May 9 2007Angelina Jolie has something to hide

Let's set up a Paris Hilton anti-petition. You know. To have her put down before she opens the gates of hell.

Oh, come on now. She was bathing her kids and didn't want photographers intruding. I enjoy bashing celebs as much as the next guy, but geez, that would be too much for anyone. Her rage, in this case, was justified.

I've heard that Angelina smells like cat piss.

I'd rip a photogs head off if he took a picture (through the window!) of my kids taking a bath. What a pervy pedophile.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'd be pissed off too. What kind of person peeks in window shades to take pictures of naked children?!

Oh, Superfish, you're reaching now. She's right to feel violated, if not for herself then for her children. If she'd been bathing alone, maybe you'd have a strong argument.

yeah exactly.. if SHE was taking a bath that would be a different story but its just creepy when its her kids.

I'm shocked, shocked her Vietcong children didn't have ak-47s hidden right in that bathtub to dispatch that photographer post-haste.

I gotta say...if someone photographed me bathing my kids...they better be willing to jump in the tub with a radio. That's really unacceptable.

I'd have done the same thing...there are too many sickos out there. Like the one behind the lense.

#9:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wonder that during these "trying" times of celebrities if they ever say to themselves, "Damn it! I knew I shoulda just gone to school and become a productive member to society!" NAAAAAA! Probably not!!!

ahhh, jon voight attacks!

and no, it will never get old.

http://vapidmedia.com/

Prague = pedophilia

Ok, THAT is just WRONG, and prosecutable.

#9 Slim, that was fucking funny!!!

How come no one takes pictures of me through my shades when I'm getting a scoop of ice cream at midnight in my undies. I'm guess I'm just not POPULAR!!!

They both look like shit, especially Brad. He has aged terribly.

LMFAO #9, best comment read here EVER.

She´s right. I would have shot that stupid photog in the ass the second I saw him. It´s just too much.

oh and Btw, "They both look like shit, especially Brad. He has aged terribly."

If THAT is aging bad then I want to age bad, are you blind or something? everybody has the right to have a bad hair day, or whatever. But they´re pretty good looking.

Brad Pitt looks one hundred and fifty seven.

I saw the pictures. They're pretty hot. My penis is sore now. It burns when I pee.

Why couldnt that slut keep her legs shut??? This planet is overpopulated because of women like her. Fucking whore. Fucking slag. Fucking piece of shit slut.

Why didn't she use a Lara Croft move & unload about eight bullets into that perv, followed by parachuting out the window holding the kids in a fishnet, landing softly next to her BMW motorbike with the sidecar, so that she could safely race away?

#1 Someone set up a Jail Paris Hilton petition. Here's the linky!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/parisbehindbarsnow/signatures.html

AWESOME!!!! I´m totally signing it ASAP!!!

Call cops. Yell at photographer endlessly.

I would rip that photog a new asshole if someone was caught trying to take picts of my kids in the tub. That would be gental compared to what my husband would do. The mother fuckers go too far.

BTW, thanks for the link. :D I'm on my way to sign it now.

I would be pissed too. She has every right to be in a rage.

#23 Liverpool, I will say it again. Maybe (and by maybe I mean 100% for sure), your mother should have kept HER legs shut, as you clearly have mental issues regarding women. Besides, most of her kids aren't even FROM her womb.

Freak

@9 -- I agree, though I suspect they were used to getting filmed by white tourists anyway, so it may just have been more of the same.

they can film ME, but they can't film the CHILDREN. oh god, THE CHILDREN!

um, who wants to bet that retired rockn'roll-whore has syphilis and it's starting to make her a little loose and soft?

That is pretty messed up. I understand the whole photog tabloid thing actually helps stars stay famous, but taking pictures of my naked kids, while I am in a private residence... that is too far.

@23 -- I hear guys from Liverpool rarely get laid. Thanks for reinforcng the point. And unlike the boys in Anfield, I'm sure you always walk alone.

She didn't want the world to see she bathes her kids in a large soup pot over an open flame...with carrot chips and onions...like the old Bugs Bunnys.

There's a certain French Canadian skumbag from Queerbec around here who'll probably pay top dollar for pictures of naked kids......

PS Her lips are half the size of her head. Mumbo Lips Jolie.

"There's a certain French faggot blah blah blah" ..........

why does every thread have to turn into drama queen shit among you guys?

