81. matrix - May 26, 2007 12:27 AM
Agree, they are empty vessels....they are actors (lousy ones). They are media whores and should not be taken seriously. But they are very effective in making money out of millions of ignorant idiots that watch their crappy movies, follow their staged "affair" and listen to their "philanthropic" blah blah bla.
82. Michael1 - May 26, 2007 12:29 AM
#78 It's pretty silly to come to a gossip site that says specifically it's about poking holes in the celebrity illusions, and post a dull, preachy scolding of people for doing just what the site states it is for.
There are Brangie fan clubs. Go to one of those.
83. Cheyenne - May 26, 2007 12:34 AM
"observer" (#78) you think Jolie is "incredibly honest"... like "I would never be with a married man" and "Shiloh was an accident"? What a hoot.
Their stylists were clearly aiming for an "old hollywood" glamour and I think that they pretty much achieved that look for them . Too bad the wax melts in direct sunlight.
84. Melissa - May 26, 2007 12:39 AM
She looks stunning! And I sooo want a dress exactly like hers! Volunteers? ;) She has very ugly arms though. Sorry, but I just *had* to say it, for I was desperately looking for some flaw - any flaw! - for ages. So... I simply had to spit it out. Brad's face is looking weird (and that was extremely easy to spot!).
85. what a real guy would do - May 26, 2007 12:40 AM
"Honey, I'd like to be incredibly honest with you.."
*BANG*
86. ctti - May 26, 2007 12:46 AM
As much as I like bashing celebs, these are two people I cannot bring myself to bash. Angelina is gorgeous, always has been (although I must admit, she's been looking a little too thin of late; get some meat back on your bones, girl). Ditto Brad.
I don't really care for what goes on in their personal lives - that's their business, not mine. But hey, at least I don't get a skankho vibe from either of them. Unlike, of course, our teen heroines like Paris, Lindsay & Nicole. Real classy, those three.
And #6: YOU SICK SHIT.
87. Middle Name (required): Danger - May 26, 2007 1:29 AM
Austin: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa: No.
Austin: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa: No.
Austin: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa: Hmm.
Austin: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa: Okay, that'll do.
Austin: Okay.
88. Angelina Jolie Fan - May 26, 2007 2:57 AM
So her hands aren't perfect...maybe it's because she doesn't live a sheltered life and gets down and dirty when she has enough money to not have to.
89. teresam - May 26, 2007 5:53 AM
Wow, I think they both look fantastic! Most gorgeous Hollywood couple ever.
90. Just saying - May 26, 2007 6:24 AM
Brad should just exhale and realize, though Angelina has a humanitarian spirit she's the wrong match for him.
Am sure he misses the nice breezy, less exposed days with Jennifer. I still can't imagine what happened-- every time you would see a photo with Brad and Jen (even sounds better) they would be smiling or holding hands. You can tell Jennifer is more affectionate.
Angelina's Crazy. Anytime your father say's your crazy on national television, you have issues. It's not as if Jon Voight a media whore. He said it was his only recourse.
How can you be crazy in 2002 and recover so quickly--Only Hollywood. I mean she's disturbed:
Why
She used to cut herself, she wore her first husbands name in blood at the wedding, she married Billy Bob, she kissed her brother, she would cut herself, she adopts kids every year--one doesn't speak English--How does she think it makes the other kids feel every year she's bringing new kid home. It's like "what I wasn't good enough mommy" Imagine how Maddox feels I hope he's doing ok, He was the first and now, she's bringing the world home. She's a nice. God Bless her but she never recovered from those EMOTIONAL problems her dad spoke about.
91. star69 - May 26, 2007 6:42 AM
I didn't know Angelina Jolie is married to Robert Redford.
92. Hannah T - May 26, 2007 7:01 AM
Oh my god, she is so skinny. Someone like Angelina, with her gorgeous face and dark eyes and hair, needs to be voluptuous and sensual - she had dieted herself down to frail and old-looking. Please, Angelina, chocolate is your friend....!
93. Fabio - May 26, 2007 9:06 AM
Hey No hablo ingles:D
94. macjanny - May 26, 2007 9:18 AM
her mascara is clumpy. yes. clumpy.