@37 -- You're right. We apologize. I think Angie is so rad. You too. Let's hold hands and skip down the street.

Perhaps she was teaching her kids to suck each other off, like she did with her weird-ass brother when they were kids. You know, motherly widsom kind of shit.

sorry wally.

yeah, #39, NAMBLA called.......

LOL 35-- hassenpheffer!

Oh btw, Paris is STILL driving. There's several petitions going around that are pro jail for her. I signed all of them. Heh

Hey Barbado! Even if she doesn't use her submarine/helicopter/yacht, I'm very sure Angie is going to tear him a new one. About damn time.
What goes around comes around:Paps kill Princess Di, ten years later World Dictator Angelina kills paps....I am happy.

Give me a kiss Barbado, and a hug. I aced all my classes and SCHOOL IS OUT FOREVER

I would rather have seen pictures of her bathing BRAD, not the goddamn kids...

Agree #44, and I don't think that would have made Angie mad. Fucking Checkoslobs.

Eh, she was probably just snortin' ze coke, doncha know.

I KNEW JRZMOMMY WOULD COME TO SEE IF THERE WAS PICTURES OF NAKED KIDS HERE...

TOO BAD MIA'S NOT THERE TO WITNESS THIS SHIT...

Hoo boy, it has begun......

Citizens of the Fish, what is worse.....a troll that steals your identity, or a douchebag that steals your material?

fucking fuck, how can Angelina be so stunning? gorgeouuuuuuuuuuuus
please superfish, save the desperate tranny looking ladies, the lohan's, the overrated actresses and models, etc. pictures for yourself and when you post about the most fucking hot woman in Hollywood delight us with more than one picture!!!
Angelina Jolie is sooo fucking hot I could fuck her life away.

@49 -- Ooooo! Ooooh! Me! Me!

I say "C" all of the above.

Very good, doctor!

Can't blame her at all for freaking out. That's really sick. Even if her kids weren't involved, sticking your camera in someone's bathroom window is a disgusting invasion of privacy.

What's the big scoop the photographer was trying to get anyway? BREAKING: Children of celebrities naked beneath their clothes! Occaisionally take baths! Extry Extry! Read all about it!

Yeah superfish guy like Angie eats.

And why was she bathing her own children? Did the help have the day off?

This is the formula: (1)a post,any post, subject matter irrelevant, (2)begin with using barely understandable English while simultaneously twisting someone elses' words, (3)state that Americans bomb babies that's why no one likes them (4)continue to ignore the actual subject of the post (5)be self-righteous while never having actually proven any point (6) show how globally sensitive you are by forgiving jrzmommy for your having started an off-topic, old, incoherent argument and poorly slung name calling (7)steal jrzmommy material from previous posts (8) after you have completed dirtying up the thread with boring, un-original material, announce that you aren't afraid and that you'll be back.
REPEAT every few days.
NOTE: usage of French is common but not required.

Uh...if any fucking stranger tried to take pictures of MY kids naked I'd make every celebrity ever posted on this blog look like model, sane citizens with the amount of crazy fucking whoop ass I'd put out on them!

Their heads would be mounted on sticks in my front yard with their hair set on fire.

She should have called the police and had them arrested at the very least.

So uh, who wants to be famous now?

9) post long-winded, monotonous step-by-step directions to prove lack of funny bone in your body

I hope they press charges for child pornography, and attempted endagerment of a child . . . what a sick fucking bastard.

I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to eat the corn out of her shit....

Adultery????

I would slide naked down a 50-foot razor blade into a vat of iodine, just for the privilege of sniffing her dirty panties after she has worn them for a week searching the jungles of Vietnam for another oriental child to adopt...

Brad looks heartbroken. Just from that picture, I wonder if they might really break up soon.

Jolie is freakishly hot, so I can understand it, but I personally would never have left Aniston. She's hot and sane.

I would stick a red-hot ice pick slowly inside of my dick, if I could only gather enough of her pubes to weave a bracelet out of them and wear it around my wrist forever or until I die...yes, she is that hot.....

Angelina is at the moment close to the country where her ancestors came from, Transsylvania.Looking at Brad Pitt,her mobile bloodbank,i think there isn't much blood left.I won't be surprised if he's going back to his favourite tranny.

Poor angelina, so hot, and.. VICIOUS.

really please to see the "Just Kidding" at the end, I would have ripped the mofo's head of his shoulders and boiled it in a VAT of boiling oil if he did that to my daughter.
I love some bitching and evilness as much as y'all but somethings have gots to be said.