95. Cheyenne - May 26, 2007 9:24 AM
For the drooling fans who think it makes some difference if they jump to Brangie's defense ("Maybe ANgeline will rad this and want to have lunch with mee!!"), here's the link to the Official Angeline Jolie Fan club:
http://www.futuristicwebsites.com/AngelinaJolie/TheClub.php
For the rest of us...it's kinda gnice that there's a site where people who don't have sobbing orgasms over pictures of the daring duo can chat.
96. TimeZone - May 26, 2007 9:30 AM
#88 what you call "not living a sheltered life"? Staying in 5-star hotel suites most of us will never see. Being chaufferred around. Having housekeepers, cooks, and nannies for the kids. Taking flights of private jets.... and plastic surgery to twek her features. That's not Sheltered?!
Save your kudos for someone who works two jobs to feed and clothe her kids and keep a roof over their heads and still manages to love them solidly. She might not get to go to Cannes an mug for cameras but, hey, you might catch her at one of her kids ball games.
97. Kamihi - May 26, 2007 11:05 AM
I really just think shes drop dead gorgeous physically - OK 'cepting the hands, he is what somebody else says earlier - a personality adapter he looks like shyt at the moment but I never did have the hots for him.
98. DahliaRose - May 26, 2007 11:17 AM
Anyway you look at it Angelina Jolie is a beautiful woman. Brad is the other thing.
99. krazihottkelli - May 26, 2007 11:23 AM
this couple is the finest Hollywood has ever seen....they are beautiful and so generous with helping people...
ALL U OTHER RICH BASARDS IN HOLLYWOOD R NOTHING BUT CHEAP ASSHOLEZ WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELVES....BRITTNEY, LOHAN, ETC..
THE LIST GOES ON...
ALL THE LOVE FOR BRAD & ANGELINA & CHILDREN
JENNIFER ANISTON, WHAT A STUPID BITCH....
100. zena - May 26, 2007 11:54 AM
These two are b-o-r-i-n-g and do not bring out the best in each other.
I liked Angie back in her semi-goth, raw edged days. At least she wasn't quite as smug and pretentious.
101. Kenny - May 26, 2007 4:29 PM
Brad is a nerd. I hear he is now a desperate househusband. What in the heck
happened to that man.......
102. Milly - May 26, 2007 5:06 PM
Wow.
#99, you a crazy mofo.
103. Jennifer - May 26, 2007 5:14 PM
I can't believe you guys. OK so he doesn't joke around like a 12 year old boy anymore and you know why? He's grown up! Grown ups can be serious sometimes! He's the father of four and he's involved with all of these important causes and he has said himself that NOTHING compares to the life he's got now. I read an interview with him from his last year with Aniston and it really was the saddest thing. He was like making a couple of jokes, then talked about how he liked to surf, and how he was thinking of maybe redecorating his house because he was a really intersted in architecture and felt it was time to "do something with his life". And how he and Aniston weren't ready for kids in their relationship yet. And he was 40 YEARS OLD! People CHANGE as the MATURE, not because someone's got someone's balls in their handbag. Everyone knows that except for really shallow people (like, for example, Aniston, 37 years old and still everybody's favourite girl next door. God.).
104. Andrew - May 26, 2007 5:20 PM
Turned him into a nerd or into Val Kilmer?
105. Megan - May 26, 2007 6:16 PM
Jesus, who did her hair, the blob?!
106. Eva - May 26, 2007 7:21 PM
She looks like Belle from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Not that Brad looks like a beast, but ya, Angie looks like Belle.
107. FRIST!!! - May 26, 2007 7:30 PM
#55 was NOT me!!! What the FUCK!!??!!!
108. Angelina collects orphans - May 26, 2007 9:11 PM
Sure Angelina is beautiful except her dry , flaky fish lips ) but I still think she is a crazy , psycho bitch ! who believes her own lies !
Brad is just .... a dumb ass !
No ! I'm not a J.A fan either :)
109. medialady - May 26, 2007 9:55 PM
Wearing colour...for the first time in recent memory...SCENE STEALER!!!!
A good forum to discuss the way that these two manipulate the media is:
http://www.medialady.proboards105.com/
110. jay - May 26, 2007 11:33 PM
Give the girl a break she just lost her mother bout a month ago thats why she's so skinny, have a freaking heart. You people who are judging her are a bunch of losers who have nothing to do but to bash people you don't know but i'm pretty sure you know everything about them when your read the magazines huh? which are crap. GET A LIFE
111. cayana - May 27, 2007 4:28 AM
Why are the veins on her arms bulging out like that? She needs to stop pumping iron 4 hours a day and put some moisturizer on instead, or something.
112. Bella - May 27, 2007 5:36 AM
I'll fuck them both.......Hot!!!!!
113. grafxguru - May 27, 2007 6:10 AM
#90
I agree. As much as I adore her as an actress and think she is beautiful, I think Angelina is compensating for some serious inner turmoil.
She was a text-book case of Borderline Personality Syndrome and from what we know she is not on meds or in intense therapy.
She excelled in Girl Interuppted becuase she was working out her inner demons. I believe she even disclosed that in a few interviews back in the those days.
BPD does not go away on it's own but manifest in ways such as stealing husbands, impulsive adopting of children, taking on world saving causes, whic are all a way of distracting oneself from the emptiness and pain inside.
Kind of like putting band-aids
on internal bleeding.
Brad has never been emotionally intelligent in my opinion and has the look of a confused and sad little boy as of late.
I don't think he is/was aware of what he got himself into.
Hollywood for the most part are a bunch of manipulative crazies with good looks and the charm to make us love them despite their problems.
That, said, I wish them and their children well, but it's a long hard road out of inner hell.
114. grafxguru - May 27, 2007 6:20 AM
Watch her being interviewed by James Lipton on Inside the Actors Studio, Season 11, Episode 1114. Original Airdate: June 5, 2005
You can probably find it online somewhere or torrent it.
After watching you will find Angelina is a deep and complex woman but there are obviously still some really unresolved issues from childhood there.
Adopting kids you have other people raise for you and a mediorce marriage to a sex symbol is never going to solve them.
However, sometimes being in a stable relationship and parenthood tends to help even the "craziest" get a grip on reality.
115. marisell - May 27, 2007 7:43 AM
Whoever has written the article is very funny!Congratulations
116. WowJustWow - May 27, 2007 8:36 AM
SCARY ARMS ALERT!
woop woop!
jolie as the creepy crypt keeper.
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/05/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-oceans-13-08.jpg
117. metaphor - May 27, 2007 9:08 AM
What's all the fuss about? All I see are two bad actors who have passed their sell by date. Go and fade into oblivion please.
To Jolie, you're an actress not an adoption agency.
To Brad, cant you get an attractive woman? What's going on, is ugly the new black?
118. krazihottkelli - May 27, 2007 10:30 AM
#102==Y R U using
my auntz name?
119. RichPort - May 27, 2007 12:08 PM
I wish someone would give my penis back, ... it's a hard sell pretending to be a stud when you're packing a dick that looks like a large clitoris. It sucks to be me, ...
120. Chrissy - May 27, 2007 3:44 PM
#117 - Since when is adopting kids who are in need a bad thing? At least she's trying to make a difference. Everyone is complaining about how she only adopt outside the U.S sorry but adoption in the U.S is hard plus, kids from Africa and such live in far worst condition than in the U.S. So before YOU or ANYONE judge on what she wants to do with her life and try to help others in the world you shouldn't talk. Maybe you can try and cough up millions of dollars and open your home to people in need.
121. Cheyenne - May 27, 2007 4:29 PM
#117 I love you. You made me literally laugh out loud, and I logged on in a grim mood. Your post is hilarious but so true, too.
122. Amy - May 27, 2007 5:17 PM
Brad is getting old, he's starting to look like a Kennedy.
123. hedda - May 27, 2007 5:31 PM
personally, i'm a shade weary of the my shit don't stink master of the universe diva act. people become ugly when they begin to believe their own hype. angelina's a bit rough trade for my taste. i feel sorry for pitt, the poor son of a bitch. he woke up one morning with his balls chained and tied to the floor and didn't know what hit him.
124. bluecrush - May 27, 2007 5:38 PM
She'll never be Jennifer Aniston!!