Brad Pitt always shakes his head and when Angelina is threatening to come closer he bows his head.After Angelina has turned her back on him he shakes his head again.This favourite mother in-law boy hasn't any chance to her and never had...*Shakes head*

I am sure her farts smell like sweet ambrosia...or Chanel #5, or something similar...certainly not that cheap, dollar-store cologne that I buy and douse myself in...

Off topic but where are these "lock paris up" petitions? I wanna sign them I see that bbeyotch is fookn driving? she is beyond anything in her arrogance and stupidity I hate her way more than any other celeb right now.

And I am sure Angie's piss tastes like Stater Bros. brand pure apple juice..(sugar free...) this bitch is so fucking perfect....

seems to me like there is one worse than me from Queerbec!!
and by worse I mean unfunny and out of context...
Good for me!

Does anyone know where I can find those naked kid pictures?

Some of you people are talking like seeing a naked kid is pedophilia. You really need to wake up. Kids take their clothes off and run around bare all the time. taking photos of them doesnt make you into naked kid. Chances are the photographer saw a chance to make some money and perhaps feed his kids.

As for psyco angelina. well a hissy fit is what's expected of a celeb.

58: not as long winded as those stupid canadian arguments you encourage. and, no, it's not funny.

I think she has lost her identity and is turning into a robot. I should know.

"something to hide"
Um, maybe her penis?

i thought the stupid bitch was going to be a stay at home mom. she deserves everything she gets, but that's not ok about the collection of kids

I would like totally lost IT
only to have the both of them
damn

Give the lady a break, she probably thought that there are no photographers in Prague!

Angelina===I so love u
u r so f'n hott!!!!!!!

Angelina and Jamie Pressley should make a movie together..they r like the two hottest chickz ever...

Angelina has a right to be pissed off by that intrusion. And hey, losing it when you are juggling kids, a partner, a career or two and still dealing with the death of her Mom....seems human to me.
She's one good person in my book, trying to make a difference in the world.

Anyone who judges that they are looking a bit worn out clearly hasn't had kids! They sure look good to me, amazing in fact.
You complainers? may your next drivers license picture be crap!

ggg

OH fuck you!!! The so called celebrity journalist that wrote the commentary. What was she hiding? Fuck you moron. Any mother who wouldn't be extremley pissed that some faggot ass pervert is taking pictures of her naked children is a shitty ass parent. She has every damn right to be angry you peice of shit. FUCK YOU!!!!! All these celebrity websites need to get people to write this shit who have an IQ at least above a peice of dog shit!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

SHYT! YES SHE IS USED TO BEING PHOTOGRAPHED HOWEVER, NOT THROUGH HER WINDOW TO HER HOME! HELLO, DAMN IT, WHAT GOES ON IN A PERSONS HOME IS PRIVATE, AND YOU KNOW I WOULD NOT WANT SOME *UCKING CHILD MOLESTER TAKING PICTURES OF MY KIDS IN THE TUB, THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE......WHO IS DOING SOME THING WRONG NOW? ANGELINA OR THE DAMN PEEPING TOM? HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

oh come on she was giving her kids a bath id like to see how you would re-act if some stranger snapped a shot of you giving your kids a bath. lets be realistic and think she had a good point to be pissed! i know i would be if someone got a picture of me bathing my child. you know celebs are people to!!

To 74: Your forgetting he was looking in her bathroom window! That is an extreme invasion of privacy, considering anyone could've been in there bathing or using the restroom. He was being a pervert and a peeping tom.

and

To 86: did you not read the JUST KIDDING part? I guess you extreme rage clouded over your ability to think. It happens to the best of us, hun.

I would have kick his(the photographer) ass for pulling some shit like that, and break his camera then give it back to him in a place where the sun don't shine if he ever did that to me. (and I would have every write to do so considering he is a stranger and on my personal property looking through my windows.)

SICKO.

#23 you say the world is ovre populated cause women like her can't keep her legs shut. UUUMMM dont you remember that 3 of her 4 children are ADOPTED . you f-ing idiot. i'd shoot any asshole who watched me bathe my kids. The f-ing sicko. get caught by brooke shields, tom cruise, madonna or any one else for that matter, and see what happens!!!

I'd lick her farting asshole. I'd like to watch her grunt out a big turd onto my erect penis.