125. Suzy - May 27, 2007 7:34 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/05/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-oceans-13-04.jpg
it's the "ha- i-stole-your-man" look... i don't like it.. i don't like her. i've never liked her..
her arms are gross.. wtf... EAT SOMETHING!!!!!!
And Brad, I did have more respect for him before he hooked up with her.
He doesn't look happy.. he looks to be under her "control"
126. HotDogger - May 28, 2007 12:05 AM
I wish I knew why most of you think she is so damn hot, so I could make fun of you too. She is the nastiest hose-beast 'celebrity' to walk the planet. I'd rather do Rosie ODonnell's elephant ass than this skankytwat Jolie.
And, I'd only do Rosie after sucking on the business end of a shotgun.
127. hobieluv83 - May 28, 2007 12:57 AM
She's 32ish. That sort of thing happens to your skin as you age. No, 32 is not old by any means, but as you age your skin loses it's elasticity and your veins become more prenounced. It happens to some people at a younger age than others and I think it is exaggerated on her because she's become so alarmingly thin. She still has a beautiful face, but looks very ill without her former curves.
128. iamsosmart - May 28, 2007 8:53 AM
I am much younger but after seeing these pictures I will be moisturizing my elbows every damn day.
Brad Shitt looks downright emotionally worn out, I think her "antics" are starting to exhaust him. They do not look "happy" and "so in love", she looks happy but happy like a crazy person looks after they painted their walls with poo. She's got that insane look in her eye. Stupid UGLY Brad, why on earth would you EVER settle down with a girl like Angie. She is not meant for that.
I wish them all the KARMA their lives can take. Oh abnd I aint no Jen fan either, since many mental midgets are under the impression you have to pick a team. I loath celebrities, these fotards just top my list. Even above paris Hilton, because at least she is what she is ( a worthless brainless slut) but these assholes pretend to be the most honorable people on earth and it's sickening (I know mayny people who have done more with less and NEVER EVER brag about it). Once and for all assholes you cannot be advocates of world poverty and live a lavish lifestyle of mansions, private planes and jewels. STUPID HYPOCRITES, I love how much they love to talk about their "good deeds" when some people do great things annonymously because they don't NEED recognition. Brad and Angie are happy to talk about anything that is flattering but when it comes to mistakes they've made or lies they've told it's off limits and they REFUSE to own up to it. You can't have it both ways shitfaces, luckily many people aren't stupid enough to fall for the act.
If you buy yourself and island because you are a HUGE environmental advocate and you put that island under a dome and turn it into a clean paradise where you and your family live in peace are you really making the WORLD a better place or are you just making YOUR LITTLE WORLD a better place? Think about it.
129. amy - May 28, 2007 5:23 PM
I don't know why no one mentions her obvious plastic surgery: her breasts never get smaller, no matter how thin she is, her nose looks like a text book case of rhinoplasty, her lips....Why do we harass poor Jen for the same things? Also, what the hell with the kids? It is not healthy for kids to get a new one every 6 months, and why does she change all their names? Are they not human beings? And why does she think she needs to get one that looks like one of the others? What a strange character.
130. Best of Celeb - May 28, 2007 10:54 PM
So she has 5 children?
131. GG1000 - May 29, 2007 12:27 AM
Come on, nice try, but you can't put one over on us. These were taken at Madame Tussaud's, right?
132. happy_bunny - May 29, 2007 12:40 AM
I'd hit it. Either one of them. Or both. I'm not real crazy about Angelina's hair here either, but whatevs.
Brad is starting to lose his looks though.
133. OpeliasAnthem - May 29, 2007 6:02 AM
Iamsosmart, you certainly are because that was a brilliant post. Couldn't be more true. You totally read these two idiotic fools when so many other people are simply blinded by the fact that they are celebrities.
134. BJ - May 29, 2007 8:17 AM
Happy Birthday to Brad & Angelina's baby Shiloh yesterday! She ate her birthday cake in Cannes. Here's something fun about Shiloh... an astrology reading on video that predicts who her future husband will be and when she'll get married, www.flownetworkproductions.com/shilohioliepitt.htm
I predict that the bad boyfriend at 18 will be Michael Joseph Consuelos (Kelly Ripa's son), and that the good husband at age 28 will be Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr. (Michael Jackson's son). I figure by that time Mike Jr. will have had enough therapy that he will make a good husband. Both of these guys are ten years older than Shiloh. (When you watch the video, this will make more sense.) What does everyone else think?
135. schack - May 29, 2007 9:07 AM
Brad probably takes it up the ass. Not that it's a problem but you know how it is. I do.
136. velveethra - May 29, 2007 9:37 AM
Brad has nasty acne scars, but he's a pretty good actor. Angelina is too stupid to scar her scrawny body with even halfway decent tattoos and her Multicoloured Baby of the Month Club schtick will wear real thin once those kids hit the tweens. Shiloh's pretty cute though. Let's hope beauty counts for something in this crazy world.
137. gerard Vandenberg - May 29, 2007 10:17 AM
Angelina must turn into a HOTSHOT lesbian. I'd love to ask: why the HELL not? Without your person Brad is still a NERD. But with you on in front he is a SUPER-NERD. So leave him alone and start lesbian tricks. Because you want to act a bit like a man but you have a pussy-problem. Jenn Aniston is absolutly th right woman for you. Courtney Cox can also join the party, right? and you can do your own thing........without the NERD!
138. Shannon - May 29, 2007 2:49 PM
anyone notice two white squares on each side of her stomach? you can kind of see them through the dress... anyone have a guess as to what they could be?
139. JungleRed - May 29, 2007 3:28 PM
@54, iamsosmrt. If Angeline Jolie looks like your grandma, well, then, I'd like to fuck your grandmother. Seriously.
140. join us - May 29, 2007 4:26 PM
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142. CheChe - May 29, 2007 10:11 PM
Ok. Can't stand Jolie, never could. I think she's a stupid, hideous pretender. Adoption? Does anyone else think it's a little odd that no other country besides ours has some children who are less than perfect physically? She's forced to adopt physically appealing children. Good thing the 3rd world has already provided for all children with phycial limitations. Wouldn't want any of those to muddy up the perfect line-up she's created, would we?
143. Chris - May 30, 2007 8:05 AM
I really think Brad looks gorgeous. He reminds me of Robert Redford in his prime. Yum!!
As for Angelina, she has lost a lot of weight since her mother died. I can't really fault her for that. Grief will suck the life right out of you for a while.
I love the pair, and it seems they have a special bond. There is so much more to Angelina than those little party whores running around doing nothing but getting drunk and checking in and out of rehab. It's refreshing. She has really set the bar for philanthropy in Hollyweird.
144. Lola - May 30, 2007 9:24 PM
He looks like Val Kilmer, y/n?
145. Jane Doe - May 31, 2007 5:00 PM
She's one of the few actresses out there who's beauty hype I agree with. Granted she may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I am not into the whole plainly European look either. And when I say plain I mean Gwyneth Paltrow/Micha Barton generic features plain. Believe it or not, full lips are actually attractive. I know its crazy talk but I'm sure people aren't actually PAYING to get them thinned out. As for Brad, he's not too bad. It's funny to hear people say he looks old yet George Clooney gets by without a jab? Please.
146. anna - July 4, 2007 1:45 AM
i love angelina and brad pitt together.. they are so perfect couple.. others may not agree with me but.. they are so perfect with each other.. i love the way they care about each other and respect each other.. i wish that they will last 4ever.. nd ever.. message for angelina and brad: "please stay to each other and love each other.. 4ever.. i love you so much brad nd angie.."
147. anna - July 4, 2007 1:51 AM
brad please dont leave angie.. coz u both are perfect and love each other forever.. stay what u r brad and u too angie.. coz im so proud that im ur fan.. im a die hard fan of angie and she's mah idol.. shes so pretty and very sexy.. i love the way she project on the camera.. if i have an opportunity i want to be like angie.. so please brad staY with angie forever and for the sake of shilo.. whatever happens dont ever let go of her do evrything to please her..
148. anna - July 4, 2007 1:54 AM
angelina jolie and brad pitt aRe the greatest golden couple nd very stylist couple ive evr seen.. they are perfect with each other..
149. NTK - July 15, 2007 10:36 AM
Looks like Brad is unhappy with Angie.